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and some other stuff that increases my damage done
= 1 mil damage in 1 hit

there is also this funny boss killer 
Gamin
good lord why is warframe region chat so horny during tennobaum
where's kickbot when you need him
my chud son
i tried to respawn a sniffer because the dumbass dev made it so my pick uses better combat swing instead of being a normal pick so i accidentally killed the sniffer
learned the hard truth
literally the same shit where you swing a pick to mine only to ill a critter you're not supposed to in terraria
Picks have better combat swings when you're not looking at a block
Or anything that you can mine
this pick acts like a "weapon" thats the problem
i had to open "mine with weapon"
Everything can be a weapon if you're brave enough
the character even holds it like a weapon
its dumb
i dont fucking know why they made it a "weapon" while previous picks were not weapons
I wouldn't say they hold it like a weapon
I'd hold a fuckass big tool like that too
Like, do you really expect me to just hold it?
Nuh uh, I'm resting it on my shoulder, fuck that
if we are gonna go that far
how tf can it mine 20 blocks in 1 second
if its that heavy and big
Steve is just built different
I'm not even going far
That's just a normal thing to do (not mining 20 blocks, just carrying heavy shit)
where is that 1 guy's vid
where he calculates how much can steve carry
smth smth with gold blocks
Wasn't that matpat
dont remember
fuck you want 16k durability for
Nothing
does it at least vein mine
all previous picks have 8k dura
The modpack has vein mine by default
ah okay it makes slightly more sense now
But 16k is a lot too much
and the previous picks before these have 4k

shits super expensive to craft
im okay with it
And with those enchants it's impossible to break
true
vein mine eats up dura a lot though
without enchants
even with unbreak 10 i got
vein mine the stone
it eats like 10-15 dura each time i vein mine a stack
You have Mending II
im still confused on that one
first time seeing it
dont know how it works
my theory is it turns xp into more dura
oh no the world is going to end cause your 16k durability pickaxe lost FUCKING 15 DURABILITY
hey man ask terramity devs idfk
on a single mod without anything else
even with unbreak 3
shit might break
you never know
Like, a fucking iron pickaxe with Unbreaking III and Mending will last you FOREVER
idk why y'all are so annoyed by 16k dura 
And I fucking know cause I HAVE ONE OF THOSE
i literally have a 8k durability armor
THATS UNBREAKABLE
also dev says this armor is not the best armor which i heavily disagree
the other stats it gives are amazing
"erm but muh armor points"
seven curses already removes 80% of that
so whats the point
The point is that you still get more
35-33 armor only for +2 mana regen and spell power
+20 max health is unneeded
its just dumb after some time
rather get 180 hp with 30% lifesteal and armor stats like luck and attack speed
then 300+ hp with no bonus stats
as a non mage that is
what are this games you guys are playing
I can surely take this on
them? minecraft
im playing doom eternal
Wait it will?
Mine does
I wonder what the math is for how many blocks it'd take to actually break that
Considering unbreaking 3 is like what 75% chance to not use durability on breaking a block
Infinite as long as you keep feeding it xp
thats crazy how many mods do you have in that minecraft looks like diablo
So you can't break stone forever but feed it a block of coal and it's fine
Yes
Iron pick doesn't have a lot of dura so it also isn't an XP sink if you do get it low
Of course, it's just a gimmick tool
it's the parkour spiral
Fucking dumbass lol
Better off using diamond or netherite, but honestly, just for mining stone, iron will do
slayer gates are crazy, but i actually kinda like them
they're super fun
there was this one in the base game that had a wave with like 3 whiplashes, an archvile, and a cyberdemon that fucked me sideways for hours on my first playthrough
although im goated, and i made it
idk who those big tall bastards are
but theyre fun
and then theres this big fiery fucker that has sword arms, tanky as fuck
but the ballista is pretty good at killing the uhh floaty guys you kill in the super shotgun level
shoot the hover cart with 1-2 arbalest shots and then you just pummel them
the doom hunter
that one
dude i've played through the first level of ancient gods so many times that i muscle memory'd into killing myself against the doom hunter boss so many times
i didn't spoil anything
idk why you would muscle memory dying
i know, i just mean i dont want you to elaborate in case it spoils something
thats all
combos
just cautious
that's the muscle memory
it's like the ice bomb kill cycle on the marauder from 1.0
took me a while to take that shit out of my system
some enemies i have down, the meatball, the mancubus, the spider thing
does that not work anymore?
idk what that is, but im guessing it doesnt work
nah it doesn't work
you can still one cycle marauders but it's not as easy as chucking an ice bomb over his shoulder mid combo
i mean i prefer to find my own way
so if things work for me, i keep doing them, even if its ruthlessly inefficient
because well, i just play on normal for my first time
so im just on HMP rather than UV or something
dude by all means just play as you want i'm just adding commentary
i've never actually played eternal on uv or below xddddddd
idk how sluggish the game becomes
i mean, its still hard for me, since my brain is wired for darktide
so i keep pressing space to dodge enemies when it doesnt work for all enemies
i am still trying to get dashing properly integrated into my combat
because 2016 from nightmare to uv is a completely different game and not because 90% of attacks don't hit you for at least 150 damage on uv and lower
the game is just super slow below nightmare
i noticed
mobs just stand there and watch if you get engaged by one (1) imp
not that fun tbh because of the overabundance of actual one shots up until the second health upgrade
then i might loop back to eternal after 2016 and play it on nightmare
unless you actually know how to move
in eternal?
i like eternals movement more, id rather learn eternal on nightmare actually
since once you get movement down you can usually get through fine
should've played 2016 first
i did, just not on nightmare, i did on UV
i played through it dw
in a good way
ah nvm then
i doubt the movement will kill me like it did you, i just like shooting things
what spoils 2016 for me
is the glory kills
eternal has so many more
nah
they also just feel better
eternal doesn't have contextual executions
yeah they're shorter
that's why they feel better
also the arm blade is sick, i like it
makes them more entertaining to watch for me, but 2016 had really good ones
2016 has way more executions but they're also longer across the board so it drags out
and you still get health back if you just kill the staggered mob with a gun
also elaborate, im not the sharpest crayon in the box
@oblique belfry whats even colossal iron good for
like when a mob is staggered next to a wall
accessory
thats it
and making goblin boss summon item
oh wait thats a thing in 2016? i never noticed
you get a special animation where the guy gets killed against the wall like a knee to the face
or being thrown into the wall
buh
etc
it has a shit ton of contextual anims
thats probably why it felt like theres less of them, its because i never killed many demons in a place that would trigger them, or i didnt pay enough attention
then again, they probably blurred together with how often you use glory kills
it's also harder to get angles other than being in front of the mob in 2016 because of the slower pace

The evolution of Glory Kills in DOOM has been nothing short of brutal. From the raw ferocity of DOOM 2016, to the cinematic violence of Eternal, and now the dark, medieval flair of DOOM: The Dark Ages — here's how they stack up side-by-side.
#doom #doometernal #doomdarkages #glorykill #doomcomparison #gamingshorts #fpsgames
yeah thats true
in the dark ages he was obsessed with beheading i swear

like in 2016 they're drawn out because it's more of a "dude look at how brutal doomguy is isn't that crazy watch how he tears the demon into pieces" (and also you the player when you die) in contrast with eternal's "take a breather from the combat, in and out"
doom 2016 is slower compared to eternal so it makes sense
eternal is just all in chaos
and i loved every second of it because of it
especially since i played it on ultra nightmare
shitting myself when i only have 10 hp left
like i did miss the player death animations in eternal but just exploding into ludicrous gibs whenever you die is funny as hell and it accentuates the feeling of speed and being volatile
pretzel'd
it is pretty funny
ive only seen it like 3 times, but then again, im just playing HMP
i could never bring myself to play im too young to die, because that shit just sounds demeaning 
besides it would be way too easy
since i already feel like hmp is just about easy and slightly challenging at times
anyways
time
shadow wizard moneygang
i mean i do love ravens
what level are you on
should i do an ivan
call someone a slur?
untrue
nonfalse
idk if i can call u a twink without being eviscerated
God
I fucking hate
Both the pro and anti ai crowds
And the corpos who keep shoving it everywhere
what dost thou mean
game kinda pretty
Real
Santa pulled Gs in that sled that'd get a fighter pilot to shit themself
George Stanley McGovern (July 19, 1922 – October 21, 2012) was an American politician, diplomat, and historian from South Dakota who served in both chambers of the United States Congress as a member of the United States House of Representatives for two terms representing South Dakota's 1st congressional district from 1957 to 1961, the director...
theres a us politician called GEORGE MCGOVERN?
Was
anyone wanna play battlefield
there is simply no way that was bro's name at birth
Despite that last name, he was in opposition to US' involvement in wars

Hello which party you use now
I am using Itto Gorou Zhong Li and Albedo
Skirk, Escoffier, Mona and Candace
we? whos we?
Joe mama

because I like blowing up enemies at one click
Got it you like Blowing
you could ask me why im playing doom, and id respond that its hilarious to shoot an imp with the super shotgun
@raven swan
Phyiscal Razor is the best
meanwhile me with my two years worth of farmed artifacts can't even break 10%
I havent even bothered to farm up a proper goblet and I'm still top 8 lmao

like look at this piece of shit
I haven't seriously played genshin for 2 years
Can you send your ID
worst part off the %ranking thing on akasha is its got so many catergories
I'm not gonna carry you tho
I dont even carry lettuce
and I like him
i can't not read kiss my ass without alex mason's voice
eat shit and die without duke nukem's voice too
it's crazy
What do you mean like? are u homo
sure why not
Join the club
Nothing about "Look at my ass"
Where
We left your spot in the closet untouched join us
Where
true, just pick the one with the most people in it tho
This gif is beautiful
Didnt even have to go that far to find it
Was right at the top
Your height and weight
why is bro deleting every other message he sends dude what is his deal
finally updated destiny rising, i'm going to jiangshi all over this metro tonight
that gif was a misinput if you're talking about me momo, i haven't fully woken up

6’1.5 ft 205 lb 3% body fat size 10 us wmns
Clavicular is my younger brother
Just fyi
I get what i want
When i want @jostabere
fucked up that this happens
they're doing that to you tomorrow
Where can I get one
cow torture store
anyway uhhh sam
this witchfire game peak
who knew the mfs that made painkiller can still make good game??
What's it about
Meow
killing monsters
extraction shooter roguelike type deal
except ITS BY THE OG PAINKILLER DEVS RAAAAAAAH

@proven tundra
Surreal
dilemma of which ketchup to buy
Shoulda got Routine instead
Single Player >:D
watched sam play it
Bought my girlfriend some games for Christmas
Woke up to several on my wishlist waiting to be accepted from her
The circle of steam reciprocity 
Final Factory, Outpath, Routine from her
and I got her AI Limit, Redacted 2 (she's never played redacted), and Ghost of Tsushima Directors Cut
Once she's done with Redacted 2 i'll introduce her to peak aka earlier redacted
you got her redacted tuah?
why would you torture her like this?
(she doesnt know about the trilogy so she wont be nearly as pained)
DUMBeldore is a fucking hack
fuck these doors
ok nvm i think i got it lmao
since spider is 8 and hydra is 9 they seem to be in order
snake snake whale
fucking love it
sometimes it do feel like that
also the armor you get from the meathook mastery is pretty nice
did you complete arc complex
its good to keep armor when flame belch is on cd
yeah, i just got the bfg
i dont know level names, i just kill demons and listen to dialogue
the armor you get from the meathook is so little tho
eh, its better than no armor
its free
besides it wasnt hard to get
the hardest part about eternal is remembering to use your other tools like flambelcher and grenades
does the marauder just scam you on hurt me plenty
like i can see the guy not ever going for the axe swing
it rarely happens on nightmare
exactly
nah he does it often
i mean
not crazy often
but its easy enough to just wait and S shotgun him in the face followed by ballista
or some other weapon
it's still a scam if he just pummels you with the shotgun since it's hitscan
and you can't hit him when he does it either
i know
it tells you in the tooltip 
i read things too
contrary to popular belief, this gamma user can read
(when i want to)
hugo martin (game director) often said stuff about eternal pushing you into "the fun zone" and people started calling the distance where the marauder is more likely to go in for a swing and super unlikely to shoot you "the fun zone"
it's like dealing with revenants in the original doom 2

fair
i have yet to progress that far in doom 2
i only did a bit of doom 1 and eternal
probably like 50% through eternal or smth
idk
i keep seeing the uhh flaming dudes, barons? idk
theyre like sized up hell knights
yea they're like hell knights but on fire
then theres also the other cyber knights or whatever
there's also those stupid ass purple bat demons
barons have projectiles
same size as hell knights but worse
knights don't
the ones taht teleport
ok so not that
they're purely bruisers in 2016 and eternal
off to get therapy!
yeah so its just something else, idk every demon
wtf happened to that police station
Why is everyone taking peptides
is it a lanky ass dude that puts up a wall of flame
and teleports around
nah wait that guy appears in the level after the bfg
oops
i mean the baron is the only flaming dude that's like a knight
tummy hurt
and is not the laser sword man whatever his name was
that's such a cool design for kind of a throwaway mob
lemme just go to codex
real talk
cutscene first tho
no its the baron
yeah
no idea the best way to deal with them
apparently chaingun is good
but idk
precision bolt > rocket > lock on burst > blood punch 
nah don't do that that cancel is finnicky to pull off
just that when in doubt ssg > ballista > pb > repeat
or ssg > pb > shotgun bomb > whatever
first ssg nets you a stagger, pb forces another stagger
uhh a grenade also forces a stagger when upgraded to do so
blood punch also forces a stagger
the thing is that barons are almost always just alone so you can go to town on them
but always when in doubt just ssg > ballista or ssg > pb
you can also chain pbs by doing pb > punch > switch to rifle to skip the reload time
nah precision bolt
OH
the thing from the rifle
arbalest can be insta fired but i never understood how to do it properly
and it's usually just worse than doing a double destroyer blade
yes the destroyer blade is good
i just went arbalest because it seemed more useful, but tbh half the time enemies just dodge the low projectile speed
unless youre right next to them or close
because ive had the wheelchair boss just dodge it
non boss dhunters are super easy to kill tho
yes, but it pisses me off when i shoot and this mf just moves out the way
blood punch > ssg the sled > lock on burst and he's just done
sure its easy to kill them, its just retarded that they just move
hm, never thought of that, XD
i forget about blood punch way too much
i mean sometimes its awesome with flame belch
and that it's also a free stagger
or at least lots
the grenade is also kinda free but it has a timer
doesnt it stagger like anything?
well the grenade is great for meatballs
just shoot it into the mouth
it's faster to combo them to death
since its really easy, besides the grenade has less range, shotgun has massive range for stickies
yeah
everything around you gets staggered
kill yourself
kinda want to play through eternal again
neato, gonna keep that in mind when i have to fight the tyrants shortly, taras nabad
idk if theyre in this one
but its bound to be soon
considering its nearing the end
the cyberdemons in eternal suck for the most part
you have to actually fight them like twice in the entire game
after that you can just press the get out of jail free card on them
I should reinstall Eternal and get through that swamp in DLC1
damn there's shops
time for Wizard Moneygang to shine
first level of dlc1 is the actual peak of the new doom trilogy
dead honest
Goated 
But that's my fault for continuing my save in the second highest diff
Perfect image for that text
i hate the archvile already
seen it once, and he just hides like a little bitch so im just struggling to deal with this shit and hes just hiding
What the fuck
i hate that little snake, the archvile makes my blood boil
almost as much as carcasses sometimes, i have more hatred for carcasses than anything else, they just put shields in my way every 3 seconds, and when i kill one, another one just appears
swear
freeze and do 2 lock on bursts
thats... a great idea
i never use my grenades 
i forgot
You control the buttons you press
- Some social media guy from id

that was an interesting slayer gate
a tyrant, some mancubi and a few knights of different flavors
not bad
oh and those snakey fucks that i love to kill

can tennogen skin helmets be used with other skins
like i want the witch hat on wisp dex skin
It’s incubus
no?
Yes
go look at the codex
stinky
it would tell you mancubus
this fat fuck
thats a mancubus
not an incubus
i dont think that thing is seducing women

I see the issue now
I mean
I don’t judge
game finally crashed after 4 hours
then get 2nd
Hell nah
Well not that much
I like it enough to have money
And to spend money on dumb stuff
Is this the Darling in the Franxx cockpit configuration?
maybe
Hello married man 
Appropriate response to oncoming lights
i hope the highbeaming one explodes
That's the thing
Those aren't highs
That's just a normal pure white LED these days

that's not actually a thing,.,.
it's time to take the santa hats off, take down the tree, and go back to being depressed in the real world
i keep it till 6 january 
Tomorrow is boxing day and I have work 
I kinda wanna do the 'performative male' getup but instead of feminist literature I'm reading Quan Millz books
This
Just act happy and everything till new year or the 6th
Then back to normal
enough magic
time to risk it all while it's raining to collect some alloyed

Homophobia is beautiful in animals 🥀
indeed
😈
is that Risk of rain 2 ? 
yessir

this mod is so well done it's crazy
No it’s 1 remastered 
most character mods are tbh
i played 1st 
fkn discord
i wasnt replying to u 

Damn you kinda folded like laundry
yea maybe i shouldn't summon him on stage 1
i fucking hate party finder on darktide
this shit sucks
either A. no listings or B. people just decline your request
lame
or C. the servers just shit themselves/no one can start an assignment because some bullshit
huh
cuz my women always left
ok
only one of these people know how to live clearly
the vibe of smosh games is immaculate
what game
q-up

Smosh is still a thing?
Somehow, yes.
I think Smosh is
no longer popular
like I think for 10 years now?
kinda suck
but they still around
@uneven sapphire whats the worst game you have ever played
They've been in a renaissance for the last like 2-3 years and are going stronger and stronger
i recently discovered this thing
now i need 4 million to rank up archon stretch and archon vitality
@timber oxide which nodes do you do on railjack to get credits
Are they still doing skit and stuff or game related stuff
more gooner games
chat i love drawing
nah its more about story

woman with glowing eyes = porn yeah sure buddy ||same bestie||
hi Frota
They have multiple channels so they have some skit stuff, a ton of live improv stuff, a game channel
im alright i guess
i took over sunlight coven after 3 attempts 
got their backpack and laser rifle from their CEO 
:D
blueprints?
nah just loot
yeah sunlight coven got goated backpack
What 😭
its only their faction i think



Sec i need to launch game first

cant wait for them to hit 8 tech level so i can take rocket launchers and nuclear warheads for free (from them) 
can i like
swap my subfaction
can itake over these dope mfs instead of the chemical brothers
idk
chem bros are good too
a question. does anyone know how scholarship to Germany works like?
Free meds are always good and poison weapon is good against most quasimorphs
also their power armor got buffed i think
I do not “pick up”, I do not “flirt”, and I definitely do not “seduce”. I YEARN. And if an older woman does not dote on me, I KILL MYSELF
TFW current GF is 4 and a half years younger than me 😔
I'm cooked, I cannot wait for actual teenagers to accuse me of being predatory
🥀
smh, what a predatory age gap

She's almost mid 20's
I groomed her
100% gonna have to deal with a 16 year old saying that some day
smh cant believe you groomed her into dating you
I'm a monster 
SMH super senior headass
@oblique belfry https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PNQSI94e_-w god it's so accurate
#leagueoflegends #gaming #riotgames #lol #shorts
Imagine him typing in allchat as fast as he talks
average korean ranked game

But the fact that he immediately hits accept right after saying that is so fucking funny
do u play limbus?
I've played lobotomy corp and saw some of limbus
Uhh not gonna lie idk
Probably like some eu5 sliop
I played black mesa. Hl2 and both episodes and woke up at 3:33 am yesterday
I think I got possesed
Half life 3 confirmed this year
finally
mercenary monsoon win
The spirit of the steam sale possessed you
I believe you
sometimes you just wanna kill some fellas
i love how he speaks about bioshock
probably refrencing infinite and never played b1
shit was dogshit on pc and had jank ass animations
The rose tint on games is extreme
Don't waste your braincells on people who have none
the reply is funnier
play library of ruina before playing limbus 
I'm not playing either honestly
Lobotomy corp was enough and cool
I don't like the others much

Made a Animation where you sit with Joshua Graham by a fire.
Audio from @Aogiri_ "Joshua Graham teaches you how to deal with fear"
I dont own the Audio


You can easily cheese it

I see
Or get on top of rocketeer and just whack it, it counts too
Lebanese cow

Oh hey finally at a competitive price point 
No 

poe2 early access is 30 too
And that's basically just 30$ worth of the microtransaction currency (for BOTH poe1 and poe2 stores mind you) plus the early access

Man if only the arc raiders discount was just a little more
Also love my "Since you wish for" section is like 95% games I already own 
Steam has dementia
You wish for this game, so you might want this one
I know steam
That's why I have it
🤨
Dubbed "Venom"
in the hogwarts straight up swishing it
and by it huh well let's just say my wand
very flexible eh?
still hurts tho
Good at charms, nice power
Bruh I totally forgot that game was sitting in my wishlist 
I remember playing Ty the Tasmanian Tiger on PS2
God does its age show but I still get a chuckle
lowk have no idea what they did
I just picked dragon cause it's cool
Fair enough, whats it made out of tho? What kind of wood?
Steam go home you're drunk.
i wish they explained more
Instead of assuming you're a harry potter nerd
It do be like that
with no consequences
I CAST TUNGSTEN CUBE LAUNCHER

i wish they didn't show you the spells that you can get
lowk ruins the fun of it a little bit

This is a parody of the original film, just for laughs. Gun use is not endorsed.
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it's always funny how they copystrike these but leave full movies up
"Nevil, I'm really really sorry about this"
HEADSHOT
@sour rivet 
Followed by the revolver twirl
It's age shows, but it's still a damn solid 3d platformer

HOLY SHIT
🤯



Perish




Which one
Ublock Origin Lite

You got the addition line for it?
the what line
Every Nvidia driver since like late last year has sucked
This is nothing new
It's cause they let their LLM's write the driver code now 
when it starts blocking me, i turn it off, let a few ads play and then turn it back on
and it doesn't bother me for the next 3-4 days

merry christmas Ravens
I have an additional urlFilter in the develop tab the ublock guys cooked up awhile back that I haven't deleted and it takes like...4 months for youtube to even show the prompt once
Oh I figured that's just youtube being shit since it's basically just fuckin bloatware in site form
looks at one time a youtube tab used 14 gigs of ram
And it's only youtube that does this lmao
no its called an incubus
cmon haven't you watched hentai played isaac?
you never know...
some might say that is what peak male performance looks like
rich dragon forty stax
"why yes I will electrify you if u come close to me and there's nothing u can do about it" 
I enjoyed all teh dragon fights
though the dlcs ones were ass
apart from bayle
I think the only one I really didn't like
didn't play the dlc yet
Was the frost dragon
the frost dragon was annoying yeah
yea the agheel reskins were a bit too much imo
Was just kinda boring
maybe if there was like 2 or 3 of them
he was an optional fight tho , no?
Yeah
agheel intro was sick as fuck
but fighting his recolored cousins took away from it
Yeah agheel was nice
idk maybe it takes less to entertain me or because I'm not brainrotted like the rest of the soulsborne community but despite ER not being a true dark souls game I still think it was good
@obsidian sun @proven tundra
who said it wasn't good
what is bro yapping about
Internet people
yeah
what yasu said
They're not real










