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total war has been going down the shitter ever since rome 2
the others were atleast playable some were even good
Can you play as Sweden in one of the total war games?
ye
Then that’s the answer why it hasn’t been so good, people haven’t played Sweden in a long time that’s why
DANSK JÄVLARNA!!!
play the roaming guy
Nakai ?
dont know his name
Eh not so keen on his mechanics without SFO
Slop
bro hatin on Joan of Arc

No 
Also merry crimmas
👋
awww fuck no
HELL YEAH
It starts with a very nice episode
one of my fav endings
remember in ep 1
when carmela brought an AKM when meadow was sneaking into the house?

dude doherty that's the garage in san fierro from san andreas i loved that safehouse
HOOO YAAAAA
yeah
aight
31st is a busy day
im gooning all over your teaser like PirateSoftware over his time at Blizzard
and then I will get 50 complaints about not being informed of a preponed release

WOAH WOAH WOAH
best solution
WHAT DID I DO
everything
i know what i will do
Something idk what
BUT I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING

guys laugh at him
I am a honorary kino member
Surely you'll remember 
surely
Random Mutt W finding me some legendary gear
Alright kreeo, I'll remind you in 8 hours about:
ping Falco that taco doesn't have kin
@slim blaze
my second padawan
after doge

He just wants to be taken care of

Don't we all
@snow tree go to bed

used me crimas bonus to buy videogame 
jarvis play triggernometry (slowed+reverb)
if we miss Kino we have to euthanise Doge and sacrifice Screwyou to the Kino Gods
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Buying it too, it's perfection, i want to finish it again ❤️
time for ace S rank run
did like 6 runs with friends
we just decided to legally play it 
Lmao
Played it like 140 hours all the way through with my ex, it's amazing


@celest plank
"tell me whats wrong with me"
"tells truth"
"FUCK YOU YOU CUNT"
case on point

dude christopher and paulie are a chaotic duo shit goes south everytime

poop
@timber oxide did you update server btw 
Guys...
I hope you got something good for Christmas.
I hope yall aint on the naughty list
What's this interface?
"Baldur's gate 3 is so peak." meanwhile every romance is meeting someone, and then 20 seconds later they're like "You, me, bedroom, now."
Is that gog sparta?
Also, in my absence I took photos.
I literally did 0 romances and it was game of the year (i tried to flirt with shadowheart and failed LMAO)
Sounds like a skill issue, if you can't get laid in the game where it's objectively the easiest then idk how to help you dawg.
Who's asking for help
Lol
You do know there's more to that game than romance
You didn't, I'm just very gracious in being condescending.
You should give it a try
this t he palce where spiderman 3 sits on top of while it rains
I did, thoroughly didn't enjoy it tbh.
i loved that scene
Then that's fine, hope you find a game more to your liking
👍
Battle for a Throne of Ascension
Peak

Me and the boys burning in acid rain
Dying to sand vortexes and getting skinned alive

GOGs
when people say they want to go to agartha they mean they want to upgrade the ice staff
which staff was the one that had the revive
fym all of them had the revive when upgraded
Some AI shits
I see
they are fucking amazing

THATS MY MONEY PAULIE
i still need to watch the sopranos
i've laughed at memes and used reaction images from that show for years but haven't watched a single episode
truly a tertiary fan
F outa here doge
I have the video too
Man was about to be asked Stalker??
!topic
@green granite
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
you brought this upon yourself
hey does anyone know the song from Sids radio i found the file but i dont know the name of the song
the file name in gamma is "Sidor_radio_11"
@blazing maple i just witnessed 10 bilgewater losing to wukong 3 and yunara 3
you gotta love balancing in riot games
Is that even prismatic?
Jesus
wasnt me but i still felt bad for the guy
losing a prismatic trait game
for 2 3star 4 costs
unhinged
guh
I've been leaguing batman 
oh god 
Been playing darius and neeko batman
stop please 

Me and my friend don't wanna fight actual players yet 
go in swiftplay or aram if you guys ever feel like fighting one
I found this in the comment section of a video titled "epstein fuck diddy"
aram is peak new player friendly
and its instagrams 5th anthem of the month

you get random champs so you learn them
only going for kills
barely any objectives
Also Katelyn isn't too bad
you dont have to keep up with minions / gold etc.
Or however you spell her name
caitlyn ?
Yeah
caitlyn is great

Cait is a solid first time ADC
I was jungling as Darius 
Relatively low skill floor with plenty of ceiling room
based

I would go to the adc lane, sit in a bush, and kidnap someone with his grab 
let him learn the ropes first
Also
Fuck mundo
jhin is a bit of a mixed bag
It was only an ai
a simple solution
2 actually
Either an HP% damage character like kogmaw or varus
or Blade Of The Ruined King item
The ai picked teleport, I would be chilling at neeko and suddenly Mundo spawns on a minion and fucks me 
asuming the mundo is an idiot
even so
hp% is a must against hp tanks
its a guaranteed lose if you dont
mundo is fucking bs
happened to me in many cases with tahm 
nerfs fucking when
That teleport is pretty cool, until you're on the receiving end of it and a pink fuck tard comes running out of a minion 
its even more hilarious when you pick tahm as support and against a pitiful adc that sucks against tanks
like ezreal
i used to ban ezreal or tristana on tahm sup cuz of their dashes
but now i ban kog / varus
because i learned that they suck against tahm 
Would i be even more peak if I main fiddle stick 
based ??
You know once I get him 
@sour rivet
I got like 6 heroes rn I think
I mean once you learn building it becomes less of a problem generally
fiddle needs getting used to
@oblique belfry how did you convert Birb to Fiddle main
I'm for the most part just using uhhhh the recommended path items
For each of the heroes
he asked about league champs a while back and i showed em 1 by 1 and told him to look at others if you want more
he found fiddlesticks
and has been obsessed since then
Fiddle really needs a lot of positioning knowledge
So far I'm enjoying uhhh neeko
@blazing maple
Is Ashes good or she is still the most normie hero to play as
Being able to hide as a ward is pretty funny
the latter

Damn
Ashe is good.
ashe is good but there are better alternatives
Too bad the ai just automatically know you're a player and will target you
imo
Don't let the catfish tell you otherwise
It's just why play ashe when you can just have a mage support with rylais
at least in early game
sorry im curretly tormenting her
Sad peam 
Disguise I'm guessing doesn't really work as a match against players
leave her alone we got another neeko enthusiast here
black mesa
You gotta get more creative yeah
oh trust me
it WORKS sometimes
because people are dumb enough to count minion waves sometimes
sam
bro is not reading chat
mmmmmmmmm nah
You can't just walk into lane as a ward, but hiding as a minion in wave will still get people
you are a new player
Sorry
unlike us
Food is fucking banger rn
wait you can wasd LoL?
I only dip head up when im not eating
thank god
after being in pbe for like months
for now nah, but it'll be good to eventually switch to mouse if you ever intend to do ranked
i saw it was mainly clicking for movement and i din like that
oh yea

ALL IN ON ARAM
but if you are a casual WHICH YOU SHOULD BE
I lack the brain cells for ranked
its fine
So idk
I am a pure glue sniffer
its over
I tried to like wasd but the camera they had for it was just...too fucking bad and I didn't like trying to free cam it that way
Surely it can't be bad
im warning you because even on casual modes you got bumfucks telling you how to play the game """properly"""
which is wrong 100% of the time
motherfuckers pinging crit thresh in aram mayhem
exactly
League players not knowing how to have fun is a constant

I thought thats CSGO
lets have a hand for everyone's friend "/mute all"
i had "transmute : prismatic" augment and lightning strikes while playing kaisa
i went fuck it and picked prismatic
i was pinged to hell because i didnt get the other one
On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is ranked
1000
Bro always gambler
"nnoono you need to buy THIS and do THAT!" whatever shower-ignorer, go my snowball
i am
EXACTLY
shit gets stale after a while
I grabbed pandora's box with near perfect mel augments
go bonkers with other types of playing
I'd fuckin do it again
i will 1 day get all snowball augments
10000000000, but fun enough to spam 20 games to go from unranked to plat playing only 3 champs

pandora's box is a 100% must take
AND THEN UNINSTALL. FUCK LEAGUE
Transmute 9/10 never lets me down 
I don't even know if we will play against uhhhh actual players
i once got cucked by it btw 
Might just keep doing ai 
i once took transmute prismatic as ekko
it removed my R

it gave me back to basics
Eventually when you do you'll realize the AI is pretty accurate some games 
sometimes even better then players
with the new AI they made
Lux ai seems to just have seizures in bushes

oh man
Still one of my greatest prismatic transmute pulls was omni-soul on soraka
you should've played league when doom bots were here
Hextech,Ocean, Infernal
korean faker lee sin

The most random free run on Blue gate 
I have had two matches with lux ai and every time they walk into a bush they start spazzing out
Bro faker wishes he was doom bot lee
I had a clip where the lee jumped like 4 times in a single exchange
did you say clips ?

time to folder
to show taco
what wacky shit you can do in this game
@zealous depot aram mayhem is the best game mode ever
(Context here is that the tongue ability gets more range the bigger he is)
((and i got an augment called "tank engine" which increases your size the more kills you got))
Idk how one moves that camera around and still is able to keep an eye on their character. I could not do it 
I would start losing track of where my character was 
yeah freecam requires a bit of skill
not much tho
you eventually get used to it
The humble spacebar
ye pressing spacebar focuses the camera to you
Mate my finger is GLUED to that key
Because i do not wanna free cam

you can turn it off
with the camera icon next to minimap
you dont have to hold spacebar all the time

1 day i shall reach this status
and i will frame the clip on my wall

redemption is smaller then him 🥀
Never see League content creators play this map
because they are sweats
This remains my most satisfying clip I have ever made.
But yeah league is not..........that bad......which makes me sound like a sinner
Saying that
like we say all the time
You've got one toe in the quagmire
the game is not that horrible its the community and teamworks
that fucks the game over
-# and the occasional balancing issues 
LIKE WHY THE FUCK IS QIYANA NOT NERFED
Ain't that almost every moba tho 


Predecessor I got told to kys
wise words
Cause I was jungling and wouldn't help the off laner
oh yeah
do not become a jungler or adc
jungler is a target dummy for bullying
in every possible case
But I wanna jungle Darius 
your teammate died ? your fault.
you lost a tower ? your fault.
you lost an objective ? your fault.
your team died when you were just coming out of the base after dying because of them ? y o u r f a u l t .
i feel bad for junglers
meanwhile adc is like putting a target on your head saying "haha im better then all of you"
you will die every time
and will be flamed by morons who dont know how farming works
expecting you to be in every fight
Just means I'll use that tasty mute button 
which will prove you are 99% better then most players
because retards cannot comprehend the fact that you can just mute the angry bumfuck who told you to kys
so they just continue on and on and on for whole game
turning the game into 3v5
because they shittalk all the time
thats why i dont mute them when they shittalk
i just ignore their insults 
I really hope they revist the head. Holy shit that looks so weird attatched to that body
dude the worst thing im fearful about is the animations
look at xin / leblanc vgu
0 facial animations
what animations?
0 detailed anims
League hasn't done facial animations in ages
last champ was aurora
that had it
the closest thing we got was the new zeri legendary skin
and thats because she already had a face rig
what are you, donkey from shrek?
but even so its still not good
and just to remind you
shyvana is a whole rework
both gameplay and appearance
unlike xin and lb
so im a bit worried
it will be the same case as them
if its means fucking hot buff dragon lady then by god call me the ass of hungary cause im going in
-Jarvan the fourth.
may i present the humble cuck chair

got any more pixels on that
I had to take a double take
bro is using nokia 3310 to leak stuff
at least use a better camera smh

AP Shyvana in aram with this

fair enough
mini rumble ult
Aight chat 

good night 
Can someone humor me for a minute?
Is it healthy to give a plastic bottle to your dog to munch on
Think generic bottle of water
What if i take the plastic thingy off and the bottle cap
Then you dont have a plastic bottle to give it to him
Because you took the plastic thingy off
No i mean the one that keeps the bottle cap from detaching
Why
Wdym why
Why is the plastic bottle not okay
Because water bottle breaks off
And all the plastic fragment can puncture your dog stomach if swallowed
They created dog chew toy to give to your pet and it lasts a long time
Okay, now how do i make my parents shut the fuck up and stop giving the family's dog a fucking plastic bottle cuz they are retards
I'd like to see my dog live as much as possible
To be fair I dont think much of a deal but plastic bottles sure arents designed to be chewed by pet
And so far plastic and animal dont go well together
Found me the whole set of Brunswick armor
Nahhh
You must be going crazy
I swear on my LIFE
this armor should have more customization
like just its own UI and you can swap between diff looks of the thing
it would be so awesome
instead its just
kind of a shitty looking helmet and everything else looks like a 7/10
I was wondering why I can't lift the visor on it, till I read it up that its just one complete piece
I like that its a complete piece
but who the fuck fights with a lion on top of their head 
like
1 mace hit and the lion caves in your skull
your skull becomes the lion 
someone who wants to be extra on the battlefield
If you engage a long af duel w a person in KCD2
How do you engage a crowd w more than 2 people
I found it hard early game, till I learnt masterstrike from Tomcat
I like how masterstrike is more optional this time around instead of it being end all be all
Literally colder in sicily
But there's struggle all around
And we don't have a cold season
i live on the equator its not supposed to be this cold
(well above it)
well
tropic of cancer
would be more accurate
either way sub tropical region why is it 13 degrees
me living on north: damn its warm here 
It's a really warm christmas. But it's going to get real cold in a bit, fronts are just acting up this year.
bruh aint no way
Yeah, hot damn.
me fighting runt before I knew about masterstroking it
aye its spring already 
when I did his fight I one-tapped him cause he wore no helmet lol
I mostly leveled my non combat stuff before fighting him so it was super awkward
who the hell is runt
Runt deez nuts over your face
opposite for me, did all the optional bandit and cuman camps before progressing
ok that emote might be too much
I engaged in larceny 
creepin through the stores at night stealing shit
guy who steals your sword in kcd1
also he's bald
like... some other dudes in kcd 
has at least some depth
he's the bald guy
oh wait kcd1
I one shot him
not 2
also that's literally how he dies
henry smacked him against the floor boards too hard
damn, every group I have rep with is at 100, that was easy to keep in their good graces
time to steal more shit
tbh there are reasons to not wear a helmet but that wasnt a good time to not have one
About the same temps for Borka.
yeah there is that one dude who literally monologues at the end of the game just to get tapped to the head i didnt even know he was a thing till i watched a youtubers playthrough
you dont actually have to kill anyone in kcd1 tho
except runt
You can literally beat the game and runt is the only guy you ever kill
but i seek to free people from their mortal bodies
there's a whole achievement for it
yup
ngl i think 2 is better than 1 it hooked me more than 1
yummy bazlama tost 
if 2 had that i would hundred percent grind it
How viable is gun main in KCD2
2 has an actual polearms tree unlike 1
everything is viable except swords were broken
Broken powerful or broken bad
both are bullshit since you dont actually get bullied by mounted enemies enough 
Have they updated the graphics for 2?
man yearn to be in a spear wall
swords vs enemies with actual armor 
I remember playing and thinking it was just KCD1 with a few bells and whistles.
tho halberds were shit
(was) extremely slow and clunky
does kcd2 bully you with horse archers more? 
no but bannerlord does
I wonder if I can main dagger in KCD 
fuck me for wanting to play infantry only with battanians
are the fians not good enough?
yeah?
well yes but also no every good cavalry nation insta wins against you and the lords the dumbass lords cant even keep their castles for 2 seconds
I mean they are mashed between western empire and vlandia 
and I guess REGULAR cavalry are a problem
fair ig but still like you have good archers just defend
surely your villagers like it
I cant hate azu cuz its tru
battanian lords when forced to touch grass (they die)
yeah ig changing my loyalty to vlandians made the game better but like the rbm mod now needs ai slop dlc which sucks
normal combat is so bland
its crazy
well that is the essence of story 
i love u too kiddo
plot of bannerlord is making a banner
the dragon banner

(it sux there are better banners)
true
the one that deals extra damage to mounts or extra mount speed for troops are prett good
he is fre*ch so he is probably sleeping
Damn we have gone too far
LMAO
he is breton so he is probably passed out from his cider
🥀
nexus logo 
The what game devs?
Vode Ciolet
some slop nobody is going to care anyway 
inb4 dedicated console modders
Did you copy that from me
It all goes to their tita
not feeling dispatch
Doge
dont wanna arc

guess ill league till 6 am 
How is your quasi
but do i go tft or aram 
just revert your mc version duh
Ranked 
ranked twisted treeline
but i want changes 
💔
get that sentence out of here
It shouldve never left customs
i never wanna see aram slander
especially more so with aram mayhem being a thing now
Aram shouldve stayed in lol custom games on rift map smh
did a mission against tianming with 4 floors
pcpu steal
espionage? 
ye
@timber oxide when server update
There was another update?
about it
i was on saturn satellite 
That's the first ping I got today from you
i got double rounded in bad place 🥀
Me when thigh injury
If you really did ping me all day then I will act as if I got all of those pings and tell you to fuck off


come on
a real man amputates the chest smh
if it was a sp save i wouldn't even bother you
yeah also everything was on fire
so like it was GGs 
you suck
i know thats the point
I love comparing my burning status to my current health and trying to figure out if im going to die
(usually yes)
silly run turned out okay
why are complex gun parts so cheap
they should make it more expensive to craft
so finding them in raid actually feels good
because you have to make the rest of the gun I guess
...

Me when I play arena breakout infinite and I find a part that fits my gun but it cant be swapped mid-raid
Two rats were caught squaring off over a discarded bagel on the subway tracks at Essex Street Station in Manhattan — but the showdown didn’t stay one-on-one for long. As the rodents wrestled over the food for several minutes, a third rat eventually joined the chaos, turning the scuffle into a full-blown subway turf war before an arriving tra...
6666
please kill yourself
me
You're a rat?
I think regular arcuied would type "kill yourself"
dammit
Wasn't this Borkas favorite game? He constantly talked about it.
a surveyor yeeted itself god knows where and I cant find it anymore
I tried it and it was abysmal.
mmm yes sino slop please
its beeping is glitched, at an empty spot
probably clipped outta map
it's great for learning russian and chinese 
surveyor beeping sound is exactly here lmao
spent a snap blast and half my ammo on it

mantou @little depot 
we eat bats now
cant afford sea cucumbers?
公布爱泼斯坦档案
爱泼斯坦

goat physicist
Lewis C or Paul S?
i got me 2 new games
Moments after this picture i was shot in the eyes by a scav with a makarov
never going out at night again
@quiet abyss
Kobeni??
?
Apparently people said its Long Haired Female Senpai Garbage Talks
i took some creative liberties with that translation
You are creative liberty of 2 people
@oblique belfry yup, that's me
omg he is elysiuming it
I wanted to play it and it was free on e-pig so it's almost as if the stars have aligned for me to do it
Is he elysium it or is he discoing it
el racista
meanwhile im suffering in league cuz i cant play mc 🥀
I updated

Hell yeah
thank you
Go fuck yourself 

(I'm a dumb brute now)
The YouTube f-
I'm not sure lol
time to recycle 

Oh come on
bros not even 1% through of the game and already harassing women
the true Eastern European
I have "The Expression" 
mine is 
the rizzler
merry chrysler
glorious holiday song
my honest reaction to this christmas ngl
valid

"new year new me" mfs are quiet as well
guess its not their year either
oh god
PATREON AD
@timber oxide just because of this pop up we shall get +2 gb more in memory leak
wtf
sure thing


but im a happy loser
so who cares
dont equip it
new year
there will be no new me until fable 4

my growth will remain stagnant
i should give lingango another go
Straight up glorpin it
hell yeah
J O J O . ゴゴゴゴ
come join me in the server


We win those
Shot down a dead guy, 10/10 game, will play more later 
divinity 3 trailer
hell yeah
did u high five kim
You bet
Anyone else struggling with the new nvidia driver? Shit sucks
Problably geforce
rolled back to the ones from november because the two versions that have released since for some reason don't play nice with the steelseries app
and i use that thing to record clips
always
The GeForce app sucks
Im on a driver from nov but 2 out of 3 monitors is still black.
why does bro have 3 monitors
One for gaming , one for monitoring temps and one for YouTube or twitch, also web search
that's hilarious
You must be new to pcmr
monke
YESSSSSSSS
rejoice
Brutal honesty if you feel one of your monitors needs to be used to monitor your temps i shudder to think how you set your thermals up
@sour rivet Roathe went back to neutral for me because I didn't do the stupid little new gamemode 
o
xeno nano
elite combine knowledge
Merry Christmas! (Or Merry Normal Day, for those who don't celebrate)
Our gift to you: the theme of S-1: MIDNIGHT MARAUDERS, "MOONSTRUCK LULLABY"
#ultrakill #ukpurgatorio #customlevel
Full: https://youtu.be/hmsPp0rC0iw
completed terramity 

mfw build goated
shit both of these are good
type of shit id be running on ror2









