#╟❓general-offtopic

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rocky turtle
proven tundra
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Oven needs to go faster it smells good

brittle karma
opal star
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Careful, Borka might claim it's his Lasagna.

proven tundra
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My lasagna

green granite
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Gun has BR Wahh

slim magnet
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gun has WHAT

green granite
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Tbh it feels kinda weird how

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Its all AR but they have different BR

copper vapor
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holy shit it looks just as bad as Enlisted

green granite
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I thought its a big match of 36 v 36 and everyone is their own soldier

pallid sapphire
green granite
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Not Enlisted

pallid sapphire
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Ofc its enlisted

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There was a modern enlisted event years ago

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its exactly that

green granite
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Ig its stem from one event where enlisted does modern combat

pallid sapphire
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it was very predictable

green granite
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This looks

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Not great

opal star
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Cod recoil.

green granite
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Who the fuck called it MAC-11 PDW

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That thing is nowhere a PDW

copper vapor
green granite
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How is it 0.4 BR higher than M4A1

obsidian sun
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you retards always puzzle me

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of all things this is what caught your eye

green granite
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Well yeh

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What else would have caught my eyes

snow tree
slim magnet
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that doesn't look like cod recoil at all to me

green granite
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I think he means no recoil

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Ig

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Idk

slim magnet
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one bullet and the gun goes completely into your character's eye

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in cod guns don't move

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that's more like average survival horror character's recoil control

green granite
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Prime calls everything not real gun recoil COD recoil

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So it doesnt really matter

slim magnet
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true

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but i respect the take tho he has credentials

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not your run of the mill discord gun retard that totally fought in afghan

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and maybe in saturn

green granite
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Tbh if anything

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I think the recoil is more of a weaker Tarkov recoil

copper vapor
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I noticed significant recoil when dude was burst firing into that building

pallid sapphire
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they also play RB later in the video which is obviously REALISTIC BATTLES

copper vapor
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one burst and the gun was pointing at the 2nd floor window

pallid sapphire
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more realistic recoil and no markers

green granite
copper vapor
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also it's funny how games are either

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"wet noodle arms" tarkov recoil
or
"cod laser gun zero recoil"

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there' s no inbetween

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(at least in most people's opinions kek1 )

slim magnet
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there's merit to both really it just depends on the type of game you're designing

copper vapor
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yeah but most ppl use those terms as negative

slim magnet
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tarkov has terrible ass recoil control because you're supposed to grow your character's abilities

copper vapor
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game has some recoil = omg my soldier/operator has wet noodle arms and zero firearm experience
game has less recoil = omg it's cod laser/airsoft guns

slim magnet
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and somehow NOT THINK about the fact that the guy is a killing machine trained stone cold ex military pmc rambo

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that can run for 5 seconds before fainting

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and can't fire straight

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cod has no recoil because it's an arcade game

copper vapor
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BF6 honeymoon phase has been over for a while, so this kind of video already started appearing

slim magnet
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sure you can have arcade gunplay with actual recoil like in rust

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or how it used to be in rust back when it had patterns

rocky turtle
timber oxide
green granite
timber oxide
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Pack it up fellas, the game is old now, let's make another one

proven tundra
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Lasagna was good
But now I must enter a lasagna coma

celest plank
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wtf

proven tundra
timber oxide
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Shit's so old it deserves to be called retro

slim magnet
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it's fotm not foty get on with the times

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we're on battlefield 8 by now

timber oxide
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Can't wait for battlefield 9 next month

opal star
latent hazel
slim magnet
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i don't understand this meme scopeman

latent hazel
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Tarkov is when a game has scopes

slim magnet
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it feels like stopping the movie to explain to the people on the couch how the hacking scene being displayed is wrong

green granite
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It seems like this game mode doesnt give a shit about BR

copper vapor
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the outside of the scope is less zoomed in
clearly tarkov

green granite
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Welcome back, Naval Mode

hexed stag
copper vapor
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thank you for putting this in my front page, Youtube

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I love these Hadfield clips

proven tundra
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It's Canada Man

vital bluff
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ayo yall might enjoy this game.. I'm doing the tutorial right now and it looks really promising.. the demo is available rn but it's like a permadeath roguelike stalker https://store.steampowered.com/app/1963610/Road_to_Vostok/

Hardcore Survival
A hardcore single-player survival game set in a post-apocalyptic border zone between Finland and Russia. Survive, loot, plan and prepare to cross the border into Vostok, a permadeath zone where one mistake can end it all.

Core Features

Release Date

Coming soon

copper vapor
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canada space man

proven tundra
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It does look pog

vital bluff
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you can play it right now

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and its really cool so far

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the demos these days are usually full fledged games just about

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I rec downloading it!

proven tundra
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I'm anal about waiting for a finished product these days

copper vapor
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bro just took both games, removed their unique features to avoid copyright laws and... didn't add any of his own flavor to it yet

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keyword yet

opal star
proven tundra
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Ye I'm hoping it gets good

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Vein is another

copper vapor
proven tundra
copper vapor
vital bluff
copper vapor
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sure if you wanna pass it through so many filters and niches, then yeah I guess it's "unique" shrudge
but calling a game unique just because it has permadeath is a bit insulting
not only to game developers

slim magnet
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what stands out to me about vostok is the production value it has

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presentation is really good for what's basically a solo project

copper vapor
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also I wouldn't call this any sort of "stylized" version of stalker since it's not even a sci-fi game

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.... yet

slim magnet
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like more than that i just feel like calling literally any game where the setting is eastern europe woodlands a stalker influenced game is idiotic

copper vapor
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dev could start slapping sci-fi lore and stuff into it later on
but as it stands there's no sci-fi elements to it

copper vapor
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just... unoriginal

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grimdark soviet bloc game #2134578923475

slim magnet
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not "unoriginal" because it's not the dev's fault that people call their game that

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i wouldn't say vostok is even stalker inspired

pallid sapphire
vital bluff
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I bet you kids also think Black Budget is ugly and bad

opal star
muted gyroBOT
slim magnet
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if anything it's closer to an actual singleplayer tarkov

copper vapor
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and here we go with trying to insult people because they don't have the same opinion as you omegakekw

slim magnet
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the only stalker thing it has is the game taking place in some eastern european woodlands

vital bluff
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Man discord and reddit never fail to impress with the sheer absurd inane commentary and constant complaining

opal star
copper vapor
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"wow these guys don't glaze the game I glaze, I'm gonna start calling them 'kids' and complain"

pallid sapphire
copper vapor
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Literally never heard of black budget until the chud name-dropped it

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am I gonna get DM'd again

slim magnet
opal star
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New pubg game, really easy to get in the test.

celest plank
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I missed something?

vital bluff
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This is my first message here today.. you all do nothing but immediately shit on me, my opinion, and the game, aside from 1 -2 people

pallid sapphire
celest plank
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the fuck happened

copper vapor
copper vapor
celest plank
vital bluff
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you're a complete rube and a horrible person, enjoy your mental aids

celest plank
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i cant run it well but it played interestingly

pallid sapphire
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This thing is topic every month

pallid sapphire
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And it doesnt get better

opal star
rocky turtle
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LAFF U ARE RUBE kekpoint

pallid sapphire
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RUBE

proven tundra
pallid sapphire
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Reeeeee

vital bluff
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begins the ritualisitic circlejerk and leaves

proven tundra
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I thought you were just south American

copper vapor
muted gyroBOT
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pallid sapphire
solid sundialBOT
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@vital bluff

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

celest plank
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ritualistic circlejerk?

copper vapor
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damn, the bot is broken

slim magnet
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mbo didn't respond to my witticism

pallid sapphire
celest plank
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LMAO

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JADSJDSAJDSAJLDSAJL;A

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

copper vapor
celest plank
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p!banana

muted gyroBOT
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copper vapor
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oh wait

celest plank
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<t:1766439723:R>

copper vapor
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did civvie make a video on it

slim magnet
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yeah

rocky turtle
pallid sapphire
slim magnet
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years ago

copper vapor
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yea I remember it now

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I mean

pallid sapphire
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Invading Rube?

rocky turtle
celest plank
copper vapor
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it is a grimdark commbloc game... kekl

pallid sapphire
slim magnet
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yeah but not just yet another grimdark commbloc game

copper vapor
slim magnet
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you feel me

copper vapor
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anyway

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another greyname bullied out successfully

slim magnet
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ill also fits this criteria for me

pallid sapphire
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Thats completely whack out of context

celest plank
zealous depot
proven tundra
celest plank
pallid sapphire
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Imagine your first message on this server and your instantly the 20st Borka alt

proven tundra
pallid sapphire
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Worst timeline

copper vapor
pallid sapphire
opal star
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Nah, i think Borka is worse.

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You cannot get sadder than him.

pallid sapphire
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True

proven tundra
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I said I had it wishlisted
Mbo said it felt unoriginal and unfinished

celest plank
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One question though

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Was borka seriously 30+?

opal star
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He tried flexing MY shit to someone in hopes of attracting them in a server with a million people.

opal star
pallid sapphire
proven tundra
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Can't circlejerk with two people that aren't saying the same thing

opal star
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He's a random teen from Utah.

copper vapor
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I mean it is literally and objectively unfinished, considering it's a demo of a game still in development

copper vapor
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bro likes it, good for them. I don't.
but apparently me disagreeing was casus belli

rocky turtle
pallid sapphire
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Like give dude 3 more years and his game might be great .... and heavily outdated

pallid sapphire
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I disagreed first

proven tundra
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It makes you A CHILD
Get outta here!

pallid sapphire
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I was RUBE

copper vapor
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I also hate this notion that single-dev games are supposed to be immune to criticism
I don't have to like it just because it's one guy making it

He decided to make it on his own, that's his problem

slim magnet
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very true

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also apply that to free games

pallid sapphire
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Still thinking Beta Decay is a scam until i get EA on Steam

copper vapor
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gimme a fun game and I'll glaze it
RtV demo ain't fun FOR ME at the moment

slim magnet
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yes i'm talking about a specific project

celest plank
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an ex-blizzard employee

copper vapor
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the first second-generation blizzard employee

proven tundra
copper vapor
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who literally never mentions it

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and never talks about it

celest plank
proven tundra
celest plank
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his takes are so bad that not even ai could come up with them

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so I guess he is a pirate software

snow tree
copper vapor
opal star
celest plank
copper vapor
pallid sapphire
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I wanted to sleep

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But now

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Im Rube

copper vapor
pallid sapphire
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Lizzard

celest plank
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I cant unhear blizzard

pallid sapphire
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Psyduck

celest plank
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psy?

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psyduck

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stalker

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S.T.A.L.K.E.R

pallid sapphire
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Soc

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ok thats it

celest plank
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retards

copper vapor
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mod idea: replace psydogs with psyducks

pallid sapphire
snow tree
opal star
pallid sapphire
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Nintendo will sue Grok

pallid sapphire
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Hello fellow Nintendo enjoyers

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Wonderfull day to buy another Pokemon game

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Buy a Switch 2 DONT BE RUBE

proven tundra
copper vapor
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I also had an idea to mod No Rest for the Wicked

In that game, you can revive dead players by sacrificing your own HP to bring them back
If multiple players do it, the revive process is faster

so we could mod in the shoebody doo song (and animation) and it'd still be thematically appropriate

proven tundra
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But are in fact full of shit

pallid sapphire
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Get some action on with Link the Twink*

celest plank
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Did he?

proven tundra
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Ye

opal star
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Yes.

celest plank
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What a cunt

proven tundra
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Said he was a US marine

copper vapor
celest plank
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Thats disrespectful as shit

copper vapor
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and in theory you can oneshot wasps to the body, and maybe even hornets.

snow tree
copper vapor
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if you can get close enough to hit with all 4 projectiles

snow tree
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I would lose it the first raid I load in with it hmmtodayiwill

celest plank
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I mean I could guess he wasnt who he described himself as, but I would never guess he would fake being a veteran

opal star
pallid sapphire
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I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A TENT ! I DONT CARE,i love it

opal star
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I'm pretty sure i told cat in boots about him a bit ago.

hexed stag
opal star
slim magnet
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i thought g*mma was the most realistic indie survival horror game that aaa couldn't make while also being free and by a solo dev

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what the fuck is this

copper vapor
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obviously it's the most realistic game ever

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I also become immediately sedated when I take painkillers

slim magnet
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as one does tho but are you to tell me scopes are not realistically depicted?

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get grok on the case

copper vapor
hexed stag
opal star
subtle sage
proven tundra
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Honse

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With a comfy blanket

halcyon cape
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lowk

halcyon cape
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i should watch welcome to derry

hexed stag
quiet abyss
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and in case you were going to ask, no i have not gotten the 12th edition reloading book, and i have not started reloading

opal star
quiet abyss
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i have yet to shoot any rounds, so i have no casings to reload, unless i buy some

opal star
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On camera they look great, but they look phenomenal through your own eyes.

opal star
quiet abyss
opal star
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Lee is also one i'd recommend but you've pretty much got everything covered with them.

rocky turtle
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the one u posted i mean KekSkew

quiet abyss
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the hornady book is enough

hexed stag
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fuckk

hexed stag
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Im still upset about it

opal star
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Or just general target shooting.

green granite
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How is it USSR

opal star
proven tundra
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Makes the guy look like a fallout ghoul

rocky turtle
quiet abyss
proven tundra
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Inb4 his face actually looks like that irl and I'm just an asshole

quiet abyss
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the local range only goes to 400 iirc

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or was it 300

opal star
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Yeah those are baby ranges. But it'd still be beneficial to have the know how.

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Especially since anything long range related teaches you a bunch about ballistics.

quiet abyss
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theres no way i get a sightline over that when hunting either

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since its canada, theres probably like 3x more trees than people

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especially up north

opal star
upbeat verge
quiet abyss
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theres a good lot though

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but those provinces are also further away than the area i go to

quiet abyss
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i save more money on gas, and i still have a large population of moose to hunt

upbeat verge
opal star
quiet abyss
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and i get more meat

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lots more

opal star
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I'm not picky, i'll go for anything really.

quiet abyss
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i prefer to hunt the wild canadian tank

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they weigh half as much as a kia soul

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thats around 600-700 kg

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that is a lot of potential food

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and i dont need anything but patience, a good spot, and a single .30-06 cartridge

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buying the amount of meat id get from a single moose would cost me like 300 dollars from a store

opal star
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But we do have a significantly larger selection in the states, so you have options to work on more approaches.

quiet abyss
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oh maybe, but we often have larger deer

quiet abyss
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even though we dont even hunt cattle, we raise them, its so easy (compared to hunting) to get lots of beef, yet it costs so much

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makes zero sense to me

opal star
quiet abyss
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i mean the basic shit you get at the grocery store

obsidian sun
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corrupted modules in this game are pretty sick lmao

quiet abyss
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i mean the stuff thats just whatever

obsidian sun
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i got one that boosts dmg if you play at night irl

quiet abyss
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if i have to pay 28 dollars for 0.6kg of beef, thats absurd

marsh cargo
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quake mod

obsidian sun
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and i fucking gambled it away and lost

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cinema

marsh cargo
snow tree
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2 more apricots for full Scrappy sleepge

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But that has to wait

proven tundra
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Good bedge

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I should play more ARC

snow tree
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I should play less KekSkew

proven tundra
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NO

opal star
snow tree
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I grinded whole day and week Ratdad kekg

proven tundra
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ARC'ing will continue until morale improves

snow tree
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Sir yes sir

opal star
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Right now supply is at an extreme low, hasn't been this small since like the 50's.

quiet abyss
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but yeah

opal star
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As for bison we're actually thriving.

proven tundra
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yummy bison

opal star
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It's a premium product that hasn't been hit by the same herd droughts as hard.

copper vapor
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game does not wanna let me get pillows for scrappy sadge

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on the other hand... venator in a supply drop
and vertical grip III inside a random metal crate

proven tundra
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I've only gotten a torrente so far

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sold immediately

arctic flicker
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found venator and torrente BP already

copper vapor
snow tree
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I found bettina, aphelion bps

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Anvil

copper vapor
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damn

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these are all I found... zero guns

arctic flicker
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already halfway through lvl2 workbenches as well

snow tree
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Stella delivers and metal crates during cold snap

copper vapor
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I'm focusing on trying to get stuff for scrappy first tho

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and the game just does not want me to get pillows

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maybe I should try hospital at buried city

snow tree
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I got few to lvl2 as well

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Scrappy I just need two more apricots for max

copper vapor
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hm it's not a medical item

arctic flicker
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already found some of the worst items required for lvl3s, like rusted medical crates and cogs

snow tree
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Surveyor caches sadge

snow tree
opal star
celest plank
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I just catfished a pedophile on an anonymous texting site and made him attempt to register on myspace

snow tree
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Wipe day fun peepoGlad

opal star
snow tree
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Wish we had more to do ngl

copper vapor
snow tree
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And new deck sadge

arctic flicker
snow tree
arctic flicker
copper vapor
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looks... horny

green granite
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I thought its a badly rendered face but no its a mask

arctic flicker
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a very shiny gold faceplate

sour rivet
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squid game

copper vapor
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I'm curious about the new deck, whenever that comes along

green granite
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Idk why I thought Arc Raider was Marathon in the first place

copper vapor
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nah

blazing maple
sour rivet
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crush

proven tundra
copper vapor
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goggles or no

arctic flicker
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I went with goggles

copper vapor
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full dune or half dune

sour rivet
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if you aint covering your eyes despite covering everything else then whats the point

copper vapor
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kinda wish we had more colors for this, I'm not a big fan of the blue sleeves

arctic flicker
copper vapor
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goalie?

arctic flicker
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gloves looked a bit similiar, but not the same

copper vapor
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ye doesn't look like it

blazing maple
copper vapor
arctic flicker
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slowly work my way back up to expedition completion

copper vapor
#

there's triple promotion now wokege

arctic flicker
#

hopefully no 5mil requirement again

arctic flicker
copper vapor
#

lmao yea

#

wish we could view the rewards in more detail tho

#

unless they're already at the customization tab

#

oh they're there already

green granite
arctic flicker
#

some of the players try too hard

#

one dude fails to kill me consistently but can hide like a rat really well in one of my matches

copper vapor
#

some previously silent emotes have voice lines now

blazing maple
copper vapor
sour rivet
#

hes eating cereal

copper vapor
#

I like this one

celest plank
#

@rocky turtle after 3 hours of turning on rimworld

#

which is already alerting

#

...the game crashed.

#

2fps before it crashed

#

900 mods are not for me

rocky turtle
celest plank
rocky turtle
#

found some other modpack

#

which is not gamba but for rimworld omegakekw

celest plank
#

👀

copper vapor
#

two upgrades to go

#

poggies

#

night raid @ dam soon

marsh cargo
proven tundra
marsh cargo
#

if the ♻️ is older than 8 hours im legally allowed to idgaf

proven tundra
rocky turtle
#

goodnight all bedge

marsh cargo
timber oxide
#

Better luck next time

sour rivet
#

3rd time to be reposted tho

timber oxide
#

Jolly Tester Cuck (should I stop calling you that?)

marsh cargo
#

do as you will pisson

timber oxide
#

I guess I will

#

I shall reserve it to the times you annoy me

marsh cargo
timber oxide
#

@sour rivet Want some sprimgbap?

slim magnet
#

springtrap dude i loved that guy "i always come back" haha brother those were the times

blazing maple
#

i found the source

#

fuuuck I can't hear it

timber oxide
#

Like zoinks, I always come back, scoob

marsh cargo
slim magnet
#

those are some lanky hands

sour rivet
timber oxide
#

I sent you

sour rivet
#

deaf

proven tundra
#

venator and bobcat

pliant meteor
#

We just lost Vince Zampella, creator of Titanfall 2 and Apex

sour rivet
#

he wasnt just the creator

#

he was the head of respawn

proven tundra
arctic flicker
#

This is the new requirements for expedition

copper vapor
#

seriously lmao

arctic flicker
#

10 shredder gyros, stella montis gonna be a fightclub for a while

copper vapor
#

game makin ppl have to go to stella artois

obsidian sun
#

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH jokerge2

arctic flicker
#

and I tossed away so many cooling coils lol

obsidian sun
#

i love first person mode

arctic flicker
copper vapor
#

how many ferro/anvil shots

obsidian sun
#

lord have mercy

copper vapor
#

and where's their weakspot? I don't even know

arctic flicker
#

its the large thrusters

copper vapor
blazing maple
sour rivet
obsidian sun
little depot
#

funny how something the odyssey happened to someone called Odysseus

oblique belfry
#

man

#

wtf KekSkew

sour rivet
#

inb4 limbus company does the odyssey better

oblique belfry
#

friend group wanted to play project zomboid so i host server

slim magnet
#

he was the chosen one

oblique belfry
#

near the end of our session 1 guy gets sick and wants to be shot

oblique belfry
#

guy a uses shotgun to kill him and a stray bullet hits guy b in the leg

marsh cargo
oblique belfry
#

we were gonna sleep and guy b shoots guy a during his sleep

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and fucking BOLTS away

#

taking the 2nd car

#

and leaving the group

#

fucking server lore in the span of 2 hours

sour rivet
#

all because guy b was a IDOT and stood behind guy whilst he was shot

oblique belfry
sour rivet
#

oh yeah blame the sick man

#

blame the shotgun

oblique belfry
#

bro was sweaty all the time

#

always running

little depot
#

its finally christmas

sour rivet
#

wrong

oblique belfry
obsidian sun
#

postal 2 quote

little depot
arctic flicker
little depot
#

evil skippy be like

verbal gate
#

bam bam be dum

oblique belfry
#

@sour rivet @blazing maple

sour rivet
#

dora

marsh cargo
zealous depot
zealous depot
blazing maple
green granite
#

It does???

copper vapor
untold spear
#

they shoulda made the twin towers out of durian fruit

green granite
#

Aint no way

copper vapor
#

uh oh

blazing maple
untold spear
#

rpcs3>>

timber oxide
#

@marsh cargo Arcane Blessing + Arcane Bellicose on Oberon, thoughts?

#

Explanation - I already pick up (and create) a lot of health orbs, might as well use them to kill more

copper vapor
#

I wish you could "commit resources" to workshop upgrades like you can for the expedition

#

just so they don't stick around taking stash space kek1

blazing maple
#

Karlach is now in the old republic?

sour rivet
#

shame its that one

marsh cargo
#

unless you do get to 3k hp

#

then belicose is good

timber oxide
#

Bellicose gives ab. strength for every 250 health

marsh cargo
#

ye

#

caps at 3k hp

#

so free 72%

timber oxide
#

Ye

zealous depot
#

What you nerds talking about hmm

marsh cargo
#

worfrum

timber oxide
#

And I want to max out my ability damage output

zealous depot
#

Oh fashionframe

marsh cargo
#

but do you get to 3k hp pyson ?

zealous depot
#

Also i forgot how CAKED wisp is

#

My god omegakekw

marsh cargo
#

like even with blessing

zealous depot
#

Was watching uhhhh, I think limes play warframe or ironmouse and they pulled up wisp omegakekw

timber oxide
#

Lemme calculate

marsh cargo
timber oxide
#

Sorry I'm kinda

#

Fishing right now

marsh cargo
zealous depot
timber oxide
#

Not currently but not impossible but also not sure if worth it

marsh cargo
#

it is good

#

but idk about putting it on oberon
you kinda dont need that much strengh

timber oxide
#

I wanna reach that 75% health damage cap on Smiteclearly

marsh cargo
timber oxide
#

Without sacrificing other stats

#

God damn the fish hotspot moved madge1

marsh cargo
copper vapor
#

if you don't mind it being literally a wow reskin

sour rivet
#

i didnt say it was bad

#

its just

#

kinda dead?

#

skeleton crew but the skeletons are rotting

proven tundra
copper vapor
#

fountain of dreams and green greens are kirby songs

#

and gourmet race

#

TIL the position of each workstation in the workshop depends on the order in which you build them

#

explosives station on my first run was the last one so it was on the far right

#

also idk if it was a smart idea to have the explosives station adjacent to the medical lab kek1

#

also also I still haven't found any pillows.

arctic flicker
copper vapor
#

yea

proven tundra
#

can you beat my daughter's score

little depot
#

lemme try

copper vapor
#

why did I click facebook
someone edited Billie Eilish as a sororitas

proven tundra
uneven sapphire
little depot
#

ive read a dozen o fthese

proven tundra
#

Lmao

hexed stag
#

Wordle 1,648 4/6

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⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛🟩🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#

ngl, this is a better game thann what mostt people play

little depot
#

copper vapor
proven tundra
left mantle
#

2025 was a busy year

green granite
nocturne aurora
#

morning / evening chat

little depot
#

whats an eve online

green granite
left mantle
green granite
#

Panfam?

proven tundra
#

Big alliance basically

green granite
little depot
#

civil war again?

left mantle
#

Nah Goonswarm poked them and afaik leadership just...capitulated eventually

little depot
#

LMAO?

#

peak

pure compass
#

Goonswarm still exists clueless

proven tundra
pure compass
#

People still use Somethingawful? clueless

proven tundra
#

Can you imagine

pure compass
#

just kill them

#

bet they have good stuff clueless

proven tundra
#

Okay this one is good

little depot
oblique belfry
#

this fucking moron from my unturned days dms me saying "hey what happened to those mods we created and used" and i go "idk why ?" then goes "nothing clueless "

#

i look at steam to see he's making a new server behind the host's wishes

sour rivet
green granite
#

Why is

#

Oh dear god

oblique belfry
#

long story short lets call this host uhhh Jay (not his real name)

nocturne aurora
oblique belfry
#

jay moved on from his unturned days and became a successful person in life (last time i remember he was a ceo of a company dunno what happened since then)

jay wanted nothing to do with his past because well...we were teens and did some retarded shit as every 14-16 year olds.

He changed his steam profile to not gather attention and moved on

little depot
#

oooh new doge ao3?

oblique belfry
#

then few years pass this fucko is on some kind of nostalgia crisis dms me saying "hey remember the mods jay made ? do you know where i can find em ?"

oblique belfry
#

and im telling him "fuck you gonna do ? " and he goes "nada clueless "

#

knowing where this was going gave him a pep talk saying its unhealthy being this obsessed. Move on instead

#

and he said "man i miss jay and his server tho" and moved on

#

and now 10 days later his friend dms me saying "hey do you have the money mod we were using for the server ?"

#

checks steam info
SERVER3 (our server was not just called server and it was number 2 not 3)

#

mf

#

i fume at the 1st moron and he acts all melancholy going "man jay always ghosts me. We used to talk a lot and have fun in the server"

little depot
#

what

sour rivet
oblique belfry
#

saying shit like "he used to reply to me instantly now he ghosts me"

#

and im literally telling him "dude we are all grown up now. He is a fucking CEO on a comp"

oblique belfry
#

"but he used to reply to me 😔 "

green granite
oblique belfry
#

-# retard

#

anyways

green granite
#

Found the Eve Online thing

sour rivet
#

dont worry doge

#

if i ever become ceo ill make sure to hire you so you have no choice but to talk to me

oblique belfry
#

im telling him some of my past stuff with him

#

to soothe him in some way

#

and he goes "Oh yeah i remember a time where this happened" and i go "oh yeah i did it xd"

green granite
#

Doge, you gonna let birb trample on you like that?

oblique belfry
#

this man is on some kind of crisis

#

and idk what to do about it

#

i dm'd jay but ironically he didnt reply back

#

im trying to stop this moron and his friends doing shit behind jay's back

left mantle
#

@raven swan @proven tundra Damn, plex has gone down like 2 mil a pop... hmm

oblique belfry
#

even tho he specifically said "dont" 10 days ago

proven tundra
#

Must be the Xmas money rolling in

oblique belfry
#

welp i've tried doing my part

#

tried to negotiate and passively solve this issue but mans persistent on doing a new server using jay's stuff

left mantle
proven tundra
#

Which one?

left mantle
proven tundra
#

Niceu

little depot
oblique belfry
#

i legit do not know

#

he acts like one too

#

moron has fallen into nostalgia bait

#

and is trying to create new with old

#

which wont work at all due to several problems

sour rivet
#

i will confess i do act like this sometimes

left mantle
oblique belfry
#
  1. 90% of the community being gone
    2.Unturned itself being dead
    3.Literally using someone else's work for your own joy
proven tundra
#

That was fast

oblique belfry
left mantle
oblique belfry
#

-# right ? ohno

sour rivet
#

to be honest m8

oblique belfry
#

this mf

sour rivet
#

i've no idea

oblique belfry
#

is literally doing a CluelessBlind

left mantle
#

you can get 10k points a day now ohno

proven tundra
oblique belfry
sour rivet
#

gaeeeeeeeee

#

OH GOD HELP ME

left mantle
#

You can legit make 3 jumps and some other small task like scanning 5 sigs and get 10k skill points daily

proven tundra
oblique belfry
sour rivet
#

reminds me of the meowscular chef

#

i miss him :(

proven tundra
little depot
oblique belfry
#

he is on some kind of nostalgia copium rn

copper vapor
#

ain't no way

oblique belfry
left mantle
proven tundra
#

Oh shit

#

That looks sick

sour rivet
left mantle
proven tundra
#

New to me

copper vapor
#

result: anvil + torrente + wolfpack

oblique belfry
copper vapor
little skiff
#

got a christmas gift for myself lmao

green granite
oblique belfry
green granite
oblique belfry
#

well...cuum ?

little skiff
green granite
little skiff
#

ks7 was $100 off so $479

green granite
#

Where

oblique belfry
#

petition to remove cuppy from this earth

green granite
#

I need to get it

little skiff
#

academy

oblique belfry
#

well well well

little skiff
#

i wanted a duel tube one too but the price was just too much

green granite
#

I love how there are like

green granite
#

3 KSG like shotguns in general

little skiff
#

ks410

#

is another one i know of

green granite
#

And they are all different

#

Well

little skiff
#

its this thing but in .410

green granite
#

Make it 4 then

green granite
little skiff
#

oh does it

green granite
#

But it looks like a KS7

little skiff
green granite
little skiff
#

yeah i should prolly get a rail for it

green granite
#

I need to check out the gun store near me for ammo

little skiff
#

i have an insane amount of 12ga birdshot

#

lmao

green granite
#

I need me sum 223

little skiff
#

the ammo i have most of is 5.7x28, .223, and 12ga

#

.410 is cool but its weirdly expensive and hard to find

green granite
#

Not so bad

#

You live in good state so you can always ship it to home

#

Ig

#

Idk where u live

little skiff
#

am in texas

green granite
#

Oh hell yeah then thats easy af

little skiff
#

and what i mean by hard to find is just in a store on a shelf

green granite
#

Just online order it

#

I want to get a snubnosed revolver and a pump shotgun

#

I just dont have space to store another one

little skiff
#

i have a ruger 57 and tbh not worth

#

it has a design flaw

#

a dry fire makes the ejector loosen

#

and requires a full disassembly to fix it

left mantle
#

"critical success chance"

little skiff
#

and thats annoying because the strigger spring is the most annoying thing in the universe because it has nothing holding it in

#

so it just goes off flying in a random direction or smacks you in the finger

little skiff
#

my keltec cp33 is more fun

#

cuz i made mp7 at home

green granite
little skiff
#

good luck

#

the prices for it are insane now

little depot
#

i want you

green granite
#

So insane that I want one

left mantle
little skiff
#

everytime i see one its like 700

proven tundra
little skiff
green granite
#

Just get it ship to FFL and be one w it

little skiff
#

guess i should order this huh

green granite
#

Wth

little skiff
#

ikr

left mantle
#

ALSO

#

mining mutaplasmids

proven tundra
#

Huh

green granite
#

I want to get AR15 carry handle but they are like

#

70 bucks for some reasons

proven tundra
#

It doesn't change overall mining yield besides crits but it also makes it so you get more ore in case you have to bounce

left mantle
#

Good change ngl

#

60s cycles was pain

proven tundra
#

So if you have to leave at 48 seconds into a cycle and then a guy lands on grid you get 3/4 instead of zero

left mantle
#

well you could always stop the cycle and get where you were on that cycle

#

at least for a couple years

proven tundra
#

Oh was that already the case lol

#

I stopped mining

left mantle
#

But this makes cycle times a little less "I feel like i'm getting nothing"

proven tundra
#

Ye

left mantle
#

even though in the background you are it's just the long cycle not making that obvious

proven tundra
proven tundra
#

Not enough to get me to log in but still interesting

left mantle
#

Oh! they renamed the variants of ore to be more clear which is "better"

#

That used to be massive scordite

little skiff
#

hey a longer tube too

green granite
little skiff
#

ups to 10 rounds

green granite
#

So its what

#

10+1?

little skiff
#

yeah

left mantle
#

I'm tempted to slap some mining laser mutaplasmids on my venture hmm

green granite
#

Does Keltec have any warranty

little skiff
#

yes lmao

green granite
#

Cuz their QC is a bit shoddy

little skiff
#

lifetime warranty

#

on their firearms

#

so youre p much covered

#

i want a keltuc su7 tbh as well

#

been looking for one and idk if they even make them anymore

#

i guess su16

green granite
#

Su16 is weird

left mantle
#

@proven tundra Man art really does do a good job, new "expedition command ship"

proven tundra
#

I do like that one

little skiff
#

just a neat unique thing

#

than the boring everything is an ar15

#

already have a couple of those

left mantle
#

Never change eve community

little skiff
#

eve online?

little skiff
#

man that game is just a financial simulator

#

too much

marsh cargo
untold spear
little depot
#

ip grabber

untold spear
#

of course it is

copper vapor
#

"ai dungeon"

untold spear
#

i only got two countries so far

#

ts the choice of a lifetime

little depot
#

shiniest of two turds pt2

left mantle
#

When 1 option is france, do you really have 2 options?

untold spear
# little depot shiniest of two turds pt2

this the other countries im gonna be making

Western Liberation and Freedom Organization (WLFO)
Republic of Francia
Commonwealth of Britannia
Unified States of Usonia
Principalities of Dacia
Holy Peninsula of Hispania

Eastern Resistance and Independence Organization (ERIO)
Empire of Germania
Federation of Ruslandia
Dominion of Akitsumia
Collective of Yugoslavia
Kingdom of Itlasia

Neutral States
Confederacy of Alplandia — True Neutral
Entente of Nordenia — Neutral, WLFO-leaning
Emirates of Saharia — Neutral, ERIO-leaning
left mantle
#

I've never forgiven grok for being born french

untold spear
#

was gamma not apology enough

left mantle
#

No.

little depot
#

did u just add ia to everything and called it a day

verbal gate
#

been playing a mission mod for FNV, Long 15, and goddamn, the start seems like its a professional dlc

untold spear
verbal gate
untold spear
#

i had real names for them but the issue was how i was gonna balance story card triggers, and also different ways to refer to there people

#

standardiziation so i can call them "Dacian" and shit by just adding an 'n' to the end was easy

#

i might change this idk, i prob should. I'm sure the story cards won't be that hard to trigger

#

nah its easier for the ai tbh im prob gonna keep it like that

left mantle
#

So lets get this straight

#

Is this a self-promotion of an "AI" text adventure?

untold spear
#

what am i promoting lol

verbal gate
# untold spear

nah I just recently read Youjo Senki, they tried to enter the Empire, got annihilated since they did bunched up like infantry against cavalry, then their field HQ gets dropped on by the 203rd, with Tanya asking about if the Dacians have passports

hearty wyvern
left mantle
untold spear
verbal gate
hearty wyvern
untold spear
uneven sapphire
#

FINALLY

#

OML

left mantle
#

This is a gamma user if i've ever seen one

cunning bronze
#

An epsilon

left mantle
#

I asked a rather straightforward question and proceeded to not get an actual answer.

hearty wyvern
untold spear