╟❓general-offtopic

[copper vapor]

it didn't collide with anything... not that I noticed at least

[noble ice]

Did the Bettina buff actually make it serviceable yet

[copper vapor]

the force of the shot makes it stagger a bit, if it collides with something in that stagger it goes poof

[copper vapor]

no

[noble ice]

All they did is increase the msg size by 2 and reload speed slightly

[snow tree]

Slower cond drop too

Rattler is new meta tho

[noble ice]

Is this a joke

[snow tree]

[noble ice]

[oblique belfry]

??????

its just 2 boolets

how tf did it become meta

[snow tree]

[noble ice]

They stealth buffed it

Trust

[snow tree]

Bro didn't even try it out

They did hidden buff

[oblique belfry]

wdym

whats the "buff"

[copper vapor]

I didn't notice anything beyond the +2 shot capacity

then again it's not like I'm gonna use it willingly

[marsh cargo]

Its over

[snow tree]

The buff is that you are an idiot

[sour rivet]

its always nothing

[oblique belfry]

[snow tree]

It's still dookie

Bigger mag always helps tho

Another +2 could make it a solid choice over kettles/stitchers

[oblique belfry]

you will never see different guns until they nerf stitcher / anvil

[sour rivet]

im going to die

[snow tree]

[celest plank]

Great one

12 and 13 are very nice

13 especially

with hbo you can always expect something good with the second to last episodes

[copper vapor]

once again, small progress > no progress

I was gonna get greedy and try to reach hydrodome but nah

rocketeer, leaper and bastion on the way

took it as a sign

[arctic flicker]

New outfit from the new quests today

[copper vapor]

warden?

haven't finished that yet

wanna focus on the project

[arctic flicker]

Shani's quest chain

[marsh cargo]

Typical D2 update

[arctic flicker]

basically real easy

[copper vapor]

yea I mean the outfit name is warden

[arctic flicker]

yup

[snow tree]

Outfit is cool

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

rare grok sighting

[zealous depot]

Spt groking

[umbral sluice]

3.11.4 gaming

[zealous depot]

Grok gonna call the pack escape from gamma

[sour rivet]

grok is this true

[umbral sluice]

I will build a modpack installer this time though

[onyx vigil]

Oh shit grok is alive awesome

Cool

[umbral sluice]

And I won't modify server files this time

[onyx vigil]

[frozen void]

@upbeat verge @olive coral

[sour rivet]

iedy you ignored my boob

[umbral sluice]

hopefully something something during 2026

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-computer-mad-angry-gif-18413956748387057285

[upbeat verge]

why am I pinged

[umbral sluice]

gamma is still my priority

[onyx vigil]

We don’t talk about that here

[upbeat verge]

who the fk is this hoe

[onyx vigil]

lol

[sour rivet]

can you remake dragons dogma 2 from the ground up

[frozen void]

its that gamestop girl ppl simpa bout

[oblique belfry]

grok sighting

[frozen void]

sorry man i forgot you like the same sex

[upbeat verge]

wait who?

OOO)H

[onyx vigil]

That is even rarer than a shiny rayquazza

[upbeat verge]

ok i remember now

[quiet abyss]

ugly as shit

[umbral sluice]

currently enjoying FFX

[sour rivet]

finl fantsy?

[upbeat verge]

nah u can change it

[umbral sluice]

yes

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

install this mod https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOzM4ClFG1o

[sour rivet]

😔

[sour rivet]

oh my god

[copper vapor]

birb reacted to something I posted with omegakekw

check his vitals

probably feverish

[sour rivet]

oh im sorry ill remove it

cant even laugh at shit no 'mo

[copper vapor]

it was such a rare occurrence

momentous occasion

[sour rivet]

he HATES me

[copper vapor]

I feared the universe might become imbalanced

[proven tundra]

Amazing
Only slightly political

[copper vapor]

found @oblique belfry's favorite blueprint

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

wanna know smth hilarious

[umbral sluice]

[oblique belfry]

i already have it

[copper vapor]

idek why I'm consuming these, Imma lose it all when I reset

[sour rivet]

yummy

[proven tundra]

I didn't even bother consuming the shotgun silencer one

I've sold them all

I finally got a blaze grenade bp today

I'm convinced they didn't exist before

[copper vapor]

well shiet.

[oblique belfry]

i mean if its in your inv

it will be deleted anyways

[copper vapor]

WHAT.
so many wtf

[proven tundra]

You can sell them for 5k doge

[oblique belfry]

no i know that

but like

it will be gone regardless

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

whether you research / sell / keep in stash

[marsh cargo]

The more i read about nagash the more im convinced that most characters in fantasy can fold a primarch easily

[copper vapor]

man I have no idea where to loot in buried city
every apartment I enter has zero containers

and in theory coffee pots are in 'residential' areas

anyways, small progress.

never
stop
progressing

[thick plover]

Debatable

Cause then you also have

[copper vapor]

also one of the new quests directs players to an apartment building in buried city where a weapon crate can spawn

smart design to show players where to find good loot

[hexed stag]

Is that like saying that "Iraq allegedly had nukes, therefore x-ray technicians are handling WMDs"?

[sour rivet]

such is the power of nagash

[thick plover]

Mr captain of ultramar easily one punching a colossal battlething i forgot the name of

[marsh cargo]

Hand of dust isnt debatable you just die

[thick plover]

And him just walking through a fucking chaos time freeze

With his willpower alone

[marsh cargo]

That's becuase that comic was written by marvel

[copper vapor]

ey man matthew perry died of this iirc
it should be thanos'd out of existence

oh wait

[proven tundra]

It's more of a joke
Because it's illicit fentanyl that has been designated the wmd
If all fentanyl was gone the medical profession would have a bad time

[copper vapor]

his death was ketamine od

[proven tundra]

Ketamine is great too

[brittle karma]

lmfao

[proven tundra]

Rapid onset and easy reversal

[thick plover]

Is it just die or does it erase you from existence

[hexed stag]

right

[marsh cargo]

Nagash eats your soul
And he does this to greater chaos demons and gods

[slim magnet]

dude youtube is promoting premium to me really hard

it's everywhere in the site and in the mobile app

[proven tundra]

My daughter got the most dark humour thing I've heard of recently
||Ads to go to the beach on a video she's watching about the Bondi beach massacre||

I feel bad for laughing

[slim magnet]

popups telling me dude it's free this month FREE TRY IT OUT PLEASE TRY IT OUT

[blazing maple]

Yeah she 100% will

[sour rivet]

the sam

[thick plover]

God warhammer fucking sucks

[sour rivet]

lay off my warham fantasy

[thick plover]

No its all shit

[marsh cargo]

Meanwhile 40k

Other races only exist to push space marine narratives

[thick plover]

40k too

And I love it

[blazing maple]

what was I even doing last year dog

[thick plover]

Whats your longest streak nerd

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

im cold!

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

91 games played
few completed

[thick plover]

I gotteth a longer streak than sam

[blazing maple]

ah, that tracks

[sour rivet]

this bit sucks i dont wanna do it anymore

[sour rivet]

yeah

[thick plover]

Another human I am a superior gamer to

[hexed stag]

The ad personalisation software looks at the video transcript and thinks
"Beach, huh? Mmmmkay..."

[blazing maple]

i love playing on da controller

[sour rivet]

https://s.team/y25/gbvqphrw?l=english heres mine if u wann look at my dogshit (its skyrim)

[rocky turtle]

my most played game this year is rimworld

duh

50% of time i was loading in with mods

[marsh cargo]

Weres the hunting coming from

[sour rivet]

monster hunter

somehow extraction shooter is the highest for me

despite only playing one game

[marsh cargo]

Ooh right

Monhun

[proven tundra]

I also got hunting

No idea

[rocky turtle]

https://open.spotify.com/album/0oZNHcvBzLkRjkxvISh4is?si=8DOpZIAYT8igjuYjPEMZ0g

[timber oxide]

[marsh cargo]

It taunts me

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

same for me

[timber oxide]

Bro I've only been playing Warframe for the past 3 weeks and it's in my top 3 this year

[marsh cargo]

Wtf happened to me in jul July

[proven tundra]

Dune, Project Zomboid, and Pax Dei

Were my top three

[timber oxide]

I'm so racist it's outside the chart

[marsh cargo]

I got
Eve online
Rimworld
Once human as my top 3

[celest plank]

cyberpunk being above capitalism is funny

welcome back johnny silverhand

[timber oxide]

I don't even know what gave me capitalism

[marsh cargo]

Cracktorio

[proven tundra]

So proud of you my polish child

[timber oxide]

Nah man

Cracktorio is mechanized slavery

[proven tundra]

I knew I raised you right

[timber oxide]

Does it count Elite Dangerous as capitalism?

[marsh cargo]

Maybe

What else do you do in that game

[timber oxide]

I would

[celest plank]

western germans after being split on some random ass day

[timber oxide]

I like how most of my timeline is mostly normal, with me playing different games every month

And then there's the fucking

[verbal lodge]

i may have gambling issues...

[timber oxide]

DECEMBER

I need my general gaming recap that would take into consideration all platforms I play on

[timber oxide]

Ew, wuwa

[verbal lodge]

hey it's not my fault 2.X was peak
picked up the game this year and liked it more than expected

[timber oxide]

Go touch grass

[verbal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-maribel-hearn-hifuu-hifuu-club-gif-9026893078862640386

[timber oxide]

And before you say anything

I did touch grass today

I fucking slipped in work and face planted myself into the lawn

[rocky turtle]

[celest plank]

Yeah no, gambling should be the least of your concerns

[verbal lodge]

touching grass will prove difficult with all this snowfall

[timber oxide]

Discord Checkpoint is a better representation of my gaming year and it doesn't take December into consideration

[rocky turtle]

damn cant wait for new patch go live in quasimorph

[timber oxide]

And even that doesn't count stuff I play on mobile and switch

[proven tundra]

my mobile playtime is like 600 hours of solitaire

[timber oxide]

Also it doesn't count Minecraft for some reason

If it did, Minecraft would probably be 2nd or 3rd

[verbal lodge]

zzz and HSR...
i think we need to reconsider who the grass toucher should be

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-joon-fumo-touhou-joon-touhou-joon-fumo-fumo-fumo-joon-gif-25680384

[timber oxide]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[left mantle]

what? nah....You just need to get more characters from pulls...Oh, here's a bundle incase you need it

[timber oxide]

Plus I currently live on a countryside so I touch grass daily

And I headpat my dog

[verbal lodge]

faceplanting into the dirt doesn't sound hygenic

[timber oxide]

Not dirt

Grass

Dumbass

I touched grass with my entire body, except it was covered in clothes so I guess it's only my face and hands

Also I'm not really afraid of a lil bit of dirt

Especially when I'm already partially covered in oil so dirt is actually a bit cleaner

[sour rivet]

oil?

[timber oxide]

Also at least it's not wuwa

[sour rivet]

OIL!?

[timber oxide]

Already used, sorry

[sour rivet]

OIL!

[timber oxide]

Shut up, american

[left mantle]

THAT SHIT MINE!

[timber oxide]

You're too fat to stand up anyways

[sour rivet]

SOIL

[sour rivet]

you are a pole

[timber oxide]

North or south?

[sour rivet]

west

[blazing maple]

yarr real pirates donate their doubloons for children in need yarrr

[timber oxide]

West Pole?

[sour rivet]

a new pole

[sour rivet]

doxxed

[verbal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/wuwa-phoebe-wuthering-waves-bonk-gif-15422756091758548254

[timber oxide]

No, I'm not interested, go suck an egg

[sour rivet]

yarrrg sam shouldnt thee be going to work aargrg

[blazing maple]

yarrr give me a link to the pirate recap

[timber oxide]

I may be a gacha addict but nothing will make me play wuwa

[blazing maple]

my shedule hasn't been confirmed yet and I don't wanna walk in and waste everyone's time to I'm staying home til IT emails my ass

[sour rivet]

arrrg thats understandable arrg

[timber oxide]

Also I think I might need to rebrand, I think I just like f2p games in general and being gacha or not has nothing to do with it

[sour rivet]

https://www.seaofthieves.com/your-story-so-far?utm_source=newsletter#faq-stats dunno if its just gonna send mine

i got master chef

[timber oxide]

Can I be a master baiter?

[blazing maple]

I WAS THERE MAN

I WAS THERE

[sour rivet]

she was there

i was a month late

i knew it

[timber oxide]

Nah, 5 days too late, get back to the peasant zone

[sour rivet]

wait but then you didnt play day one

SHE SITS

ON A THRONE

OF LIES

[blazing maple]

yarrr...

[timber oxide]

(sad pirate noises)

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/nQka4wv6BLw?si=yIwllF7UcVeH6YKy

[blazing maple]

i be a sober bitch

call me moby the way I be dickin these whales

[sour rivet]

but are youy this

[marsh cargo]

Peeb bonk
Ill send this a friend

[sour rivet]

sam never plays shanties with me so i gotta do all the work

[verbal lodge]

this is u rn

[blazing maple]

I'm on the nice list

[timber oxide]

No it isn't

[sour rivet]

same stats

[blazing maple]

you have a problem

[sour rivet]

you lack a problem

[timber oxide]

Both are equally unhealthy

[rocky turtle]

wuwa was fun to play yeah but i didnt got 1 character i saved shit for and uninstalled right after that

[marsh cargo]

That's like
The most average gacha player reaction

[verbal lodge]

how far did you get before uninistalling

[timber oxide]

I dunno, I just eat shit and hope for a rerun

There's no reason to get mad over a few pixels anyway

[verbal lodge]

also wuwa isn't as difficult as you think
you can solo all the endgame content with 1-2 characters

[rocky turtle]

right in shore keeper patch

[verbal lodge]

and save/skip as much as you want to pull for who you like

if you've ever seen danjin mains you'd know what im talking about,
they solo endgame content with a 4* on a dance pad

[rocky turtle]

80 enemies only on 1 floor

[verbal lodge]

quit right before the good part...
2.x/rinascita

[timber oxide]

I vote to ban all gacha talk simply so that I don't have to listen to wuwa talk ever again

[verbal lodge]

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1995510948145336724

Christmas Brick - KOROKS STOLE MY NOG (@FuckKoroks)

https://t.co/R87Ys658rp

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 1, 2025, 3:10 PM

[timber oxide]

I'm willing to sacrifice myself if that means something I don't like disappears

[marsh cargo]

I counter vote to be contrarian

[timber oxide]

Fuck you tester cuck

[marsh cargo]

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/sai7n/status/2001049675860754691

Sain-7🎄 (@sai7n)

It was the first and last time Lyon spoke to him 😔
#warframe #warframefanart #tennocreate

X · Dec 16, 2025, 9:59 PM

[sour rivet]

how it feels strapping a bomb to @oblique belfry project nexus character

[verbal lodge]

hate to be the barer of bad news but it will only get worse with wuwa 3.0 coming in 9 days

[timber oxide]

I
Do not
Care

Krast I'm gonna name a ship after you in Starsector and have it be violently ass fucked by the smallest pirate fleet I will find

And I'm gonna recover it just to do it again in a loop until the end of time

[verbal lodge]

it better not be a hound
make me something respectable like a hammerhead

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-marisa-kirisame-marisad-cry-gif-25660039

[timber oxide]

No because if I make you a Hammerhead I will find it too hard to sacrifice it every fight for a meme

Because I like the Hammerhead

[marsh cargo]

Shuttle

[timber oxide]

The rare Kite with no gun

[olive coral]

3 gacha games and 4 p2w in total

[timber oxide]

p2w? Which one except War Thunder?

[olive coral]

all the gachas

[timber oxide]

I don't spend money on them and I win?

[marsh cargo]

You can say all of those are gachas

[timber oxide]

What's your point?

[olive coral]

you could spend and win more

[timber oxide]

But I win anyways so why would I

[olive coral]

thats a retarded argument anyway

[timber oxide]

I don't respect people who spend money pointlessly on games they can play for free

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah it's retarded because it doesn't align with your view

[marsh cargo]

I spend on warframe becuase its funnyn

[timber oxide]

FASHIONFRAME

Fashionframe is not pointless spending

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

i spent quite a bit of money on warf

[timber oxide]

I guarantee you my performance goes up 300% because I got a new cape

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

Drip is power

[oblique belfry]

so many madness sentences / posts from you today

[sour rivet]

im mad

[timber oxide]

I think I actually spent more money on warframe than on all of my gachas combined

[timber oxide]

And I only ever spend money on warframe when I get the legendary 75% discount

[green granite]

Death

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-leave-pepe-frog-bye-upset-im-out-gif-17020829

[olive coral]

i win at war thunder, doesnt mean its not pay to win

well

shitty example

its pay to progress

[timber oxide]

Pay to progress faster

So is Warframe

[rocky turtle]

[olive coral]

still very debatable

youre gonna get fucked at top tier with IR missiles

[timber oxide]

And the premium vehicles kinda suck anyways

[olive coral]

against a guy that paid a little money and got radar missiles

[timber oxide]

So the only thing you might want to buy is premium account

[olive coral]

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

I'm not even going to go into how expensive the premium vehicles are

[marsh cargo]

Here have a reskined tank but with anime tiddy for 98$

[copper vapor]

aight snack break over

back to the grind

[olive coral]

doesnt stop it being p2w if its good you know

just because its expensive

[timber oxide]

Screw the tank, give me tiddy

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

Actually screw the tiddy as well

I will just hop on one of the imageboards I know

[sour rivet]

unscrews the tiddy

[timber oxide]

And get anime tiddy for free

[marsh cargo]

Ethically harvested tiddy

[halcyon fossil]

any game with currency obfuscation is a gacha

change my mind

[timber oxide]

If I go out and roll 6 nat20's in a row maybe I will get a normal tiddy as well

[timber oxide]

That would make a lot of games gacha

[halcyon fossil]

yes

you're trading real money for fake money to get fake things

[timber oxide]

But gacha is something different tho

You put in money to get random thing pop out of the fake thing machine

[copper vapor]

spawn in buried city
walk forward
find this as loose loot on a shelf

[timber oxide]

While trading real money for fake money to buy a non random fake thing is just microtransactions

[copper vapor]

what is "currency obfuscation"

[halcyon fossil]

replacing real money prices with in game currency costs

spend $10 to get 1200 points yadda yadda

[copper vapor]

ah, so buying premium currency with real money

... so... any freemium game

even ones without gacha mechanics?

[timber oxide]

According to their argument, yes

[marsh cargo]

Real life casinos are gachas

[timber oxide]

They said "any"

[timber oxide]

I mean

That's less wrong than the currently discussed statement

[halcyon fossil]

wait i change my argument. i'm going to call games with in game currency pachinko games

[copper vapor]

spend real money to buy casino chips (ingame currency)

[copper vapor]

that's... practically the exact same (incorrect) analogy

[timber oxide]

Wait, wasn't there a pachinko metal gear solid

[copper vapor]

you just swapped one gambling mechanic (gacha) for another (pachinko)

[halcyon fossil]

if gachapon gets its own game genre then pachinko will get one too

[copper vapor]

it already does

go look at konami pachinko machines

[halcyon fossil]

yeah look at real gachapon machines

darktide is a pachinko game

[timber oxide]

There actually IS a Snake Eater pachinko game

[copper vapor]

also castlevania

[timber oxide]

So the genre is already taken

[halcyon fossil]

i wouldn't call a branded pachinko machine part of the pachinko genre

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-low-rank-low-rank-rankism-shut-up-i-have-a-higher-rank-than-you-shut-up-gif-21516126

[copper vapor]

that's like saying you wouldn't call a light gun game a first person shooter

[timber oxide]

Anyways

MBO, how's ARC

[copper vapor]

cold

get it

cuz winter event

[timber oxide]

That is hilarious

[sour rivet]

[marsh cargo]

That was this year birb

[sour rivet]

i know...

[copper vapor]

I am having zero luck finding these damn candleberries in a map where they seem to be the most densely packed

[slim magnet]

YouTube Poop
Hispano

[copper vapor]

tuesday

[marsh cargo]

It really do be Tuesday

[halcyon fossil]

everyone forgetting every single week about steam tuesday will never get old

[marsh cargo]

[hexed stag]

?

[timber oxide]

That's one of those things you'll never learn

[left mantle]

It happens every week lmao

[timber oxide]

AND WE NEVER LEARN

[sour rivet]

i learn

[hexed stag]

This is literally the 1st Ive encountered this "Tuesday downtime"

[sour rivet]

always at 5-6pmest

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-tuesday-steam-down-server-maintenance-gif-8616334946277877161

[halcyon fossil]

it's how it's been for a long time

[marsh cargo]

A decade

https://tenor.com/view/steam-maintenance-tuesday-hop-off-gif-7582098353938943568

[halcyon fossil]

a list of the most popular pachi games

[hexed stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1443235430664376393/image0.gif

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-the-boys-homelander-it's-peak-gif-553819489025605612

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-fnaf-cat-santa-gif-9788324769746832761

[halcyon fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/lain-feliz-natal-natal-gif-17291817653105076243

[little depot]

@mint narwhal

its you

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-meme-unjolly-cruelty-gif-14596966783430077720

[zealous depot]

How jolly

[sour rivet]

the whale

https://tenor.com/view/the-lich-christmas-naughty-list-gif-11517670845248962634

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-cheer-goku-jolly-present-gif-10077742462783738616

[rocky turtle]

[arctic flicker]

Apparently guitars in arc raiders are linked to a new convoluted music puzzle that has buttons across the entire map

[blazing maple]

I woke up partially deaf in my right ear like 1 day ago

[sour rivet]

what

[blazing maple]

it still hasn't fixed itself

dang ear

fix yourself

[sour rivet]

do you need me to scream loud to fixd it

[copper vapor]

[arctic flicker]

you should check it out at a doctor

[oblique belfry]

time for more dispatching

[rocky turtle]

wait dafaq its actually fkn nuke in big missions

[arctic flicker]

its even said that if you hit the wrong button it resets as well lol

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIa6C1xUG5Q

[blazing maple]

no

[blazing maple]

eh

I'll give it 2 more days

[sour rivet]

eh she says

check if its clogged with wax or somth

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/nuykkif/status/2000867554710131035

fikk (@nuykkif)

ooooh I get it. its a performance update because it runs better because its using all my resources yeah yeah that tracks

X · Dec 16, 2025, 9:56 AM

it's not clogged with wax

I clean my ears frequently

[copper vapor]

it's clogged with clean

[sour rivet]

hm

[slim magnet]

i mean it could be that you clogged it yourself with the q tips

it's a thing

[sour rivet]

yeah

[slim magnet]

it can happen

[sour rivet]

thank god i got an actual ear cleaning kit now

[timber oxide]

Performance update
Checks inside
No performance

[sour rivet]

the whale...

[copper vapor]

15 min spawn

fuck this

Imma just leave

[little depot]

unpopular opinion

late spawns force u to play like rats

[copper vapor]

it does

[oblique belfry]

it does

[copper vapor]

everything's looted

[proven tundra]

I hate late spawn

[copper vapor]

everyone's protective of the stuff they picked up

[blazing maple]

Warframe gave me a trigger warning

[oblique belfry]

why is there even late spawns

do you not have enough sessions or smth

[blazing maple]

i didn't know it could do that

[oblique belfry]

per server

[sour rivet]

it did it a few times

[little depot]

or else murder 5 people at the start and u loot all server

[sour rivet]

i think there was one for abuse

[copper vapor]

probably so players don't end up being alone in a session having the entire pve to themselves

keeps some 'tension'

[little depot]

spawns in this game are already kinda close together

u can just rush tf out of three spawns or so

and then u have half the map to yourself

ah shit

[marsh cargo]

wakes up from a nap
largest air disaster in the nation happened

[arctic flicker]

I still need 3 shrooms, 2 pans and 20+ berries

[oblique belfry]

nice condition

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/milknamedraw/status/1999790524409266651?s=20

milkname (@milknamedraw)

#GGST
FAUST

X · Dec 13, 2025, 10:36 AM

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/faust-limbus-company-limbus-faust-limbus-company-faust-faust-limbus-gif-6872228039182529034

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/bpdfaust-project-moon-limbus-company-faust-coal-alarm-gif-7601749592296535977

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/faust-limbus-company-jumping-joyful-gif-681238185087999689

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

its good

[copper vapor]

lol

once again

need 1 material

get 2

[little depot]

need

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Jacksepticeye/status/2001016499402891422

Jacksepticeye (@Jacksepticeye)

SURPRISE! I'm producing an independent horror film.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 16, 2025, 7:48 PM

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-of-thieves-sot-sot-of-thieves-fort-of-the-damned-gif-24936306

my for you page on twitter is being dogshit rn so i cant do shit

[copper vapor]

we're entering the age of influencers turning into filmmakers

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-trolling-sea-of-thieves-sot-gif-22035564

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/behn-sea-of-thieves-fort-of-the-damned-shrouded-ghost-megalodon-gif-24168134

[oblique belfry]

wot already ?

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

LET THE HUNT BEGIN

(again)

[sour rivet]

im yawning

[opal star]

2 tapped by sniper.

[sour rivet]

cant weapon swap that fast anymore

[copper vapor]

welp. now gotta find all these candleberries by hand

no more rewards from the event thing

now it's just cosmetics and raider tokens

[opal star]

Didn't they change back to faster swap just recently.

[sour rivet]

still feels slow

[opal star]

Never stopping glitches.

[copper vapor]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

[oblique belfry]

[opal star]

You can basically instant swap and also fling yourself a couple hundred meters more than you can regularly with the sword swing tech.

[sour rivet]

they changed the speed 2 months ago to like 1-1.2 seconds

[oblique belfry]

[opal star]

There's also tech for infinite ammo and swinging your sword multiple times in a swing. Not sure if they're patched at all.

The game is quite buggy.

[sour rivet]

when did you last play

[copper vapor]

did you get the "bitch you blind 4eva" scene

[opal star]

June of this year.

[oblique belfry]

no they just went
|| I never had a dad. ||
|| I know. ||
|| FUCK THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN ||

[copper vapor]

who woulda thunk the literal hell demon is racist

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot shield implant is goated

[opal star]

On steam that is, not sure if i played more recently via Xbox app.

[sour rivet]

bro immediately thinks that

||prism told her about the absent dad||

[blazing maple]

what?

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

crabs got grenade launcher

[sour rivet]

what

[halcyon fossil]

NO
WHICH ONE WAS IT

[sour rivet]

its so sad that i have to get the sea of thieves curse by myself

[blazing maple]

huh?

[opal star]

Which one.

Gold curse?

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

sunken curse

the sirens call to us

I mean

What?

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[opal star]

Oh, that one.

[runic condor]

yes

[opal star]

I still think the first season's curse is the coolest curse, don't think you can get it anymore.

[copper vapor]

spawn at blue gate
northwest area, with more candleberry spawns
late join
there's nothing left

https://tenor.com/view/tissue-roll-hangging-suicide-funny-gif-22276377

[opal star]

Ah wait no you can get it now at level 105.

[little depot]

||you told me you didnt have a dad once?🥺 ||

[oblique belfry]

oh.

[cunning bronze]

caved in

had to

[oblique belfry]

you bet your ass it will be 100%

you are charlie

[opal star]

Take them for a spin in multiplayer, see how you fair against the abysmal demons in that mode.

Last time i played multiplayer i was sniped across the map by an atom bomb.

[cunning bronze]

Lmao I did play mp back when the game launch

Not sure i want to go in now

Must be full of sweats

I do need to play mp if i want achievements

[oblique belfry]

very nice

[little depot]

i wish you could date em

[opal star]

Sweats were scared off by people with mods that allow them to carry mobile death stars.

[copper vapor]

firelight

[cunning bronze]

Wait no way you can use mods in pvp? wtf

[oblique belfry]

imagine if i rolled 2%

[opal star]

You can.

Nukes and infinite ammo, anything goes.

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

phenomafraud

[oblique belfry]

okay this is bonkers

im sorry phenomaman

you must be depressed

for the team

[cunning bronze]

Bro thats ass

[opal star]

Railgun that targets everyone from any point of the map? Absolutely.

[cunning bronze]

Damn

Ill have to make do if i want achievements

[opal star]

I think the worst mods are the ones that let you have crazy maneuverability.
You'd think a MF is teleporting the way they move around.

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

my favorite 6 year old

[little depot]

rest in piss andre3000

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

its saved me from rocket to the face

[oblique belfry]

im so good

[green granite]

Literally addicted

[little depot]

salary

[green granite]

I love to think entire event of dispatch happen in less than 9 days

[green granite]

If im not wrong he does get paid

[proven tundra]

https://bsky.app/profile/shredberg.bsky.social/post/3ma4lqcxefs2s

shredberg (@shredberg.bsky.social)

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

Reposts

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Bluesky · Dec 16, 2025, 4:43 PM

[green granite]

Robert robertson

[little depot]

the 3rd

[marsh cargo]

i was rereading warframe development lore

did we really wait 3 fucking years for new war ?

[timid hollow]

[little depot]

psalm 104 is about praising the lord for creating the world and its critters lmao

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

the glitch IS god's creation

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

therefore you should cheat in multiplayer games

and make it horrible for everyone else

[green granite]

When you upgraded your army tactic to 21st century but forgot to upgrade their equipment since 14th century

[copper vapor]

that one witcher 2 prologue cutscene

this guy has no crossguard discipline smh

[green granite]

Smh

He failed 5 sword safety rules

[timid hollow]

I AM BACK FARBANTI

[little depot]

why is like

the wikipedia page for fullers

50% just about japanese smithing techniques

and etymology

"my katana was made from 1000 times folded damascus steel"

[blazing maple]

my new flag

All hail the umber splashtail

[copper vapor]

fibsh

[sour rivet]

help me

[little depot]

fisch

horizontal rotierender fisch

https://tenor.com/view/fich-gif-8633178609593078752

[oblique belfry]

fuck the consequences

its all about trust

huh

[little depot]

||the flambae dating arc begins||

[oblique belfry]

i expected less

[sour rivet]

you a bitch

you name robert

you a bitch who name is robert

[little depot]

You have no dreams

[sour rivet]

and a tiny little peen

[oblique belfry]

fuck relationships

[little depot]

fuck invisabitch

fuck brunette blazer

[oblique belfry]

fym 40%

to those 26% either lost the gamble or skill issue'd

lol

also lol

[little depot]

phenomafraud

😭😭

[oblique belfry]

anyways time for ep 5 now

[green granite]

Onety one

[little depot]

elf

and zwelf

wait no its zwoolf

[green granite]

Depressing Omni Man

[copper vapor]

omni sad

[little depot]

something something i miss my wife

[proven tundra]

I got myself something for Xmas

My beloved cpap

[green granite]

A STEAK?!?!?!?!?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-nayuta-makima-csm-lgbt-gif-27616145

[little depot]

?

😊 get this shit outta here

go listen to dariacore

https://youtu.be/Lojx82Etjl0

[green granite]

Why u hate cute things

[little depot]

i dont

i hate dogshit

[green granite]

Smh

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-remover-gif-10820707487260620521

[copper vapor]

[frank hearth]

what you mean you have autistic tomboy wife

[oblique belfry]

what

[green granite]

Autistic Asthmatic Emotionally Volatile Rude Tomboy

[little depot]

self destructive, violent and doesnt understand boundaries?

[green granite]

Yes

Anyway @little depot

You gonna eat that twink?

[oblique belfry]

surely the bard

bard ftw

[little depot]

yeah im eating him alright

fuck off sonar

[green granite]

I hate him he got satanic mommy looks after him

Who somehow late to every single meeting despite she can teleport everywhere

[little depot]

thats kinda peak

[oblique belfry]

hm

surely

charlie is the goat once again

39% success rate

still does it anyways

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

cant wait for expedition 33 to win my cousins spelling bee

[tropic vale]

Anyone gonna check out Pioner?

[pure compass]

Fuck expedition 33, we should've gotten expedition 60

[little depot]

alternate universe where 33 failed and now its a bunch of 9 year olds fighting monsters

expedition 9 when

[marsh cargo]

you mean persona 6

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/gaargqmel-adachi-persona-4-gif-7732365498596658134

[copper vapor]

that's oddly specific

but that would be Earthbound

[little depot]

TRUE

[halcyon fossil]

true

[little depot]

clump why arent you elephant anymore

[halcyon fossil]

i couldn't find the elphelt image to add a santa hat to it so i found outis instead

[little depot]

THATS OUTIS?

[halcyon fossil]

yes

[little depot]

waow

[little depot]

last thing a small child sees before their brain explodes

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-silly-tongue-horse-tongue-horse-silly-gif-11018268193256850941

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/tyomateee/status/2000546670157963376

最多情報局 (@tyomateee)

毎日これやりたい

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 15, 2025, 12:41 PM

[halcyon fossil]

horses are so baby

[cunning bronze]

Cant wait for Final Fantasy 17 with a female protagonist that is a redhead and is tall

[oblique belfry]

|| chase you fuck ||

[copper vapor]

that would be something

only 2 mainline games with female protags

5 if we count X-2, XIII-2 and Lightning Returns

[cunning bronze]

would be nice

honestly

but there arent any news about the next mainline game right?

[copper vapor]

not that I know

[halcyon fossil]

6 has terra

[copper vapor]

yea that is one of them

[copper vapor]

all I know is apparently Yoshida is not in the 'board of directors' or whatever spot he was on anymore

s-e wasn't happy with ff16 sales

[cunning bronze]

yeah

tbf he should stick to the mmo

[halcyon fossil]

maybe the fantasy will be final this time

[copper vapor]

ff16 was great imo

but dragged on too long

[cunning bronze]

oh it was

[copper vapor]

maps too big
too many fetch quests
extremely long cutscenes and dialogue

[cunning bronze]

i want a new turn based one though

[copper vapor]

there was a video a friend of mine sent

[cunning bronze]

or something like zodiac age

[copper vapor]

of a streamer comparing FF16 and E33

e33 at the start when gustav is with his girlfriend waiting for gommage

dialogue was just

"I'm here"
"I know"

then in ff16 when ||Joshua dies||

it's a 5 min monologue

[cunning bronze]

i guess it depends on the context

by the waya

i didnt know sagisu made the music for ffvi

[copper vapor]

who's sagisu

wasn't ffvi ost made by nobuo

[halcyon fossil]

yeah 6 was nobuo

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

[little depot]

isnt sagisu the bleach dude

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWrP91bax4k

[cunning bronze]

nvm i was mistaken

sagisu made the music for berserk, evangelion, bleack, godzilla etc

[halcyon fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/ofergang-daniel-gif-25330530

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/Dhg_rjpvtME?si=vEgNcNaB-HUKKpfr

[marsh cargo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ax5dYnQmyfo?si=MUSOQqdaheM1l4YB
@sour rivet sabuuchi clip for u

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

he shoudl only take up half a slot

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

fast ball

[halcyon fossil]

i made the same joke with furis too

it literally is Large Piss Stream gun

[oblique belfry]

oh wtf

so thats how her powers work

okay thats good

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/dR-Cdm7fIoI?si=95rCdaD6hZEClYmh

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Meanwhile, me
"Haha, Blast goes boom "

[oblique belfry]

bitch fym morale dropped

i just did a great pep talk

[marsh cargo]

its still blast go boom

[timber oxide]

Guess it wasn't so great

[marsh cargo]

the flavour of the blast is what changed

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-3-half-life-happy-meal-dancing-gif-18275228896923215828

[green granite]

Huh

Arknight is Death Stranding now?

[little depot]

enfields has been out for a while now

[green granite]

I dont play these games

[little depot]

dont you post gachas non stop?

[sour rivet]

they fucking got @blazing maple

[oblique belfry]

nice

whats her angle bro

[copper vapor]

nice

[oblique belfry]

?????

3% are probably the "what if" ers

babe

last ep time

[little depot]

red magik

[blazing maple]

I'm cursed

[oblique belfry]

i am FUCKED

[marsh cargo]

nope
its factorio

[oblique belfry]

oh my fucking god

i got it at like

0.1 second left

[blazing maple]

wno one cared that i got cursed

[sour rivet]

they hate us

[oblique belfry]

is this guy serious

THERE IS WW3 GOING ON RIGHT NOW MY MAN

[abstract vortex]

anyone know why this pops up when I crouch?

[oblique belfry]

SHOO

[oblique belfry]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@abstract vortex

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[halcyon fossil]

DID YOU SEE IT ?

[slim magnet]

the scottfield brawler should be a spitfire with a melee upgrade and not a worse scottfield

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

are you serious

this guy saved your runs ?

[sour rivet]

bro forgets you can level stats

[oblique belfry]

IM IN EP8

[sour rivet]

yes

[copper vapor]

I love how 99% of superhero parodies depict the "water guy" as the most useless hero

[sour rivet]

skissue

[copper vapor]

meanwhile aquaman, the OG water guy

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile avatar's water bending :

[little depot]

water boy is like 10 times better than phenomafraud

just saying

[oblique belfry]

buh

[left mantle]

He's the goat

[little depot]

water goat

||its not real btw just a bug||

[oblique belfry]

this fucking bitch

allat for getting fired smh

[bitter spire]

Wrong chat, ignore

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-dance-dancing-funny-gif-26786442

[halcyon fossil]

anyone see the new firefox ceo call firefox a modern AI browser

https://blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/leadership/mozillas-next-chapter-anthony-enzor-demeo-new-ceo/

[oblique belfry]

i should've let this fucking ceo die

[bitter spire]

https://tenor.com/view/kombucha-tea-girl-drink-hmm-no-well-gif-16080897

[oblique belfry]

now i wanna do a luigi on him

[little depot]

hit em with the hairpin 1

[oblique belfry]

nah im pulling the anvil 4 on this hoe

[little depot]

but luigi used a hairpin...

[oblique belfry]

im so fucked

come on waterboy

SHIT

[little depot]

bro didnt level up water goat's stats

[oblique belfry]

he was the only one left

[little depot]

typical phenomafraud L

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[little depot]

coupe weakened

?????

[agile bluff]

woke doge?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-remover-gif-10820707487260620521

[wild vortex]

holy friggin tuff

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-remover-revengeseekerz-jane-remover-spinning-gif-8405728743412001099

who is jane and why are we removing her

[timber oxide]

I too would be depressed if I was sent to DELIVER A FUCKING COFFEE instead of doing something worthwhile

[oblique belfry]

THERE SHE IS

[little depot]

dont be an alien then

[oblique belfry]

TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

[little depot]

brunette blazer my goat

[oblique belfry]

sorry waterboy

i tried

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[little depot]

just be an earthling

its not that hard

[oblique belfry]

holy shit she GOOD

[little depot]

maybe if you were a real man you wouldnt have gotten dumped and replaced by a twink with no powers and smells like doritos

[timber oxide]

Solution
Kill all twinks

[little depot]

starting with you

[timber oxide]

Nuh uh, I'm not a twink

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/twink-anime-shhh-anime-gif-gif-gif-22091324

twink cope

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

I have a beard and a mustache and chest hair and arm hair and leg hair and ball hair and just hair in general

[little depot]

being unhygienic =/= not a twink

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Unhygienic?

One can be hairy and still be clean, wtf is wrong with you

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

puta pedejo you brought up ball hair

🪒

[timber oxide]

No

Leave my balls out of this

[little depot]

YOU BROUGHT IT IN?

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-ki-yay-balls-bouncing-crazy-gif-12733777

[green granite]

Can you even lose this fight or its rigged for you to win

[oblique belfry]

FUCK OUTTA HERE

[oblique belfry]

i think i can

bcs shit was overwhelming

ew

[timber oxide]

Why are you so focused on my balls

[green granite]

LA has nothing to protect bruh

[halcyon fossil]

oh you know

[little depot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1130188872148598828/1177116768809009242/LettuceLatte_-_1726970951756308798_-_GIF_1.gif

[timber oxide]

Merry Crisis

[little depot]

mary chrysler

[green granite]

Why u are not jolly

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-the-boys-homelander-it's-peak-gif-553819489025605612