╟❓general-offtopic

[celest plank]

[onyx vigil]

what the hell

[timid hollow]

account > status

first setting

[verbal gate]

I'm a good cookie, says Discord

[real aspen]

eh i could probably use live captions for playing dnd

[opal star]

Didn't you get swatted by discord?

[real aspen]

as long as people take turns speaking

[verbal gate]

might be because this account is super fresh

[timid hollow]

@oblique belfry i will never check what people are streaming again

[celest plank]

yall are never beating this

[carmine laurel]

who is us

[oblique belfry]

wallpaper btw

[timid hollow]

i cant

its been 3 years

let it go

[oblique belfry]

bro has EA play installed

[opal star]

GRID legends, LOL.

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[frail leaf]

🎲 12

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[timid hollow]

i have too

[obsidian sun]

😭

[onyx vigil]

so it doesnt work on mobile

[timid hollow]

because i bought bf4 two weeks before everything rereleased on steam

[obsidian sun]

bro pulled an "enhance"

[sour rivet]

It does

[onyx vigil]

Doesn’t work for me probably an old version of discord

[timid hollow]

lmao what did you do doge

[oblique belfry]

tried to check out his wallpaper

[timid hollow]

did you just peek in his stream

[oblique belfry]

he is racing

[verbal gate]

lmao theres another channel I use that has content locked behind account progression, not only can I not enter it since the account aint a year old, folks aint really know my name so I might not even get my perms back

[timid hollow]

he is a professional racist i heard

[frail leaf]

🎲 9

-# 20 fuc kyou ➡️ 1d20

[oblique belfry]

JESUS

WHAT IS THAT RATIO

[celest plank]

bro is playing on that snes

[sour rivet]

Hypercam

[real aspen]

why are there 7 different people streaming in same vc

[oblique belfry]

BRO

[obsidian sun]

finally

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wnwxdG3KaE4

biggest german streamer btw

[oblique belfry]

WHAT IS BRO PLAYING ON

[celest plank]

which vc

im gonna ask the dude about it

[oblique belfry]

rus

[verbal gate]

I gave a dude 10 bucks to get assets for a mod for Breakpoint and now do I not only have access to said mod, I also don't have access to other things that are provided upon funding lmao

[frail leaf]

🎲 6

-# 20 doge is an ass ➡️ 1d20

[oblique belfry]

[onyx vigil]

lol

[opal star]

Wow.

[onyx vigil]

anyways should i get silksong for my brother as a christmas gift

[obsidian sun]

that's why you never pay for mods

[real aspen]

do you have no other contact with them?

[timid hollow]

he struggles to get 60 fps in that settings too

[timid hollow]

i mean i do too but i play on 16:9 like normal humans

[celest plank]

@timid hollow i got screamed at

😭

[onyx vigil]

so is the dnd sesion over?

[timid hollow]

i dont even try to speak

[celest plank]

If doge joins im gonna start havoc

[obsidian sun]

i don't think there was a session to begin with lmao

[onyx vigil]

[verbal gate]

I'll probably get access back since theres a super small chance another dude is using the mayo soda pfp with the name Chrono lmao

[timid hollow]

SO I CANT PUT MY FOV ABOVE 68 BUT HE CAN JUST REMOVE HIS GUN FROM THE SCREEN?

[celest plank]

[verbal gate]

are you playing in a movie theater?

[timid hollow]

its a dude in rus vc

[verbal gate]

thats some egregious bars lmao

[timid hollow]

bro is playing on a microwave display

[opal star]

$10 for a breakpoint mod?

Was it a cheat?

[obsidian sun]

@timid hollow fuck you

[timid hollow]

:)

[verbal gate]

nah, gun mod of a model I really liked

[timid hollow]

ah dying light gamma

[chrome ginkgo]

The end of winter is near

[timid hollow]

i see

[chrome ginkgo]

Time to go ice skating on frozen lakes in full plate armor

[celest plank]

1 sec im koining back

swapping to pc

[timid hollow]

listening to russian is exhausting

[obsidian sun]

bro stopped streaming

[timid hollow]

he turned off stream

i think he caught wind of us

[celest plank]

its alriggjt

[obsidian sun]

we ruined it

[celest plank]

im gonna talk with them

[oblique belfry]

gaslight success

[chrome ginkgo]

FINALLY THE SNOW IS STARTING TO MELT

[sick trail]

See youyou in rus/ua vc
Check inside
Dude playing in 4:3

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

not even 4:3 dry

[timid hollow]

4:3?

[copper vapor]

4:3 is based

[chrome ginkgo]

4:3????

[timid hollow]

more like 2:2

[timber oxide]

A tarrasque is something you throw at your players when they misbehave so much you're just done with them

[sick trail]

5:4?

[oblique belfry]

shit was like 2:2

[copper vapor]

but he seems to be in a smaller ratio lmao

[chrome ginkgo]

WHAT YEAR IS IT

[obsidian sun]

im in tears

[oblique belfry]

@sick trail

[timid hollow]

bro doesnt have a gun

he has a barrel

[celest plank]

where did you mfers go

[chrome ginkgo]

what the fuck

[celest plank]

i wanted to have an interview

[oblique belfry]

[sick trail]

Actully looks like a 4:5

[verbal gate]

essentially a "rock slide, you die" but made more excruciating

[sick trail]

Which is.. Impressive he found a resolution

[celest plank]

they are screaming bomboclad in choir

wtf

[obsidian sun]

record it

[celest plank]

opening obs

[timid hollow]

probably manual set in cfg

[obsidian sun]

i won't join cause they'll probably stop

[timid hollow]

the thing is, cs2 is pretty strict with such stuff because of muh matchmaking

[real aspen]

ok seriously though, this is surprising, text-only dnd or ttrpg in general seems to be pretty niche

[celest plank]

they went silent

fuck

I need assistance

[real aspen]

i expected it to be more or less standard?

[timid hollow]

like fov and viewmodel offsets are all limited, im suprised you can do this and join official servers

[opal star]

They banned something for keyboards as well.

[obsidian sun]

ask dry

[opal star]

Rapid tap iirc.

[timber oxide]

With a challenge rating of 30, it's a very challenging fight even for a party of high level players, if you throw it at lvl 1s you basically want them so dead their entire bloodline will feel it (along with everyone nearby)

[real aspen]

since using text automatically takes care of documenting and record-keeping

[timid hollow]

yeah the razer feature

[celest plank]

I want to go there

[timid hollow]

with the strafe stopping

[obsidian sun]

ask him if he can send you his wallpaper

[celest plank]

they are russians too

[static axle]

The fqn close to the wall is an exit so doesnt matter shit even if your case was close to the wall

[chrome ginkgo]

To be clear the Tarrasque is essentially "unkillable"

[obsidian sun]

yea russians keep using the spanish channel

[chrome ginkgo]

it's one of those truly legendary once in a blue moon cataclysm causing monsters

been around since the oldest days of DnD

[opal star]

It was wooting first.

Then steelseries and razer implemented it throughout old and new keyboards.

[sick trail]

Spanish general is dead, spanish voice is ultradead

[timid hollow]

wooting sounds like chinese gooning

[chrome ginkgo]

48d10+594 (858 hp)

[timid hollow]

im wooting my shit rn

[chrome ginkgo]

3.5e health

[oblique belfry]

ah

[chrome ginkgo]

Str 45, Dex 16, Con 35, Int 3, Wis 14, Cha 14

[obsidian sun]

yea i caught on pretty early lmao
i think since rus chat is pretty active they went somewhere less chaotic

[oblique belfry]

what if i god roll str

[chrome ginkgo]

In a game where 28 strength is a Cloud Giant

[oblique belfry]

and somehow get 46 str

[timber oxide]

No

[celest plank]

JASDKJLDASLJ;ADJL;ADSJL;SDAJLAS

BRO

[chrome ginkgo]

You can't

[celest plank]

I GOT A GUY TO ADMIT HE FUCKS DOGS

[timber oxide]

You can't you dumbass

[chrome ginkgo]

You literally can't go over 20 base

[oblique belfry]

ah

[sick trail]

They're trying to have their own little corner

[celest plank]

AND HE STARTED SCREMAING

JOIN THE FUCKING VC

[chrome ginkgo]

The tarrasque is 70 feet long and 50 feet tall, and it weighs about 130 tons.

[oblique belfry]

idk how dnd works btw

[sour rivet]

What if I told the tarrasque to go away

[opal star]

Like a $300 keyboard.

[chrome ginkgo]

The tarrasque can inspire terror by charging or attacking. Affected creatures must succeed on a DC 36 Will save or become shaken, remaining in that condition as long as they remain with 60 feet of the tarrasque. The save DC is Charisma-based.

DC 36

[obsidian sun]

offtopic paratrooper unit

[chrome ginkgo]

[timid hollow]

no numpad

[sick trail]

[timid hollow]

what do they say dry

i only understand gulag

[obsidian sun]

😭

[sick trail]

@celest plank They're asking you for proof, retard

[chrome ginkgo]

``Regeneration (Ex)

No form of attack deals lethal damage to the tarrasque. The tarrasque regenerates even if it fails a saving throw against a disintegrate spell or a death effect. If the tarrasque fails its save against a spell or effect that would kill it instantly (such as those mentioned above), the spell or effect instead deals nonlethal damage equal to the creature’s full normal hit points +10 (or 868 hp). The tarrasque is immune to effects that produce incurable or bleeding wounds, such as mummy rot, a sword with the wounding special ability, or a clay golem’s cursed wound ability. ``

`` The tarrasque can be slain only by raising its nonlethal damage total to its full normal hit points +10 (or 868 hit points) and using a wish or miracle spell to keep it dead.

If the tarrasque loses a limb or body part, the lost portion regrows in 1d6 minutes (the detached piece dies and decays normally). The creature can reattach the severed member instantly by holding it to the stump. ``

[timber oxide]

I don't think it understands you nor is it willing to negotiate

[celest plank]

@sick trail I need translation

[oblique belfry]

surely there is a way

[pallid sapphire]

gooner

[chrome ginkgo]

Yes there's a way

[sour rivet]

Rude mf

[chrome ginkgo]

A max level Wizard can use Wish

[sick trail]

I don't care enough, they're just talking nonsense for funnies

[chrome ginkgo]

when it's at -10hp

[copper vapor]

is it at least knocked unconscious if you bring it down to -10

[obsidian sun]

MUFFIN 🗣️

[chrome ginkgo]

And a max level cleric can use Miracle

But again it has to be at -10 hp to do this

[timid hollow]

Muffiiiiin

[real aspen]

what if you put it in a big hole and bury it

[chrome ginkgo]

It simply gets out

[obsidian sun]

it's like that hot dog scene in wolfenstein

[oblique belfry]

i see

[chrome ginkgo]

The tarrasque’s armorlike carapace is exceptionally tough and highly reflective, deflecting all rays, lines, cones, and even magic missile spells. There is a 30% chance of reflecting any such effect back at the caster; otherwise, it is merely negated. Check for reflection before rolling to overcome the creature’s spell resistance.

[oblique belfry]

anyways @celest plank

watching s4 ep 10

[timid hollow]

HE SAID IT

DRY

[celest plank]

@sick trail N word

[timid hollow]

DO YOUR THING

[celest plank]

[timid hollow]

WHO WAS IT THO

[oblique belfry]

WHAT

[chrome ginkgo]

It's practically immune to magic and weapons

[pallid sapphire]

[obsidian sun]

cinema

[oblique belfry]

wait what

[obsidian sun]

give that guy mod perms

[oblique belfry]

i just looked at other screen for 2 seconds

[copper vapor]

is it knocked unconscious at -10 hp or does it just go "nah, I'd win"

[oblique belfry]

fuck happened

[chrome ginkgo]

The tarrasque’s natural weapons are treated as epic weapons for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction.

[obsidian sun]

[chrome ginkgo]

Oh yeah well "how hard is it to hit"

Armor Class: 35 (-8 size, +3 Dex, +30 natural), touch 5, flat-footed 32

[real aspen]

yeah but, big hole. can it dig through earth?

[chrome ginkgo]

EVEN IF YOU CATCH IT BY SURPRISE ITS A 32

[oblique belfry]

who tf said n word

[timid hollow]

are they really pulling the "i used a different letter" card

[oblique belfry]

i missed it for like 2 seconds

[celest plank]

@obsidian sun im out

[copper vapor]

let me check something rq

[obsidian sun]

cinema

[chrome ginkgo]

It's a magical civilization destroying beast that "Simply appears" so yes

[obsidian sun]

im dying

[static axle]

More airflow wont help either if dust is insulating everything

[timber oxide]

All of this to stop a lvl 1 aarakocra from cheesing it

[oblique belfry]

i mean there is like 3 input fans anyways

[chrome ginkgo]

The Tarrasque is effectively a walking natural disaster

[oblique belfry]

i clean pc

[timid hollow]

[oblique belfry]

3 days later

its dusty again

[chrome ginkgo]

If it weren't a colossal magical beast it would be a natural disaster

[static axle]

Cause your room dusty

[timid hollow]

THEY CAUGHT ON YOUYOU

THEY SAID OFFTOPIC

[chrome ginkgo]

And this is what one looks like in the old 3.5e Monster Manual

[timid hollow]

ARGH

[celest plank]

i like mines

[sour rivet]

ABORT

[celest plank]

miners

[timid hollow]

how old

[pallid sapphire]

at least 70

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

Old man yaoi old

[celest plank]

above 21

[verbal gate]

is it doomed at least?

[wide chasm]

bruh why tf is it so complicated to make leather

[static axle]

Thats more than enough positive pressure yo keep the general dust out. They go jet engine when gaming yeah

[chrome ginkgo]

Vintage Story?

[wide chasm]

what else

[chrome ginkgo]

Just make more barrel

[obsidian sun]

GOONIER 🗣️

[wide chasm]

I need borax bruh

[chrome ginkgo]

I farmed

So much borax

[timid hollow]

fuck you

[chrome ginkgo]

I never want to need borax again

[wide chasm]

Where

[obsidian sun]

@timid hollow @celest plank

[timid hollow]

gonna leave the server

[wide chasm]

Like in a deep cave or something?

[timber oxide]

If I ever use one I'm using it's 3.5e stats with the explanation that it's just so fucking old

[copper vapor]

looks like the tarrasque is knocked unconscious when its hp goes -10
but there's no info on how long it stays that way

[obsidian sun]

another one filtered by the image

[celest plank]

gex

[arctic flicker]

Would be healthier for you to do so too

[celest plank]

unmute

[chrome ginkgo]

I will never need borax again

[celest plank]

i need backup

[oblique belfry]

surely

[obsidian sun]

who tf did that sound

[wide chasm]

are you perhaps with iron tools

[oblique belfry]

dejavu

[timid hollow]

this server did a lot of great things for me

[chrome ginkgo]

Yes

[timid hollow]

i learned about armored core

and ace combat

its great

[wide chasm]

Well that explains everything im on copper

[chrome ginkgo]

I didn't make leather till I had iron

I made SO many pelts before realizing you can't use pelts to make leather

[timid hollow]

@obsidian sun what

[thick plover]

I put 300 more hours into this piece of dogshit

[timid hollow]

what 200 pounds

[real aspen]

eh i'd still try burying it. it's a living creature, it'll suffocate eventually.
only questions is, is there a spell that can dig out a big enough hole and fill it back up fast enough?

[timid hollow]

what

[obsidian sun]

bro im dying

[thick plover]

for them to ruin the fucking game

AGAIN

[wide chasm]

oh so i cant make any better bows if i dont have leather?

[thick plover]

THIS GAME IS SHIT

[real aspen]

bruh

fuck ya'll

[opal star]

This server has Borka, you can play the MF like a fool forever.

[thick plover]

[timber oxide]

There's a dead tarrasque under the city and a wild necromancer on the loose

[real aspen]

my message got instantly drowned out

[timid hollow]

[obsidian sun]

200 black men for only 2 pounds

[sour rivet]

He says lyingly

[thick plover]

❌

[chrome ginkgo]

Considering it regenerates entire missing limbs (and its head) in 1d6 minutes....

[opal star]

All the time.

[thick plover]

I literally just was in a match with a vindicta that had more move speed than max movespeed krill

[timid hollow]

sound is so retarded dayum

[thick plover]

and fucking did a million damage too

actual dogshit game

this games ass

[obsidian sun]

he sounds like a redacted bandit

[celest plank]

black cocks are the topic

[chrome ginkgo]

It's not a "living" creature in the standard sense

IT's magical

[sour rivet]

He says to the game that's in alpha

[timid hollow]

say cheeki breeki iv damke

[celest plank]

come to other vc

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1178825677189959820

[real aspen]

i need more context on what magical creatures are different in from normal ones

[chrome ginkgo]

The Tarrasque appears as a devastating, nigh-invulnerable force of nature, often emerging from deep slumber beneath the earth or dimensions to consume everything in its path, driven by immense hunger and embodying destruction, with D&D lore linking its awakening to cataclysms or apocalyptic events.

[real aspen]

oh

[chrome ginkgo]

Deep slumber beneath the Earth

[real aspen]

yeah i guess burrying wont work

[timber oxide]

But now here's a serious question
Can a Warframe defeat a tarrasque

[real aspen]

easily

[chrome ginkgo]

No

They shoot it once and roll a 30 or less and instakill themselves with reflected damage

[copper vapor]

yareli can defeat it by twerking on it

[restive bear]

One bite and her rabies gets rid of everyone

[copper vapor]

it can wake before fully regenerating

[real aspen]

counterpoint, they dodge, shieldgate, or use one of million invincibility abilities

saryn melts it from inside

[restive bear]

Counterpoint: mesmer shield

[real aspen]

nova shreds it into atoms

[sour rivet]

They're laughing at you up there, kiddo.

[real aspen]

nidus assimilates it

[chrome ginkgo]

It simply ceases to exist temporarily only to come back later intact

[restive bear]

Lock in

[timber oxide]

Oberon removes it's armor and deals 75% max health damage with Smite, with Phoenix Renewal he can also tank hits at least once

[chrome ginkgo]

In first edition DnD

The Tarrasque is truly unkillable

When "slain" it simply burrows into a pocket dimension to sleep for a few more centuries or millennia

[real aspen]

that's just average tuesday for warframe lol

time loops and shit

[copper vapor]

if it takes that long to come back then it's just a dracula copycat

[chrome ginkgo]

The only real limiting factor to the Tarrasque is that it's not exactly intelligent in the traditional sense

[onyx vigil]

be me, literally had depression for years for having no gf and acutal friends, turn to the end of 2025, have people i can call actual friends i can hang out with and laugh, and have a loving person who i can be romantic with, i feel so great nowdays

[timber oxide]

Speaking of Warframe, I saw gameplay footage from the oldest versions of it

[chrome ginkgo]

and mostly exists to satisfy its own nearly endless hunger by consuming all organic and inorganic life leaving behind barren wastelands from its passing

[real aspen]

inorganic life?

[timber oxide]

We went from barely being an inconvenience to being a star system level threat

[real aspen]

also that sounds like deviljho

[chrome ginkgo]

It eats rocks and shit

[real aspen]

yeah, deviljho

[real aspen]

and that's just in gameplay

we could probably break reality if we sneeze wrong now, in lore

[chrome ginkgo]

I remember back in the beta

when Excalibur's super was just jumping really high

You had 4 picks

Rhino, Excalibur, Volt, and Ember

And Excal was ass

[copper vapor]

Mag*

[chrome ginkgo]

Oh yeah Mag

[timber oxide]

What I find interesting is how there are actual cases of Tenno being captured/defeated in lore by everyone

[real aspen]

yeah it's pretty inconsistent

[timber oxide]

I guess it's just us specifically who are special

[sour rivet]

We are the one that took the deal

[real aspen]

yeah

[timber oxide]

And there's two of us and Drifter is better, change my mind

[real aspen]

i prefer operator, but only because i dont like the whole "drifter is traumatized" thing

[sour rivet]

Both are traumatized tho

[real aspen]

specifically the way it's presented in dialogues

the dialogue choices you get with hex are really... idk, off, to me

[timber oxide]

I dunno, they seem fine to me

[thick plover]

I need Jesus

[real aspen]

that's absolutely not how i imagined drifter/operator would speak so it's pretty offputting.
then again i have similar issue with a lot of games/stories

so whatever

[celest plank]

@thick plover join vc

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1113805026532544562

[real aspen]

what are you doing

in there

[celest plank]

@oak magnet

[timber oxide]

1999 in a nutshell
Boy bands are evil and old man yaoi saves the world (?)

[celest plank]

@upbeat verge

Join the fucking vc

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1113805026532544562

we have one of every single country

we need a bulgarian

[upbeat verge]

why?

[oblique belfry]

@upbeat verge

[upbeat verge]

WHATTTT

YOU FUCKING

[celest plank]

we have an algerian

[upbeat verge]

APESSSS

[celest plank]

russian

german

romanian

soon lithuanian

we need a bulgarian

[timid hollow]

we are the UN

[thick plover]

United (N)retards

[timber oxide]

My only issue is how I will seamlessly go from shitting on Albrecht with Aoi to saying that he's the greatest ever with Marie

[oak magnet]

what is it im in hopysl

hopital

[oak magnet]

sweae there was one

[real aspen]

honestly, roathe is how i imagined drifter would speak, maybe a bit less ass-y, but full of confidence, amassed knowledge and experiences, with trauma shoving in more "brutal"? ways similar to how roathe does lore dumps.

but i know im not the average audience, what we currently have as drifter is likely way more inline and relatable to the average player

which is, fine, i guess

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry

join the vc

[timid hollow]

get here turk

[real aspen]

but does hamper my power fantasy a bit when it comes to those interactions

[oblique belfry]

no

watching s4 ep 10

[timid hollow]

fuck you

unfriend

[real aspen]

are ya'll having an orgy or what

[timid hollow]

we intend to

join us

[real aspen]

no thanks

[obsidian sun]

international orgy

[chrome ginkgo]

Hmmm yes

I shoulda left Iron WAY sooner it's so much less of a hassle to make these wtf

[real aspen]

ქართულს ვერ გაძლებდით თქვენ

[timber oxide]

That's because you see yourself as an edgelord who can't show weakness

[real aspen]

brother i literally lament my weakness here on daily

smh

[snow tree]

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-wild-hunt-limbus-company-gif-16707637542253917995

[proven tundra]

Are the weirdos gone

*the grey names weirdos

[timid hollow]

yes

[real aspen]

yes

[proven tundra]

Oh good

[real aspen]

true

[timber oxide]

Sab is still here

[proven tundra]

Back to our regular shitposting

[shrewd gull]

bl

[thick plover]

I need psychadelics

@proven tundra

[proven tundra]

Yeah that's why I amended my question

[thick plover]

give me

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

hello rat dad

[real aspen]

i am honored

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

Dad ratatino

[obsidian sun]

@timid hollow i go take a shit
bye bye

[shrewd gull]

unfit to help mro

[wild vortex]

rat gun

[celest plank]

bye bye

[opal star]

@static axle They ought to remove the tier mechanic and completely overhaul the ballistics, really holds the game back. This is plenty for moose and yet it's a tier 5, the energy just drops way too fast both as the bullet travels and as it hits the animal.

Rifles are just too weak and shoot like MF airsoft guns, long range hunting is ridiculously hard in the game because of the ballistics.

[shrewd gull]

Give me 85000 rats

[proven tundra]

[wild vortex]

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

@thick plover @obsidian sun @timid hollow what the fuck did I just witness

😭 😭

[timid hollow]

UN conference

[thick plover]

I dont know

[timid hollow]

kuzmich alone with the music

lmao

[small bane]

getting a new home for my 5070 tommorow im so excited

[thick plover]

Im too tilted to use the power of my 3 braincells

and I want valve to get beaten to death

[small bane]

including 32gb ddr5 6000 and 7800x3d

[thick plover]

ram in this economy

this guy is a billionaire kill him

[proven tundra]

Why valve?

[thick plover]

cause they changed my favorite pvp game

and its shit now

[opal star]

I mean you're easily getting both lungs at over 400 yards and in the game 2 mm of tissue stops the bullet at a 100 yrds.

[static axle]

yuup

[small bane]

3 rgb zones

[timber oxide]

Ew, rgb

[small bane]

dude took the worst picture ever tho

like wtf is that

[celest plank]

I wanted to turn on EFN

but I hesitated

cause ban

lmao

[small bane]

i cant wait to see how this ryzen performs in vr

[celest plank]

@small bane why hello there

[small bane]

hewwo

[celest plank]

currently on season 6 of got

[small bane]

ur getting there

[celest plank]

2nd best show ive seen

[opal star]

I blame Henry Cavill.

[celest plank]

its a fucking masterpiece

[small bane]

when white walkers and shit start going it rly picks up doesnt it

[obsidian sun]

is that harry potter

[celest plank]

the only issue I had with it was jon's death and stannis death

jon shouldnt die in the first place, it felt pointless

and stannis was a shame

[chrome ginkgo]

While the smaller animals and plants survived the heat and winds by hiding, the other major type of life form was simply large enough and powerful enough to resist such hazards. Falx was home to a population of several hundred creatures that were either tarrasques or creatures extremely similar to them. Some sages argued that the idea of the tarrasque being a unique creature was a falsehood and that the tarrasque of Toril was simply a specimen of the creatures from Falx that had been transported to Toril by some means unknown.

[celest plank]

he was my favourite guy

[static axle]

[small bane]

just george rr martin things

killing off characters to piss you off

[chrome ginkgo]

For reference the world of Faerun/Baldur's Gate is Toril

Abeir-Toril

[celest plank]

every death was sad as fuck

but with jon i felt nothing

it felt forced

[chrome ginkgo]

Toril being the main planet, and Abeir being its sister planet (they used to be one planet)

[celest plank]

stannis was sad as fuck

I wanted him to become the protector of the realm

https://tenor.com/view/resigned-game-of-thrones-stannis-baratheon-stephen-dillane-welp-gif-3561030403731321833

[small bane]

im not gonna say anything

[opal star]

MF got killed by the sausage grenadier.

[real aspen]

mfw

[small bane]

well talk when ur done watching

[real aspen]

how the fuck

20 million

[celest plank]

alrighty

with the tempo im currently having

im defo gonna be finished by christmas

[small bane]

hard to avoid spoilers

[celest plank]

Ive heard S7 is entertaining as fuck

and s8 is bad

[obsidian sun]

where is this lmao

[opal star]

When's house of the dragon s3 coming out?

[small bane]

uhhhh yea i guess i agree

[real aspen]

[opal star]

That show has been amazing so far.

[real aspen]

minecraft one has 2.3mil

like

how the fuck

[timber oxide]

Bots

[real aspen]

oh

that makes sense

[obsidian sun]

well minecraft server can't generate AI anime porn can it

[real aspen]

you cant???

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry off to the recap

[real aspen]

wait

[celest plank]

i want this alone pinned

[real aspen]

i should've said "it cant???"

[frank hearth]

give the modders another year

[timber oxide]

Why would I generate ai anime porn slop when I can just draw some anime porn slop myself

[real aspen]

we still havent seen you draw anything

where's our goon, artist

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-walking-walking-out-walking-back-bye-gif-22873869

[pallid sapphire]

Pyrson will draw a gun

Shoot Sab first

[thick plover]

Pyrson has the same amount of art out as Picasso in the last 20 years

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

i'd be honored

[thick plover]

[real aspen]

speaking of gun

[timber oxide]

Actually I'd have more

[real aspen]

i should probably draw a pistol in pyr series

[pallid sapphire]

Pls dont

[real aspen]

[pallid sapphire]

It will be a bullpup pistol or some shit

[real aspen]

i mean

[pallid sapphire]

[real aspen]

i would do that

[timber oxide]

How do you bullpup a pistol

[real aspen]

but the idea is to keep it simple so it doesnt get fucked over by corrupting magic

[real aspen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YtFhLMJNzg

[timber oxide]

[pallid sapphire]

[sick trail]

Good thing you recorded, huh

[celest plank]

expired

[sick trail]

[opal star]

These are so shit.

[celest plank]

i aint snitching on my russki homeboys

[real aspen]

i agree

[obsidian sun]

soundtrack
i recorded our little session
i demand 50$ in steam games as blackmail

[celest plank]

send me your steam

that shit cannot see daylight

[timber oxide]

I'll give you two bananas if you send it to me instead

[sick trail]

I mean I can mute summarily, along with you

[celest plank]

n word aka nice

[sick trail]

[celest plank]

thats the n word that dropped

we had an n word conversation, in that sense

[obsidian sun]

can confirm

[celest plank]

cause it was n|| ice ||

you get me?

[sick trail]

If you mean "kniga", or "book" in russian, I heard that

[celest plank]

dont remember that one

[sick trail]

Stupid joke, but whatever

[celest plank]

dont mix books with racism

[sick trail]

Let google translate sound out the word книга to you, youyou

[frank hearth]

bro folded in a micro second

[celest plank]

you are dry, not harper lee

[celest plank]

I know

you remove the k

and it

yea

[celest plank]

FUCK OFF

[sick trail]

And Soundtrack gets super executed

[sick trail]

[timber oxide]

It could be worse

[sick trail]

Bro folded under 0 pressure

[timber oxide]

It could be the japanese word for "run"

[celest plank]

chapeau bas

[timid hollow]

@marsh cargo @verbal gate

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry

Well

[sick trail]

Bro's the reason they call it the butterfly effect, his ass woulda folded to a butterfly flapping its wings

[celest plank]

[verbal gate]

Too bad FB got vaporized

[timid hollow]

poor count having to live with that

[oblique belfry]

wot

[celest plank]

almost got executed

[oblique belfry]

for what

[celest plank]

ill make the fucking video and then ill edge the line

[frank hearth]

the funny n related activities

[celest plank]

nice stuff

neat stuff

[timber oxide]

Please ping me if Sound ever gets executed

[oblique belfry]

that was him ?

[copper vapor]

oy @real aspen hit me with the esoteric knowledge, cuz I don't wanna ask google or AI

what are anvils usually made of?

[celest plank]

you will get pinged

-# doge no

-# dont

[frank hearth]

are we sure sab isnt a google ai tho

[oblique belfry]

you will make a video about your execution by sending this chat after you get banned

[copper vapor]

I'm not sure of anything

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry

😭 😭

[oblique belfry]

662

🥀

[celest plank]

526262

[copper vapor]

so apparently

[celest plank]

doge68

[copper vapor]

some anvils

[obsidian sun]

let's just say you weren't around the other one

[celest plank]

doge67

[copper vapor]

are made of iron

so the anvil in ARC Raiders

[oblique belfry]

kys

[celest plank]

and the other one

[copper vapor]

is a

[celest plank]

and the other one

[copper vapor]

BIG IRON

[celest plank]

and the other one

and the other one

[oblique belfry]

is sound drunk

[sick trail]

Youyou votes "summary execution"

[celest plank]

dry

[frank hearth]

[celest plank]

can you do me a favour

[obsidian sun]

i do not

[sick trail]

I will not drown your PC in a bathtub

[celest plank]

I dont have my monster cum cuck warning that josta gave me

[obsidian sun]

i just said you weren't there

[sick trail]

[frank hearth]

this shit links to homo erotica on the funny site

[obsidian sun]

post that video again

[sick trail]

Yeah well, cope, Sound
Maybe when Josta retruns

[copper vapor]

I just had a guy in the extract elevator with me @oblique belfry
he activated the escape elevator and quit the game
his character got KO'd instantly

[uneven sapphire]

[obsidian sun]

no way bro checked

[celest plank]

what

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

WHAT

IJSDPUISADO;UJSADOUJ;DOI;SADOISDAIODSA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A V

[copper vapor]

I have no idea why they did this

[frank hearth]

im serious

[copper vapor]

guess they just bored and did a funi

[obsidian sun]

ok i need to check too

[timber oxide]

I vote to bring back josta just for this

[oblique belfry]

we need a new josta

someone with an iron fist

and retardation

[timber oxide]

Offtopic became a lawless warzone without Josta

[frank hearth]

alright i vote for sab and pyr

[timber oxide]

Hey, that's me!

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

i refuse to vote for pyr

i would be banned for just breathing

[copper vapor]

I vote for myself to become the new josta
I'll change my name to MBosta
bosta means "shit"
it'll be glorious

[timber oxide]

Well too fucking bad

[oblique belfry]

only me though

even sab would get a pass

[copper vapor]

I just wanna revive a rando for a chievo

[oblique belfry]

but i would be executed on the spot

[timber oxide]

!barn @oblique belfry 67 years

[solid sundial]

@oblique belfry has been barned for 67 years ⠀

[oblique belfry]

knock someone then rush to them before they commit sudoku

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

I kinda wanna do that tbh LMAO

then I KO them with the raider tool

2 chievos, one victim

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

This ARC wreck at raider outpost east also always gives a rubber duck when breached

how tf is it raining in here

[timber oxide]

I'll go even further

!illegal Doge

Huh

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Why was the illegal command removed

[copper vapor]

try p!illegal ?

[timber oxide]

Welp

Oh, silly me

p!illegal Doge

[timber oxide]

Yeag

Thanks Mbo

We have fucking

[copper vapor]

guy attacked me and gave up before I could rev him

two anvils

[real aspen]

Depends on style of anvil AFAIK.
Most common is monolithic, whole thing made of hardened cast steel.
Some fancier (debatable) ones have a body of cast iron, with hardened steel plate welded on top. Supposedly absorbs and dissipates shocks better since cast iron is softer.
The only real variable, besides the shape and size, is quality of steel/iron. Nothing too fancy going on really

Then you have the DIY solutions.
Take a railroad rail, fix it onto a slab of wood, you got your anvil, it'll work just fine.
Cant get a railroad rail? grab a sledgehammer head and stick it in wood, small, but will do.
Can even stick a normal hammer in a vice and use that.

The sledge/hammer trick is what I use, actually. Small hammers are enough for 96% of things i do.

Speaking of small, there are also, basically, watchmaker anvils, but they're more so precision-made (usually machined) blocks with various holes, edges and loops for making tiny precise shit.

Stone and even wood anvils are also a thing, but you can imagine they're only for light duty stuff.

[timber oxide]

! commands and p! commands and / commands

[solid sundial]

Big fat list of most bot commands:
https://pastebin.com/raw/b3uBWC8S

[timber oxide]

Oh

Thanks, Falco

[real aspen]

for hammer trick, you have to occasionally sharpen your hammer

yeah monster hunter got it right

keeps it flat and grippy

[timber oxide]

Sharpen your hammer?

[real aspen]

yes

[copper vapor]

I was not expecting such a detailed answer

either way I was right to assume some anvils are made of iron
so the revolver in arc raiders named "anvil" is in fact, a big iron

[real aspen]

sticking your hammer into a vice (or anything that can hold it solid) is really a neat trick if you need to shape small metal items.
ball-pen and cross-pen especially let you do some tricky stuff

[real aspen]

scratch the 2nd point actually, cast iron by itself sucks, cast iron with steel plate on top is better, but full steel is best

[chrome ginkgo]

It's so beautiful

Seeing the snow fully melt

[copper vapor]

now this is what I call a productive run
went in with one anvil, came out with 3 anvils, 1 venator and 1 osprey and the wolfpack and mats

[oblique belfry]

more anvils

[copper vapor]

too bad the guy I downed didn't wait for me to rez him

[copper vapor]

I could've brought back a 4th anvil but it was broken

so I decided not to

was bringing back an arpeggio as well, but found the osprey inside a secure locker

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

Jolly season
We had a piñata in my house

[small bane]

illegals in my yard

wait what

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

[snow tree]

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/monke-gif-4007877678756330230

[snow tree]

[copper vapor]

the army grows steadily

[oblique belfry]

i wonder if you can fill your entire room

[copper vapor]

I have 3 door guards now

I feel safer

[copper vapor]

who knows

[oblique belfry]

this needs to be tested

[copper vapor]

all 280 stash slots occupied by rubber ducks

[oblique belfry]

some madlad needs to get 500 ducks

oh right

280 ducks

my bad

[copper vapor]

280*15

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

292 stash slots once I reset

[oblique belfry]

@timber oxide

[copper vapor]

but then I'd have to farm them all over again

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

well since there's fixed spots for them in dam I kinda... could do it

if I really, really wanted to.

I wanna bring this on a run and just dump 'em at a player caught in the open

and watch the shitshow

[arctic flicker]

goalie outfit doesn't look halfbad for next raider deck

[copper vapor]

I barely paid attention to it

is it the one with a solar panel on the right arm

[molten fox]

@thin bobcat

[celest plank]

yoo awesomedude whats up

[molten fox]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-soylent-soy-soyface-nerd-gif-11917812235578842485

[arctic flicker]

Just remove the face protection and its pretty alright

[celest plank]

lyming is back

[copper vapor]

I'd keep the cage mask

also was referring to this outfit

this one is probably paid, then

[arctic flicker]

that should be the event outfit

[celest plank]

wait

could this be stretcher

[arctic flicker]

Certainly an interesting looking set up

Inb4 it just becomes the next default pvper look

[copper vapor]

maybe

[thin bobcat]

my brother in christ, take a hint, i won't help, try #🔨base-gamma-support

[copper vapor]

stretcher redemption arc?

[molten fox]

alright

[onyx vigil]

I am having an argument with a fucking retard tf is my life

[obsidian sun]

there he is

[zealous depot]

[onyx vigil]

Hearing the Swedish dub of Simpson movie is fucking cursed

[upbeat verge]

chat

I've drank all my jager

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/revolver-ocelot-gif-26257771

[onyx vigil]

God save us all

[upbeat verge]

I'm not drunk

I had a little left over

[onyx vigil]

Oh phew

[obsidian sun]

[pallid sapphire]

miau

[onyx vigil]

Gud vad jag hatar dem där dansk jävlarna

[obsidian sun]

this is where i stopped in the og
now it's uncharted territory

[obsidian sun]

snake....

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-fish-eater-big-boss-what-a-thrill-kaz-im-already-a-demon-gif-25290624

[timber oxide]

I dunno what to expect of their newer projects, but they can expect me not to play them

[oblique belfry]

[snow tree]

Lightbulbs sell for 2k each

[oblique belfry]

sorry for gaslighting you guys into playing it 😔

it looked cool on paper

[timber oxide]

I mean, it is cool

It also is a massive shitstorm

All at once

[snow tree]

You should play GTNH

[proven tundra]

Fische

[sour rivet]

'tis not your fault that a lot of nice lookin packs are just kitchen sinks

[oblique belfry]

me liked terramity from BA

and when i saw this modpack was built upon that

it looked good

[snow tree]

Yeah, but it isn't GTNH

Doge you silly

[oblique belfry]

until 6.1 where now it became an "armaggeddon" modpack instead

[copper vapor]

blessed with the best gun in the game

[snow tree]

It clap

[copper vapor]

saw ppl complain it shoots slow

upgrading increases rate of fire

if it's a linear progression then at rank IV it'll be +15% fire rate

will it be enough?

[sour rivet]

i shot a level 4 bettina

it still feels ass

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank watching s4 ep11 as well

[oblique belfry]

nay

[sour rivet]

doge dont tell sam but i will be watching arcane soon

[oblique belfry]

woe be sti-

YOU WHAT

[sour rivet]

🤫

[oblique belfry]

SAAA-

https://tenor.com/view/keep-your-mouth-shut-gif-4337798394994433208

[sour rivet]

but first i may be watching the chainsaw movie cuz i got that as well

[oblique belfry]

inb4 she is lurking right now

and will now send you arcane posts

[sour rivet]

nah she sleepin

[copper vapor]

how do you know

[sour rivet]

my source is that i made it the fuck up

[snow tree]

I got three tapped by bettina

While having medium shield

[sour rivet]

and the fact its like 3-4 am

[copper vapor]

dang

[snow tree]

So I would argue it's pretty fucking good

[copper vapor]

must've been 2 headshots

at least

[snow tree]

Dude was cracked fo sho

Silent and quick

Sadly, he ratted extract for peeps gathering

So I have zero respect

[copper vapor]

this guy on open mic and I can't see him anywhere

also I just noticed I joined late with 14 mins on the timer

never saw that happen before

usually my late joins are at the 19-18 min

I'm just gonna leave lmao

100% chance everything good's been looted already and people will kos/rat

[snow tree]

Yep

[copper vapor]

I really friggin wish I could rez a guy tho

[snow tree]

Load into night

And run to flares

[copper vapor]

only guy downed guy I met was someone I downed and he didn't wait for me to rez

there was a matriarch match earlier

about 6 ppl were banding together to fight it

[snow tree]

I had few randoms I rezzed

[copper vapor]

I was just hovering around waiting for someone to get vibechecked by a rocket

no one did

back to work I guess

[snow tree]

[copper vapor]

think I'm gonna have to open mic and try to convince someone to let me down them and then revive

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DSQaozLCIE6/

[halcyon fossil]

actually looks kinda fun

[copper vapor]

best one I've seen yet was one guy sitting on a stool/chair and 2 ppl behind him with plastic bottles whacking him in the head

if the victim guesses correctly who whacked them, they swap places

[obsidian sun]

that one is a classic

[copper edge]

Cant believe 2016 is 16 days away

🥹

[copper vapor]

right? time does fly

[real aspen]

can we kill time

[copper edge]

Facts 🙏

[real aspen]

eh good enough

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-of-persia-warrior-within-warrior-within-prince-of-persia-dahaka-the-guardian-of-time-gif-2372367043236386536

[real aspen]

guh

prince of persia

i remember playing ps2 games

[copper vapor]

edgelord prince of persia

peak game

[green granite]

Arc, you raided people?

So what would that make you Arc? Raider?

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet house almost burned again

[sour rivet]

bruh what

how

[oblique belfry]

mf fire mage came out of nowhere

threw fireball at me but missed

and hit the tower

[copper vapor]

MR. PRESIDENT

wait I should not make this joke

[oblique belfry]

mage was on the bottom floor though

i stoped it before it reached our rooms

[sour rivet]

you're not american im sure youl;l be fine

[oblique belfry]

but one of the villagers died

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

thankfully it was the scumbag who didnt wanna refill his mending books

main mending fella is still alive

[copper vapor]

idk I've seen non-americans making 9/11 jokes and getting zapped

I almost pushed the limits of moderation generosity by asking about music with n-word the other day

[onyx vigil]

I miss my old friend group, I haven’t seen them since 2020

[sour rivet]

to be honest music and memes with it being restricted is kinda stupid

[onyx vigil]

I haven’t seen any of my friends from my first school in years

God damn this made me just fucking depressed man, at least I have you guys

[snow tree]

Bing chilling in the Dam

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

I mean

if you saw the song I wanted to post

you'd agree I should be zapped

[sour rivet]

but if you get zapped

who is gonna bully me

[frozen void]

Tarkov increased the price of RAM by 300%

And added like crazy barters for guns and shit for RAM

[snow tree]

#💣tarkov-released

[copper vapor]

does it still use the real life cost of BTC for the ingame "physical bitcoin"?

[frozen void]

no but they got increased a lot in value

like 8 times

they were 12k now they are 87k base value but traders have like crazy barters for RAM sticks

like a full class 5 armor for 1 stick

[copper vapor]

lmao

[marsh cargo]

[obsidian sun]

@timid hollow CINEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEAAAAAK

also i just noticed the mgr intro is basically the same as mgs3

neat

[onyx vigil]

So they have taken notice of real word situations haven’t they?

[copper vapor]

yep and they redid the song instead of just use the original

even got the original singer to sing it again

[obsidian sun]

that's cool

[copper vapor]

[obsidian sun]

by mgr i mean metal gear rising lmao
not metal gear remake

[copper vapor]

oh.

[obsidian sun]

it plays out basically the same

[sour rivet]

@frank hearth @marsh cargo

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

the monster hunt

[real aspen]

Realistic lmao

[obsidian sun]

also kojima loves throwing refrences around lmao

[frank hearth]

cannot wait to int with the boys