╟❓general-offtopic

[pallid raft]

FUCKIJG JIHH GURDS

[marsh cargo]

we must carry on

[timid hollow]

HI YOGURT

[blazing jackal]

lost 14 tho

[verbal gate]

Guessing the new game is connected to Electrosphere? Guy in the suit looked like a corpo to me

[oblique belfry]

this character was released 2 hours ago and there is a total of 33 commisions

[pallid raft]

HIGH GIEAD

[wide chasm]

YO GURT

[blazing maple]

either numbers work well

[copper vapor]

whoever decided to make high guard must have been... high

[blazing maple]

So creative

[pallid raft]

exp 33 sweep

even on porn

[marsh cargo]

[timid hollow]

Gurt is a nickname for me

[wide chasm]

WHAT

[timid hollow]

That feels weird

[wide chasm]

gurt:yo

[pallid raft]

HIGH GUARD

[wide chasm]

oh fuck off not again

[pallid raft]

WHAT IN THE BLAZES

[copper vapor]

I liked the paladin in the d4 expansion trailer

[pallid raft]

WHAT IN TARNATION

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

hammerdin ftw

[wide chasm]

Tuffest kickstand ever

[oblique belfry]

[verbal gate]

What if the "last land of the FCU" thingy is the precursor to the FCU losing most of its power and having to bow down to the corpos?

[little depot]

where is gorden

[timid hollow]

If they dont plan on pulling random ass conflict between major other Events #36 we have to close in on electro

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/rebbford/status/1999320580504334601

rebb ford (@rebbford)

Lenny Kravitz has been trapped in the Remedy cube backstage. No one is helping him.

X · Dec 12, 2025, 3:29 AM

[oblique belfry]

im going to twitter and writing "half life 3"

[pallid raft]

hahahahaha

i forgot bro

control 2

[timid hollow]

But i mean between 7 and 3 is 40 years

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/OkamiOfficial/status/1999217730478907748

Okami (@OkamiOfficial)

↪️ Replying to @TheIshikawaRin

@TheIshikawaRin is this more to your liking

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 11, 2025, 8:40 PM

[timid hollow]

Or was it 20

[pallid raft]

thats gonna be so fire

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/M1das_OW2/status/1999311655797424200

M1das (@M1das_OW2)

does anyone remember the weird AI generated game they announced last year at the game awards that just did not exist

X · Dec 12, 2025, 2:53 AM

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ

[pallid raft]

control 2 also means alan wake 3 one day

[oblique belfry]

while listening to this

[sour rivet]

sam ignoriong my dms cant belicve this

[pallid raft]

IVE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELFFF

[copper vapor]

he'll be fine

[little depot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wild vortex]

listening

[blazing maple]

oh jenifer english's gf posted

https://x.com/alionabaranova1/status/1999315770027995634

Aliona Baranova (@alionabaranova1)

She fucking won. #TheGameAwards

X · Dec 12, 2025, 3:09 AM

[sour rivet]

SAMMMM

[timber oxide]

Can someone remind me where does Augur Secrets drop from or should I just google it myself

[verbal gate]

Imagine, corpo funded pilot gets stat padded to boost rep of the company, even winning a conflict on their own

[copper vapor]

playable Dylan as a melee hack 'n slash game was NOT in my bingo card

[sour rivet]

bounties

[timber oxide]

Thanks

[sour rivet]

earth

[timid hollow]

Funfact, komm, süsser tod means come sweet death

[timber oxide]

My Oberon needs more power

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/big-show-smh-wwe-no-nope-gif-4961239

[oblique belfry]

i know

[blazing maple]

in honor of the french game winning I'm now french

They won

[timid hollow]

Mimimi i know

[sour rivet]

sam

[blazing maple]

We're in the chinese and french century of progress

[timber oxide]

In honor of the french game winning I'm gonna buy the ||hot|| fr*nch nun

[oblique belfry]

@wild vortex look at these tweets while listening to it

[copper vapor]

no you're not

[pallid raft]

there is so many chinese games coming now its nice to see

[timid hollow]

Im excited

[onyx vigil]

I am still not going to say it should have won game of the year even if it was good or sweep the awards like it did this year, I am still pissed off which you can’t change my mind on

[timber oxide]

I also don't really like the fr*nch game, I just need an excuse

[marsh cargo]

im quite hyped for for divinity i trust larian can pull it off

[copper vapor]

ok grumpy ass

[pallid raft]

why u angry brother it is only games

[copper vapor]

sex in the reveal trailer

[pallid raft]

o shit yeah divinity

[pallid raft]

i forgot

[gaunt heron]

Wait wait

[blazing maple]

bf6 trailer had sex

[copper vapor]

horny's gate 3, and now hornivity

[blazing maple]

redsex to be exact

[onyx vigil]

Aren’t you mad about highguard?

[gaunt heron]

Forest 3 was announced?

When?

[marsh cargo]

couldnt have it any other way

[pallid raft]

thats a bit

[copper vapor]

RED sex, so you know a virgin was deflowered

[blazing maple]

meeeee :3333

typing that hurt

[naive basin]

I'm tired Gaben

[blazing maple]

ow

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

yea please don't try to impersonate nirmii again

[pallid raft]

in that diablo 4 trailer they were going crazy style

[wild vortex]

LMAOO

[slim magnet]

Aren't you HYPED* about highguard because FUCK YEAH i'm ON BOARD dude LET'S GO

[pallid raft]

thwy were sucking some shit

[wild vortex]

it fits so well wtf

you're a genuis

[timber oxide]

Bro I don't need HL3 to dislike another game

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

the trailer was peam
but did you see how much the expansion costs

[timid hollow]

:3

[oblique belfry]

i love using this song

[pallid raft]

no what was ir

[oblique belfry]

on situations like this

[little depot]

:3

[pallid raft]

did you see gainax shut down

evangelion is dead

[little depot]

hyper borea 😭😭😭

[blazing maple]

i channeled a bit of flop tbh

[copper vapor]

40 usd

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/me-and-bro-celebrating-best-friends-squid-game-2-my-guy-gif-8389215730122450876

[marsh cargo]

idk why but i felt like i had already seen that diablo trailer

[blazing jackal]

1000 videos about how Highguard is a wake up call (to layoffs) next morning

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[copper vapor]

did the guy just pull that 21 out his ass

[timid hollow]

Imo evangelion could just not be a thing and nobody would miss it

[oblique belfry]

stfu

[green granite]

How can a piece of concrete bisexual

[oblique belfry]

eva is a stepping stone for some of the great medias

[wild vortex]

bicurious maybe

[timber oxide]

I agree

[green granite]

Who... who would even think about a sexual orientation of a block of concrete

[pallid raft]

id miss it, watching it as a kid was one of the highlights of my childhood

[gaunt heron]

No shit because it wouldn't exist

[copper vapor]

ask the "otherkin" degens

[gaunt heron]

Like

[blazing jackal]

how piece of concrete shits blood and feces

[timber oxide]

Twitter

[gaunt heron]

If something never existed, nobody would miss it

[oblique belfry]

[gaunt heron]

Because it never existed

[pallid raft]

im going to deexist you

[uneven sapphire]

I’m an ancient civilization by my self

[copper vapor]

degenerates
some of which inhabit this chat channel on a daily basis and you know it

[timid hollow]

Only good thing about it was the woman

Who groomed him or smth

[pallid raft]

yeah but guys

[timid hollow]

And i liked the angels

[pallid raft]

control 2

[onyx vigil]

Not really I am more mad that a French game won 9 awards than games that deserved more than they did to be honest, I would at least have donkey Kong bananza win game of the year

[slim magnet]

tgem woke folk brother they always have to add them pronouns to anything 'im telling you

[timid hollow]

HIGH GUARD

[pallid raft]

you havent even played it

[blazing jackal]

why my concrete neck crunch boy looks like shit

[timber oxide]

Who needs twitter when Doge can just rapid fire shit out twitter posts

[pallid raft]

like id get it if you disliked it after trying it

[wild vortex]

frosted flake

[pallid raft]

but you just hate it for its existance

[oblique belfry]

WHY IS HE WAITING FOR CHAPTER 5

[blazing jackal]

how they f up scp-173 design

[oblique belfry]

HOLY SHIT ACTUAL RESTARTED

[copper vapor]

and sam

[onyx vigil]

No I hate it for getting the most awards than other more deserving titles

But fine I’ll go and play it

[timber oxide]

Honestly, I don't really care who shits out twitter posts, I don't want to see it either way

[pallid raft]

how do u judge more deserving id you didnt play all of them

[copper vapor]

"more deserving titles"

[quiet abyss]

HES ON TWITTER

[oblique belfry]

its so fun doing it with the music

its over now though

[quiet abyss]

the twittards are not happy about no HL3

[oblique belfry]

ill post 2-3 more posts then stop

[thick kettle]

What motor does the RS3 have again?

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-ace-combat-ace-combat7-post-stall-maneuver-wyvern-gif-26902309

[thick kettle]

Is it a DAZA/07K?

[slim magnet]

i always thought it was good

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/whothefuckstartsaconversation-gif-22983824

[timid hollow]

Runescape 3 has no motor

[thick kettle]

I was asking the owner of the car a question

[frank hearth]

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet remember when you asked me "why white"?

[blazing jackal]

do you realize there wasnt any popularity voting on this awards, right?

[timid hollow]

Ace combat

[slim magnet]

people overhated the fuck out of the redesign just because it's no longer how it looked since the start but that's like just it

[oblique belfry]

actual

[onyx vigil]

Maybe because they are good games but again I’ll play then expedition 33 to have an informed opinion

[timid hollow]

Why is ace combat niche

[copper vapor]

todd was invited to present an award, not to announce anything

are people really this stupid

[quiet abyss]

i think so

[oblique belfry]

spoiler for rdr2 do not open if you didnt finish that game

[thick kettle]

Sick, I drive an 07K car myself

[quiet abyss]

its a turbocharged 5-cylinder 2.5 liter engine, idk the name for it

i just know that much

[pallid raft]

yea i mean theyre all really good games so

[sour rivet]

discord not loading anything rn

[thick kettle]

Oh, probably a DAZA then.

[slim magnet]

who's this fella on the ground

[thick kettle]

DAZA/DZVA

[oblique belfry]

someone

[timber oxide]

I bet it's Doge spamming twitter

[pallid raft]

i think thats red dead

[oblique belfry]

okay okay i stop

[blazing jackal]

idk, this is how it looked back then, when scp wasnt shit

[oblique belfry]

song ended too

[left mantle]

"no big hitters"
Yeah this motherfucker watched the wrong awards if he thinks this

[timber oxide]

No, don't, I'm just joking

[thick kettle]

I drive the NA iron block version of the DAZA lmao

[quiet abyss]

the RS3 is indeed a powerhouse, i would know, pops has one

[copper vapor]

or just has an extremely skewed perspective on what a "big hitter" is

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

i am still not over the sudden whiplash that was FOREST 3

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/MightyCroft/status/1999307137466732721

Dav | LARA CROFT IS BACK (@MightyCroft)

HUH ???????????

X · Dec 12, 2025, 2:35 AM

[oblique belfry]

holy shit

[slim magnet]

i know but this was a stolen copyrighted design at the end of the day

[oblique belfry]

[pallid raft]

bro clearly didnt see titanf- HIGH GUARD

[thick kettle]

The 07K period is pretty nutty, the early iron block ones respond VERY well to boost

[quiet abyss]

THEY MADE IT MORE REVEALING?

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

I mean, the part about me not being a fan of twitter posting is real, but worst case scenario I will just steal your kebab

[quiet abyss]

sign me up

[gaunt heron]

Not my Croft

[oblique belfry]

i dont even use twitter

[quiet abyss]

[left mantle]

Like it's crazy how none of us in VC were prepared for what we were seeing to be Forest 3

[oblique belfry]

the reason im using it now is i want to see hopium addicts crumble

[onyx vigil]

Isn’t that the point of popularity to the voting? For the gaming community to vote?

[slim magnet]

it's cool and iconic, yes, but they just took a photo of an art piece and said "dude this is a weeping angel monster thing"

[oblique belfry]

[blazing jackal]

good times when no one fucking cared

[oblique belfry]

everyone lost their shits when FOREST3 came up

[copper vapor]

bro wants the triangle tits back

[oblique belfry]

SOMEBODY EVEN SAID "it looks like forest on space"

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/SongbirdN7/status/1999319080655028395

Songbird (Tadpoled) in 7.3 (@SongbirdN7)

OH MY GOD UR RIGHT LMFAOOO

X · Dec 12, 2025, 3:23 AM

[copper vapor]

but it ISN'T a vote

the only vote was the "player's choice" award

[onyx vigil]

What?

[copper vapor]

that the chinese swept up because China is 80% of the world population at this point

[timber oxide]

While you guys were watching the slop awards I was playing warframe and watching anime
Now, everyone enjoys different things, but I personally think I got more enjoyment out of wasting my time on games than wasting my time on nothing

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1999324398973858249

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

the return of the king…

Sebulba is fucking back

X · Dec 12, 2025, 3:44 AM

[copper vapor]

and the other 20% is india

[copper vapor]

I'm gonna enjoy making this guy die on every race

[gaunt heron]

Gundam?

[copper vapor]

also lords of the fallen 2

[blazing jackal]

The wernt any gamers votes, its a committee award

[onyx vigil]

Okay then who the fuck is voting?

[copper vapor]

Player's Choice was popular vote

[timber oxide]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mononoke_(TV_series)

[blazing jackal]

then why no india swept

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t52TfUHMkIw

[little depot]

when are we getting alan wake 2

[onyx vigil]

I’m sorry a committee votes?

[marsh cargo]

I got my weeks enjoyment by kcd2 fans

[slim magnet]

the future playerbase of HIGH GUARD brother LET'S GO

[timid hollow]

Huh

[blazing jackal]

ok, 1 award

[timber oxide]

I do personally think KCD2 is better

[little depot]

huh

[timber oxide]

Even though I didn't play it

[timid hollow]

Ace combat 8

[marsh cargo]

No awards

[timber oxide]

But I also didn't play E33

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

But it doesn't matter

TGA is a scam anyways so I didn't even bother watching it this year

[orchid plinth]

If it wasnt like that we would get gatcha games winning every category smh.

[copper vapor]

the pathetic part is people thinking this award validates (or invalidates) their personal opinion

[slim magnet]

who the fuck is this guy

[copper vapor]

gacha games and cod slop winning every year

[pallid raft]

e3 :(

[oblique belfry]

like i've said before
KCD2 : was underplayed compared to others
skong : was meme hyped by its community that grew into a major meme
hades2 : had no chance next to e33
donkey kong : only locked for nintendo users so its limited
E33 : the game

[blazing jackal]

whos winning every category (except players choice) is decided by committee of corpo drones and game journos, good morning my friend

[timber oxide]

E33 could be nominated in every category and win every category, I would still not like it

[marsh cargo]

Player votes only account for 10% of the score for each game winning a category

[oblique belfry]

it still fucking baffles me that ww won

against those other games

(except genshin)

i fucking hate bribery

[copper vapor]

china numba wan

[pallid raft]

china is bigger than us

[blazing jackal]

just make a gacha category, how there is no fps or strategic is beyound me

[pallid raft]

ao they winner

[oblique belfry]

they fucking said "vote for us to gain this stuff"

bribery should not be allowed on player's voice

hell in tga in general but corpo moment

[copper vapor]

I'm very excited to see the expedition 33 guys show up next year to present 2026 goty
I hope they wear the french caps again

[pallid raft]

there is strategy, ff tactics won

[copper vapor]

idc what came it's gonna be

I wanna see them with striped shirts and red caps

[slim magnet]

expedition 34

[timber oxide]

We should just dismantle TGA and enjoy the games that we like and shit on the games we don't like without some slop show in the background

[copper vapor]

expedition 60*

[pallid raft]

ps1 game won game awards 2025

[timid hollow]

Ff tactics being the same game since 98 btw

[copper vapor]

obama giving himself a medal.png

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcJWymZ1x9o

[green granite]

Wh- who- who the fuck is this

[oblique belfry]

mark crying

[copper vapor]

worse
AI upscaled FF Tactics

won best strategy

[pallid raft]

was it actually ai?

[slim magnet]

that's markiplier from hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to five nights at freddy's

[timid hollow]

Oh ai

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-bedpan-beating-up-hospital-bed-gif-17103216

[timid hollow]

I wanted to buy it

[green granite]

Oh no I know Markiplier

Im just trying to renact that one line from Fallout 2

[blazing jackal]

sim or strategy, a fucking Alters in it

[copper vapor]

It probably wasn't, I'm mostly joking.
But the 3D map textures were definitely just supersampled to 2x resolution like when you're playing a SNES or PSX emulator and select the "2x SuperSAI" filter

[pallid raft]

was alters not a strat game?

[timber oxide]

False. It's Markiplier from WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!

[left mantle]

somehow not even nominated.

[copper vapor]

meanwhile civ7 was there

[blazing jackal]

its a base builder at best, with a lot of talking

[copper vapor]

[slim magnet]

it's the guy from HIGH GUARD

[oblique belfry]

dispatch had 2 chances

and lost both

[pallid raft]

civ7 vs fft for ps1

[oblique belfry]

[pallid raft]

Afuck8ng HIYH GUAR

[timid hollow]

HIGGHHGF GOARD

[blazing jackal]

real shame

[onyx vigil]

Well now I am even more pissed, fucking hell welp a bunch of games got robbed that I can say at least, anyways I’ll got to go and play expedition 33 now and see if it’s really game of the year quality

[timber oxide]

Don't worry Doge, you can eat some chocolate with me and not care about some silly awards that literally mean nothing

[oblique belfry]

silly things like these makes me hapi though

TO THE POINT i fucking made popcorn for it

[timber oxide]

You know what makes me happy?

[left mantle]

Mark will go down in internet history for sure.

[copper vapor]

oh right

[blazing jackal]

Its John Highguard!

[copper vapor]

Warlock: D&D

[timber oxide]

Something I probably can't post

[onyx vigil]

Christmas?

[pallid raft]

fucking hifh fueadd

[copper vapor]

the announcement was cool

I like Tricia Helfer

[timid hollow]

You know what makes me happy

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah, that too

[pallid raft]

i do like the look of warlock

ac8

[timid hollow]

HYH GURD

[pallid raft]

peam

[gaunt heron]

That Warlock game looks kinda neat

[pallid raft]

AhighdbJfnmm Huhrd

[timid hollow]

Total war will be cool as well

[pallid raft]

yeah for sure

[copper vapor]

game should've been called Eldritch Blast: Dungeons & Dragons instead of Warlock

am I right

or am I right

[timid hollow]

Totally bugged and many dlc chapters probably

But cool

[pallid raft]

not as good as chronicles of mystaria anyway so

doesnt matter

bg3 vs chronicles of mystaria

ik who wins

[oblique belfry]

at least it won 1 award

[copper vapor]

old fart

[pallid raft]

it aint fucking hihbg uard

[timid hollow]

Hohe Wache

[copper vapor]

(the dnd arcade games were extremely peam)

[pallid raft]

tehy were

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDxVTS8ITNk

[pallid raft]

i liked

[oblique belfry]

i still remember the time me losing my goddamn shit

when i saw it was hades 2

[blazing jackal]

HcIoGnHcGoUrAdRD

[pallid raft]

hello officer

High rfuJmfmfkndn

[timid hollow]

I nearly fainted from ac8

I wanted to scream but everyone in house sleep

[pallid raft]

i did scream

for icescream

[timid hollow]

Woah

[blazing jackal]

i have a baaad feeling about this, doubt CA can pull Total Stellaris off

[oblique belfry]

im curious about smth..

[copper vapor]

the ac8 trailer was really fucking good

[onyx vigil]

Anyways I am now downloading expedition 33 to see if it’s really “that good”

[pallid raft]

even through the darkest days this fire burns

alwayyysssss

[onyx vigil]

but I very much doubt it

[oblique belfry]

HE DID A POST ABOUT IT

[blazing jackal]

thats the spirit!

[oblique belfry]

DAVID

[pallid raft]

if you go into it already trying to dislike it then it aint a fair shot

just play it as it is, a game

[left mantle]

You're just looking for a reason to validate your opinion rather than challenge it.

[copper vapor]

you already going in thinking you're not gonna like it

also spoiler: even IF you don't like it
doesn't mean it's not a good game

[pallid raft]

exp33 was peam though

my maelle was so op

[oblique belfry]

dont play the game because "you have to"

go in blind

without hatred

give it time

[onyx vigil]

at least I am going to play it, so I guess I can give it a fair shot

[oblique belfry]

go calm down

[pallid raft]

i had a sword that put me into insta virtuoso

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/-6SqntRMt3Y?si=ZruMgfRx_QolGROl this is so peam

[timid hollow]

Everyone a Guru suddenly

[onyx vigil]

I don’t even have the game installed I am installing it now

[pallid raft]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL its the big showw

[oblique belfry]

ye like i've said dont start the game while hating the game

that will just make you doubtful about everything

[timid hollow]

HÜGH GÖARD

[oblique belfry]

and try to find flaws

[pallid raft]

YFIXING HIAGHR DARS

[slim magnet]

seize the moment and relax while the ||fitgirl installer|| takes its usual day and a half to uncompress

[copper vapor]

[timid hollow]

True

[pallid raft]

HAAGEN DAZS

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUNGEU2vCu8

[marsh cargo]

If you go into the game with a negative mindset

Your mind will indulge you by making you not like it

[onyx vigil]

btw I am not going to be not pissed alright I am still pissed of even looking past a game winning 9 awards, it was mostly shit I didn’t want or something I gave no fuck about

[timid hollow]

We love repacks

[oblique belfry]

ye and now you are hating on e33 for winning goty

[pliant meteor]

https://youtu.be/tV2qoDVnfxs?si=-aOH34ztUkf6JK0F

[copper vapor]

just let him walk into a trap of his own making
then he'll come around to yap about the game not being good and blaming us for telling him to play it

[oblique belfry]

and because of that like sparter said

[copper vapor]

just let him do his thing

[oblique belfry]

your mind will indulge you by making you not like it

[onyx vigil]

And 8 other awards

[pallid raft]

CODY RHODES AND ROMAN REIGNS WERE AT GAME AWARDA AND THAT WAS REALLY COOL

[oblique belfry]

guess thats true

eh

oh well

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/roman-reigns-cody-rhodes-wrestlemania-40-2024-wrestlemania-xl-gif-4054174161010577381

[slim magnet]

e3 2014 was the most packed game event i've ever seen

[left mantle]

Man that's a cruel name lmao

[noble basin]

And thats bad because?

[onyx vigil]

Fine I’ll give it a fair fucking shot, but I am not going to look past it’s faults alright

[oblique belfry]

Not the worst game awards but not the best either

best tga goes to 2024 in my eyes

last year was bonkers

[marsh cargo]

I love being pety

[timid hollow]

The worst thing about e33 for me was

The hair

[pallid raft]

last year was bonkers but also was mostly disappointed in hindsight

[copper vapor]

yea astrobot sweep

[timid hollow]

Ue5 hair looks terrible

[left mantle]

So who's excited about diablo

[pallid raft]

yeah it did have ue5 hair

the games beautiful otherwise thougj

[oblique belfry]

for game reveals too

[copper vapor]

I kinda was until I saw the price tag

[marsh cargo]

Ppl need to rewarch the bf1 reveal presentation and come back

[timid hollow]

What price

60?

[pallid raft]

40 dolans

[left mantle]

You know what other ARPG I could play instead?

[blazing jackal]

dont you guys have jobs?

[pallid raft]

grim dawn

[copper vapor]

ye that was so good even cod congratulated them

[timid hollow]

Hero siege

[timid hollow]

No

[onyx vigil]

I have school in 2 hours

[pallid raft]

ye, in 5 hours

[timid hollow]

Im pilot

[pallid raft]

its game awards night so i deal with the eepy

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-ace-combat-ace-combat7-post-stall-maneuver-wyvern-gif-26902309

[oblique belfry]

still the best reveal trailer in my eyes

[pallid raft]

i should go to sleep anyway

godnight chat

fucking highd fard

[oblique belfry]

the song is still used to this day btw

[slim magnet]

dude i just finished drinking a bottle of what i thought was fucking kefir

it was a bottle of straight up yogurt

[blazing jackal]

good

[slim magnet]

that's insane

[blazing jackal]

let the lactose flow through you

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4zX9Rv907k

[marsh cargo]

Yeah but i dont mean the trailer
I mean the e3 panel it had

[oblique belfry]

[slim magnet]

no wonder it felt so thick compared to kefir

[timid hollow]

I watched the armored core 6 reveal Trailer and if something like that would have been there today, i would have died

Like my heart would have imploded

[onyx vigil]

God I am so fucking tired

[copper vapor]

REDSEX

[oblique belfry]

REDSEX

[onyx vigil]

welp I have downloaded 10% of the game now

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltDjOmnAIj8

[marsh cargo]

Overall
Solid TGA it was a loaded year with good games

[oblique belfry]

now we wait another 6 months

for summer game fest

sorry

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

Did you guys expect a new tomb raider game reveal during it?

[oblique belfry]

wait for XBOX SHOWCASE ONLY

[slim magnet]

yeah dyude especially HIGH GUARD daw gi'm HYPED

aren't you HYPED

[oblique belfry]

istg

[copper vapor]

we got 2 tomb raider reveals

stonks

[blazing jackal]

miquelling your malenia?

[oblique belfry]

everytime i watch summer game fest

[marsh cargo]

Fps league

[oblique belfry]

its always xbox showcase

[timid hollow]

https://youtu.be/kKO1s-CUZvY?si=aTzbfEyFXBertk7Q

[oblique belfry]

that has the bangers

[timid hollow]

play it doge

[slim magnet]

i'm ON that shit day ZERO dude the FPS REVOLUTION IS HERE

[copper vapor]

stomping

[onyx vigil]

At least monarch is happy the he got what he wanted, and that is all that matters

[marsh cargo]

Im still mad at that salvager mech being a nothing burger

[oblique belfry]

ubisoft ? e w .
pc gamer show ?
devolver ? sometimes has great releases but rarely

[blazing jackal]

yes

[timid hollow]

Plane goes brrrr

[left mantle]

BF1 with no hud still is something else

[timid hollow]

Hotline miami 3 next time for sure

[oblique belfry]

🥀

let it go man...

that shit is worse then hl3 hopium

[timid hollow]

I think that got more hope than hl3

[oblique belfry]

at least half life alyx left on a cliffhanger

hm2 ended with a goddamn nuke

[timid hollow]

I mean

[marsh cargo]

Thank you FF tactics

[timid hollow]

Hotline los angeles

Duh

[marsh cargo]

How it started

How it ended

[timid hollow]

WOAH WE PROBABLY GONNA SEE OUR AWACS FOR THE FIRST TIME

https://tenor.com/view/friday-short-scream-excited-moistcritical-gif-18689575

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

GET FUCKD

ok i stop now

im gonna sleep instead

[blazing jackal]

major cope detected, administrating hopium

[marsh cargo]

Awacs are frens

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYKxk7JAaCE

what the fuck

[marsh cargo]

HL Twitter is not taking it well

[oblique belfry]

posted their tweets

few moments ago

[blazing jackal]

they still not mastered the art of do nothing

https://tenor.com/view/gaben-cave-johnson-potato-phone-gabe-newell-gif-27410220

[marsh cargo]

@timid hollow

[slim magnet]

duke nukem at the next game show

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-nine-ball-ac6-nineballing-nineball-gif-14531542556058495416

[verbal gate]

LMAO HE IS THE GHOST OF KYIV

[slim magnet]

what the fuck is up with youtube tho

[verbal gate]

@timid hollow Fucking Sotoa of all people lmao

[sick trail]

Oh HL3 is out?

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet @blazing maple

[marsh cargo]

Nope

[oblique belfry]

CRY ME SOME MORE

[sick trail]

Idk about cryin'

[marsh cargo]

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

yeah

[sour rivet]

ya

[oblique belfry]

NEVER

[sick trail]

There's always the next day

[sick trail]

There is no falling when there is hope

[wild vortex]

HOPEFUL award

[slim magnet]

no dude it's the UPCOMING shooter HIT by the developers of apex legends and titanfall to REVOLUTIONIZE how multiplayer shooters are DEFINED

[blazing jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMF_PRSXbXk the ost of something definitely happens

[sick trail]

Oh neat :)
Does it have Titan combat yet

[slim magnet]

idk i never played that

[little depot]

titan extractiopn shooter

[slim magnet]

it showed a character doing a lunge forwards into another character

it also had horses

that's like it tho there was literally nothing to remark

geoff was constantly saying how it was developed in complete secrecy and is now about to release and like dawg of course it was complete secrecy the game is unremarkable as fuck

imagine leakmaster67 on twitter posting something like "extraction shooter with horses from apex and titanfall devs"

[atomic epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/kraber-titanfall2-titanfall-funny-cope-gif-22589503

"From the creators of titanfall 2 i introduce cockord 2 bad furrday"

[sick trail]

Honse combat

Close enough, welcome back Dynasty Warriors

[neon pulsar]

Half-Life 33 confirmed

[sick trail]

Or Mount&Blade

[neon pulsar]

I’m most excited for Divinity though

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh6Pi6h_css

[sick trail]

[little depot]

it looks so shit

[sick trail]

First thing I see is some chest plate

[slim magnet]

i know the extension is guessing but that's just funny

[sick trail]

Actually Mount&Blade

[atomic epoch]

The moment I saw the dude in the trailer

[sick trail]

First frames is of a guy that looks like he belongs in Fable 3

[atomic epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-ass-so-ass-rayleigh-one-piece-one-piece-meme-gif-18387547488092157080

[sick trail]

Man

I can't finish the trailer

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-abysmal-abysmal-cinema-gif-9289070101747854856

[onyx vigil]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kSkJf4jjlqU?si=xeUN5BW_tIJSD8xr

[atomic epoch]

Time to focus on being jolly

It means alot more now then ever

[sick trail]

Characters look kinda interesting, but beyond that
Ehhhhhhh

[atomic epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/my-jolly-reaction-jolly-my-honest-reaction-gif-5490890317762380451

[slim magnet]

credit where credit may be due i've never seen an extraction hero shooter with horses

[sick trail]

Tarkov could never

[slim magnet]

like it could've just been yet another "push the cart" hero shooter

[sick trail]

Paladins

[onyx vigil]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kzHiHU0JmG8?si=P_Km7f9dNbLrame2

[sick trail]

[slim magnet]

fucking

team fortress 2

and that game is older than most people in this channel

[sick trail]

TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

See, the thing is

Paladins has mounts

[slim magnet]

didn't know it had mounts

i played paladins once when it was in beta

[sick trail]

Yeah else 90% of the game is fucking walking

At least from what I saw of my brother playing

[slim magnet]

it was just walking back then

or i remember it as such

then again i played it once

this shit can not be true you can not make achievements liket his

[sick trail]

I looked at Paladins, said "This is just Overwatch but free"

[slim magnet]

is paladins no longer being updated

[sick trail]

Man

[wild vortex]

is tf2 actually that good

[sick trail]

I like it

[wild vortex]

like i see so many people all the time sing its praises and have 10k hours

[turbid shuttle]

No not in the slightest

[sick trail]

It's old and shows its age sometimes, but once you learn some of the ropes, it opens up

[wild vortex]

an opinion not from borka please

[turbid shuttle]

Community is funny tho

[wild vortex]

interesting

i think i played it once but joined a no pvp server?

[onyx vigil]

Ye

[wild vortex]

i have a fain memory of smoeone yelling at me for shooting someone else

[sick trail]

There's a lot you can do, and some of it can even be not related to fighting other players

[slim magnet]

i don't like it

but i don't like hero shooters at all

[wild vortex]

interesting

its obviously really significant

[turbid shuttle]

Paladins was peak

[wild vortex]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5zIAGKs8qDAWtmsr9NJpFB

[slim magnet]

i mean it's basically the first hero shooter

and the fact that it's still really active almost 20 years later does say a lot about it

[sick trail]

Here's Finland winning again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jFStrWmbag

[slim magnet]

the only hero shooter i liked playing was siege

yes i consider siege a hero shooter

[dusk sparrow]

what about tf2?

[slim magnet]

i just said that the only one i liked playing was siege

only as in singular

one as in singular

[wild vortex]

multiple??

tf

[dusk sparrow]

only thing i remember about siege was leon s kennedy in a 2b dress

and ash

[sick trail]

And then there's actually fighting playeys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1M_5Ur2biE

[dusk sparrow]

right behind you

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/doncheadlegoon-doncheadle-goon-gif-14637971407359327783

[dusk sparrow]

me too

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[sick trail]

Probably knows longer than you do

So catch that L

[turbid shuttle]

What does that even mean

knows longer

Am I the retard>

[sick trail]

Dw about it

[dusk sparrow]

yes

[sick trail]

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-god-father-marlon-brando-vito-corleone-talk-to-me-gif-20103957

[celest plank]

You've reached SoundTrackJ's Automatic Phone Secretary! Unfortunately, the owner of the telephone you are calling to has commited suicide last night. Please refer to the gravedigger to find out more about your friends' whereabouts.

Cheers!

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-vivek-slur-gif-4936641313988956665

[wild vortex]

i do not wanna pay for music (its 1 euro) so im gonna transcribe the entire peice

[tiny pivot]

HOLY SHIT ACE COMBAT IS BACK 🗣️

[wild vortex]

https://youtu.be/6c0lG9gnmvY

[slim magnet]

100 peso for a controller with a membrane pad and merged buttons

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/anuc-gif-2094173727047755199

[slim magnet]

are the internals made out of unobtainium

[wild vortex]

but itll increase your gameplay and grip bro

and the thumbsticks are made of titatanium and neodinium magnets

[dusk sparrow]

something something just buy steam controllers

[wild vortex]

[slim magnet]

what the fuck is this

[wild vortex]

the future of console gaming pal

its got uh

[sick trail]

The precursor to Steam Deck controls

[wild vortex]

the dpad for easy access

[slim magnet]

that dpad look horrific

[wild vortex]

im sure its better now

[dusk sparrow]

thats not how i expected a steam controller to look... thought valve released a new one

[sick trail]

Honestly, get a controller with gyro controls like a PS5 one

So you can play Demoknight in TF2

:)

[slim magnet]

how does one even grip this thing bruh

[sick trail]

Probably like one of those F1 driver's controllers

[slim magnet]

sure the dpad at least looks usable

[slim magnet]

but it's still merged on top

[slim magnet]

i mean this at least lets you wrap your hand around the handles

[wild vortex]

i think you just hold it like an ipad

looks slippery

[slim magnet]

ye

[sick trail]

Well don't shake it around like a baby

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/tryhard-gamer-gif-20251083

[slim magnet]

if it wasn't for the trackpads being there i wouldn't mind the design as much since i put my right hand like on an arcade board

because most of what i play with a controller are fgs

also played sm64 with that grip

[gray kettle]

I wonder what that do when you roll over

[dusk sparrow]

ded

[dusk sparrow]

seems like the back curves somewhat for easy grip

wonder what those buttons on the back do

[restive bear]

Majority of thegameawards was e33 winning mosr of them huh

[gaunt heron]

Prefer TF2C personally

[sick trail]

RS

Right Stick/R3?

[restive bear]

RS= Real Shit

[sick trail]

I tried TF2 Classified
So very meh

[dusk sparrow]

i dont see much difference between regular tf2 and tf2c, tbh

[gaunt heron]

Classic, not Classified

Go to the custom weapons servers

Those are pretty fun

[slim magnet]

wait paladins dying means smite died too

[sick trail]

Classic rebranded to Classified

So checkmate

[forest acorn]

R5

[dusk sparrow]

frot

[sick trail]

I did

Shit sucked

[forest acorn]

when

[dusk sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cat-tiktok-tiktok-comb-gif-16050619043683504879

[sick trail]

Oh hey look a redacted gif

[slim magnet]

wow! what game is that character from?

oh he deleted

[gaunt heron]

Yummers

[sick trail]

Either way, I'll stick to TF2

And the most custom I'll go is jump servers

[gaunt heron]

Fair enough, I'll stick to the classic servers

[slim magnet]

what's the difference tho

no hats?

[dusk sparrow]

correct me if im wrong, but does tf2c even have custom mods on gamebanana? i remember tf2 does, works in casual servers

[sick trail]

TF2C has more maps, more weapons, a whole other character or two, new gamemodes, etc

If you ever wanted to play Heavy with a flak cannon, you can

If you ever wanted a no-scope M1 Garand Sniper, you can do that

[gaunt heron]

I believe the code is similar

I play on the custom weapons servers mostly

[sick trail]

Ever wanted to toss bundles of dynamite around as Demo? You can

Looks fun
Hated it

[dusk sparrow]

sounds worse than stickybombs

[gaunt heron]

Removes almost all those newer weapons and adds some of their own they got from beta content

[sick trail]

Bundles had a cooldown

[gaunt heron]

Custom weapons adds a bunch more weapons though

[gaunt heron]

Not really

[sick trail]

Oh so they removed Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol?

[gaunt heron]

Stickybomb spam was bullshit, when you throw the dynamite and someone dies, it's their fault

[dusk sparrow]

demoman when

short circuit

[sick trail]

TF2 players when Demoman exists and is semi-competent

[gaunt heron]

They have a glock on the custom servers that does the same thing

[sick trail]

Ew

Real guns

[dusk sparrow]

probably the most unbalanced class in tf2 remains to be sniper

[sick trail]

Well, a sniper can't beat a demoman flying at him at maximum allowed by the engine velocity all that often

[gaunt heron]

The custom weapons servers are really fun and free if you want to check them out. They neutered sniper so that it takes more skill

Most of his weapons do really low damage on bodyshot or are... specialized to say the least

He had an LMG at one point but that might've been removed

He's firmly an assault rifle class

[sick trail]

Sounds a lot like a good sniper can still lock a server down

[gaunt heron]

Not really

The heavy has two different kinds of shields and multiple classes have better mobility options

[sick trail]

Sounds silly

OR

That TF2C has a thriving PassTime scene

Because mobility is great for it

[gaunt heron]

I'm pretty sure that CW and PT are two different kinds of servers

[sick trail]

Oh lame

[gaunt heron]

You can go Soldierknight now though

[sick trail]

Sniper wrecking ass at PT coulda been funny

[gaunt heron]

Heavy can rocket jump now

[sick trail]

"And that's how it's done"
- Sniper that's descended from low orbit to score a point

[gaunt heron]

He has this garbage can that acts like a high-damage rocket launcher

[gaunt heron]

Sniper has some good mobility options

[sick trail]

Can he sync

[gaunt heron]

What's that?

[slim magnet]

like in assassins creed when you stand atop a building

[sick trail]

Rocket jumping by timing the explosion of 2+ rockets

[gaunt heron]

No, he doesn't really have any explosives

[sick trail]

Oh

:(

No Sniper Quint

[gaunt heron]

He has that moai head grenade that's used exclusively for jumping high

[sick trail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrKU9SKXnDw

Oh someone did 7 rockets before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUFH0Ohg3mM

[upbeat verge]

MORNING FELLERSSSS

Қайырлы таң, сен, жүні бар жануар @sick trail

[sick trail]

Now speak english, I don't know what you said

[upbeat verge]

????

this mf

LIES

[sick trail]

Guy

[upbeat verge]

the sentence said good morning my furry friend

[sick trail]

I know how to say "cheap" in Kazakh

Or "expensive"

Or "thousand"

[upbeat verge]

THATS NOT A SENTENCE

YOU KNOW HOW TO STUTTER

anyway

Good morning fellow Фури

[sick trail]

Anything pertaining to a customer asking "can we bargain" so I can, in Russian, reply "No"

[upbeat verge]

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/inugami-korone-peeking-lurking-yandere-gangimari-gif-25038988

[upbeat verge]

I forgot she existed

[real aspen]

damn

rude

[sick trail]

Basically means "I know some words, I'll probably never reply in it lmao"

[upbeat verge]

what are you doing in offtopic lately

didn't you sit with people in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat and #🔨base-gamma-support

[sick trail]

Newbies is oflin's grounds (hi oflin), and base support is flop's (he doesn't look up his name)

[upbeat verge]

love how we have multiple helpers yet its flop who is the main one there

[sour rivet]

if newbies has oflin and support has flop

what do we have

[upbeat verge]

falco?

sometimes

[upbeat verge]

shoutout to miri

[sour rivet]

iedy is helldivers (well not that much anymore)

[upbeat verge]

she's chill

[sick trail]

Three Helpers in Base Support, but mainly Flop

[upbeat verge]

helldivers is dead

iedy is permanently containted in tarkov

[sick trail]

By a margin of 4 thousand fucking messages

[sour rivet]

i still no nothing about flop other than the bullying he recieves

[remote jacinth]

Helldivers is terribly unoptimised since that cave addition no

[upbeat verge]

if iedy escaped containtment from tarkov channel the world would collapse it would be too much

[sick trail]

Know this: He needs to take a fucking break

[upbeat verge]

then why doesn't he

[sick trail]

Idk

[upbeat verge]

he isn't paid to be a helper

what a dingus

[sick trail]

He just likes helping in base support

[slim magnet]

nobody else wants to consistently help

[remote jacinth]

Dude trys to prove he's not a femboy and people bully him

[sour rivet]

Pay flop

[upbeat verge]

yeah cuz people break their own game by being retards

[sick trail]

He tries to prove nothing tbf

[remote jacinth]

But legit though, flops been helpful nefore

*before

[dusk sparrow]

yubi yubi

[sick trail]

before
Not like he's been grinding base support for the past year

If not 2 years

[remote jacinth]

Well shit, dude needs a raise

[sick trail]

From one bread crumb to a bread crumb with some bug chunks

[dusk sparrow]

i respect flop, doing the shit that i wouldnt even wish upon my worst enemies... dealing with people who cant read

[upbeat verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/235164125196451840/1448710824943423568/Screenshot_20251210-205705.png?ex=693ce958&is=693b97d8&hm=f09237417f5328e1ea6d38b0c981d94f0d2748abe27dc945322563381f90853c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1635&height=1303

[dusk sparrow]

holy

[remote jacinth]

Or people taking pictures of their pc monitors

[dusk sparrow]

santa slayin

[remote jacinth]

Shit Ivan wow

[sick trail]

AI slop

[upbeat verge]

ok dry

your name is literally Сухия in Bulgarian

so shut it

[dusk sparrow]

no way... tomcat posting ai slop? smh my head, crying and shitting rn

[sick trail]

Doesn't make the post any less slop so

[dusk sparrow]

😔

[sour rivet]

give flop his own role

alpha helper

[sour rivet]

[upbeat verge]

@sour rivet @dusk sparrow @sick trail

here ya go

something non ai slop

[sour rivet]

OOOOOOOHO- MY P-C-C-C-C

[sick trail]

Do a base jump

[dusk sparrow]

quite high up

[brittle karma]

slop

[dusk sparrow]

die

[upbeat verge]

yeah I agree please 0/1

[real aspen]

flop

[remote jacinth]

The goth ai hand of doom

[dusk sparrow]

(personally i would just make him no longer unable to see the support channels anymore for his own good)

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple @oblique belfry @frank hearth @marsh cargo @left mantle @celest plank the ceiling in the game awards

[remote jacinth]

Look at that talon

[dusk sparrow]

real DC panel

[sour rivet]

@halcyon fossil you too

[upbeat verge]

I forgot people actually pay attention to the game awards

[pliant meteor]

Ah is home..

[sour rivet]

game announcments

[remote jacinth]

Since when

The extreme guy was kinda funny years ago

Oh wait there's a trailer for total Warhammer 40k

https://youtu.be/QbA4ZQI7AN8?si=puVcUPAvSLlE-qVe

With no gameplay.. but you bet your ass it's gonna be $800 worth of dlcs

[sick trail]

[dusk sparrow]

go to schleep

tyurn off phone

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/961043719556050995.gif

[umbral sluice]

Expedition 33 won everything. Good thing that I pre ordered the vinyls

[sour rivet]

of course the FRENCH person says this

[snow tree]

Did they announce HL3

[dusk sparrow]

[sour rivet]

yes

[blazing maple]

I'm justified in my conspiracy theory

I KNOW they got bodies up there

[snow tree]

Show trailer then

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1QE0oPnOfM

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XGeJwsUP9c

[sour rivet]

you do not recognize the bodies on the ceiling

[snow tree]

I expected nothing less

[dusk sparrow]

this game honestly was rather...disappointing

[sour rivet]

explode

[snow tree]

I forgor

[dusk sparrow]

poor performance, some grind a slog, lumens everwhere...

etc

things i cant place on the top of my mind

(then again, i only played when its in early access)

maybe its better now

[snow tree]

[sour rivet]

inb4 you're shittin on it when you played it on EA release

[blazing maple]

oh yeah it was jank city in EA

release its great!

[sour rivet]

sam

[blazing maple]

stilla bit grindy but whatever

[sour rivet]

i hearby remove your frenchness

[blazing maple]

WHAT

oh now

[snow tree]

Sam the weakest Abiotic glazer

[sour rivet]

she didnt even BEAT it

i did tho

i am abiotic factors #1 glazer

[snow tree]

That's why she's the weakest

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hanging-chandelier-gif-10058821

[blazing maple]

i'm sooooo weak

I need a big strong man to give me 50 thousand dollars

[sour rivet]

She will be forced to play it again in the future

Trust

[obsidian sun]

good morning

[dusk sparrow]

to be fair, i finished the EA when it was close from full release

[snow tree]

You need soooooo much milk

[obsidian sun]

time to go watch my half life 3 reveal trailer

[dusk sparrow]

neco arc hyper

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1014723382857707560.gif

[sour rivet]

Give me 15 dolla for 50k

no wait there tax...

Give me 17 folla for 50k

[turbid shuttle]

Brainfart has achieved previously thought impossible levels of retardism

[obsidian sun]

who won

[dusk sparrow]

game award?

the french game won

disgustang

[turbid shuttle]

frenchies one 9 fucking awards