╟❓general-offtopic

[timber oxide]

I agree

[halcyon fossil]

zhu yuan was peak and it's only gone downhill

[verbal lodge]

the next void hunter is here hop on

and catch up on the main story

[timber oxide]

Oh fuck

Main story

I just finished part 1

[verbal lodge]

even if zzz has one of the weaker stories in gacha gaming, it's alright

[timber oxide]

It's fun

It's a fun story

[verbal lodge]

keeps it self contained

nothing too grand

[timber oxide]

Maybe not the best, sure, but it's fun

[halcyon fossil]

yeah it's a fun game, the story is silly and cute

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/gabe-newell-agartha-gif-377740075992732533

[oblique belfry]

there i fixed

[timber oxide]

Also Billy best character

[oblique belfry]

removed space themed game

for kojima

[verbal lodge]

tga in 20 minutes

[halcyon fossil]

i just got sick of doing the exact same sequence of moves in "hard" fights

[oblique belfry]

pre-show

[celest plank]

GTA6 T3 is a possibility?

[oblique belfry]

they made a trailer 2 when it got delayed

[timber oxide]

I in general think that Hoyo games have good stories, even, ugh, Genshin 🤮

[oblique belfry]

could be the same case here

[verbal lodge]

pls kojima, you need to make out with geoff

one time

[marsh cargo]

this is a bad bingo because last year 90% of these were true

[spring pagoda]

Geoff, Gaben, Kojima threesome

[halcyon fossil]

i dislike genshin as a game but as a standalone story it has its moments

[marsh cargo]

its all hype moments and aura

[halcyon fossil]

yeah!

[oblique belfry]

wtf do i put then

you make a bingo

[timber oxide]

Jokes aside I do think that it is a good game from a gameplay perspective, with probably the weakest story in all of the Hoyo games, but that's still around average

[gaunt heron]

We could make bets

[marsh cargo]

[gaunt heron]

$10 on woke slop

[timber oxide]

But I've also played it for too long and I cannot get back to it for longer than a few days at a time

[oblique belfry]

if you lose i demand the money

[left mantle]

And if you win fuck off

[marsh cargo]

5$ counter woke slop game

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/tier-lists/weapons/a0922c64-4181-4b02-a1aa-4e7bfd1973e3?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

ok i tried again

now what do you think

[timber oxide]

I bet $0 on free space

[blazing maple]

tomb raiderrrr

[left mantle]

Recon Lasgun Mk12

[marsh cargo]

helldivers 2 fanbase being mad for no reason at all

[blazing maple]

do you guys wanna group vc

[timber oxide]

That's just the community in general

[copper vapor]

what else is new

[left mantle]

Already a based tierlist

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

[blazing maple]

hd2 players wheneve anything happens https://x.com/champagneislife/status/1581846666629390337

They Say (@champagneislife)

Whole house mad 😂

X · Oct 17, 2022, 3:16 AM

[copper vapor]

my army grows

[copper vapor]

wait is this a video?

[quiet abyss]

i put it there because people might complain if i dont lol

[copper vapor]

also secure locker giving based loot

[quiet abyss]

i prefer the slower one

[marsh cargo]

speaking of hd2 werent we supposed to get a free battlepass if you had bought the special edition ?

[quiet abyss]

its just a little more fun

the pew pew, instead of fucking BRRRRRR

[left mantle]

I prefer brrrrrr

[quiet abyss]

to each their own

[left mantle]

But both are good

[timber oxide]

@halcyon fossil I can actually give you two very precise reasons why I like HSR and will even die defending it and also why I like Zenless (but I won't die defending it)

[quiet abyss]

at least things are more positive about this list than last

[oak magnet]

man wtf

[quiet abyss]

last time was uh... bad

XD

[oak magnet]

smartcar with 70mpg on extra urban

what

how tf

[quiet abyss]

ok so NOW i stand by my new list

[halcyon fossil]

mk3 cleaver was in never used it before and now it's in b

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

you too ?

this mf was sending me reqs too

[quiet abyss]

i used it in the little while since

[left mantle]

Oh boy RMT

[oak magnet]

road tax for smartcar is literally pennies and insurance is half a grand a year

[quiet abyss]

in psykanium or whatever

that thing

[oak magnet]

yeah im probably getting me a smartcar

[blazing maple]

nah just a screenie

[halcyon fossil]

it really shines in swarms

[oak magnet]

panto from gta

[copper vapor]

probably not the same person

[quiet abyss]

so does the other cleavers tho

[halcyon fossil]

its single target is lacking but it's a killer shit clearer

[copper vapor]

scammer spamming new accounts

[zealous depot]

He's safe trust

[quiet abyss]

and besides the other cleavers offer more versatility

[halcyon fossil]

i hate the movesets on the other cleavers

[quiet abyss]

just because the one in S tier currently slaps

i love the stabby one

[copper vapor]

omg

[quiet abyss]

which is the S one

[frank hearth]

accept mans got free T3 augment blueprients

trust

[quiet abyss]

fucking awesome

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

I felt a creepy crawly going up my leg just now

it was a rather big ant

[halcyon fossil]

i prefer branx pickaxe to the other cleaver movesets

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

miner

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/geoffkeighley/status/1999248698921144613

Geoff Keighley (@geoffkeighley)

One of my The Game Awards rituals is to watch back the previous show.

This year, when I got to the Okami moment, I noticed my Dad was just over my shoulder in the audience, smiling.

As you may know, my dad passed away a few months ago. Tonight’s show is dedicated to him.

X · Dec 11, 2025, 10:43 PM

[halcyon fossil]

it can swarm clear and one shot ogryns

[gaunt heron]

NO TWIN STUBBERS PAST C?

[zealous depot]

He was trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

[gaunt heron]

https://tenor.com/view/dislike-gif-11920712669198427724

[copper vapor]

my cat doesn't need extended warranty

[quiet abyss]

THEY SUCK MCDICK

shut up

you have to build around them

and thats lame

[gaunt heron]

BUT MY ENTIRE BUILD IS AROUND THEM

[quiet abyss]

i like the kickback the most, its simple and effective

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/rebbford/status/1999264981628453022

rebb ford (@rebbford)

ready for the game awards! we will re-re-re-re-re-re introduce @PlayWarframe Warframe to the world! @moitoi

X · Dec 11, 2025, 11:48 PM

[quiet abyss]

maybe, but have you ever considered the kickback lifestyle

[halcyon fossil]

ripper guns still in d

[quiet abyss]

peam

[sour rivet]

n hgj

[quiet abyss]

and they wont move

[sour rivet]

shes always slaying

[halcyon fossil]

the mk5 ripper is actually the best one

[quiet abyss]

they have shit ammo economy, theyre useless past 15 meters, and theyre unwieldy as shit

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

they're*

[quiet abyss]

most people hate ripper guns and im with them

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry did I mention that according to YT Recap my favorite game is minecraft?

[blazing maple]

don't pit two queens against eachother smh

[sour rivet]

war

they must fight

[blazing maple]

you want me to WHAT her guns?!

[halcyon fossil]

actually skill issue, sniping with ripper guns is so easy

[copper vapor]

no curtains were harmed in the making of these setups

[quiet abyss]

rip her guns, now

dew it

[gaunt heron]

It only holds one shell...

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lich-christmas-naughty-list-gif-11517670845248962634

[quiet abyss]

and it hits like a flying brick going mach fuck

[sour rivet]

You are naughty, chat

[quiet abyss]

your point is?

[sour rivet]

there is only coal for you

and no presents under the christmas tree for your people

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[halcyon fossil]

kickback is good, but give the ripper guns more love they deserve it

actually test the mk5

[quiet abyss]

they dont

[halcyon fossil]

it's insane

[quiet abyss]

they mag dump their ammo supply, then you gotta reload

at least kickback kills whatever im looking at then i reload

and the rounds last longer

you rarely run out with kickback

[halcyon fossil]

you just gotta use it right

[quiet abyss]

ok its ogryn, i shouldnt need skill

i just want to do simple shit

kickback is the definition of simple

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/isbbonpc/status/1999143426852372539?s=20

Is Bloodborne on PC (@isbbonpc)

I'm not expecting anything.

X · Dec 11, 2025, 3:45 PM

[proven tundra]

nice

[halcyon fossil]

playing ogryn with skill is a great experience

[oblique belfry]

nice

[zealous depot]

Nice

[quiet abyss]

disagreed, playing veteran with skill is a greater experience

[quiet abyss]

tomorrow

[halcyon fossil]

veteran is so boring

[quiet abyss]

to you maybe

but i enjoy the PLONK

so you do you

also the best ranged gameplay hands down

obviously

since its the damn job of veteran

[halcyon fossil]

i'm more of a bruiser gamer yeah

[quiet abyss]

if i want bruiser, im playing Z e a l o t

since thats their job when i play

[gaunt heron]

Heavy-weapons guy

I guess I'll use a REGULAR STUBBER

[quiet abyss]

also the stubbers are either slow as shit

[halcyon fossil]

the only normal ranged weapons i like are the snub revolver and agrapinaa shotgun

[quiet abyss]

or theyre just too fast and weak

[quiet abyss]

ok counterpoint bolter

best chug chug sound ever

love it

[halcyon fossil]

maybe, haven't tried it

[quiet abyss]

the plasma gun feels like shit

but its good

but feels like shit

so it sucks

its only high in my list to please the nerds

[gaunt heron]

Say

[quiet abyss]

who will say "Its S tier"

[gaunt heron]

How come Ogryn can't use bolter?

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[quiet abyss]

too small

the ripper gun is a bolter for ogryns, but they misunderstood and made it shotgun

[celest plank]

how much more til tga

[quiet abyss]

instead of a slug shotgun/bolter

[gaunt heron]

It could be like a pistol

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

no... their hands are bigger than the handle lmao

they cant hold one

unless it was sized up loads

even a space marine bolter is too small

[gaunt heron]

.100 bolter

[quiet abyss]

because they dont have hands that could pick up a dudes head in one hand

[quiet abyss]

space marines have a .998

[quiet abyss]

also it would be 1.00

.100 is a 10th of an inch

[oblique belfry]

i went to reach my cup and swung it towards myself thinking its empty

i am now drenched

[quiet abyss]

very small

[oblique belfry]

so is my keyboard

[gaunt heron]

...Been playing too much Ogryn

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/itsqail/status/1999141734274433366

Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail)

Americans are funny man “it’s 72 degrees outside” bro I don’t speak oven

X · Dec 11, 2025, 3:38 PM

[quiet abyss]

well it wouldnt be small

it would be in bolter terms

wait no one sec

yeah

2.5 mm

[quiet abyss]

very small indeed

[sour rivet]

its about 5 cheeseburgers worth

[quiet abyss]

i was confused for a sec there

anyways, 0.1 inches is 2.5mm

1.0 inches is 25mm

or rather 25.4mm

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-BDeU3R5ic

game awards in 30 mins

[celest plank]

I feel melancholic af

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gossling-blade-runner-blade-runner-2049-purple-based-gif-10338804311867949447

[blazing maple]

group reaction vc is the only course of action

[oblique belfry]

nay

we shall spam the fuck out of this chat

[celest plank]

time to abuse strangers on https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1113805026532544562

[zealous depot]

It commences

[celest plank]

they are russians nvm

[zealous depot]

Pussi

[celest plank]

FUCK I EMBARASSED MYSELF

[quiet abyss]

folded instantly

[celest plank]

I SNEEZED AT 200DB AND IT WENT SILENT

😭

[quiet abyss]

go back in there you little bitch

[sour rivet]

you KILLED THEM

[quiet abyss]

peam

[celest plank]

3 people talking and then nuthin

fucking hell

somebody mic up

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

the plague

[celest plank]

p!play smooth operator

[muted gyro]

Now Playing

Smooth Operator (2011 Remastered) - Sade
[0:00 / 04:19]

Requested by: @celest plank

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/arc-raiders-gif-16915577757164713657

[gaunt heron]

What?

[quiet abyss]

tomorrow ^^

[blazing maple]

i don't get to hear your beautiful VOICE?

fuck

[zealous depot]

No

[blazing maple]

FUUUUCK

I gotta JOLLY myself

[gaunt heron]

So I'm supposed to convert my twin-linked build to WHAT?

[quiet abyss]

fym nuh uh

[celest plank]

doge has a soothing voice tbh

[sour rivet]

he screams at me when we play fortnite

he abuses m

[blazing maple]

he really does

[quiet abyss]

fine, saturday

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

i watched him play hades 2

[quiet abyss]

[celest plank]

chill af

[blazing maple]

a beautiful soul resonates within his vocal chords

[sour rivet]

misinformation

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-look-stare-awkward-guilty-gif-5289290

[zealous depot]

Good

[oblique belfry]

3 people like my voice

i find that....interesting

to say the least

[zealous depot]

I've never heard doge

[sour rivet]

we're GAE for you

[zealous depot]

[celest plank]

the only voice i hate is a squeaker

but we have none here

except xal

[sour rivet]

i unno if anyone likes my voice

[quiet abyss]

ive never heard doge either

[sour rivet]

i dun like it

[quiet abyss]

i got an idea

[celest plank]

i heard you once

[oblique belfry]

i like it

[gaunt heron]

I target squeakers

[celest plank]

its nice

[quiet abyss]

taco, we get doge on arc, and we go together

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

tomorrow or saturday

[sour rivet]

he LOVES me

troll complete

[celest plank]

bromance

[blazing maple]

yeah what birb said

[celest plank]

i feel uncomfortable sitting in a french vc all alone with a music bot

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

who is we

[celest plank]

me and you

[oblique belfry]

anyways

[quiet abyss]

is the we in the room with us

[oblique belfry]

i got a voiced clip

thanks to birb

[sour rivet]

me

[celest plank]

I sent a video of myself screaming kurwa into a broken mic

[oblique belfry]

@zealous depot here's my voice

[celest plank]

volume warning

[quiet abyss]

why does he sound familiar?

[oblique belfry]

-# (also birbs voice too haha get doxed )

[quiet abyss]

he sent a darktide clip once

which he talked in

[celest plank]

ive heard doges voice

[quiet abyss]

i heard it there

[celest plank]

not long and i will see his cock

[zealous depot]

Bruh, that "ayo what the fuck" i was deadass about to be like "doge is black?"

[sour rivet]

i shared clips a lot with me and sam

[celest plank]

he is turk

so kinda

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/hylran01/status/1998998306681487530

はいるらん (@hylran01)

田舎ミク＆テト

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 11, 2025, 6:08 AM

[celest plank]

he is poc

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

ALO ?

[celest plank]

doge can i have the pass

[quiet abyss]

i havent heard doge until now, and only taco knows what I sound like

he has an exclusive honor

[celest plank]

wait

im polish

im a person of color

[quiet abyss]

no

sound

[oblique belfry]

i was hesitant at first about my voice

[quiet abyss]

no

[oblique belfry]

but said fuck it after playing fortnite with pyr / birb / sam

[celest plank]

or waht

or what

[quiet abyss]

i sound 15 at best

[celest plank]

you will be triggered?

[quiet abyss]

uh oh

thats a low number

discords gonna kill me now

[halcyon fossil]

[sour rivet]

i called you out on hearing you once and that was it

[quiet abyss]

[celest plank]

:)

[oblique belfry]

game awards in 20 minutes

[quiet abyss]

oh noes

[celest plank]

p!play ny state of mind

[muted gyro]

Queued

N.Y. State of Mind - Nas

In position #1

Now Playing

N.Y. State of Mind - Nas
[0:00 / 04:52]

Requested by: @celest plank

[oblique belfry]

you know what

fuck it

im gonna go make popcorn

brb

[halcyon fossil]

here for the music

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-concert-sleep-coffee-gif-15097098511491092950

[quiet abyss]

i thought doge was about to say a slur or something with the build up

[oblique belfry]

nah

[celest plank]

the cult increases

[oblique belfry]

humana

[wild vortex]

[oblique belfry]

anyways brb

popcorn tiem

[celest plank]

@sour rivet

hop in

we have sammy in here

[copper vapor]

PRZYPINKA

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry get in

[copper vapor]

he's afk

popping his corn

[muted gyro]

Now Playing

Twinz (Deep Cover 98) (feat. Fat Joe) - Big Pun
[0:00 / 03:49]

Requested by: @celest plank

[copper vapor]

p!translate en przypinka

[muted gyro]

Original

przypinka

English

pin

[copper vapor]

why such a huge word

[timber oxide]

Żebyś się pytał

[quiet abyss]

HOLY SHIT

ITS ME BUT ROBO DOG

also someone named their dog jerma

we have peaked as a species

[frank hearth]

chat i offer more copium for the game awards

surely we finaly get bloodborne pc

[sour rivet]

french vc

[muted gyro]

Now Playing

The Days (NOTION Remix) - CHRYSTAL
[0:00 / 03:53]

Requested by: @celest plank

[frank hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[timber oxide]

I will never enter the fr*nch chat!

[wide chasm]

Never getting drunk again

i just had the worst sleep of my life bruh

[left mantle]

[gaunt heron]

12 minutes until copium

You will NOT get your Half-Life 3

[wide chasm]

the game awards haven't started yet?

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry make that popcorn and hop in

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1113804896693665852

[blazing maple]

we FRENCH today'

[wide chasm]

doge voice reveal

[copper vapor]

game's giving me a lot of guns lately

[hexed stag]

What yall doin?

[celest plank]

an eiffel tower

[blazing maple]

we're discussing french architecture

[sour rivet]

SHES BEING HORNY

SHE LIES

[left mantle]

Sure.

That's all.

[hexed stag]

Is that like a euphemism?

[celest plank]

its a sex position

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/sabrina-carpenter-sabrina-carpenter-juno-juno-pose-paris-eiffel-tower-pose-gif-12740752703685196082

[celest plank]

p!play nanana x cola

[muted gyro]

Queued

Nanana X Cola - BbyGirl

In position #1

Now Playing

Nanana X Cola - BbyGirl
[0:00 / 03:55]

Requested by: @celest plank

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/kitsuragi1114/status/1999130274526072908

NamAt (@kitsuragi1114)

草草草草草草草草

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 11, 2025, 2:52 PM

[frank hearth]

[blazing maple]

I'm being persecuted for being jolly

[sour rivet]

and she even changed her NAME to french

shoundt even have joined

she hates me

shes FRENCH

[oblique belfry]

took a piss
made popcorn
poured lemonade
filled my water jug

MY BODY IS READY

[blazing maple]

we're waiting for you doge

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry another one invited me

[blazing maple]

in the french chamberrrr

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

Least obvious RMT account

[marsh cargo]

i wish i had popcorn

[copper vapor]

almost there boyos

[oblique belfry]

i fucking poured salt in 1 full spoon

[marsh cargo]

but i guess ill continue farming yareli

[oblique belfry]

this shit still unsalty

what the fuck

[celest plank]

p!play seven nation army

[muted gyro]

Queued

Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes

In position #1

[left mantle]

skill issue

[celest plank]

p!play home resonance

[muted gyro]

Queued

Resonance - Home

In position #2

[oblique belfry]

brb

there we go

poured a handful salt and mixed

now its better

[muted gyro]

Now Playing

Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
[0:00 / 03:51]

Requested by: @celest plank

[oblique belfry]

GAME AWARDS IN 3 MINUTES

[frank hearth]

also surely we get a new divinity game

[sour rivet]

get the fUCK IN HERE DOGE

[oblique belfry]

oh everyone's vcing this time ?

buh

[sour rivet]

dumbass

actual dumbass

we TOLD YOU

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

we're wainting for you

IN THE FRENCH CHAMBER

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-care-gif-18146171

[timber oxide]

Yeah I'm just gonna watch some shit instead

[thick plover]

Ill watch the 2 minute youtube short that summarizes the entire awards if theres anything interesting

[blazing maple]

have fun pyrs

[timber oxide]

You guys have fun too

[oblique belfry]

why cant i get rid of the chat

[timber oxide]

[thick plover]

The turk watches slop to distract himself from the fact he lives in turkiye

[verbal lodge]

not the tga chat

keep that shite off

[timber oxide]

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

it begins

[muted gyro]

Now Playing

Resonance - Home
[0:00 / 03:32]

Requested by: @celest plank

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet I GOT ANOTHER 75% DISCOUNT

[thick plover]

From here on out if anyone interacts with doge while the game awards are on, you are lame

[plucky jolt]

wtf is your problem bog

[verbal lodge]

rage bait begins

[thick plover]

We do the challenge of not interacting with doge for 3 hours or however long the bum awards last

It will be funny

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-gif-14367651

[verbal lodge]

WHERE IS MY BOY

WHERE IS GEOFF

[oblique belfry]

mauled

[arctic flicker]

sheep dog

[plucky jolt]

cute

[plucky jolt]

ok doge you dont have to post screenshots

[oblique belfry]

i will stfu

[arctic flicker]

he's jorkin it with screenshots

[verbal lodge]

sonic for sure

PAID OFF

[sour rivet]

can you guys tell him to stop crunching

[blazing maple]

@oblique belfry @sour rivet

[arctic flicker]

see, still jorkin those screenshots

[hexed stag]

uh woman

[verbal lodge]

obligatory nintendo award

nothing out of the unusual here

[oblique belfry]

krast join vc

[thick plover]

Best family game

And its a game for 1 player

Wait a second now

[plucky jolt]

why are you in the french vc doge

[verbal lodge]

i know if i join that vc there will be a thousand voices turning on my schizophrenia

im good

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-maribel-hearn-hifuu-hifuu-club-gif-9026893078862640386

[thick plover]

A moderator could do a big funny

[oblique belfry]

join us

[hexed stag]

Can I step inside the vc?

[oblique belfry]

sure

[sour rivet]

you can join vc if you can kill doge

[arctic flicker]

hide all the kebabs

[verbal lodge]

Indie soulsroguelike

as if we do not have a hundred of those already

[plucky jolt]

I wonder what the youtube chat has to say about this

[oblique belfry]

@copper vapor

aint no way

[arctic flicker]

copium about HL3

[verbal lodge]

deserved award

[noble ice]

Hl3 confirmed

[plucky jolt]

omg its the guy

[turbid shuttle]

These game awards are so ass
TDA got accessibility

[muted gyro]

Disconnected due to inactivity. If you enjoy the services Pancake provides, consider pledging on Patreon for exclusive perks!

[turbid shuttle]

An RT required game

[oblique belfry]

duckov

[thick plover]

Its about the features like colorblind mode and other shit

[turbid shuttle]

DUCKOV DLC!

[plucky jolt]

someone scrolling on they phone in the audience

[arctic flicker]

boredom till they get to the good parts

[turbid shuttle]

ZYWOO
PLEASE

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle @snow tree

[turbid shuttle]

NOO

NOOO

NO

[zealous depot]

[turbid shuttle]

VITALITY!

PLEASE

[agile bluff]

my goat menard made the board

[plucky jolt]

splendid

[zealous depot]

Bitches

[turbid shuttle]

YES

[zealous depot]

What's going on

[turbid shuttle]

[plucky jolt]

the game award

[zealous depot]

Oh yeahhhh

[agile bluff]

atomfall missing the accessability option to skip the cutscenes and not damage my brain

[verbal lodge]

i don't know who any of these people are

[turbid shuttle]

Vitality team of the year is the only good option so far

[zealous depot]

[plucky jolt]

horse game !!!

[zealous depot]

Honse

[verbal lodge]

she's not even saying it right

[oblique belfry]

horse sweep

[turbid shuttle]

Wtf is that

[plucky jolt]

oomamemonsey

[turbid shuttle]

What the hell is even that

[zealous depot]

Horse cinema

[left mantle]

The horse game

[turbid shuttle]

?

[agile bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/jovialmerryment-horse-race-horse-race-tests-horseracetests-horse-race-tests-jovial-merryment-gif-1387883392691020800

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-dropkick-gif-1310520311152972568

[zealous depot]

Honse gacha game

[agile bluff]

ooma moo soom eh

[plucky jolt]

oomommymoosie

[verbal lodge]

WE WON HONSE ENJOYERS

https://tenor.com/view/arcuxbellz-oguri-cap-cinderella-gray-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-250261557925862904

jesus, a million viewers

[turbid shuttle]

wtf are these animations

[zealous depot]

I'm gonna listen to the game awards actually

While working

[zealous depot]

YOOOOOOOOO

Peak

I played the demo

[agile bluff]

i remember this releasing in a really shitty state

[verbal lodge]

never played Solasta 1

[agile bluff]

tankrat i mean

[agile bluff]

the early access or whatever

[plucky jolt]

rat......

hmmmm I wonder which one it'll be

[verbal lodge]

if E33 doesn't win there is something wrong with the script

[plucky jolt]

DAMNNNN

[verbal lodge]

[turbid shuttle]

HADES II

[oblique belfry]

alm down there is 12 mominees

who would've guessed

[turbid shuttle]

WHAT

FUCKING

https://tenor.com/view/kill-neil-patrick-harris-barney-kill-yourself-finger-gun-gif-16929199

[oblique belfry]

1/12

[agile bluff]

at least it wasnt hades 2

[zealous depot]

Truly the underdog

[sour rivet]

is borka complaining again

[agile bluff]

fraudulant series im afraid

[verbal lodge]

how much did they pay

[oblique belfry]

game deserves it

[turbid shuttle]

Game awards are so fucking ass
E33 for indipendant
TDA for accesibility
horse girl game for mobile
and CHOVY for esports

[agile bluff]

who even is chovy

[verbal lodge]

E33 deserves it for sure

but it's just a shame that silksong is in the same nominee roster

[left mantle]

Bro's delulu on esports

[verbal lodge]

Silksong is the true goty in my heart

[turbid shuttle]

idk but its not Zywoo

[verbal lodge]

like it's crazy, silksong is a team of 3 and they made it this far

[agile bluff]

ninytendo hire this man ass game

[verbal lodge]

i hope they win something

[oblique belfry]

badgerborne

[plucky jolt]

why the badger walking like they got a dumpy tho

[oblique belfry]

bloodborne 2

cant believe its real

[verbal lodge]

it's a shame game awards don't give a fuck about indie games

E33 sweep it is then

[turbid shuttle]

Nintendo ass game

[agile bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-hire-this-man-unreal-engine-zelda-unreal-zelda-ocarina-of-time-gif-15945130601921317154

thjis is what that game looks like

[plucky jolt]

doge why is there "woke stuff"

[oblique belfry]

y know why

[plucky jolt]

no I dont thats why im asking

[agile bluff]

cant have a woman on the screen for more than 5 sec

[hoary sable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/281003732471382017/1092653346374045726/IMG_2390.gif

[agile bluff]

machinegun kelly ass game

[noble ice]

If only

[turbid shuttle]

Im killing myself

wtf am I watching

[wide chasm]

has kcd2 won fucking anything

[plucky jolt]

yeesh borka you're such a drama queen lmao

[oblique belfry]

dmc

[left mantle]

But worse

[turbid shuttle]

If its not goty I am drinking an entire bottle of everclear

[wide chasm]

fucking hell

[agile bluff]

dmc reboot xdefiant

[wide chasm]

If the fucking horse girl game gets goty im burning down my neighborhood

[left mantle]

You all know it ain't.

[plucky jolt]

theres a DMC adaptation?

[turbid shuttle]

MINECRAFT MOVIE

PLEAES

MINECRAFT

[agile bluff]

yeah it was bad

[wide chasm]

theres a second one ?

[turbid shuttle]

LAST OF US>?

Aytolkujihakg;janwgh;'oasejnp

[wide chasm]

actual bullshit

[oblique belfry]

actual bullshit

[agile bluff]

what did you want to win even

[left mantle]

No secret level, no twisted metal. Yeah dogshit

[wide chasm]

minecraft movie should have won

[oblique belfry]

everyone shitted on s2

[plucky jolt]

borka is about to turn to ash rn

[oblique belfry]

why did it win

[verbal lodge]

this is the most bought award i've seen yet

holy

[wide chasm]

i'd say agenda but idk

where yall watching i wanna join fr

[turbid shuttle]

Minecraft cause it was stupid as shit

[agile bluff]

huh

[wide chasm]

Not saying it was cuz of that, im just speaking out of my ass

[agile bluff]

but wdym

wdym "agenda"

[wide chasm]

i will not speak further

[turbid shuttle]

Politics

[plucky jolt]

[arctic flicker]

next tomb raider

[blazing maple]

festive

[turbid shuttle]

@oblique belfryLong ass speech

[wide chasm]

whos got that rizz voice i wanna eat his mouth

[oblique belfry]

hmmmm try

true

[plucky jolt]

that was not long

it was like 40 seconds

[turbid shuttle]

40 seconds too long

[oblique belfry]

also true

[sour rivet]

Evil

[wide chasm]

i wish i had a mic

[oblique belfry]

im gonna count 1 min or more

[turbid shuttle]

wtf

is this

[oblique belfry]

french orchestra

[verbal lodge]

french people singing

muted

[plucky jolt]

ok so like music right borka?

you know what that is

[wide chasm]

how do i get a festive hat bruh

[marsh cargo]

i was farming yareli did something good came up ?

[turbid shuttle]

Yes fuck off

Cunt

[wide chasm]

im shit at photoshop

[left mantle]

Not yet

Main show just started

[wide chasm]

WRONG CHATTTT

now seriously

this is offtopic

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat Go here for sbalker chat

[plucky jolt]

sensitive

[marsh cargo]

e33

[oblique belfry]

i wonder if they will include hades 2 ost too

plz do

[wide chasm]

im waiting for the KCD2 hole in the wall trumpet song

[noble ice]

Nothingburger awards

[plain abyss]

Can't believe umamusume won the award, but hooray

[turbid shuttle]

E33 won music I guess

[wide chasm]

cring

[agile bluff]

wheres my kcd2 yaoi slideshow game awards

[turbid shuttle]

idk who I even wanted to win music

but it wasnt E33

Fuck E33 imma be a hater

[marsh cargo]

kcd2 will win nothing just you watch

[slim magnet]

this show fucking sucks dude

[turbid shuttle]

If KCD2 wins nothing Im a transgender dog

[wide chasm]

i swear if it doesn't im doin illegal actions

[turbid shuttle]

THE FRENCH CAN NOT WIN

[oblique belfry]

french

[plain abyss]

God damn yall are sitting in the voice

[wide chasm]

yuck

doge can i kiss your forehead

[agile bluff]

makes 2 of us i guess

[turbid shuttle]

Bro if Yotei doesnt win anything

and KCD2 isnt goty

I will unironically drink an entire bottle of everclear

[wide chasm]

yotei seemed alright

[plain abyss]

It won't be, for sure

[agile bluff]

was yotei good i didnt get a chance to play it

[turbid shuttle]

It was fucking PEAK

[wide chasm]

but the devs behind KCD had such a fucking glow up with the sequel

[plucky jolt]

YEAHHHHH GEOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wide chasm]

literally night and day games

[plucky jolt]

KOJIMA!!!

[agile bluff]

is it on pc or have they not done that yet

[turbid shuttle]

PS exclusive

[plain abyss]

Anyways, time to sleep and skip another awards

[agile bluff]

i dont have a ps5

[wide chasm]

join the chat

[plain abyss]

Hopefully this one won't have that much drama

[wide chasm]

speak to us

[turbid shuttle]

@oblique belfry 15 minute speech inbound

[plain abyss]

It's 3 am already 😭

[timid hollow]

AC

[turbid shuttle]

HE SAID CHINA LIKE TRUMP

[verbal lodge]

E33 SWEEP

[turbid shuttle]

I cant be the only one

right

[wide chasm]

Chaina

[plain abyss]

That stream would be way too long for me, plus I went to sleep at 6 am yesterday, so hell nah

[agile bluff]

long ass speech

[turbid shuttle]

E33 was NOT that good

[wide chasm]

who's doing asmr mouth sounds in the french lobby bruh

[oblique belfry]

it was

[turbid shuttle]

It does not deserve everything its getting

[oblique belfry]

even as a non player

i can say its good

[plucky jolt]

rip geoff's dad

[wide chasm]

who?

[turbid shuttle]

I couldnt play it past a couple hours

It was bland

[wide chasm]

isn't E33 a final fantasy turn game or smth?

[marsh cargo]

that wasnt long you ass

[oblique belfry]

he is still going

as we are talking

[elder anvil]

he's still going

[wide chasm]

holy yapping get to the point dipshit

[slim magnet]

i told doge that bingo sheet was bad

there's like 15 free spaces

[marsh cargo]

we all told him it was bad but just like his game he hosts he still does them

[plucky jolt]

we love doge for that

[verbal lodge]

that's a celebrity

[hoary sable]

Todd

[verbal lodge]

that guy has a golden globe btw

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crunch-cranch-meow-cute-gif-17368992236901678436

@oblique belfry rn

[turbid shuttle]

I can play chess on that forehead god damn

[green granite]

Russian Elves

[marsh cargo]

who even are these 2

[turbid shuttle]

idk

[agile bluff]

dispatch

[wide chasm]

why the fuck is the actress for that emilia perez movie in front seats

that movie was SHIT

[elder anvil]

ass dead?

[marsh cargo]

aah yes the game i havent played

[wide chasm]

The what?

[agile bluff]

we're very proud of you for not playing that game good job

[elder anvil]

I mean deadass

[oblique belfry]

@flat violet wake the fuck up

[wide chasm]

Yes

[oblique belfry]

the game awards

[wide chasm]

i saaw her from the corner of my eye

WARTHUNDER

[elder anvil]

eugh

[marsh cargo]

prob bf6 wins it

[plucky jolt]

cool

[turbid shuttle]

BF6

[elder anvil]

there was another ninja gaiden?

[turbid shuttle]

PLEASE

[wide chasm]

wouldn't make me mad tbh

[quiet abyss]

you were so right about the chainsword all that time ago

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

this thing is hot ass

[oblique belfry]

HADES 2 DUB

[plucky jolt]

yall are delayed btw

[quiet abyss]

me when im right

[wide chasm]

what the fuck is hades 2

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

i fucking told you

[oblique belfry]

dont spoil

[wide chasm]

never heard of it deadass

[turbid shuttle]

Hades II

fuk

[quiet abyss]

i still have to max it out

so fuck me ig

[turbid shuttle]

killing myself

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

me too pal

[oblique belfry]

FYM KYS

HADES 2 GOOD

[agile bluff]

talking abt space marine?

[marsh cargo]

just slow thug it through heresy it will be fine

[quiet abyss]

no

darktide

[wide chasm]

i'd rather play dead cells

[quiet abyss]

that chainsword is SO SHIT

[turbid shuttle]

NOT BETTER THEN BF6 CAUSE IM BAD AT IT

[agile bluff]

which chainsword

[quiet abyss]

holy fuck

[quiet abyss]

the small veteran one

[agile bluff]

the zealot 2 handed sword is goated

[oblique belfry]

CATASTROPHIC AMOUNTS OF SKILL ISSUE

[quiet abyss]

it suffers from year one syndrome

[agile bluff]

and the axe is nice ig

[green granite]

Fallout New Vegas

[plucky jolt]

gulp

[sour rivet]

do not fall for the rotted brain of the old man

[quiet abyss]

except when rager horde

[turbid shuttle]

4th best game of all time

[plucky jolt]

what is geoff getting at

[quiet abyss]

since it forces you to stand still

to shred

[plucky jolt]

[agile bluff]

you got a gun slot for a reason

[wide chasm]

SPECULATION

[slim magnet]

why did bro pass the trophy like that dawg did you see how the bald guy let go of the thing

[quiet abyss]

but its great elsewhere

[wide chasm]

HALF LIFE

[slim magnet]

bro was disgusted

[quiet abyss]

stub revolver go brr

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-9540757305797220707

HALF LIFEEEE

[quiet abyss]

fan the hammer on those homeless people

[turbid shuttle]

HALF LIFE

[elder anvil]

"anything can happen"

[marsh cargo]

i knew you havent used it yet
but the chainaxe is the same but more special oriented

great on specials
ass on hordes

[plucky jolt]

its not

[wide chasm]

UNGA UNGA

[turbid shuttle]

HALF LIFE THREE

[wide chasm]

UNGA

[oblique belfry]

UNGA

[wide chasm]

BUNGA UNGA BUNGA

[elder anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-hl3-half-life-3-hopium-hope-gif-7246120153840726923

[oblique belfry]

Interstellar ?

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[quiet abyss]

well i used it a bit, but that was ages ago, and i was bad at the game so i thought it was just skill issue

but now that ive gotten better

and ive used it

its just a hinderance

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life-3-hopium-hope-valve-gif-6767220579130906486

[marsh cargo]

ew starwars

[quiet abyss]

but on the bright side, the fucking uh autopistol isnt too bad

the shredder

[elder anvil]

inb4 cancelled

[wide chasm]

Mid nite

[quiet abyss]

it kills things at least

[wide chasm]

Mid wars

[turbid shuttle]

STARWARS?!

REALLY?!

[plucky jolt]

yup

[oblique belfry]

star wars

[plucky jolt]

oh shoot

old republic stuff

[quiet abyss]

i like star wars... old star wars

[turbid shuttle]

Why are the Game awards so fucking ass each year

[quiet abyss]

ever since like 2014 its been ass

so idc anymore

[agile bluff]

you dont have to watch them

[oblique belfry]

OOO

[quiet abyss]

i just ignore all the sequels

[sour rivet]

LETYS

FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOO

[plucky jolt]

large

massive

[marsh cargo]

wait old republic?

[oblique belfry]

STAR WARS FATE : THE OLD REPUBLIC

[left mantle]

AN OLD REPUBLIC GAME

[verbal lodge]

new old republic game?

[elder anvil]

[timid hollow]

[verbal lodge]

i think a couple people here are happy about that one

[left mantle]

WE FUCKIN WINNING

[wide chasm]

were those games any good?

[sour rivet]

OLD REPUBLIC!!

[plucky jolt]

GABE NEWELL

[agile bluff]

oh my god my goat miss piggy

[wide chasm]

father newell

[marsh cargo]

the muppets

[oblique belfry]

MS PIG

[verbal lodge]

a muppet?

is that on the sheet

[plucky jolt]

WAOHHHH

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-this-is-gabe-gabe-newell-meme-gif-789120837446089555

[quiet abyss]

[elder anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319064591099105311/1328762104135811285/image0.gif

[marsh cargo]

[elder anvil]

they be FUCKING

[plucky jolt]

lmao

[quiet abyss]

its stupid as shit

[wide chasm]

the fuck is this pig doing in my screen

[plucky jolt]

certified freak Ms piggy

[wide chasm]

show me games dumbass

[quiet abyss]

also i dont like the force sword you like, its funky and im not a fan

i prefer duelling sword on psyker

[left mantle]

Lore accurate

[marsh cargo]

everyone fucks the pig
specially jim carrey

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Shanyshdw/status/1999269766390067422

Shany (@Shanyshdw)

https://t.co/P6VKrsHex6

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[agile bluff]

be nice to her

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1315745221413175389/ezgif-7-dfcadfbc5c.gif

[wide chasm]

i'd roast her on a spit

[verbal lodge]

why is miss piggy rizzing up geoff bro

[arctic flicker]

Less talking, more game showing gawdamn

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/gabe-newell-heart-love-steam-gaben-gif-13796997168809376340

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[turbid shuttle]

New RE game?

[agile bluff]

MAXIMILLIAN DOOD???

[turbid shuttle]

RE # 124522

no9pe

im retarded

[elder anvil]

Megaman helmet in the back
just as forgotten

[marsh cargo]

you needed to have a cringe roleplay section

[wide chasm]

RIP megaman

goated SNES games

[verbal lodge]

marilyn manson?

[plucky jolt]

neebs...........

[oblique belfry]

NO WAY

NEEBS

[left mantle]

Battlefield friends spotted

[turbid shuttle]

BF FRIENDS!

[plucky jolt]

ooooo

soulframe

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/hank-and-jed-battlefield-friends-bff-bffs-noob-gif-15639863