╟❓general-offtopic

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/out-of-touch-thursday-lucky-star-out-of-touch-thursday-gif-7357556847977720137

[sick trail]

That's OUR job

[pallid sapphire]

Time to dig up Josta ma dudessssssss

[sick trail]

I said dig up posts not invade Poland

[chrome ginkgo]

What's the difference?

[pallid sapphire]

MOMMA

[sick trail]

Uhhh kreeo lives

[pallid sapphire]

I JUST BUILD A TANK

[sick trail]

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/peru-peruano-peruanos-cerru-cerrú-gif-15462810484658803700

[chrome ginkgo]

[pallid sapphire]

STARTING ENGINE GOING MAD

DRIVING THROUGH POLAND NOW THEIR SAD

MOMMMMAAAA

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[slim magnet]

thank you

[real aspen]

it's not like im only one who it happens to.
just recently we had to clean a bunch of walnuts for churchkehals and 5 people all got at least a few pricks

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-poland-poland-germany-gif-14328272994735177728

[little depot]

hey thats my gif

[left mantle]

Because i don't have a skill issue when cracking walnuts

[snow tree]

[opal star]

If i gave you this knife, would you sever your arm?

[sick trail]

You are hiding SoundTrackJ under your floorboards, are you not?

[snow tree]

[slim magnet]

i mean like it might be just me but the moment i realize my hands aren't enough i grab some tool

[real aspen]

unlikely
i've been swinging a machete next to my arm for like 4 years now without any injury

[snow tree]

The Soundtracks was the infractions we made along the way

[little depot]

do you eat your wallnuts with or without the skin

[opal star]

That is far beyond the sharpness of machetes.

[snow tree]

Without if they are fresh, if they were wintered you can eat skin as it loses it's bitterness

[real aspen]

i think i've mentioned that before, i do some amateur arborist stuff for neighborhood and use a machete for that, not uncommon to swing it like 10cm away from my hand

[opal star]

Shaving razors aren't even in the same league.

[sick trail]

Ain't a scalpel like 50

[little depot]

i meant the shell

[slim magnet]

like idk when the cookie pack is sealed especially tight and you just push your luck

[sick trail]

23 is stupid sharp

[opal star]

A bit higher.

[slim magnet]

and the pack EXPLODES

[snow tree]

Oh, no, no

[opal star]

I got 6 before. Sharper than obsidian.

[slim magnet]

when you could've just said okay dude have it your way i'm getting scissors

[sick trail]

[little depot]

chat

interview in 20 minutes

its so azuover

[sick trail]

How the fuck do you get sharper than "atoms wide blade"

[snow tree]

With sharpness that high won't it go blunt way faster

[pallid sapphire]

What job

[real aspen]

eh, the sharper the safer, just means it'll do what i want it to do

[glad parrot]

GOOOOOD LUCK!!!

[opal star]

😉

[sick trail]

Man

[little depot]

e&m at oxford

[pallid sapphire]

damn

thats a big one

[real aspen]

set it on fire

[little depot]

true!

[pallid sapphire]

Good luck,you dont need it 😄

the luck i mean

[little depot]

yippie

[slim magnet]

i just realized it's 0540 here

[little depot]

i hate the uk

[slim magnet]

one day without sleepers

crazy

[slim magnet]

but hey i feel naturally sleepy!!!!!!!!

[little depot]

momo sleep arc?

finally?

[snow tree]

[slim magnet]

at nearly fucking 6 am tho

[snow tree]

Hey, better late than never

[real aspen]

question is how long does that sharpness last

[opal star]

With that steel? Hundreds of rope cuts.

[slim magnet]

until bro enables dlss

gamer joke!!!!

[real aspen]

cock

yeah i'd like a knife like that, in sheepsfoot shape, with sharpened upper edge

[dusk sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cheese-ahha-gif-21134416

[slim magnet]

what if you start cutting the rope like leon when he gets his leg ensared by the harpoon rope in the boat section

[opal star]

People say it's physically impossible to get below 20 with a knife. There are just levels.

[little depot]

what if u cut the knife with a rope

[dusk sparrow]

kiwami might be up for that

rope knife

[opal star]

You can do that, with the right machine.

[snow tree]

What if you cut the sharp knife with sharp knife

[chrome ginkgo]

Successfully mined out around 280 anthracite

[real aspen]

something like this

[little depot]

shorp

[chrome ginkgo]

hellll yeah

[snow tree]

Has he posted anything? Last time I saw his video was like what, 4 years ago?

[chrome ginkgo]

284

[slim magnet]

nah you would just get a slowmo of the blades clashing with sparkles flying all over the place

[dusk sparrow]

yeah, last video is le meat knife

[snow tree]

Still hoping he will return one day

[slim magnet]

i both hate and love color coding

it's so accesible and inaccesible at the same time

[opal star]

You need a better capture program.

[dusk sparrow]

interstellar

[real aspen]

dont have an ass to spend more than 6 seconds on it

could boot up a cad software and model the whole thing

[opal star]

I have a lifetime license for FastStone capture if you want it.

[real aspen]

huh

wait i thought you meant art program

i mean, what's the difference

snip and sketch works fine

[opal star]

They're both terrible.

https://www.faststone.org/FSCaptureDetail.htm

[verbal gate]

Partner bought me one of those blind box thingies, got something pretty cute

[real aspen]

oh it's called snipping tool now

[slim magnet]

what the fuck is this

[opal star]

Name: Free Software.
Key: BXRQE-RMMXB-QRFSZ-CVVOX.
Try it out.

[real aspen]

seems cool, but i doubt id be using even 4% of features it has

[opal star]

I've been using it for more than a decade, still loving it.

[real aspen]

i'll check it out

snipping too does annoy me sometimes

[opal star]

I was experimenting with K-Snip but it just doesn't impress me.

[slim magnet]

okay fuck you youtube

[real aspen]

oh lord the 1990 ui

from simpler times

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/perfection-perfect-michael-fassbender-magneto-x-men-first-class-gif-2260686001358167676

[real aspen]

yeah

[slim magnet]

i once saw a video talking about how open source (or just free) software often has the ugliest most unusable fucking uis ever

[real aspen]

that's often true

[slim magnet]

it's like mandatory

[little depot]

its part of the magic

[slim magnet]

the only exception i've seen to this is blender

[snow tree]

Making UIs takes time

It's better to make it fast and "usable" and focus on core functions

[real aspen]

blender hired ui designers, that's one of main reasons it gained popularity i think, usable UI

[opal star]

My beloved UI from QuickLoad, this was from my .257-7mm RUM run.

[real aspen]

holy chamber pressure

[opal star]

Also worth the price.

[opal star]

[real aspen]

is that like CAD but for ammo

[gray kettle]

[real aspen]

cute

[opal star]

It's for Reloading and Ballistic calcs.

[slim magnet]

krita is also not that bad

i still prefer csp but it's just bias

i've been using csp for ages now

[opal star]

I pair it with GRT and AB (also costs $200).

[slim magnet]

and then you've got gimp

gimp is insane

[opal star]

GRT's UI is also amazing.

[slim magnet]

like there was a conscious effort to make the program as obtuse and unusable as can be

[real aspen]

funny cause i found gimp easy to use

[opal star]

They came surprisingly close.

One hot slinging round.

[slim magnet]

how do these things work anyways

[real aspen]

two sensors, measures time between activation of each, get speed

[gray kettle]

Shoot above it between the antenna I think

Bullet goes nyooom

[real aspen]

the distance between sensors is known, that's all you need to determine speed

[opal star]

A chronograph measures bullet velocity by timing how long it takes to pass between two sensors at a known distance apart, then calculates speed as distance ÷ time.

I'm making my own with my math.

[distant finch]

I want to say this is chris reeve knife? But I dont remember his folding knife's pivot being blue, only the thumb stub get the blue color?

[sick trail]

whut

[slim magnet]

same bestie

[sick trail]

Get clocked

[slim magnet]

apparently it's some drama because a kid got banned from geometry dash for making a we are charlie kirk joke level

[sick trail]

Ah

[gray kettle]

Lol

What a time to be alive

[slim magnet]

that's just crazy

[sick trail]

Yeah, happens
We still have Cruelty Squad for that kinda content because Finnish man allows it

[gray kettle]

It's like watching Nero putting a fire to the Rome and just waiting for the big fire

Then everyone will be surprised "Oh Noooo how could that happen"

[rocky turtle]

hi Cain

[distant finch]

Hello

[slim magnet]

what was nero's play tho

bro woke up and said fuck it i'm setting the colliseum on fucking fire

[dusk sparrow]

he wanted chaos

verily

[left mantle]

Did someone say chaos?

[opal star]

https://luvthemknives.com/products/holt-bladeworks-haptic-762

[distant finch]

Ah

[pure compass]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-chaos-square-enix-gif-21948103

[opal star]

https://holtbladeworks.com/product/morpheus/

[left mantle]

Fun poe fact

[dusk sparrow]

something something Jack "I don't give a fuck who you are" Garland

[left mantle]

Order and Chaos have only aligned themselves once

[opal star]

About a $1200 knife.

[left mantle]

When the vaal empire collapsed they used their power to prevent the cataclysm from killing everyone

[chrome ginkgo]

WE'RE ENTERING THE RUST WORLD WITH THIS ONE

[pure compass]

thought this was highfleet for a sec

post the big spoder

[left mantle]

Further fun fact, order and chaos are the only 2 beings that we know directly understand the story structure of path of exile

[real aspen]

god freecad is so ass

throwing an error for extremely simple dimension constraint

i can move it around freely by hand but putting a constraint sends an error

[opal star]

Should've bought the lifetime license a decade ago.

I've got one lying around.

Not sure if it works.

[real aspen]

of what

solidworks?

fucking french making all their shit expensive

[opal star]

AutoCad.

[hexed stag]

You get what you pay for.
It should say which constraints are redundant

And you can delete them

[real aspen]

[hexed stag]

Oh that. Yeah idk

[opal star]

Also, CNC service. https://meviy.misumi-ec.com/en_us-us/

Coupon for new customers.

Have fun Sab.

But it applies to one order only so come up with 300$ in shit to CNC. Lol.

[real aspen]

do they ship to georgia lol

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/hunting-gif-9922658

[gray kettle]

If it's worldwide...

Probably?

[real aspen]

i've had multiple "worldwide" services say they dont ship to georgia

we're fucking aliens apparently

[gray kettle]

Tho you would have to fight to pick it up

[pallid sapphire]

Hmmm

somehow theres something missing

[hexed stag]

You sometimes have to wrestle with freecad a bit, but I have 2 3D prints that I modeled in freecad and they do work

[rocky turtle]

eat them

[opal star]

DHL has nukes, we don't infringe.

[rocky turtle]

eat them too

[real aspen]

Speaking of cad

Is there a firearm design course anywhere?

[chrome ginkgo]

Fused an Iron Anvil together

Now I can work Meteoric Iron on my anvil

[oak magnet]

get a job in a construction site or carpentry or joinery

and ask

but u can probably find a million youtube guides to autoCAD

[real aspen]

i mean firearm design

[little depot]

interview over

sheesh

[pallid sapphire]

ayo wtf

[real aspen]

cad is easy enough

[little depot]

got one more tmr

and surely we'll be in

surely

[left mantle]

"Are you gonna tell me what's wrong?"

"No, No I don't think I will"

[pallid sapphire]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G4ckzmjXQAE4Uyw.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366727847309213716/1446604290121662514/ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[dusk sparrow]

half bife bwo

[oak magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-scott-i-don't-answer-questions-gif-4265579279181517868

got a car insurance quote, £760 a year and i havent even added my parents to it to make it cheaper

[shrewd gull]

How can people spin on a chair wtf or in general
Id die if I did that for more than 2 seconds

[pallid sapphire]

Weeeeeeeee

[sick trail]

Skill issue

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chair-cat-in-chair-funny-gif-26235757

[green granite]

https://youtube.com/shorts/VDQwa3hWtyI?si=gQdWxgRqMaQaGsUq

[shrewd gull]

😭 i literally had a headache and was nauseous for 2 days after turning around quickly a few times while moving stuff

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-spinning-chair-nuclear-gif-10974154

imagine spinning on chair in nuclear plant

its peak

[shrewd gull]

When I was little I'd spin for like few mins straight and be okay in seconds, now if I did that I'd probably be in an emergency room

[thick plover]

Try it

[shrewd gull]

Hell no

[sick trail]

Oh damn they playin' L4D2 in Lobby 1

[shrewd gull]

damn

[rocky turtle]

[oak magnet]

bro what the fuck

is like a dksha or whatever

[rocky turtle]

@forest acorn im thinking to turn spaceborn ghost from pistol class to sneak sniper class

[hexed stag]

FK BRNO BKS 338

[oak magnet]

ah

[oak magnet]

FUCKING CHAMBERED IN .338?

[rocky turtle]

bruh is that russian Kord machinegun?

[green granite]

Huh

I thought Azu changed her name

But turns out its still some wild azu in the sky

[oak magnet]

damn

[oak magnet]

why

[green granite]

PK

[green granite]

Saw a person name Merc Supremacist

Thought it was azu

[rocky turtle]

azu not blue

[hexed stag]

BIG
GUN

[chrome ginkgo]

Not even close baby

[gray kettle]

Nice health bar

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah uh

[green granite]

I fear no animal in Vintage Story

[chrome ginkgo]

I fucked up blocking like 3 hits

[green granite]

But that thing "the moose"

It scares me

[rocky turtle]

this armor is cool

[chrome ginkgo]

Mission successful

Look at them...the fool

[green granite]

I fed them

Food after food

Meal after meal

Day after day

And they still attempt to ram me

Ungrateful bastards

[chrome ginkgo]

Mission accomplished

[green granite]

Oh

You got rammed

[chrome ginkgo]

The bighorn ewe is close enough to get baited into the pit now

[green granite]

Congrat

[chrome ginkgo]

and will mate with the ram

Giving me gen 1 domesticated sheep

WOOOO

[green granite]

Pretty sure u can milk it

[chrome ginkgo]

Yes but also no

[green granite]

But its very rare in gen 1

[chrome ginkgo]

Gen 0 have a 99% chance to reject milking and go hostile

Gen 1 have 66% chance

gen 2 have 33%

Gen 3 won't ever reject milking

[green granite]

Usually its hella hard to reach gen 3

Idk if you can breed the same family together or I'd have to find different one

[blazing maple]

this is dangerous

a wolf or bear gets in they're all dying since it wont just eat one and run out

[green granite]

Put fenced

[chrome ginkgo]

Solved

[oak magnet]

oh they different

[chrome ginkgo]

I'm not too worried about wolves and bears

[oak magnet]

im gonna buy the savage helicopter in gta online why not

[glad parrot]

There's polar bears in this game???

WHAAAAT?

[rocky turtle]

excuse me what

[prisma pond]

@plain socket Well they did have a window with the VSSM, but nothing is mentioned about a supressor upgrade, only modularity stuff.

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[chrome ginkgo]

ITS TIME

[plain socket]

i tend to believe as far as russia is concerned if they think something is perfect they'll never touch it again

the amount you can supress with that large of a suppressor is considerably higher than what the default VSS was capable of

(this is obvs just due to tech limitations at the time)

but i'm pretty sure there were no changes to it if the captured ones are anything to go by

[prisma pond]

Sadly yeah

[verbal gate]

heya rat boss

[chrome ginkgo]

Morning RAT

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

Does anyone know a way to use scripts to control keyboard lighting?

I want to make it so if capslock is on, the key turns red, and then back to normal if it's off

[verbal gate]

gawd damn these colors look awful to me

[real aspen]

Colors are fine

[light monolith]

Nerf color palette

[real aspen]

Issue is material

[chrome ginkgo]

FOOL

I am on my sick fucking trapper arc

[opal star]

Is it just a minecraft modpack?

[verbal gate]

if I remember correctly, it started out as one, its now a standalone project

any reccomendations for a fnv modpack? been itching to play it the past few weeks, but I don't wanna bother curating mods myself

[opal star]

It looks almost identical from the outside and is fully interchangeable with the old one.
It technically is a newer gen suppressor.

[prisma pond]

Oh so they did upgrade it?

[proven tundra]

Sort of
But it works much better than any modpack since it's it's own game

[opal star]

Different internals, slightly better performance, more durable. That's about it.

[left mantle]

Man these servers sometimes make me wanna summit my monitor

[prisma pond]

Sounds good enough for a modernisation to me

[left mantle]

Trying to decrease my time in act 2 and the server lags causing me to fucking die to an attack I was in the middle of dodging

[opal star]

Still a rather mediocre family imo.

[proven tundra]

Poe2?

[left mantle]

Yes.

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

Almost everything coming out of russia has been for the past few decades.

[left mantle]

Overall this run is 42 minutes quicker than my previous still

[real aspen]

val family is ugly as fuck imo

something about it just looks off

[chrome ginkgo]

The joke is on me

The deer escaped a 2 high wall somehow

[real aspen]

animals can jump 2 blocks in vs i think

[chrome ginkgo]

It Mirrors Edge wall parkoured using the Feeding Trough to escape

[real aspen]

some even do 3

[opal star]

Ugly and pretty mediocre.

9x39 is just dog water.

What does it do that you can't do with something else? You have like 15 whisper cartridges and .300 Blk.

It was cool in the 80s but it's nothing special now.

[real aspen]

was gonna say that it was made before blackout was a thing

but yeah

it's cool, but practically useless now

[chrome ginkgo]

There we go

Oh great a fuck ass rift opened

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/absolutely-useless-a-view-to-a-kill-james-bond-roger-moore-gif-25749067

[real aspen]

.300blk is my favorite cartridge just on principle

not like i've ever shot anything (except 12ga)

but blackout just feels right

especially after i learned that there's cbj versions of it

although 6.5 grendel is also pretty cool

[opal star]

And also, the default VSS was already near the cartridge's suppression ceiling. VSSM polishes it, but doesn't elevate it considerably.

[opal star]

8.6 is even cooler.

[real aspen]

hell yeah

[opal star]

Which one is the Grendel?

[real aspen]

2nd from right?

[opal star]

Right next to the .338 RUM.

[real aspen]

[opal star]

Grendel.

[real aspen]

yummers

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/prost-christoph-waltz-django-bier-zum-wohle-gif-11041516

[prisma pond]

damn thats beautiful

[pallid sapphire]

https://bsky.app/profile/10amlunch.bsky.social/post/3m7lvfwzh2k22

zac (@10amlunch.bsky.social)

have you guys seen what the escapist magazine youtube channel looks like lately

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Bluesky · Dec 10, 2025, 1:21 AM

[cunning reef]

Rent due

Oh these are the guys who made retarded executive decisions and the staff left cus of it

And their master plan was to turn it into gambling video printer

[pallid sapphire]

exactly

[cunning reef]

Holy fuck

1m subs, 1k views per vid

Its OVER

😭

[glad parrot]

Deserved~

I bet those views are bought too

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126008993039515729/1448192559582019696/facebook_1765346393606_7404399440088397072.jpg?ex=693a5dec&is=69390c6c&hm=52143a4ce39a006a6f95bbd30f1a28157ce95f292c33553843d3f77d1f4f0ade& they gave Leon the DMC5 Dante treatment

[cunning reef]

They made him hotter

[glad parrot]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

WHAT

NOOOOO

THEY MADE HIM SO HOT WTFFFF

[pliant meteor]

Old man Leon

[restive bear]

Unc Leon

Mastery

[proven tundra]

Well done

[restive bear]

Thamks

[verbal gate]

been watching the 0079 gundam, even early the fucking EFSF are a bunch of bums lmao

[restive bear]

Wow first tf2 skin I ever used

Now I feel like a pro tf2 gamer

Amirite guys

I paid for like uhhh 43 php for this skin totally not a free item that I received

[cunning bronze]

Warframe update soon

[pallid sapphire]

Falco will kill you for spoilers

[real aspen]

NOT SOON ENOUGH

RAHHH

[proven tundra]

ARC update done

Next week

[cunning reef]

Finally out of the fuckass united cities

But now every town is a bombed out shell

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

I got the day off

Fuckass weather in my favor

[cunning reef]

I got enslaved 2 times and all i did was steal some racists uniform

[obsidian sun]

this is probably the best build i had so far

[cunning reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1121989897755045898.png?quality=lossless&name=curse&size=48

[obsidian sun]

ymfah refrence

[cunning reef]

Is it

Its from a dark souls modding discord

[obsidian sun]

yes it's from one of his vids

[quiet abyss]

That name is familiar

[cunning reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1186545554470211595.png?quality=lossless&name=wut&size=48

[quiet abyss]

Idk why

[cunning reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1125957605991391272.gif?quality=lossless&name=mush&size=48

[proven tundra]

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1125957605991391272.gif?quality=lossless&name=mush&size=48

[cunning reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1121989876427014204.png?quality=lossless&name=miyagasm&size=48

[obsidian sun]

isn't this the dude that pocketed charity money

[cunning reef]

Pov: Miyazaki has created another item gank

[latent hazel]

who

[obsidian sun]

the escapist guy

[proven tundra]

Xalrider stole charity money?

[latent hazel]

i have no clue

[latent hazel]

yes

[quiet abyss]

Canadia has its bonuses

[proven tundra]

Doesn't surprise me

[quiet abyss]

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/D5TMfK0NvFM

What the fuck

[cunning reef]

All guns should look like this

[real aspen]

You know it's bad if even a bulpup lover like me finds it weird

[quiet abyss]

Bullpups are neato

Idk what the hate is about

Maybe not always practical

[sick trail]

Okay Jirard

[latent hazel]

wait are you thinking of the completionist

[obsidian sun]

oh yeah

that one

[latent hazel]

uuuh idk that case is murky

nor do i care about it

[pliant meteor]

Cant be spoilers if he's already in the cover.

[pure goblet]

My neighbors sure love me
although actually it's not that early in the day so whatever

Lumberjack Wednesday...... and my axe handle broke, what was meant to be a 10 minute ordeal turned into 30 minutes of loud hammer noises

and then the hammer handle also broke

i just said fuck it, i'll go finish my 2nd coffee

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-jumpscare-gif-24645062

[proven tundra]

Ugh

Please

No more

[light monolith]

Wish I was experiencing that rn

[verbal gate]

man wish we had snow

[pure goblet]

snow

snow is nice for those who don't deal with strong snowfall for months

and probably for those who do

[verbal gate]

all I got is heavy rain lmao

fucking shear line

[wet iron]

My snow melted

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

KINDER FETTA LATTE

[pallid sapphire]

@flat violet

Why is there italian in my german products

Kinder Pingui COC

[cunning reef]

KINDER FETTA LATTE 🗣️

[obsidian sun]

@oblique belfry @timid hollow

[timid hollow]

Ror2 lore goes deep

[obsidian sun]

i don't care

i got captain

[obsidian sun]

i gathered that much from the depressing ass moon ost

[pallid sapphire]

At least gearbox didnt fuck it fully

They redeemed themself

RoR2 good game again

[obsidian sun]

i might be going crazy
but i was surprised when i found out it came out in 2020

i legit thought it was way older

like 2017

inb4 early access

[cunning reef]

I should get out of bed so i can kenshi more

[pallid sapphire]

Did the latest dlc come out?

[obsidian sun]

i think so

alloyed something

alloyed collective

[pallid sapphire]

Need to get it then

[chrome ginkgo]

WHAT ARE YA DOING IN MY GARDEN

[obsidian sun]

last time i played is when survivors of the void was out

[cunning reef]

Is it a murder sloth

[pallid sapphire]

Drifter is cool

[cunning reef]

Thats what i call drifters

[pallid sapphire]

[obsidian sun]

unlocking shit is kinda cancer tho

[pallid sapphire]

If you dont have a guide,true

[obsidian sun]

only missing void guy and rex from the characters i remember

the rest i think are from the gearbox dlcs

[pallid sapphire]

Rex is easy to unlock,rex is fun

[obsidian sun]

fuck you it isn't

you need to stay above 50% and get that one specific level

and cant use equipment

[pallid sapphire]

🫠 guess it was easier at release

Less levels

[obsidian sun]

i guess so

there is that one guy that can hold 2 equipments but he doesn't spawn in a shuttle

[timid hollow]

i mean

deactivate dlc

easy as that

[restive bear]

https://youtu.be/DEyyfNCGr8Q

I FOUND THE NAME OF THAT CYBERPUNK ASS BEAT FROM DARKTIDE

Real good to listen to, omg it's sooo goood to hear it after hearing all that nonsense chanting

[left mantle]

Even with the bad shit happenin, I have cut like 40 minutes from act 3

[timid hollow]

1:30

okay i have finished all ace combat games

what now

(i wont play psx titles nor joint assault/assault horizon)

[restive bear]

If all 40k music was like that, I'd get into 40k ngl

[timid hollow]

this feels way too good after playing 3 ps2 titles, one laggy x360 title, and a sluggish psp title

[verbal gate]

AC8 announcement by end of year or I get a fatal hope of despair pumped into my veins

[pallid sapphire]

Your mom is also dlc

COC

[verbal gate]

is the stylized i the back of the penguin or the massive coc mentioned?

[pallid sapphire]

Yes

[wet iron]

STALKER COC MENTIONED?

[chrome ginkgo]

SHES PREGGERS

We're gonna have my first baby goat in time for Winter

[quiet abyss]

suitcase car

[verbal gate]

send his ass to Guam right now

[flat violet]

Coco, not coc ahahahah

[flat violet]

I still have to try the strawberry flavor

[hearty wyvern]

Man fuck Nashville

[proven tundra]

everybody loves me

[flat violet]

Maxi King is the goat

[hearty wyvern]

Peak

Anyway time to play arma reforger in a gas station parking lot while I wait on my fiancee to get to the airport

[timid hollow]

ohoh

[quiet abyss]

oddly specific

[hearty wyvern]

This is a pretty specific event

[proven tundra]

bloodbath

[timid hollow]

ohoh

[light monolith]

Uhuh

[proven tundra]

Good work @rocky turtle

That consort we got you is working wonders

[light monolith]

Y'all saw that right or am I tweaking???

[proven tundra]

you are tweaking

[timid hollow]

FANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[proven tundra]

oh shit

droon keeps winnning

[hearty wyvern]

the game won't boot without wifi

[proven tundra]

fuckin

always online bullshit

[light monolith]

[hearty wyvern]

Why can't I play arma in my car smh

[light monolith]

That is a horrible idea.

[thin bobcat]

gaslighting is great

[hearty wyvern]

I've gotta sit in a parking lot and wait for a plane to land

This is a peak idea

[light monolith]

I meannn. War-thunder mobile exists.

[hearty wyvern]

No

Fuck that game :3

[light monolith]

Like unless your on a steamdeck or smth doubt you'd be able to run arma on mobile of all things.

[chrome ginkgo]

Darkness proofing my trap pit so the animals don't despawn till they've bred a few gens

[cunning reef]

i dont think they need light?

i trapped a couple elk in a pit for a calf and with no light they havent disappeared

[pallid sapphire]

Its okayish

Its the fake strawberry flavour

[chrome ginkgo]

They shouldn't need a light but if they go 48 hours in darkness they despawn

WOOOOO COOKING

Flawlessly made

[rocky turtle]

i got jolly hat

[quiet abyss]

ok so whoever programmed how getting downed when falling off a ledge works is retarded

darktide just hates it if you try to cross a gap by jumping

it just puts you in the downed state

because parkour is illegal

[verbal gate]

whoever made chewy tamarind candy deserves to have all their wishes come true cause god damn this shits hitting like crack in the 80s

[cunning reef]

expanded foods GOAT

i love baking sweet pastries

[pliant meteor]

Did you buy some from an Asian store?

[verbal gate]

its this

[pliant meteor]

The best ones Ive tasted are the Filipino made ones, tho I preferred banana chips more.

Oh that brand, ye thats good.

Best imported stuff that got sent over to me recently from an office friend

[proven tundra]

ah fuck

[oblique belfry]

watah he he he

[proven tundra]

@timber oxide nice work

[oblique belfry]

?

[proven tundra]

[chrome ginkgo]

It makes it so much more interesting and it goes well with the Food Shelves mod for Expanded Foods

[oblique belfry]

was i pinged because i was on top of your ping list ?

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHrEootHhlc

[timber oxide]

My research is the best in the world

[oblique belfry]

man why is male V under utilized now

its been so long since i've seen him

i want my boy back on cinematics / trailers

[marsh cargo]

Tried to play surrounded
Started it up and instantly got bullied by 2 zombos

[oblique belfry]

johnny talking to rogue / kerry like he is also there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iuhHAQBPM8

[timber oxide]

Male V is a better V, but we're woke now so we have to use a female whenever possible

[oblique belfry]

im telling you

before 1.3 or 1.4 update

it was all male v

now its just fem v

[timber oxide]

Surely, it can't be that hard to just use both equally

[oblique belfry]

they hate my boy

to the point im starting to feel bad for the VA of male v

please fuck off

[timber oxide]

That's just how the world is

[arctic flicker]

really farming clickbait a day before tga

[timber oxide]

Imagine if we actually got HL3

[marsh cargo]

Man who gaf about hl3

[timber oxide]

Me

I want it

[arctic flicker]

the fans who never left black mesa

[marsh cargo]

I want portal 3

[thick plover]

you want to SHUT UP

WE CANT COUNT TO 3

[timber oxide]

I want my stories to not be left on a cliffhanger

[thick plover]

WHAT THE FUCK IS 3

A FOOD????

[pliant meteor]

Hmm should I get Vintage Story?

[marsh cargo]

Someone post the vintage story meme

[thick plover]

bro

today I checked my banking app

[verbal gate]

100% they have a pavlovian connection with Male V in the worst era of the game lmao

[thick plover]

they dont have fees for upkeep

IF you spend 300 euros a month

[marsh cargo]

Thank you mobis

[agile bluff]

Is it not the exact same dialogue though?

[wet iron]

@hazy wyvern
Last year black ops

Last year space marine

Both 3A games giving recommended at 16 or less GB of RAM

How am I cherry picking the most flag standard shit

[hazy wyvern]

Cool, and they'll run like shit with those specs

[wet iron]

No they wont

Those are recommended by the devs

[latent hazel]

?

[hazy wyvern]

60 fps at 1080 is pretty ass

[wet iron]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat message

[quiet abyss]

its been that way for like 3 years lmao

[wet iron]

Bro check your fucking head, a guy has a 2014 laptop, recommended are recommended. You can't say 32GB are the standard for the last few years if they have not been

Unless you are the entire industry and whatever you say is the standard

[hazy wyvern]

And I'm not talking about just gaming when I say 32 is the new norm, most people multitask and have several other programs open while gaming

[wet iron]

Most people play on 60fps and 1080

So that is the fucking standard

[hazy wyvern]

That was considered middling in like 2015

[timber oxide]

[copper vapor]

[wet iron]

Bro you are middling your brain with some seawater

[copper vapor]

why did you bring your lover's spat here

[wet iron]

It's offtopic

[copper vapor]

this is a peaceful land

[agile bluff]

Anything beyond 60fps 1440 is pure greed

[copper vapor]

don't bring your petty wars here

[hazy wyvern]

1080p 144 FPS

[copper vapor]

wouldn't say "greed" but leans more towards the "enthusiast" side of gaming

[agile bluff]

Greed they talked abt in the bible

[verbal gate]

vaporize em

[copper vapor]

I don't think the bible matters here

anyways

get y'all's lover spat back to newbies

[agile bluff]

I still do a double take when I see someone say "im only getting 90fps :("

[hazy wyvern]

Higher frame rates are genuinely better for shooters, if you play a lot of like RTS or RPGs sure who cares, 60 is fine

[wet iron]

Okay reread the defintion of standard and think about it

[copper vapor]

stg if I have to bully another minority outta here

[proven tundra]

I played original Crysis in single digit FPS when it came out
Anying above 10 is greed

[wet iron]

Standard is not top 20-30%

[left mantle]

In the Mesozoic era?

[copper vapor]

in the crysozoic era

[verbal gate]

damn must be hard to play using smoke signals

[hazy wyvern]

I grew up playing Arma 2 at like, 5 avg fps on a business laptop lmao

[copper vapor]

yay now it's a pissing contest on who had the shittier gaming experience

[proven tundra]

[hazy wyvern]

Who

[proven tundra]

[verbal gate]

additionally, was this when you were taking breaks from raising your dino livestock?

[proven tundra]

I can piss better than anyone

[agile bluff]

This place is a prison

[wet iron]

I came to try to explain to the guy that I'm not cherry picking when I say 16GB of ram are the standard if current and last year games have 16GB as recommended and the man is just lucid

[oblique belfry]

dude i left for 10 mins

5 mentions

[copper vapor]

gonna ping dry and ask him to brainfart exile these fools

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

You're hitting a brick wall with a piece of paper that is the statistical truth.

[wet iron]

You don't have a jolly hat, you have no power here

[oblique belfry]

it will fill 3 slots from my bingo card if it happens

[oblique belfry]

[wet iron]

And it aint working but I didnt want to litter newbies chat so I came here

[oblique belfry]

sometimes they do unique dialogue for trailers n such

[oblique belfry]

like i've said since 1.3 or 1.4 update

he got deleted

[copper vapor]

au contraire

[proven tundra]

32 is catching up but 16 is still higher

[copper vapor]

I'm the only one without a jester clown hat

[agile bluff]

Why do the trailers matter if theyre not gameplay (im assuming)

[wet iron]

It's a santa hat

[agile bluff]

I never trust cinematic trailers

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-pam-beesly-theyre-the-same-picture-the-same-picture-they-are-the-same-picture-gif-20830121

[wet iron]

Check your eyes

[copper vapor]

not a matter of eyes

[verbal gate]

kinda funny how the time span between the recordings of base Cyberpunk and Phantom Liberty made it so the recording for Male V wasn't exactly replicated

[wet iron]

https://tenor.com/view/uncleted-gif-19713310

[timber oxide]

Ping me when tga starts so that I know to not enter Offtopic until it ends
Also ping me when it ends

[verbal gate]

you can audibly hear Male V's voice getting a bit older, a bit lower lmao

maybe its something with the equipment, idk

[copper vapor]

see, it's just like a clown hat

[timber oxide]

You can also ping me if they announce something that might interest me but other than that I don't want to witness that shitshow

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

ok we'll ping you when a new gooner gacha game is announced

[proven tundra]

my only question
who's out there with 28gb of ram

[hazy wyvern]

32 ain't catching up any time soon lol. Regardless, argument mostly boils down to mindset atp, I've never considered recc specs to be the average, just the min to be able to scrape up a mostly playable experience, hence why to me standard is much higher

[verbal gate]

ping everyone when Geoff Keighley coughs

[copper vapor]

ping me when the guy from split fiction steals geoff's microphone and starts swearing

[timber oxide]

You clearly don't know what I'm interested in

[wet iron]

So if you know you have higher requirements why do you argue about the standard which is a universal thing

[copper vapor]

again

[copper vapor]

clearly.

[verbal gate]

bets on if theres another Matan copycat?

[copper vapor]

I hope I can easily find a "all games announced at TGA" article somewhere after the event ends

[hazy wyvern]

Because no one else I know thinks recc specs are the standard lol

[copper vapor]

"standard" isn't a matter of opinion

[hazy wyvern]

Standard has always been to future proof

[timber oxide]

Yup

[verbal gate]

are we being dead ass

[copper vapor]

so what you think or what your friends think doesn't matter
headcanon is one thing, reality is another

[proven tundra]

This is the most boring argument known to man or rat

[verbal gate]

even for mayonnaise this shit is boring as fuck

[copper vapor]

now can we please take this yap back to newbies, or brainfart

[proven tundra]

REAL ARGUMENT TIME
Milk or Dark chocolate

go

[rocky turtle]

sesbian lex

[copper vapor]

both

the only correct answer

[verbal gate]

pilk

[agile bluff]

What form are they taking

[hazy wyvern]

It's off topic, get used to it

[rocky turtle]

both

[obsidian sun]

❓

[wet iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917698040456953856/917703612489146398/733573662879252482.png?ex=693a8997&is=69393817&hm=7ad9ccc04ad8e0e1f973563097b75b19be82eb5988bc6dbfa5d0712aabb7d305&

[agile bluff]

Dark chocolate is really good in other things but not on its own

[timber oxide]

I mean, yes, but...
Um...

[copper vapor]

this is quite literally brainrot, though. belongs in brainfart

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

Edible?

[rocky turtle]

i gonna be on work so no ping from me

[proven tundra]

Work

[wet iron]

J*b

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/peon-warcraft3-evil-gif-15230104

[agile bluff]

I mean if its an edible its not gonna taste that different

[wet iron]

I can for once agree with MBO

[copper vapor]

I did not ask for a self-portrait of you

[proven tundra]

I've only had one kind tbh, had more gummy flavors than chocolates

[verbal gate]

oh are we talking about milk chocolate? I thought the choices were between like milk itself or dark chocolate

[oblique belfry]

its 33 hours away

[wet iron]

Your brain is rotten if you see word standard which is universal and disagree, nuh uh

[oblique belfry]

you still got 1 day

[hazy wyvern]

Turn dark mode off, that's your reflection

[agile bluff]

They mostly taste the same

[timber oxide]

I'm asking you in advance

[copper vapor]

Mr. "industry standard means nothing, only my opinion does" wants to call me an angry soyjak nerd

the irony

[timber oxide]

Dummy

[oblique belfry]

aight

[verbal gate]

common milk chocolate tries to replicate hershey's vomit too much

[timber oxide]

I guarantee you I will forget about it tomorrow

[obsidian sun]

what's the argument so i can add my unfiltered dogshit take

[verbal gate]

hey its Guts

[agile bluff]

Can't wait for our boy jeff to get on stage and talk abt ads

[copper vapor]

sprout thinks 32 GB RAM is the standard for gaming
even when presented with hard evidence that 16 GB is the most common today

[obsidian sun]

16 is the norm

[rocky turtle]

sprout

[obsidian sun]

32 gonna be in a couple of years

[copper vapor]

I thought you said you were gonna post an unfiltered dogshit take

[obsidian sun]

this shouldn't even be an argument lmao

[copper vapor]

it's just like ffxiv

[obsidian sun]

yea if it was an argument

[verbal gate]

not if the datacenters have anything to say about it lmao

[copper vapor]

[obsidian sun]

can't add my take if it's not an opinion

[copper vapor]

for gaming, ya dingus

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Honestly I do think that 16gb is not enough nowadays, but I'm not gonna die on that hill like some people would

[obsidian sun]

biggest issue rn is gpu and size
16gb ram you can play every game just fine

[verbal gate]

and I'm saying the datacenters are gonna be hoovering up resources meant to make consumer computer equipment

[hazy wyvern]

I meant in general but everyone reached in their ass for a turd to throw before anything meaningful was able to be said lol

Computers are great for doing all kinds of shit outside of just gaming

[copper vapor]

fascinating

[proven tundra]

[obsidian sun]

when i alt tabbed i saw affl posting screenshot of games
so it's safe to assume you were talking about gaming

[copper vapor]

I don't even wanna know what "general use" means in that guy's head

[hazy wyvern]

Wasn't directed at you, you were late to the shitfest

[verbal gate]

Micron even backed out of consumer production just so they can make more equipment for the AI sector lmao

[proven tundra]

Gaming while watching youtube videos and having 21509 chrome tabs open while also Blender

[obsidian sun]

public chat

get fucked retard

[copper vapor]

probs gonna say shit like video editing and whatnot

[hazy wyvern]

CAD

Having 32gb is nice so I can multitask

[copper vapor]

general use
CAD

Why do I hate being right

[hazy wyvern]

3d printing is cheap as fuck

[proven tundra]

[hazy wyvern]

There are a plethora of consumers using CAD at home nowadays

[proven tundra]

There's dozens of us! Dozens!

[obsidian sun]

that's like saying vr is standard

[timber oxide]

That's why I say 32gb because Minecraft with a memory leak plus a few chrome tabs will easily eat it up

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/rats-rat-brimstone-brawlers-brimstone-brawlers-gif-21746944

[copper vapor]

but it totally is the standard! Everyone has a VR set or two

[hazy wyvern]

Ender 3s are like sub $200 USD

[verbal gate]

but not enought to offset the amount of folks that just want the standard lmao

[obsidian sun]

there's the magic word
USD

[proven tundra]

I need to install another game
There's a hole in my lines

[obsidian sun]

balatro

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

chat, do we tell him that just because something is "cheap" it doesn't mean everyone wants to have it?

[obsidian sun]

or can afford it in some other place

[verbal gate]

you think the folks trying to budget equipment for 3d printing would spring for an extra 16gb?

[proven tundra]

wdym? Meth is cheap, doesn't everyone want it

[timber oxide]

I like how vr is still just a fun niche thing to have, but not a necessity, all these years after it became available to everyone

[obsidian sun]

if i want a 3d printer myself i have to deal with the insane import tax if i order from europe or the us

[obsidian sun]

i like it that way

[agile bluff]

Play caves of qud

[hazy wyvern]

It means there is less barrier to entry, there has been a large increase in end users

[rocky turtle]

quasimorph

[proven tundra]

waiting for sale to come around again

[copper vapor]

whenever someone tries pushing "new hardware" as the "next step in gaming" they fail hard

[agile bluff]

Simply buy 100 dollars worth of shitty plastic dragons, same experience

[timber oxide]

And it should stay that way

[copper vapor]

just offer it as a side option like driving wheels and flight sticks for racing/flying games

[proven tundra]

Also on my wishlist
But still EA sadly

[agile bluff]

Crazy how like 90% of the stuff made in 3d printers is useless

[obsidian sun]

shit was easier few years ago
we had alibaba and aliexpress
but piece of shit govt increased taxes for those

[copper vapor]

ppl mostly use it for decorations and figures and whatnot
and then there's the ppl 3d-printing guns

[rocky turtle]

there still a lot of shit to do

[agile bluff]

The 10%

[left mantle]

Ones you can afford yeah.

[proven tundra]

I've been waiting for EA games to get finished in case I play them and they're not that replayable
Then I get the most experience for my buck
I've got lots of forever sandbox games already

[copper vapor]

"large increase" percentile-wise? sure. A 1000% increase when the previous userbase was like 10 people does sound like a lot

[verbal gate]

this is like arguing that night vision is standard since it improves the experience and more people are using it

[hazy wyvern]

I won't argue that, not everyone is using it to prototype things they want to eventually machine but I think that's largely fine

[proven tundra]

My religion is the fastest growing in the USA
(went from 100-200 in the last year)

[copper vapor]

awesome

mine also had a 100% increase

from 1 to 2

[proven tundra]

poggies

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna start my own religion and try to recruit one of you to say my religion doubled in size

[rocky turtle]

elaborate

[proven tundra]

how much do I hate myself

[verbal gate]

I can even sign a form if you need me to

[timber oxide]

I dunno but apparently saying that something grew by 100% means it's good

[rocky turtle]

[verbal gate]

since we're the first to be in the group, can we be the part that gets tax exemptions?

[proven tundra]

my ass grew by 100%

[verbal gate]

GAWD DAM

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

sometimes steam family share is both a blessing and a curse

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Excuse me?

[proven tundra]

My daughter loves rpg's

leave her alone

[pallid sapphire]

ive got woken up by Vodafone

they called me the 3rd time today for some advertisement shit

ive got angy at the dude

and yes,its his fault, HE CALLED ME 3 TIMES

[rocky turtle]

[verbal gate]

this mf Amuro got his shoulder touched by an older military lady and he folded immediately LMAO

[pallid sapphire]

and no its not a scam number .... its their service number

Otherwise i wouldnt pick up

[proven tundra]

I would have assumed it was some kind of emergency at that point tbh

advertisement I would have lost my shit too

[pallid sapphire]

yeah its about a 100 Gb data gift

i dont fucking need it

i dont even use my 15gb on my phone monthly

they just wanna bind me longer in that contract

and i wanna quit it next year

[copper vapor]

1980s shinji

[pliant meteor]

[real aspen]

COOOOOOOCK

where tf is update

[timber oxide]

Oh no I only have issue with the game name cause it sounds, um, special

[timber oxide]

You have to wait for the nun just a bit longer

[pliant meteor]

Ofc he's a hormonal nerdy teen sent to war. Explains his horrid luck with women eventually.

[verbal gate]

still hilarious how much he's more psychologically stable than Char despite being a child soldeir

[fiery star]

just watched Time Enough At Last once again, it's so sad

[pliant meteor]

[rocky turtle]

https://youtu.be/1LXeA9p19ig

[agile bluff]

He does fight for the space nazis so

[verbal gate]

dude's last canonical act was being flabbergasted at whatever bullshit Char was saying lmao

[pliant meteor]

He's last moments before his death is just confusion over his rival's mommy issues.

[real aspen]

warframe wisp sweeps 🗿

[verbal gate]

Char's got mommy issues and a weird insistence on him not betraying anyone despite evidence to the contrary

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523998462132486179/1444490295889760276/facebook_1764463697221_7400697143109480913.jpg?ex=693abdab&is=69396c2b&hm=4743c8df0ebd65e6071ae37a3403f287f1d95e2af1e676a7c6b941e458e69ee4&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523998462132486179/1447424253808087162/facebook_1765163216074_7403631137833464680.jpg?ex=693ade21&is=69398ca1&hm=c75876c1e83746f7df236d1408f206cbfb1095c2a2ef73d4e17d728a41d36f3d&

[verbal gate]

Amuro the goat, put him in other protag suits and he'd mop shit up quick

[copper vapor]

queue as dps
queue takes over an hour
queue as tank
queue takes over an hour

impossible to win

[rocky turtle]

dead game

https://youtu.be/GYJWVRY0-Ac

[proven tundra]

what age chat

[copper vapor]

the age where 32 gb ram is the standard

[rocky turtle]

early of course

[verbal gate]

aw man even rat dad got into vintage story

[quiet abyss]

ah so the end times

[copper vapor]

that's not vintage story

[verbal gate]

what is it?

[proven tundra]

Dominions 6

[rocky turtle]

and still ratdad played vintage story

[timber oxide]

I mean, it's the only thing in that update, yes?

[proven tundra]

which nation shall we play as

[verbal gate]

oh its a 4x

[proven tundra]

Game of the Year 2024

(in my head)

[rocky turtle]

sir as factory enjoyer im highly offended by this

prepare ur gun

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

E X P A N D

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-batman-big-gun-gun-jack-nicholson-gif-13724041

[proven tundra]

@timber oxide
PICK A NATION

[quiet abyss]

no.

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Lanka, it describes Offtopic well

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

my response

[copper vapor]

you sure it's not Kailasa?

[proven tundra]

Apes strong together

[proven tundra]

They're both ape nations

Lanka just has demon rulers

[timber oxide]

Holy shit you're right

[timber oxide]

Moderators

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[timber oxide]

Checks out

[copper vapor]

and helpers