╟❓general-offtopic

[glad parrot]

WHAT IS HE SAYING

Oh my god

I love that so much

[upbeat verge]

wdym no please

u laugh

therefore u enjoy

[glad parrot]

Oh god

I'm gonna laugh so bad again

AHAHAHA

A FUCKIN CLASH ROYALES REFERENCE NO WAYYY

[glad parrot]

WHO IS THIS GUY

[upbeat verge]

the @ is watermarked

[upbeat verge]

on the screen

[marsh cargo]

Bird posting

[upbeat verge]

that is indeed a bird

[quiet abyss]

@sour rivet

this you?

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

@marsh cargo @quiet abyss @proven tundra

[quiet abyss]

i still miss yup

that emote is dead and im sad

[upbeat verge]

you made the mistake of typing in offtopic u get pinged

[quiet abyss]

is he fr*nch?

[upbeat verge]

rookie mistake

[quiet abyss]

yikers

[upbeat verge]

he is but damn did i laugh until crying yesterday

[thick plover]

@oblique belfry

[upbeat verge]

when i found the reel

[thick plover]

you have a busy game awards in front of you doge

[marsh cargo]

No one ping mobis smh

[oblique belfry]

the good ol' leak

that is prolly filled with fake ones

[thick plover]

Geoff gets gored by a wild boar that ran onto the stage ending the show

[marsh cargo]

@copper vapor

[thick plover]

NOW THATS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH

[oblique belfry]

okay bro

[glad parrot]

I'm literally losing it, this is so STUPID

[oblique belfry]

okay

lets get this man into a mental hospital

[thick plover]

you mean turkey

[oblique belfry]

worse

france

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/django-unchained-dr-king-schultz-shoot-dahbino-gif-12793527

[thick plover]

Grok is there I'll go rob his place

[oblique belfry]

speaking of tga

[thick plover]

if this doesnt happen the game awards suck

[oblique belfry]

here's my bingo card for it

[flat violet]

When

[oblique belfry]

in uh

[thick plover]

wheres the last of us rework rerun redestributed slot

you are missing a slot

[timber oxide]

tga suck either way, but if this doesn't happen they suck big time

[thick plover]

true pyrson

[opal star]

Unreal engine 6. Lol.

[oblique belfry]

1 day

11 december

3 am for me so idk what time it will be for you

[sour rivet]

for fri

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

Put Hideo Kojima in somewhere

[hexed stag]

Im guessing this is (at least partly) a publicity stunt

[oblique belfry]

does popular actor cameo count ?

[hexed stag]

Or what's it called

[oblique belfry]

i think it does

[opal star]

Birds flying? Practice for the drones.

[sour rivet]

not really?

[thick plover]

like imagine how much viewership it would bring

geoff getting gored by a wild boar

[timber oxide]

I dunno, is he an actor?

[thick plover]

I'd pay MONEY to watch that

[oblique belfry]

celebrity then ?

[timber oxide]

Fair

[oblique belfry]

there changed

[sour rivet]

Celebrity

[timber oxide]

@cunning bronze So the last time I actually played was when Duviri came out and it actually made me end my 2 week phase early cause I disliked it so much

[oblique belfry]

thought i wrote it wrong

[sour rivet]

you didnt

im tryna figure out why it looks written wrong to me

when its not

[timber oxide]

Capital C

[oblique belfry]

its props

yeah

there

[timber oxide]

Goog

[oblique belfry]

anything else i should edit / change ?

DECEMBER 11, 2025 7:30PM EST

what was the command thingy that turned timezones into your own timezone

[upbeat verge]

glad u enjoy them

[cunning bronze]

That makes sense

[timber oxide]

What doesn't make sense is the fact that I started to not hate Duviri

[cunning bronze]

I forced myself to like it to get the incarnon weapons

[timber oxide]

I found the ultimate weapon known as "each decree increases your speed by 10%" and "doing 50 fucking side quests"

[frank hearth]

[timber oxide]

I start the run slow as fuck, I end it faster than an F1 car

[oblique belfry]

<t:1765413000:R>

buh

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

<t:1765413000:T>

there

[oblique belfry]

what time does it show

[upbeat verge]

shit progression be like

[oblique belfry]

for you guys

[pure compass]

@sour rivet I may be stoopid

[timber oxide]

I actually wish my Drifter would be at least half as competent as he is in Duviri

[proven tundra]

[pure compass]

Do I have to trigger rapture ON VENUS specifically?

for uh, the nice quasimorph lady to visit me

[sour rivet]

you have pinged the wrong person

you will perish

[pure compass]

@rocky turtle

[proven tundra]

I asked the wait staff how much beef they mixed in and they told me it was pure bison
I just smiled and nodded

[oblique belfry]

tfw when everyone has jolly in their names

[pure compass]

too many jollies

[rocky turtle]

????????????????

[sour rivet]

the power

[pure compass]

how do I meet hot quasimorph babes

[oblique belfry]

i will remove it on 01.01.2026

[pure compass]

Does it have to be on venus?

[rocky turtle]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

[pure compass]

I did it on mechta and got my ass beat

[rocky turtle]

probably

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHxhOQsSj6E

[sour rivet]

we (yes WE) will NOT be playinhg

IS THAT SKYRIM GRANDMA

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

we WILL be playing

[oblique belfry]

even they know its a meme at this point

bro was about to be bagged because he said "lets release skyrim"

[sour rivet]

shes gonn be in es6

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/agnlJ4G3M4s?si=pTIoNqW_zUiGBR8B

[cunning bronze]

Mine, 9:30 pn

Pm

So you did it well

[oblique belfry]

so it will be 9:30 pm for you

i see

[cunning bronze]

Yes

[oblique belfry]

because it says 7:30pm EST

[cunning bronze]

9:30 PM Argentina

[oblique belfry]

but for me its 3:30 am

[rocky turtle]

@pure compass u playing quasimorph rn?

[cunning bronze]

Oof

[pure compass]

I fukken died

[cunning bronze]

Will you stay up?

Event will go for 3 hours probably

[pure compass]

doing my last raid of the night

[sour rivet]

im winnar

[blazing maple]

Gotta love Aussie bush life

[sour rivet]

also holy shit larkspur prime has a alt fire?

[sour rivet]

burn it

[blazing maple]

Too soon ;(

[sour rivet]

fug

[blazing maple]

Free Q-tip yippee

[sour rivet]

baggy ass pants

[blazing maple]

They’re bell bottoms so only baggy at the cuffs

Promotes airflow

[rocky turtle]

how is your pmc doing?

[sour rivet]

those actually look comfy what are they

[blazing maple]

Women’s exercise pants

[sour rivet]

damnit...

[blazing maple]

They have a pocket above the butt you can slip a phone into

[sour rivet]

AND IT HAS POCKETS?

men we have lost

[blazing maple]

1 pocket

It’s phone sized

Above the butt on the waist

[sour rivet]

still

[blazing maple]

You slide your phone in it while working out and since it hugs you it doesn’t bounce around

[sour rivet]

is it enough space for a wallet

[upbeat verge]

leg reveal

historical moment

[sour rivet]

bro missed the 2nd face reveal

[blazing maple]

I face revealed again yesterday

[upbeat verge]

i missed that one

i was playing hero siege the entire day

[blazing maple]

Someone go show Ivan

[sour rivet]

face reveal no weird dms any%

[proven tundra]

Wdym your face is right in your pfp

[sour rivet]

despite it all

[upbeat verge]

truth bomb

[sour rivet]

she is still cow to me :)

[proven tundra]

[cunning bronze]

Isn't that too hot?

Summer there can be annoying

[proven tundra]

Too hot for Discord

[sour rivet]

yeah shes slayin but we don need to say it

[proven tundra]

[cunning bronze]

Well not summer yet but yea

[pure compass]

I just restarted

and then I died again

[cunning bronze]

It was 34 here the other day

Unbearable, we'll likely get 39 or 40 in actual summer

[proven tundra]

Gross

[blazing maple]

I balance it out with no underwear

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[proven tundra]

[blazing maple]

Ivan face reveal link above

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414656793191383183/1421739866471006340/ezgif-8bc1a2a6d07c05.gif

[rocky turtle]

im full on gasolinemaxxing

for fire ammo

[proven tundra]

[cunning bronze]

I see

[blazing maple]

@upbeat verge

[blazing maple]

No but real answer is they’re very breezy so I get a ton of air flow and no sweltering or sweat stickiness

[sour rivet]

no underwear still sounds uncomfortable

[proven tundra]

I had a brief period of going commando

thanks god that's over

[cunning bronze]

I'll take your word for it, since it's hard for me to believe

[blazing maple]

I tried it once and felt awful so I never did it again

[cunning bronze]

Just the feeling of having my legs fully covered in this heat make me ick

[sour rivet]

shes GOING to WORK NAKED

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-tsukihime-meme-caption-gif-23238964

[blazing maple]

I’m shawing up to work nakey (silksong reference)

[quiet abyss]

are we deadass

dude named himself farty

[sour rivet]

waow

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

samsong

[blazing maple]

Nurgle cultist in disguise report him

[quiet abyss]

exactly

[blazing maple]

Silksam

[sour rivet]

says the nurglling

[proven tundra]

I want to go to bed at 7pm

but I know it won't go well

[sour rivet]

sam im doin numbers

[blazing maple]

*hides my grab claw and vaginal teeth * haha yeah… nurgle…

[sour rivet]

your WHAT

[proven tundra]

vaginal dentata

is the scientific term

[blazing maple]

When I’m cheeses to meet you

[blazing maple]

Slaanesh moment

[sour rivet]

warhammer 3 chaos god coop run begins..... uhh

IN THE FUTURE

https://tenor.com/view/black-panther-wakanda-forever-gif-12371011

[hexed stag]

What was the website that tracks how many people play a certain game?

[upbeat verge]

nice hair

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Qq9nZBa3QgQ?si=znAzJUJcUVDXzxz2

@blazing maple

[proven tundra]

steamdb

[blazing maple]

Thanks oomfie

My hair is my best feature

[hexed stag]

ty mr Rat

[sour rivet]

sam never complimented my hair

i should KILL her

[opal star]

Interesting, really cheap for pure bison still. Probably imported from the U.s as well.

[upbeat verge]

@glad parrot @sour rivet @hexed stag @blazing maple @proven tundra

[opal star]

Must've tasted great.

Bison is something you can't really go wrong with.

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/linemade666/status/1998437906134802446?s=46&t=B4AbtM6UPdDq772IyZkFKQ

Casey Anthony Fantano (@linemade666)

hey what

X · Dec 9, 2025, 5:01 PM

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-you-call-anonymously-walter-white-they-know-me-they-know-my-voice-walter-white-just-call-anonymously-gif-11079976506313214964

[rocky turtle]

green

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/hunting-gif-9922658

[rocky turtle]

yooo its huge

[zealous depot]

Does the servo arm allow you to carry another weapon @rocky turtle

[timid hollow]

[rocky turtle]

yeap

there is also a merc which got additional weapon slot

and i got 3 of those backpacks and whole set of armor

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

i finally can buy BFG

it uses 40 battery for 1 shot

BUT on phoenix brigade there is funny passive

[pure compass]

phoenix brigade has this? wtf

[rocky turtle]

yeah battery weapons and fire is their bread and butter

[zealous depot]

[pure compass]

I didnt know it was battery too, but tbf even radiation lasers cause ignition

[quiet abyss]

friday, remember (again)

[zealous depot]

Perhaps

[quiet abyss]

no perhaps

at least once weekly

no arguments

[rocky turtle]

[arctic flicker]

no, arguments everyday always

[quiet abyss]

i tried, hes "employed" whatever the fuck that is

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gHQQHi6Hs9I

clickbait but actually good @oblique belfry

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

https://automaton-media.com/en/news/square-enixs-major-shareholder-drops-100-page-presentation-criticizing-how-the-company-is-managed-rallies-other-shareholders/

[timid hollow]

raptor

[slim magnet]

14 pages

[sour rivet]

i aint built for this weather

[proven tundra]

[slim magnet]

why is the enter key sometimes called return

oh it's because of typewriters

[proven tundra]

Because

Ye

Returned you to the start of the line

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot @pure compass i love endgame economy

[sour rivet]

holy shit

[spark field]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[copper vapor]

is that gzw

[rocky turtle]

NOOO

[copper vapor]

probably not since gzw is not "new"

but yea

he needs to stop

[oblique belfry]

dam

[copper vapor]

prinny knife

[copper vapor]

no, that's blue gate

[oblique belfry]

speaking of

wanna go duo for trials ?

he was literally here and i still get ghosted

🥀

[blazing maple]

67

[oblique belfry]

sam why

[oblique belfry]

lemme join you

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

We're KILLING her

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/dexerto/status/1998405179100529149?s=46&t=B4AbtM6UPdDq772IyZkFKQ

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Kids are allegedly using dog photos to bypass Australia's new age verification system

One user reported uploading an image of a golden retriever which was accepted

via WaPo

X · Dec 9, 2025, 2:51 PM

[sour rivet]

ITS STILL;

[proven tundra]

Amazing

[sour rivet]

DOGSHIT

[oblique belfry]

some people are using half life characters

[sour rivet]

goes to show how fucking useless this verfication thing is

[oblique belfry]

bro passed the verification using gman

[sour rivet]

shit can i just use some random motherfuckers face

brb gonna use sams face to verify age

(im not)

[proven tundra]

You can use my face

[sour rivet]

thanks bro rips it off

[oblique belfry]

@copper vapor bich

[copper vapor]

having dinner

will ping when I'm free

[oblique belfry]

ah oki

[sour rivet]

MCDONALD

[oblique belfry]

YASU GLASSES REVEAL

[green granite]

The city at day time is so bland it makes me angry

So I yelled out

[green granite]

I will see you at Night, City.

[sour rivet]

no fucking way @blazing maple

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

IM STILL NOT BUYING A SKIN BHVR!!!

REVERT THE PALLET DENSITY UPDATE

RAH

[oblique belfry]

@frank hearth @left mantle watch me get utter bs for like the millionth time now

[sour rivet]

sam showed me the power of laser earlier

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[oblique belfry]

what laser

[sour rivet]

she was a mage lady

i dun rember name

black hole skin

[oblique belfry]

lux

[sour rivet]

yegh

also

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/pouet-gif-18244826316561186169

this hoe ?

[sour rivet]

👀

[sour rivet]

that ho

[oblique belfry]

dog

robot dog

[sour rivet]

its blade wolf

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/naafiri-league-of-legends-gif-7263376213104042880

dogi

[oblique belfry]

imma go 1 round of tft

[sour rivet]

i went to blade wolf's wiki

[oblique belfry]

gamba gamba gamba

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

hes BALD

[oblique belfry]

anyways here is a random fact about a random league champ

[sour rivet]

old

[oblique belfry]

llemme know if you want more random facts about random champ

[sour rivet]

https://fixupx.com/DeepDocksWorker/status/1998285431344157032?s=20

unjolly Ballow (@DeepDocksWorker)

Quoting matt (@matt80836926874)
︀
@DeepDocksWorker Just jump down.
︀︀After falling 800ft you will end up in a bell station

**💬 3 🔁 81 ❤️ 1.2K 👁️ 26.0K **

FixupX · Dec 9, 2025, 6:55 AM

[bitter spire]

Congratulations on the GOG release

[slim magnet]

on the gog release of what, young man

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

dont u dare

[bitter spire]

Now the only thing we need is controller support

[oblique belfry]

o n

w h a t

[slim magnet]

you can NOT drop videos titled like that dude lmfao

[bitter spire]

“’er”

[oblique belfry]

[bitter spire]

That game this discord sub is named after

[oblique belfry]

[bitter spire]

The one with gun and monster and russia

[sour rivet]

IT IS IN UKRAINE YOU FU-

[bitter spire]

Yes, the european

[copper vapor]

why do you engage in conversation with the grayname

[sour rivet]

i am in no conversation

[bitter spire]

We bleed the same, refer to me by my name equal

[copper vapor]

shut up wesley gray name

[bitter spire]

What did i ever do to you?

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet I'm gonna revisit the new year's eve

I actually thought it would take me longer to get to that point

[sour rivet]

hes dead

[blazing maple]

They did. It’s abysmal dogshit but now in the other direction

He doesn’t know

[sour rivet]

they didnt

[blazing maple]

Pallets are now poop dogwater

[rocky turtle]

finally unlocked ranks for mercs in fkn endgame lol

[sour rivet]

so they're the same as last update

i bet they cant revert it

cuz it would break shit

[forest acorn]

droon did you uhh

find any good combos with the custom clone perks

[wet sail]

shoutouts to Half Sword for real

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218965693182120087/1343355570257789040/legion_takeover.gif

[rocky turtle]

no im playing default classes 🥀

my puppet corp is strongest

[copper vapor]

no im with the science team 🥀

[rocky turtle]

i just shooted bfg pointblanc and survived holy shit

[sour rivet]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-im-with-the-science-team-gif-27243004

[rocky turtle]

or u mean which class is better for each merc?

[forest acorn]

honestly

thats how i do it

the premade classes are already good

the only thing i might do is add the uhh

rat pack's shotgun damage to another class

or loot thingy

[slim magnet]

they with the rat pack

[rocky turtle]

yeah loot passive is good

[forest acorn]

ngl...

i think there needs to be a pistol slot

or like a class to hold an extra holdout or small weapon

like a knife or something

[oblique belfry]

im so good at gambling

frejlord stronk

also rumble 4

riot for fucks sake release something unique already

instead of the same champs

which are mostly gooner bait

[rocky turtle]

well we gonna get another patch in this year new mercs and new weapons

[forest acorn]

yaaaay

[oblique belfry]

can you believe it guys

tga just 46 hours away

[quiet abyss]

my arc raiders playtime is just all over the place

shit goes 70 hours, to 56, to 62

to whatever else

just when it wants btw

no clue why

[oblique belfry]

2 toasted breads

1 with margarine and 1 with chocolate

[timid hollow]

planegame done

[rocky turtle]

@forest acorn check this sick sword

[quiet abyss]

so theres someone out there that bought a 1 of 1 .30-06 thompson for 90k

are we fr?

the thing doesnt even WORK

some redneck hillbilly dimwit machined a .30-06 thompson with a direct blowback system and was like "Yep, this oughta work out"

the bolt would need to be like 20 pounds for that to work safely btw

[marsh cargo]

@teal spade

[zealous depot]

[weary heart]

Arbuz Arubz Privet

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-muncher-gif-26135923

I love this fucking meme to death and I want to make a mod that includes it as an artifact

"Arbuz"
Effects: Drains 1hp per hour, But has a random chance to play a fart sound effect

[rocky turtle]

@forest acorn cannibalism is good addition to any class cause its buff to all damage is huge

[zealous depot]

Eating people is great

[rocky turtle]

[weary heart]

AS someone who was nearly eaten alive
No it's not

[zealous depot]

I have not engaged in eating people yet cause I don't need to, and also, worried about the quasi freaks

[rocky turtle]

they dont spawn on mars and its moons

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

and in saturn too

BUT

i highly dont reccomend going there cause its huge time skil

and factions can go insane with time

[oblique belfry]

idk what to do

guess ill arc

[zealous depot]

So do the pmcs actually start running around with better gear as time goes by?

[sour rivet]

@copper vapor bro help

[rocky turtle]

yes

[oblique belfry]

Nerk

[rocky turtle]

look for faction tech level

at 10 level they gonna be walking at top gear

[zealous depot]

Ah I thought tech level was in regards to me

[rocky turtle]

and top guns

not all of t hem tho

[zealous depot]

Just means if I kill one, I get good loot

[rocky turtle]

the more higher tech of faction the bigger rewards u can get from quests and trading

and ur ass beaten too

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

sudden urge to go only deadline just for bastions

[rocky turtle]

yeah goodluck exract with it

[zealous depot]

I'll win

I'm him

[oblique belfry]

freeloadout spam time

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

idc if my stash is full

after last time i need to go free loadout

[zealous depot]

Poor doge

[oblique belfry]

mfw 7 runs only 1 evac

[rocky turtle]

also i recommend u to work for daydream chem

u gonna need meds from them

and poison weapons is funny

but not when they use it against you

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck was this run

killed 2 people

1 was camping inside control tower

and 1 moron was sneaking up on me

till he tripped on my mine that i set up while fighting the 1st guy

big bucks

[copper vapor]

dam 2 mixtapes

once I get off from wife's gank I'll join you

[oblique belfry]

dude i was just gathering mats

until i killed the 1st guy

it was trinket heaven

2nd guy had another mixtape as well

and globe

turned into a pvp money run

while i was just going for wasps and supply drops

went up from 168k

i still have this if anyone wants it

@quiet abyss you have dis ?

[quiet abyss]

no i need one

[oblique belfry]

ok next time we play i give it to you

im ingame atm

[quiet abyss]

im on darktide, can you hold on to it?

ah ok thanks

[oblique belfry]

cuz i need stash space

and i really dont wanna sell bps

for money

hmm

monarch run

why am i bringing lure nades hold on

[sour rivet]

holy shit we OWNED libra

ez

my ass had so many legendary armaments

rngesus blessed me with a frenzy spell

[copper vapor]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Battlefield6/comments/1pi9dky/ohhh_look_at_this/

battlefield is good again guys, trust

[bitter spire]

Hello

[oblique belfry]

lovely stuff

jesus

also 1 guy from far away shot at our group

we fucking 1v10'd him

anyways got another reactor

buh

❓

[quiet abyss]

blue gate iirc

checkpoint

[oblique belfry]

hm

[pallid raft]

any1 played surroundead?

[sour rivet]

nuh

[chrome ginkgo]

For like 15 minutes once

[oblique belfry]

extended mag in the safepocket 🗣️

WHAT'D I TELL YA

THIS MF GAME MAN

[copper vapor]

I'm finally free

[oblique belfry]

mbo you fuck its 6 am

i can only go 2-3 rounds

[copper vapor]

yea I know

np for me, I need to go bedge soon too

[oblique belfry]

was gonna leave and play league aram but nevermind that

lets duo

[copper vapor]

you can go

[oblique belfry]

nah

[copper vapor]

I'll just do whatever, try to get the "easier" trials done solo

[sour rivet]

5 more nightreign achievments...

hhhh the raid ones are prob gonna be the most annoying

[copper vapor]

send invite then

I just dunno what loadout I'll bring

or just do free loadout

[oblique belfry]

inb4 field crate all over again

with supply drops

i went through 4 locations last run

no drops

[copper vapor]

if we find a bastion quick enough I'll just wanna destroy it and evac

[oblique belfry]

fair

[quiet abyss]

speaking of field crate, when is that shit over?

[oblique belfry]

it is

new trials are on

[quiet abyss]

i want to get the mission done for taco

oh good

thats good

taco couldnt find one

we went on dam and ventured across the map

not ONE WAS LEFT

[oblique belfry]

i did wasps trial btw mbo

[sour rivet]

its so fucking over

[oblique belfry]

man i fucking forgot to loot the supply drop @copper vapor

[copper vapor]

me too lol

[oblique belfry]

it was the 2nd one

[copper vapor]

that moron shooting us from the house

ye

also 1 star bastion because it was already damaged

[oblique belfry]

bastards

[copper vapor]

well at least we didn't die

[oblique belfry]

yeah

at least got 3 bastion cells

so there is that

[copper vapor]

the guy was trying to shoot us with a toro at that range lol

[oblique belfry]

and he fucking removed half of my shield

bah

[blazing maple]

Okay I’m on

Had to scan my id

[oblique belfry]

this is the 1st time im seeing this item

lemme see if its used for anything

[copper vapor]

I'm good for one more run I think

[oblique belfry]

nvm

it gives decent stuff at least

[oblique belfry]

lemme craft meds again

done

also burletta gaming

im starting to like the pistol

due to its bpm

[copper vapor]

bullets per minute

[oblique belfry]

its a better kettle

i need its bp

[wide chasm]

Yall im expanding the house, out of what should i make the walls?

[pure compass]

packed earth

[copper vapor]

ppl fighting at the extract

[wide chasm]

fuck no

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-suspicious-squint-angry-cat-gif-2451493690881178522

[pure compass]

brick

build the wall out of clay pots there we go

[oblique belfry]

oh

i cant even search it

lmao

[copper vapor]

really? lmao

lame

want anything?

[wide chasm]

might build it out of brick

[oblique belfry]

c4 / gun parts / arpegie

[pure compass]

dig your basement out and build the cellar already

[oblique belfry]

extract campers

what do we do

[copper vapor]

no idea

we can't reach the other extract in time

[wide chasm]

i haven't finished the smithing basement smh

[pure compass]

build your food storage shelter already

[wide chasm]

i barely have any to store bruh

[pure compass]

bro's living hand to mouth

[wide chasm]

frfr

[pure compass]

better fight and win 😎

[oblique belfry]

i guess we have to fight

you got nades ?

[copper vapor]

have to get there first tho

2 impact nades

[oblique belfry]

1 impact

1 c4

[copper vapor]

gotta get past this leaper first

now or never ig

[oblique belfry]

wanna wait for

another team ?

for bait ?

[copper vapor]

dunno

they might come the same way we did

and we get hit from behind

[oblique belfry]

hmm

well i never heard them call evac

they are props still there

[copper vapor]

ya they campin

[blazing maple]

doge and mbo were so busy talking about arc they didn't notice my plight and suffering

#packwatch

[oblique belfry]

idea

we get a snitch driver

and throw it in there

[copper vapor]

lol

idk

don't see any snitches close

oh one ther

[oblique belfry]

1 team is still alive

they will come this way

they just used supply drop

and firing

this is gonna go so wrong

i can feel it

3 possibilities

we use other team and get inside and somehow evac
we die to one of the teams because we will get 3rd partied
we will die to campers

[copper vapor]

the other team might be waiting for 3rd party as well

[oblique belfry]

saw someone jump down

[copper vapor]

shot a snitch

[oblique belfry]

here goes nothing

they are coming here

[copper vapor]

2 mins lol

alone

LOL

[oblique belfry]

oh fuck

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE CAMPERS

[copper vapor]

gg

idk

[oblique belfry]

bro

what if this other guy ran into the camper instead

[copper vapor]

maybe the shots we heard and the raider flare going off inside there was a raider dying to arc

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[copper vapor]

tough luck ig

[oblique belfry]

YOOOOOO

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

zamn a bobcat bp

[oblique belfry]

okay its a win

[copper vapor]

well now I gotta shower and bedge

thanks for game

[oblique belfry]

you too

thank you for helping me with bastion

[oblique belfry]

sorry about that

anyways discord mobile moment

idfk why its the case

in that app

[sour rivet]

iots because australia did a ban

[oblique belfry]

like EU ?

[sour rivet]

yea

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

literally me and sam posted about it earlier today

this bish doesnt lurk

[oblique belfry]

just get discord banned in your country then use vpn / api apps to use it

oh wait

[sour rivet]

you

can still use vpn without it being banned

[oblique belfry]

whats the point in that

"erm muh security"

yeah right

istg i remember this item being used for smth

it shows as "recycle it" but i remember someone saying keep it

wtf this shit dirt cheap

shame it fucking sucks compared to stitcher

stitcher 4 cant kill a medium / heavy shield in 1 clip

while stitcher 1 can

pink guns really needs a big buff

and gray guns nerfed

[slim magnet]

you know for all the shit i give the gun nuts for complaining about the existance of the bolt mechanism

how do you aim that thing

[oblique belfry]

(modified)

but its really simple

[slim magnet]

point away from face and fire

[oblique belfry]

magazine on right side

[slim magnet]

also how does it cycle

jokerge

[oblique belfry]

maybe like a stern gun ?

[timber oxide]

This gun simply cannot function

[oblique belfry]

how so

its like stern gun logic

except instead of holding the mag you hold the handguard / handle

[timber oxide]

No it isn't

[oblique belfry]

without attachments

[zealous depot]

They already hate me

[slim magnet]

oh my god do [game's devs] not understand firearms like oh my god have they ever fired a gun

[zealous depot]

Too late for that vro

[timber oxide]

At least they are not Bethesda levels of gun stupid

[oblique belfry]

[slim magnet]

i never got the point of that video to be honest

[timber oxide]

What video

[oblique belfry]

has an m4 bolt

[slim magnet]

or i mean i do but like there are so many other things to hyperfixate on and complain about

https://youtu.be/YCyUFvTGa68 i thought it was just this one but why would i think that was the case

this video haunted my feed for like a year and a half

[timber oxide]

Square bullets

[slim magnet]

oh dude

dude

it's the guy's entire channel

[timber oxide]

I know

[slim magnet]

the guy's entire personality is making hour long videos on videogame weapons being somehow wrong

[oblique belfry]

gem

[timber oxide]

I saw every single video about how Bethesda can't gun and I agree with all of them

They can't even make actual, real world guns right

[slim magnet]

idk dude like sure it's one's autism and one can choose the hyperfixation but like i'm not finna go into a hissy fit over the rust revolver not having any way to fire because the hammer isn't connected to anything

it's an alien concept to me

[timber oxide]

I would not call it a hissy fit

[timber oxide]

But listen, if you're gonna make a game where you use guns most of the time, at least make them make sense

[static axle]

uk

[timber oxide]

Unless you want to become either Bethesda or Sab

[oblique belfry]

only uk ?

i thought it was the whole EU

[gaunt heron]

https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/92277

Look at this shit

[timber oxide]

Not only a turk, but also living under a rock

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

i know UK had it but i thought it passed the EU law or smth as well

read it somewhere

guess it was bait

[slim magnet]

i mean the same people will flock towards your game and nitpick the shit out of a gun if they get notice of the game features any weapon that may resemble a modern day firearm

[timber oxide]

So, any weapon?

There really isn't a lot of space for originality nowadays

[slim magnet]

i could add an ak with a goldeneye reload to a game and some dude would throw a fit and some dude would make a 2 hour long video about how when the bolt cycles back idk the dust cover doesn't rattle at 412hz for 67ms

i mean arc raiders has distinct looking pipe guns

and sure enough there's nobody batting an eye at "oh look dude them arc devs don't know how guns work!!"

[timber oxide]

I'm pretty sure I saw some similar looking guns somewhere before

[slim magnet]

the sole gun nitpick i'm going to war on is why the mosin can load 5+1 in tarkov but only when reloaded in the hideout

and nobody else picks on that

the mosin can't 5+1

[static axle]

comparing tarky and arc guns is pretty wild tho one drives fro "realism" other one is probably made with ai

[timber oxide]

It all depends on whether or not the internal magazine can hold 4 or 5 rounds if you somehow got access to it with the bolt closed, which you can

[slim magnet]

it's not that kind of comparison

[oblique belfry]

arc guns are not that bad come on

you can at least somewhat make sense of it

unlike what bethesda makes

[static axle]

yeah but aint no one gonna nit pick a gun from game that barely has mags and shit, and is filled with laser robots and shit

[slim magnet]

people pick on fallout tho

[static axle]

that like nitpicking skyrim for its magic not being accurate

[slim magnet]

and rust

[timber oxide]

I bet that most arc guns would not survive a raid even if they would work

[oblique belfry]

because unlike other games you cannot make sense

[slim magnet]

both games which feature pipeguns way more front and center than modern firearms

despite them also being featured in the game

[oblique belfry]

rust is literally just pipes and springs

some fallout guns are okay like pipeguns you mentioned

but shit like fallout AR is just n o .

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1407501967647047740/1429872836381638818/togif.gif

[timber oxide]

No

[slim magnet]

the pipeguns in rust have no way to actually shoot

[timber oxide]

No the pipeguns are opposite of ok in fallout

[little depot]

Didn't we have this convo

Like

3 months ago

[oblique belfry]

at this point it comes back every week or so

so many gun nuts in this chat

[timber oxide]

No it doesn't

[slim magnet]

yeah it doesn't

[little depot]

Me when I have no personality beyond guns

[timber oxide]

Azu you don't have a personality in general

[slim magnet]

i just poke fun at the video title farm every time i see someone post a screenshot of a game's gun

[oblique belfry]

ah

[slim magnet]

because it goes above and beyond absurd to me

[subtle sage]

don't, the urge to mod another game and never play it is creeping back again

[timber oxide]

Anyways I don't know about rust cause I never played it, but fallout pipeguns have no right to function once you actually look at them

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f1eOKYYAmM

[little depot]

Coming from someone who has this in their bio is wicked work ngl

[timber oxide]

Yeah there are like 4 different things in there

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

[subtle sage]

omg someone !topic

[slim magnet]

jonathan ferguson the keeper of firearms and artillery at the royal armouries museum in the uk which houses a variety of fierarms and artillery from across the years did say that the rust revolver has no way of firing

[oblique belfry]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@subtle sage

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[slim magnet]

did i recite it right

i did it from memory

[little depot]

If anyone could do that it'd be u

[slim magnet]

oh i got it entirely wrong after the museum in the uk

i'm a fake fan

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0P-p8dGfsY

[marsh cargo]

they unshitted nidus without even buffing him

[oblique belfry]

oh yeah i forgot to post a reel about this today

[timber oxide]

More than 500?

[oblique belfry]

reel is saying HEALTH TANKING IS BACK

[little depot]

I rest my case

[static axle]

if someone has the time to nicpick vidyagame guns and its not this guy, im not interested

[timber oxide]

Brother I die either way

[marsh cargo]

you just suck

[slim magnet]

this would be so cool for mesa too but there's no third arcane slot and i need the pistol fire rate one and the pistol crit chance one or else i'm throwing a fit

[gaunt heron]

4's pipeguns are dogshit

[oblique belfry]

sometimes i get plot twist'd

[timber oxide]

My Oberon has 800 health

[little depot]

[slim magnet]

like it would actually be really fucking good on mesa

[oblique belfry]

im just going "there is no way that gun exists irl"and i go "wtf" when he shows me one

[marsh cargo]

its not made for boberon

[real aspen]

Warfarm update today

[timber oxide]

Doesn't really matter

[oblique belfry]

for example eoka

actually exists

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/eoka-beamed-roblox-eoka-gang-rust-gif-21533744

[marsh cargo]

mesa be like
god dps
or not fold like paper

[timber oxide]

I'm pointing out that 500 damage is still 500 damage

[little depot]

There's like

A whole museum of these in Somalia

[marsh cargo]

nidus with 6000 doesnt care

[timber oxide]

Ew

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna press my 1 on you

You know what, I no longer hate the fact that Oberon got a "rework"

[real aspen]

Pyr

[timber oxide]

Because his "new" Smite is the only reason why I don't hate every node above enemy lvl 65

[static axle]

i mean thats rust ak. is still ak just with shovel stock

[real aspen]

Get universal fallout arcane

You'll have full uptime on those little shields

[timber oxide]

Little shields?

[little depot]

Have y'all seen the gun mattock

[oblique belfry]

custom smg

[timber oxide]

I mean, the base value can barely be called a shield

[static axle]

menacing

[timber oxide]

But I finish my missions with like 1600 overshield

[pallid sapphire]

Report to the ship as soon as possible

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-commander-shepard-citadel-true-gif-8887307690784637834

[slim magnet]

this shit is just cool tho like you'd need to have serious mental problems if you look at this and your first instinct is to ask where the fuck is the bolt

[timber oxide]

I don't even know where I get the overshield from, it just appears

[little depot]

It's a hybrid weapon

Doesn't need to have a bolt

[marsh cargo]

[little depot]

I'm just mad it's from the dlc

[timber oxide]

The game just reinforces my belief that Oberon can't fucking die

[timber oxide]

I press 1 and it's gone

[marsh cargo]

i think it has one in 3 but i dont remember

[slim magnet]

it's insane that they made frost good

[marsh cargo]

ik thats the funny part of boberon

[timber oxide]

That's the funniest shit ever

[slim magnet]

i played for so long with frost being one of the objective worst fucking frames in the entire game and completely outshined by limbo in every possible regard

[little depot]

What do war frame fans think of d2 fans

[real aspen]

His passive dummy.
Picking up health, energy or universal orb gives Oberon (and allies) a shield that blocks all damage once, stacks up to 3.
Universal fallout makes enemies drop universal orbs if they have radiation status.
Connect the dots

[marsh cargo]

whoops 1 cast (i love this video i have posted 6 times )

[slim magnet]

that when i came back to play i would just chuckle when my buddies came into the mission with frost

[timber oxide]

Nothing, I forget they exist

[slim magnet]

like bro what the fuck are you doing

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-square-hole-square-hole-shapes-piklas-gif-24625312

[slim magnet]

and then he gets a like 800% cold damage boost

and 7 million overshield

and the blizzard ACTUALLY FREEZES

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck is warframe even about 🗣️

[marsh cargo]

i still played him back then his 4 was and still is very good CC

[real aspen]

Sex

Not even a joke anymore

[marsh cargo]

it may not be top cc but it was never bad

[wild vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135505818347905074/1310852005270655016/caption.gif

[timber oxide]

Bro I only play Frost for the funni bubble on defense missions, I didn't know he can do that

[slim magnet]

ye it was always good for cc but like that was just it

nowadays pretty much everyone is more than viable in a myriad of ways

back then frost fucking sucked if you wanted to do like any content that wasn't a low level defense

or those escort the car missions

[marsh cargo]

the update they added the collision damage to mobs getting pushed by the ice dome was peak

[timber oxide]

Bro I don't read my abilities, I just press 1 and E

Sometimes X

[marsh cargo]

lvl 120 gunner ? put a dome on it and watch as it hits a wall and losses 50% of it hp and is frozen
and do it again

[slim magnet]

nowadays cold stacks also boost crit damage

i learned that after i stopped playing again

[marsh cargo]

back then frost could clear some high level content on its own

[slim magnet]

that shit is just insane

[marsh cargo]

but theres soo much frost buffs now

its insane

[timber oxide]

Like I recently tried a few frames via Duviri and I have no idea what they do cause I didn't use a single ability

[slim magnet]

hydroid being good is also something i can't wrap my head around

[marsh cargo]

i jumped like a 12yo when i saw that ice arcane for jades update

[timber oxide]

Hell, if Oberon's 1 didn't completely negate everything I look at I wouldn't even use abilities on my main

[marsh cargo]

[slim magnet]

bro hasn't gone through the "put roar/eclipse on everything" not-a-phase

[timber oxide]

I wasn't even aware it does % damage now, I found it out on accident

Because I pressed 1 on a lvl 115 eximus and he fucking died

[marsh cargo]

me the unironic tenet glaxion user

[slim magnet]

tenet glaxion was always the shit tho

[marsh cargo]

seen too many ppl shit on it

[timber oxide]

Like, what the fuck do you mean, I just dealt this much damage with one button press? On the most basic ability? Who fucking made that, I need to have a chat with them

[slim magnet]

it's because it's not the cedo

[marsh cargo]

i am stil deeply embarrassed that its not 30%

[timber oxide]

Like the rest of my kit feels fucking useless now, just give me 4 1's

Maybe keep the 3 just in case

Phoenix Renewal my beloved

With a fucking
REDUCED COOLDOWN now

I LITERALLY CANNOT DIE NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

[marsh cargo]

i also liked the ember rework

that was quite neat