╟❓general-offtopic

[gray kettle]

You choose the smallest one

[copper vapor]

low hanging fruit m8

[cunning reef]

Why we compare to nintendo, theyre the worst one

[copper vapor]

"at least he's not as bad as THE WORST gaming company in the world"

[cunning reef]

Legit

[onyx vigil]

Fair

[gray kettle]

We all agree Nintendo needs to burn

Alongside EA

[sick trail]

I'll keep using Steam and I love Steam, but I recognize that it's effectively a monopoly and facilitates the trash heap that is CS2 skins trading

[onyx vigil]

Words from a saint

1543 AD

[gray kettle]

Ubisoft is almost fully ingested by china now

[copper vapor]

don't forget the AI slop porn games being spammed on the platform nowadays

[onyx vigil]

So by tenjin or something?

[gray kettle]

Tencent

[onyx vigil]

[gray kettle]

Iirc

[sick trail]

At the very least Steam requires games indicate they use AI

[onyx vigil]

Ah sorry tencent

[onyx vigil]

[sick trail]

Else that game refund window is "whenever" instead of 2 weeks

[cunning reef]

And lets you refund

[shrewd gull]

Tbf not their fault competitors can't do shit and keep shooting themselves in the leg

[cunning reef]

COUGH xbox COUGH

[gray kettle]

I think I have refunded a game after 6 my months

Cause I haven't played it at all

Zero problems from Steam

[onyx vigil]

At least you don’t have to go trough bullshit of deleting your account to restore it after being hacked COUGH activision COUGH

[cunning reef]

Why, having games you don't play in library is quintessential to the steam experience

[sick trail]

Do wish Steam returned your achievement items in TF2
I deleted my shitty badge

[gray kettle]

[onyx vigil]

truly the worst thing happening in the world

[shrewd gull]

I LOVE BOOTLOOPS ON MY PHONE :3

[onyx vigil]

?

[cunning reef]

Needing accounts to play a game was the worst idea

[shrewd gull]

new update sent it to bootloop

[sick trail]

Yeah OK the genocides currently happening in Africa are bad too

[onyx vigil]

True

[shrewd gull]

But flashing the fw and ROM TWICE fixed it

[copper vapor]

I agree
Having to create a Steam account to play Half-Life 2, an offline single-player game, was terrible.

BUT SINCE IT'S VALVE, IT'S OKAY

[sick trail]

p!implode 298075005772627968

[onyx vigil]

Don’t world at warcraft require an account to play?

[shrewd gull]

Poor Kris

[copper vapor]

ofc an MMORPG requires an account to play

[sick trail]

Having to create an account to play CS1.6

[copper vapor]

wakanda question is that

[cunning reef]

I also agree but im too poor to buy all those games somewhere else

Sunk cost fallacy

[sick trail]

Simply move to Kazakhstan
Wait no don't it sucks here

[copper vapor]

"somewhere else" probably also involves using an account, too. especially nowadays since everything is "always online" or "online required"

[onyx vigil]

I don’t know I am not very much against a account for certain games, but for games in general yeah it’s just stupid

[shrewd gull]

It looks nice to visit tho

[copper vapor]

we can all thank Valve and Ubisoft for this always online bullshit

[onyx vigil]

I mean that is basically the only good place to buy pc games now

[copper vapor]

[cunning reef]

I was thinking gog or torrent, unless its one of the 2 online games i play

3

[onyx vigil]

uhhh what does Ubisoft have to do with this?

shouldn’t that be GOG

[copper vapor]

well. gog needs you to create an account, too

[sick trail]

We can thank Valve for MANNCONOMY

[copper vapor]

Ubisoft was one of the 'pioneers' in "always online" gaming with the original Assassin's Creed.
If you didn't have an online connection you could not play the game on PC

[sick trail]

ITEM CRATES WOOO

[onyx vigil]

don’t you also need an account for rockstar games to play the gta trilogy nowdays

[onyx vigil]

Oh yeah that’s fucking bad as hell what the fuck were they thinking

[copper vapor]

then after ubisoft, microsoft decided to join the party with that GFWL bullshit

[onyx vigil]

wait didn’t blizzard also do the same thing with Diablo 3?

[copper vapor]

yes

[onyx vigil]

so are they apart of the blame?

[shrewd gull]

Blizzard

[cunning reef]

Yes, including rdr2 sp

[shrewd gull]

God I hate them so much

[copper vapor]

but that's 2010, the 'always online' was already a thing back in 2007

or 2004 if you count HL2

but hl2 is valve and everything valve does is good

[onyx vigil]

Except dota card game

and loot boxes in csgo

[copper vapor]

valve does NFTs and no one complains

[onyx vigil]

and not releasing any games for like 10 years that people actually care about

[shrewd gull]

Why the fuck is only firefox locked to 60hz unlike the rest of the apps

[copper vapor]

holy shit don't let bogdan read this message

he's gonna have a motherfucking conniption

[cunning reef]

Well do you present an alternative

[proven tundra]

Gridlock

[onyx vigil]

Sorry but I am a disappointed fan in valve alright

[onyx vigil]

Don’t know man we are basically fucked

[copper vapor]

deadlock, but yeah

[proven tundra]

But I guess it's not technically released yet is it

[copper vapor]

and HL Alyx but "no one cares" cuz vr game

[cunning reef]

Its actually really good

[copper vapor]

I know

[proven tundra]

Deadlock

[cunning reef]

But yeah vr barrier

[proven tundra]

I really need this coffee

[onyx vigil]

And it’s a prequel to half life 2 which while fun is not the thing people have waited over 10 years for

[copper vapor]

there's a non-vr mod for it iirc but I have no idea how it goes

[cunning reef]

I wouldn't even bother

Game was made for vr in mind

[obsidian sun]

this is so fucking lame man
having a timer + waiting for a % is so ass

[onyx vigil]

I have a vr headset, so maybe it is fun idk I haven’t played it

[cunning reef]

We have a ps5 vr

[proven tundra]

I have zero interest in vr

[cunning reef]

But i only play no mans sky and gran turismo on it

[onyx vigil]

Oh yeah there is also I think a portal bridge game?

I don’t remember

[copper vapor]

I'd love to play VR but it's extremely expensive over here

[cunning reef]

No mans sky goes hard asf vr

[obsidian sun]

only want vr to play alyx then putting it down

[onyx vigil]

I know like 500 bucks for a ok vr headset with only 128 gigs

[copper vapor]

friend of mine paid almost 3x my monthly wage on a vr set and I don't even remember which set he got

quest 2 I think

[cunning reef]

Enough for 1 rdr2

[onyx vigil]

Lmao

[copper vapor]

enough for 5 helldivers 2 nowadays

[cunning reef]

We judge console space in how many rdr2 it can hold

[onyx vigil]

anyways yeah it’s bridge constructor portal

I forgot about it’s existence until now

[cunning reef]

I loved learning that one of the reasons rdr2 is so big is cus rockstar keeps a separate model for every animal variant in the game loaded

Theres like 30 different cows but theyre all loaded in

Times that by how many animal species in the game

[onyx vigil]

I think I am going to play the forest on basically the lowest quality settings

and on hard mode

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-crank-dat-gif-19328104

Witcher 3 on switch gameplay

[onyx vigil]

The forest on the lowest settings summarized in a nutshell :

It can go like 320 x 180 p or something

[chrome ginkgo]

It took a decade, but I finally made my first meal

[onyx vigil]

What game is it?

[chrome ginkgo]

Vintage Story

[onyx vigil]

I’ll think I’ll check it out

[onyx vigil]

No sorry it can go as low as 320x200p

[chrome ginkgo]

Pretty good not-minecraft

[cunning reef]

Vintage is nice cus no launcher

20 dolar

[chrome ginkgo]

22 dollar technically

20 pounds

[shrewd gull]

20 euros damn

[cunning reef]

Close enough

[light monolith]

So it'd be $30 AUD then.

[cunning reef]

The game is a lot more friendly to modding compared to mc

And also functions more unlike mc mods

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/SynthPotato/status/1998097362414350455

Synth Potato🥔 (@SynthPotato)

Cyberpunk 2077 Multiplayer mod has made MASSIVE progress recently

Now supporting:

- Online racing
- Online PvP
- Hugely improved vehicle syncing

This mod looks unreal. They’ve made massive progress and this was a private beta test so public release could be soon!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 8, 2025, 6:28 PM

[light monolith]

Might have to reinstall ngl.

[sick trail]

Knew someone here would like it

[obsidian sun]

idc about multp but this is cool af

[light monolith]

I really enjoyed playing cyberpunk when I had it installed ngl.

[proven tundra]

I enjoyed it for like ten hours but then I just fell off

Same with Witcher 3

Rdr2

[shrewd gull]

😭

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

Oh nooo, it'll expire in 4 minutes et 39 seconds what will I do

[proven tundra]

Click it really fast so you don't miss out

[real aspen]

i know at least 9 people who would fall for that

[proven tundra]

My favourite is still the pharmacist that I used to work with
She let the "Windows" people into her computer

She had a Macbook

[glad parrot]

Whattt..

[proven tundra]

I worked with another pharmacist that didn't believe in dinosaurs

[shrewd gull]

Reminds me of a guy that had a pilot friend that was a flat earther

[glad parrot]

....my condolences, Rat dad

[proven tundra]

They exist

[proven tundra]

It's okay they were both super nice

And good at pharmacy

Just

Intelligence doesn't carry over sometimes

[real aspen]

Dinosaurs arent real
they were made up by big fossil to sell more oil

[proven tundra]

Ye exactly

[shrewd gull]

real shit

[sick trail]

Oil is Lovecraftian

[light monolith]

Gender is made up by bathroom company's to sell more bathrooms

[real aspen]

bathrooms are made up by civilization to sell more bathrooms

[sick trail]

Bigender agenda

[real aspen]

no

wait

i should be

[shrewd gull]

it was a psyop by the big oil so that we don't find out aliens from the moon bring us the oil

[proven tundra]

Our society is powered by a black goo buried deep underground that is made from the corpses of gigantic ancient beings that died in a long ago apocalypse

[real aspen]

Hygiene and decency is made up by big civilization to sell more bathrooms

[copper vapor]

this could easily be the title of a song from one of those weirdo bands ivan listens to

[proven tundra]

Very true

[shrewd gull]

We definitely don't think of the same Ivan, but the one I actually know fits this description perfectly

Are Ivan's all the same

[copper vapor]

ofc

it's in the name

duh

[oak magnet]

man im wierd

im studying a level physics rn so i can study nuclear physics because im bored

[pallid sapphire]

Darktide server down ?

[oak magnet]

i now know the difference between speed and velocity

never thought that technically speed cant be a negative number

[pallid sapphire]

indeed server down

[glad parrot]

It's okay, Rat dad.. you can be disappointed in them....

[oak magnet]

rip server

[pallid sapphire]

gotta download downdate

So server get up

[proven tundra]

Scalar Vs Vector

[shrewd gull]

rat dad

[proven tundra]

Yes

[glad parrot]

RAT DADDDDDD

[shrewd gull]

how many rats

[proven tundra]

WHATTTT

[pallid sapphire]

Rat daddy can i have a hampter ?

[proven tundra]

Yes

[glad parrot]

RAT DADDY????

[shrewd gull]

HOW.
MANY.
RATS.

[glad parrot]

NAWWW

[pallid sapphire]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BEST DAY

[glad parrot]

THATS WILD

[light monolith]

[glad parrot]

@proven tundra!!!

[shrewd gull]

damn

Thats a lot of rats

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

DO NOT THE RAT

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/album/05jX3Kda6BmEpACV7unScz?si=6DiH04EIT3-wZJtoMj87lw

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

Who the fuck is that

[upbeat verge]

@shrewd gull @proven tundra

its lil jon

[proven tundra]

Crunk

[upbeat verge]

the one and only

[upbeat verge]

complete bangers

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxeQjav4fUg

♻️

[shrewd gull]

No fuckijng wonder I asked who is that I only know the first song

[hexed stag]

Hello, Kings and Queens

[pallid sapphire]

nad

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

i love lil jon

[obsidian sun]

TIL THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS 🗣️

[upbeat verge]

[proven tundra]

Today I Learned?

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/forever-love-i-meme-rudolph-gif-3996748299449077764

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

What does that mean..

What does that meannn, Rat dad..

[shrewd gull]

why are you the rats

[proven tundra]

Sweat drops

[glad parrot]

BUT WHY

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

Mental illness

[glad parrot]

Pf

Fair

[shrewd gull]

What if I took 85 of your rats

[proven tundra]

I would have approximately

[glad parrot]

WHY WOULD YOU TAKE HIS RATS

[proven tundra]

1500 left

[glad parrot]

Wh

[shrewd gull]

To have some myself

[glad parrot]

Okay wait

[glad parrot]

Why does Rat dad have so many rats...

[shrewd gull]

Ok, 850 thejn

[hexed stag]

the rat mom

[glad parrot]

BUT HES DIVORCED

[upbeat verge]

WHAT THEY GON DO? SHIT WHAT THEY GON DO!? SHIT!!🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[glad parrot]

(i think)

[proven tundra]

That is correct

[glad parrot]

HAHAHA, SEE???

[shrewd gull]

What if I won the custody over the rats

[glad parrot]

TAKE THAT MF

[upbeat verge]

hi nirmii

[glad parrot]

Okay, I shouldn't celebrate that..

[proven tundra]

My two irl rats are too old for custody anyway

[glad parrot]

Haaaaiii :3

[shrewd gull]

NAMES

[proven tundra]

Avery
Bronwyn

[real aspen]

ok grrm

[glad parrot]

CUUUUTE

[hexed stag]

bruh
it's possble to divorce after having kids

[glad parrot]

Tell Avery hi from me and SUP MF to Bronwyn!

[real aspen]

what does rr stand for in grrm

[proven tundra]

You said HAIIIIIII to Avery the other day

[real aspen]

damn

[glad parrot]

Then it'd be rat moms

Plural~

[hexed stag]

Bronwyn sounds like a guy's name to me

[glad parrot]

WOAAA REALLY???

[real aspen]

brony

[upbeat verge]

[glad parrot]

Say haaaaiii hello how are ya doin from me again!

[proven tundra]

I mean I almost had a second rat wife
But no more rat kids, I'm fixed

[shrewd gull]

I thought one will be like Ricky because he's silly and stinky and the other will be Custodian of the Galactic Council, Overlord of the Galaxy and The Chosen One Cassius Maximus Decimus Aurelius Cornelius, or just Mew

[glad parrot]

Avery's such a cute name tho

CALL HER CUTE, RAT DAD

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

This ain't optional~

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

hob big the rats

[upbeat verge]

I mean

[oak magnet]

yes

now im going thru accelaration

[upbeat verge]

Lil Jon back in the 2000s was turning clubs upside down he was on top of the game @oak magnet @shrewd gull @proven tundra @glad parrot

[proven tundra]

Poor thing

I'm praying for you

[upbeat verge]

ANd because he's an actual DJ he knows how to get a crowd going and make bangers

[proven tundra]

I was there

[restive bear]

This shit is good

[proven tundra]

World of Tanks

[glad parrot]

I got no idea who that is pffff

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

Wtf that game is still alive?

[upbeat verge]

yes.

[restive bear]

WoT? Yea

[upbeat verge]

unfortunately very pay to win/convinience

but its alive

[proven tundra]

That second shot was fucking disgusting

[restive bear]

It had like a big update where they gave out free tech tree branches to new/old players

[proven tundra]

I love it

[hexed stag]

applies to all f2p games

[shrewd gull]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3MjFwhBL9DVgVoNa1THyMl
I prefer ex-yu bangers

[restive bear]

And this christmas they also gave out another tech tree branch

[upbeat verge]

ok?

[glad parrot]

Free digital stuff? Awesome!

[restive bear]

So I think in total, 3 branches. Which means you don't have to grind any tank you chosen

[oak magnet]

who

[restive bear]

Truly a F2P moment like in all F2Ps

[upbeat verge]

Free digital ones and zeros?

SIGN EM UP FAM

[restive bear]

cough warframe cough

[oak magnet]

this is me fostering my interest in nuclear physics as something to do when bored

[shrewd gull]

warframe 😠

[upbeat verge]

trolling or serious?

[glad parrot]

People literally offing themselves over somethin in uhhh CS

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

i need to know basic physics to learn quantum theory and then nuclear physics

[restive bear]

Yes the luck of RNG blessed me this day

[glad parrot]

Buddy killed himself over ones and zeroes~

[shrewd gull]

The guy that drove the car into the van?

[oak magnet]

i have a physics student friend who opened my mind

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

YEAHHH

[oak magnet]

goddamn i didnt know how fucking insane einstein really was lmao

[shrewd gull]

I remember that

[upbeat verge]

0/1 yourself because of some colorful pixels

🥀

[glad parrot]

That stuff's crazy

[shrewd gull]

He wasnt 0/1 tho

He killed like 3 or 4

[oak magnet]

like, break an atom and the particles that break off from it are heavier than when it was a nucleus???

[restive bear]

All you need to learn is how to boil water in different ways, it's that ez

[upbeat verge]

HAVE AT THEE

[oak magnet]

yeah but i want to know wayyy more about nuclear decay, physics etc

its fun

[shrewd gull]

Like idk, he could've done something else to avoid those kids and mother but yeah, fuck the guy

[restive bear]

Quantum theory? Boil water. Nuclear physics? Boil water

[copper vapor]

most sane, balanced and normal ivan reaction to what someone else said

[shrewd gull]

who the fuck is ivan

[glad parrot]

@upbeat verge

[proven tundra]

Kill yourself CEO

[upbeat verge]

WHAT

[shrewd gull]

YOURE IVAN

[upbeat verge]

WHAT MAN

[glad parrot]

Meet Ivan :3

[shrewd gull]

Long hair metalhead Ivan?

[upbeat verge]

Personally I make Holy Water by boiling the hell out of it

[glad parrot]

Uhh.. I didn't know he's like that

[upbeat verge]

[proven tundra]

Long hair
Check

[shrewd gull]

Sounds like something Ivan I know would say

[proven tundra]

Metal head?
Not sure

[upbeat verge]

guys I do have long hair

[sick trail]

Okay twink

[glad parrot]

WOW

[upbeat verge]

false

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

Yeah no, Ivan I know is nowhere near twink

[hexed stag]

He even dyes a few strands red

[glad parrot]

They're gonna twink out Ivan now, that's crazy..

[shrewd gull]

But they're similar to some extent

[shrewd gull]

me

[upbeat verge]

I'm bulgarian so the laws of the universe forbid that

[shrewd gull]

BUGAR

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

GOOD

[upbeat verge]

dude wtf is this chat

[glad parrot]

I'm sick of TWINKS >:(

[shrewd gull]

Бял мерцедес ме преследва в живота
и неизменно след мене върви.

[proven tundra]

It's when people get bored

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-the-looker-staring-stare-seal-stare-gif-2849303110366368143

[shrewd gull]

BYAL MERCEDES MENTIONED RAHH

[chrome ginkgo]

It's time

I found a massive vein of Magnetite

Iron Age here I come

[upbeat verge]

you need to get checked out

[shrewd gull]

Eat some

[chrome ginkgo]

and it's literally right under my base

[shrewd gull]

Hope romanians invade you

[chrome ginkgo]

I just had to place like 90 ladders

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

dig under the house entire house collapses

[chrome ginkgo]

Seriously right under my base

[upbeat verge]

now elise is farming Vintage Story

[proven tundra]

Medium nice

[glad parrot]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sV-ZzEdQirQ

[chrome ginkgo]

There's at least 200 blocks of iron medium ore here if the Prospecting Pick is to be believed

[proven tundra]

Poggies

[hexed stag]

Hello Nirmiii

[glad parrot]

Sup mf~

Watch this

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7cqKXq3pKFXjd61mBUumZG?si=8375f2262b014abc
@glad parrot @hexed stag @proven tundra @shrewd gull

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

It's RAT DAD

[thick plover]

the jif he posted was a seal you blubbering fool

[chrome ginkgo]

All it says when I break a block here is "Vast" amounts of Iron

[proven tundra]

That's me frfr

[upbeat verge]

[glad parrot]

I'm sorry, I'm not nerdy enough to know that!

(nerd)

[hexed stag]

:DDD

[proven tundra]

My mom is almost 80
She's probably happy about any action my bf gives her

[upbeat verge]

ayoooo

wait you have a boyfriend ratsu?

youre gey?

[proven tundra]

No

[upbeat verge]

oh

phew

[obsidian sun]

he was gey ratsujiro ?

[proven tundra]

But it's funny to say

[upbeat verge]

it was pretty funny

[proven tundra]

I'll be whatever orientation makes the joke funni

[glad parrot]

Your average American discussion :3

[glad parrot]

I was gonna say like

Actually

I won't comment on it anymore~

[proven tundra]

My ex fiancee wasn't bad enough to make me go gey

I still love women

[hexed stag]

I'm glad I didn't listen to it

[upbeat verge]

this man doesn't know peak

[hexed stag]

Neither do you, it seems, bud

[shrewd gull]

go bi then

[glad parrot]

DAMMMMM

[upbeat verge]

Kys

[proven tundra]

Have you met men?
Gross

No thanks

[glad parrot]

Guy

You ARE a man

[shrewd gull]

Well men made me bi so not gross >:p

[proven tundra]

Correct

[thick plover]

Got paper from court

the fucking piece of land my neighbour stole which I paid taxes for has been written over to him by law

[proven tundra]

What the fuck

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[proven tundra]

Adverse possession?

[chrome ginkgo]

THIS VEIN IS ENORMOUS

it just keeps GOING

[shrewd gull]

Serb?

[chrome ginkgo]

120 pieces of medium magnetite and counting

[pallid sapphire]

JUST LIKE THE ONE ON MYYYYY bald head

[glad parrot]

Awesome, that's like 4 ingots!

[chrome ginkgo]

Now hold on

It's medium richness

[thick plover]

grand grandfather was a retard and used his company printer apparently and printed a paper where he said the land is sold (we never saw the money ever) and that is the main reason the trial was lost

[chrome ginkgo]

Not poor

So it's at least 6 ingots

[thick plover]

gonna have my grandma go and ask for the tax money back

[proven tundra]

Dang

[glad parrot]

Soooo true! I totally forgot~

[pliant meteor]

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

Pa sta ocekujes

[thick plover]

Nista

[pliant meteor]

Hey Rat

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5avVpUakfMHD6qGpaH26CF?si=196db42614a44cf3
@pliant meteor @thick plover @shrewd gull @proven tundra @glad parrot

[shrewd gull]

dont ping me with mid

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

WOAH

WOAHHHHHHH

[pallid sapphire]

Ok and did the guy show that any money switched hands?

[upbeat verge]

that IS NOT MID

thats vangelis

[pliant meteor]

Been awhile since I had a music ping from you

[proven tundra]

It's been

[thick plover]

❌

[proven tundra]

Like five minutes

For me

[shrewd gull]

If you were to send Nightwish or something it'd be a different story

[pallid sapphire]

Cause he basicly has to if its proven that it was sold

[glad parrot]

Your music taste is all over the place pfff

[upbeat verge]

yes.

I'm aware

[proven tundra]

Bogdan lives in a mystical place where laws are suggestions

[upbeat verge]

rip

[proven tundra]

Oh good the anti bot works

[glad parrot]

Wha?

[shrewd gull]

SERBIA MENTIONEDRAHHH

[glad parrot]

What happened?

[thick plover]

I think Im gonna spam the mp3

[glad parrot]

Oh

THAT happened

[proven tundra]

There was a scam post on my screen for like .2 seconds

And again

[pallid sapphire]

Where grannies steal the magical ground wires

[shrewd gull]

thats romania

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

SERBIA RAT???

WOA WOAA WAIT

Where was Rat dad durin the Balkan wars...

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

RAT DAD IS A SERB CONFIRMED

[glad parrot]

CROATIA???

YOOOOOO

[proven tundra]

Goddamn it

[glad parrot]

Pff

Another one~

[proven tundra]

Somebody ban that guy

[glad parrot]

GET THAT GUY OUTTA HERE!!!

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

Much worse
French Canadian

[hexed stag]

bruh

[shrewd gull]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hexed stag]

can't yall see that thebot is working

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

FRENCH RAT

POOR RATS

[glad parrot]

...I can't be seen talkin to Rat dad anymore

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

I'm sorry

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

I will file a complaint and take the rats

TheyRE NOT SAFE WITH A FRENCH

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hexed stag]

like this guy

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-what-xqc-what-xqc-search-gif-25343378

[chrome ginkgo]

It keeps getting bigger

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

!SKIN @proven tundra

[proven tundra]

[gray kettle]

My God I hate this day

[copper vapor]

your 'standards' are so insanely out of wack that the council is deliberating on putting you down or exiling you to the french guiana

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

Wha?

[shrewd gull]

RATS, EAT THIS.. PERSON

[glad parrot]

Can I get that dumbed down a lil please

[upbeat verge]

MOOOOODS

[gray kettle]

Not possible

[upbeat verge]

OFFTOPIC IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN

[gray kettle]

IVAN WE NEED THE GUNS

[shrewd gull]

because you're here

[gray kettle]

[shrewd gull]

BUGARU

[upbeat verge]

for what

[copper vapor]

I don't think you get to make this kinda call

[upbeat verge]

I do actually

[gray kettle]

[upbeat verge]

[cunning reef]

the thicker the fupa the better the chalupa

[upbeat verge]

fax

[gray kettle]

I read that completely wrong...

My poor brain

[cunning reef]

i know what you are

[upbeat verge]

[cunning reef]

i misquoted it

its over

[upbeat verge]

you did

shame

[proven tundra]

[gray kettle]

It's joever

[glad parrot]

Yup, just give up at this point

[gray kettle]

Oh, now I noticed the clock

[upbeat verge]

just kys at this point

[real aspen]

ate a tiny mandarin

[gray kettle]

It's almost the end of work

[upbeat verge]

in minecraft ofc

[cunning reef]

why not a mandolin

[gray kettle]

MoinKwaft

Mining coal and diamondz

[glad parrot]

Sus..

[real aspen]

i dont eat musical instruments

[gray kettle]

Making WMDs with some redstone and gunpowder

[celest plank]

gamma discord will become obsolete

goodbye

[cunning reef]

playing mc on a server:

unemployed guy: wiped out all coal in a 300 mile radius around spawn

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5JtTSaH8W6UVqViPgpcqTq?si=5f9e16955dea4b3d

ngl

[gray kettle]

[upbeat verge]

one of vangelis's best tracks to date

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/peripeteia-marie-good-night-dobranoc-спокойной-ночи-gif-15762656054406736442

[gray kettle]

That would be evil

[cunning reef]

it would

yet they keep doing it

[gray kettle]

Poland mentioned

[cunning reef]

maybe theyre evil

[shrewd gull]

A rat

[gray kettle]

A GOOBER

[glad parrot]

POOOOLANDDDD!!!!

[gray kettle]

[gray kettle]

POOOOLSKAAA KURRRWWAAAA

[glad parrot]

Uhhh yeah :3

[cunning reef]

flip this over and its a lollipop for beavers ok

[proven tundra]

[gray kettle]

I smell a spy

[shrewd gull]

Rat 2

[gray kettle]

Those fuckers can run FAST

[cunning reef]

you guys ever seen groundhogs run

[proven tundra]

[cunning reef]

its like watching peter griffin skitter away on all 4s

[upbeat verge]

[glad parrot]

I've seen like.. one sleeping hedgehog and that's it

[gray kettle]

Yikes

[glad parrot]

Wow, why do I never see them?

[hexed stag]

This powder of metals tastes like cement

[glad parrot]

HUH

[glad parrot]

They should make chewable metal :3

[cunning reef]

there is one

its actually safe to eat too

[copper vapor]

there already is chewable metal

[gray kettle]

Please don't mention potassium

[shrewd gull]

I've seen and tooketh so many rats

[cunning reef]

indium iirc

[shrewd gull]

Uranium

[gray kettle]

They can be ridden with fleas

[copper vapor]

Fine. I'll mention another chewable metal.
Sodium

[chrome ginkgo]

I've barely dug into this vein and it's still this much iron

[cunning reef]

doesnt mean you should btw

just mean that you CAN

[gray kettle]

[glad parrot]

Oh

Wait

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6E833f42r1aCkmJFipyl5Q?si=4e6lhHFbTMqh_FY9pmEBww

[glad parrot]

THAT EXISTS?

[upbeat verge]

[shrewd gull]

B-but the rat nose..

[gray kettle]

In today's episode of "We are telling Nirmii the worst thing to NOT Not do"

Also Double negatives

[copper vapor]

speedrunning every disease known to man

[glad parrot]

Oops, accidentally caused an inferno :3

[proven tundra]

You could chew aluminium foil I suppose

[gray kettle]

rolling in Jackass theme

[glad parrot]

I thought that could poison you?

[proven tundra]

I didn't say it would be good for you

[glad parrot]

Ohhhh

Well

You know what they say!

[glad parrot]

You can eat anything! Once

[proven tundra]

If the dog can chew batteries and be fine so can I?

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

i prefer bones

[proven tundra]

[gray kettle]

Bones

[real aspen]

yummers

[glad parrot]

That reminded me of somethin awful

[real aspen]

flame roasted bones especially

[proven tundra]

[chrome ginkgo]

I got 1056 nuggets of iron ore

[gray kettle]

Just don't feed your dog chocolate

[chrome ginkgo]

Unfortunately charcoal doesn't burn hot enough

I need to find an actual coal vein of good quality

Not cheap ass lignite

[glad parrot]

Trader's gonna be like "I'll give you 15 gears for that"

[proven tundra]

[gray kettle]

⚙️

[shrewd gull]

Do you have an uranium rat

[glad parrot]

There was some asshole who was feedin stray dogs chocolate on purpose not that long ago

[real aspen]

reminds me i had a dream once

[glad parrot]

Literally awful

[real aspen]

playing with a dog while feeding it choco pellets

[gray kettle]

Lol

[shrewd gull]

Dogs also shouldn't eat grapes :<

[real aspen]

remind me to never be reborn as a dog

i fucking love grapes

best fruit

...berry?

[gray kettle]

They should be aware about what they shouldn't eat

[real aspen]

is grape fruit or berry

[proven tundra]

No just generic radiation rat

[real aspen]

it's fruit

[gray kettle]

It's like banana

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

Don't forget to give a little bit of uranium as a treat to the RATS >:3

[proven tundra]

Nom

[gray kettle]

THE RAT ATE THE BANANER

[shrewd gull]

BANEYNEY

[copper vapor]

bana

[proven tundra]

The rat is now slightly more radioactive

[gray kettle]

Oh FCK no, I don't want Skaven under my house

[proven tundra]

Too late

[shrewd gull]

We should make the rats attack newbies

[proven tundra]

I did attack someone in <redacted> chat the other day
Cause I thought I was here

I was the one getting whipped

[gray kettle]

RAT CLAN WILL RULE SUPREME

[gray kettle]

That feeling when your own WarpBlast nuke takes out two enemy squads and 8 squads of Skaven slaves

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

relatable

[gray kettle]

There was a spell to blow up your own troops right?

Or was it just the Clan with Mutations troops

[shrewd gull]

REFRIED BEANS SOON >:3

[gray kettle]

[shrewd gull]

why are you sludghing

[gray kettle]

Beans are...

Not that exciting

[obsidian sun]

brain so fried even food gotta be a stimulant

[gray kettle]

Tho they are good if you wanna turn your room into biochemical hazard area

[proven tundra]

I like beans

[shrewd gull]

beans are good

[copper vapor]

what are you, a statue?
If you got somthin, spill de beens

if not, take a hike

[proven tundra]

These with a teaspoon of sugar sprinkled on top

Fuck yeah

[shrewd gull]

sugar

what are you

a rat

[teal spade]

shut it pocket bacon

[glad parrot]

You're not gonna believe this..

[shrewd gull]

hmm

[proven tundra]

I hate to tell you this

[shrewd gull]

lets try Absolute Maximum preset in Vintage Story

[proven tundra]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1531540/view/499465877188511534

Distant Worlds 2 update

[teal spade]

and now the rats are stealing kobold tricks... You guys are just lame

[proven tundra]

[obsidian sun]

dude mods gonna ruin this game for me
found a dude with a rocket launcher

[raven swan]

one of my friends is out touring japan

[raven swan]

and i swear that's influenced my algo

because right on the day bro landed there, i've started getting shorts of japanese restraunts

[proven tundra]

That's me

[teal spade]

Visiting all the great parts...
Nagasaki, Hiroshima.... Nagasaki

[raven swan]

the almighty algo wants to make me regret being poor

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

What

settings

for

the

world

should

I

do

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

good way to get server muted

[hexed stag]

Fukushima

[teal spade]

isn't this flag incredibly taboo?

[obsidian sun]

wildreness survival

[proven tundra]

Oh come on now
The Japanese Empire flag isn't that bad

[hexed stag]

Mby only in JP

[teal spade]

The flag of the Empire of the Rising sun? Ya sure about that?

[shrewd gull]

its used by Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force so probably not

[proven tundra]

[shrewd gull]

what about worldgen

[teal spade]

pretty sure it's on the same level as the swastica in japan

[obsidian sun]

idk im just sayin shit

[proven tundra]

Next you're gonna tell me that the windmill of peace and tolerance is bad

[glad parrot]

WOA HOLD UPPPP

[raven swan]

[proven tundra]

Rat dad getting cancelled today

[hexed stag]

Doubt it.
Go ahead, ask a Japanese person

[glad parrot]

:(

[teal spade]

[raven swan]

i have, they're not taboo

[shrewd gull]

fuck it?

[proven tundra]

[hexed stag]

There ya go @teal spade

[teal spade]

make the width 5 blocks

[raven swan]

just a piece of history

[teal spade]

[shrewd gull]

32 is minimal

but I absolutely will

[proven tundra]

I did see someone try that with Factorio once
Unlimited to the left and right
But limited to one screen width from top to bottom

[raven swan]

also the swastik is auspicious to us indians

https://tenor.com/view/lord-ganesh-gods-kulfy-telugu-లార్డ్-గణేష్-gif-4777107612590135319

[proven tundra]

[teal spade]

it's also different from the nazi one

[shrewd gull]

;lets fucking see what I have done

[cunning reef]

my dad found an old department store guitar

[raven swan]

you're among the 1% that think so then /s

[cunning reef]

the fretboard im pretty sure is made from a 2x4

and its laquered

eugh

[teal spade]

If I'm gonna hate something, I wanna hate it properly

[cunning reef]

me learning about culture and history of every race to be racist more accurately

[raven swan]

[shrewd gull]

ring world basically?

[thin bobcat]

just saw a notification of 3 more bots being in here and immediately getting banned lmao

[teal spade]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[proven tundra]

Ye the bot worked today

[teal spade]

lol, you sure it wasn't the flags and symbols posted above?

[cunning reef]

guys who play on harddrives while traveling and be like "i dont need an upgrade bro"

[shrewd gull]

whar

[proven tundra]

Listen
Shut the fuck up lol

[cunning reef]

i fucked that up

lemme try again

[thin bobcat]

what exactly are you talking about

[thin bobcat]

today?

[cunning reef]

guys who play on harddrives while traveling see this
and be like "i dont need an upgrade bro"

[frail leaf]

Audit statistics to Ragequit

[teal spade]

Noooooooooothing

[proven tundra]

Ye posted the image spam and immediately the post got deleted like maybe 30 minutes ago? Three times

The other day the image stayed up

And you had to manually remove it

[thin bobcat]

Yeah, it was more of a statement as in "It has been working overtime for months by now"

[thin bobcat]

That was because of a restart

[proven tundra]

[thin bobcat]

The bot was offline in the meantime

And they apparently saw that window open lmao

[shrewd gull]

Why dfo I run on left click wtf

[teal spade]

wait, 25bans in 7 days but only 48 in 30? Those bots are so inconsistent

🙄

[thin bobcat]

They honestly stopped posting for a long time

But ever since ragequit was offline for a minute, they started going back at it

[shrewd gull]

Oh I mistook the dumbass animation for running

[proven tundra]

Comes and goes in waves I find

Europa Universalis had a bunch the other day iirc

[shrewd gull]

that pixel there is a racoon falling down ;c

[proven tundra]

I had one that slipped past auto mod on Paradox Interactive as well

[thin bobcat]

We had weeks in which there were 15 a day lmao

[proven tundra]

Gross

[thin bobcat]

But the bot is pretty good at what it does

[shrewd gull]

Terraria if it wasnt 2d

[proven tundra]

They did .jpg instead of .png
Just added multiple .jpg posts to auto mod in response

[teal spade]

i forget, does the server need a verified account to post pictures or nah?

[thin bobcat]

Ah they tried everything on this server already, quite literally

The bot supports it all tho

[proven tundra]

[thin bobcat]

I made sure of that

Even bmp's

And that shit is ancient

[thin bobcat]

Nah

[proven tundra]

Nobody needs to post 4 images at once for legitimate purposes most of the time (most of the time)

[thin bobcat]

Happens on a daily on this server

In newbies and so on

[proven tundra]

Yeah fair

[thin bobcat]

I don't like bragging but if I had to guess, we probably have one of the strongest defences against it lmao

[proven tundra]

If you're getting 15 a day and we don't see most of it
The bots are doing their job pretty good

[neon pulsar]

If the content is related to the topic and the users aren’t too annoying about it, yea it should be fine, but yeah with the current scale of the server it's more prone to abuse

[copper vapor]

bitmap images with 100mb

[thin bobcat]

Without having the user experience affected

You join, you can post images

Couldn't get any more user friendly lmao

[arctic flicker]

Damn, died at the last moment from a rocketeer doing matriarch event

[proven tundra]

Selecting multiple images and posting them all at once is more of a normal use case
The way the compromised accounts do it is posting them one after another all at once

If that makes sense

[copper vapor]

[thin bobcat]

They also tried separating images

And gifs

[proven tundra]

[arctic flicker]

had 4.5K points doing it too

[proven tundra]

GIFs
Amazing

[thin bobcat]

But ragequit supports more than just images

[proven tundra]

Haven't seen that one yet

[thin bobcat]

They gave up on that pretty quickly as well

[proven tundra]

[thin bobcat]

But now they're experimenting with new angles as it seems

Which also get flagged

[proven tundra]

It's always a race between scammers and security

[thin bobcat]

I haven't updated ragequit in months

lmao

[proven tundra]

Just glad I don't do it as a job

I mean you write code good
The common man can't do it for shit

Can't be arsed to future proof

[thin bobcat]

I mean, I went a little overboard with future proofing but yeah

That bot keeps it's current pace up until 1 million blacklisted images

[timid hollow]

Goatse vol 2?

[thin bobcat]

Casino scam ads

[obsidian sun]

I LOVE MODDING

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-gif-7931397507241457912

[timid hollow]

[obsidian sun]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj74XMIE7Dg

[copper vapor]

"back in my day we went to school by rocket jumping uphill through lava both ways"

[obsidian sun]

real

[proven tundra]

There's hearts of iron e sports now? Huh til

[cunning reef]

honestly if youve ever had to walk over an hour to school it genuinely feels like that

[obsidian sun]

now to find a character with a grenade launcher

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

the eternal struggle:
play dps, the healers and tank are bad
play healer, the tank and dps are bad
play tank, the healer and dps are bad

sometimes I think I should just multi-bot

[proven tundra]

Agreed

[obsidian sun]

never play support

[obsidian sun]

took like 2 seconds lmao

[copper vapor]

what's the categories?
is "speedrun nazi germany world domination" one of them?

[proven tundra]

I'm not sure tbh

Hearts of Iron is the only Paradox server I'm not in

Too many Nazis

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770

[oak magnet]

is it wierd im enjoying this physics shit

[proven tundra]

Yes

Stop learning

[oak magnet]

bruh what

[proven tundra]

Be fucking stupid like the rest of us

[oak magnet]

why

how

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

no i want to know about nuclear physics because i like it

[obsidian sun]

there's esports for every game with multiplayer

[oak magnet]

ive gotten acceleration down now

[obsidian sun]

even ones without

[oak magnet]

thats absurd, considering how balance is very hard to determine and make good

[copper vapor]

there's probably some obscure "esports" scene somewhere but I doubt it has actual competition with prize pools

it's probably just 5 neckbeards playing competitively with each other

in most cases

[obsidian sun]

esports is basically the evolution of tournaments

[oak magnet]

then again, practically all competitions are people with some sort of advantages cognitively or physically competing with likewise people, or those who mastered the craft

[obsidian sun]

so not really absurd

[oak magnet]

michael phelps being a “freak of nature” as they say

[copper vapor]

can't wait for redacted 2 chornobyl boogaloo to get its multiplayer mode so we can have esports for it

[oak magnet]

i mean i do get esports for games like CSGO right but like

HOI4???

[obsidian sun]

50 years later

[oak magnet]

i cant fathom it

[obsidian sun]

i mean we had tournaments for wc3

so not far fetched

[copper vapor]

warcraft 3 is a VERY different beast compared to grand strategy like hoi4

[obsidian sun]

but it is a multiplayer game

[copper vapor]

a warcraft 3 match can be finished in less than 10 mins

starcraft, even less

[chrome ginkgo]

We are in BUSINESS

[timber oxide]

Can we have esports for Doge's shitty events?

[cunning reef]

Grenade looks.... familiar.....

[proven tundra]

The starts in HOI are so

What's the word I'm looking for

[cunning reef]

Cant put finger on it....

[obsidian sun]

i mean league a very fast paced game can have games that last 40mins on average

[proven tundra]

Unbalanced I guess

[obsidian sun]

so time isn't the issue

[oak magnet]

yeah literally

[proven tundra]

Like one player is Germany

The other is maybe Russia?

Iunno

[copper vapor]

according to google the average time for one full game of hoi4 is 50 hours

peak esports

[proven tundra]

First person to fall asleep loses

[oak magnet]

its the issue with history games, how to somehow fairly make a economic/political system be represented by bonuses in a video game

[obsidian sun]

what

[oak magnet]

or drawbacks

[cunning reef]

We play cod zombies but the objective is to not fall asleep after round 30

[copper vapor]

the audience will probably fall asleep first

[oak magnet]

or when to fully ommit tragedies and genocides from a historical video game

[copper vapor]

kf2 endles mode, the objective is to not fall asleep after wave 250

[oak magnet]

which in many cases of systems, were kind of part of them

[obsidian sun]

average mp game is 4-12 hours

got damn

[copper vapor]

alright... that's still too damn long for esports lol

[proven tundra]

Can't pause during mp

[timber oxide]

The audience loses and the match is a draw

[obsidian sun]

never understood sandbox / endless games

[oak magnet]

wonder if any game ever let the player as belgium commit terrible things in congo

[cunning reef]

The only thing that could get me to not fall asleep was having cool gun

[proven tundra]

Victoria?

[cunning reef]

If i have anything that isnt the hk21 or the raygun i kill myself