╟❓general-offtopic

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hornet-hollow-knight-silk-song-gif-3602449200779206131

[timber oxide]

🗣️ 💩

[sour rivet]

"spit your shit" or "talking shit"
call it

[timber oxide]

Gei dance doesn't piss me off, silksong does

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1441839391491231764/RDT_20251120_2325168234802383890893163.gif

[slim magnet]

the bridget retcon will never be not insane

[glad parrot]

Waow, she's cute..

[sour rivet]

oh boy here we go again

[slim magnet]

he does look cute as all hell in strive tho

[glad parrot]

Oh

HE???

[sour rivet]

no

[timber oxide]

Yes

[slim magnet]

way better than just a blue nun with shorts

[glad parrot]

WHADDAFUCK

[sour rivet]

0 days without bridget discorse

[halcyon fossil]

oh boy

[timber oxide]

correct

[sour rivet]

its been 3 YEARS already give it up

[timber oxide]

No

[halcyon fossil]

you people are crazy

[sour rivet]

90% of people that talk about bridget dont play the game

[copper vapor]

dangit.

[blazing maple]

she's t ransgender but chuds don't like trans people so they keep calling her a guy

[timber oxide]

Jokes on you, I did play the games

[slim magnet]

i played gg

[copper vapor]

oshit the elevator still arrived

[timber oxide]

Oh my god not the ransgender people

[blazing maple]

watch out

[timber oxide]

My only weakness

[copper vapor]

I think the Testament retcon is more interesting

[sour rivet]

sam i did a oopsie

[sour rivet]

what retcon

[blazing maple]

anyway I'm off to work

[rocky turtle]

well time to go against strongest corporation which i helped all game

[blazing maple]

have fun with the gender discourse

[copper vapor]

became a non-binary twink

[sour rivet]

im going to explode

[sour rivet]

they

always been like that

[slim magnet]

yeah testament has always been kinda like that

[sour rivet]

gear cells and shit

[slim magnet]

sure back in the day it was more of a glam rock thing

[arctic flicker]

open da noor

[copper vapor]

he had muscles and broad shoulders

or they idk

now it's a twiggy twink

[halcyon fossil]

it's so fucking funny watching people reach and reach

[copper vapor]

how else would they pick things up

[glad parrot]

This is so fucked up, chat..

[sour rivet]

so called guilty gear "players" be complaining about gender but not the balancing issues we have

[timber oxide]

Who cares about guilty gear tho

[slim magnet]

strive was always fucked tho

[timber oxide]

I bought the music album, the game was added as a free bonus

[copper vapor]

you could've gotten the music for free as well

[timber oxide]

[forest acorn]

are you talking about brainfart or what

[sour rivet]

blind

[copper vapor]

also when is arc system works bringing blazblue back as a fighting game

[sour rivet]

haha

noooo

[halcyon fossil]

i don't blame you for not wanting to read this

[slim magnet]

the guy behind blazblue left arcsys ages ago

[forest acorn]

yeah

[copper vapor]

I miss getting touch-of-death'd by Hakumen from across the screen

[forest acorn]

my eyes hurt from all the flashbanging

[timber oxide]

Oh no please don't remind me of that

[copper vapor]

let's see how this affects things

now I have no idea what I'm gonna spend the next 6 skill points on.

[sour rivet]

anyway moral of the story is:faust is best character

[copper vapor]

also can I get a 'nice'

[sour rivet]

nic

[slim magnet]

to me it's just insane that people go to war over shit like the bridget retcon bruh like ??????

[timber oxide]

Is it because he sticks two fingers up your ass?

[slim magnet]

i just can't put it into words

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

only 75% of a nice? You drive a hard bargain sir

[sour rivet]

no because hes silly

[timber oxide]

Ok so because of the two fingers, got it

[halcyon fossil]

yeah it's crazy that people still call it a retcon

[forest acorn]

[copper vapor]

I thought Bridget was always transgender? I'm unaware of this retcon

[slim magnet]

you don't like strive? well that must be because you either don't like testament being made girly or bridget being made trans you're a fucking bigot that's what you are

[copper vapor]

then again my first contact with gg was xrd

[sour rivet]

can we just end it and agree that bridgets story was kinda not done well

[timber oxide]

No

[forest acorn]

i wish fighting games didnt suck

[copper vapor]

was bridget previously a girl, or a boy dressing up like a girl

[sour rivet]

tldr; bridgets village kills same sex twins so the parents made her dress and act like a girl

[copper vapor]

[slim magnet]

boy dressing like a girl for survival

[copper vapor]

smart

[forest acorn]

hiii @timber oxide

[copper vapor]

I wish I didn't suck at fighting games

[timber oxide]

In an alternate universe bridget died and we don't have this issue

[sour rivet]

and the arcade mode for strive has bridget talking about this

[halcyon fossil]

bridget's story in strive was her realizing that she felt like a girl anyway and was previously conflicted with that

[left mantle]

alright, time to see how fast I can complete the poe2 campaign

[copper vapor]

⌛

the last fighting game I tried playing was DBFZ

then a tiny bit of GBFVS

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/vegito-yosha-dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-super-gif-12160302284623897230

[sour rivet]

me trying to enjoy playing strive with homeboy only for him to pick potemkin and slayer (im going to have a bad time)

[left mantle]

YOSHAAAA

[copper vapor]

YO

[arctic flicker]

Me ain't gonna do lvl75

[copper vapor]

THIS PERK

REDUCES WEIGHT BY HALF

[timber oxide]

Ok, if we ever play strive I know who to pick

[left mantle]

I LOVE BREAKING COMBO RULES

[halcyon fossil]

i'm going to have a good time against both potemkin and slayer (both banger tracks)

[sour rivet]

its only a bad time if im not playing my main man

[timber oxide]

It will be a bad time regardless

[sour rivet]

SURROUNDED

[timber oxide]

For both of us

[sour rivet]

BY PRECIOUS THINNGS

[copper vapor]

I love Baiken because in each new game she gets another titjob

each game her rack is bigger

[timber oxide]

She gets a what

[copper vapor]

boob job, ya know

[sour rivet]

her boobas have gotten bigger with each entry in the series

[copper vapor]

silicone under the skin

shit girlbosses do

[timber oxide]

Oh in that sense

[slim magnet]

the space makes a crucial difference

boobjob =/= boob job

[halcyon fossil]

i want to say it's a visual fidelity thing but it's funnier to say they're just bigger

[copper vapor]

it's hilarious how we went from this

to this

[sour rivet]

girlboss

[timber oxide]

[noble ice]

[marsh cargo]

ooh no

the gooner fighting game

[sour rivet]

thats dead or alive

[copper vapor]

by the third game in the series she already started getting buffed

[marsh cargo]

forgot that was a thing

[sour rivet]

so did the devs

[halcyon fossil]

lmao

[copper vapor]

also funny how they tried making her "cute" in the earlier games

now she's just the angry raspy voice "pick a fight" generic anime girl

[copper vapor]

doa6 is real trust

[sour rivet]

shes got a childer and husband to look after

[copper vapor]

wait no

doa7

even I forgot where the series was at

I never played a doa game actually

forgot which one has master chief

[halcyon fossil]

nice sol badguy

[copper vapor]

quick, get the cutscene from Xrd where Sol realizes he's Ky's father-in-law

[slim magnet]

3d fgs blow imho

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/sol-badguy-sol-badguy-guilty-gear-sol-badguy-intro-gif-15981259439247832307

[copper vapor]

only one I truly did not like was MK4

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx8cH95Wegw

[copper vapor]

but I grew up on Tekken 3

[slim magnet]

and mk4 is basically a 2d fighter that slightly rotates after every hit

[copper vapor]

in my late teens, Soulcalibur 3 was my jam

speaking of

Sophitia is another character who gets more and more boob jobs as the games go on

[halcyon fossil]

soul calibur 2 was probably my second most played gamecube game

[copper vapor]

link

[halcyon fossil]

i mained yunseong, my brother mained link

[copper vapor]

was the first most played game super smash bros melee, by any chance

[halcyon fossil]

no

[copper vapor]

boo

unless

[halcyon fossil]

it was ocarina of time probably

[copper vapor]

it had a gamecube port?

[halcyon fossil]

yeah the collectors edition

[slim magnet]

oot was on gamecube?

huh

[copper vapor]

interesting

acceptable

only 3 answers were correct but you brought me a revelation

you shall live for now

[sour rivet]

i think my first fighting game was mortal kombat deception

[copper vapor]

my first fighting game was a bootleg demake of Street Fighter II for the NES

[slim magnet]

god ps2 mk was ASS but it had charm dude

it had the je ne sais qois

[copper vapor]

ew fr*nch

arc raiders supports nestlé

[arctic flicker]

they taking all the water again

[wild vortex]

thank god o uninstalled

[sour rivet]

day 4 of begging desperatly for nightreign forsaken hollows
-# (not really)

[wild vortex]

whats that

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[sour rivet]

nightreign dlc

[sour rivet]

sire

[wild vortex]

is that the coop dark souls game

[sour rivet]

OWIE

[rocky turtle]

i love dragon breath ammo 🔥 🔥 🔥

[copper vapor]

yeah the pve battle royale/roguelite/extraction abomination

birb wants to play the caked up nun

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/chanmamaz-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-zzz-zzzero-gif-1621525925110372460

[copper vapor]

who enjoys licking walls

[sour rivet]

well not just her

[slim magnet]

when's soku on steam with invite lobbies and shit

[sour rivet]

scholar also seems fun

[arctic flicker]

must be a goat licking walls for that salt

[slim magnet]

that's the real question

[sour rivet]

and i wanna fight the new bosses

[slim magnet]

when's soku

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-juice-sumo-de-laranja-suco-de-laranja-oj-glass-gif-11126359782211439838

[copper vapor]

what's soku

how's soku

why's soku

[copper vapor]

this is a smooth gif dang

[blazing maple]

Potemkin buster upon you

[sour rivet]

you dont get to say that

this is traumatic

i bet dogman told you to say that to me

the bastard

[halcyon fossil]

Nirvana~

[blazing maple]

She got her arm removed and all the bicep mass went into her tits #lifehack

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

DISSCOOOOOOOOORD PRECIIIIIIIDES

[copper vapor]

goals

so if she lost her other arm

[blazing maple]

Bridget ass attack

[copper vapor]

big naturals harry dubois explosion meme

[blazing maple]

Fuck it

[sour rivet]

fuck it?

[copper vapor]

consensually, I hope?

[blazing maple]

TOTSUGEKI

[sour rivet]

NOI

NO

NO

NOOOOOOO

[halcyon fossil]

A

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1346332894817161367/Bocchi_Rock_FGC_-_1896625370482577839.gif

[timber oxide]

If you guess my main I will extend your pyrfriend subscription even though your pyrpoints are in the negatives now

[sour rivet]

johnny

[timber oxide]

You can ask me one question

[timber oxide]

No

[sour rivet]

shit

[timber oxide]

This won't count

[sour rivet]

robo ky

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuFi6S_V1YQ

[timber oxide]

Dude you can ask me one question you don't have to yolo it

[sour rivet]

hhhnnng

[blazing maple]

The samuraiguy

[sour rivet]

what game

[timber oxide]

Strive

[halcyon fossil]

input one of your special attacks right now into chat

[blazing maple]

Don’t recycle react me I don’t have internet

[sour rivet]

wrong emoji

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B9VaRDlHA4

[sour rivet]

well ok

hmm

[timber oxide]

You'd be correct if we were talking about blazblue

[sour rivet]

shouldnt have used my only question....

[blazing maple]

Wolf man cross arms

[timber oxide]

I will give you one more question cause I forgot you're kinda silly like that

[copper vapor]

uh oh

[sour rivet]

dlc character?

[timber oxide]

Hold up lemme check

[blazing maple]

It’s pikachu

[sour rivet]

sam can i have 500 coins

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/haohmaru-haohmaru-samurai-shodown-samurai-shodown-samsho-gif-6527694216231839046

[blazing maple]

Goldlewis vaginaindaughter

Sorry I meant Dickinson

[timber oxide]

I don't think it's DLC

[sour rivet]

im gonna go all in

and say

leo

[blazing maple]

He’s all in

[timber oxide]

Listen

Leo would be my 2nd

[slim magnet]

me when i SENPUU RETSUZAN 🌪️ 🌪️

[sour rivet]

shit ok if hes your secnond...

[blazing maple]

Burger girl?

[sour rivet]

ram

[timber oxide]

Yes

[sour rivet]

I

KNEW IT

[timber oxide]

You didn't

It's your 4th guess

[halcyon fossil]

i would not have guessed ram

[sour rivet]

the moment you said leo would be your 2nd

[timber oxide]

Ok I guess I will extend your pyrfriend subscription

[blazing maple]

I guessed it I’m soooo smart

[timber oxide]

I guess Sam also gets an extension

[sour rivet]

im gonna harvest you

[blazing maple]

I’m extended!!!!

Hhhngngngg

[timber oxide]

EXPAND SAM

[sour rivet]

NO

[blazing maple]

Hbgngnngng

I’m sooooo jolly

[sour rivet]

prove it

[timber oxide]

How is that related tho

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he37X4gCaZQ how is this video still not above 100 views is insane dude this thing is mental

[sour rivet]

both make me want to die

[slim magnet]

i've watched it like over 20 times already and it's still golden

[timber oxide]

Oh

[halcyon fossil]

i've learned how to play against ram, nobody fucking plays leo so when he shows up it's like ????

[timber oxide]

My third choice is the most basic of picks - Sol

[sour rivet]

sol badguy

[wild vortex]

i just escaped from matrix holy shit

[timber oxide]

Now you know one person

[sour rivet]

using my mass intellect (and not your last pfp fr fr ong) i say your main is best girl elphelt

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Roll intelligence

[halcyon fossil]

i'm giovanna, elphelt, ky, and faust if i'm feeling spicy

[frail leaf]

🎲 16 -1 ➡️ 15

-# 1d20 -1

[arctic flicker]

into the trashcan it goes

[timber oxide]

You ar winnar

[halcyon fossil]

giovanna is my #1 and it isn't even close

[proven tundra]

5k coins at least kek

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/slayer-superman-stare-guilty-gear-strive-gif-1042560579527528411

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkcAteVxt0k

[quiet abyss]

i just realized i also have to level the class specifics

aw fuck

imma be here for ages XD

[timber oxide]

You know what Birb

You're my friend

Even if I don't agree with you

So I'll set your pyrpoints to 100

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-war-avengers-gif-14003260

I FEEL THE POWER

THE RACISM FUELS MY VEINS

[timber oxide]

Oh shit wrong points

[sour rivet]

CARRS

VEHICLES

[timber oxide]

NO

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-inconvenience-beamng-brucknell-ibishu-etk-gif-27259016

[proven tundra]

100k made for the day that's enough ARC

people are shooting everyone out there

[upbeat verge]

shoutout to the guy who played triangle in my band for 10 years
thank you for every ting
@proven tundra @real aspen

[sour rivet]

do what you want with this

[halcyon fossil]

need this

[proven tundra]

[arctic flicker]

I've given up on no-lifeing 5mil for those 5 SPs

[quiet abyss]

me when im in o block in chicago

[green granite]

Huh

[proven tundra]

I'm at 2.5m, just trying to get to 3m before wipe tbh

another few days and I can relax

[slim magnet]

if you ever feel useless remember those wooden mannequins for drawing exist

[arctic flicker]

All I care about, is that drip

but "patchwork raider outfit" sounds like it'll be ass

[proven tundra]

Time to Shadow my Empire some more

getting there

We're at war with #3 (formerly #2) and #6, technically still at war with #8 but I have no idea where their last units are

[glad parrot]

Oh wow, didn't know the Tortellini Regime's doin that well

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJAki5A_CXs

[proven tundra]

what a silly name

Let's all go visit Moofmoor

[glad parrot]

Moff :3

https://tenor.com/view/moth-dance-windy-mothin'-mothin-gif-3557803883483505551

[slim magnet]

moths are so beautiful dude

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

why was i pinged

you of all people never ping me

[wild vortex]

every ting

haha

[glad parrot]

I KNOWWW RIGHT

The irresistable urge to pat moff..

[upbeat verge]

<3

gn chat

[wild vortex]

gn

[glad parrot]

Good night @upbeat verge :3

[upbeat verge]

heres a reel

[green granite]

Yikes....

[glad parrot]

What a steal..

[upbeat verge]

@wild vortex @glad parrot

[wild vortex]

what the fuck is being said

[glad parrot]

..oh god

[wild vortex]

sniper 🥶

[glad parrot]

It's french

[upbeat verge]

idk but it made me laugh so much

[glad parrot]

ITS FRENCH

WTF IVANNNNN

[wild vortex]

tuff as fuck

[upbeat verge]

its 1am

and im crying

from laughing

mf said catapuuult

[glad parrot]

WHAT IS HE SAYINNNN

HE SOUNDS LIKE HES ROASTIN THE FUCK OUTTA HIM

[upbeat verge]

i cant

help

[glad parrot]

METEORITE

HAHAHAHA

[upbeat verge]

CLASH ROYALE

oh lord

[glad parrot]

Oh my god

Wtf

I love that so much

[upbeat verge]

dreamworks

[glad parrot]

holy fk

[proven tundra]

@rocky turtle I guess I know who's getting this...

[glad parrot]

that made me laugh so bad

WHY

[upbeat verge]

told u

[proven tundra]

I knew it would work

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

IVE ALREADY FALLEN

I CANT DRIVE MY HEAD

ITS THAT I FALL IN YOU

[sour rivet]

erectile defunction

[glad parrot]

BWAHAHAHAHAH

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-wave-luce-catholic-raincoat-gif-16720433472864430225

[timid hollow]

:(

</3

who tf is knightlord

[sour rivet]

kill them

[glad parrot]

Jam starten

[timid hollow]

Irgendwann schepperts

krieg zu viel hier

[glad parrot]

:3

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5b0fm-GQeo&list=RDP5b0fm-GQeo&start_radio=1

[proven tundra]

@timid hollow in honor of your service
We named our first fighter jet after you

[quiet abyss]

mission reward is kinda heat

[timid hollow]

[quiet abyss]

saves me the trouble of leveling a bit

[timid hollow]

i already have squadron names/codesigns if you need them

maybe i should shadow my empire too and try to build a giant airforce

[proven tundra]

Sure, what's the 1st Air Command to be called

[glad parrot]

Meowers

[timid hollow]

hmmm Mobius Squadron

[quiet abyss]

"They fly now!" should be the 1st air command

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-rise-of-skywalker-storm-troopers-they-fly-now-finn-gif-15655999

funniest thing from the sequels

[glad parrot]

..is that supposed to be funny?

[quiet abyss]

yes its sad that its the funniest thing

because its not funny

i just reference it because of how fucking stupid it is

like theyve been flying for some time now iirc

not like that was new

[glad parrot]

(i don't even know who "they" are pfff)

It's weird

That LOOKS familiar

I just can't place it tho

OH ITS STAR WARS

The gold droid gave it away

[timid hollow]

[quiet abyss]

this guy bro

[oblique belfry]

mmm

[slim magnet]

i mean to be honest that gif barely gives away it's star wars

[oblique belfry]

toast

2x

[slim magnet]

sure there's the white clad soldier dudes in the gif

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSY7K6Y9C8E

[slim magnet]

but it's not like star wars invented white clad soldiers

[zealous depot]

[slim magnet]

or dudes in desert gear

[glad parrot]

I kept thinkin it might be Star Wars but like.. I couldn't remember if they ever did that weird uhh..

Scooter launch thing?

I don't even know what the fuck that is..

[quiet abyss]

thats fair

[quiet abyss]

erm actually they did, my source? i made it the fuck up

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[slim magnet]

job market so good for IT that the only two (2) posts are on the other corner of the fucking country and it's one of those startup companies built with only interns and juniors to reduce spendings to near 0

and is most likely a pyramid scheme

i love IT so much they call me pennywise

[proven tundra]

Just have to pretend to be AI
They'll hire you straight away

[timber oxide]

GABEN! GIVE ME MY MONEY, GABEN!

[proven tundra]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DPWVTipAA_J/

[pure compass]

Shouldve done hardware
||It's shit too ||

[timber oxide]

Steam is now the shittiest platform until I get my money

[slim magnet]

i wouldn't have done either i was forced into it

[pure compass]

Into a deadend field?

[slim magnet]

yeah

[pure compass]

I'm so sorry

[cunning reef]

I hope you made this up its fire

[slim magnet]

and i told my parents that it was a dead end career path not only because there's nobody in the extended family to get me a spot through nepo (which is the only real way to secure spots) but also because ai exists and it'll always be better than paying people

even if juniors don't really get money

[slim magnet]

i honestly do think i made it up because i don't remember ever seeing that anywhere

but if i didn't then i'm not paying royalties

[cunning reef]

As it should be

[timber oxide]

I'm now gonna use it and I won't pay you any royalties either

[pure compass]

I fought a FOUR AP spoder

It died horribly because "lmao hallway" tho

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

the one with 4 ap is summoned

because i summoned 3 of them in some defense mission

[zealous depot]

[pure compass]

are they good™

[zealous depot]

There's spooders?

[pure compass]

on venus

[rocky turtle]

4 ap brav

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[zealous depot]

Welp ain't going to venus

[rocky turtle]

they cleared that defense mission for me

[pure compass]

and also coccoons you can steal to summon your own spoder

[rocky turtle]

deers on jupiter

[pure compass]

tzectlan missions also bring spoders

[zealous depot]

Man

Why did droon convince me to get this game

Gonna punch my pc screen

[rocky turtle]

[pure compass]

You gotta learn mechanics n shieeeet

that nobody wrote down

[oblique belfry]

cuck shotgun

also

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

Yeah

But

Spooders

Fuck em

[oblique belfry]

hmm

to arc or mc

[proven tundra]

I just killed the fuzziest spider I've ever seen

It was very cute

[rocky turtle]

carpet bomb them

[proven tundra]

ARC
Redeem yourself from last night

[oblique belfry]

@copper vapor willing to go duo for trials ?

[zealous depot]

I can't do that

[pure compass]

REMEMBER sorbents dont cost materials to make

[zealous depot]

I was making bandages and backpacks

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

Was tearing apart everyone's clothes if they were bad

(It was all bad)

[pure compass]

just make medkit tbh

[rocky turtle]

collect meat too for making antibiotics

i mean

[green granite]

@zealous depot

[rocky turtle]

when its gonna be rotten

[pure compass]

it'll rot in your cargo hold anyways

[rocky turtle]

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brush-broom-gif-6515360336436091889

[rocky turtle]

if its too hard u can play on easy to learn the game better

[left mantle]

https://x.com/pathofexile/status/1998182215910592683?t=HRQELuy_C2yUopyRHMAdJw&s=19 whelp looks like im watching tga after all

Path of Exile (@pathofexile)

Watch The Game Awards ceremony on December 11th PST to earn the Druids of the Maji Portal! In addition, support your favourite streamer to get a Battle-hardened Warbear Shapeshift Effect!

Find out more here: https://t.co/K9I4HA3tqs

X · Dec 9, 2025, 12:05 AM

[sour rivet]

ALLL IN ON HALF LIFE 3

AND IF IM WRONG?

[oblique belfry]

kill youself

[sour rivet]

you all have my permission to kill me

[oblique belfry]

this bitch afk

im going mc

[sour rivet]

i took showah

im... clean?

[green granite]

Seems like I have gotten myself into some fancy collision

[sour rivet]

mr krabs shot a android here

[static axle]

the most dog shit looking place to bleed out

[quiet abyss]

5 done

7 to go

thats just veteran tho

not including the zealot thunder hammer, the psyker swords and the ogryn stuff

fuck the ogryn

hate playing it

[oblique belfry]

if the android was a jerk

[quiet abyss]

i like when poeple play it, but i hate playing it, its just not fun

[oblique belfry]

he deserved it

prolly

[sour rivet]

i wasnt a good connor on my first playthrough

[oblique belfry]

heresy

[sour rivet]

i was a childer

[oblique belfry]

heresy 2x

[sour rivet]

dont worry i beat the game like 5 times after that

[oblique belfry]

child

what the fuck

[sour rivet]

but...

[oblique belfry]

THEY ELIMINATED HADES 2 FOR GENSHIN AND WUTHERING WAVES ?

[sour rivet]

that china money hits hard

[oblique belfry]

actual glorpshit

at least thank fuck dispatch made it

[sour rivet]

i hope it wins a few

it was a good game

[oblique belfry]

birb

dispatch was only nominated as debut indie

[sour rivet]

i should kill myself

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

who won in the other catagories

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

imma vote dispatch even though i have still yet to play the game

[copper vapor]

wait did steam awards already happen

[oblique belfry]

we shall learn in uhhh

[copper vapor]

or is this tga

[oblique belfry]

2 days

no 3*

[sour rivet]

bollocks

[oblique belfry]

it will happen in exactly 72 hours

[sour rivet]

oh damn japan got hit by a big earthquake earlier

[oblique belfry]

mfers were recording their lamb swaying all over the place

because they know their foundations are solid

[sour rivet]

why didnt the rock warn us of this

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile a simple earthquake with 5 magnitude destroys small houses here

love my government who uses cheap materials and empty holes for houses

you can literally knock on some part of the foundation and hear a hollow sound

in newer houses

[sour rivet]

just hire an amish person to build your house back up

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-amish-building-build-explosion-gif-12259319577573268006

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-build-break-gif-4651371

goddammit

[sour rivet]

braincell

[oblique belfry]

i was 1 sec slow

[sour rivet]

now now

its a different gif

[oblique belfry]

also

this bich ignored me

@copper vapor you are down to duo arc for trials ?

otherwise imma mc

[slim magnet]

i mean there's no real need for anti earthquake infrastructure if earthquakes don't really happen where you live

[oblique belfry]

it happens every 2 weeks or so

[slim magnet]

and if they do, it's extremely rare

[oblique belfry]

no

its pretty common here

[slim magnet]

nah dude that's construction work

[oblique belfry]

thats why im venting

[slim magnet]

i live in the ring of fire

we don't even get fart intensity quakes every 2 weeks

[oblique belfry]

just remembered the utter garbo that was pc gamer show most wanted

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/birmingham-steamy-mood-woke-up-in-a-steamy-mood-fucking-shithole-i-live-in-a-shithole-gif-26014679

[slim magnet]

that's construction

[oblique belfry]

fucking sts 2 on number 1 most wanted game

while gta 6 is 5

ok bud

[sour rivet]

not throwing shade at slay the spire but like

damn

[oblique belfry]

brother its statistically impossible

[slim magnet]

you wouldn't say the same thing about a call of duty trailer

[copper vapor]

maybe later

[sour rivet]

where is my trailer 3 with the new release date

[oblique belfry]

dam. Okay imma mc then

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQzPHIL75SM

[copper vapor]

I'm being dragged into wakfu again

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

good luck

holy AI

[sour rivet]

perish

[oblique belfry]

not the vine thud at the end

[sour rivet]

do you think we'll see tommy again in 6

[oblique belfry]

i fucking hope so man

hell i'll even take a name drop

or reference

[sour rivet]

johnny showed up in 5 only to be curb stomped

fuckin bullshti man

[olive coral]

I will crash the fuck out if gooner slop wins

Dont they give something to players if they vote for it

[oblique belfry]

they do ?

BRUH

THATS BRIBERY WHAT THE FUCK

JAPAN PROPAGANDA

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VYkktkyf04

[oblique belfry]

also i love how the AI can't even comprehend the graphics of gta 6 so it just glosses up everything

everything looks oily

[slim magnet]

but both are chinese games

[sour rivet]

wrong country

[oblique belfry]

they are from china ?

[sour rivet]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

thought genshin was japan made

nvm then

CHINA PROPAGANDA

[sour rivet]

wheres my (south)korean propaganda

[olive coral]

I remember they did before for some other voting event, idk if they do it for this one

[oblique belfry]

how about nor- [REDACTED]

[slim magnet]

last japanese gacha was kancolle

[sour rivet]

he was shot 😔

[slim magnet]

and that was in like 1973

[olive coral]

There is no propaganda in north korea, only true and free media!

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

you know what im hoping for at tga doge?

[copper vapor]

hl3

[sour rivet]

no

[oblique belfry]

it time

[oblique belfry]

lemme guess.....

starts with f

[sour rivet]

no

[oblique belfry]

and ends with able 4 ?

[sour rivet]

im hoping we finally figure out WHERE THE HELL IS THE BOSS!?

[oblique belfry]

oh right

doubt it will make it though

didnt it release this year

yeah on march

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-joel-g-speaking-fast-food-handsome-boy-gif-15115278703471069995

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-joel-g-the-voices-no-no-no-no-no-no-gif-3622568628135902075

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/kane-ena-ena-dream-bbq-bye-chat-kane-bye-chat-gif-1693395294318884098

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-joel-g-joel-g-ena-dream-bbq-dream-gif-12179615072266653167

"robes"

slot:ring

i need to make this item

[wide chasm]

Slowly acquiring that copper DRIP

[copper vapor]

glorious

[wide chasm]

Now to get me some chainmail and lamellar

I wish we had lamellar iron armor tbh

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[copper vapor]

doge last night after arc

[oblique belfry]

7 runs 1 evac

[sour rivet]

doge

you should get madness project nexus whenever you have the ability

[oblique belfry]

neuw

[blazing maple]

My phone is trying to categorise me and idk if I’m a people or a pets

We’ll never know

[copper vapor]

yes

[oblique belfry]

yes

[blazing maple]

Also devious cat wink

[copper vapor]

has sam doxxed herself

[oblique belfry]

zesty cat

[sour rivet]

sam face jumpscare

[copper vapor]

accidental sam face reveal?

[sour rivet]

2nd time

[oblique belfry]

"accidental" doubt

[sour rivet]

im gonna say something that will end with my death

sam why your face so fat

[wide chasm]

do it

[oblique belfry]

no balls

[wide chasm]

damn

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ

[wide chasm]

Good luck soldier

[copper vapor]

round face just like me wife

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[timber oxide]

Valid question

[sour rivet]

the answer will shock you
as in im going to be put in the shock chair

[blazing maple]

Full of nurgle pus

[wide chasm]

Im thinking if i should say anything about weight,but i probably shouldn't

[timber oxide]

Valid answer

[sour rivet]

valid answer

[oblique belfry]

big boss fight time

[sour rivet]

thank youy sam

[sour rivet]

hey wait

this looks

[blazing maple]

Glory to grandfather

[sour rivet]

familiar

[copper vapor]

disgusting

[sour rivet]

oh sam

i tried to fight tamur last night

it didnt go well

my ass shouldnt have gone to war with nurgle

[blazing maple]

Heartwarming: this transgender woman is breaking stereotypes by worshipping nurgle instead of slaanesh

[wide chasm]

Who tf are you fighting Beelzebub?

[sour rivet]

worship tzeentch

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

gandalf

[copper vapor]

worship deez

[marsh cargo]

nah he a fraud

[sour rivet]

correct

[timber oxide]

Nether ceiling
Looks inside
Structure

[oblique belfry]

love breaking bedrock

mmmm

yummy bedrock dust

[timber oxide]

Also did you just pick up AIR

[oblique belfry]

backpack magnet

for some reason

[sour rivet]

its

[oblique belfry]

it shows up as "air"

[marsh cargo]

papa nurgle (his love is one of the worse things in the setting)

[wide chasm]

Is that from Dusk

[sour rivet]

yea

[copper vapor]

DOSK

[timber oxide]

Bro give that back, we need it to live

[oblique belfry]

im in hell

you'll live

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/addable-sky-addable-dusk-game-dusk-fps-gif-21401282

[blazing maple]

I inherited my round face front. My grandma and dad side of the family

[wide chasm]

i should really finish dusk man

[copper vapor]

yes you should

[sour rivet]

do it

[blazing maple]

Yeah

[sour rivet]

i still need to play dusk hd

[wide chasm]

i left that game halfway for W*rthunder 🤢

[sour rivet]

sam you do it too i sure you can handle another game on the list

[blazing maple]

Do it for Andrew hulshult

[sour rivet]

dusk mobile

[blazing maple]

Into the pile it goes

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

fuuuuuuuck

[wide chasm]

You should also play ULTRAKILL

[sour rivet]

did

[blazing maple]

I don’t believe in that propaganda

[sour rivet]

p ranked p 2

[copper vapor]

one boomer shooter at a time

[wide chasm]

Do it

[sour rivet]

you should play GLOOMWOOD

[blazing maple]

Gloomin it

[sour rivet]

new update soon

[copper vapor]

play selaco or viscerafest

[wide chasm]

holy tism i can barely beat v2's second encounter

[wide chasm]

play Darkwood,definitely like gloomwood

oh wait

much better

[blazing maple]

I did

I was the queen of bear traps

Poland feared me wolf men loved me

[wide chasm]

oh fuck off what game have you not played

[copper vapor]

I need to play the mooncrash dlc for Prey

bought it years ago

same with the alucard dlc in lords of shadow 2

[wide chasm]

Play BLOOD

[blazing maple]

Sports games and car games

[copper vapor]

I will not put myself through that torture again

[wide chasm]

Cmon its not blood 2 its not that hard

or shit

or fucking RAW

[sour rivet]

smackdown vs raw 2007

[opal star]

Blissful.

[blazing maple]

tosses dynamite at you

[copper vapor]

blood 2 is awful
blood 1 is a good game but it's absolute fuckin torture

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-dynamite-blood-bingus-explode-explosion-gif-5642394397713656584

[copper vapor]

open a door
instantly get blasted by 50 hitscanners and dynamite

[wide chasm]

be tommie cultist, fucking hitscan you from half of the map before you can reach me

[blazing maple]

Pitchfork upon ye

[wide chasm]

too late

[blazing maple]

Blood truly is the hitscan game of all time

[oblique belfry]

it begins

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-cacodemon-gif-26438882

[copper vapor]

bitchfork when

[wide chasm]

you're being harrased by shotgun cultists

[wide chasm]

dont ask for what the holes are

[blazing maple]

Any fork I wield is called that

[copper vapor]

gas exhaust so it can fly

silly brainrotted fool

[wide chasm]

brilliant

[oblique belfry]

WHAT

I CHEATED DEATH SOMEHOW ?

[blazing maple]

Jesus after 3 days:

[oblique belfry]

i had no safeguard passive
no totems left

it said "i was slain" but i was still alive

odd

anyways

bosses are too scary now

cant get too close

i get 1 shot

at least i dont have to fight gandalf again

god swag glasses

which you can barely see

[thick plover]

You fucking suck

[oblique belfry]

why

[thick plover]

I close discord and go to sleep and dont elaborate

[oblique belfry]

okay ?

[blazing maple]

DOGE

https://x.com/arcaneontwt/status/1998112730176528691?s=46&t=B4AbtM6UPdDq772IyZkFKQ

arcane characters on twt (@arcaneontwt)

X · Dec 8, 2025, 7:29 PM

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet go watch arcane

[sour rivet]

I HAVE

NO

WAY

[oblique belfry]

there is gazillions of sites my dude

[sour rivet]

(legally and im lazy)

[oblique belfry]

because at this point everytime sam posts arcane and i see it

i will ping you

punishment

[sour rivet]

hes going to torture me

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/bluebriararts/status/1998146812759421284?s=46&t=B4AbtM6UPdDq772IyZkFKQ

JOLLY hazel 🎁🎄 (@BluebriarArts)

I forgot I left the 1/100000 withered foxy jumpscare mod on.

QRT: BluebriarArts
It's that time of year where i start another calamity playthough

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 8, 2025, 9:44 PM

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

HA

i...

should play infer...

NO

STAY IN THE BOX

[copper vapor]

did any of us get level 75 in arc raiders yet

maybe uh

who was our resident nolifer

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/ridiy_vortep/status/1998024702816817378?s=46&t=B4AbtM6UPdDq772IyZkFKQ

RIDIY (COMMS OPEN) (@ridiy_vortep)

I like him so much
#pennywise

X · Dec 8, 2025, 1:39 PM

[oblique belfry]

sturm i think

[copper vapor]

atroxinal? kreeo?

oh right sturm

[oblique belfry]

no

atrox aint even close

[sour rivet]

isnt pennywise a gal according to mr king

[oblique belfry]

kreeo last time i saw he was around 40ish

[copper vapor]

legit curious on where I'll put the next 6 skill points I'll get

I have no friggin clue

[oblique belfry]

show me your tree

[copper vapor]

guh

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/erdtree-elden-ring-8fn2s73nas8n-gif-25156509

[copper vapor]

gonna start up the game rq

[blazing maple]

He’s a 8.5 billion year old eldrich monster

[sour rivet]

yeah

and can be easily defeated by not being scared

weak ass bitch

[oblique belfry]

🥀

this man has a whole ass yellow tree

and says "wtf do i do"

[sour rivet]

yellow tree poopie tho

[oblique belfry]

isnt there a few outliners

[copper vapor]

I've been told the upper side of the mobility tree is either not worth getting or straight up not working

[sour rivet]

yeah

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/pumpkin_flee/status/1998098060271108321?s=46&t=B4AbtM6UPdDq772IyZkFKQ

Biyo (@pumpkin_flee)

"Do your balls "Do they wobble
hang low" to the floor"

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 8, 2025, 6:31 PM

[oblique belfry]

this is good no ?

[sour rivet]

i saw this

[sour rivet]

here

[blazing maple]

Good formatting

[oblique belfry]

i want this as well

[copper vapor]

I'd have to start using sprint dodge roll for it

[blazing maple]

She’s so scared

[oblique belfry]

you dont ?

[copper vapor]

nope

[oblique belfry]

mad

nvm then

[oblique belfry]

only good thing for you then

in yellow tree

[sour rivet]

im so glad nobody here is forcing me to play e33

[oblique belfry]

hmm

[oblique belfry]

🥀

league

[copper vapor]

trasH
peak
peak
peak

[sour rivet]

i loved division 2

although i had very annoying audio bug on ps4

[oblique belfry]

fuck it

[sour rivet]

nothing fixed it

[copper vapor]

div2 was alright

[oblique belfry]

i guess go for these

[copper vapor]

I hated the summit tho

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

and it was only me

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/1v9gg/status/1997800039373316585?s=46&t=B4AbtM6UPdDq772IyZkFKQ

1v9.GG (@1v9gg)

X · Dec 7, 2025, 10:47 PM

[copper vapor]

summit was lame and when we reached the top floor we just cheesed the bosses

[sour rivet]

dogeman, explain

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

this is your average botlane experience

[green granite]

This is just sex

[blazing maple]

Bebop hooking your support moment

[oblique belfry]

wouldn't your hand burn ?

[sour rivet]

shit

fuck

[green granite]

Wdym

[copper vapor]

mp5 but worse

[green granite]

Wdym mp5 but worse

It is MP5

[oblique belfry]

you know. where your hand goes

whats the point of vent holes

[green granite]

Well first generation

[oblique belfry]

if your hand is just gonna cover it

[green granite]

Heat shield

[oblique belfry]

thats what i meant

[oblique belfry]

by this

[green granite]

So the heat can be vented and cool at the same time

[green granite]

Nearly all guns rn irl you see have hole on handguard

[oblique belfry]

never noticed

[green granite]

Well military weapons

[oblique belfry]

usually its on top of the handguard

anyways

[oblique belfry]

mbo i think you should go for those skills

got nothing else to suggest

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

green tree only has melee stamina cost and damage

[copper vapor]

I'll ask some meta chaser

[oblique belfry]

which is ?

[copper vapor]

and then ignore their advice

[oblique belfry]

you could spend 3 points for that skill

its alright

[frank hearth]

this only goes for slow walking

not regular

[oblique belfry]

slow walking as in not running right ?

[copper vapor]

slow walking as in pressing V to slow walk

[frank hearth]

no

[oblique belfry]

you can do that ?

[frank hearth]

slow slow walking

[copper vapor]

but I've seen someone say this also works when you're walking slowly due to carrying field crate

[oblique belfry]

i didnt know that

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ElpheltHourly/status/1778543724378689987?s=20 i was scrolling through my bookmarks and i found elph

Hourly Elphelt 💖✝️ (@ElpheltHourly)

if you hug her hard enough she makes this sound

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 11, 2024, 10:00 PM

[green granite]

The one game where I see stamina refreshes faster when standing still so far is Sdalgers

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

there is many games that has that

cry of fear as well

[copper vapor]

Crysis, if you consider suit energy as stamina

[green granite]

Well for me

[green granite]

Huh I never know that

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ggabesz2/status/1619369546334474240?s=20 apparently my first bookmark

GGabe (@ggabesz2)

↪️ Replying to @Bakenran

@Bakenran I cant express how mutch I love this video

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 28, 2023, 4:19 PM

[copper vapor]

bro died irl

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

what does this mean

chat was spamming it

[sour rivet]

uhh

[oblique belfry]

?

[green granite]

Kinda crazy how Crysis graphic is still holding up

Despite like 10 years has passed?

[copper vapor]

10?

try almost 20

[sour rivet]

google says stream

[green granite]

When was Crysis 3 made

[copper vapor]

oh

[green granite]

2014 no?

[copper vapor]

🤮 crysis 3

crysis 1 came out in 2007