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Bet it was the robed outfit
nah it's the deluxe edition one
with the cowboy hat
still can't believe this is a thing
macumba cock
B L A C K C O C K
Big Black Cock even
THE BBC 
Speaking of skills
Ignore the vault distance too
It literally doesn't give you any advantage at 5 points
Alot of the skills aren't worth it
Yea
But some extra looting speed and carry weight is nice
Faster breach, searching and free stam is all you need
Btw learn what is worth to scrap and what to bring in and recycle
Main example is blue cushions, best to bring them back and recycle, you get more springs
Has anyone actually made a fruit salad
Let me eat raw apricots
not worth as healing as well
holy shit 6 rocket launchers for free 
Stims my beloved 
Herbal bandages
and 200 explosive ammo to shotguns 
daytime ?
night
hmm
also a guy shot at me when I was activating the supply drop
he missed his first shot

how are ppl this bad

more grayname weirdness
:3
@oblique belfry@copper vapor do ya'll play crossplay or nah?
arc
I play cross play, folks say less PvP without it but haven't tested
but have you disabled crossplay from config?
yeah console cunts shoot ya
Yeeee if he doesn't voip its most likely console lad
Basil number uhm
i just play this 
Fartkov 
Time to grind to Escape
i can craft those now 
LMAO
I SHOT A GUY AT THE EXTRACT TO COMPLETE THE FEAT
I DOWNED HIM

poor sod
he was under half hp
gahahahahah
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FLOATS AROUND LIKE BUTTERFLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
oh wait it's "thoughts arrive"
51 fucking blocks of it
Suddenly Pearl Jam
What do we do today ?
which ones did you already play
For the fourth(?) time, Kislev
I vote for chaos dwarfs 
If not Im feeling Tomb Kings or Vampire Counts
ORKS
Thats new
I know 
Vampires then
yeah i did vampire coast and counts
their fun both
But i guess i go with Chaos Dwarves
which one though
guy with skulls on his beard
TINNNNNNNNNNN
of
that damned smile
jagged teeth like an anime girl
Mates
ladies
gentlemen
I dont know if anybody is interested enough
but I need assistance in kino making
wait my pc crashed

what the fuck just happened
@oblique belfry laptop exploded
Im scared to turn it on

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Bro what the fuck happened
I got fucking earraped
and it went black
and turned off
what the actual fuck
its not turning on

Oh wait
Does it smell?

Yea if battery is die
if battery is shit it might

ITS TURNING ON


3 years I only used it plugged in

That will be 50$ 
bro is using his laptop as a desktop
No wonder your battery is cooked
Just buy replacement and don't keep it plugged it all the time
it ran like shit unplugged
Yeah cus it throttles 

i turned plug off once i turned laptop off
You need to change your power plan
even i know laptops are fucky without plugged outlet
i aint buying a laptop
desktop if anything
and i only used dekstop in my entire life
fuck laptops
mf he is talking about BATTERY
OK PC WORKS
BITCH, BATTERY REPLACEMENT

spierdalaj cwelu
No kurwa ze stodoły wyloz i pierdoli
p!translate Tyś jest kurwa ciemny jak tabaka, ja pierdole
That language is not supported.
kurwa laptopa nie uzywam juz od miesiecy

tylko dla was kurwa kino robie

gdybym jeszcze trzezwy byl to by nie bylo nerwow
znaczy ten
no
jestem
chyba


Anyways
I NEED ASSISTANCE IF ANYONE WANTS TO CONTRIBUTE TO KINO MAKING
I NEED YOUR BEST OUT-OF-CONTEXT SCREENSHOTS MADE IN THIS CHANNEL, PREFERABLY INTO DMS
I don't have any 
🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
@frank hearth
your time to shine
sturm has a whole folder iirc
ye
if anyone has some good shit, make sure to send
you will become a co-creator
and MAYBE if I will have a good mood ill send sneak peaks

at this point mans gonna send everyone a piece and we have to piece em together
to make 1 whole video
The Riddler

offtopic ARG event when
i knew that whole being polish is just a diversion

Enjoy this while I will edit the video
trailer will come out earlier this evening
cheers
👀


anyways screenshots will run out in like 5 minutes
in short
5 min is good enough
hey 
we don't need The Irishman's runtime in a meme video
fuck you 
the recap will last 20-30 minutes

i wont make it in time because too many events happened
and there will be no robert de niro de-aging techniques involved, if we are talking about the irishman
13 to be exact 

Darktide finished. Guess that's all I can do before the free weekend is over
Last photo of my bloody bloke innit mate bloody L
Surely Helldivers 2 becomes better by the time I return 
(it won't)
yeah devs fuck up and redeem themself like every 2nd update
what was the latest fuck up?
They reduced the game from 152Gb to 23 GB
sounds great,yes but they admited they fucked the whole ordeal til now
Ngl last mission looked like what a space marine should've handled. Like that was a whole demonic ritual in there
you had the game multiple times on your PC "to decrease load times"
inb4 my gpu will still crash when i do normal rounds 
And the reduction from 153GB to 23GB costs only a few seconds in loading times xD
I'm still pissed that they're still on the grunt fantasy drug
They keep buffing enemy resistance, then shadow nerfing our guns
Yeah they still do that too
(me remembering the release version of the game)
Nah, I think now is fine
ah
They can nerf the shit out of stuff now, it's still going to be better than release
as long as my silly little cookout and laser gun that also sets me on fire sometimes is ok, i'm ok
Not really my ideal solution but it is a solution
then pop a blue pill
time to die old man
Tell Arrowhead to make all weapons light pen and make every enemy have only heavy armor

Ok, I will
that be an hilarious event
Screw Heavy armor, make everything Tank II
Sure
You screenshot messages?
cool i wonder what they got 
i need either screenshots or messages to be screenshotted
its fucking food 
i would play helldivers if all my weapons were replaced by a single EAT
computer science is one of the most graduated careers in the last 10 years here yet nobody works on it
You have one shot and then it turns into a hollow bat
and everyone that has a spot got it through nepo
one shot every ~45 seconds, sounds good to me
They're replacing all IT jobs with AI and there's nothing you can do about it 
no wonder its all going to shit
sure, bad experiences build opinions, but gahdaym
You said "a single EAT", you get no reloads 
i meant a single EAT as in i can only carry that
Then it's more than doable
True, I'm a watch repairman instead of anything IT related 
i mean like i don't really mind it to be dead honest i despise the area
i didn't mean for it to be impossible, just a fun way to play
i can make rpg which holds 31 ammo 
For a fun way to play I need a melee primary, secondary and support
Pyr why are you mater
I'm lightning mcqueen you dumb fucc

kachow
Give us a third weapon slot for melee ffs
No
Mfers be carrying guns but without any proper cqc weapons
You have your fists
Back then G.I. Joe carried a lmg, an smg, a pistol, and a KA-BAR
I personally prefer to carry a melee weapon instead of any other secondary
grenade + dive is cqc
I have also been quasing it up 
hellbomb backpack is the cqc weapon
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400 car battery video soon
i cant fucking believe i predicted this

@celest plank

Doge has insider knowledge

he's the CIA mole
kolerder is back
-# he is in the server though
its time to get rid of xalrider

@latent hazel get your ass here
who
@grand aspen
Oh 
Blindass moment
what you are not though is a youtuber with a normal upload schedule
hypocrite 
I dont need more views
gotta support small content creators

I will never hit 100k views but whatever
deletethis

for the future
gotcha
Even blood 
idc if its from 2024
this is peam
use it for the josta ban section 
or smth idk
Doge surely did at some point

damn im looking some drama video about anime ai art and it turned from loli to massive anime fox girl tiddies
Peak
@copper vapor
What is an upload schedule
Is it tasty?

At the time he said he didn't want to, then things changed
even so
its hilarious how i said "inb4 oflin for mod" and you said "oflin wont be mod"
now he is one
I just noticed something
the "damage queens and matriarchs" trial icon shows a player with a stitcher 

wait how was I green
radiation
but I don't play redacted anymore
Green cause you were a shitter
your shit is green?
Yes, I was die in a few days
yours aint ?

bro's a sworn vegetarian
y'alls pooping tiberium out yo asses

I love first day of trials. EVERYONE is shooting down wasps
i forgot i did it this year as well
I can't fucking find one wasp in the entire map
and when I try to hit a supply call station I get shot at

WE FORGOT THE FUCKING TRADE
is that gun jesus

gather the mods
Never forget
I want to see blood
@thin bobcat
never forget
there he is


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Bromance in a offical trailer is not what I expected 
Do i play Darktide now or Wolves of Tukayyid
something is coming.
be ready

i am coming.
soundtrack should change his battery\
Yeah
yeah
his laptop cannot function without being plugged 
you dont know this info 
something big is coming

tfw you need to open discord web and discord app at the same time to double your work speed

@sick trail can we have a Warthunder exile role or smthing and smite doge with it so he plays Warthunder with me ?
i dont like tanks 
planes
ships
infantry
i dont like those too 
Whar
LAZY EXCUSES

did he dm u as well


we should kill sound after he posts recap
true!
His Laptop will do it for us

man i wanna shower
stinker

Shower in your clothes
take a bath with clothes on
perfect german 1 star +

the issue is that its only my room that is as cold as the outside
and we cant figure out why
shed your skin
props no insulation ?
or a leak from window / door ?


checked both

theres gotta be a leak somewhere tho cuz where tf did the many baby spiders i had in summer come from
The void beast is manifesting in your room
for example my room has a balcony door and even when its closed most stuff from kitchen comes to my room 1st
The coldness is a warning
including cold
-# i thought i told her to stop doing that


👀
damn i was just about to leave my room
told you so
something big is coming
the recap

doge is cLUELESS
mass spam ? 
This is 24kb

Thank you discord
that was back in june 
Holy fucking tactical nuke
oh no
WHERE
get the kino ping ready
INCOMING
👀
@oblique belfry did you see this
arc raiders on a train
still having to ping every person seperately isntead of USING

he is trying to find the kino role
I am on hold
did they revoke helper permission from kino pinging?

I am one enter away from posting
wtf is this 
gex will like this
@upbeat verge first runeword 
READY
OPA
@celest plank
👀
AIM
@celest plank
FIYAH
Ekhm ekhm
Prepare for impact

WDYM IT BROKE
I FUCKING HATE DISCORD
💀
WHAT
FYM IT BROKE
ok how about this
I am supposed to get a vastectomy, when this is my male heir?
first kino ping
i have that one as well
fucking have to find id and format it
then post video
ONCE AGAIN
Inb4 it breaks again
READY
AIM
Why do I not have kino 
ARE YOU SURE ITS GONNA PING?
first kino ping then send vid
thats right
true
who the fuck pinged me
OFFTOPIC 2025 RECAP: TRAILER 1
If I'm not here when it gets sent ping me
<@&1376665440415383742>


kino ping detected
WAS THAT ME
deserved
the franchise that said war has changed
10 seconds in and i just see my ass being grinded
same
we have trailers for shitposts
this truly is the server of all time
what the fuck
Another fucking recap 
another ?
@celest plank you fucked up
the video is dead
IT WORKS
Youtube Recap
Discord Recap
Spotify Recap
Offtopic Recap
S5😭
aw fuck on the 31st? i got limbus shit to play that day
31st? 
can u delay it by like 28 years
I will be busy getting drunk
im gonna post it in the morning
that wasnt from 2025
because im gonna be drunk since like 6pm
that was cuz of me

if you are talking about the what x7
yeah
doge sabotaging my band
it peam
Now we can unpin every post mentioned in the recap
oh and just in case
and only leave it pinned
banger
♻️ no more
sound is... being original?
first time im in a kino
LMAOOOOOO
except goatse ofc
2nd time im in a kino methinks?
im not in a kino this fucking SUCKS
I wasn't in the trailer 
bro I will leak half of our dms because of the goatse drama

I FUCKING HATE ROMANIANS
I will need you gex
Fucking had to figure out a ping by role id
cause it was on old acc
i hate discord
🔥
gimme a sec
not now
<@&1376665440415383742 had to add > there to ping the role


you are an unknown abnormality


the recap is gonna be 20 minutes of this
spoiler alert
How does one become kino 
LOLL
YOU DONT HAVE KINO ?
GET THIS MAN A KINO ROLE
He can have my kino role
somebody get him a kino
I do not have kino 
good bit of people dont have kino
why the fuck are you red
sam doesnt
period cramps
You're like, a month late
i didnt check your profile till now 
minecraft jew worship gif btw
grok doesnt have kino role

@slim blaze can you pin this and act like its missclick and you wanted to pin something else?
yeah but hes french
@zealous depot I will sell you my kino role for 1 kekcoin
KEKCOIN
I can give you half a kekcoin
LMAO
man gave you more content for the recap
i did
Yes
@oblique belfry add it to the list
this was my chance at being included in the recap
my ass never gettin a pin
fuckin CUP got a pin
minecraft jew worship gif drama
i am proud of myself
Bet


DO IT
wrong reply 
IT'S FOR THE BIT
you are not the creator
i am santa and you are an elf


final segment will be minecraft jew worshipping
i guess i am adding "minecraft jew pin" to the list
LMASIOJASFUYIAFSUIAFSS
LMAOOO
just type in "xalrider segment"
hes a brainfarter tho
"minecraft jew"
recap hijacked by tel aviv
iedy segment
RECAP HIJACKED BY MOSSAD
The last second of the video should just be a quick glimpse of 'minecraft jew'
minecraft jew will be playing in the credits

LMAOOO
BRONZE AGE HERE I COME
we will have it like a fucking lets-player webcam, in the top right corner
bronze age?
Found a poor copper vein with quite a few blocks attached to the third cassiterite vein
should i show the list here ?
or would that ruin the surprise
yeah i know him he played in the lakers
Tinnnnnnnnnnnn
@celest plank
LMAOOO
Me when I go to the toilet after a spicy kebab
istfg i just contributed to like
dm
30+ minutes of the recap i think
NEWEST RECAP LEAK

LMAOOO
LMAO
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recap gonna turn into a brainfart re-
EPSTEIN ARCHIVES
EPSTEIN ARCHIVS


man the meds are kicking in
ISTFG THE CIA IS GONNA KIDNAP ME
im too sober for this
Time for someone to play gamma Toz-106 only run
shoo
me knowing im gonna be stoned for what I suggested.
!topic
@round dawn
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
someone did this you son of a bitch
Whoops. I thought i was in stalker chat. Mb

sound you gonna get yourself banned cuz of this 
💀
IT'S WORTH IT
vid cancelled
What is this
😭
offtopic needs to be cleansed with fire
do i post the cat gif to this

yes
I thought "posted monster cum/cock meme about staff" would be the best infraction I'd get
its only beaten by "Posted minecraft jew bowing gif"
LMAO
The fuck is this image
fashasfjkasfsfaLMAOO

im starting to slowly regret helping this mf
FGHJASFHJASFLMAO
😭
im just gonna go eat dinner
this chat is so fucking retarded my god
and let this be as it is
it's brainfart but worse istfg

LMASFMKGNGHKAASF
sound the Christopher Nolan of this server
You can't turn back, you already started this, now you have to end it

you actually guessed my favourite director


doge is the only worthy person on this server to continue making kino
when i will retire
I want Josta back.
Sound only wants to teach you, so he can move into a supervisor role
cause i will smoke atleast 70 packs of marlboro during the makings of the vid
and 8 daniels
Why 8
I will fucking retire from editing
ill become tony while he becomes junior
There's nothing to teach tho
his computer wouldnt be able to hold all of it
Ill get pussy licking accusations when you will be busy fucking russians
Editing is piss easy
wait thats a perfect analogy omg
to be fair
sound and i have similar setup
spec wise
he just has nvidia gpu
ill finish the video on this battery
Is sound gonna die to pc?
I already decided
my death will either be overdose or old age
no inbetweeen
my bet is on od
maybe cancer
If the vid doesn't kill you, take your pc out back and shoot it
but thats unlikely
pc getting whacked
i just got the youtube reccomendation of all time
"Look at the ram."

PS-U are fucked
ELC BIS 
please tell me this is about the fire rates of the weapons

@opal star making some rice pies and then gonna enjoy them with some good sausage soup 
@thick plover @copper vapor we almost there
although i am worried about the "kill a nightlord with every character" achievment
will i require the dlc to do it now?
i assume so
sounds like a good one for stealth 
@oblique belfry if you name me the first moba ever il buy you a game,you got 2 minutes
Only one answer
times almost up
Future cop L.A.P.D
Lol
the fuck is that
It was supossed to be a Strike series game
but they made it its own
It had a pvp mode where you captured bases,turrets along the way and had tanks and helicopters that rushed the enemy base
player vs player or player vs AI
it was pretty good
first moba ever
Test run for both player vs player by myself and controlled by Tool Assisted but not full gameplay and just warm-up in battle at quick show.
I not active any cheats instead of password for unlock everything.












