#╟❓general-offtopic

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opal star
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The difference is massive, lmao.

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It's a jump from “painful but doable” to “today might actually be a life threatening day.”

copper vapor
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how do you piss in the toilet without it freezing mid-air

slim magnet
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i know right

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or without it creating a pressure difference like when you drop cold water on frying oil

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bro explodes if he pisses outdoors

hexed stag
slim magnet
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you can extrapolate tbh

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or at least i can

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like even small jumps in the positives are easily felt

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going from like 8c to 3c is like stepping into a freezer

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while not even being freezing temps

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now imagine jumping 20c down

opal star
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You've also got take into account the feels like temperature.

slim magnet
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30c to 10c is the difference between going shirtless with shorts and being covered in blankets

opal star
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It could be -10 and feel like -40.

slim magnet
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ye wind must be deathly

opal star
slim magnet
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gahdaym

opal star
marsh cargo
marsh cargo
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i think its 3

copper vapor
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a skaven saying "trust me" is

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one of the things ever

marsh cargo
opal star
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Damn! MFs are pumping DLCs out.

marsh cargo
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trust and skaven are such a funny combination

proven tundra
marsh cargo
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as i have recently learned
the skaven have literally screw up every single faction not named gotrek and felix KekSkew

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rats truly do be master race

oak magnet
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mr inbetween is peak tv

static axle
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friends pc went bork, had to be an IT guy

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7900 xt decided to just disable itself in device manager kekl

lucid latch
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It has great potential for slander

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Bad opinion =

slim magnet
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what is bro on about

lucid latch
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I'm currently replacing all the slop windows apps with peak open source alternativess

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For my windows rice

sour rivet
blazing maple
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this fucking THING that I hate

forest acorn
lucid latch
# opal star Like?

Using files instead of file explorer, winomail, fluent weather, rectify pad,etc

quiet abyss
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ok so i been sleeping on the double barrel in darktide

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same with the combat axe

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can we just delete smoke grenades from the veteran class?

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they suck ass

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just make you blind

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krak or shredders only

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only ones that are worth anything

opal star
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I haven't used Microsoft weather in forever.

copper vapor
lucid latch
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It has lots to do with it

copper vapor
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I probably shouldn't have asked

lucid latch
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Im Barney Calhoun from Black mesa

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I drank all the beers

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About that beer I owe you tho

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I don't got no more of them

copper vapor
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ye I shouldn't have asked

green granite
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Why is thanos like this man 😭

copper vapor
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linux user
schizo
what a rare combination

copper vapor
lucid latch
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Its not linux

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Its windows

hexed stag
slim magnet
copper vapor
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this is 100% made for linux users

lucid latch
copper vapor
copper vapor
opal star
lucid latch
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I'm not a schizo

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Stop

slim magnet
lucid latch
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I do believe thay hl3 is being announced on December eleventh, 2025 at the game awards thought

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Hopium

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Must keep hope

hexed stag
lucid latch
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I had Gman come up to me and say, "prepare for unforeseen announcements on the eleventh" and then I woke up

lucid latch
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And plus its not a linux term it was popularized by linux it just means physically customizing your system

slim magnet
lucid latch
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I played the game in my dream 2 days ago and then I woke up

upbeat iris
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why cant i stop playing gamma

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am i addicted?

arctic flicker
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once you enter here, you never leave

lucid latch
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The radiation is making you play it

copper vapor
slim magnet
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it came to me in my dream and i heard jim cumming's sweet sweet voice whisper to me that splatterhouse is coming back in the game awards because namco finally snapped

opal star
copper vapor
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gotta sell the new Valve VR set

arctic flicker
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valve is allergic to number 3, its gonna be alyx 2

slim magnet
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she doesn't have to die n shit

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this time featuring the section with the spanish conquistador finding the mask in the aztec temple

copper vapor
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or it'd be funny if the next VR game was featuring another character as the protagonist

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like Barney

lucid latch
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I would be barney because I am barney

copper vapor
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or uh

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idk

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half-life has like 5 characters and 4 of them aren't exactly fighters

arctic flicker
copper vapor
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wtf did they do to Data in Star Trek Picard, what EVEN IS THIS

lucid latch
arctic flicker
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gave him tan spray to make him look human

opal star
copper vapor
# lucid latch Barney can fight, alyx can fight, kliener has a shotgun so he probably could def...

David (Christopher Lloyd) showcases his talents by putting multiple hitmen in their place.

#christopherlloyd #nobody #4kclip

Get your popcorn pick!
Watch Nobody here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26QKGtXmxG0

A docile family man slowly reveals his true character after his house gets burgled by two petty thieves, which, coincidentally, le...

▶ Play video
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kleiner ain't this guy

lucid latch
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He is that guy

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Barney is that guy too

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Barney's getting them crowbars from somewhere

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Im his twin brother Barney Calhoun

green granite
lucid latch
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Barney Calhoun and Barney Calhoun

weary heart
copper vapor
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... or Uncle Fester

copper vapor
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I know.

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Half-Life: G-Man

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the core gameplay loop is teleporting places and watching Gordon like you're michael myers

green granite
weary heart
green granite
copper vapor
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I do wonder wtf Gordon did between HL and HL2

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what kind of crap he did for G-Man

lucid latch
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Stasis

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Just in stasis

copper vapor
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boring

lucid latch
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Thats it

weary heart
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So he slept for all that time

lucid latch
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It felt like a day between the two games for him

green granite
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He slept for like

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20 minutes

lucid latch
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So he went straight from black mesa to hl2 to what felt like him a day when really it was 20 years

green granite
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To be fair

copper vapor
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so gman appears in the tram
tells him of a work opportunity for his employers
and then just puts him to sleep until hl2 happens
so I assume the "work opportunity" is the plot of HL2

green granite
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Dude brute forced through entire facility in like what

weary heart
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Shepherd is gonna wake up and be like "DUDE WAT THE FUCK HAPPENED"

green granite
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2 days?

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Then put to sleep for like 20 minutes

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Then wake up like 20 years away

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Must have been a woozie

copper vapor
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still, boring

lucid latch
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The morphine saved him

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He must be living off morphine

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No way he isn't an addict

copper vapor
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he is morphine

green granite
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His HEV must also pump him full of Adrenaline supplement too cuz there aint no way

lucid latch
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He gets himself injured to be injected with more

green granite
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Dude didnt sleep for 2 days running around killing things

weary heart
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Have you see how much RAM the HEV suit canonically has?

The suit runs off like 412 fucking MB

copper vapor
subtle prawn
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is there a mod that implements shoulder swap

arctic flicker
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keep the suit simple

green granite
copper vapor
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it only has a life support system

arctic flicker
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pretty good life support

weary heart
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The official valve schematic is nuts

green granite
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It has life support system

And auto Morphine injector

copper vapor
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ok it has a HUD in its helmet clueless

lucid latch
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We was up for 2 days, was put in stasis, and then had to go for 2 weeks or something in hl2 and then eveen more in the episodes with no sleep

green granite
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Like

slim magnet
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half life dude doesn't even wear the hev with its helmet

green granite
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Gordon must have been a fucking fiend at this point

slim magnet
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the hud is in his glasses

subtle prawn
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is there a shoulder swap mod? also is there a mod to make npcs look less vanilla and more realistic?

green granite
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Dude got injected like 100 different morphines

slim magnet
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but hey that's just a theory

green granite
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In less than 2 days

copper vapor
lucid latch
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How did he survive in xen with only life support systems

lucid latch
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?

subtle prawn
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gamma

copper vapor
green granite
copper vapor
arctic flicker
weary heart
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it goes off a bunch of lore details about the suit

green granite
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Erh

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In term of protecting something latching onto your head

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It failed misserably at it

arctic flicker
copper vapor
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when a headcrab jumps at you, you just take impact damage

green granite
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Cuz he's a trained professional

slim magnet
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to me xen is like just a spooky weird dimension where things don't make sense so that's why the guy can survive without a helmet

lucid latch
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It doesn't have a suit under the armor?

green granite
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And Gordon doesnt even wear helmet

slim magnet
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as in it's just a don't read that deep into it

green granite
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Some reversed psychology

copper vapor
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this reeks of a retcon thing they made years after the game just to please the "gun nerds" equivalent of sci-fi armor

green granite
slim magnet
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because like what atmosphere brother isn't xen a bunch of islands floating over an endless void

green granite
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Barney Callhoun wear his face to work and ran through Xen

lucid latch
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Bc you can clearly see some of his leg,why wouldn't there be a layer under the suit of armor

copper vapor
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"wear his face"

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now I imagine barney waking up

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taking a shower

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and

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wearing his face

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to go to work

copper vapor
weary heart
# green granite In term of protecting something latching onto your head

The suit wasn't originally designed with headcrabs in mind.
It was designed to mostly survive and record toxic environments and be a form of "semi" protection

The suit that Shepherd wears would be far more in line with a true combat version of a suit.

But as for the actual HEV suit, It's more comparable to a high powered biohazard suit instead of a combat suit,
Which makes what Gordon does with it even more insane because it's the same thing as a dude wiping out armies in just a biosuit.

copper vapor
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wiping out the mercs in dead city with a SEVA

slim magnet
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wiping out the WHAT in WHERE with a WHAT?

lucid latch
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A very advanced protective features and a bunch of other stuff

weary heart
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That being said the lore of the HEV suit is a mess.

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Valve can make a good foundation for lore but suck expanding on it

slim magnet
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i mean it's just a hazmat

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it feels like xen was an afterthought they didn't pay that much mind to

weary heart
copper vapor
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the only ones who really care about this 'deep lore' are the ultra turbo nerds looking for meaning in their lives

weary heart
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I'm more of a portal nerd anyways

copper vapor
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that's arguably worse loldeepfried

weary heart
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Hey, I've been making custom maps since Portal 1

slim magnet
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i mean there's nothing wrong with posing a question

weary heart
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At least give me some credit lmfao

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I was making maps that were uploaded to Portalmaps lmfao

copper vapor
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where's my gamer cred certificate, I made a map for Jedi Academy that was posted on fileplanet

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and a pack of character skins

weary heart
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If I had my photoshop installed I'd make you a "gamer" certificate

copper vapor
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if would and could

weary heart
copper vapor
arctic flicker
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People be speculating this the patchwork outfit for the expedition reward lol

copper vapor
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I like it

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curious about the color schemes

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cause I'm not a fan of blue

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I'll probably stick with the Voyager suit

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I hope they add more headgear options for all suits and even more hopefully they'll decouple them from suits so we can mix and match whatever

weary heart
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Oh yeah, Before I head out to the bar
Word of advice I wanted to share,
If ya'll play Helldivers, Don't forget to set your game so it's only 22gb now

copper vapor
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I haven't played HD2 since before the Illuminate were added

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I don't think I'm going back there in my lifetime kek1

lucid latch
copper vapor
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might play hd1 again tho

sour rivet
blazing maple
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I hate this thing

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but then

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I loved him

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#lovewins

sour rivet
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i HATE him

copper vapor
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"clip that"

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also what

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it jumpscares you then despawns?

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that's fucking lame

blazing maple
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no

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it's roaming the area after

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it likes to phase in and out of being visible vs not

blazing maple
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if invisible and you flash it it dissapears

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if visible it just stuns it for a moment

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boy is LOUD

copper vapor
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Why didn't it just walk around the corner, go through the door and merk you

sour rivet
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afraid of women

blazing maple
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because it's a complicated beast

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it just wanted to watch youtube

copper vapor
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does scripted jumpscare and then despawns

blazing maple
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it's an Ipad kid

copper vapor
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we're back in 2003

sour rivet
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that was like the only scripted jumpscare

blazing maple
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my beautiful chud moon son

copper vapor
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hmm

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I just realized

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I almost never play stella artois or blue gate

sour rivet
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everything is scripted from a certain point of view

copper vapor
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buried city and dam my beloveds

copper vapor
blazing maple
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blue gate is my fav

copper vapor
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I don't like it all that much

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only went there for quests

blazing maple
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the underground section is fun

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also it's very unqiue cause of how hilly it is

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one biiiig slope

copper vapor
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and to try a loot route
5 runs later I decided that loot route sucks and went back to farming the gun spots in buried city

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I did learn a potentially interesting loot route in stella montis at the assembly workshop offices but no weapon crates there as far as I know

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I'm a creature of habit

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once I got the hang of dam and buried city I don't care about the other maps

green granite
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Didnt think headcrab jaw to be thay strong ya kno

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Bit through like composite material helmet and military grade kevlar helmet

copper vapor
weary heart
copper vapor
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we know about lamarr

weary heart
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The teeth on their front and back are strong enough to break into the skull itself to "latch" onto the host.
Then the beak pierces through the skull at the top and neural tendrils begin to invade the body and take over the nervous system.

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Evolution did not do us any favors by leaving a weakpoint at the top of our skulls

copper vapor
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or at the eye sockets

weary heart
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The most horrifying part is that it keeps the host regardless and needs a "somewhat" living host to pilot

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Meaning these things are "technically" still alive

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And aware too

proven tundra
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Just a cute little guy

weary heart
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He's just a goober that likes to run

proven tundra
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Just wanted a hug

copper vapor
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you can hear the host begging for help in a muffled voice

proven tundra
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So precious

latent plank
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Hosts feeling their body decaying is horrifying

weary heart
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I love the detail in Episode 2 where you can hear the Headcrab fucking around within the Zombines brain and forcing to say commands to the Overwatch Ai to send more troops for them to feast on

copper vapor
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don't even need to reverse the audio

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no idea what this guy is on

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you hear that normally ingame

weary heart
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You can hear Zombine soldiers saying "S...send...more....u...units" and shit like that

green granite
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They just cant control their body

weary heart
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Or is it a mercy kill?

blazing maple
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I wish I was a half life zombie

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life would be sooooo easy

blazing maple
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just shove food into my stomach mouth and get sawbladed in half by a phd weilding orange man

weary heart
copper vapor
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I don't think the phd is a weapon you can use in HL

weary heart
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These lines are fucking horrifying

sour rivet
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half life 2 coop

green granite
weary heart
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I love how you can hear the HEV suit actually trying to keep the user alive but is also confused and thinking "WHAT THE FUCK?" because it wasn't designed to handle something like this

green granite
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Its genuinely creepy

verbal gate
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Black Mesa Xen is so good man

copper vapor
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black mesa was such a fucking good game overall

green granite
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I play Black Mesa since mod days

copper vapor
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I will never play OG Half-Life again

green granite
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It was so peam

verbal gate
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really liked how they made that one base that looks so good, that one makeshift one?

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forgot that name

weary heart
# green granite They did pretty good job w this one ngl

If you listen closely to all the audio lines,
The suit is repeatedly stuck in a loop that is non-stop injecting the user with constant morphine

Whoever they are, The pain is so immense that not even constant morphine can stop it and they're still banging their heads on walls

verbal gate
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its the reason why I always install a mod in HL2 that makes it so the HEV introduction sounds broken as shit

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cause yea shit has been fucked up and they made some garage ass modifications to make it take Combine resources

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also been playing a really good HL2 beta mod

green granite
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The suit cant read the person's vital signal

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Sometimes the suit keeps saying if the person is expired or the person is critical and stuff

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It cant detemine what happened to the user

weary heart
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I know that Combine suits are different because they somehow allow the soldier to maintain more control compared to a normal human.
When a Zombine pulls a grenade, It's the actual soldier trying to take you out with the headcrab because somehow the solider is able to fight for control hard enough.

Something about the Combine brainwashing allows them to fight headcrab conditioning to a slight degree.

copper vapor
green granite
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Zombine is ruined after the terrible Alyx joke

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Smh

copper vapor
green granite
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I love Half Life Alyx's combine

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They are just so more alive

weary heart
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I'm surprised there isn't a mod that adds HEV suit voice for exo suits in stalker

green granite
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Sure there is lore different but in Half Life Alyx they feel way more natural

copper vapor
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I don't think I could stomach playing HL Alyx

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headcrabs scared me a lot in hl2, especially the poison ones

verbal gate
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did G-Man heal Gordon before he got tossed into that train or did bro just punt him there after stasis?

sour rivet
copper vapor
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don't think I'd be able to handle them in VR kek1

copper vapor
green granite
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Gordon never got like heavily damaged

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Its just game mechanic

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Dude literally breezed through entire US Marine Corps

verbal gate
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cause man, never mind the wounds created by the fights, imagine how fucked the area around the morphine injections are

green granite
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And an armored headcrab

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The armored headcrab looks freaky

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The environment design for Alyx is so good

copper vapor
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@sour rivet Scholar has cum for blood

sour rivet
verbal gate
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I'm making a super scuffed setup for VR since I don't wanna buy a VR set yet, I'm using my phone for the headset, joycons for the controllers, and I'm slapping an old wireless mouse on a manual treadmill for movement lmao

timber oxide
green granite
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Wh

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Who the hell came up w this idea

green granite
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Dude has prostate cancer or sum

timber oxide
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Bro it's literally 3 messages above mine

oblique belfry
quiet abyss
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@zealous depot are we playing arc tonight? or are you good?

oblique belfry
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accidentally stumbled on someones base

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who dis

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@uneven sapphire ?

sour rivet
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the cube

oblique belfry
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was near our portal so was curious

marsh cargo
zealous depot
quiet abyss
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depends when tomorrow

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from about 4-7 your time im busy

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im getting community service hours because i ignored them for the first 3 years of HS, and now im almost out of time omegakekw

sour rivet
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the preparation begins

timber oxide
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Ew

sour rivet
timber oxide
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Have you stopped to consider why this number is not growing?

sour rivet
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other games to play?

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i stopped cuz i wanted more updates

timber oxide
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I stopped cause I both ran out of content and patience

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The performance was ass, and if we take how the game looks into consideration, it was ass for no reason

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Also

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Lemme check something

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Game big

sour rivet
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look at this third world civilian

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doesnt even have several hardrives

timber oxide
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Hey

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Poor ass

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I can buy your entire family

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Shut up

sour rivet
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no you cant

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american dolla inflation

timber oxide
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Oh yeah?

frail leafBOT
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💱 100,000 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 363,247.59 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

timber oxide
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(Buys 1000 pigeons)

sour rivet
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oh no

timber oxide
sour rivet
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government drones have been made cheaper these days

timber oxide
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Not worth it but I can afford that

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Anyways

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It's mostly about the game running like leaky shit after spicy kebab

copper vapor
sour rivet
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next update will supposedly fix that

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but we'll see

timber oxide
copper vapor
timber oxide
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On the other note

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Help me Birb

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I'm beginning to like Duviri

sour rivet
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BEGIN

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AGAIN

timber oxide
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Save me from this hellhole

copper vapor
timber oxide
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Take me away

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I mean, I do like collecting 40+ decrees and one of them gives me extra walking speed for every decree I own

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After a while I walk faster than my horse can run

copper vapor
quiet abyss
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MANDATORY is what makes them stupid

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community service is nice, but before it was mandatory, it was something to set you apart from other people

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because you went OUT OF YOUR WAY to do it

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meaning you show initiative

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making it mandatory just makes it so you can just dismiss those hours as an employer

copper vapor
quiet abyss
copper vapor
oblique belfry
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amazing art sketch btw

sour rivet
copper vapor
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aight enough instagram slop

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back to arcing my raiders

copper vapor
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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

static axle
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no thats guh

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not ugh PepoThink

copper vapor
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thank you for your omegakekws, this took 2 mins of copypasting in Paint

sour rivet
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i would have spent 5 mins in krita

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or adobe

copper vapor
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My best low effort meme is still the absolute chaos one

sour rivet
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im quite proud of this one i made

timber oxide
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Burb

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I have acquired

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Wisp

sour rivet
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the full concetrated power of the sun

timber oxide
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I'm ready for the next update

oblique belfry
green granite
copper vapor
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I just saw a guy solo 2 raiders

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then he looked at me

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"don't shoot"

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bro is tired of war

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tired of all the killing

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"I'm already a demon" vibes

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when I can't even say

his name

left mantle
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Man I hear some wild takes

copper vapor
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some wilds takes

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man I should go back to Iceborne with wife

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maybe now that her pc is fixed

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we were about to fight Zinogre for the first time iirc

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oh shit one last night raid

copper vapor
# green granite

I just can't be an asshole in RPGs sadge I tried my best to be a Renegade in ME but even that I can't do

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ofc I can only punch the reporter

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but that's my limit

oblique belfry
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@sour rivet im sorry little one

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im borrowing your seven curses ring

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"borrowing"

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using it

sour rivet
oblique belfry
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because for some reason

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i cannot craft it

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nor get it back

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its over

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no turning back now

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my armor bar went from 5x 2 bars to 3x 6.5 KekSkew

timber oxide
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But why

opal star
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I have 2 waiting to be used, don't think you can update to 4.0 without paying.

timber oxide
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Krita is free and just as good

opal star
timber oxide
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It is

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I specifically switched from Clip Studio to Krita

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@sour rivet My friend, allow me to tell you one thing

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👀

sour rivet
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stop stariiiing

timber oxide
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Oh I'm not staring at you

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That was a very simplified recreation of what happened when I equipped Wisp and left the Arsenal

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Like I literally went back in after 5s to confirm what I just saw

green granite
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At the end I did side w Caesar but cant do immoral stuff unless its needed for story

oblique belfry
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holy shit

sour rivet
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like who the fuck would say/do these things

copper vapor
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yeah most "dark side" choices are just cartoon villain bullshit

timber oxide
copper vapor
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and then you have fallout 4 which has no evil choices, just "yes but sassy"

oblique belfry
timber oxide
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So you need to enter cock and ball torture mode, yes

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For

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Lemme see

oblique belfry
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i literally have an empty arcane scroll since the start of the save

timber oxide
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28% damage upgrade

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Yeah I don't think that's a good deal

oblique belfry
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curses are not a big deal for me at this point

static axle
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to gluttony or not PepoThink

oblique belfry
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especially after i made this giga armor

sour rivet
timber oxide
#

But it's still not a good deal

oblique belfry
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simple solution

static axle
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@oblique belfry

oblique belfry
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attack speed + lifesteal

oblique belfry
static axle
oblique belfry
copper vapor
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best application of evil choices in RPGs will forever be Fallout 2 for me

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you can become a slaver simply because you wanna make easy, fast money in the early game

oblique belfry
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oh wait i forgot about smth

copper vapor
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can become a grave robber (also a negative karma trait) simply because you want to loot graves

oblique belfry
copper vapor
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there's "practicality" to being evil in that game

sour rivet
oblique belfry
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i mean it is called guts orb

copper vapor
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HAI YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sour rivet
#

cursed berserk 2016
amazing music
shit animation

timber oxide
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Why did I switch clans, it feels like I moved from Saudi Arabia to fucking Turkey

copper vapor
#

yet another extract camper rat with a paid skin

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oh well

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I'm noticing a pattern kek1

copper vapor
oblique belfry
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tried to use spell
instantly died

sour rivet
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im just used to the '97/golden age trilogy dub actors

copper vapor
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mozgus's voice is scary

sour rivet
oblique belfry
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@timber oxide sus

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did we go through a time paradox or smth

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why is the day 284 now

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instead of 1337+

timber oxide
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It's the time loop

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You have to save Christmas, Doge

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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im tryna find a clip rn

timber oxide
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Birb I started like, 8 researches, all melee

quiet abyss
oblique belfry
#

that is true

timber oxide
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Yeah I keep borrowing all the cool treasures I find in Doge's home

copper vapor
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game just gave me a burletta and all these mods for the stitcher lol

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can't wait for a shitty run now

copper vapor
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buncha decently valuable trinkets too

oblique belfry
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is this some kind of bind of isaac type riggium item

static axle
oblique belfry
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hmmmmm

static axle
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imagine if you can fill a massive chest

quiet abyss
#

are we deadass

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it IS the most common BP

copper vapor
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yea

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I must've gotten 5 of those over my gameplay

quiet abyss
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i got a renegade tho at least

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thats a nice consolation prize

blazing maple
sour rivet
#

True

blazing maple
sour rivet
#

We outta angels

oblique belfry
#

puts the cursed ring
now suddenly has to get into blood magic

opal star
oblique belfry
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i cant use my spells anymore because they require life points now

opal star
opal star
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I think they were used later in the memorial edition of the movie trilogy.

quiet abyss
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@zealous depot you want a bettina blueprint?

zealous depot
quiet abyss
slim magnet
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throat so sore i can't even speak without falling to a wounded state

quiet abyss
#

its free

zealous depot
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sure

oblique belfry
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giving him bettina bp

quiet abyss
#

then get on arc hmmtodayiwill

oblique belfry
#

ew

timid hollow
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GAMBLING

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AW DANG IT

quiet abyss
#

shut up dork i just want him to join me

timid hollow
#

AW DANG IT

oblique belfry
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poor blackmail material then

quiet abyss
quiet abyss
oblique belfry
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use anvil bp instead hmmtodayiwill

quiet abyss
#

that better?

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i dont have the anvil bp for myself you goober

opal star
quiet abyss
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i need it as much as he does

oblique belfry
#

you too ?

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@copper vapor do you have anvil bp

timid hollow
quiet abyss
#

also the bettina might get a buff in the future glorptard

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(this is copium)

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but embark just might buff it to be a glorious firearm in the future

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we can hope

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so i mean why not take the BP when you can get one

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besides, its free

quiet abyss
oblique belfry
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mans hella employed ofc he cant

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compared to everyone else

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especially the fucking nolifers who speedran the entire game in 1 week then cried in steam forums "this game needs content"

sour rivet
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why does she do this to me

oblique belfry
#

you haven't driven in a long time

sour rivet
#

IN A SHITHOLE

zealous depot
#

drive birb

copper vapor
zealous depot
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do it now

copper vapor
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I just saw

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the most awesome free for all

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inside the extract train

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5 people duking it out

quiet abyss
oblique belfry
copper vapor
#

and I sneakily activated the escape while they were busy with each other

oblique belfry
quiet abyss
#

but thats because im looking for one more gear

sour rivet
oblique belfry
#

@frank hearth

oblique belfry
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do you have anvil bp

copper vapor
oblique belfry
frank hearth
oblique belfry
copper vapor
#

I consumed it to learn the secret wisdom

oblique belfry
#

now im not alone

frank hearth
#

and i have found a grand total of 1 in 215 hours

oblique belfry
quiet abyss
#

i would have you know that i dont really care for the anvil

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i see the appeal

blazing maple
#

Eve after talking to that fuckass snake:

oblique belfry
quiet abyss
#

but it just feels kinda shitty imo

sour rivet
#

ok doge

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sam

quiet abyss
sour rivet
#

how do i get out of this area

blazing maple
#

drive

sour rivet
#

but

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i dont see any of those orebs

blazing maple
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do your job

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and drive

sour rivet
#

i

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I CANT

opal star
#

Jogging temperature.

sour rivet
oblique belfry
#

did...

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did you just fucking go into a route

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that had no exit

#

or am i blind

sour rivet
#

the map said

#

it was leading to the quest

blazing maple
#

this guy isn't collecting the yellow goop

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collect the yellow goop

oblique belfry
#

kill him

sour rivet
#

THERE IS NO YELLOW GOOP

blazing maple
#

drive

oblique belfry
#

those yellow circles

blazing maple
#

brother

oblique belfry
#

are the goop

sour rivet
#

TRHEY KEEP DISAPPEARING

blazing maple
#

Drive

oblique belfry
#

?

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they are towers

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with yellow ball in em

sour rivet
#

the yellow circles fade away

oblique belfry
#

OOOHHHH

#

he got the funi weather condition ohno

sour rivet
#

EXPLAIN

#

NOW

oblique belfry
#

they are not moving

#

your radar is wonky

#

thats all

sour rivet
#

i just wanna do my job :(

#

sam is bullying me

timber oxide
#

JOB?!

blazing maple
#

JOB

sour rivet
#

ditching me to do NOTHING

blazing maple
#

Birb has a job

#

it's to DRIVE

sour rivet
#

forcing ME TO DRIVE

oblique belfry
#

JOB ?

timber oxide
#

BRO YOU FUCKING UNEMPLOYED

blazing maple
#

DRIVE

#

DRIVE

#

DRIVE

sour rivet
#

THIS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

oblique belfry
#

DRIVE

oblique belfry
#

DRIVE

blazing maple
#

DRIVE

oblique belfry
#

STOP YAPPING AND DRIVE

#

MISTER

#

CHOP CHOP

blazing maple
#

IS IT CALLED PACIFIC YAP OR PACIFIC DRIVE?!

sour rivet
frank hearth
novel spruce
#

Is Garbage more populated by loners than bandits?

copper vapor
#

well this run sucks

opal star
copper vapor
#

might as well finish for today

opal star
#

Also, you can get the DLCs for free.

#

But that's a search for Google to handle.

obsidian sun
#

creamin my shii

copper vapor
#

a simple ini with some funny text? KEK

blazing maple
#

me going to excercise only to immediately get a cramp in my thigh

sour rivet
#

they hate me

opal star
opal star
obsidian sun
#

there are

sour rivet
#

YOU LIAR

obsidian sun
#

it's the old reliable

copper vapor
#

icarus is that game from the dayZ guy, right?

opal star
#

Yeah.

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It's turned out really good.

opal star
obsidian sun
#

just look around where the counter strike people hang out

opal star
#

Pretty sure the official one got DMCA'd.

obsidian sun
#

im not familiar with the dlc stuff so no idea

blazing maple
sour rivet
#

ban yourself immediately

blazing maple
obsidian sun
#

made it all the way without killing

opal star
#

Man, MW2 (2022) is fun AF.

sour rivet
#

lies

#

deciet

blazing maple
sour rivet
#

i do not like this weather event

quiet abyss
#

just killed a matriarch

#

who needs a hullcracker

restive bear
quiet abyss
#

when you got the trust ferro (and 100 rounds)

restive bear
#

It do is a beat though

quiet abyss
#

jesper kyd did an amazing job

sour rivet
#

WHERE VTHE FUCK

#

ARE THESE ANCHORS

restive bear
#

Feels a lot like Cyberpunk 2077

#

Just with very crude looking bulky guns'

quiet abyss
sour rivet
#

@blazing maple

quiet abyss
#

its full auto when hipfiring, and semi when aiming

sour rivet
#

I HATE THIS WEATHER EVENT

quiet abyss
#

really fun

sour rivet
#

I WANT MY ANCHORS

restive bear
quiet abyss
#

you essentially use it on heavy enemies and specialists

quiet abyss
restive bear
#

Still undecided but I definitely can't buy the game cuz I'm broke spending on projects

#

Is there a light machinegun for me to use

quiet abyss
#

well it will save your progress

quiet abyss
#

theres an HMG as ogryn

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2 actually

#

the braced autogun is as close as it gets

restive bear
#

Smh can't have a proper SAW these days

quiet abyss
#

thats because theyre not needed in 40k, since most regiments just have lasguns, which when in full auto can serve the SAWs purpose

#

but easier

#

and lighter

#

and with less recoil

#

so its just better

#

because lasguns can fire like 60-80 times on one charge pack

#

each soldier has like 8

restive bear
#

Laser machinegun?

quiet abyss
#

they also do lots of damage, more than modern bullets

quiet abyss
restive bear
#

Is there a laser shotgun tho that'd sound cool to have

quiet abyss
#

but darktide is missing the LMG lasgun, or the Hellgun

#

sadly no

#

but the recon lasgun blooms like a shotgun

restive bear
#

Sadge, so Ig I'm stuck with these bulky laser rifles

quiet abyss
#

so it kinda looks like a shotgun lol

quiet abyss
#

you could always give the other guns a try, not just autoguns and lasguns

blazing maple
quiet abyss
#

the double barrel shotgun is nice, but its kinda best on zealot

blazing maple
#

you must find them manually, the anchors

restive bear
#

I have like a charge-up laser rifle I'm not using

sour rivet
blazing maple
#

you can't rely on gps

quiet abyss
sour rivet
#

what do you think i have been trying to do

#

for the past

quiet abyss
#

helbore is so bad

sour rivet
#

20 minutes

blazing maple
#

typing in discord clearly

quiet abyss
#

it is just so bad

sour rivet
restive bear
#

It will be scrapped

blazing maple
quiet abyss
#

the best lasgun imo is the infantry las

#

the recon is statistically better

#

but the infantry one just FEELS better

sour rivet
#

even though i have been doing that

quiet abyss
#

hits hard (unless its the maulers with the chainaxe or the crushers with the big hammer)

#

and its pretty nice

restive bear
#

Mmm yeah the standard laser rifle does feel good

#

I tried the other variant and holy recoil

oblique belfry
quiet abyss
#

more than a ranged weapon

#

and theres different marks too

#

some better than others

oblique belfry
#

holy fuck i can upgrade them 4 times omegakekw omegakekw omegakekw

quiet abyss
#

kinda like the kantrael mark VII or whatever is the best one

#

the green one

#

idk what recon is best, because i never use it

#

XD

#

i prefer other weapons, like the boltgun and sometimes plasma gun, if i feel like managing the heat

oblique belfry
#

@proven tundra if you have reinforced books

#

apply them to your stuff

#

max 4 times

restive bear
#

Oh yeah I gotta get that shit I love plasma weapons

chrome ginkgo
#

Yes Darktide has a plasma gun

#

and it's basically the strongest ranged anti-armor in the game

quiet abyss
chrome ginkgo
#

But it feels like shit to use

quiet abyss
#

yep

chrome ginkgo
#

Until you get a really good one with the right blessings

quiet abyss
#

heat mechanic is so lame

chrome ginkgo
#

Before that? Absolute ass managing the heat

quiet abyss
#

its always shitty to use, its never good XD

chrome ginkgo
#

Ridiculously strong, just cumbersome

quiet abyss
#

sure it can be ok

#

but its not fun

#

imo the bolter is still better because its a plug and play

chrome ginkgo
#

Ehhh there's that one blessing that means you don't use heat basically at all on crits

#

and the right Vet build can get near 100% ranged crit

quiet abyss
#

just get the damned gun, with like good damage

chrome ginkgo
#

Allows you to get way more use without overheating

quiet abyss
#

and thats all you need

#

with bolter

#

but yes the plasma is better in stats

chrome ginkgo
#

But you will inevitably need to cool it right in the middle of a pack of 12 crushers and 32 gunners

quiet abyss
#

because it also penetrates bulwark shields

chrome ginkgo
#

And has damn near infinite cleave

quiet abyss
quiet abyss
#

iirc

#

its so high that it is infinite in practice

chrome ginkgo
#

It used to be truly infinite

#

They nerfed it awhile back to be really fucking high

quiet abyss
#

ah, well it doesnt matter

chrome ginkgo
#

You won't really run into the cleave running out until you're doing Havoc 40's though

quiet abyss
#

still punches through hordes

#

and armor

chrome ginkgo
#

Yeah at the end of the day there's nothing that kills a group of Crushers and Bulwarks as fast and as effortlessly

quiet abyss
#

bolter

chrome ginkgo
#

Many builds can kill 1-3 as fast

quiet abyss
#

not as fast

#

but effortless

oblique belfry
quaint snow
#

Wat

#

Oh the modpack ok

slim magnet
quaint snow
#

Woah what's that game

slim magnet
#

dude i had the same trainer as this guy back in the day

#

when he shows it at the end of the video

oblique belfry
#

aint no fucking way death

#

hold on hold on

#

DOUBLE ?

#

if this works

sour rivet
#

no longer driving

oblique belfry
#

shit it doesnt work on already book maxed stuff but it does work on normal maxed stuff

#

i wonder if i can cheese it by doing the opposite

#

double first books second

#

el retardo

#

my test item is two handed

#

and i cant use the book cuz of it

static axle
#

1st my black mdr and keycase, then g28

sour rivet
#

time to find something else to do

oblique belfry
#

into the void it goes

quiet abyss
#

@restive bear give the shock maul a chance btw

#

idk if veteran has access

#

but if you ever try zealot if you buy the game in the future, its a good one

static axle
oblique belfry
#

ate it already

static axle
#

it was time to change to 300 blk anyways snigsmile

oblique belfry
#

i have just noticed

#

i have been awake for almost 27 hours now dread

#

i should probably sleep

sour rivet
#

go to sleep rightn ow

oblique belfry
#

yeah

#

good night bedge

#

lets see how much i will sleep ohno

slim blaze
#

@timid hollow how many are from you?

low flax
#

I got in to the Play Test, time to see if it has any promise!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3105890/PIONER/

PIONER is an open-world MMO first-person shooter set in a haunting, alternative-reality world where Soviet-era structures lie abandoned on a desolate, post-apocalyptic island. In this immersive environment, the gameplay experience is defined by dynamic PvE and PvP elements, where realism takes priority over traditional health bars or charact…

Release Date

2025

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Also, for anyone that is a fan of Slay the Spire and/or Blackjack there is a free demo for this game and it is VERY GOOD

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3446840/RogueJack21/

Each hand plays according to the standard rules of blackjack, but every hit, stand, or double down matters and creates a series of triggers that helps you beat the odds. Pick your starting suits to fit your playstyle, as each comes with its own perks:…

Release Date

December 2025

static axle
#

ah its those instant playtest things kekl

low flax
#

Looks right up the alley for this crowd right?

static axle
#

naah, im busy with tarkov kekl

#

i think i played a demo back in next fest

low flax
static axle
#

it do

low flax
#

Oooooo

#

Is it any good?!?

static axle
#

costs extra to get pve

slim magnet
#

tarkov has had pve since a long ass while tho

low flax
#

I have been fucking heavy with Arena Breakout