╟❓general-offtopic

[patent sleet]

pretty funny that i couldn't remember this one but the experience is similar to getting hit by a 5ton cargo truck going 150km/h

[stoic jay]

half the shit you got from the AI is harder to make than the ones suggested lmao

[flat violet]

Classic AI

[stoic jay]

unless you just happen to have simple syrup sitting around

maybe I grew up too mormon to comprehend people having common cocktail ingredients just at the ready

but asking an absolute beginner to have a shaker has to be trolling right

[patent sleet]

well im having the party at my grandmas basement and theres a bar poker tables and a shaker there

they used to hide ppl from the kgb in that basement

grandma lore going hard af

[copper vapor]

I mean isn't that how beginners begin?

[rocky turtle]

damn 30 enemies on last floor

i think i need help from another demension

[copper vapor]

help from another dementia

[rocky turtle]

[stoic jay]

I guess my perspective is skewed from secretly making shit in my mom's basement because I'm unemployed (I got laid off) and they're mormon and probably don't want that devil juice in their house or something

but yeah I suppose you would

[rocky turtle]

they helping

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry

[blazing maple]

a screwdriver

[wild vortex]

a bucket

[blazing maple]

its orange juice and vodka

voila

you can also make a left handed screwdriver (harder)

[patent sleet]

good old orange juice and vodka

[copper vapor]

what's the proportion

[sour rivet]

sam when the FUCK are we playingh

[blazing maple]

it's pineapple juice and vodka

[blazing maple]

check dms

[sour rivet]

theres nothing there?

[copper vapor]

that sounds even better

[blazing maple]

like 90% juice

[wild vortex]

[sour rivet]

the only thing in there is the last thing i sent

[rocky turtle]

BITCH I KILLED U ALREADY IN THIS MISSION

[blazing maple]

i have sent you 3 message si nthe last 2 hours

[patent sleet]

1shot juice rest is alcohol

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

i am being full on serious there is nothing there

[copper vapor]

sam said the opposite

[stoic jay]

heartburn bomb

[sour rivet]

yeah the only thing that was last sent for me is the spingbap

[blazing maple]

okay

discord breaking?

[sour rivet]

when isnt it breaking

[patent sleet]

1shot of juice and rest vodka??????

[copper vapor]

small indie company

[copper vapor]

she said 90% juice

[blazing maple]

why am I offline on steam

[copper vapor]

so to my limited understanding

[blazing maple]

I'm ONLINE

what's going on

am I dying

[sour rivet]

this happens to me alot

just reset it

[wild vortex]

wasting away

[sour rivet]

it says ur online

for me

[rocky turtle]

get fucked twice in row lmao

[patent sleet]

prolly wont let the bartender make them that strong cuz i want the party to last all night but suggestion recieved

[stoic jay]

I went to a music festival with a homie of mine
we bought some shitty pink lemonade vodka at a walmart out there
bro would fill the cup with the stuff then put like an inch of cheap lemonade on the top. I have it on good authority it tasted like shit

[rocky turtle]

oh its different this time

[sour rivet]

im gonna see if restarting discord fixes my issue

[blazing maple]

i restarded mine

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-time-gif-15246267

[slim magnet]

was spending time with moms and suddenly she puts her phone on my face and goes "ooOOoooo" and it's a fumo on the screen

i'm getting a fumo for christmas

[wild vortex]

hell yeah

[patent sleet]

we have this shit **** if u drink it with lemonade its 0 taste (also cheapest vodka in the country) shit that costs less than this is pure industrial cleaner

we call her the red cap

as the story

of the girl visiting her grandma with food but the wolf eats her

little red riding hood

thats what u call her

[copper vapor]

hell yeah

[rocky turtle]

now its my corporation

[stoic jay]

cheapest I can get that isn't a cleaning product is smirnoff lmao, Utah doesn't get much
but it does be tasting delicious in some white grape juice

[rocky turtle]

now everything is free

[copper vapor]

I like this

[slim magnet]

how does it cycle tho??????????? do these devs not know how guns work???

[patent sleet]

this stuff costs 6.43euk for 0.5L and this stuff gives u a hangover bad enough u want to kill someone to getrid of it

but since all estonaians are raised on it

its like an ok bottle of rum

hangover wise

[rocky turtle]

decent marksman rifle

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

[patent sleet]

ive seen a guy down 2L of it and go to work operatiing a cnc bending machine that has 15T of power behind it

the eastern European alcoholism is not a joke

damn im using the discord word correcter to get my words right

ima go sleep

ive got work tmrw

gn

[rocky turtle]

gonna test new gun i got

[oak magnet]

someone offering me £26 for this pokemon game

[frail leaf]

💱 26 GBP (British Pound Sterling) :flag_gb: is equal to 29.76 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[oak magnet]

damn

[slim magnet]

how much is that in turkish lira

[copper vapor]

damn

can't find any hector gifs that aren't his twink version in castlevania netflix

not any good ones, at least

yo

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ae20TRVFXNs

I didn't know this wasn't CGI

holy shit

[oak magnet]

MICHAEL IS BACK IN THE NEW GTA ONLINE DLC

PEAK

[copper vapor]

[frail leaf]

💱 27 GBP (British Pound Sterling) :flag_gb: is equal to 1,531.00 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8ag59YCdJ8Q

[quiet abyss]

GTA Slopline

i played until i hit 4 digit playtime, the charm ran out 600 hours ago

idk why i even played into the 1k hour area

[thorny iris]

Imagine farming cayo-perico for 100 hours

Couldnt be me

[left mantle]

@oblique belfry https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KVA7qLwKVyk for when you wake up

[quiet abyss]

i just did what i wanted, and that only numbed me to the boredome for so long

eventually it ate away at my enjoyment, as rockstar made it harder and harder to like

so i just left

[green granite]

So who herr is Turkish beside Doge

[quiet abyss]

and i dont plan on returning

[green granite]

Nice

[quiet abyss]

come to think of it, i would have spent that time better on dayz or something lmao

[green granite]

Its funny how I was just looking for if Michael would appear in GTAV

[quiet abyss]

at least dayz i can have fun without the devs actively sabotaging

[green granite]

And suddenly the new mansion dlc had him

Its such a trip

[quiet abyss]

rockstar literally fucks you over at any chance they get "Oh you feel like you cant fight back? buy a shark card and get the mk2 :)"

dickheads

just sell you a solution to a problem that shouldnt exist

[opal star]

@static axle First game in a while, got accused of cheating. Lol.

[quiet abyss]

borderline scam artists

[oak magnet]

rel

[quiet abyss]

time has never moved more slowly than rn

im waiting for tacos shift to end

[hearty wyvern]

Rockstar when porting rdr1 to ps4 for more than the Xbox 1 edition but including less content

The Xbox 1 edition has been out since like 2015

[quiet abyss]

rockstar after absolutely fucking you over for the 1000th time, and releasing shitty slop and people just eat it like hogs

[hearty wyvern]

B..but gta6!

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkles-and-champagne-sparklesandchampagne-opto-edge-gif-25486986

R* ^

[hearty wyvern]

Did you not see the bubbles in the trailer

[green granite]

@oak magnet i wonder what would be new content w the mansion

[quiet abyss]

b-b-but the scams!

literally

shitass r* releasing some retarded shit

[hearty wyvern]

I have 0 hopes for gta6 lol

[quiet abyss]

for the retards to eat like idiots

[green granite]

I wonder if its gonna be main hub to do like Original Heist along with like Master Control Terminal and stuff

[quiet abyss]

then complain

and nothing changes

[quiet abyss]

because they still keep eating the slop

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/who-the-fuck-is-that-debra-morgan-james-doakes-doakes-dexter-gif-15083783225311574130

me asf

"Who the fuck is that?"

[nimble kiln]

okay 67 guy

okay im done with reels

[zealous depot]

[iron narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1348330909639643271/1416645317587238953/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus.gif?ex=69345d03&is=69330b83&hm=624a8c6d8cf5e7969d5cd9a946249439b4540c7def0f0e98730fb2f8c5e92361&

[green granite]

Well

Time to regrind Fallout 76

[oak magnet]

maybe a heist or something

[rocky turtle]

all factions got 4 tech level

[green granite]

🔥

[rocky turtle]

i love that all casings from shooting minigun stayed there

[zealous depot]

You were using alot pf dakka there

[rocky turtle]

300 ammo well spent

[rocky turtle]

high tech corporation gave me fkn TOILER PAPER as reward

[zealous depot]

So is this just tarkov but pixels and with DEMONS

[rocky turtle]

more fun

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

a lot of stuff to craft, ship to upgrade and clone mercs with unic passives also a lot of classes

[zealous depot]

Only 20 buckroonies too

[iron narwhal]

what game was this i forgot the name

[rocky turtle]

same for corporations u work for a lot of them with their technologies

[zealous depot]

You seem to be quite hated

[rocky turtle]

and u can take over one of minor corpos if u upgrade ur ship which i done already

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

Based

[rocky turtle]

i mostly worked for industrial mega corporations and as result got fuckton of robots with turrets

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

The most recent update is neat, was reading up on it

[rocky turtle]

also the weapon u can craft u can upgrade on ur ship

[subtle sage]

what's with the bots on the third row 🤨

[zealous depot]

Can you assault some of the mega corps?

https://tenor.com/view/trailer-johnny-silver-hand-keanu-reeves-cyberpunk2077-wake-up-samurai-gif-26400744

[rocky turtle]

they are for recreation

[rocky turtle]

U CAN ASSAULT ANYONE

u can work for anyone u want

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-no-money-empty-wallet-gif-10670836

Perhaps someone will gift it to me

[rocky turtle]

they slaping good tho

[zealous depot]

(Don't)

[rocky turtle]

what if i gift it to you

[zealous depot]

I will accept this generous donation but it is not expected

Nor wanted

[meager pasture]

Guys I have to say something

[zealous depot]

Boob

[meager pasture]

The milk was expired

[zealous depot]

You drank it, didn't you?

[rocky turtle]

[verbal gate]

New Michael mission in GTAO?

[copper vapor]

time to try getting those last 2 bombardier cores...

[meager pasture]

Made a cappuccino out of it

[zealous depot]

[meager pasture]

Sorry

3

I regret it

[zealous depot]

When did you realize it was uhhhh.

Expired?

[meager pasture]

Now that I have blessed yall with this important info

I'll depart

[meager pasture]

Guess

[zealous depot]

Nah I'm good

Forget i asked

[meager pasture]

Yeah

[zealous depot]

I do not want this knowledge

[meager pasture]

Good choice

[zealous depot]

My sanity is bad as is

[meager pasture]

Sorry for making it worse

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

Wonder how likely I'll progress if I make everyone hate me

[copper vapor]

SHOWSTOPPERS

DON'T WORK

ON BOMBARDIERS

threw 2 showstoppers at it

it wasn't stunned

and it killed me

[rocky turtle]

its gonna be as much hard as opposite

[worn bluff]

sooo since gamma support keeps getting clogged and newbies chat doesn't help can any of you guys help me

[verbal gate]

No

[worn bluff]

anytime i talk to sultan my game crashed

okay

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

lmao just had an extract camper

lul

[rocky turtle]

GIVE ME 1 CLONING MACHINE PLEASE

[noble ice]

Showstoppers are weird

Sometimes stuff isn’t fully stunned by it

[copper vapor]

apparently bombardiers are immune to stun

great

[rocky turtle]

new class

[zealous depot]

Oh no

[quiet abyss]

2 hour left

[rocky turtle]

damn that crazy

[zealous depot]

So you can also get infected?

With the funni demon virus

[noble ice]

Did they nerf fire grenades against walkers

Those were great

[clear pier]

I'm turning Doom into GAMMA slowly but surely

[copper vapor]

dunno

[copper vapor]

🤮 also

[noble ice]

Seek help

[oblique belfry]

cant sleep

[noble ice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-3018175339177676319

[copper vapor]

I just learned bombardiers are immune to showstopper

[oblique belfry]

o

[copper vapor]

the lesson was

fatal

[timber oxide]

Hey it's almost as if one cannot fix their sleep schedule in one night

[green granite]

Wtf

They are adding real gun

To Killing Floor 3?

What is going on

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

enough people complaining I guess

[oblique belfry]

who wouldve guessed ?

[clear pier]

The ZDoom Discord has been a delightful help!

[oblique belfry]

at least i did manage to half sleep for like 2.5 hours

[timber oxide]

Last week I had to wake up at 8am two days in a row and both times I only got 2-3h of sleep because I literally couldn't fall asleep until the time I normally do

[oblique belfry]

im soaked in sweat though

[copper vapor]

doom already has the milsim cbt mods

like hideous destructor

[green granite]

Ya kno what, screw you, remove your Puma's armor

[copper vapor]

bro installed a leaning mod and a nvg mod and thinks he's john gamma

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

And the worst part about that whole thing was that I had to wake up at 8am because I was the driver

[oblique belfry]

thankfully i have to do this once

usually they do it 1 on saturday and 1 on sunday

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

So two days in a row I drove my car for a few hours while only having 2-3h of sleep

[oblique belfry]

pain

[timber oxide]

Not really

Not the safest thing to do

[noble ice]

Condolences driving tired is straight torture

[timber oxide]

But at the very least I can assure you that I didn't mind

Cause I love driving

[oblique belfry]

fair enough

[timber oxide]

And it actually made me recover some energy

Enough to not crash at least

[oblique belfry]

anywho did birb say anything about fortnut 2 tmrw

[timber oxide]

No

[oblique belfry]

bichass

[green granite]

Damn

I have yet to see such skill issue

[timber oxide]

Listening to streamers, ew

Listening to haters makes more sense

[oblique belfry]

also can we also do it on sunday or are u only available saturday

[copper vapor]

and so the downfall of BF6 begins.

[timber oxide]

We can maybe just play on sunday, but we won't be doing fortnite experience 2 on sunday

[oblique belfry]

i see

[timber oxide]

How many times do I have to repeat this

[copper vapor]

gonna have to use this to get near a bombardier then, since I can't stun them

[oblique belfry]

late night saturday it is then

[oblique belfry]

fuck does it do btw

[timber oxide]

Or we can just postpone it to next week

[copper vapor]

arc machines don't detect you

or at least that's what I understand from the description

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

mf i can read

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

that does not specify its usage

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

can only walk

[oblique belfry]

like do you get a filed

field

[noble ice]

It’s great

[oblique belfry]

or do you turn invis

[quiet abyss]

you literally hold it up

[copper vapor]

to arc only

[quiet abyss]

and it pulses with electricity

and it just makes you invisible to arc

as it says

[oblique belfry]

there we go

[quiet abyss]

how it looks is unspecified i suppose

[oblique belfry]

that wasnt so hard was it

[quiet abyss]

but that doesnt matter

[copper vapor]

oh so I have to keep holding it on my hands while using it?
I thought it was just a temporary buff thing

[quiet abyss]

mhm

[copper vapor]

crap

[quiet abyss]

and it does have a limit iirc

[oblique belfry]

it has dura

[quiet abyss]

not sure if it breaks or just has a cooldown

[copper vapor]

how am I gonna get a deadline up a bombardier's ass without someone to act as bait then

[quiet abyss]

yeah breaks

[quiet abyss]

use the cloak

get up close

to the ass

and then plant it quick

also bring showstoppers

iirc they stun

[copper vapor]

bombardiers are immune to showstopper

I just learned this

[quiet abyss]

hm weird

lure nade?

[copper vapor]

paid with my custom loadout

[quiet abyss]

that thing works on all afaik

[copper vapor]

for the knowledge

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

ye I could try that, too.

[quiet abyss]

yeah try the lure, they seem to prio it unless already aggro'd

[copper vapor]

wow. apollo doesn't sell lure nades.

[quiet abyss]

idk why i know this, but i do, i have obscure knowledge from trying random bullshit

[quiet abyss]

make them

you get the bp early af

from a quest

[copper vapor]

I only know how to make this

[quiet abyss]

lmao

skissue

[copper vapor]

oh here it is

it's in the utility station

[quiet abyss]

yeah its funky

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

some things are in weird places

[copper vapor]

dumbass game

[quiet abyss]

i love the workbench, the base one, its great because i can make like half my go-to loadout there

impacts, rechargers, sometimes base bandages, depends on how broke i am

and then i move to gunsmith and just make and upgrade a ferro

bring a light shield and looting 2, get a random cqc/raider weapon, and then profit

or die

[oblique belfry]

i got 6 of em

[copper vapor]

I found where to craft

and they're easy to make

so

aight

round two

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

Omg

I want

Lemme see how much is it

[quiet abyss]

dorktide

im play dorktide until taco gets home

[green granite]

Damn

53 bones

[rocky turtle]

i wonder is illusion is useful

[timber oxide]

That's not that expensive

[green granite]

53 bones is expensive

[timber oxide]

Not really

[green granite]

For you sure its cheap

For me yeh its not cheap

[timber oxide]

There is around $600 worth of plastic on the top shelf of my display and it's just 2 figures

[green granite]

Alright we established this is cheap for you

[timber oxide]

I have no idea how much the middle shelf is worth

There's 9 figures there

There are another 3 in the other room

And one on the bottom shelf

And 2 out of those 3 in the other room

[obsidian sun]

dark and griddy

[timber oxide]

Are the same type as that Miyabi

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot that name

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

And the only thing I can say about that Miyabi

[copper vapor]

I looted ONLY these cores and nothing else

[zealous depot]

Hobo

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

Is that at the very least the price is standard

That being said

I'd also need to pay for the delivery

[copper vapor]

someone threw a heavy fuze grenade at me inside the extract

[timber oxide]

So it would go up to, I dunno, $70? $80?

Because international shipping is ass

Why am I talking about anime figurines

I dunno

Imma go play Warframe

[copper vapor]

now I just need to level up 13 times

and I've beaten arc raiders

[timber oxide]

Holy shit @green granite I just checked something, that Miyabi is actually cheaper than the usual for this type

[green granite]

I want chibi figurine

I think they make like mass produced figurines usually they arent too bad of a price

[timber oxide]

This company has a specific line of figures that are of good quality for a relatively small price

And I in general recommend them

They are pretty good

Recently, specifically last week, I bought one figure from them and it was roughly the same size and quality as my most expensive ones while being ~$120 cheaper than them

And, as I stated

That Miyabi seems to be priced well

Like I understand that $50 dollars isn't exactly cheap

But believe me when I say it's a good deal

[copper vapor]

my army grows

[timber oxide]

DUCKS

[left mantle]

MBO, We need to talk about the ducks

[copper vapor]

wish we could hide the UI here. There's two cat beds but the icons kinda hide the second one

[green granite]

Holy

[copper vapor]

also more ducks here in the lower right corner.

[green granite]

They make normal one for 50

That is a steal

[copper vapor]

did you notice the duo guarding the doorway?
I feel perfectly safe.

ain't no one getting the drop on me while I sleep

[left mantle]

James Veitch lookin ass

[oblique belfry]

why is every 100% video titled " i 100%'d X and it was BRUTAL"

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/game-club-fish-penguin-fishing-gif-18077765825755482847

[copper vapor]

depending on the game, it is brutal

doge I got the bombardier cores all workstations maxxed.

[green granite]

War Thunder 100%

[copper vapor]

now I can become a pvp chud until I hit 75

[oblique belfry]

some are easier then others and they sometimes even end the video saying "that was not that hard i enjoyed it"

[oblique belfry]

killin myself

[copper vapor]

I have 3 spares

wink wink

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

wait

I have one spare

wtf what happened to the others

[oblique belfry]

killing myself 2x

[copper vapor]

oh well

at least now you know how easy it is to kill one

immune to stun, use lure instead

learn from my mistake

my final message

change the world

[oblique belfry]

then slap deadline ?

[copper vapor]

goodbye

ya

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

it still does the concussive aoe blast tho so be careful

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

well i still need to do trials

might do it

oh i started to yawn

[green granite]

Study*

[oblique belfry]

the bad thing is do i try to sleep

[oblique belfry]

exam in 3 hours

im on bed

[green granite]

No crap

[oblique belfry]

fully sleeping then waking up in 1 hour is worse then not sleeping

[opal star]

The character generator can be funny, i'll give them that.

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[oblique belfry]

why he look so familiar

[left mantle]

[oblique belfry]

i feel like ive seen that guy somewhere

[green granite]

Gta v

[opal star]

Online.

[left mantle]

I just can't prove it

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

Today is Friday

[zealous depot]

What's going on

[green granite]

In California

Shoot

[opal star]

Jesus Christ, Morgan!

[quiet abyss]

yup

alright

thats one way to die

literally just all the heretics

also a trapper got me killed, couldnt move so yeah

[copper vapor]

money money moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

even got a wolfpack and a tempest

all of the trinkets I hoarded are close to half a million coins in worth

hoarder? I hardly know 'er

best value per slot/stack

[oblique belfry]

okay imma try getting a quick nap ig

[copper vapor]

why do I have to wait to go into practice range wtf

[sour rivet]

bro

i fucking CLUTCHED our match

[wild vortex]

big one here

[blazing maple]

my goat still got it

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

isn't this a mark of slaanesh

[zealous depot]

Are you trying to say Warhammer is connected to arcing it possibly?

Which isn't bad

[quiet abyss]

close

its missing a small amount of the arch on the other side

its also reversed, not arrow

its like a moon

[blazing maple]

Birb locked in on darktide as last man standing and fought past like 50 specials to revive me and the team

insane

holy fuck

[quiet abyss]

what class?

i hear hive scum is actually really good

doesnt mean im buying it tho, 15 dollars is a big ask

imo

at least arbites is on sale, and my friend STILL WONT BUY IT

because hes like "still too much" my brother in christ its 4 dollars cheaper, just take the win

like its never gone on sale before, and it will not go on sale for more than 25% off for at least another 3-5 months

thats being generous, since it took 2 years for the main game to be 40% off

[blazing maple]

ogryn

[chrome ginkgo]

Hive scum has damage but it's got a really shit synergy with itself

[quiet abyss]

ok thats believable

[blazing maple]

hive scum is very fun but not broken which is good

they're not unkillable murder death god

[quiet abyss]

its like arbites then?

[blazing maple]

and newbies keep dying because they think they are

[quiet abyss]

arbites isnt as indestructible as people think, i mean theyre certainly durable

but you can still die with a small mistake on damnation or auric

imma zap people as psyker

[chrome ginkgo]

Like all dot stuff fucks over scum but half it's kit wants you to use dots

[quiet abyss]

imma blow your mind

[blazing maple]

psyker moment

[quiet abyss]

yes

beloved emperor talks to me

[teal spade]

@copper vapor

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

I posted that screenshot myself earlier at the carmageddon forum

[blazing maple]

first day at the doughnut factory:

[quiet abyss]

also its probably bad that i know what it looks like by memory

[teal spade]

[wild vortex]

[copper vapor]

A guy with a stitcher is trying to kill a Bastion

I applaud his courage

[zealous depot]

What is this....bastion? Have not seen one

[copper vapor]

heavily armored spiderbot with a BRRRRRRRRRRRT

also I heard it explode some time later

either the guy had help or his stitcher was

https://tenor.com/view/blow-blow-head-off-break-beat-hit-gif-12244222

[zealous depot]

Wolfpack

Gotta he

[copper vapor]

YES MY LOVELIES

IDI KO MNE

[zealous depot]

POCKET IT

Ducks

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

almost two full stacks

[pure compass]

post your lifetime stats

[zealous depot]

I need to watch a video on this

Looks like a lot of info

[pure compass]

you can watch sseth's but it doesnt actually tell you how to play the game kek

[zealous depot]

Of course

[pure compass]

damn

bro's good at the game

[rocky turtle]

nah i had a bad start before

[zealous depot]

Bros been straight munching on people too

[copper vapor]

watch sseth's review

[rocky turtle]

i started new one

[copper vapor]

... that's a lot of people dead

[zealous depot]

So you can get your limbs shot off too?

[pure compass]

it doesnt teach mechanics and also you get speed upgraded when stunned now

[rocky turtle]

yeah

FINALLY

[zealous depot]

Droon is straight up John wick with those human kills

[pure compass]

usually you just butcher corpses

but quasimorphosis isnt a concern on absentia maps

It'll kick your ass if you do cannibalism anywhere with an actual bramfatura tho

[zealous depot]

So you can eat people

[pure compass]

in fact, some classes get bonuses for eating people

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

its actually my strategy for some missions to summon quasimorphs

[pure compass]

me stepping off the elevator on assassination/infiltration only to get back on the elevator

[teal spade]

hey guys.... I made a nemesis

[rocky turtle]

they kill targets on last floor and i immediately extract

[teal spade]

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

What did you do!

[pure compass]

you can also reset quasimorphosis by just murdering the baron

[zealous depot]

He's a mad man

[teal spade]

we both know the easier question would be "What didn't I do"

[pure compass]

"level's too hot lemme talk to your manager mr. quasimorph"

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

waste of precious stash space smh

[zealous depot]

Did you ask someone to turn on and off their pc

[teal spade]

but to answer it, entitled goober in support channels was being entitled, after told to not be entitled procedded to be even more of a karen

so I threw the good 'ol Unfit to help role on him to stop him from spamming the channel

[zealous depot]

That's amazing

[quiet abyss]

you almost off work?

[zealous depot]

[teal spade]

so he proceeded to DM the staff about it... Probably not realising that we can see any messages that he deletes if he did it

like

a lot of the staff

[zealous depot]

I assume he got banned

[teal spade]

[zealous depot]

No fun

[copper vapor]

[teal spade]

mods are asleep, chaos reigns

[quiet abyss]

i mean im always running out idk how you do that

[copper vapor]

I'm running out, too

[quiet abyss]

quick wheres sound, he can post hitler videos

[copper vapor]

started selling shit

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

the ducks stay

[quiet abyss]

tbf he posts crazy shit if mods are online too

[teal spade]

I ain't sleeping

altho it is now 6AM....

I am very tired

and delerious

I should do something about it

but on the other hand

[copper vapor]

drink coffee

mixed with energy drinks

[quiet abyss]

make a mysterious brew, get a cauldron

[teal spade]

I'm not in the correct mindset to be listening to a crazy person(me)

[teal spade]

ew cofefe

[quiet abyss]

5 5-hour energies, instant coffee, caffeine pills and some adderall

thatll set you straight

for like

[copper vapor]

covfefe*

[quiet abyss]

2 minutes

until heart failure

[thin shell]

@quiet abyss those truck stop rhino pills

[copper vapor]

throw some fent in there for good measure

[teal spade]

last time when I was on call I measured someones BP at 210 - 128

[copper vapor]

we call those "rivets" here
because they'll hold you up

[quiet abyss]

yeah those too, and maybe also some uhh fucking viagra, why not

witches brew

[thin shell]

And still hold down your 9-5, because nobody likes a fucking quitter

[verbal gate]

if you're lucky you can pick up some kratom too

[quiet abyss]

hold down? mate you would have all the work done in 20 seconds

so wired you could harness the fucking speed force

[teal spade]

anyway, I know you guys will never get rid of me, so say your goodbyes to this discrod server before the unabomber shows up to nuke it

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/listening-writing-surprised-taking-notes-writing-down-gif-14970347

[verbal gate]

lmao who did it

[thin shell]

Exactly, send everyone home.. create an entire new business while we’re at it

[teal spade]

what

[verbal gate]

I'm eternally gonna be grey since I aint interacting on other channels lmao

[opal star]

You can get your previous rank back by just sending a message in a channel with Exp.

[thin shell]

Okay so, this is the degen chat.. got it.. I’ll be back

[opal star]

Unless your account is gone.

[sour rivet]

no thats #🎪bruh-fart

[opal star]

No hope for you. Lol.

[verbal gate]

replied on wrong message, a surprising amount of folks going "I'm not getting support immediately, time to bombard unrelated channels"

[obsidian sun]

[teal spade]

you know who else is eternally grey?

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

This guy!

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063755770027573252/1316188196719038527/steam-laugh.gif

[verbal gate]

yeah they vaporized my account, last time I tried recovering it they aint even giving me the option lmao

[thin shell]

That would make me sad, rules need to be followed is all

[opal star]

@distant finch #boughtnotbuilt.

[left mantle]

Man I love fucking the pinned effect in poe2

Literally just freezeframes anything

Giant fucking boss dude coming down with an axe? Frozen midair

[quiet abyss]

love how this chat says no memes, like as if anyone is listening

only one people listen to is the no stalker and no politics (sometimes)

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1445594265798443028/ezgif.com-optimize-1.gif

[opal star]

[teal spade]

The perfect toys to bring to a playdate

Gonna teach little timmy what happens when you tattle on me to mrs. Babegels about me taking an extra cookie

[quiet abyss]

@zealous depot hello sir

wait

[opal star]

That will always belong to this.

[quiet abyss]

you get off work in 5 min

fuck

[quiet abyss]

the perfect toy to bring is a shotgun, so much fun

even kurt cobain thought shotguns were nifty :)

[opal star]

For Clay's? Absolutely.

[quiet abyss]

[opal star]

Not so much for parties.

Too much splatter.

[quiet abyss]

and just shooting in general

i love shooting shotguns

i love how loud they are, and how they attempt to toss your ass

its fun, theyre great fun to just dump a tube of them

benelli go brr

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

love my benelli

[quiet abyss]

shut up pal, or im gonna have to give you a stern talking to, buster

[zealous depot]

Imagine forgetting

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-take-a-stab-lets-take-a-look-leon-resident-evil-eyes-gif-18312039097661115308

[quiet abyss]

triple barrel shotgun?

that is cool

why do you have all the cool toys

and when can i come over and try them? lmao

i feel like a kid looking at the spoiled kids nerf collection

[opal star]

Triple barrel break-action 12 g.

There are cooler toys.

[quiet abyss]

is that a mclaren branded dewalt?

i have never seen that

it looks neato

@zealous depot lmk when you live

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

THERE YOU ARE

is this mobile taco? or pc taco

or is this "lmao im at gym, eat shit " taco?

[wild vortex]

feeling PHILOSOPHICAL

feeling good

[quiet abyss]

[zealous depot]

Its "I'm eating pizza taco, but I am home."

[quiet abyss]

pizzer

fucking love pizzer

[wild vortex]

lets keep that A

pizza!

[quiet abyss]

shut up tanaka with the hard r

pizzer

pizza with the hard r, pizzer

[zealous depot]

@quiet abyss aight booting up pc

[quiet abyss]

9 months of boot time

[wide chasm]

illo te cuento que la tia esta me acaba de hacer una puta paella que ni puto dios se compara coño

wait fuck wrong channel mb

[wild vortex]

[quiet abyss]

its time to pillage and kill in arc, since its squads, which meants we will get murdered more than friendlies

[wide chasm]

yall saw the latest iron lung movie trailer?

[quiet abyss]

no i just ignored it when it was posted here

[zealous depot]

[wide chasm]

god damnit

give me all the recycles please

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[ancient notch]

Cheeky breeky

[zealous depot]

juiced

[blazing maple]

i should play... more tft

[sour rivet]

no

you should play

more kcd2

or wait

what happened to your outer world 2 shit

[blazing maple]

oh i softlocked my save

[sour rivet]

bruh

[blazing maple]

yarp

I crave neeko...

tft will soothe the burn...

[sour rivet]

cant belive you ditched me to play league

she HATES ne

leaving me to fend for myself for the last few hours of the night

[quiet abyss]

thats nice birb, we are killing robots

[sour rivet]

i do not care

[quiet abyss]

and meeting suspiciously friendly players

[blazing maple]

i'm stroking my shit goofy style

[sour rivet]

proof?

[blazing maple]

it'l come to you in a dream

[sour rivet]

wah

[sour rivet]

but fr WHY NO LEAGUE STREAM WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
||/s||

[obsidian sun]

[sour rivet]

the balding man is gone

[wild vortex]

i havw my cool jacket

i love it so much

[sour rivet]

i have a hoodie on

[wild vortex]

i bet you have a cool hoodie on

what color is it

[sour rivet]

base color is grey but it has a nightmare before christmas thing on it :)

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjGa5HRWZPI

[wild vortex]

then its even cooler because its got a cool movie on it

your a cool person

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1433683024439939104/RDT_20251031_0011588649827422517322796.gif

[wide chasm]

DEJA DE MANDAR PINCHES CHILES

[slim magnet]

loco

es finn el humano

el del video

[wide chasm]

Mas o menos la verdad

[wild vortex]

cierto...

[wide chasm]

calla la puta boca coño

[wild vortex]

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

[deft trellis]

a yo

[wide chasm]

fimosis

[wide chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010686949872377989/1390864122807189504/dansi-4x.gif

[wide chasm]

im stealing this

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-finn-finn-the-human-funny-face-silly-face-gif-15767720

[pliant meteor]

Hardly feels like the holidays these past few days

[left mantle]

@ grok is this real?

[wild vortex]

el humano noooo 😭😭😭

[quiet abyss]

anyways i was lied to, medium gun parts are on bastions

game never told me that

neither did the online nerds

[wide chasm]

fin el cocainomano

[wild vortex]

[wide chasm]

traduceme esa con el translator tontopolla

[wild vortex]

@ grok translate

translating 🤖

quiero pito

[sour rivet]

@grok kill yourself

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/ch0colatchaud-burst-gif-21178804

[wild vortex]

opohhhhhg crap

[wide chasm]

se me acaba de salir un poco de corria

[wild vortex]

the bird

[wide chasm]

un momento

[wild vortex]

[sour rivet]

borrowing

[wild vortex]

my golden true was robbed

[wide chasm]

is he the baron of trotsky

[sour rivet]

true was my most used emoji this year

[obsidian sun]

[wild vortex]

removed from all photos for good reason

[sour rivet]

did you also get true cube

[obsidian sun]

yes

[wide chasm]

too birdie

[wild vortex]

i need true cube as an emoji

[sour rivet]

awesome

[wide chasm]

true what?

[wild vortex]

its criminal that none of the cube emojis have been added

[obsidian sun]

it's so peak

[wild vortex]

EXACTLY

[wide chasm]

Incredible

[wild vortex]

[wide chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1440365605831180470/shoom_speech.gif

[wild vortex]

dorocube tho

[wide chasm]

who's doro

[sour rivet]

i am now gonna try sayl the faithless on warham 3

[wide chasm]

ham

🍔

[wide chasm]

do you hear the bells?

i hear em

every minute they're louder

can you hear em too?

[deft trellis]

i want a cheeseburger

[wide chasm]

here

🌯

fuck wrong food

[deft trellis]

with jalapeños

[wide chasm]

🍔

[sick trail]

[wide chasm]

i hear the bells of the snipper

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-balatro-true-gif-3209347132886976225

[wide chasm]

was balatro any good?

[obsidian sun]

yes

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-sack-truth-harpoon-truth-lance-truth-dagger-gif-12504601540719482278

[sick trail]

It IS good

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1405687104373133343/20250814_112928.gif

[wide chasm]

i never bothered trying it out

i was busy grinding

and grinding

[obsidian sun]

try it

[wide chasm]

and.....

grinding....

[obsidian sun]

grinding what

[wide chasm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

my cock

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatrillion-gif-15724726652389719925

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-limbus-project-moon-library-of-ruina-ruina-gif-9307471396915231164

[wide chasm]

its as sharp as a razorblade

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/that-one-friend-that's-too-jolly-that-one-friend-that's-too-woke-jolly-gif-13352276069227206901

[obsidian sun]

this reminds me of that joker meme where he's spazing out

https://tenor.com/view/joker-joker-meme-batman-csvifax-hardroach-gif-6283066117593919561

[wide chasm]

the fuck is this

[wild vortex]

fuckass joker

[obsidian sun]

jonkler

[wild vortex]

[wide chasm]

the seed of brainrot

[wild vortex]

brainrot started at millargrove memes

[obsidian sun]

tik tok adding that fire ring effect was the best thing they did

[wide chasm]

worst you mean

[obsidian sun]

nah best

[wild vortex]

do you guys havw it installed

[wide chasm]

tiktok?

[wild vortex]

yes

[wide chasm]

i'd rather shoot myself

[obsidian sun]

no

[wild vortex]

i uninstalled it a bit ago

[obsidian sun]

good

[wide chasm]

Good for you

you're better off

[wild vortex]

i think i am

[wide chasm]

now watch shorts until your brain melts

[wild vortex]

no i just watch youtube regular

[wide chasm]

brilliant

im off to get 3 hours of sleep

later

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-9540757305797220707

[sick trail]

Hey do you want a 5 hour review of a videogame

[wide chasm]

people actually watch video essays?

[sour rivet]

yeag

[wide chasm]

well i was gonna answer with something

but i forgot

https://tenor.com/view/bald-goku-reeyarn-gif-21096140

here

my finest

uh

thing

[wild vortex]

id love that

im watching way way longer videos now

recent one was a guys 2 hour hike

[sour rivet]

i watched a 4 hour video of library of ruina

[wide chasm]

whats thtata

[sick trail]

Thousands of em

[sick trail]

Too bad, I didn't have one in mind

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1015573221942251642.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=Chad

[wide chasm]

when i watch one i feel like im watching a really low budget documentary

[wild vortex]

i just got demolished

[muted loom]

your daddy was home when you left

[wild vortex]

pov your stationed in torono

your gerbet was home when you left

[muted loom]

you’re right

[hearty wyvern]

That fuckass cadence is so god damn retarded

[muted loom]

you’re left

[restive bear]

RAAAAAAAAHHHH

[wide chasm]

what was this dude's name again?

[restive bear]

Benedict Cumberbach

[wide chasm]

Benedic Cumberpatch?

[restive bear]

Batch

Yeah close

[wide chasm]

that sounds like the name of a 14th century pope tbg

[verbal gate]

Basilica Cadburybatch

[light monolith]

im ngl i thought that was doctor strange for a moment

[quiet abyss]

got a bettina bp

hope it gets buffed

[uneven sapphire]

yay

huh

[obsidian sun]

vat is bro playin

[sour rivet]

what are you guys wanting to see be announced at the game awards next week

[uneven sapphire]

Pioner

[obsidian sun]

HALF LIFE 3 FEATURING ADRIAN SHEPHERD

[sick trail]

Ditto

[verbal gate]

devious mfker