#╟❓general-offtopic
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It's really cool but I'm more into building wacky spacecraft, pretty sure 90% of my playtime is spent in assembly 
@celest plank he lost his shoe 
Wrench. Probably the best mechanic sim. Super fun.
they helped me to kill infiltration team for quest 
and then i killed them 
babe wake up, time for your daily humiliation ritual
uh oh
the loading screen showed a long message ending with "please wait patiently"
patiently, it said
IN china this is considered a good thing
i can send some loot back right in mission now 
I don't like when loading screens use adverbs
Is Sam still thristier than other thristiest thristy person for women
always
Fair enough
good
my archnemesis
the BASTARD
WHO CAUSED ME SO MUCH AGONY ON PS4
its ||Demon Prince||
dark souls 3?
yeah
haven't played 
no rats
I will never get tired of this phase transition
sound cut out before big boom
and then the CLANG
yummers
luv me placidusax
luv me safi'jiiva
uhh
what other bosses do this
shit did fatalis also do it?

https://youtu.be/jNvqZw0tVB8?si=fF5YdWa7_sfc9xtq
Killing flop just posted
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the PC Gaming show "most wanted" is on
lots of premiers rn
1 weapon
1 "new" enemy
1 new map
1 returning character
half life 3?
nah but a new game coming from Black Mesa devs
Ah
thanks for the heads up oomf
nice
black mesa was peam
black mesa IS peam
the blue shift mod for it is also peam (not made by them iirc)
I see
black mesa is fucking amazing
one of the best games ever made, remastered so that everybody can play it without the jank
A new Carmageddon is coming next year
i guess thats my personal fav so far from the show
:O
the show is currently showing a hero shooter
i just spawned in wtf 
And the game has been out for a couple of months 
ace with triple nade
@oblique belfry
la bomba
this game is cooked
why is this capture the flag game have a 5 minute trailer
dead game
ooo
hellraiser mentioned
hellraiser game showcase less go
DOUG
IT WAS SHORT
THAT FUCKING FLAG GAME
Gta IV?
Just don't be radiated
i got hitted twice by ion pistol 
@oblique belfry
oh right
gonna be honest this show is ass
welp i didnt need to clear last 2 floors 
hellraiser shows uP? no new information
blade shows up? no new information
replace this space thing with the entirety of "in space with markiplier"
i wonder why rest of people died 
@oblique belfry
where did they fall
e11 finished?
I can finally joke about the episode
ekhm ekhm
HE KILLED 16 CZECHOSLOVAKIANS
GUY WAS AN INTERIOR DECORATOR
peam episode
@sour rivet
i wonder if you can be neutral to the monsters that are comming during Qorphosis
"in the beginning there was nothing"
👀
the cube
old testament wannabe
found out why rockstar fired 36 employees
turns out those 36 people had a discord server where they posted everything related to gta 6

and someone leaked it
unionizing
i just checked and its a british woman with laser sounds
I don't want to see women I want to see games!
game awards will have half life 3
they showed 3 seconds of hellraiser
guild wars?
this time for real
in 2025?
nuh
remastered
i did that
i will get you
did you see the fucking fan arts fortiche made
nope
I keep getting arcane related reels from the friend tho lmao
I made a tiktok just for her
to send me this shit

queueing fucking deadlock
deadlock
cry more
more like dead game
boring ass showcase (watches mikeburnfire)
the fucking cunt on the right
league invasion
I was so happy when she got that fucking headshot
matchmaking: insufferable
shit channel
FUCKING HELL
check the 2nd post
he finally gets it
There is no escape
you're missing out there's a pretty lady talking about fighting games
i didntr see her at all
AND HAVE 0 FUCKING FUN
AND RUIN EVERYONES FUN
FUCK EVERYONE
string those people up with jumper cables

sunset overdrive 2
they making games about anything
saw that comment too
not woke enough NEXT!!!!!

my ass could be playin somth rn
FISHING
dev got doxxed
the creator got doxxed

so had to stop making updates
I wish i was that fish
clam down
WOMAN AGAIN!!!
i hate woman rn
still no new blood
what happened to arma reforged
YOU EXPECT ME TO FALL VICTIM TO THAT MAGGOT?!
THE TRUTH IS
I LOST
oh god the sound quality
dave is right wheres arma
pre-aplha
bro
good lord
the hell is this??
please don't show it at this point man c'mon
DUDE
oniionverse or smth
ARE WE IN 2007
TRAILER HAD ROYALTY FREE MUSIC
WHAT WAS THAT QUALITY
NOT EVEN INGAME SOUNDS

shit from a butt productions
woman is GONE
RINGWORLD
we are now WOKE
peak
What are you chatters watching
pc gaming show

no you dont
xcom star wars
spluhgoink btw
Nothing too exciting has dropped yet I take it
10 seconds

the blade teaser wasnt even a fucking teaser
it was the same trailer form 2 years ago
GLUP SHITTO!!!
yeah no ultrakill here
newblood game with a fem protagonist?
Jokes on them, takes more than 10 seconds to tease me
wtf
im assuming tenebre but im ready to me wrong
maybe the fallout like from NB
WTF
v1
KOreaslop calling it
I WAS RIGHT
idk what them mean
LOW
ITS KOREASLOP
true

ye
omg freddy krueger
BULLSHIT
oh shit
watch out!
13th friday game
you fucking idiot its jason
wherea re the pallets
removed
blahaj
imagine if this was hello neighbor
its not
ah
3 actually looks good
you too can be mobbed
woman is fucking dead
It's like toxic mega colon
But a simulation
constantinople
its dwarf fortress
i didnt got tunnel rat class yet 
dunno where you gettin zomboid from
camera
bruh
and gameplay
bisexual propaganda
temu scarlett johansson
im struggling to type rn
muting the stream during interludes
MIDAS ?
its so cold
i'm smart

fuck this show
hand gone btw
oh my goooooduhhhh
you can still see the finger
oh that cut out quick
cant wait for only 5 seconds
are they actually gonna show 12 games
ayyy DoW 4
why would you want to play it
it finally has all the zeds, so why not
as long as it's free

you could play kf2
i was like "why does it look so familiar to warhammer"
then it dawned on me dawn of war IS warhammer

I could, but
hmmm this Ultramarine looks like a Spacemarine



forgive him it looks like a blueberry
yummers
nah im talking about the first 10-15 seconds

wow
no new information
her rotted sleep deprived brain
i still am very cautious about dow4
woman
no man's sky 2
swag af
light no fire
multi
hmm this stormcast eternal looks like a space marine
music do be interesting though 
remnant
I hope the max possible zoom out isn't what the trailers shown so far
oh you bet your ass its gonna be that
show us soma 2 already GOD
(still dunno what that game is about)
lemme guess
time loop game where you have to work your way around
nice product ad
But I really want to light fires 
yeh
let me guess
and you get all champs
that i know
i dont know what this is
bald... white man!!!
ALBANIAN FOREVER 
game from no mans sky devs
hmmmm
Day9 the OG

the king of cringe
they redeemed
also ex SC2 pro but whatever
I love day9 with all my heart
i doubt it will
that reminds me, gotta do expedition redux for nms
this is... scribblenauts
he just radiates unc energy
god i love scribblenauts
true
its not scribblenauts
HEY JOE WANNA PLAY ANOTHER ROGUELIKE VAMPIRE SURVIVORS!?
why did viego transition
newblood istg
?
Dave spamming as always 
I recognize a bait 'n switch when I see one
ah yes, baby stonks
why are we watching an average day of someone in crypto markets
viego transitioned
viego reminds me of viejo
and viejo reminds me of that simpsons meme in spanish
i dont know who that is
it really is viego
i only understood Vallejo

pvkk ooo
i think bethesda forgot too
ya PVKK was there too, and i love even more how EVERYONE avoids its name
nioh 3
nioh 3
@copper vapor
thank you nioh 3
wishlist harder
i have no money
oh god
newblood i swear to god
chat
mobile game again

imagine if this was new newblood game
genshin valley
ALL IN
POTENTIAL FRAUD?
stardew impact
holy shit boss fights
FUCK
THERES NO ULTRAKILL IN THIS SHOWCASE
add terraria to it as well
@hexed stag WAKE UUUUUP, HAVE THIS! :3
I have to ULTRAKILL myself
disco elysium
ye olde disco elysium
i like this game
Deltarune tomorrow\

COMOONONOONOONONNO
i'm wasting my TIME
PLEASE
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE WORK
"coop most friendly wanted game"
I THOUGHT YOUR ASS WAS STAYING AWAKE CUZ YOU HAD NOTHING
oh god
YOU ARE FUCKED
israelgpt please generated me a games most wanted showcase beep boop
friendslop
thank you israelgpt

oh my god bruh
peak 2
damn
pc gaming show actually having good games
oh shit onimusha
i dont know this
was shown in the last 2 showcases
i would like to know this now
compelling characters
back to this FUCKASS spaceship
they have to compared to their showcase this summer

with this LIBERALS

damn bro this dude got it goin ON
old foootaaaaage
yuop
i need someone to iron golem me
Okay
i dont have the gif
finally
No
oh shit
oh my GOD bruh
Banned
marvel rivals
dusk rpg

ahahahahaha
holy skill tree
legend of grimrock
watch it go down now
love dusk
sam go play dusk
once more into Dusk
wah wah
keep it that way
Cmon 2k, give me 2k
cry
it'd be VERY cheeky if they named the game Dusk Eternal

HOUSE OF CRIMAH?1
it begins
IT CRIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
oh control 2
ooo control 2
Sam Lake you HACK
the fuck is liquid swords
bro im turning into mogh with how much ive been saying nothing

yes dave newblood
edgepunk
its so dark
press L to turn on flashlight

press B to blow
oh
!
wtf
can't wait to spend 150$
of course
all in on piracy
it will come to pc maybe 2 years after 
"not on pc of course"
why isn't he mentioning the layoffs
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE
join the "I dont care about it and wont play" GTA club
im in the "im not paying full price " club
fuck games being 70$
aye
im on "i care and i cant play" gta club

what
give them slack, they're like a multi dollar company
it delayed to november
no im saying what to the stream
ah
arena shooter?
uh oh
wait
oh boo
oh yeah
re-launching it
splitgate wtf
since it failed
PLEAAAAASE
wasn't there a splitgate 2
BRO JUST LET IT GO
they went back from full release to EA
wonder why the ceo in the funny hat isn't addressing us this time
EPIC YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS
why isn't he here this time
kileld him
yea there was a splitgate 2

1047 - the amount of miliseconds i stay awake
you know I feel bad about it because I love arena shooters
but it's just impossible for a game in this genre to exist nowadays
splitgate banked everyone on 1 gimmick and had no clue what to do from there
unless its deathmatch
my goat
offtopic duskworld when
holy shit
not gonna happen
paratopic 2
we should still do a Straftat session one day - havent played it yet but watched so much
oh no not yet another indie game with ps1 graphics
muh nostalgia bait
where gloomwood update
"hold R to remember"
they cooking
oh no not yet another indie horror game with ps1 graphics
i know they cookin im just impatient
same
they glooming
sprinas
i wonder if we see the game today I'm in the credits for
time to farm the laugh reacts
they JUST had an update
huh ?
oh shit
oh here we go
heavenslop
uhh
shut up sam
DAVE
daveslop
DAVEW
daveslop
gooner oshry
goonslop
goslop
go to work you employedslop
yooo
gabagool
me cameo
blink mf
well if that isnt a fresh mashup of fucking cool style
ye
that was interesting
not my typa game - but cool
art style dope
actually a cool game
DID I JUST SEE
UNDERTALESLOP
JOHNNY BRABO
TEMU NECRODANCER
WOAH MAMA
damn that trailer was fast lmao

Huge
i like that we had the same brain doge

blonde pomador= johnny
sea of thieves ?
i'm getting flashbanged by the trailer speed
nvm
sthieves
korea of theives
love of even pirates have trigger disipline
yooo wtf thats really good
sam hop into the seas (not actually game is not in a good place rn)
they're the ones who NEED it because those blunderbusses and flintlocks probably don't have safeties 
albaina?!
i dun understan
what does albaina mean

WE HAVE ATTENTION SPAN
PLEASE
wait
this show shows "most wanted" games right ?
why the fuck is gta 6
yea
number 5
this showcase gave me acidic reflux

apegem!!!
only the stardew valley dev forgot
APEGEM!!!
sam what did you mean by albaina
stardew

it's a place
you said it was in a bad place
no shit
wait i dont get this
i assumed it was in albania
is albaina a bad place
is that the joke
oh
we know its in development tho
its been in development for a while
dead by daylight 2
what the fuck is chat on about bruh
i doubt it
half life... 4
oh
SLAY THE SPIRE?
why did i even watch this shit
REALLY?
MORE WANTED THEN OTHER GAMES
suicideslop
this is why i never watch pc gaming show anymore
hoppe you dont fall asleep mid shift 
slay the spire 2
granted
denied
they just fucking name dropped some games and slapped old trailers with a person monologuing
and called it a "show"

nah im busy making offtopic recap
with sound
offtopicgem


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