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What does it say when you turn it off? VPNs don’t randomly teleport you to a specific suburb in Utah unless someone picked that exit node.

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asian woman near you looking for a real Turkish man obv
🥀 🥀 🥀
doge's fate is sealed
what roland saw at old l corp
my sister
what did roland see during the smoke war
the smoke
plants vs zombies now
whatever it was it closely resembled this
my condolences
Has there been another PVZ game?
Haven't checked on the franchise in years.
i lost track of pvz when they released that pvp hero shooter thing in the mid 2010s
yeah, its bad
was that hero shooter any good?
@verbal gate pixy is gone 
i don't like pvp games in general so i get it
They have fucked up the third one
Fuck yeah, I got promoted 
yknow.... borders....
not too bad for 7 nukes tho
Only 12k as the over estimate of a nuke is indeed not the worst case scenario
7 nukes
its a mountainous border, its essentially McArthur's plan
which makes it even more okayish
You sure that's a nuke?
im still flying the draken start plane with those bad bois
dont feel the need to get a newer one for now
maybe a bit more mobility would be nice but 
hmm guess so
only recently learned that McArthur wanted to nuke the entirety of the Korean border to China
pj is best wingman fr fr
Oh damn, GTA IV with path tracing doesn't look bad.
preach
is any1 elses discord lagging a bit?
No.
prime why are you green now
mine just started lagging
Exp reset to the number before i left.
great timing right
this rat bastard shoots me from the roof, then kills another guy, and some legend with a kettle comes and kills the shitter

i may have died, but he avenged me
commo kettle w
so i couldnt care less
apparently he had a defib, the bad guy, but i died
no he had one
but i died like 2 seconds after he got it off the body
rip
thie kinetic converter on my stitcher
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wasnt this just slop
the internet would've exploded if that was real
silksong tmr
half life 3 today

titan fall 3 yesterday
fable 4 now
no
the what
the ace combat 5 nuke mine 
thats exactly why i wont play ac3
wtf that shit is stitcher only ?
oh shit I have that in my stitcher also
no
it says compatible with your loadout
no
any weapon that takes a stock can use it iirc
ah
but its great on stitcher
bobcat ?
anything with a stock tbh
renegade 
i dont like it
it makes it a shotgun or smth
I got an osprey with a kinetic converter on it after some kid tried to kill me on spaceport, most useless application of the weapon mod lol
free moneys
osprey is kinda ass

I don’t think the osprey could even make use of it since you have to load a new round in every shot
you best be ready on friday boy
i think i need more anvils

doesn't it make the bolt cycle faster
anvil is great imo, especially against arc
same damage as ferro
but 6 shots
Does it? I assumed it only effected the firing rate
well, that is the firing rate
theoretically
still think its the most bullshit thing ever
needs testing
if you have a kinetic converter and an osprey, go to the shooting range and test 
Guess I’ll have to test it on the range
anvil either needs to be blue or ferro needs to be uncommon as well
what, anvil having same damage as ferro?
yeah
ehhhh idk
"but its 1 rarity higher" cant just make it a better ferro imo
im not even gonna mention the hilarious crafting recipe
that is apparently """expensive""
there is not a kettle counterpart on higher rarities
anvil is literally ferro 2.0
trans person: i'm trans
society: okay
your lesbian friend: hey have you seen Arcane

there will be more

Yes
faster draw time
6 bullets. more than enough to kill anything that moves
individual reloading so you can stop it anytime
it peam
if i can get a watchalong with frankenstein then surely i can get this
did you see me yesterday when I did the field crate delivery trial
No thanks I’m not emotionally strong enough
delivered 2 crates
both boxes had an anvil II each
she hates me
another box had a toro
the gun is amazing dont get me wrong but idk it shouldn't be just "ferro 2.0"
I hates him
I suppose that's why it has the mod that turns it into a shotgun
shame its super rare as fuck 
ah well worth a ask
man i havent even finished DAREDEVIL
NO DO THE OPPOSITE
Watch arcane
Watch arcane
daredevil
birb and his inability to do anything alone astounds me
bruh what

watch nightmare before christmas
do i look like i bothered to scroll up
idk man isn't it an expresso depresso show
better watch with someone who can stop you from sudoku
or join iyou in it I guess
ALO


what if both of you sudoku
listed mf im gonna stand on being a retard
fair enough 
fuuuuck
.................... Am I just retarded or did I just see a Bloodborne 2 reveal??????????????

@little depot
RAH A RAPIER CHARACTER FOR MY DS2 BRAIN
Don't give us hopr
then at least you go together 
@little depot you got one
low tier bait
upgraded kettle is peam
if you cant kill someone with 20 bullets its a major skill issue
not to mention you can bring a 2nd gun
I still prefer stitcher for light ammo tier 1 tho
i can say its mid at tier 1 and 2
doge i have no way of watching arcane
3 and 4 are actually nice
fym
i dont have netflix
Better yet 10 grenades..
where tho
there is gazillions of sites
Doge is gonna find out I'm in the same match as him and hunt me down like John wick
why not both? grenades have their own slot
Family Guy If Anybody's Gonna To Take That Bitch Down It's Gonna To Be Me
hungarien meth asmongold will join that hunt
peak episode
you weren't there when i saved mbo's ass 
is basically that
this is canon
Proof 
soloed duos
sent proof's the other day
and mbo is my sole witness
-# he got knocked 
Wow
Offtopic who loves this channel??
After work shits go hard
theres a man in the woods
Bay harbor crawler
"but here's the crawler" cat.gif
Wonder how many hours i got in arc 
it be dropping
how do I check this "time played recently"

highlight the game
"2 hours a day" he says
this man drops games like weekly shops
dumbass
i was playing it NONSTOP for 2 weeks
Man I hate solos so I'm a scared little bitch that needs a battle buddy
why am i being called out on this
Wait I gotta send yall a meme video
why not sam as well
we started calamity like 2 days ago btw
or other blokes

sam is employed leave her out of this
where exactly

i will not
from 1 unemployed to another
its in my offtopic resume to mention her at all times
samantha
samana
solo play is usually more friendly
samonella
samon
I don't remember the last pvp I had when soloing
sumsum
sammer
https://youtube.com/shorts/qOD5umXO4i8?si=oewFxUkCVS7J_44m
This is me when I do solos
when i see someone i just dink them with ferro then leave the scene 
give them a little scare
Your the reason why I don't like solos 
honestly arc solo is a run by hippys
its disgustingly chill
chat
im doubling down
stella 
im goin all in TWICE for half life 3 at TGA
house is fucking gone
we dont talk about stella
or night time city
i dun own it
usually whenever someone says that, its opposite for me

they will shank you
i will eat it
i hate sam
last time I got shot at, the guy apologized, healed me back up, recharged my shield and gave me a urpl item
europe is mostly chill dont know about NA
besides the french or russians
are you still salty about the fact that her song is now on my mix ?

We got Baltimore, what do you think 
i love sam
noone got it
bitch we got fucking france
im disappointed



i knew what you was talkin about i have ateast
France is only good at killing each other
2 cells of brain
buried city is balkans i can confirm
at least one
real shit
Do not mess with a pregnant woman.
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damn

I need to learn to arc my raiders more
painkiller already posted this
oh fuck right we getting gog this month 
I played it once and that was it 
i gotta finish my horn set
i dunno what gog is
but im scared of it

just run free loadout until you have 2 million coins
then just buy whatever

gear fear solved

10 years of shader compiling upon thee
nuh uh im not installing yet
gogmagog
did anyone here do the Omega Planetes fight? 
yes
won?
Its not that i got gear fear necessarily atleast i don't think
Its just that I hate solos cause most extraction shooters people are either
Rats
Or
Murder hobos
oh that sounds fun
no
well actually
atleasts its not as bad as behemoth
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now to listen to exponential entropy again

@forest acorn
Which ones 
martin and russian badger
@verbal gate ngl air 2 air fights feel like shit in this game
enemy planes straight up flying in you, 3 planes flying inside each other, etc
Ah
Snamwiches is a achievement hunter
Kaif is a variety streamer from wales
And worstpremade is just a group of absolute idiots
flying inside each other?
what a DAY!
yeah like 3 planes kinda overlapping
i forget you played rhe game as well
smh
ultrakill fans when they get a text from their bank about potential fraud
- they are so close to you sometimes you can actively stall and they wont go in front of you or anything else
they are like glue to your engines
which one u on
ac4?
wriong
wrong

harvey price
god damn
show me the rest
thats weird
painfully unrepresentative of me
i loved ac0
money is gone
bank account is dead
blood (bank) is full
mf i have 2hollis at 3
had a few moments where the target was basically at the same positon like me on radar, i look to the right with freecam and our wings are holding hands
dont know maybe emulation fucks up part of the ai or something
didnt have that in 5 or 4
i dont remember having anything like that in 0
5 is also so good
i enjoyed it a lot
why
i had to come to terms with it and remove it from my life
WHY
planes too good pal
cure to schizophrenia
what difficulty are u playing
NORMAL
still love the genera though, the playlist is just poofed
i didnt fail a single time in any mission in 4 or 5
but this is getting on my nerves
its much easier to just get faster and get behind them
stalling infront of the enemy is just gonna give them easy hits
theyll slow down with you to keep on your tail i assume
bing
instagram?
lucky you...
how
my instagram is all shootings and gang voilence
what
what
poggers
thank god
still knight :)
@sour rivet holy poggers, best weapon has appeared on my most disliked gamemode 
i have 6 setup already
walking down the jittleyang, fottledang o fottleyouu
pray that my rig can handle it
Do you have a problem with the color white? 
im just asking why you're white
Why are you g-
Considering the theme of this frame, white seems just right
Also got whiplashed when a friend who plays a shitton of games reportedly had never heard of warframe
I thought that was crazy
even I heard of warframe
i had a crashout on a friend recently who didnt want to play warframe with me but started playing first descendant
heaven forbid bro has preferences
bro having the wrong prefences
he can live out his preferences in his free time and not gaming with bro time
nah but the wedding is in a few months
Like its not a stretch to say its one of the most played games, shit is consistently filled with players
been in the steam top 10 for years now
But this was revealed when we were talking about how measuring time of development is always gonna end badly
I just ate some corn on the cob but it was too hot and now my fingers are tingly and achy
it was so damn good tho

fork found in kitchen
water found in sea
Because they were like "Well arc raiders was only in beta for like a month" and I had to correct them with the truth that the beta period ain't been only a month 
fork found in kitchen
electric outlet found in wall
I am trying so hard not to redownload it after finally breaking the addiction
I can't risk my new job for another 1000 hours for DE's bullshit rng machine in space
isnt the game early access anyway?
toaster found in bath, fork found in outlet
not anymore
nope
gun found next to person
gun found empty
next to pyrson?
brain lagssss
"development shouldn't take 8 years"
"How do we tell him?"
Yeah people have issues to comprehend that the point of announcement doesnt mean start of development
except when the game in question is tes6
when
but then I don't think they started working on it when it was announced in uh
2015?

friday 4pm gmt +8
its never comin
and they just released a fo76 update, too
How it felt when I spent 35 hours straight awake grinding a singular specific drop for Octavia on the moon because it would no drop the caches at all for some reason and I survived off Raman and pissing in empty beer cans
... now repeat that in english
It's magical warframe shit
Actually hol up

I own this skin @copper vapor
I spent 35 hours straight of my life away just for this
What the actual fuck are you watching
literally nothing good comes from this godforsaken place except video games
video on yandere dev
yandere sim
i heard he creepy but i need it in more detail so i can feel utter disgust and regret informing myself on the topic
just like with empress back then
the cum chalice
okay okay fineee
the video is 2 years old tho dont know if that covers all
i know the situation with the 16 yo was a bit more recent
also people don't realize how long something is in beta before beta tests even happen normally
people dont know greek alphabet smh
there is an alpha first people duh!
but yeah people dumb, lets turn off internetz
its people who only consume cod slop so they think dev only takes 2 years for every game
tbf cod sloppers also thought cod only gets a year and back then they had like 3 for every installment
so they got even that wrong
because rotation between infinity, treyarch, and studio that noone liked
sledgehammer?
yeah that
oh it was only two years, sledgehammer only helped out here and there, mb
and don't forget raven software doing the multiplayer maps
maybe one day they'll be free from the cod mines
and then they join respawn and we get titanfall 3 modern warfare
never

Activision will close the studio before they make them do something ellse
They learned from bethesda
at this point they probably cant even make something else
Fuckin pricks closed tango right after a good fucking release

they just know how to make maps for shooters with 2 lanes and a middle for snd
microsoft will close all before we get something nice
30%
Crazy fucking MBA losers
what
Cause discord mobile 👎
Top genres on my wrapped:
- heavy metal
- Pop Rap
- EDM
- Rock
- Indie
i never touched a video game but give me profit
oh i have birthday next month
All options for favorite song are Metal lmao
doge

we are soooo fucked
Like Napalm from parkway drive 





yeah theres very few interesting things
there are probably like 50 seperate mgs discussions which consist of people who have no idea asking how many snakes there are and some nerds (me) explaining it
Parkway drive is my number one artist this year
2026 year will NOT be your year.
Same as last year
COPPPPPEEEEEEEEE
top 0.001% fan
8200 minutes listened
WOOOO
akshually 🤓
2026 will be my year
because im horse
and next year is year of the horse
- Parkway Drive
- Five Finger Death Punch
- Bullet For My Valentine
- Gorillaz
- Asking Alexandria
another lazy day
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he is

just the shit we remember
he said he only wants major events
Did you not hear the leaks about why xbox is doing what it is?
which there were a few
no
i dont pay attention to xbox now a days
dropping out of hardware completely?
That is my #4 most listened song
wasnt spicy also this year
with 42 plays
Bro my listeners vclub
not really a major event
Guys tell me if I went through interview and HR told me they need 2 more weeks due to project timeline changes yet past 2 weeks there is no response to me asking for feedback.. what is the chance it gonna never resume
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this version is so much better than spotifys as well
moment
start looking again
doesnt make sense
Dude portal RTX is amazing
xbox increased hardware prices thrice in the last two months
what doesn't
Plan to.. most likely you r right
either loosing money or they want to push prices for some weird agenda
But damn disappointed not getting at least a refuse
the weird agenda being MONEY
didnt sony increase the price of the ps5
they also tried to push 80$ games and increased gamepass prices
not in my region
still 500
even 400 in stores if youre lucky on christmas
the 2020 scalper boom is gonna happen again
ram is now
gpu and consoles next
this is all planned
this is their plan people these are demons
those fucking Belkans are at it
ze bug will be eaten
3 more missions 
im tired of this war
especially since all the wars i fought so far are more or less pretty stupid
only good Belkan is the one working on General Resource Ltd.
aw fuck forgot that GR is the one where the Mimics are from
with a little bit of soviet spice tho
dear fucking god
who is breezy
ragebaiter moron
brainfart lore
quite the opposite lmao
the one abandoned by both offtopic and brainfart
bro would fall for any ragebait
he even ragebaits himself sometimes
💀
i think i had a few talks with him
the issue with these major events is idfk which happened first
isnt breezy banned
plus Futuro Canal mission is very reminiscent of the Suez Canal
some can be traced like josta ban
you would post a random ass meme
and bro would read into it so much and post paragraphs
but like
oh wait
i have 3 missions left
small indie company
and there wasnt a canyon mission or a tunnel mission yet

and no dday mission
but those i like
I once found out how to get Portal running on a cash register I worked at during a few years at a supermarket
okay i actually cannot do this alone
i need the man himself's opinion and need to know what he will do
he shall give you a briefing and i may help
I snuck in a USB to work and found out they just run Win 7 and managed to trick it into booting portal on the side
When people weren't coming to my checkout line, I'd just stand there and fuck around using the keyboard and mouse underneath to play Portal until someone came along
I got paid $16/hr to stand there and play Portal essentially
thats where my beloved LTSC win versions come in
might as well just log the dates of the "incidents"
those are just win version that are so debloated they work on anything and they still get support even if official versions have run out
win 10 ltsc will be supported until 2032 iirc
I once worked at a gamestop and their computers used Vista at the time
Suicide was preferable
i appear to be having chest pains
i fucking love how lyming has 18 pages and 15 of it is just us calling gray names lyming alt

doge you may be correct about 2026 not being my year

Okay actually I do have a funny opinion
I like Vista aesthetically,
But I cannot stand how Vista works
my time has come
Aero was nice

Fuck you mean you'll need it
i mean i'll need it
I will eat it
FOR WHAT
he was funny
free my boy
No not you 

Kinda
The free will thing was funny when you didnt let yourself get baited
he believed what he was saying
that's why he was funny
He just wanted some dmt
he wanted some russian women
But i have to say that the spicy stuff was more interesting than lyming
Lyming got boring fast
Who doesnt
but he REALLY wanted them
ok lyming
What.

wtf did he say
i replayed this like 5 times
rusty
I think we need to send Borka back to brainfart, he's going wild.
is that you
why does he add an s
what s
he says forgets
it's the accent
accent
he says I won't "forgetcha" buddy
the beginning of you is made into a cha sound
mike tyson doesn't have a lisp
he has a lithp
A T H
The only thing that I actually remember about Breezy is the crashout about him being single
apparently s5 left the server before josta ban
i remember it was the other way around
oh well
my fav one is when i got muted and got him rejected
mfer josta was trying to calm things down when it was going on
Oh man, i keep forgetting he left. Used to play Forza with skynet.
ye i've just read it
any1 got any ps3 games they like?

No I'm 37
I have fat ass fingers and hit 8

WHY DO I HEAR LATIN MUSIC OHOH
MGS4 
Lmao
Did you even read his crashout?
i got that on disc
otherwise everything else has been ported i think

the like platinum version
demon's souls 
yes
but mine was funny cause i literally said kys as usual
and he crashed out
(the only ps3 game I played)
yeah im gonna just use it to play originals anyway cuz i like the nostalgia
got demon souls too
where can i read this
and ds ptde
I think I sent the beginning of it to someone else already, lemme find it rq
alrighty ty
I'm "old" not ancient history
ouch
yeah theres no real ac game for ps3
6 was a 360 exclusive
From this point onwards it only spiralled downwards
omg
killzone 2 and 3 of course
there is also 1 hd for the ps3
bro this shit spans like
6 hours
hey blood any "major events" you remember in this channel ? besides the ones sound mentioned ?
Bro.
OH SHIT MY EVENTS
done, i will also do armored core

"major events"
I must sleep
I am too drunk to survive
canon events i say
does the perms 9/11 count or is that server wide
I mean, it's Breezy, his only occupation was this server
perms count
it affected us as well
ledy whore
Not really
Borkas birthday is in July, he'd still be 36.
YOU were going retardo because you couldn't post messages every so often
aight 
6 full hours of typing
The retard that was extremely proud of his python screen automation script
don't make me @ hate to prove it
jeesus fucking christ
that i also agree
but after few days i've gotten used to it
i still remember that video he posted
and coped less
i'll try to find it

not dying from a heart attack
terminal lucidity
i have no idea where that pain came from bruh
the autism event
And every further interaction proved why
where i stomped everyone
no you fucking didn't
you were counting days
Sure as shit seemed the same.
when it hit 1 full week of no perms you were going insane
for the meme 
i was doing a meme RP
we learned ways of posting images without it
right 
ye
stil dont have 8ball :(
they were using their nitro features
or image inspiro
we collectively remembered stickers exist
please
i want my /image inspiro back







