╟❓general-offtopic

[timber oxide]

Waiting for the day he won't be able to even render his desktop

[static axle]

its a racist mouse

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

I once again ask you for your oxium support

[sour rivet]

Bro I cannot give you it

[timber oxide]

Damn

[sour rivet]

It not tradeable

Nor do I have that much

[static axle]

It good mice but i like the side buttons on black more also black one has grippy grip tapes

[timber oxide]

"clan leader" won't even help a mf out, smh my head

[rocky turtle]

i can craft synthetic beef from clothes

[oblique belfry]

why is it on top of the black one 🤨

[timber oxide]

Corpus is in shambles with how much I raid their asses for a space rock

[static axle]

SEGRECATION

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

Shalom

[oblique belfry]

ye black mice side profile looks better

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry vid cancelled i am too tired

[static axle]

it goes

1. new black mice
2. new white mice
3. Old black mice

OREO

[timber oxide]

How were those idiots called, those that will proudly say they appeared on the map, call me a thief and drop one singular oversized coin on death @sour rivet

[celest plank]

the recap was the friends we made along the way

[oblique belfry]

Fym

bich

everyone's waiting for it

[celest plank]

3 people

[static axle]

its not a huge difference but with black one i dont need to move mah thumb up

[celest plank]

time to make food and watch apocalypse now

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/stormy-gif-12416434

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-incredibles-incrediboy-goat-washed-gif-17400851353785408218

i trusted you

[celest plank]

Its in reverse

[real aspen]

i remember that name

[oblique belfry]

i noticed

[upbeat verge]

@timid hollow followed a guide and at lv25 I went with bomb launcher and granade

[oblique belfry]

why is it on reverse

[upbeat verge]

killed the act1 boss quite quickly

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/anything-but-edit-mosq-angry-v01d-premiere-pro-gif-14635235264741852281

there

[celest plank]

almost like the di caprio gif I found with an elon musk deepfake

[timber oxide]

Top text

[oblique belfry]

Bottom text

[celest plank]

this tbh

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/incrediboy-incredibles-poster-throw-syndrome-gif-17947237037189380740

[celest plank]

anything but editing the video

[proven tundra]

krampus stole my fucking sword

[upbeat verge]

wtf is happening here

[oblique belfry]

lazy bum

[timber oxide]

Hey that's my line

[celest plank]

Ill start halfway through december

[oblique belfry]

if i knew how to edit i would've done it

[oblique belfry]

YOU SAID THAT LAST MONTH

[celest plank]

cmon man, I made all my videos in 1 day

except the iedy one

I made it in 2 days

[oblique belfry]

YOU SAID "imma start at the start of december"

[timber oxide]

Bro it's super fucking easy

[celest plank]

a retard can do it

like above sab

[oblique belfry]

a retard you say ?

[celest plank]

anything above sab can edit

you know what?

even sab can edit

are you below sab, doge?

[celest plank]

are you?

[timber oxide]

I'm not sure if Doge is above Sab

[oblique belfry]

now thats just fucking rude

[timber oxide]

Yes

[celest plank]

racism is more lighthearted than this insult

damn

[timber oxide]

[static axle]

cause i hold them like this so i like the black ones bigger buttons more

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry kill yourself turkroach

[static axle]

easy scope zoom switching

[oblique belfry]

ahhh i see

[sour rivet]

Sound is lazy fuck

[celest plank]

you are above sab

🫂

[oblique belfry]

im killing myself after that insult

i cant handle this

[timber oxide]

Finally

[celest plank]

And you are a gae ass fucking floridian with no future nor past

you dont provide a single fucking bit to my already mediocre life

[sour rivet]

Low tier insult -5 points

[celest plank]

You are not even a human fucking being

[timber oxide]

Don't listen to him, Birb

[pallid sapphire]

Dont forget that i inherit your family kebab receipe

[timber oxide]

You bring funny to my mid vids

[sour rivet]

I'm supposed to listen?

[celest plank]

lolcow

[sour rivet]

Din know that

[oblique belfry]

oh you are nice to the american but not turk

[celest plank]

thats what he is

[oblique belfry]

bastard

[celest plank]

thats how germans are

[timber oxide]

Yes

[sour rivet]

I do lol at a cow yes!

[oblique belfry]

pole*

[celest plank]

we love kebab here in krakow

[sour rivet]

She is very funny

[celest plank]

Im more of a slovak than pyr is a pole

[static axle]

also white ones "pinky" side is low so its more palm grip so my pinky drags and my finger tip dries and shit, black ones in more palm+pinch so my pinky floats

[timber oxide]

I only respect the Turkish food, not the Turks themselves

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

I gotta have a good rep with them before I go bald

[static axle]

send dm's dont wanna show my ugly fingies here

[oblique belfry]

u a giant

[pliant meteor]

https://x.com/shitpost_2077/status/1995498779999645789?s=19

Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077)

X · Dec 1, 2025, 2:22 PM

[timber oxide]

My favorite kebab place is run by a Syrian under a Greek name in Sosnowiec next to the university I studied English in

[copper vapor]

now that is a good movie

[celest plank]

fellow Marlon Brando enjoyer?

[copper vapor]

of course

and martin sheen

[obsidian sun]

our syrian kebab shawarma place has become worse after the syrians left it

[copper vapor]

[celest plank]

My fucking brother

[oblique belfry]

they had the "secret sauce"

[celest plank]

Coppola has a special place in my heart for sure

[timber oxide]

Syrian kebab place
Syrians left
Became shit

Checks out

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Then what am I, Russian?

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-tusk-uśmiech-ręce-nerwy-gif-14752802086051155738

[timber oxide]

I'm not German, I'm not from Silesia

[celest plank]

arent you from breslau?

[timber oxide]

What?

[celest plank]

wrocław

[timber oxide]

Nie

Częstochowa

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

mój boże

lepiej niż myślałem

[oblique belfry]

Grok, please translate these sentences

[timber oxide]

Idziemy na jasną górę się modlić

[celest plank]

f word got said twice

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

ironicznie szwedów na offtopie nie ma

[timber oxide]

[timber oxide]

[frank hearth]

[timber oxide]

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

I expected the paladin to be an actual fight doge

died in like 5 seconds

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

1 crit took off half his health

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[proven tundra]

two shot him that time

[oblique belfry]

my build is crowbar / made in heaven 3rd perk / 3 crit passives

if i high roll the crits

i fucking remove 90% of boss hp's

on 1st hit

[proven tundra]

cute little hammer

[oblique belfry]

14.25 damage

0.8 attack speed

[copper vapor]

@rocky turtle

how the fuck

[rocky turtle]

go get 12 more

[copper vapor]

I have no idea how to run out of crystals

everything drops/gives crystals in this game lmao

[proven tundra]

is it safe to summon the void boss guy on the dragon island

or is he gonna wreck shit

[rocky turtle]

yooo

[proven tundra]

I think it's bugged?

[sour rivet]

tf

[proven tundra]

the item makes a sound

[sour rivet]

kingdom come update

[proven tundra]

but nothing spawns

[pallid raft]

its time

[rocky turtle]

Saw

[proven tundra]

@oblique belfry do you know if this is bugged?

I used it in the end and it said the boss is freed

but nothing happens

[teal spade]

typical civies, always playing the victim...

[teal spade]

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

ITS ALL OVER THE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-kingdom-cum-cum-fridge-gif-22354569

[arctic flicker]

no more 150gb bloat

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

🥛

[thick plover]

a grown man could KILL HIMSELF

[sour rivet]

mmmeh

[glad parrot]

Weh :3

[oblique belfry]

i dont know post end content this modpack has

so idk

[proven tundra]

Sorry for pinging you non stop kek

Tried googling but no results

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

its ok

[sour rivet]

put a fucking hat on

[oblique belfry]

wat

i dont have one

[sour rivet]

give me your pfp

[static axle]

cum on this

[sour rivet]

my fucking file explorer crashed

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

i blame doge

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

every one talking about hd2 taking up 22gigs instead of 152. meanwhile mine takes 0

[sour rivet]

this fuckin beast refUSES to give me his pfp

[static axle]

[glad parrot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nWm0_h0Ta6E

[sour rivet]

I ASK AGAIN.
GIVE ME YOUR PROFILE PICTURE.

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

IM INGAME YOU IMPATIENT MF

HOLD UP

[sour rivet]

YOU DIDNT GIVE ME A RESPONSE

FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU IN GAME

[pure compass]

hope you packed antiradin

and an antibiotic

[oblique belfry]

odd

you usually stalk us

[sour rivet]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@oblique belfry

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[sour rivet]

im gonna be found like this one day if i keep this shit up

[rocky turtle]

nope

[slim magnet]

i accidentally dropped my sparkling water bottle dude it's over

[pure compass]

ah yes my favorite cause of mercenary death

[upbeat verge]

@timid hollow current build I saw from a guide

[slim magnet]

it was closed but still that's a net fizz loss

[upbeat verge]

works well and the nades are really strong

1 shot most things

[sour rivet]

@thick plover do we fw it or should i drown myself

[thick plover]

LOL

[sour rivet]

helmet im currently wearing is this

[copper vapor]

I'm fairly sure that thing is also in witcher 3

[rocky turtle]

mission complete time to fkn run

[sour rivet]

the helm of henry VIII

[pure compass]

pffffft, it's not even q-morphos

[rocky turtle]

im recently started playing fk off

[slim magnet]

fym redneck rampage crytek that's not your game

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo @zealous depot Just checked my twitch recap and my "most viewed clip" is when I was playing with people and I ate a pickle and was walking in the background

The pickles don't play

[copper vapor]

casus belli

[upbeat verge]

not bad not bad

[pure compass]

Me when my assassination target dies (I just got to the floor and we're in rapture so he just exploded)

[upbeat verge]

ok so compared to back in the day hero siege is way more indepth now

tons of different synergies with the builds and stuff

nais

[rocky turtle]

is that a good weapon to craft?

[oak magnet]

ivannnn

if i do have a car, i can deliver food

make money like that

[pure compass]

You might as well

[oak magnet]

or amazon packages just found out

oooo

[pure compass]

although the lens might be an issue

[rocky turtle]

i just got that blueprint as reward for that quest

[upbeat verge]

shoutout to gameswhere your cursor is a little gauntlet

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/warcraft-warcraft-3-menu-lobby-game-gif-11197084075113751698

[rocky turtle]

wtf

[real aspen]

123

hm

[upbeat verge]

yeah....

majority of cosmetic items are paid

[sour rivet]

the @blazing maple has been seen EATING EVERYTHING at my forge

[real aspen]

eat her

[sour rivet]

tried

[sour rivet]

kcd2 and abiotic factor

[oblique belfry]

abiotic not on nominees

kcd2 is though

[sour rivet]

dogshit

[oblique belfry]

take it or leave it

[sour rivet]

warframe

[oblique belfry]

also birb you are asking me for pfp but you could've just used the command for my pfp

here

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

i dunno it :(

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

why are you so ANGULAR

[oblique belfry]

glued by spit ass photoshop

wtf

they made settings place pop up ?

[real aspen]

at least erase the ears smh

lazy ass

[sour rivet]

no

he needs them

[real aspen]

nuh uh

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

i spent like 10 minutes trying to make sams horns work with the hat

[real aspen]

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

go ham

[oblique belfry]

this looks stupid

i love it

[sour rivet]

guess im the santa hat maker this year

[pallid sapphire]

🫡

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-should-spread-christmas-joy-now-ltg-lowtiergod-jolly-christmas-gif-4887081161533581299

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-tf-one-transformers-gif-17368936916065346258

[copper vapor]

AI splash art

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-chat-good-morning-chat-just-a-week-away-can-you-believe-it-guys-merry-christmas-discord-gif-27292611

[oblique belfry]

there

changed appearance as well

[static axle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bm0P65XSp4E

[static axle]

Now thats an ad for caffeine pouch

[sour rivet]

ball head havin ass

[pallid sapphire]

make his pupils chrimas hats

[sour rivet]

smart

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

i do wear glasses

but rimless ones

[pallid sapphire]

[dusk sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/you-should-spread-christmas-joy-now-ltg-lowtiergod-jolly-christmas-gif-4887081161533581299

[oblique belfry]

jolly good show

-# we dont celebrate it

[sour rivet]

just made this character what the FUCK should i call him

[pallid sapphire]

Günther

[real aspen]

bas

[sour rivet]

well you have choices sab

[real aspen]

i will continue using the one i currently have

cant be assed to change

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/roaring-knight-the-roaring-knight-american-dad-family-guy-dess-holiday-gif-11566098423530538323

[copper vapor]

"don't fire that thing close to my ears"
black hawk down reference

[dusk sparrow]

[real aspen]

by the way

fun fact

"cant be assed" in georgian is "i dont have ass"

[sour rivet]

he has no ass

😔

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/butt-gif-11020650

[copper vapor]

but you, I'm afraid

are assless

[static axle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JiqkVTERzIg

these are awespme

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank s3 ep9

[sour rivet]

i cant give donqui a hat without it consuming punishing bird

its so joever

[oblique belfry]

destroy the child

[dusk sparrow]

BIMBUS COMBABYYYYYY

[copper vapor]

I just brushed my teeth after lunch and I wanna eat something

but I just brushed my teeth

don't wanna get them dirty again

[sour rivet]

just brush again

[oblique belfry]

give it a sweater instead

it doesnt have to be just santa hat

[dusk sparrow]

listerine

or just saline

[sour rivet]

cover her in christmas lights

[hexed stag]

@frozen void nudity

[rocky turtle]

@pure compass my first pulse rifle experience walk in oneshotted 1 guy got swarmed by robots and fuckin stunlocked to death

[green granite]

Isnt that

A bit too jolly

[proven tundra]

Nap complete

I must LINGGANGO once more

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

[frozen void]

[subtle sage]

Just woke up and my eyes hurt 😞

[pure compass]

use sneak to check rooms

[upbeat verge]

OH LORD THE DOPAMINE

[rocky turtle]

i did check rooms with steak 🥀

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

I need to go search for my jolly bober

Tho bober with the strap is funni

[green granite]

@proven tundra i have 2 potion

One heal you

One makes you handsome

[proven tundra]

I chose heal

hopefully it fixes my stupid

[green granite]

Damn aigh

I will not fix your stupid

[real aspen]

What if I subdue you and take both

[green granite]

But it will heal you

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

Well

The one that makes you handsome

Also makes you exploded

[real aspen]

Perfect

[green granite]

Man exploded handsomely

[upbeat verge]

wohoo

grim reaper killed

[timber oxide]

@proven tundra @oblique belfry @sour rivet just for the memes, I'm banning making progress for today

[oblique belfry]

??

[proven tundra]

the next boss isn't spawning for me anyway

[upbeat verge]

I'm the next boss

[timber oxide]

No hunting bosses, just chill

[oblique belfry]

ah

can i still loot around

[timber oxide]

Yes

[oblique belfry]

then nvm

[oak magnet]

the bulgarian

[timber oxide]

Wow that was easier than I expected

[oak magnet]

Ivan, the Bulgarian

[timber oxide]

[upbeat verge]

ayo

[oak magnet]

SUOMIIIIII

[proven tundra]

wardens are tougher now

[oak magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-finland-finland-i-love-finland-scream-finland-finland-scream-gif-496655312649171179

[proven tundra]

[hoary sable]

https://tenor.com/view/what-da-tuna-gif-7414278627555691403

[proven tundra]

got one shot

[timber oxide]

Imagine dying

[dusk sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/phoebe-wuthering-waves-phoebe-wuwa-wuwa-wuthering-gif-17427240854026907269

[oak magnet]

they always did in base mc iirc

their sonic ass scream is can kill i

u

[timber oxide]

Hi

[proven tundra]

this isn't basic minecraft lol

[timber oxide]

Rat, also remember that the server difficulty is Hard

[proven tundra]

also this effect doesn't work apparently

[oblique belfry]

it did say the game will be significantly harder after ender dragon

[proven tundra]

I was just standing there waiting for him to hit me

whack

[timber oxide]

I will join the server for a moment after listening to fighting gold

[proven tundra]

back to spawn lol

[upbeat verge]

COOOCK

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/yidhari-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-whatever-man-wiggles-my-tentacles-gif-12662565368185998866

[timber oxide]

No

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-tiktok-gif-25591053

Bad Sab

[green granite]

Wth

They finally got to space?

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/ouro-kronii-kronii-hololive-holoen-wiggly-hair-gif-23820849

[oak magnet]

oh damn

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1085968199138426891.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=argemSpin

[green granite]

You can take the tentacle

Just give me the woman

[real aspen]

sounds like good deal

[timber oxide]

I don't even want that woman

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO1mkd2wPyo

[real aspen]

i've always wanted to have tentacles

[timber oxide]

You're gonna have some up your ass in a moment

[real aspen]

damn

[green granite]

Give me Miyabi

[dusk sparrow]

get your big ass ears out of the captions

also, neck hurts

[celest plank]

have fun

[real aspen]

give me corin

and caesar

[real aspen]

what did you do

[green granite]

Normal Miyabi

Or long skirt

[real aspen]

long

[dusk sparrow]

voymastina

[dusk sparrow]

no skirt

[green granite]

What

[oblique belfry]

at this point sopranos is a good source of porn material

there is porn every ep now

[celest plank]

every hbo show is like that

if sopranos is good source of porn, you shant watch game of thrones

[oblique belfry]

compared to s1 and s2

s3 has a lot more

[celest plank]

s5 and 6 will be a lot tamer

[green granite]

I need to watch smiling friend

[celest plank]

but s6 will be specific in this sense

[glad parrot]

This one's got a freakin matriarch look pffff

[green granite]

What happened to him bruv

Why is he so highly detailed

[verbal gate]

they got to him

[glad parrot]

EW

WTF IS THAT

[green granite]

Oh

[teal spade]

tzeench deamon detected

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-burn-wargame-fantasy-burning-gif-16670316

[upbeat verge]

those levels do be quite beautiful

[real aspen]

pillars

do a funny

knock them over

[upbeat verge]

cant

[real aspen]

cock

[upbeat verge]

true

[thick plover]

@sour rivet team saying its my fault we lost when shit mid boss call, dynamo ults everyone, I counter the ult, Im popping off and carrying the whole game, enemy team has double knockdown + curse for me, debuff remover does not save me from this shit, capacitor on haze

IM LOSING ITTTTTT

IM LOSING ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-no-stare-insane-gif-15932475392841589612

[timber oxide]

Normal

[orchid lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818822386308481074/1357746237599649924/wave.gif

hello

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/corin-wickes-corin-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-wave-gif-9053388054984665235

[zealous depot]

[real aspen]

[rocky turtle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@frosty iris

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[frosty iris]

Ah alr

Which chat is better for it then?

Since it's not entirely on topic for stalker either

[rocky turtle]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1029824156289732649

[hexed stag]

There is also https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1315449108797980762

[frosty iris]

Yea but I'm not exactly new. Doing a fresh game install rn but I did run it a few times in the past succesfully already

[sour rivet]

@thick plover these are the most dialogue choices i've seen

why am i so mean to him

[real aspen]

can a multi-ton mass of iron and rock be cute?

[orchid lotus]

yes

[frosty iris]

Depends on how much it shrunk

[real aspen]

shrunk as in body posture

not literal size

[orchid lotus]

I see the vision

[real aspen]

like how if you're feeling bad about something, you shrink

[rocky turtle]

yes

[real aspen]

also

[real aspen]

does this feel like present tense or past tense?

i mean, i know gramatically it's in past, but those descriptions are supposed to be in real-time present

[orchid lotus]

present

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry @proven tundra @sour rivet I think that putting extra swimming speed enchants was a mistake (aspect ratio borked again)

[proven tundra]

dear lord

[sour rivet]

this reminds of a time sam went so fast her game crashed

perhaps you should lessen your speed

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry what's the interactive map you mostly use for arc again?

[timber oxide]

I will, fuck that

[sour rivet]

its funny

but like

[oblique belfry]

https://metaforge.app/arc-raiders/map/dam

voila

[sour rivet]

cant risk loading too many chunks at once

especially on a server

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

jank engine and allat (i have no idea what im talking about)

[copper vapor]

gonna try doing field crates

[sour rivet]

anyway i am nearing the endgame of kcd2

one last crucial point

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

these two crates on the left are pretty far

[oblique belfry]

mach 10000

[timber oxide]

I activelly spam the server log with "Moved too fast" messages

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[sour rivet]

some bandit just sold an apple to me for 100 grochen

should i kill him or live with it

[oblique belfry]

ye thats what i was saying

few weeks ago

depth strider and swimmers boots stack

[timber oxide]

I no longer want to reach max speed

My previous one was just fine

I literally move so fast my fps drops to 5

btw I also launch myself 50 blocks up from the water by just holding space for a moment

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

holy shit how the fuck they got on top so quickly

[copper vapor]

2 field crates delivered

2 anvils acquired

[proven tundra]

that's what she said

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

dang it mbo

[green granite]

drug dealing?

[rocky turtle]

its literally demons

[green granite]

damn

[glad parrot]

Drilling for oil?

[rocky turtle]

space vector

vector and character +2 shooting range is peak

[copper vapor]

2 anvils and 2 toros

[quiet abyss]

wut dis?

[copper vapor]

field crates (and field stations) at spaceport in arc raiders

lookin them up on 2nd screen for trial

[quiet abyss]

oh, yeah i cant be asked to do trials

what do i even get?

[copper vapor]

no bps this time

[copper vapor]

once you hit 1, 2 and 3 stars on each trial you get a random one-time reward

[quiet abyss]

what bps did you get last time?

[copper vapor]

chance of bp

[copper vapor]

got an anvil bp in the first trial week I participated

[quiet abyss]

yeah but 3k damage on anything is damn near impossible lmao

[quiet abyss]

to me at least

[blazing maple]

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINES~!

[quiet abyss]

3k damage to rocketeers/bastions/leapers is a bitch

to me

mostly because people be killing them

[copper vapor]

points are calculated differently from raw damage

also if you go on maps with major events (night raid, electro storm and such) you get 2x progress

[quiet abyss]

ok night raid is nice

i like night raid

its not that much more dangerous than normal

tbh

the game be saying "shits harder iounno"

nuh uh

[arctic flicker]

its only harder when you go for that loot

[rocky turtle]

@pure compass that guy miss me with that gun

[arctic flicker]

then you get like half the lobby there

[quiet abyss]

nah its always empty on spaceport, even at the arrival building

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/arcaneshow/status/1995887172847895009 @oblique belfry fortiche made some fake behind the scenes stuff for arcane aniversary

Arcane (@arcaneshow)

Behind-the-scenes of Arcane, courtesy of @ForticheProd

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 2, 2025, 4:05 PM

[quiet abyss]

and its got lots of weapon crates

like 4

its literally empty

XD

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/arcaneshow/status/1995887637148926438

Arcane (@arcaneshow)

↪️ Replying to @arcaneshow

Thank you for four magical years. Always with you 💙

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 2, 2025, 4:07 PM

[arctic flicker]

shit man, my games have people camping around corners especially near keycard rooms

[quiet abyss]

oh thats it, key rooms

yeah those are where campers are

but arrival has none

[obtuse kite]

i love balls

[quiet abyss]

it just has breach rooms

[oblique belfry]

i cant

[quiet abyss]

one of which you can just... walk around the door

[oblique belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1287351320373629021.gif?size=160&name=hungwumpus

[sour rivet]

hes dead

[untold spear]

is that jinx from the hit series arcane?

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank HERE IS YOUR DEPRESSION SIR

ON A PLATTER

[sour rivet]

GO BACK TO SLEEP WORM

[quiet abyss]

ok so on arrival building theres a barricaded room, upstairs, and some windows next to it, you can just go out the window, walk on the edge into the window to the room, and done

no need to wait for the raider to pry it

[oblique belfry]

zesty ass

even tho he has a hole in his chest

[quiet abyss]

15 doll hairs for the fuckass hive scum

yeah its worth 10 at best

5 would be appropriate

15 is just absurd tho

[oblique belfry]

@blazing maple

[blazing maple]

it's now lore accurate

[sour rivet]

sam

sam

look at my pin g

[oblique belfry]

league of legends is just a hollywood set now

[blazing maple]

dr. robotnik:

[sour rivet]

as

[blazing maple]

Wake up
Neeko confirmed for tft little legend
Arcane behind the scenes
darktide aquillas event

we're gonna make it bros

[sour rivet]

well uh

the event isnt up yet

[rocky turtle]

this is where the fun begins

[copper vapor]

damn 3 trials done and 17th place
I hope I make the double promotion lmao

[quiet abyss]

aquila event?

wut

[oblique belfry]

i guess you wont need me this week

[sour rivet]

dec 4th

smh nobody reads patch notes

[quiet abyss]

im not reading through the fucking hive scum notes

[sour rivet]

its only 500 so its dogshit

[blazing maple]

500 aquillas up for yoinking

[oblique belfry]

why the fuck is peely there

[quiet abyss]

oh so not enough to buy anything?

got it

[blazing maple]

cause arcane is in the fortnite shop RIGHT NOW!!!!

[quiet abyss]

basically i couldnt give less of a fuck

[copper vapor]

you had to see me running all around the spaceport trying to find these fucking crates

[quiet abyss]

id rather an event, where i can earn hive scum or something

for crihmuh

but we would never get that

[copper vapor]

I got a crate and was bringing it to a station but I almost got detected by bombardier spotters

I dropped the crate and ran for cover

but I didn't mark where I had dropped the crate so I couldn't find it anymore

[quiet abyss]

wishful thinking at best, delusion at worst

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/mickey-mouse-weird-dancing-dance-santa-hat-gif-17579869

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/walw-gif-26865911

[oblique belfry]

🥀

he is fucking dead

[sour rivet]

the beast in my forge has eaten the excalibur

this fucking thing

[rocky turtle]

damn im getting so much loot from this mission gonna be a shame if i die

[blazing maple]

do you guys think arcane had an intimacy co-ordinator on set for the caitvi and meljayce scenes

[sour rivet]

those are words

[copper vapor]

huh

[oblique belfry]

dun dun

[copper vapor]

I'm trying to find a meme but I don't remember which server it was posted on

it was uh

"bay harbor stretcher" but the wow midnight login screen

wanted to send it to my friend who's addicted to wow since 2010

[untold spear]

meljayce? prob not

[oblique belfry]

[untold spear]

caitvi, i think so

[left mantle]

It still tickles me that "average" on these goes up to emerald 3

Considering plat and up is very much not on the average distribution

[oblique belfry]

which champ you wanna know about. Dont wanna post every change again

[copper vapor]

found it, it was instagram

[left mantle]

Swain buff

Only one I care about

[left mantle]

Oh.

[untold spear]

did they make him a real champ again or is he still support only?

[left mantle]

That's a huge buff

double the heal early game is gonna be a game changer for laning

[oblique belfry]

zed jung nerf

[left mantle]

Good. Now do qiyana

[copper vapor]

it doesn't have sound (in case doge gets confused and/or angry )
https://www.rxddit.com/r/40kmemes/s/RMFBs9dGwx

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

holy shit they added so many bangers

[rocky turtle]

i got cool axe as reward

[oblique belfry]

Earthwake / Orbital laser / Trueshot Prodigy / Cerberus (HoB - PTA) / Pandora's Box / Stackosaurus rex

and ultimate awakening rework

@left mantle

help im gonna faint

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LS0DJMl2R8c

[oblique belfry]

holy shit

[rocky turtle]

oh no

thats fkn bonkers

[oblique belfry]

imagine rolling that with wooglets

wait they gave sejuani ap ratio buffs on every skill ?

[sour rivet]

Half life 3 yesterday

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

@sour rivet worth ?

[sour rivet]

yeh

[oblique belfry]

1 more thing im gonna send

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Polnareff589927/status/1995784697931043263

Mud (@Polnareff589927)

https://t.co/RgOAM10lHM

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 2, 2025, 9:18 AM

[oblique belfry]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRphX_Jjv8e/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[sour rivet]

i did this

[left mantle]

MOO

[sour rivet]

why we mooing

[oblique belfry]

white man jumpscare

[left mantle]

faabear

pizza

springs

[sour rivet]

i spent like 10-15 minutes trying to get to a trainer only to realize there is no feasible way to reach them

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/MagnaGallina/status/1995902768972751155

Magna 🇮🇹 (@MagnaGallina)

Curious cows

X · Dec 2, 2025, 5:07 PM

[sour rivet]

fuck

shes multiplying

[frank hearth]

what the fuck

[oblique belfry]

45 second cd zhonya while moving

[sour rivet]

oh no

[upbeat verge]

@abstract helm

this scratches that itch

mm bigger number good

[abstract helm]

[upbeat verge]

[abstract helm]

He really does it

[glad parrot]

:3

[upbeat verge]

damn right

[upbeat verge]

both are sitting in the backround afk

while I watchskyrim

ggs king

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple

[upbeat verge]

:3 mrp meow

[abstract helm]

gg indeed

[verbal gate]

man I love acquiring content

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

I need to come up with a name for my hive scum

so far I have:

Scummers

and that's it

[sour rivet]

uhhhhhhhhhh

i dunno :(

but i do know one thing sam

going up the difficulty progression is faster now

and even more so if you have characters that already have max difficulty unlocked

[proven tundra]

Scumma Claus?

[sour rivet]

scumma claus

does it have to have scum in the name tho

[blazing maple]

no too seasonal

[sour rivet]

be original smh

(i say with sesbian lex)

[blazing maple]

no just has to be hive scum related

[sour rivet]

well i dont know shit about them

[blazing maple]

They're high ranking criminals who inject drugs and do crime

[proven tundra]

Hives McScum

[sour rivet]

and thats all i know

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

AddictedtoAqulias

[proven tundra]

Ps I'm awful at naming shit

Just ask my kids

[sour rivet]

its worse when theres a letter cap

its 18 i believe

[sour rivet]

why not design the char first before comin up with a name

[proven tundra]

Scummingforskooma

[sour rivet]

we just doin argonian names at this point

MOTHERFUCKER MY TALENT TREES ARE RESET ARENT THEY

FATSHARK YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHER

GAHHHHHHHHH

[frank hearth]

they are

[zealous depot]

[frank hearth]

chat

[sour rivet]

nay

do not give in to capitalism

instead give the money to me

or charity

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

I have bought coffee

[frank hearth]

to late

[zealous depot]

We are vibing

[sour rivet]

sire

[frank hearth]

[sour rivet]

IM BROOOOOOKE

I CANT AFFORD A PENNY

[zealous depot]

[frank hearth]

i know shits one time

dont know if gifting counts for that counter

[sour rivet]

you cant gift microtransactions

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

aw fuck and the kriegsmen cosmetics are back too

[frank hearth]

the holy black bean juice

[sour rivet]

bet your ass it doesnt last till christmas

[frank hearth]

[sour rivet]

dude

why the fuck is hive scum helmets more expensive than others

[copper vapor]

hivers scummers

[frank hearth]

new class tax

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[frank hearth]

[sour rivet]

ok nvm its a bundle

[frank hearth]

i just noticed im gonna have to redo all of my fucking builds

[rocky turtle]

steam gift guy

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

it's the new thing

gotta fleece the fools

consoom

[sour rivet]

i just said "nvm its a bundle"

they're still 900 a piece tho

[frank hearth]

it begins

[zealous depot]

Nice saints row character

Wait

Nice saints row REMAKE character

[sour rivet]

there you go

[frank hearth]

i didnt even get to customization yet

[frank hearth]

dawg

cant be throwing out slurs like that

[zealous depot]

[frank hearth]

what if the mods bother doing their job

[blazing maple]

Hwive Scwum

[frank hearth]

[sour rivet]

hery saaaaaaaaam

can i borrow 5 buck-

🛏️

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9g-8Kbhvhc

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[frank hearth]

alright lads here we go

[zealous depot]

Man dead as disco is amazing

[frank hearth]

chat you shall vote

[zealous depot]

It's so fun

[frank hearth]

we packing glock or clam

[zealous depot]

clam slam

[frank hearth]

why the fuck do these glue sniffing fucks have better barbers then we do on the mourningstar

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

and none of this hair for other classes

[zealous depot]

Dude went half Celtic, and the other half "WESTSIDE!"

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

that's V from Steampunk 1877

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

what a lovely day

[blazing maple]

She's a bartender

She ends Barts

[sour rivet]

YOU ARE UGLY AND A DETRIMENT TO THE EMPEROR

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-strangle-choke-the-simpsons-gif-10314569

like this?

[zealous depot]

What if I'm named dart

[pure compass]

Your name changes to d

[sour rivet]

ok so the aquila thing isnt time gated

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

which means i have a chance

[blazing maple]

I contact my buddy Dartender

We've got a whole clique

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

wheres the gartender

[blazing maple]

suck on it and cup the balls karkhead

[sour rivet]

thats it

come here

[blazing maple]

Oh he's going for it!

[frank hearth]

I hope we get dialogue where rannick tries to explain to zorin why the fuck where working with the cartels

[zealous depot]

Need that cosmic yee yee nose powder

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CCu9wWcQmK0

holy shit

obama got HANDS

[upbeat verge]

@abstract helm holy numbers

[abstract helm]

I have no time for circle, support dungeons hold me hostage

[upbeat verge]

support dungeons?

HOW AM I PROGRESSING TO INFINITY

if its infinity

[abstract helm]

I´ll get topic´d

[upbeat verge]

ALO

omg the exponential multiplier gain

lord jesus

[frank hearth]

starting off strong already

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

sam cant even name her fackin character cuz of "name validation failed"

[copper vapor]

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

stop using slurs sam

[sour rivet]

anything ending with er counts

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

hiver

[zealous depot]

That's great

[rocky turtle]

yo new helper

[upbeat verge]

samanther

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAtJRxmF3X8

[abstract helm]

Ye hello

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-shark-tank-notes-taking-notes-remember-gif-15073512

[abstract helm]

Back I go

[opal star]

Aren't they releasing a vietnam game?

🤔

[hexed stag]

Mr Prime

[copper vapor]

yup

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-walnuts-paulie-gualtieri-whattaya-hear-whattaya-say-gif-16607106

[hexed stag]

I know it's quite a tall ask but can you deport microsoft?

[opal star]

What did Satya Nadella do to you now?

[hexed stag]

A crime against society (Win11)

[opal star]

I'm using it right now, no complaints.

I use it alongside Linux Mint.

[turbid shuttle]

Is it an optic?!

[opal star]

Was pretty obvious.

[turbid shuttle]

You think I pay attention to anything at all?

[hexed stag]

I dont believe you. The more I encounter and hear about it, the more it makes me sick

[marsh cargo]

[opal star]

You don't pay attention to your wife and kids?

https://tenor.com/view/chris-rehab-sopranos-moltisanti-gif-20631948

[turbid shuttle]

Not what I meant lmao

[opal star]

😂

[opal star]

I really haven't had any major issues with it, lol. I use it both at work and home and it works for everything i need.

[turbid shuttle]

@opal star Is it an infiray rico?

Looks pretty similar

at least

[turbid shuttle]

[copper vapor]

time to go out hunting hornets and maybe a sebastian

[turbid shuttle]

I might have to try one of these for myself

[turbid shuttle]

Lmao

[timber oxide]

There is no excuse for buying a cybertruck

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-hahaha-gif-22505124

[turbid shuttle]

The irony

[left mantle]

That bitch didn't even grind like a real man

[turbid shuttle]

"resale value"
EV's don't have that to begin with

[rocky turtle]

[left mantle]

I did ubers elon, what the fuck did you do?

[timber oxide]

I don't care if you knew that he was crazy, this car straight up sucks ass and you should lose your drivers license just for thinking about getting it

[left mantle]

Real

It should've never left the factory

[turbid shuttle]

Get lucky and have connections

[left mantle]

Or the drawing room

[timber oxide]

The kindergarten?

[left mantle]

except he didn't do ubers even after the boosting

mf never did the hardest content

[opal star]

The only connection was a boosters account he found on twitter.

[turbid shuttle]

[left mantle]

Meanwhile I also grinded poe1 to ubers like a true no life gamer

[rocky turtle]

time do some quasimorphing

[hexed stag]

btw, what do you use each OS for?

[left mantle]

Ah shit, here we go again

[frank hearth]

[opal star]

For linux it's mainly browsing, i can even invoke language translations directly on the displayed screen using Firefox without having to copy/paste to another browser tab. That is essential for me. As for windows almost all of the apps i use on a daily only work on 10/11.

[proven tundra]

okay it's time to shoot the moon
@oblique belfry @timber oxide @sour rivet

[oblique belfry]

ADMIN HE IS DOING IT SIDEWAYS

WHY YOU SO FAST