╟❓general-offtopic

[green granite]

BALLSACK MAG?

[oblique belfry]

ballsack shotgun

we despise ballsack shotgun

in this household

[sour rivet]

ballsackgun

[oblique belfry]

once dealt 39 damage in total from 0m range

FROM 3 SHOTS

the spread is horrendous

[sour rivet]

man i cant believe gmod is 19 years old

[oblique belfry]

look at this shit

[oblique belfry]

ballsack mag

shotgun is firing 2 shells at once btw

so 8 shots

cuz it has 16 in total

has unturned ass balancing as well

cannot deal damage to smth thats 30m away

[sour rivet]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3428950878&searchtext= found the best gmod mod

[oblique belfry]

it would've been the WORST shotgun in the game if it werent for dragon's breath shotgun

[sour rivet]

what about the sentinel

[oblique belfry]

not even close

1st thing : has a 21m range

which is PITIFUL

2nd has giga spread so good luck dealing any damage unless you are literally inside the enemy

[sour rivet]

lmao the new blood store has a news gif of a black friday brawl

thank you dave

[oblique belfry]

3rd even if you were super close to them you will max deal 165 damage which sounds good until you learn problemo 4

[sour rivet]

WHEN THE FUCK WAS MINOS A BODY PILLOW

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[green granite]

Wtf

[oblique belfry]

4th has 4 shells but it shoots them all AT ONCE so you have to wait F O U R whole seconds for reload

[green granite]

Wait

How is that pillow

[sour rivet]

its doing fine

[green granite]

I

[oblique belfry]

then only gimmick the gun has is it sets things on fire

which is ?????????

[green granite]

Ya kno forget that i ask

[oblique belfry]

why the fuck would you want your surroundings burning when it requires you to be pretty close to enemy

you would literally make your own cube a burning furnace if you miss

[oblique belfry]

one of the worst shotguns

[static axle]

pewpew

[oblique belfry]

in the entire game

[copper vapor]

[green granite]

Desert tech MDR

[sour rivet]

god damn

[oblique belfry]

goes hard

anyways imma go 1 round

then sl....eep... FUCK I FORGOT TO STUDY

[green granite]

F

[static axle]

got me 2 of these from raid too, 1 last rb-vo run and then we stash thew key

[copper vapor]

another night without the arc squad it seems

[oblique belfry]

oh goddammit

another thing i forgot

[copper vapor]

guess I'll have to do those trials alone

[oblique belfry]

dude i told you to ping me

for it

[green granite]

Can i arc w you

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

[opal star]

Suppressor. Nice.

[copper vapor]

I won't go into arc tonight probably

I'm waking my fu

[oblique belfry]

are you available tomorrow daytime

what time is it for you rn

[static axle]

[green granite]

Waking your fu

Huh???

[copper vapor]

wakfu

[copper vapor]

1143pm

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

should be, if we don't get any surprise visits like we got today

[oblique belfry]

so you have the same timezone as birb

BRAINFART

[static axle]

i mean me and shiyon have same timezone too

[sour rivet]

whuh

[static axle]

even tho we other end of the globe

[sour rivet]

its 9pm

[oblique belfry]

wait what time is it for u rn

[oblique belfry]

so 2 hours away

nvm then

[static axle]

same as you retard

[oblique belfry]

o h

i thought you were 1 hour behind me or smth

[sour rivet]

isnt that pyrson

[oblique belfry]

we need to remove timezones

[oblique belfry]

it is

[copper vapor]

turkey and finland and south africa are the same timezone?

[sour rivet]

remove daylight savings first

[green granite]

Hate grinds at 8AM

[oblique belfry]

i thought hate was on the same case too

[oblique belfry]

you should've seen him on his vacation week during mc smp

[static axle]

and how would that work

[sour rivet]

give it to me straight doge

[static axle]

use your brain

[oblique belfry]

fuck the sun

unfold the earth

[sour rivet]

will the offtopic smp ever have the same amount of players playing like last year

[oblique belfry]

make it flat

[oblique belfry]

nay

[sour rivet]

😔

[oblique belfry]

5 people take it or leave it

[static axle]

@copper vapormy last space in stash

[opal star]

Was confused too, lol.

[static axle]

yes cause the dont change vertically

[sour rivet]

georgia is part of brazil confirmed

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/snoring-snoring-aneurysm-brain-aneurysm-brain-aww-gif-25678781

[oblique belfry]

ye i understood

thanks to friend im used to incomplete sentences or gibberish

[static axle]

time to prayge

[copper vapor]

prayerge

[static axle]

next up streets abandoned factory marked room

[oblique belfry]

they changed the UI again @sour rivet

[static axle]

hopefully i could find something good other than lab cards and dogtag cases

i did find a key case but glukhar bully me

[blazing maple]

time for my required reading

[opal star]

The south and it's abysmal use of lights..

[sour rivet]

i dont think i evert saw this recap

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cLNd5r8nZY

[sour rivet]

tank

[opal star]

I'm pretty sure 90% of people from the east coast have never seen the milky way in the night sky.

[sour rivet]

this is true

i am not blessed

shit i dont even see stars anymore

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/left4dead-death-gif-23896587

[sour rivet]

ELLIS

GOD DAMNIT

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/elisttm-snow-leopard-eyes-lets-take-a-look-gif-17708647060006114487

[opal star]

Wait. Doesn't sharpy also live in Georgia? The hoodlum part of it, but still Georgia.

@pure compass

[oblique belfry]

first game of the season and i cant even crouch bcs im bugged

no footstep sounds either

[sour rivet]

did we lose any movement this season

[green granite]

I mean

[sour rivet]

i will never forgive them for removing rolling and wall jumps

[green granite]

Doge also lives in Georgia

[oblique belfry]

?

[green granite]

Doge

You live Georgia

[oblique belfry]

????

[green granite]

The european not the swamp and mosquito

[turbid shuttle]

RD-939 from GAMBA!!

[green granite]

It shoots 300blk in Tarkov

I think its called the Raptor 300?

I dont remember

[turbid shuttle]

Why cant it shoot 300blk in gamba too

9x39 is op but boring

[blazing maple]

they added more movement when downed

you can roll now

[static axle]

it was worth @copper vapor

[sour rivet]

I WANT MY WALL JUMPS BACK

what do you mean by more movement when downed anyway

[turbid shuttle]

Well guess you escapeed Türkiye

[oblique belfry]

dude what the fuck

[oblique belfry]

im already almost full of gold

[sour rivet]

ok miss smarty pants i thought those 2 werent connected

what purpose does rolling when downed even give

[blazing maple]

you can roll down hillsto traverse quickly

[opal star]

Looks like i've found a gun lake.

[blazing maple]

or roll into cover

it's good movement

[sour rivet]

i wanna roll to prevent some fall damange >:(

[oblique belfry]

you were still taking 10

[sour rivet]

depends on the height

[oblique belfry]

no

[copper vapor]

zamn

[sour rivet]

yes?

[oblique belfry]

without roll it depends

with roll it was always 10

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/reddoons/status/1994607107505885637

Reddoons (@reddoons)

so @Simon_Hypixel asked what the first thing I'm doing in Hytale was...

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 29, 2025, 3:19 AM

[sour rivet]

no i remember not taking damage when rolling

[oblique belfry]

ye im talking about "lethal fall"

[sour rivet]

gun

[sour rivet]

then yes we took 10 or so damage

[oblique belfry]

for example without roll you wouldve taken 30-40 damage

with roll it goes to 10

[sour rivet]

ignoring the damage resist

its was just good movement

it was fluid

instead of just
landing

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Loolo_WRLD/status/1994855707339018610

Loolo | Fortnite Leaks (@Loolo_WRLD)

NEW ROLL WHILE DOWNED + REBOOT VAN FEATURES!! 👀🔥🔥

(@OMGitsAliA) #Fortnite

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 29, 2025, 7:47 PM

[sour rivet]

oh that van is gonna piss me off a lot

[blazing maple]

why

[sour rivet]

IM GONNA BE ROBBED OF A KILL I EARNED

RAHHH

[green granite]

You know Doge

You can actually kinda

Study something rn

Ya kno

[copper vapor]

he's studying fartnut

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile my brain keeps shit like that

intact

like why the fuck do i know fortnite parkour numbers

but cant fucking focus on studying

[sour rivet]

also that clip kinda dumb i know its a showcase but like

fuckin nobody plays like that

[oblique belfry]

ambulance RP goes hard

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/BoopNL_/status/1994947718616420387

Boop (@BoopNL_)

Self revive can be used even in late game, meaning that solos can be knocked and fully troll you by dodging and running away from opponents in moving zones.

You get a refresh? Unlucky the knocked body is now flopping towards zone and you won't get instant siphon.

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 30, 2025, 1:52 AM

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[blazing maple]

more example of the roll

you can roll down hills n shit

[oblique belfry]

yeah fuck is that

LMAO

[blazing maple]

also self revive

weeeee

[sour rivet]

ewww

[oblique belfry]

EW

WHY IS THERE SELF REVIVE

bruh

1st time fortnite is copying cod

and its the worst feature

[copper vapor]

cod warzone and its consequences to battle royale

[oblique belfry]

of all the things they could've copied from cod

why was it self revive

also birb

no autoclaim

🥀

[sour rivet]

fuck sake

yeah uh
not the biggest fan of some of these mechanics

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/FranckJonesy/status/1994908495104135279

Franck Jonesy (@FranckJonesy)

X · Nov 29, 2025, 11:17 PM

[oblique belfry]

i just fucking noticed the skins have a goddamn "intro" as if you were picking a hero or smth

like im MK / OW / Marvels

etc

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/0Thecgiguy/status/1994962921118732667?s=20 @blazing maple

Zoon (@0Thecgiguy)

X · Nov 30, 2025, 2:53 AM

[sour rivet]

thats fine

i like that

i think

[oblique belfry]

funny thing is they dont have that on lobby pose

just the bp pages...page

[copper vapor]

overwatch and its consequences to battle royale

[blazing maple]

yeah i posted about that before

[oblique belfry]

i cant keep up with all of these twitter posts

im sorry

[turbid shuttle]

No this is a raptor 300

[sour rivet]

mfw i lurk all the time so i dont miss anything

[oblique belfry]

i dont use twitter

[sour rivet]

i meant discord

[oblique belfry]

ah

[sour rivet]

when sam posts

idot

[oblique belfry]

i usually get involved if im involved

or i just yap like now

if im gaming i most of the time lose the topic / miss the posts

[sour rivet]

you know what you should do

[oblique belfry]

ah ?

[sour rivet]

sleep

[blazing maple]

ok boss

sleep it is

zzzzzz

[oblique belfry]

u know what

[sour rivet]

NO NOT YOU

[oblique belfry]

my eyes do feel tired

NO

no

i need to at least get some study in

at least 30 mins

birb you bich

[sour rivet]

i have been kidnapped

[left mantle]

Damn bro just wants to cosplay Chicago

[oblique belfry]

i just fucking witnessed the most unhinged instagram post ever

what the fuck

i want to go back in time a few minutes before i saw this reel

[green granite]

@copper vapor

[copper vapor]

wat

[oblique belfry]

avg bedrock moment

[turbid shuttle]

Same thing

Pretty much

[turbid shuttle]

Holy shit

NC and SC are just lit the fuck up huh?

[oblique belfry]

oh shit exam location / time is released

[turbid shuttle]

Holy fucking shit

[oblique belfry]

motherfucker

i have to wake up at 9.30 am for 1 course
and go home
then leave home to go to a exam at 14 pm for 2 courses

why

[restive bear]

Is the screen where it says the mission title, if you look at the background, is that just the irl map of the real world

[oblique belfry]

just make them all in 1 session

[static axle]

i mean rd is just ripped velociraptor made to be a 9x39 cause shitker has 9.39 in it

how am i out of space again @frank hearth

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-right-correct-true-agree-gif-23176274

[restive bear]

Hmmm

[obsidian sun]

the classic ubgl mp5

[copper vapor]

hl2 had ubgl mp7

[green granite]

Idk how does that even work

I remember spending like 3 hours trying to figure out how it actually works

[static axle]

make some pizza and watch ethan build a v10 turbodiesel ferrari sounds like a plan

[oblique belfry]

again with the fucking history questions

"job health and safety" btw

"in which year women were banned from mine facilities in London ? "

like bruh

practices and subjects are showing me shit like "you have to have this many workers in order to get government support in aid" or "risk factors / safety measures / job safety"

but i do an exam test

HISTORY

get the fuck outta here

[verbal gate]

shhh just think of it as the combine taking over a factory and "improving" the design

[oblique belfry]

"Which factors are NOT part of protecting workers health ?"

Nourishment √
Food control X
Carrier scans √
First aid √
Health education √

???????

ah okay i guess showing out of date food into worker's mouth is fine

no health hazards whatsoever

sometimes i cant even apply common sense into these dumbass questions and it makes me mad as hell

"but thats not what it says on paper durr "

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

liar

[copper vapor]

"probably"

gonna do one or two free runs before bedge

[oblique belfry]

also no im not a stalker you were the only dark color in this white ass screen

im blind

its too bright

[copper vapor]

hit the cheap spots at buried city and try to find shit

[green granite]

Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger Ausf. E

[oblique belfry]

i have still yet to go to that "window jump" spot i keep seeing everywhere

that has weapon crate

[copper vapor]

I went there when playing with my pvp friends

we jumpscared a squad in there and killed them

[oblique belfry]

im fearing that 1 day where i go to those "freebie" spots and i get jumpscared myself

or keycard room campers

especially more so after today's run and witnessing the glorious night raid key rooms

2 volcanos

[little depot]

I love pvp

-20k worth of meds and nades

[oblique belfry]

50/50

i hate it when i have shit ton of stuff

i like it when i have jackshit to lose

[little depot]

Just to kill 3 dudes with twelve canisters of air refreshers

[oblique belfry]

today i shot 2 people with ferro and dipped

gave them a heart attack

[quiet abyss]

real

[oblique belfry]

didnt even chase

[quiet abyss]

i did that once and the dude just fucking camped me for like 10 min

[little depot]

I bring defibs in solo now

[oblique belfry]

just gave them a warning to not loot in the open

[quiet abyss]

with jolt mine and everything

literally

[little depot]

Shoot on sight and I rez them if they turned out to be friendly

[quiet abyss]

i find that more dangerous than just keeping your guard up

[copper vapor]

I found a guide on a spot for blueprints where I found one blueprint in my second attempt
too bad the bp was something I already had lmao

[quiet abyss]

most people i shoot then revive have a tendency to shoot me

[little depot]

Shoot them again

[quiet abyss]

share with the class

[little depot]

:>

[oblique belfry]

dude im going to fucking red locations if i ever need bp again

on night raids

[quiet abyss]

well yeah, i do usually lmao

[oblique belfry]

fucking found 2 bps today

[little depot]

I found a snaphook bp

[quiet abyss]

ooohh night raid on what map?

blue gate?

[little depot]

On a freeloadout

[copper vapor]

not very smart to shoot at your reviver when you're at 50/0

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

dam and buried city

on dam water facility medium gun parts bp

[quiet abyss]

yeah i know right? fucking idiots

[oblique belfry]

on buried city hospital defib bp

[quiet abyss]

nah but some of them like to heal up then try to kill me

[little depot]

Buried city is insane

[copper vapor]

also I somehow want to try hitting level 75 before the expedition reset

[quiet abyss]

idk why

[copper vapor]

I"m still 54

[oblique belfry]

im level 29

[little depot]

I'm at 20

[oblique belfry]

how are security breaches btw mbo

are they worth

[little depot]

Got nerfed

Endurance tree after level 15 is bugged btw

[quiet abyss]

wait what do you lose for expedition? do you lose bps?

[oblique belfry]

everything

its a wipe

except you get perma upgrades

[little depot]

You keep a few bps but that's it

[quiet abyss]

ohhh

[quiet abyss]

the basics i assume?

[oblique belfry]

ye

[little depot]

Pretty much

[quiet abyss]

yeah so you start with nuffin but some perma boosts

gotcha

seems worth, but i want to do as much as possible with this first run

[oblique belfry]

right now description says "up to five skills depending on your stuff inside your stash"

[quiet abyss]

i only have 35ish hours

[oblique belfry]

but i doubt thats the only thing

you get

[quiet abyss]

i havent even killed all arcs

[oblique belfry]

same

[quiet abyss]

only bastion, rocketeer, the basic bastards, and a single bombardier with someone carrying

[little depot]

I keep finding tier 3 blue prints but none I can actually use

[quiet abyss]

oh and a leaper

but nothing else

[oblique belfry]

it would be really good incentive if it gave you a passive income

[wide chasm]

cannon fodder

[oblique belfry]

like 10 credit every 1 minute or smth

[little depot]

Bitcoin miner

[oblique belfry]

not gold / deck currency

the shit you use for traders

[little depot]

So the chicken?

[oblique belfry]

to buy materials / guns etc

[little depot]

😭

[copper vapor]

very rng but sometimes you can get a green or even blue gun out of them

[quiet abyss]

i want a seed passive income

[oblique belfry]

giving scrappy passive income for wipers would be good ngl

[quiet abyss]

assorted seeds

[oblique belfry]

or that yeah

[copper vapor]

coins

[quiet abyss]

because i could use seeds

like always

[little depot]

I think I have like

[little depot]

1k seeds rn

[quiet abyss]

i need the fucking apricots and shit still

[copper vapor]

I only keep 200 seeds

[oblique belfry]

because i dont see "five skill points" as good reason to wipe

[quiet abyss]

because i ignore the chicken

even tho hes peak

[little depot]

Seed vault Stella Montis my goat

[quiet abyss]

and he would be so nice

[oblique belfry]

i usually buy important stuff like magnets

if i have a lot

[little depot]

It costs me 800k to upgrade stash rn

😭

[oblique belfry]

?

[quiet abyss]

should i just go to blue gate night raid?

[copper vapor]

wut

[oblique belfry]

you mean 80k ?

[quiet abyss]

maybe i get BPs?

[little depot]

No

[oblique belfry]

azu

[little depot]

Wait typo

[oblique belfry]

max stash amount is 280 and it wants 200k

[little depot]

20k

[oblique belfry]

i JUST did it today

[little depot]

200k

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

Sorry

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

i was like

[quiet abyss]

goober

[little depot]

Pffft

[oblique belfry]

what is he smoking

[little depot]

Keatmine

Meta mine

[oblique belfry]

oooo gimme

[little depot]

Ketamine

HOLY FUCK

[oblique belfry]

actual retardation

[obsidian sun]

[little depot]

I hate typing on a phone

[oblique belfry]

goddamn

lay off the stuff

[quiet abyss]

@zealous depot are you going gym?

or are you arcing?

[little depot]

Anyway

[quiet abyss]

or are you doing something else

[oblique belfry]

i thought it was the tau cannon for a second 🥀

[little depot]

Found Stella Montis keycard

Imma wait to assemble some team mates

[quiet abyss]

we go together

[little depot]

I get off work

Today at uh

In 6 hours ish?

[quiet abyss]

hmmm ok idk about that

[little depot]

@oblique belfry lemme know when u wake up

[quiet abyss]

i might just be eeping that time

[oblique belfry]

wont instantly play arc

[little depot]

Yeah I'll let peeps in offtopic know

[oblique belfry]

even if i do

[little depot]

Yes you will

[oblique belfry]

nuh uh

[little depot]

[oblique belfry]

you REJECTED my offer last time

[little depot]

Yuh huh

[little depot]

MF

[oblique belfry]

dont care

[little depot]

Your loss

[oblique belfry]

besides

i promised to mbo

for trials

[quiet abyss]

i will go with you azu :)

but depends when i get up

and depends if youve gone or not

and some other depends

idk

[oblique belfry]

-# and he doesnt have aussie timezone so i can catch up with him

[quiet abyss]

@zealous depot TACOOOO

bro died

[little depot]

Thank you <3

[quiet abyss]

ofc i gotta make sure im free tomorrow morning

since theres a chance i have to dick around with my truck

since the big bastard is 19 almost 20 years old

so hes got some issues

[green granite]

What is with

Bruh

PvPvE shooter

[little depot]

Mf older than I am

[green granite]

Saw a cool game

Very interested in it

PvPvE

[quiet abyss]

same

its older than me

[green granite]

Gaming trend these days are more boring than Atroxinal's terrible takes

[little depot]

Cupper

[quiet abyss]

by almost 2 years, once its 20 its 2 years older

[little depot]

Play arc

With me

Ffs

[little depot]

You're 18?

[quiet abyss]

i think taco is dead

[quiet abyss]

yeah

[little depot]

Oh damn

[green granite]

Aint no way you are 18

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3guhZL477Q

holy fuck sword woman

[quiet abyss]

im not old XD

[green granite]

Baby

[oblique belfry]

dont ask why i got overwatch video on my homepage

it does that sometimes

[quiet abyss]

buy me dinner before calling me that

[green granite]

Naw

I dont have to

[quiet abyss]

[slim magnet]

what about pvpve es so bad tho like it is nowhere as stale nor restrictive as the hero shooter craze of the late 2010s and early 2020s

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

I just want a good PvE extract shooter

[slim magnet]

play spt

[quiet abyss]

the formidable arc raiders

[green granite]

So far rarely any of them even exist

[slim magnet]

cluelessblind emoji

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

Not out for 1.0

[quiet abyss]

arc raiders is borderline pve at this point

[slim magnet]

simply downpatch

[green granite]

And I cant even download EFT for PvE

[quiet abyss]

that too ^

[green granite]

Server is shit

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

why cant taco be on arc

we could be arcing

but hes on curseforge

he last played 6 days ago

crazy

[copper vapor]

3 of her 4 abilities are straight up copied from reinhardt

also good, she's italian... would only make sense with the name vendetta

[oblique belfry]

lifesteal on dps

[copper vapor]

also

inevitable comparison to war woman

[oblique belfry]

she can survive a D.va ult

when she uses block

[copper vapor]

also I got a meme for this

Tiger Ausf...

https://tenor.com/view/marikiplier-e-meme-lord-farquaad-gif-22138504

[green granite]

https://youtube.com/shorts/pXhhBl4DGiI?si=sCh0oOBkh0vgaOVP

Aint no way

[oblique belfry]

not gonna lie

her sword would be a banger MC mod sword

[sour rivet]

sam is fucking stomping on rabbits

im so scared

[copper vapor]

someone could easily mod that sword into FFVII for Cloud

[quiet abyss]

thats great, taco is ghosting me

wild

[oblique belfry]

they added true damage to overwatch

its over

rip those 8 overwatch players

anyways time to

[copper vapor]

window jump room is extremely rng but can have good things. I even got a hatch key that I used to escape
(and I have no clue how I still got a full inventory even using the key)

[oblique belfry]

did you get the field craft 2 skill

[copper vapor]

yes

[oblique belfry]

can you craft raider hatch keys

[copper vapor]

in the field? idk

[oblique belfry]

yep you can

[copper vapor]

what does it take again

processor and

oh wait

at base it's 1 adv. electrical component and 3 sensors

[oblique belfry]

ingame its the same

[copper vapor]

not bad

unlikely for me to find that shit in the field tho, so...

anywho Imma bedge too

[oblique belfry]

to be fair

all it takes is few tech materials to recycle

and voila

i keep finding sensors everywhere

[copper vapor]

this is good to know... can fieldcraft a small smoke grenade with only this

very useful

[oblique belfry]

wtf

dirt cheap

[copper vapor]

I find them often as well but adv. electrical components is not something I usually find lmao

anywho

[oblique belfry]

wait where is that fucking chart i found the other day

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

https://arcforge.org

there

[oblique belfry]

i shall go as well

[sick trail]

This reads like a plastic bottle stuffed with everything from under your sink

[heavy junco]

Toilet paper roll moment

[quiet abyss]

@oblique belfry wait while youre still here

have you seen any sentinel cores

[sick trail]

Bonking you in the skull with a paper towel roll

[quiet abyss]

thunk

[heavy junco]

Cardboard pipe sound effect

[sick trail]

https://youtu.be/poU_zg76mQ8

[worn harness]

armored core 6
gundam mod

burst mode lol

[green granite]

Man

Why food recommendation can be so toxic sometimes

Like if you dont eat a certain brand, people will think you are some retard

[restive bear]

This a nice dojo

[restive bear]

I literally eat dirt in front of people, sometimes

Brand don't mean nothin. Man's gotta eat

[quiet abyss]

explains a lot actually

[sick trail]

No wonder Chief rolled you

[restive bear]

Shut

Yay I made some plat today

I will totally save these and will not spend it on more forma bundles

[static axle]

@oblique belfry it do be like that

[sick trail]

Fuck are you buying forma bundles for
Go farm some Lith

[slim magnet]

them tw*tters them r*dditors and them facebook flea market grandmas complaining about that girl from chainsaw man that was based off of a porno like let the man behind it be himself brother like he might enjoy a little devious things but it's nothing morally bankrupt like most people make it out to be

[restive bear]

I need instant access to forma so I can build my stuff today and not tomorrow (I will be busy during weekdays)

[slim magnet]

i don't even read that shit but all i saw today and yesterday online was that drama

[sick trail]

Don't tell them about the constant LGBTQ and especially trans representation in his works

[slim magnet]

i have no idea about that

i like how the guy draws faces tho

it's something about the eyes

[sick trail]

Fire Punch(?) I believe one of the protagonists is a woman that has the power to regenerate fully

Problem
She wants to be a man

She can't stop the regeneration process, just like her brother can't stop being on fire

His next work is about a cis man suddenly being trapped in the body of a woman and being referred to as such despite any and all protest
He does not want to be a woman
Dunno the rest, it's only been announced

CSM mangaka is dropping hints

But I can't prove it

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-blink-team-fortress2-smirk-gaming-gif-17582691

[quiet abyss]

THAT RAT FUCKER

[atomic epoch]

The moral outrage would make more sense if it were bubbleblower man on baby channel and not action gore show chainsaw man lol.

[quiet abyss]

i hate no mic people

nah thats it, no voice, no living

im killing anyone thats not using their mic

ingame comms or not, theyre fucking dying

[atomic epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[quiet abyss]

"Don't Shoot!" isnt good enough for me anymore

because that little fucker just shot me

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/walw-gif-26865911

i really hate the late night arc raiders population

i swear theyre much more sketchy

literally like going from new york to detroit in an instant

ones bad, but not so bad, the other is literally just "you get shot"

[slim magnet]

i got the most random ass cold

and also a fever

out of nowhere

[untold spear]

Aging comes with free DLC

[slim magnet]

can't confirm if it's a fever or not but it does feel like one

[sick trail]

Get a goddamn thermometer >:c

[slim magnet]

there's that awful feeling of cold but the body is hot to the touch and also feeling really weak when lifting basically anything

i don't have one here

[sick trail]

Just get one of these (but oral)

They only really need an LR41 cell iirc

[slim magnet]

fym but oral don't those things go in your armpit

[sick trail]

Honestly don't know, we have a 20 year old electronic ear thermometer

[opal star]

@static axle Not bad..

[slim magnet]

found one of those electric thermometers

and i'm on 35.7?

[sick trail]

Try again, other armpit too, to double check

Always take several readings as a just in case

(same goes for home blood pressure devices)

[quiet abyss]

Nurse Dry over here

[sick trail]

Nah, we just do self-medication here because hospitals kinda suck around here

[quiet abyss]

no that makes sense

just a lil joke

[sick trail]

Still gonna save up SMLE though

So I can do this

[opal star]

Probably the Flu.

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-eyes-let's-take-a-look-let's-have-a-look-look-gif-840960144253383542

[opal star]

It's much more abrupt than a cold, sends you on your ass depending on the type.

[left mantle]

Yeah flu really does hit a lot more abruptly

[opal star]

I'll take a cold or covid over the flu any day. It fucking sucks when you're under it.

[real aspen]

Worst is one that gives you chills and sends you into paralytic shivers

Makes your diaphragm spasm too

[opal star]

That's every time you get the Flu, lol. It just sucks.

[slim magnet]

36.4 on the other arm

that's not even close to being a fever but fuck me if it feels like one

[chrome ginkgo]

BSB down on try 2

First try I fucked up and got grabbed at 30%

[opal star]

So 37.4 (you add a degree in Celsius on armpit readings). 36.4 c is basically normal body temperature, measuring via your armpits is the least accurate method.

[slim magnet]

huh

[opal star]

37.4 c should be your oral temp equivalent if your thermometer is reading 36.4 in your armpit.

[green granite]

3 Kilometers is insane

[opal star]

3280 yrds. Decent shot.

[green granite]

that's

not what it meant

the total time he played CS2 is 3 kilometers

[opal star]

I know.

[atomic epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-u-joke-gif-17523343178668465105

[slim magnet]

finna make me a loaf of bread with cheese dude i need the energy

i'm about to pass out

[left mantle]

@oblique belfry >Team goes bravery

Yuumi Kassadin
Fucking kill me

[slim magnet]

kassadin is a fun dude tho i'd hang out with him

[left mantle]

It's just not a winning combo in arena

kassadin takes too long to get online and yummi is.... yuumi.

[chrome ginkgo]

yeeeeeeeeeehaw

[green granite]

https://www.roblox.com/catalog/133900058090776/Job-Application-Vest

[uneven sapphire]

yooo

[chrome ginkgo]

Fuck this fight

The one with the blunderbuss made that so much harder to parry than it should've been

I'd get a parry and lose it cause of blunderbuss stagger

[real aspen]

ya'll ever eat like a crab?

[green granite]

like

[uneven sapphire]

no

[green granite]

you mean like we are eating like a crab, or we are eating a creature similar to a crab

[uneven sapphire]

Ugly gun

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-stare-gif-16112844199639053673

[real aspen]

like tiny bits at a time

take

idk

chicken

then start taking off like few mm sized bits

and eat like that

[uneven sapphire]

idk i dont eat sea bugs

[real aspen]

bugs are land crustaceans

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBYXMdHQFgw

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/beetle-fly-you-died-gif-11007386

[uneven sapphire]

Fuck ass game

[chrome ginkgo]

Thanks Bloodstarved Beast for this bounty

[upbeat verge]

love it when discord doesnt autocomplete the ping

@proven tundra

[green granite]

some makeshift M60

[oak magnet]

yooo ratmex

[upbeat verge]

gm

[uneven sapphire]

yo this looks fire

what game is that

[green granite]

Remnant 2

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274965772055609344/1406082152545783818/crazy-cat.gif

[green granite]

Haru

RING OF

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[real aspen]

cock

i was gooning and internet died

killing myself

[untold spear]

How is that game? I've only ever played it pirated.

[green granite]

its great

surely not another PvPvE for sure

just single coop

[untold spear]

Is this ?

[green granite]

nope

bruh

you played the shit already

[untold spear]

Yeah but I played a really early pirated version and it ran terribly so I wanted to know

[wet sail]

I am very fuckimg drunk ama

[untold spear]

What's a gun no one has ever seen?

[upbeat verge]

gm

people

[pure compass]

what did you drink?

[wet sail]

Rumor has it that AK-06 was supposed to be chamber in 9x39

Lots of beer

[upbeat verge]

ok but gm

[wet sail]

Gm gang

[untold spear]

🌄

[wet sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1444102363894906970/caption.gif

[chrome ginkgo]

HEHEHEHE

[real aspen]

isnt that just ak9

[chrome ginkgo]

Had to parry the guy guarding this chest 4 times to kill him

he dropped 14k echoes

[untold spear]

Even if it was suboptimal I ran that weapon my whole playthrough

[chrome ginkgo]

3.5x the amount of bloodstarved beast

and missing a parry cost me 80% of my health

But I got what I came here for

Early Uncanny Ludwig Blade

[wet sail]

Rumor has it the AK-106 was supposed to ge xgambrd in 9x39

[real aspen]

bro had a stroke

[wet sail]

Maybe

[real aspen]

anyway 9x39 ak100 exists

it's called ak9

[wet sail]

That or the 7 ice cold beers

[upbeat verge]

mom goes to vacuum
need help?
no.
ok
mom 3 days later: nobody helps me in this household
@wet sail @real aspen

[hexed kernel]

hiii chat :3

[wet sail]

Mom died ez clap

[real aspen]

cant relate

i do most chores around the house

[upbeat verge]

damn

[upbeat verge]

hello furry rat person

[real aspen]

only thing i dont do much is cooking

but only cause gran makes stuff much better than me

[hexed kernel]

[oak magnet]

sup

[oak magnet]

gotta learn from her she’ll appreciate it alot

like

[upbeat verge]

@hexed kernel I SAID HELLO

[upbeat verge]

oh hei laika

[wet sail]

Sorry. I miss her a lot

[oak magnet]

usually masters or enthusiasts of their craft like to pass down their knowledge

[oak magnet]

i was doing blood pressure checks

[hexed kernel]

hai

[oak magnet]

i should have done those AFTER shitting

[upbeat verge]

oh?

[oak magnet]

need to every week for my meds

also eastern europe core tbh

[upbeat verge]

what meds

[oak magnet]

im on lisdexamfetamine

adhd meds

it breaks down in the body to be dexamfetamine

which is just a different version of amfetamine

[upbeat verge]

I didnt know oyu had adhd

[oak magnet]

now u do

[chrome ginkgo]

I just got oneshot by the lever guardian of this layer

fuck me dead

[oak magnet]

i love speed

[chrome ginkgo]

FULL HEALTH ONE SHOT

[oak magnet]

makes my brain not want to die constantly

[chrome ginkgo]

That's what I get for screwing around here

[upbeat verge]

now I do

[upbeat verge]

watchu playing

[oak magnet]

last med i was on sucked ass

didnt last long and didnt provide much benefit

this one lasts twice as long and provides me with the emotional stability and focus i need to be a productive human

some people dont like being emotionally blunted, bitch id rather be emotionally blunted than fucked in the head

[hexed kernel]

didn't know momo is not a rimworld modder

[real aspen]

COCK

internet dying again

fucking hell

this shitass country

[chrome ginkgo]

Paybacks a bitch

[oak magnet]

stay in bed sim

[oak magnet]

ooo bloodborne?

[oak magnet]

wait it isnt bloodborne

since its ps only

[upbeat verge]

dawg wtf going on in Birmingham

[oak magnet]

idk, heroin?

[chrome ginkgo]

It is bloodborne

[oak magnet]

also the drug dealer i used to know and pick up from was arrested and jailed for 12 years

[hexed kernel]

criminal

sieze this bandit immediately

[upbeat verge]

Yes birmingham/bloodborne

same thing

[oak magnet]

HOW

[chrome ginkgo]

Excuse you I literally re-bought it the other day just to do this

[oak magnet]

no please tell me how ive been dying to play it on PC and not my PS4

[chrome ginkgo]

First step you need a really good pc

[upbeat verge]

I htink the emulation on it has been a project for a while now

[chrome ginkgo]

Bought it just to see how it ran on the ps5 pro I got my dad and his wife for Christmas this year

Literally

Wasn't satisfied

Turned to the dark arts instead for a better experience

[oak magnet]

i have a good enough pc from 2021

[chrome ginkgo]

May still struggle a bit

ShadPS4 is not perfect

and you can't use character customization yet

Well you can

but if you don't wear a full helmet that completely disables your face model you'll run into vertex explosion bug unless you enable readbacks in ShadPS4 and that takes my laptop from 90 FPS to 15 FPS

[oak magnet]

ok ima try it anyway

[chrome ginkgo]

and the fix is exiting the game

Go to

[oak magnet]

any hope of playing bloodborne on my laptop is worth anything

[chrome ginkgo]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BloodbornePC/comments/1ldkml3/full_guide_how_to_play_bloodborne_on_pc_for_n00bs/

Follow this guide

[oak magnet]

danke

i do own the game also i think, either i own it or got it with ps plus

[upbeat verge]

it feels good to play any game these days and knowing your pc can handle it

[oak magnet]

my ass needs an upgrade but like

i dont play newer games so my 2021 gaming laptop is fine

[upbeat verge]

gta5 enhanced on all utra plus ultra ray tracing

shit looks MAGNIFICIENT

[oak magnet]

im just on whatever auto settings

dont have enough ram for detailed textures :(

[chrome ginkgo]

It's not perfect via emulation yet

but they've come a long way

Also this is what I mean by vertex explosion and why you have to wear full helmets or use the mod to disable face customization

[upbeat verge]

I can spare a few gigs

[sudden bobcat]

It's a shame they never made a PC port for bloodborne

Who knows though. It could happen, with Sony releasing games on steam, there's hope. I'm still waiting for Gran Turismo 🙏

[upbeat verge]

it wont

its an old game

[sudden bobcat]

You're right, it probably won't because it's old. Life is full of surprises, anything could happen.

[real aspen]

[upbeat verge]

yeah nothing will happen

dont kid oyurself

[sudden bobcat]

Never said I was kidding myself 🙂

[oak magnet]

oh i see

[oak magnet]

i only have 16gb

[upbeat verge]

gotta upgrade

[oak magnet]

planning on it

but im still on a gtx 1650

[upbeat verge]

32 will suffice

[upbeat verge]

Lord

[oak magnet]

im not a extreme pc gamer

[upbeat verge]

fam rocking the "can it run crysis" pc

[oak magnet]

and my main goal rn is get a car

so i can get a job easier to commute to my parents place easier to work at my dads workshop

[sudden bobcat]

That's a really great goal to shoot for. You'll get there 👌🏻

[oak magnet]

everyone this year is chipping in for my car fund instead of giving me birthday or christmas gifts

[upbeat verge]

get the 6th gen civic

[oak magnet]

birthday in early december is a blessing i guess

[sudden bobcat]

What kind of car are you trying to get?

[oak magnet]

im getting whatever shitbox for 2-3k with a good insurance rating

[oak magnet]

any 1 litre with good MPG and insurance rating

[upbeat verge]

so....a 6th gen civic :D

[real aspen]

a horse

[oak magnet]

im gonna be searching for used cars with my dad soon, just need anything that can drive and not break down

[real aspen]

actually i've seen surprising amount of horses on roads here

[oak magnet]

id prefer a toyota or anything reliable

anything that isnt overengineered european bullshit prone to expensive breakdowns

[upbeat verge]

LENNYYYYY

[sudden bobcat]

2-3k can get you a decent car. I'm saving up that much to get a 01 jeep xj since we get heavy snow and ice where I live.

[oak magnet]

niceeeee

[sudden bobcat]

Hondas are good, cheap to maintain, great parts availability.

[real aspen]

GUH

[oak magnet]

im a student so a car means i can get a job in a town near the city my uni is in

[real aspen]

rm338

hell yeah

[oak magnet]

because well, a city with 2 unis means job market is shit

as fuck

[hexed kernel]

ugly

[sudden bobcat]

Excellent!

[real aspen]

kill yourself

[hexed kernel]

😭

[sudden bobcat]

Good God 😂

[real aspen]

holy shit it's perfect

god i wish i could have it

it looks like a jacked up short-barreled pkm

not like that fatass sig m250

[oak magnet]

yep

[sudden bobcat]

It's got a tan grip and a fat boi suppressor

[oak magnet]

and if anything i can return to my parents for weekends easier and cheaper than public transport

to work at my dads workshop

[upbeat verge]

absolute BANGER

[oak magnet]

in which im specialised in wood manufacturing

[sudden bobcat]

Those bus rides add up very fast. Are you going to become a carpenter?

[oak magnet]

no

[sudden bobcat]

Very nice

[oak magnet]

im studying International Relations and Modern History

and im planning on one of my focuses on my last year being the data analysis module, with excel and general data parsing

i found out i quite enjoy excel

[sudden bobcat]

Oh I see. Very in depth subjects you're studying there! Excel skills pay very good

[celest plank]

I am so proud of myself

[oak magnet]

we learning how to turn big ass data sheets into useful data and such

[celest plank]

I dont think I hid my hangover so well before

I had a slight family meeting and nobody noticed

[real aspen]

why were you hangover

[sudden bobcat]

I learned how to do things like that in high school but not to the depth you're doing. It's a very good skill to have, especially when you work with PCs a lot.

[celest plank]

Cause I was on facetime at 3am doing competitive drinking

[real aspen]

damn

[celest plank]

and considered going there, but knew that the ice on the road would kill me

[green granite]

ew

Sab