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Which is why you should get a tank instead
The reason why my grinding of the german tech tree is so slow
Because I spawn in this, don't die, be the top player in my team, and gain no xp from the match
And I don't complain
Because this thing
Is banger
RP penalty yep yep
And it's fun to style on the plebs in actual tanks with this
this thing is evil in gates of hell
No, that would be the Fox
Ah
bt7 is also pretty evil
its wierd when someone you practically ignored for 2 days by accident still wants to talk to you
and by ignored it was accidental, i was busy etc
accident?
i was busy, or stoned, or both
just forgot to respond like
and also they send voice messages, i dont like voice messages since i have to open the app to hear them
im not
usually only once or twice a week
i restrict myself to once for the sake of saving money and tolerance
being stoned all the time would SUCK ASS
since its not even that good if u do it day after day, ur just tired and not exploring ur own mind at that point
COW????
yep
Ah yes yes
It's like a Eva suit
Sam is training yes
heres a pro tip to anyone trying to sleep on stimulants of any sort (prescribed or non)
BE VERY STILL when trying to sleep
🪰
Gimme a sec sam I got u
i think its just good practice to be still as hell when sleeping
I’m like a hotdog in a 7/11 when in bed. Hot and rotating like crazy
Real
apparently moving around impedes sleeping
before u enter sleep
@blazing maple
how tf was i more tired earlier in the day when the fucking med was ACTIVE
i poaused my dark souls for this
Swag
We should arc again
Yeah
have fun u guys
I want to kill matri and queen
im procrastinating the act of sleeping
Real
I’m heading to work for a 6 hour shift
There is no joy here, only employment
I'm gonna kill lothric with @proper coral
I'm lightning tho
Ack
i have to wake up for work in 6-7 hours
elvanse made data analysis lab session fun for me somehow
Sleep tite babygirl
so i wonder if work will be fun now
We arc tomorrow perhaps Sammy sam cow moo sam?
Hopefully
never ever have i wanted to stay behind, talk to the lecturer and continue making data cross analysis
cross tabulations
I also bought the Henry game and want to try that out
Yeah kchdcge
wha
oh shit sensible gif
sterlig
BABYGURL WASSUP
1 or 2 sam
I played it at launch and refunded it cause boys are smelly and gross and have cooties
2 sam
worse, boys become,
MEN
Holy shit 2 friends
something big is coming...
My penits
big is subjective
You should STREA-
🛏️
video games dont matter to me as much anymore, im not hyped for GTA 6
but i will play it
Ok
streak?
Why does this keep working
like the act of going in a piblic place nugde
streabed
yeah but like
idk my passion for gaming has died
i only play GTA O and stolger sometimes
like sure cool it's finally a thing but i'm not gonna go out of my way to even play it
everything else is boring but i might pick up minecraft on my phone or some shit
since mobile is bedrock and i can get it on PC, can i play a PC world on mobile and pc?
no i mean
my brain doesnt want to play other games
then again, i go thru phases, but nowadays i have longer more protacted focuses on one game usually
so now it went from stolger to gta online
Ahahhahaha
somebody IS going to throw a mad fit at the mere sight of the accursed flag
They can bounce on it
lmao my mother lived longer than the confederacy
most amoeabas also do i think
how long do amoebas live for
oh they’re immortal
what

GTAO now is
alright tbf
it's not too hard to grind compare to like
5 years ago
its super fucking easy
5 years ago was a nightmare
blue car
the game is piss easy and gives you so many ways of making decent cash
like cluckin bell
mines black and red
i have all biker buisinesses
yeah but is it fun
and i bought agency today
yes
since it isnt a nightmare to make money, you can actually play the content
like contract dlc etc
im also gonna buy mckenzie airfield etc
my goal is to buy all buisinesses
and its actually attainable
@green granite would u be up for helping each other sell buisiness shits someday
yep
I dont have anything to sell anyway
I just sold my Acid in a full lobby and luckily I survived the shit
found the axe again
i have full counterfeit cash, cocaine, weed, also cars i could sell
@oak magnet Garment is doing 1.2 mil contract this week
did it already
i love the fib files, they are fun and decent cash
always around 20
200k
35% extra counterfeit cash
makes the buisiness the best biker buisiness
and also u can do money laundering jobs, they take like 3-5 mins, no cooldown and get like 35k each
and if u get the heli tours one
money laundering missions for them are 70k each
and NO COOLDOWN
damn not bad
mc buisinesses are worth it, but ONLY if u have enough to fully upgrade them
go for the cheapest ones in sandy shores
this one?
since all cheapest buisinesses are near each other there anyway
maybe good idea it's next to my bunker
yep
last time I played GTAO the main thing is just getting the kuruma and just grinding the businesses over and over
and also biker buisinesses sell better if u choose other part
since u have option to sell in blaine country or LS
now?
get Kosatka and grind Cayo
theres easier ways to make immediate cash, like clucking bell heist etc
and then also get Kuruma and grind cluckin bell
and also the high demand bonus gives a max of 50%
tbh u can do it with any fast car or bike
I just ahte the mission where you need to find car
what car
other than that it's pretty quick
getaway?
the getaway
true
weapon one is easy
but option B is already on the way to paleto bat
I just go for gang weapon
bay
same
i can stealth the finale so quickly now
like
i still need to finish the casino heist i have FULLY prepped
just need 1-2 people so we can steal all cash
boring club
gtao seems terrific with that amount of fantastic game design like go to the port area, now drive to angel pine
or whatever it was called in 5
now drive back, this time in a slow ass giant truck
you kno
its not like Red Dead is any different
grinding in Red Dead is
practically the same
nah it's worse
actually it's not
once you got Bounty Hunt in RDO you're pretty much sitting on cash of money
it's not in the sense that you need lower raw numbers
mines called da homies
and my ceo is called homies corp
is the bike workshop even worth it
gotta love homies corp
no
im assuming it's only good if you use bike
so even if there was no reverse time limit it'd still be more boring to play
and rdo is already infuriatingly boring to play
they should've made it arcade like rdr1 multiplayer
I NEED TO PAY 150 FOR THIS?
gun locker is not
I have Nightclub already
I can always swap gun out there
bunker in GTA has gun locker
oh shit u can?
yes
you dont need any upgrade to do so even
i bought it immediately
that was 2 weeks ago
wym spend for agency
u need agency for tac smg?
you can unlock Gun Armory
i got it from gun van like 2 weeks ago
to get Tac SMG and Heavy Rifle
ohhhh
wish the new rifles they added werent just inferior to literally anything else
I want that M16
special carbine mk2 is best
no I mean
carbine rifle mk2 sucks
atleast for me, i prefer special caribe
my most used MK2 gun is SMG
true
tho its MK2 looks ugly af
i love bullpup mk2
kinda making me want to revert it back to MK1
i unlocked HP rounds recently
not sure if im gonna use them
apparently SMG with HP is pretty good
well Cluckin again
wait if you stealth Cluckin Bell
do you still need to use getaway vehicle?
its the best option
just go on the train tracks onto the right after leaving anyway
thats what i do
even the cop stationed there sees me, doesnt do shit
I always hate doing this
help me stepbro I'm stuck
sometimes they do it to make money rougher if its counterfeit etc
hm
Solomun
Ngl
Id let both the new night reign characters ruin me
why does this guy remind of that one dude from made in abyss
I don't have a father but I'll call someone daddy 🙂↕️
Against the wall oooh kinky
So about 3 months ago i started this mead and its just been chilling in the closet doing it's thing. totally forgot about it too, and i went to check on it today and it looks like its almost time to bottle this guy up

Shine
no nothing like that lol, you have to distill to get to that point, this is 13% viking mead. with some green apples to help with some different accents in taste
this is the first time ive ever done something like that, im happy it is turning out well. its starting to lighten up and itll clear up if i age it for another few months.
it gets expensive fast, you gotta pay to play
me and my friends do private sessions and grind cayo perico and if you do it two times youll have enough to buy a majority of things.
Redneck activities
I just bought bunker and stuff
now I don't have money for these business
nah man, redneck would be some prison hooch and freeze distilling it
i do have to say that it is a fun and inexpensive hobby to get into. i only spent like $50 to get this whole setup and the ingredients.
if this batch turns out well im going to buy a couple more gallon bottles and do 3 different batches with different fruits. i heard blackberries and oranges are pretty chill. all you need is honey, water, and yeast
I’ve seen vids on it and it’s really stupid simple, interesting to watch too
absolutley
really cheap to start too, once you get the materials you can just put honey water and yeast to get decent mead, I currently have one going rn thats got a fuckton of mango put into the process
oh damn! you got the mango stuff?
care to share? you doing a 1 gallon or a 5 gallon
Hi
you look alcoholy today
guiness goes hard, i love irish car bombs
I tried another stout but guinness yummier
got a starting kit and just been using that ever since lmao, its a 1 gallon
there is something about guiness that hits different
I want some mead
thats all you need, we have a local brew supply out here and i get myself some supplies from there
its only my third tho
you use StarSan?
must be some home brew goodness
I got a couple of 5ml bottles of this cleaner from the kit thats no rinse, does that work too?
its always out of stock so have to make do with local
yes, but i will always recommend starsan, you just use warm water and put a drop of it in and just swirl it around and let your equipment soak and then let it air dry
amazon has it for $20 for a big bottle thatll last you for years, you dont use much.
make sure youre using nitrile free latex gloves so you dont contaminate your surfaces
have largely been following recipes, might pick up some starsan lmao
oh wow they added achievements to siege 10 years after its release
i would agree.

Wunchbreak time
i didn't even follow a recipe for me personally, i just threw some apples and hones in and called it a day.
funvergence
how much hp does a leaper even have
lmao this shit gives me a light stick bp I already know
basically
hes a lord of cinder now
has the ds3 menu theme
fake out second phase
is peam
we will do the dlcs another time
i have never been so demotivated by being paid before
if it was like 2 more days id have made 200 more
what the god damn

getting censored
hm
apparently they have 1100 health 
also I threw a wolfpack at it
it jumped and completely dodged it
LMAO WHAT
just one more leaper.
gonna bring another wolfpack and hopefully it won't miss this time lmao
im eatin ham
what did he do to deserve such a fate
understandable
of what
something nice?
a mad lad just threw
5 showstoppers
at a rocketeer
and like
5 different ppl started wailing at it with ferros
fuckin cinema
baller
Bro my friend bought a 20$ 1200W psu off ali express and was asking me why his graphics card fried
lmao
Poor dude
He even asked me first and i told him not to buy it but he did anyway
funny thing is one of the guys was an extract camper, sniping ppl trying to activate the elevator
but once the rocketeer fight started he joined in
I don't even know how the looting went
I just left cuz I don't need anything from rocketeers lol

now I can craft this 
and wolfpacks
if I had the bp
oh wait wolfpacks is at the explosives bench
ferro gaming stays winning btw
had a stitcher IV in the side pocket just in case anyone wanted to pvp 
wait I thought we could check the weapons' numeric stats
or I forgot where to see it
who here played control
I did
Didnt it flop massively
didn't play FBC Firebreak tho
Control did well
it's the first-person l4d-like spinoff that flopped
fbc firebreak
I just remember it being for free in epic like 7 times and it was the same universe like Quantum break
no control did well
and alan wake
I think it went free only twice, but years after it came out
anywho brib
do you remember where to check weapons numerical stats in arc
uhhh
Sometimes gamestar is funny
i do not remember if there was a way in game
But man gaming journalism is dead
I must've seen that ferro and anvil do the same 40 damage somewhere
Give me back the times where my dad gave me a magazine with upcoming Releases and it kept me busy like a whole game
hm
oh
weapon upgrade menu

well now all I gotta do is get sebastian and bomberman cells
oh and the trials.
i liked it
trench crusade is trending again 
Fuck your heaven, look at my gambling gains
Smh
I got 5 triple 7's in a row
i know my dumb luck
the moment i give it to you
your luck would've been -100%
I'm gonna make netherite ingots and gamble them tomorrow
i accidentally gambled my infi ham 
i fucking got 7's 
they are all level 0 

You need to level them first
yeah...
I have 5 hams
There's a thing that gives you permanent hunger
accessory ?
Search for "wolf", you'll find it
nada ? 
It's right there
dog food ?
I dunno
We'd know if the pack makers didn't remove the bestiary or included a different mod that shows mob loot
We had a mod like that in Prominence
they removed the bestiary mod cuz "muh memory leak"
in 5.7 i remember having bestiary
even quest about it
Hey, look
It didn't help

So it wasn't the problem
apparently it has smth to do with mcreator mods
Suuuuure
im neco arcing it even
Hi azu
hi pearson
I'm cooking a stew for the offtopic gang
You bet
fukc yeah
Give me a side of extra cobalt-60 plz
Give me some yellowcake
holy fuck
@timber oxide give @oblique belfry the iridium and force him to make the advance pistol for me
i want the upgrade above it
requeim
hm
bro i wanna stay cold
go back to your server stoner
i've always thought of it as magic animating the skeleton, i.e. the energies within see and hear for it
yes i know i'm thinking way too deep into it
thanks for reading my blog

Hello, chat
I bring the aryan final boss
brings choco too
i can fight em
account based in pakistan 🥀
@lapis vault (thechubreek) has been banned for reason: Nazi cosplayer with: black sun pfp; azov symbol, slur for the Jewish, and an attempt at a fascio in name
Literally a slav
i won
Wth
Like this is just funny amount of dedication
BF6 keeps crashing straight to desktop, no error, no logs, nothing
randomly, no warning either, no freezing
@copper vapor
fr shit shouldnt be crashing, 4090 on 1440p lowest settings
Whaccu got there in that hotbar
Latest drivers too
for wither skeleton skull farming
Oh nice
I wonder if there is any modpack for Minecraft
that isn't a kitbashed of 1000 different mods
Ohh you got that amor
that doesn't add much but bloating
Beheading Chance
oh yeah doge
good for ya
im still super happy with my gamba sword
especially more now that i got uhh
almost 3 AS
That’s a pretty weak sword 
Touch the diamond stash with it 
300 damage per swing
500 when all crits overlap

could you double check what the netherite battlemage armor upgrades to for me
Yeah this makes sense
I lack this many trinkets
Nice
maido in heaven?
Im going back to the nether
IMMA NEED SOME OF THAT
naur
😔 my request was left on read
holy speedrunner
Hey hey
uno mmonet
explode
I can only play for 2 days per weekend
im talking about maru 
the curse of not being a neet
edolpxe
(i can only play on weekends as well)
Curse of the employed
theres also upgrades in the smithing table section
nvm we're so back
yum
Tho I have a month off in 2 weeks 
this mf
hm
well i have no idea how to get any of that shit
Imma just get the armageddonium armor
at least 2 of em

wot
yellow armor?
dis ?
Yes
minecraft arg and the terrible effects it will have on The King in Yellow
what minecraft arg
the repairer of reputation?
each piece gives 15-20 max health
you can calculate the armor values into effective hp
and find the optimal mix
etherite best armor in my eyes
maid armor 
Tho yea I might switch to mage
just a damage increase
wtf
rip
on online games my mind just goes "yeah that round will take 20-30 minutes dont go 1 more round"
but in mc i just lose the passage of time entirely
wireless device
look inside
flesh
how does it feel
being a kid again
in 2012
doge is a kid fuck you mean again
or whatever time you started playing
no ?
arent u 20
23
hes older than me
unc status
pyrson is the oldest in the friend group yes?
barely out yo dads balls
hes like late 20s
from ours yes
he said he was around 30
Unc
but oldest in offtopic is either yasu or börka
from youngest to oldest i think its me you sam and then pyr
yall have a friend group? 🥀
or prime yeah
how old is sam?
25
dam
if i rememebr correctly her birthday is comin up
wasnt it the 29th

murica
i didnt notice it was 12am
goofy ass mix
the fucking song is stuck on my head
for the past few days
my curse
bastard

So just Prime Souls beating you up with a soundtrack?
remember when i wrote in the description of war without reason that it was my most ambitious cover? yeah, uhh... this one certaintly tops it.
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CREDITS:
Eggs Toast - L...
happy kutaka day offtopic
https://youtu.be/-ROyBrwcaLU
Been trying out a new snipping tool, K-Snip. It's neat but it's way behind Faststone Capture.
Haven't really found a replacement for Faststone, well worth the $20.
You mean for screenshots?
Mhm.
Tried sharex? It's a free one but it's the one I've gotten used to
I have. It's not as straightforward to use as it hides a lot of functions behind menus. Definitely has more stuff packed in it but it just doesn't 'feel' as good, Faststone is crisp AF.
It's much easier to use. It's also been around for quite a bit, think i started using it in 2005.
K-snip has proven useful for this, lol.
Redownload Battletech
"I should continue my save, even though it's day 1"
80% of the starter mechs require 20+ days of repair and 3/5 of the starting budget
2 pilots, including the self-insert one, are out of commission for the next 100 days
Start first non-tutorial mission with 25% of the budget left
The amount of times I see "break" used when "brake" is the correct word, is staggering
Their good at not using the richt words
@teal spade
I'm was going to say something but decided not to
Applaud my awesome self-control
Relatable
I should play again too
I'm essentially playing for the first time
But managed to get a couple mechs up and running for the first contract
for why
Whaaat? Can't you see im working hard? 
official forest business
Welcome to Battletech, merc work ain't glamorous 
I could've probably done better than "get all my mechs fucked before campaign start"
Also terrible words to say to a first time player tbh
I can't believe arc raiders takes place in italy
no pizza
no pasta
shit italy
oh shit a big black cock
Guys
just getting the outfit
2020 was almost six years ago
the 20's dont exist
i gotta level up more on that event thingie so i can get the credits for it too
samesies

Great year. Public lands felt like private lands during that year, was unlike anything.
jayserpa why you takin your time with the update thats understandable as shit bro
kill that child murdering bastard
sam i think we, the hunter have killed more kids than the pig
given, they're eldritch monstrosities but still
man i wanna drive
but i also wanna do new garn47 update cuz ive been wating on that for a while
Very expensive cock.
i will proceed to start a game that is unrelated to either of these
Oh damn. Was expecting a lot more.
Non-binary monarch
fucking hell
hello all 
@blazing maple
huh
wuh
how

fucking tarkov post man
i didnt even knew you played it
Father Gascoigne down first try
3 parries, 1 oil urn, 4 molotovs, and 1 blood vial later
papa guacamole didnt deserve this
Bro got absolutely manhandled by the hammer
The 400+ damage molotov after I oiled him up right when he went beast mode
they fucking shrunk her
🥀
"Honey I shrunk the offtopica nano-celebrity"
lets shrink dry
Lads it’s only 2 days left, have you survived this month?
Nano?! You mean…….nano machines?!
Why do you struggle with November

Oh yeah what was that?
my skin melted off
and you felt it?
yeah it was pretty nice
I JACKED OFF EVERYSINGLE DAY
okay, that is a weird way of saying how it feels to having their skin melted off
Ehhh ok
I had a dream where a meteor crashed near my home and i got incinerated and felt instant heat then felt cold. Felt too real
If you see on the news that a meteor crashes and killed an entire town then mark my words
I had a dream where I literally was in a yellow school buss and we were on a bridge, a high bridge, with water bellow us and for some reason the buss went literally off the bridge and into the water, so I was experiencing the buss falling straight down to the water
In another dream I was in a car with my family and we like drown right of a cliff and towards a lake or a forest
to many literally's
MF watched Man Of Steel.
I have never watched that movie
Was the bus short?
no it was like a stereotypical yellow school buss
LMAO
I am not Chibi, I am very sane and normal
@heavy junco snek

They remembered the scales on her chest, i'm so normal
would
I think for my next comm i'm gonna get 101ho to draw my persona as a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh with extra arms

cartoon, Dark fantasy. The_Shadow_of_Belmorn (OC univers)
Patreon : https://t.co/f1evM0XAsI
He does good art
peak 40k artist
Oh you got it from them?
Oh reading comprehension
Is gonna be peak tho
Yeah he does CRAZY armor
He's done one of my favorite Daemon Prince Fulgrim pieces
I follow him 
Modern artist revives drapery perspective, Lamia Vtuber shocked
(It is very impressive tho)
Yeah but they do it all
That's a big tongue...
Dude is ultra skilled
Twink skeleton
black cock?
Ah well fuck me I can't find their Daemon Primarch piece
I did find this absolute masterpiece though
That is literally how the mechwarrior universe be, unless you're from one of the big houses you are literal dirt until you make a name for yourself and get decent offers.
If you decide to play expanded mod that adds a SHIT TON of mechs and vehicles you don't even start with a mech 
MAGNUSSSSS
Didn't ask about that but cool
Did everything wrong
I want to see Magnus with a Magnum
Magnus wit da blicky
lemme see
Listen man, I know alot about 2 fictional universes... One of the is Warhammer the other is Battletech, lemme have this

lmao
ig that's Magnus
AI SLOP
Kill cup for possession of ai slop
I think we gotta kill this guy Dry
I mean... Magnus can make himself look how ever he wants 
He can even give himself the eye back if he wants to, he just doesn't
What about your own?

Boring shithole


That being said, no, I don't wanna live in the Warhammer universe 
Worst one to live in
Especialy considering the constant eldritch horrors
Slaanesh is the only cool one but only the hot demon sex shit 

Nurgle is like,you sneez you are a plague victim

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