╟❓general-offtopic

[hexed kernel]

tank busta

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1348112517087367340/1442355678055497830/camellya_truke.gif

[hexed kernel]

kill them

[rocky turtle]

[onyx vigil]

Should I write a love poem to my love?

[real aspen]

where's the vote to "i don't care"

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-23038600

[real aspen]

aint the same

[boreal belfry]

is 32 GB o ram an overkill?

[real aspen]

no

should i

tark

[brisk vessel]

No

[boreal belfry]

tarkov is on steam?

[brisk vessel]

Yeah

[boreal belfry]

since when!?

[brisk vessel]

Uhh like 1-2 months?

[boreal belfry]

64 GB of memory ?!

[brisk vessel]

Well since before 1.0

[sick trail]

[little depot]

i only have 64

i need more

time to dual channel

[brisk vessel]

I have recommended specs and the game still runs however it wants

[green granite]

@little depot can we be bee

pls be bee

[onyx vigil]

https://youtu.be/XmgmLAR5lkI?si=xxg60jH-xor4PDDD

Fucking banger

[little depot]

all bees are female

males get killed

[green granite]

false

[onyx vigil]

anyways should I consider writing a love letter or poem

[little depot]

what are you implying

[green granite]

I know bees

they are dumb motherfuckers

but they are dudes

[little depot]

ive been a professional bee for 60 years

id know

[onyx vigil]

welp considering nobody cares I might as well just do it

[blazing maple]

do it

poems are cool

[green granite]

I don't beelieve this

[brisk vessel]

Since you asked for it, it should be for you

[onyx vigil]

How selfish do you think I am?

[real aspen]

not selfish enough

[onyx vigil]

[real aspen]

i might just go play eldering again

[brisk vessel]

What do you mean by that

[real aspen]

cause fucking hell i cant find any cool games

[onyx vigil]

It’s a joke I was replying to you

[real aspen]

that scratch the classic fantasy exploration and dungeon-raiding itch

[small bane]

Elden ring always a good choice

[real aspen]

i guess skyrim

but uggghhhhh

i dont wanna mod it

[brisk vessel]

Oblivion remastered

[onyx vigil]

I mean I haven’t played much but if it’s on the level or even more as dark souls then yeah it’s pretty good

[brisk vessel]

Or Morrowind with mods

[onyx vigil]

Doesn’t have mod support on console

[hexed kernel]

tamriel rebuilt my beloved

[small bane]

Hit 1k hours recently

[rocky turtle]

try Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

[onyx vigil]

Daaaamn

[brisk vessel]

Oh yeah consoles have mod support

[onyx vigil]

Not oblivion remastered

[brisk vessel]

Damn that's unfortunate

[little depot]

35 achievements

1k hours

😭

[onyx vigil]

Fucking Todd Howard

damn that prick

[brisk vessel]

Yeah tell me about it

[small bane]

Im a sweaty pvp tryhard

Every game

[brisk vessel]

Can't play fallout 4 on unlimited fps

[small bane]

You can

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/arisu-aris-pregnant-blue-archive-gif-15098572066819213302

[onyx vigil]

NANI?!

[small bane]

Just download high fps physics fix

[onyx vigil]

[brisk vessel]

Yeah classic fix their game for them

[onyx vigil]

I mean this is Bethesda we are talking about

[brisk vessel]

Quality assured

[turbid shuttle]

Me when I have a 4090, 9950X3D, 96gb of ram and it still runs like shit:

[small bane]

I mean I don’t remember last time I played a BGS game that didn’t have at least 200 mods they lowkey unplayable otherwise

[onyx vigil]

[turbid shuttle]

[onyx vigil]

Bioshock has like 1 mod I like and it’s called biosec mod

[small bane]

Discord is so shit you block someone on pc they can still reply to you when ur on mobile?

[onyx vigil]

Basically a whole difficulty rebalance mod along with other changes

[brisk vessel]

Which bioshock tho?

[small bane]

Wtf is this shit

[onyx vigil]

1

[brisk vessel]

Ah

I played that one on hard

Wasn't great in mid to end

Enemies tanky as hell and you have to heal constantly

[onyx vigil]

Lol tell me about it, with the biosec mod it’s bloody near damn impossible

[brisk vessel]

Amazing 2 games

Didn't like the third one

[green granite]

I want him aborted by tomorrow

[upbeat verge]

absolutely not

the game is not worth it

how many times

have we fuckign said it

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

ty droon

[little depot]

p;lay arc raiders instead

[upbeat verge]

or isaac

an actually good game

[brisk vessel]

Or anything

[little depot]

play issac raiders

[real aspen]

i will ring my elden instead

[sick trail]

Play Team Fortress 2 :)

[real aspen]

i'd rather kill myself

tf2 is a prime example of what kind of game i actively dislike

[turbid shuttle]

I dont know the context

but go kill yourself!

[turbid shuttle]

I need to sleep

Its 1AM

[real aspen]

that's what they want you to believe

[turbid shuttle]

No I gotta wake up at 6

im fucked

[green granite]

wait

1AM?

oh wait that's true

[turbid shuttle]

[green granite]

you live in Alaska Anchorage

[turbid shuttle]

Not Anchorage but Alaska

and not the archipelago where it gets to even an hour earlier

[sick trail]

Skill issue

Hop on Soldier and shoot floor

[turbid shuttle]

im going bed

[green granite]

Albuquerque?

[turbid shuttle]

i forgot to turn off my pings

imma just uninstall discord from my phone

[little depot]

@turbid shuttle

[hexed stag]

That;s in New Mexico, brotha

[little depot]

puta pendejo actually went to sleep

[hexed kernel]

it's not... it's not shutting down

[little depot]

put a teto plush under the hammer

[green granite]

pendeja, stop disturbing the puta pendejo

[blazing maple]

#needthat

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-pounding-pounding-mochi-mochi-gif-13910141879298613853

[little depot]

Habla me de nuevo y te mostrare el verdadero horror

[sick trail]

Mochi

[green granite]

Muéstrame Dry entonces

[sick trail]

[copper vapor]

fillin up the bingo card

[sick trail]

Jarvis, turn them American

p!translate en Muéstrame Dry entonces

[muted gyro]

Original

Muéstrame Dry entonces

English

Show me Dry then

[hexed kernel]

boat

[copper vapor]

on the contrary

[green granite]

what the

[blazing maple]

you excited for fishin?

[hexed kernel]

no

[green granite]

Sam

who isn't excited for fishing

[hexed kernel]

i don't like fish irl so i don't like it in games either

[green granite]

to be fair fishing in VS is simple

just swim and stab fish

[hexed kernel]

jackpot

[little depot]

nihowdy

konnichiwassup

[blazing maple]

Bingo

[blazing maple]

don't worry bby i'll fish for you

with my big strong arms

[blazing maple]

no they're adding actual fishing

https://fixvx.com/VintageStory_/status/1993264687329243474

Vintage Story (@VintageStory_)

If we add fishing, then we might as well:
-add bait
-add grubs
-add rotten logs to forests where grubs are
-make rotten logs mossy
-overhaul our decor layer system to fit arbitrary 3D shapes w/40+ var. of moss.
#vintagestory #voxelart #voxel #sandbox #survivalgames #pixelart

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 25, 2025, 10:25 AM

[brittle talon]

Yell ever play watch dogs

[green granite]

no i know

im just saying

just stab fishes

[brittle talon]

Oh shit yall talking vintage story

I got that game cause a friend and never played it

[hexed kernel]

[little depot]

many such cases

[little depot]

need

[sick trail]

Yes, I played the intro
I then realised it's GTA/RDR map mission slop

[brittle talon]

I know it’s ass but holy crap the aura

[sick trail]

And uninstalled

[little depot]

the best part of watchdogs is the trailers

[copper vapor]

wd1 is peak

[brisk vessel]

It truly was a bit of disappointment

[copper vapor]

fell off hard after that

[brittle talon]

I like a little bit of just running around with a silenced pistol

[brisk vessel]

Second was pretty alright

[brittle talon]

I was in like second grade when the first game came out so I didn’t have the hype

[little depot]

the plot thickens

[brittle talon]

Tell me why you feel this way

Is it not too repetitive at points

[brisk vessel]

Can knight dunk tho?

[hexed kernel]

winter successfully survived

[brittle talon]

Maybe that’s just cause I’m binge playing it

[little depot]

yeah have you seen his 50 inch vertical

[copper vapor]

what game isn't

[brisk vessel]

No sadly

[copper vapor]

🤮
the whole "cutesy quirky nerdy" aesthetic is disgusting

[brisk vessel]

Fair point, but gameplay was better

I would even say fun

[brittle talon]

I’m too pretentious. I like dark souls and hotline Miami and disco elysium

[sick trail]

What happens to a fandom after 10 years

[blazing maple]

https://arcraiders.com/news/patch-notes-1-4-0

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-sure-jan-sarcastic-brady-bunch-gif-11590179

[brisk vessel]

Still better than whatever FNAF is doing

[sick trail]

Looking at FNAF is funni

[copper vapor]

needs more venator nerfs

[brittle talon]

I’m saying like

Watch dogs has so much aesthetic value

[little depot]

they "fixed" door glitches

[brittle talon]

But gameplay just ain’t yhere

[sick trail]

"I like water and mac and cheese and sometimes a little cola"

[copper vapor]

it'd be so stupidly simple to fix this
just remove the button that opens the door from the inside
anyone getting stuck there and opening a ticket is automatically outing themselves as a glitcher

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

disco elysium is peak

[copper vapor]

I don't remember anything particularly wrong with it
not every game needs to be WOWZORS SO UNIQUE SO INNOVATIVE

even though hacking the city and doing all sorts of shit was pretty... "new"

[brisk vessel]

It should at the very least work

That being said ARK exists

[copper vapor]

it did.

[small bane]

There’s even more snow now, thank god I don’t need to leave the house until Monday

[copper vapor]

I won't dispute the downgrade from the E3 trailers

[little depot]

there are a few rooms you cna get in with zipline from windows

[onyx vigil]

Want to know the best sitcom ever

[copper vapor]

y'all don't have to make up stuff - there's plenty wrong with the game

[onyx vigil]

that 70s show

[brisk vessel]

I don't think anyone is going to dispute that

[onyx vigil]

god damn that’s a good fucking show

[copper vapor]

then get out via the same zipline you got in from

[copper vapor]

just saying - the game had plenty issues. no need to make shit up just to trashtalk it

[brittle talon]

Heh you get the gold for this one kind stranger. You somehow knew that I meant “unknown” instead of “pretentious”

[little depot]

true

[sick trail]

I got reddit gold chat

I'm afraid it's too late

[green granite]

doing this shit again

[copper vapor]

the town hall at buried city doesn't have a button to open the door from the inside, but there's a window you can open on the 2nd or 3rd floor at the back

[small bane]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-bro-hand-on-shoulder-gif-11963500747147243380

[sick trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1015573221942251642.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=Chad

[small bane]

As the local expert this is bait

[sick trail]

They should important Konga from TF2 into ARC

To make it all right

[little depot]

i have better bait but id get nuked by dry if i send it

[copper vapor]

lmao

parallel universe

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-tf2-conga-dancing-gif-22037999

[small bane]

Something something 1984

[little depot]

there are people who are unironically like this

redditors... per usual

[small bane]

What years of tarkov does to a person

[copper vapor]

I bet there are, but this is 100% bait.

Bro wants to troll ingame, he's not gonna revive anyone

[little depot]

dayz*

[small bane]

Also true

[copper vapor]

and using a toro for pvp

[little depot]

its peam

wdym

[copper vapor]

so many better options

even a stitcher

[little depot]

slide shoot dodge roll into shoot animation cancel

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

but the stitcher is also goated

🥀

[copper vapor]

most people don't know

[little depot]

(the kettle is still better)

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

anvil/ferro + stitcher/kettle can take down pretty much anyone

granted u have a functioning prefrontal cortext

[blazing maple]

they have the salsa already

that's enough

[raven swan]

this is some iedy tier copypasta

took a full 24 hours praise the lord it didn't fail

[little depot]

21Mbps

😭

bro is in the trenches

[raven swan]

i'm using a 2010s era belkin usb wireless adapter dongle

[brisk vessel]

Willingly?

[raven swan]

no.

my lan cable died in the six months i was away from home

even though there's no visible damage

[brisk vessel]

Oh, I assume you are somewhere where you can't get new one?

[brisk vessel]

Yeah they tend to do that after few years

[sick trail]

Not quite the same, Sammy Sam-Cow-Sam

[raven swan]

fr

once i start getting paid i'm going full optical

[sick trail]

Get this user DaVinci Resolve

[raven swan]

i say full optical as if i'm making a server farm

it'll just be the single optical cable coming to my pc

[minor badge]

what does that mean

[green granite]

cant tell

if that's PvE fault

[sick trail]

Video editing software

[green granite]

or its just his skill issue

[minor badge]

i didnt edit it i just recorded with obs and sent it there

[sick trail]

Which is scuffed

[brisk vessel]

Yeah that's the point

[minor badge]

bro whats wrong with it

[raven swan]

why is bro now using shadowplay or relive

[minor badge]

i just saw 6 cheaters in two rounds in cs2

[brisk vessel]

Well I don't know since I am at work but clearly scuffed

[brisk vessel]

Surprised it wasn't 9

[green granite]

bruh

[hexed kernel]

in other news the grass is green and the sky is blue

[sick trail]

The fact you recorded a thing and then used another application to record the windows media player instead of cutting a clip out to share is what's scuffed
But it's not a requirement
More of an unsolicited advice

[brisk vessel]

Not at night it isn't

[minor badge]

😔

[copper vapor]

OBS even has a "shadowplay" feature

[minor badge]

bro thats the epoint i cant get higher than 10k last time i was 10k was like several years ago when game came first then everytime i play theres alot of cheaters i just cant win bro

[green granite]

SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRRRR

[hexed kernel]

maybe you should find some other better game to play then

[brisk vessel]

Like tarkov?

[minor badge]

some of them not even trying to hide it and they are mostly retards

[hexed kernel]

like donkey kong bananza of course

[minor badge]

btw wait you might think the second photo is first

its not

bro im deleting cs2 thats it

ima go play cs source

[uneven sapphire]

Mmm bean soup

[raven swan]

uhuh

[copper vapor]

@little depot

[little depot]

?？？？

lmao

[cunning bronze]

Man I woke up craving a fat burger

[onyx vigil]

Was that a heist?

[green granite]

holy shit

[green granite]

yes

[copper vapor]

the forum is always hilarious

there's still people whining about free loadouts

[raven swan]

box label: 7.62 riflr
looks inside
God killing Railgun

[hexed kernel]

evil water

[green granite]

it shoots 7.62 caliber rail

[upbeat verge]

cute

[oak magnet]

canadians are not evil

[oak magnet]

FUCKING FINALLY

BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR IT

[raven swan]

rat didn't do any evil acts, can't conclude that the water is evil

[green granite]

CHOP?????

[oak magnet]

ALSO 40% OFF HANGARS?

and also FUCKING TERRORBYTE AND UPGRADES??

I BOUGHT IT FULL PRICE LAST WEEK

FFS

[upbeat verge]

huge

[oak magnet]

im getting a fort zancudo hangar

another property to my name

[green granite]

@oak magnet help me run more Cayo

🥺

[oak magnet]

I WOULD ACTUALLY

[green granite]

PC?

[oak magnet]

i have 3 hours to kill before my lecture

[oak magnet]

yup

[green granite]

blegh

[oak magnet]

not pc?

[green granite]

maybe not todie

[oak magnet]

fuck

[oak magnet]

nah thats good

[green granite]

no I am on PC

it is 3AM

[oak magnet]

ill be back on sunday on PC then

because im not bringing my laptop to my parents place

but we could do cayo and shit, i even have the casino heist fully prepped but i didnt do it

its the big con gruppe sechs approach

[copper vapor]

what the fuck are people smoking

[sick trail]

They posting anything

[green granite]

Lol

We can 2 ppl that

[oak magnet]

its cash :(

[green granite]

Wdym cash

[oak magnet]

the target

[green granite]

Bruh

[oak magnet]

its very annoying with 2 people only

[green granite]

Not gold

[oak magnet]

yep

[green granite]

[oak magnet]

its the first casino heist on this account

but i used to do it all the time on ps4

[green granite]

I need good cayo RNG

[oak magnet]

also cayo for me is guaranteed not tequila

[green granite]

God help me

[oak magnet]

since its been 72 hours since my last cayo

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-crying-downfall-sad-tears-praying-gif-7785197299162436598

[oak magnet]

found out if u wait 3 days since last cayo, chances of tequila ate 0%

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325482595101708377/1348811735133585448/a33802b75a8c45f07f21868839ff0912.gif

[green granite]

I have been only getting Ruby

And I was constantly doing it

[oak magnet]

necklace is 40, bonds are 40, diamond is 20

[green granite]

Idk how

[oak magnet]

bruh

[green granite]

Bond is awesome

[oak magnet]

with 2 players we can also get the gold and just do submarine entrance

[green granite]

You need one less trip

[green granite]

I hate the inside

[boreal belfry]

fellas

[green granite]

But gold is mullah

[oak magnet]

but better than longfin

[boreal belfry]

is it some kind ooff sub spiece of seals?

[green granite]

To be fair solo longfin is way to make awesome money

Its so easy too

[boreal belfry]

Polymours?

is that walrus sub spiecie??

[oak magnet]

yeah i agree

[quasi wharf]

friend finally started to play cyberpunk and look at his whackass V

[oak magnet]

i wonder if the glitch to break into the gold rooms is still there

[green granite]

The thing I hate is that with 2 people keycard

[boreal belfry]

is that Dr. Hkuse

[green granite]

You are at mercy of RNG for someone to drop a card

[quasi wharf]

no its the leto joker

[green granite]

And when new guard pops in after objective they are likely to run into bodies

[boreal belfry]

Form afsr i ditn zae green hair

[green granite]

Which alert things its annoying

[boreal belfry]

and suit colour reminde dme of doctor house

[oak magnet]

i mean theres one guard as soon as u enter thru drainage that has keycard

and then another keycard in office

[green granite]

The thing I like about Cayo is that when escaping

We can just say "fuck that" and swim aqay

[oak magnet]

nah thats what i always do

never fails if i get on the manchez and drive into the water

plus elite challenge yknow

[green granite]

I always get spotted by rubio heli

So I just run over and jump into water

Its not hard

[oak magnet]

i never get spotted by them, since i take the bike nearby and just drive into water

[sick trail]

Ah
Doom Slayer https://stupidpenisx.com/boomshootart/status/1993739188076978560

Boomer Shooter Art (@boomshootart)

Doom Gal
Female Doom Slayer skin. Now you can play as Doomgirl! Comes in Crash colors from Quake 3.

Doom Eternal mod by @blacklight9699

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 263 🔁 19 · Nov 26, 2025, 5:50 PM

[hexed kernel]

why so thin

i want a muscle mommy

[sick trail]

Time to start your modding career

:)

[hexed kernel]

[onyx vigil]

Hey can we play some gta online later?

[onyx vigil]

Hey can we play like online in 2 and half hour later?

[light monolith]

No

[copper vapor]

"free loadout users shouldn't win against more powerful players"

if you're "more powerful" then why are you losing

[oak magnet]

probably not, i have a lecture at 2pm :(

[sick trail]

Smells like "I didn't like folding to stock P2020 in Apex Legends"

[hexed kernel]

i it FEELS to never ever enter the dreaded steam forums and not expose myself to extraordinary amounts of stupidity:

[copper vapor]

the thread was deleted

probably by the OP himself

truth bomb

[oak magnet]

i do love the module data analysis for the study of international relations

[hexed kernel]

you think valve knew that this will happen when they introduced the points?

[oak magnet]

I LOVE DATA SO MUCH

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hornet-hollow-knight-silk-song-gif-3602449200779206131

[copper vapor]

he just created another thread saying the same thing

[sick trail]

Why u nakey

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-silksong-hollow-knight-silksong-yay-yippee-gif-14666165541001118504

[sick trail]

Folded

Like a napkin

[little depot]

this is the fucking

worst thingive ever read

[brisk vessel]

Free kit should do 2x damage

[little depot]

sure i think most high rarity guns arent worth running rn

[copper vapor]

I'm going to ask this question on ever y thread he opens

and the fostral guy said the exact same thing on his previous thread too

[little depot]

but that has nothing to do with free kits

[oak magnet]

we should give everyone stimulants to weed out the weak from the strong

[copper vapor]

true
a bad gun will perform badly against free loadouts + light shield
a bad gun will perform even worse against custom loadout + light/medium/heavy shield

[little depot]

I think the yellow and purple weapons should be stronger/more viable, but like eventhe difference betwen a lvl1 stitcher and a level 4 is huge

you should NOT be losing anyway

certified skill issue

[copper vapor]

this is particularly hilarious because I did outplay and kill geared players with a free loadout and a stitcher I lmao

[little depot]

a lot of geared players have like zero brains cells

[copper vapor]

and again
I don't shoot first, so every time this happened, I was being shot in the back and had to fight with less shield/health than the other guy

[little depot]

i have fulyy upgraded bobcat i go brrr

WHY FERRO KILL ME

PLS NERF!!!

[blazing maple]

aerodynamic

allows me to sneak up on enemies with ease

[untold spear]

Might hold off on buying my graphics card https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThUNhjblo24

[teal spade]

@untold spear

[untold spear]

[teal spade]

man says he's gay, plays a game that has straight porn

man is lying

[untold spear]

Uh, it's a joke, but ok.

[halcyon fossil]

wth is this logic

[teal spade]

stupid logic, you wouldn't get it

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/ARCRaidersNews/status/1994004008856400089

ARC Radar (@ARCRaidersNews)

Embark wasn’t kidding around when they wrote “a very hot fix for the locked room exploits” 😭

QRT: ARCRaidersNews
In today's ARC Raiders update

The door glitch allowing entry to key-locked rooms without a key and the gun quick-swap exploit have been fully patched.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 18 · Nov 27, 2025, 11:22 AM

lmao if you try to break into a room without a key

this happens

[onyx vigil]

Oh okay sorry

[sick trail]

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6DySrjzr5RJBJZhTRRR85L?si=d324f143fcf6486f
@little depot @oak magnet @oblique belfry @proven tundra one of the most beautiful songs in the blasphemous ost @cunning reef

[copper vapor]

do the rooms still have the button on the inside to unlock and open the door?

[upbeat verge]

you get to the snow levels and that song plays

holy

I need to replay blaspehmous one day

sorrowful be the heart penitent one

https://youtu.be/ctL3SrH1a00?si=7YZDRgUThjD-Xorr

every battle with every enemy felt like a dance in this game
a dance to the death

[blazing maple]

idk maybe?

not sure

[copper vapor]

so you could just hit the button, and walk out with singed hair

[little depot]

singed?

from arcane?

[blazing maple]

just looked it up no you can't press the button on the inside

you're trapped in the hotbox

https://packaged-media.redd.it/ig8wy60r0s3g1/pb/m2-res_480p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1764255600&s=960698f2d6a3f31b28223066b87c043a013a302a

[copper vapor]

excellent

[little depot]

nice

when we open up doors

[copper vapor]

they could've just removed the button and left the exploiter stuck there for the entire match

would've been funnier

[little depot]

we now also have a thanks giving turkey as an extra treat

[blazing maple]

"a christmas miracle"

[blazing maple]

well they described the fix as "A very hot fix"

[little depot]

truly indeed

[copper vapor]

bro opens a ticket
"I'm stuck inside a locked room"

"Oh, so you glitched inside? Thanks for letting us know, your account is now banned"

also

last one I swear

[little depot]

they need to add a battle royal and tdm mode

[pallid sapphire]

[blazing maple]

wave based defence mode against constant arc swarms and modifiers with you and 2 randoms/friends

[real aspen]

mfw

got a call from recruiter

for an application i sent 3 months ago

god i hate this country

[copper vapor]

ok

last one FOR REAL

[copper vapor]

I've seen someone suggest that in the forum

they used tf2 mann vs machine mode as a basis

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-by-daylight-the-animatronic-five-nights-at-freddy's-spring-trap-fazbear's-fright-gif-5200619365706198142

he doesn't know

[blazing maple]

i was thinking more like cod zombies

the longer you last the more loot you get at the end

get points to buy guns or whatever/defences

[little depot]

dudes gotta be trolling right

[raven swan]

for arc?

[copper vapor]

ya

[raven swan]

oh they're already cooking an all pve mode?

[little depot]

💀

he doesnt know

[raven swan]

i in fact do not

[real aspen]

how can anyone be this retarded

[little depot]

?

[real aspen]

god

linkedin should just explode

[little depot]

whats wrong

[raven swan]

this sounds like it was written by ai

[little depot]

it does

it sounds extreme generic opinion

[pallid sapphire]

Arc again?

[raven swan]

fr

[real aspen]

it'd be acceptable 3 decades ago

not 3 days ago

minus the ai i guess

[copper vapor]

unlikely

I'm just memeing on that guy saying "the game will never have pve because it's an extraction shooter"
while tarkov exists

[raven swan]

bro doesn't sound like they have any critical thinking working in that noodle of theirs

[raven swan]

aah gotcha

they'll difinitely be able to push out a pve mode faster than tarkov for sure, their ai work is so robust

if they wanted to

[copper vapor]

They'll probably do it once player count starts dipping

just like tarkov did

[raven swan]

"break glass in case of emergency" aah

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[copper vapor]

good morbing dad

[celest plank]

Borka

I have a total of 5 people that watch those

[raven swan]

good morning dadders

[celest plank]

I am contemplating on not even doing the recap anymore

[hexed kernel]

hai hai

[celest plank]

I dont know if its worth the time

[raven swan]

to the salt mines we go

[raven swan]

the only update would be spicy getting nuked

and iedy pinging everyone

[real aspen]

and me stealing flop's identity

guh

[raven swan]

chat come learn indian phillosophy with me

[real aspen]

Philosophy?

i dont like thing = kill thing

i like thing = keep thing

shrimple

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[hexed kernel]

my sister was really interested in eastern philosophy and religion a couple of years ago

well not a couple more like 10 years ago but still

[raven swan]

what stopped her from becoming a monk in the himalayas

[real aspen]

money

[raven swan]

valid honestly, that shit is fire

[hexed kernel]

unironically this

[raven swan]

[hexed kernel]

she's a space/aerodynamics engineer

[raven swan]

ohwow that's insanely prestigious

[hexed kernel]

meanwhile i never even wnet to college

[copper vapor]

so money shouldn't have been an issue

[hexed kernel]

well you still have to work to earn it you know

[proven tundra]

@hexed kernel

https://youtu.be/DSupQdznjKU

[little depot]

is your sister training to be batman

[proven tundra]

[hexed kernel]

can't really do that in the tibetan mountains

[hexed kernel]

sharpening is cool but i want to be able to actually repair my tools and clothes tbh

and armor

and weapons

[copper vapor]

still in the student debt phase, then?

[proven tundra]

You can repair clothes with tailor ability

I just turn off the exclusive recipes

[little depot]

ive visited tibet a few times

those monks have insane drip

[proven tundra]

So I can use them no matter which class

[little depot]

and they love sneakers

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

vanity is a sin, however

[copper vapor]

basic comforts should not be denied

[real aspen]

fun fact

"Sharpening" armors was a thing

[hexed kernel]

no idea. she lives in Indonesia right now and we see each other only once every few years

[copper vapor]

why would I want to make my armor thinner and easier to penetrate tho

[little depot]

i am vanity incarnate

and for that i repent

[real aspen]

i put in quotes for a reason

but basically, grinding down parts of armor was common, especially plate with joints, stuff has to fit properly

getting rid of sharp edges and burrs

or fixing up nicks and chips if you survived a battle

[copper vapor]

breastplate stretcher from got

[raven swan]

hehe breast

[real aspen]

boobies

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O8YF4j55dw

[thick plover]

nothing since this AI slop yesterday

Im gonna lose my shit

[little depot]

why use ai

[copper vapor]

same here when I wasn't getting skill points for leveling up

[little depot]

I can give you misinformation with love

[real aspen]

kill them

ugh

those types of messages

piss me off

[copper vapor]

always ask "are you sure"

also why does that comic look like it's at least AI-assisted

[proven tundra]

Ur AI assisted
He he he he gottim

[little depot]

eyes and lighting is slightly off

also ai really likes glazing

dunno why

[copper vapor]

ask Grok who takes more dick, Sasha Grey or Elon Musk

[little depot]

NOT THAT TYPE OF GLAZING

but ig youre right

elon is the best backshot taker of all time

[real aspen]

who was the dude that explained how large part of AI confidently giving wrong answers is because the programmers make always be fully confident and unable to say "im not sure"

[little depot]

ai would rather make shit up

than admit not knowing

[small bane]

elon king of backshots?

[little depot]

real

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

me and whom

[small bane]

ill be enjoying my tea while u will be wiped by our ai overlord in few years bc i was a day 1 supporter

[little depot]

💀

[verbal gate]

Call me Johnny Silverhand the way I pull out and leave the girl just lying there

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

johnny does the opposite tho?

bro goes back bothering his ex from 70 years ago

[proven tundra]

This is why I've always said please and thank you to Alexa
Gonna be the last to be enslaved

[verbal gate]

I forgot, when he tried to rescue her the first time, did he at least leave with her body or just left it there after pulling her connection?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/am-i-have-no-mouth-and-i-must-scream-am-ihnmaims-am-hate-hate-speech-gif-1392574611171398983

[little depot]

johnny is an extremely unreliable narrator

[copper vapor]

art does imitate life

[thick plover]

time to try dx11

[little depot]

canonically thats not even what happened

[little depot]

art feeds itself data generated by other art to create abysmal dogshit

[copper vapor]

inb4 some chud says you're already a slave because you use manners on a robot

[little depot]

tf is a chud

[boreal belfry]

birbs

[little depot]

chad's distant cousin or something?

[proven tundra]

My manners

[proven tundra]

Sewer dwelling flesh eating mutant

[little depot]

soo

rats?

[proven tundra]

Or Finnish/Baltic peoples

Or far right losers

Are the three definitions I know

[little depot]

huh

i see

[rocky turtle]

jolly rat

[proven tundra]

[hexed kernel]

zero thoughts behind those eyes

[proven tundra]

Love the eyeliner

[raven swan]

murder demons

[hexed kernel]

tacticool balaclava

i should make a gun

at least a wheellock pistol

[proven tundra]

Post cool pictures of you with your gun and giant pile of metal ingots

[hexed kernel]

gotta make those ingots first

[proven tundra]

[hexed kernel]

i used them all for the armor 😭

[proven tundra]

I believe in you

[copper vapor]

but then he'll become the "me when I have to post gun pictures because I have no personality" kinda guy he hates

[proven tundra]

[hexed kernel]

a fate worse than death

[arctic flicker]

Interesting looking new set

[thick plover]

on dx11 i also le crashed

man fuck unreal engine

[hexed kernel]

[obsidian sun]

kruglov....

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

literally just piece of shit asshole fucking engine

that has games crash on my pc

and no other game has crashed

[rocky turtle]

[arctic flicker]

If I get the last raider tokens from the raider deck I can get the suit itself, but do I wanna do that

[sick trail]

What's that?

👂

[obsidian sun]

a scientist

[sick trail]

Hmm

[raven swan]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@obsidian sun

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[raven swan]

dry might forgive you but i wont

[thick plover]

kind of crazy when I think abt it

[raven swan]

[thick plover]

spend 700 euros on PC

[obsidian sun]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/917997720801771520/1387515605003014348/hitler_fun.gif

[thick plover]

PC runs arc raiders but it crashes in the span of 5 minutes

[copper vapor]

zamn
adding new paid cosmetics before fixing the game
fatshark moment

[hexed kernel]

😭

[arctic flicker]

just gonna save my tokens for another day, my project will be done in the future anyway and we should get some unique cosmetics for it

inb4 its just another keychain

[hexed kernel]

can you earn premium currency by just playing the game in arc though?

[little depot]

meow

[little depot]

yes

[hexed kernel]

damn

[arctic flicker]

yeah so far, 1K earnable with both raider deck and event

[hexed kernel]

fatashark should play a little bit of arc and learn some things then

[copper vapor]

yes. that's not the point

[little depot]

wtf vita carnis i sliterally just undertale

[copper vapor]

next you'll say "cosmetics are optional bro"

[little depot]

i want my money back

"NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME" the seven benevolent black balls:

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-narzissenkreuz-narzissenkreuz-ordo-seymour-genshin-impact-please-take-your-medication-gif-469843775001682828

[hexed kernel]

oh come on i'm not *that* stupid

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer-buzzer-sound-buzzer-jarvis-play-the-extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer-sound-jarvis-gif-4937353270264763123

[proven tundra]

Cosmetics are not optional
I'm wearing my crazy cat dude socks rn

[little depot]

fire

drip is mandatory

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

ratdad feet?

for free?

[proven tundra]

Tis the season

[little depot]

tism the season

[copper vapor]

IT'S THAT MEME

@carmine laurel pls send the sticker

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-works-for-me-meme-engineering-dvd-gif-27508941

[proven tundra]

Gotta pay for the socks to come off

[little depot]

awww man

[onyx vigil]

So lads whatcha gonna do today?

[little depot]

sleep

goodnight

[proven tundra]

Drink coffee

Eat ice cream

[onyx vigil]

Good night

[proven tundra]

Nap

[onyx vigil]

I might drink a cold one soon or probably right now

[copper vapor]

dude with this pfp, this banner and this username calling others weirdos

[little depot]

rawr

[rocky turtle]

[onyx vigil]

Ahhh mariestads

Anyways do you guys wanna talk about guns?

or gta online?

[timid hollow]

reminds me of something i realized yesterday

people with profiles like this are what i want in cs matches

i realized russians with anime profiles are way better at the game than normal drunk russians

turks are just bad all the time

[little depot]

😭

[hexed kernel]

@oblique belfry is this true?

[timid hollow]

[sick trail]

@oblique belfry come CS2 ranked with me

[proven tundra]

A fate worse than death

[timid hollow]

i wouldnt play with doge even if he payed me money

i cant stand playing with everyone in europe except germans or brits

one more guy getting a 1 kill clutch and you hear the whole inet cafe cheering and im gonna kms

[proven tundra]

I had fun playing WoT with sparter and un0
And dune with grim and Shiyon

[sick trail]

Oh don't worry, I play at home with 80-120ms ping

[proven tundra]

Normally I play solo tho

[obsidian sun]

we have one of those here

[sick trail]

I cannot hit the broad side of a barn

So I pull the rest of my team down to silver 1

[real aspen]

this stupid ass is giving us degenerates a bad image

ugh

kill yourself

[proven tundra]

I hate it when I use the "let's team up" emote in ARC by mistake and the person is like okay!

[timid hollow]

its not about doge

[proven tundra]

And then I feel obligated to walk around with them

[timid hollow]

its more about the turkish servers being terrible

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

people have no common sense and the ping is miserable

everything above 50ms is a form of torture

[real aspen]

...

gex

[quiet yew]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-linus-linus-tech-tips-sniffing-smelling-gif-25918603

[real aspen]

kindly die

[proven tundra]

I don't mind 100-150

[real aspen]

i grew up with 100ms MINIMUM

[timid hollow]

so you grew up shit and i didnt

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

bad for oyu

[real aspen]

usually 150-200, sometimes 200+

and did well in fast paced and competitive games with that

[quiet yew]

for most of my early childhood I had NO internet

[proven tundra]

Playing Quake 2 MP or original TF mod with dial up was an experience

[real aspen]

same

not even a phone

[quiet yew]

we got it when I was like idk 11-12

[real aspen]

we got it around, i think, when i was 9, but only to one pc, no wifi

[nocturne aurora]

alkoholfrei jap not beer

[quiet yew]

that I did have
but purely for calling
cuz it literally couldn't do anything else

[proven tundra]

I got a cell phone in 2001
When my wife was expecting our first daughter

[real aspen]

got wifi only around 15yo i think

[quiet yew]

damn

[timid hollow]

because nobody could actually register hits on you

[real aspen]

sounds like skill issue

[quiet yew]

I LOVE spies in TF2 that have a poor internet connection

[timid hollow]

its not like it was a deed from you, its known that a 90ms is like a hack in cods for example because you will hit stuff but people wont be able to hit you

like people actually stressed their inet to get such pings in cod back then

[proven tundra]

The guys on T1 connection with 5-10ms ping back in the late 90's were basically cheating

Vs dial up plebs

[quiet yew]

5-10ms in the 90s?

how

[proven tundra]

T1 were basically the connection going out from the isp

So they were right there lol

[quiet yew]

[timid hollow]

i had a 5ms ping for some years in cs

[proven tundra]

1.54 Mbps back then was god tier

[timid hollow]

but then we switched provider and now its like 20-29

[proven tundra]

Vs 128kb max

Also T1 connection was guaranteed maximum speed and uptime

Very steady

[onyx vigil]

Hållkäft det är gott

plus jag måste ha ID för att skaffa det

[real aspen]

ping is mostly a distance thing now, server hardware dost matter much unless there's huge load

like

fiber optic is standard here, you cant even get copper or landline internet anymore

but doesnt mean shit if nearest server is half a globe away

[proven tundra]

Ye
I was getting 100-120 from east coast NA to Amsterdam

[rocky turtle]

pizza time

[hexed kernel]

bon appetit

[real aspen]

i'll be your pizza :3

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-shocked-flushed-emoji-bulge-gif-13453265469293589998

why's there a g

guh

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-basado-g-esqueleto-gif-15836989858616789549

[copper vapor]

I hate being bored at work

[cunning bronze]

Done - BG3 Durge Ending (evil) spoilers

[hexed kernel]

soooo when will it get warm again

i thought winter was over

[onyx vigil]

Gta online loading takes like 5 years, at that amount of time I would have a kid already with another one arriving soon

[flat violet]

Never

[hexed kernel]

😭

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

3 most wanted things on my wishlist rn

[wet iron]

[proven tundra]

wonder how long Dandelion Void will be in EA hell for

[hexed kernel]

i somehow forgot about dark heresy even though i beat rogue trader this summer

dementia

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

as long as it's not some weird shit like "weather control facility" crap from RA3

[real aspen]

sorry i ate the sun

[proven tundra]

all I want for xmas is

release dates

[real aspen]

your colony will freeze to death

[proven tundra]

anyway morning chores done
time to LINGGANGO

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/taiho-shichau-zo-teehee-anime-youre-under-arrest-ova-gif-21342147

[proven tundra]

OH CRUEL FATE

Minecraft auth servers are down

[real aspen]

my prayers worked

[rocky turtle]

one is drone station and other one is excavation station

not only excavation station can deal massive damage its can send unit right after strike there

[oblique belfry]

buh

[oblique belfry]

no thank you i already got my weekly drop

[real aspen]

@oblique belfry hi

[oblique belfry]

yep

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

HAAAAAAAANK

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

hi

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/konata-konata-izumi-yipee-woo-yea-gif-14442947179583214409

[oblique belfry]

O

[proven tundra]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

wha happen

[proven tundra]

Minecraft auth servers are down

[oblique belfry]

[arctic flicker]

apparently the rooms have burners in em so anyone glitching gets roasted

[oblique belfry]

yep

just saw it

[arctic flicker]

would be funny seeing some extra loot

[copper vapor]

yep

legit key users will now find charred loot piñatas inside the rooms

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2GDWnaP7f1Y?si=sh6m8CjNKHTXwvNl

[proven tundra]

Gonna play Shadow Empire instead

what planet type chat

(except cerberus)

(I hate cerberus)

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

@rocky turtle pick a planet

or else

also these types

[hexed stag]

Medusa

[rocky turtle]

morgana

[hexed stag]

oh wait

Morgana

[proven tundra]

very good

low key my favorite

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

this is new

[hexed kernel]

[proven tundra]

BING BONG BING BONG

my body is ready

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GpNX-UqVpGI?si=_ggfjJck1eM_JohE

wtf

apparently you can play as drones when you die

on ror2

[proven tundra]

very good almost earth (aside from the dryness)

[real aspen]

whar's that

[proven tundra]

Shadow Empire

planet generation

[hexed stag]

Woah screenshot spam

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/p34r0lIKeuE?si=tmuivDd251JoSs2O

average stella montis run

[copper vapor]

LMAO

I never got that much pvp in stella

only went there 5 times tho

ish

[real aspen]

looks like one of those games where i'd spend more time on character/world creation than on actually playing

[proven tundra]

Carbonwaste

Appropriate name

[hexed kernel]

for shame

[restive bear]

Ayo my warframe's holding his elbow

[proven tundra]

He's only 19, give him time

[oak magnet]

i hate bus drivers who ignore me

the ones that see me runninng and wait for me are nice

[real aspen]

why is your drifter so swole

[timid hollow]

[restive bear]

Fuck ass drifter fashion is weird

Like a good outfit is locked behind plat I don't wanna pay for that

[copper vapor]

@turbid shuttle https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678717941880979467/1442802505150107801/Nowweretalkinghorsepower_83e703_11222608.mov?ex=6929650b&is=6928138b&hm=14b0e2e63b0644d1f2d0f38248bbd5800feaa73c80ea63f1a2c2c078ebe9680c&

[proven tundra]

That's an unfortunate acronym for their faction

[copper vapor]