#╟❓general-offtopic
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THATS WHAT I BEEN DOING

only time i get a win is if im near a building
because i just kill the rocketeer
so it cant harass me
but thats not every game
STUDYING
cuz im losing focus 
I'm in the middle of a wakfu dungeon so I'll only go in later. if I finish this fast enough lmao
exam in 2 weeks
i just feel like you over estimate a new player's skills of evasion
mate i still press space to dodge

"new player"
its gonna be a whole ass week
i learned to stealth on day 2
how tho
Hope you ace that shiz 
i crouch and these fuckers see me
even tho im behind cover
do you not see their fucking blue eye sights
i don't see the point in linux other than having "i use arch btw" on your grindr bio
like
thanks for reading my blog

see this is where shit goes south
usually yellow go red on rocketeer and i just die, thats my issue
(or i run out of stamina for dodges)
depends what happens first

OH WAIT theres a wildcard option too
if im lucky, there is a big piece of cover
and i can just hide behind it and begin killing it
or a building
-# brother you dont have to kill it oh may gaaaawwwdd 
also i love bringing a defib into my games, then never getting a chance to use it, because either A. no one dies or B. i die

if you're solo it's just not worth it lol
i DO if i want access to a place its guarding
imagine you revive someone and they shoot you as soon as they get up lmao
which i usually do at container storage or that place near it
control tower
that on
one*


i wish i had cash to actually buy things at black friday
Muneh

me too
in 2023
how much?
back in 2019
Does this mean doge will upgrade pc through black Friday 
2.5k lira but back then 1 dolar was like 5 liras
The prophecy
with what
i got 0 moneh
i got 14k lira but i can barely buy a mobo with it 
turkish
You have two ways to make money right now, and it just so happens the two things are inside your body 
dark ages is a 10usd game for me
💱 1 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 42.47 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:
Dark ages imo was meh
At least it wasn't 100 USD at launch
The lack of glory kills kinda sucked 

mick gone too
That too
that's hardly what made new doom new doom tho
unacceptable
first ever black week on steam
Arc Hit Contract irl is crazy
bokbok
Shit 50 bucks is 50 bucks
🥀
Good game 


ooohh

2013 game : 40 to 15 bucks
2018 game : 60 to 15 bucks

why tf is it on sale 🥀
new vegas + all dlc for $10 is a great deal
the best 10 bucks can buy
wtf why is it so cheap
nvm 2.63

love how they are giving their main franchises 50-75% sales
but starfield ? 40%

yay I'm lagging
bald
I GOT THE TOASTERS
MADS MIKKELSEN
lets go

winning
bruh
that does not look like mads
@marsh cargo
ok now its just those little flamethrower dudes
i need them
for the little part
burner thing
it works in percentages you dumbass
add regional pricing to the mix
?
Yeh they give a lot of stuff around this time
You can still get it
deserved for wanting to play retarded dogshit
anyways
@copper vapor you still wanna go ?
otherwise imma go mc for 1-2 hours then mirmir

Me doing Cayo Perico for 1000th time
i do 
aight no problemo
well will it take long ?
if its just 5-10 mins i can just wait in the lobby
yes 
in a dungeon, gonna take at least 30 min 
dawg fiending for shit to do
home building / fighting / looting whatever
well i still feel bad for ditching him today
dw i too would avoid me
even though i played mc for 5 hours
when he joined

i could go league arena 
with the new champ
for fucks sake you guys gonna keep doing that until i play with yall at least once huh ?

fuck it then
aye sir
get yo ass on arc
doge + azu + atrox
azu im giving you this chance because we are both awake for once
and i still got 2 hours left
im employed
oh i already loaded into game XD

go play with atrox
I GO TO WORK
me neither we both unemployed
IN 20 minutes
i just realized im not feeling social
why in the FUCK are you doing this whole ordeal when you S T I L L dont have the game downloaded
i thought u meant mc
work laptop
lmao
🗿
i promise
im going league
me and the boys
nvm i will join you instead
???
Bro does not check steam or discord activity
he's not a stalker like you

trvth nvke
The concept of a Soulsborne player having a better understanding of Alatreon's fight than half the MHWorld playerbase
QRT: Dankness01
I heard a lot of people call this fight bullshit and it turns out he is literally the most fair fight in the whole game, genuinely pretty much flawless mechanicallyWhat suprised me the most(so far at least) is how clean his hitboxes are and how GIGANTIC his moveset is
!topic
@copper vapor
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

birb didnt play arc for so long that he is not even showing at "recent list" anymore 
Dude

i havent played for a week lmao
@timber oxide i feel like yesterday's pc fuckery increased my mc performance

do you know the fact that when you end the task "explorer.exe" it restart itself ?
now I kinda regret not saving all my air humidifiers to make the improvised flamethrower
yes
taskbar
I used to have a shit pc and explorer would freeze constantly 
yeah when i did it last night it didnt restart

the taskbar was just G O N E
being unable to create the "fieldcraft" items in base is stupid
that happens quite often in w11
well its called fieldcraft not base craft
time to send doge 12 files laced with wannacry

yea but if you can make an improvised flamethrower with nothing but your hands
why can't you make it at base with a workbench and tools at your disposal

how many technicians does it take screw in a light bulb?
I almost never find lootable trash bins

something ever happens
When cremation and burial are too expensive, but you can’t leave it there.
#memes #rimworld #funny
"cremation (go green environment)"
wat

Win+r explorer not sure if it needed .exe behind it
Sell em 
Probbly
pet food
@oblique belfry help
igot 38 dices 
I just used 72

Me checking nvidia folder and it freeze "oop here it goes again"
I now have permanent regeneration, fire resistance, invisibility, 3 new cores, and an army of raptors
Oh an my armor has curse of binding
eternal binding too 
Hold up I think I can remove it
if you are talking about disenchant book you need to offhand the item
which in this case you cant 
No you don't
wdym you dont its literally on the description of the item
Reading comprehension worthy of an offtopicer
🗿
why i syour ui so big
It worked
Bro I'm playing on my laptop
hmm
Any smaller and I can't see
tft ?
arena
wait what was pandoras box
turns all of ur augments into random prismatics
wtf
including itself

this is peam
Aldrich time
COCK
Smh sam talking on company time AGAIN
also finally someone playing WWM in chinese
GODSPEED SPIDERMAN
i fucking love CaveMan
actual demon
best arc player
i will fight
that dude just got me the venator blueprint, an osprey, and a few other neat gadgets
for free

I on break
Me riding rocketeer and playing the flute pretending I’m seraphine
Osprey and hairpin my fav
i like osprey
Oh and torrente
its fun
Bus engines and truck engines
Aldrich dead
ah you got anything for the sentinel firing cores? 
Kill sentinels
They’re the railgun turrets
cant find sentinels, and all the couriers are shid
Skill issue
I will not tolerate courier slander
They’re mostly on hightpoints or building houses overhangs
every surveyor vault I got was from couriers 
but if it would gimme some cores, id love them
where tiddies
real and true (rip thurston) anyways, i guess im just gonna look for sentinels and couriers
I blame the slug
i been playing spaceport
sorry removed it
💨 💨 💨 👃
Smell that? Thats || skill issue ||
no go wonder my raider. Find those sentinels 
no, thats your sweaty aura, you fat tub of lard

in all seriousness, thanks i guess
Wow, blocked smh

ok
worth it for the cheap shot ig

cant win em all
imma go night raid to see if more sentinels
hopefully i dont get smacked
(i think he actually blocked me
uh oh)
is what it is i suppose
Not a terrible deal not the best either
Also dont you have a 4070 or something
I do have 4070 Super yes
Fellow super enjoyer 
My desktop also has 4070 Super 
Is that Dofus
FUCK
You know
i hate rocketeers, im trying to extract
and literally cant hide or fight
or i cant extract
like 3 min left and its like 300m
You can find one for like 3 dollars
im not gonna sugar coat it
press alt and sprint
already did
it was in the open and there was a solid 100 meters to cover
ran out of stam

u dont have the after a dodge roll sprinting doesnt take stamina skill?
rip
kettle is goated
at max upgrade
no? where is that?
and with decent attachments
yellow tree
oh. i need 2 more levels
ffs
i was already heading for that skill
and i just dont have enough points
the other yellow skills past that point doesnt seem worth
im gonna rush security breach next
the only one worth seems to be the dodge roll stamina cost decrease
otherwise mid
or bad
any possibly the one that makes the dodge further
but not really
i think the cost is more important
i have a few points in both
people shoudl slide and dodge roll a lot more
(if you wanna be a cod sweat that is)
i do dodge roll
or you can roof camp with an osprey on space port
but i dont slide much
i hate those mfs
i died to one and maru had to extract with my shit
i love space port, i love osprey, but i am NOT doing that
Love how non supers were 50%more expensive than super models atleast here
1500 for 4080 and 1000 for super version, biggest fuck you from nvidia
thats for baby ass losers 
kettle has a ttk of about 0.9 seconds if you can hit all your headshots
i could also just snipe players while im on the ground, you know? XD
while moving, like a little garden snake
i did it earlier with ferro, same idea but less scummy because im not on a roof, im just sneaky


also the instant smoke augment i hate it so much
i mean if you cant spot me running through the trees before i snipe you, its on you dawg

not like im actively crouching up to a sniper perch, nah im just booking it to get an angle
You son of a b-
how it looks when a space marine grabs a tau 
fucking me when i get you
40k brain
i see that
i know thats terraria
i just say hes blue and he looks tiny in that image
therefore its about the same

I can NOT fucking find snitches at buried city night raid
everyone's shooting them down I guess lmao
the formidable day raid
theyre everywhere
wait im going buried city night raid
but im here for sentinels
slide accross a corner with il toro/anvil/ferro and the dodge roll back into cover
works every time
lol
some asshole shot me at the metro before the train arrived
I scared him off, got into the train, started the evac
and he started screaming in vc asking me to wait for him
yea right
what evac?
northern metro
also the town hall was empty, either someone killed it, or its just not there on my server
so i left
ANOTHER ROUND
we go again
actually nevermind i want to get up in the morning
responsible decision making
10:30 is late enough when im waking up at 5

itd be funnier if the bayonet was also a bad dragon
If I ever reuse this meme I'll take notes
i expect 600 thousand pounds for the idea and then 500000 million in royalties
Sometimes i wake up and hear kings playing
KILL HIM KILL HIM GET THE NOSE ON HIM SHOOT HIM
gotta purify that crimson before it spreads

I can't sleep at work 
Though I wish I could
oh shit i forgot timezones were a thing
You can
Cordis Die
@sour rivet I just finished placing 2k blocks of dirt
Call you joe dirt
Hah hah hah
o

Is this doge luck again
Just gonna start calling it doge luck
Shit he does and gets transcends streamer luck
You be what?
in nether
@copper vapor
That's what happens when you profen in hell

anyways gonna let pc be afk for few mins this time
before shutdown
5 min is prolly
enough. oki time for mirmir

I found this old screenshot of my creative genius in 2022 
isnt that kiryu?
Yes
linux mint isn't so bad to be honest but i still think there's hardcore negationism involved in saying you gain functionality by switching over from windows
like yeah it's usable but you have to go through a shit ton of hoops to get something to work kinda like you'd expect it to
in the most newcomer user friendly distro possible
idk what that is i'm on mint
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it's a shame that the only archival of this mashup is on 480p
We also had him next to our medbay in Space Engineers 
fuck dude i want to play guitar but cat momma decided to post up in my room with her babies
"It's a shame I don't get paid for a model I created"
and now i can't be noisy
what
It's a joke
About fair use applying
As long as he ain't getting paid they can buzz the fuck off
Car mom 
I just see this transitioning into that one where the car flips into a picnic
fak it, imma test native 4k tarky 
Yep.
||The original plot was supposed to be that she would fight against tony in court and she would have a much bigger storyline than this, but the actor passed away||
||If you paid attention, you could have seen that shit CGI scene with her lmao||
GOUMANG
hear me out
Chicken legs
You can perform this lecture in DMs
💱 1,300,000 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 14,210.74 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:
damn
Maru you do not need a УАЗ
But I do
Time to go serve and steal one

I rather buy one
why are you buying a GAZ van
need this
mfw i post the skeleton of chat revival
Whoa did you see that
👀
his bone was out
His funny bone
the wind has knocked my power out twice
weather channel says 27 mph gusts but my house creaking suggests otherwise
yo guys theres some fuckass wolf blowing on someones house
It’s cool
Weird thing happened tonight
drive fast die fast
Going that fast period is a great feeling
On a bike tho
entirely different
The adrenaline rush is fucking insane
I wanna try driving a tank
Woke up from feeling like someone moved a hand down my leg
especially the WW2 one
But I sleep alone
maybe that's my only reason to travel to Florida
to be able to ride in a Sherman for like
200 dollars?
Its cool as fuck
Other then escaping cali
Even if its temporary
let's not bring that back
I am trying to think about more positive things
and also it gets old very fucking quick
#🎪bruh-fart but it do be AI slop
Gentildonna the race honse is dead
Offtopic is brainfart but worse because I can talk here
baro beber
I want to guh someone
what would happen if you got Brainfart Reject and Brainfart Exile at the same time

Mute
This should be how it works tbh
I need some alcohol
@frank hearth @frozen void the fuck were they doing there

"This is Master Lock model 830. You can unlock it with a Master Lock model 830"
now thats a good video 
Or a romanians fingers
fucking thing
No lock is stoping a Romanian
still find it weird how people get pickpocketed
they must have some really loose pockets
and no awareness of their surroundings
Seb does not believe in misdirection
You underestimate how retarded 99.5% of the world is
Can we banish all Bavarians to Bulgaria
I fuck with Saxony tho
For the most part
for example, if someone somehow bumps into me, I'm not just going to ignore them, im gonna look, move my body a bit, and check my pockets, and then do the "we alright" hand rise thing
also i keep my wallet in a buttoned, tight pocket
on the front
like why the fuck do people keep valuables in back pockets
so many times i see their wallets and phones and random papers be mostly exposed, barely hanging on
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Smol RS6
wallets on the front is a different kind of paranoia, something that i am happy i'm not alone for doing
We need RS6 sedan
Ive always kept my wallet in my front pocket
hurts to sit on a wallet doesnt it
im not even paranoid, i have like, 20$ in there, and no bank cards or anything. just seems like logical place to keep it
then again i have cargo pants so i have an abundance of pockets if i need them
I wear regular straight cut and carpenter jeans. Only ones that are comfy on me
I never understand people who wear skinny jeans
Looks like it hurts
they're not fatasses like us 😔
Even when i was skinny back in ye olden days I wore straight cut
hell I only wear sweatpants to bed, chillin at home, or in the gym
Ever go out into public for any other reason or doing anthing else its jeans
by jeans you mean the blue ones, or is it like here where "jeans" means any kind of more rigid and inflexible pant (compared to sweatpants)
Then again I grew up in a neighborhood comprised of miners, construction workers, that sort
Yes

I have work pants
Then I have my day to day jeans which are just regular denim pants, I think 2 pairs of blue and one in black
and then 1 pair of black work jeans and 1 pair of le blue
A phone in my pocket is the most I'll keep, anything else and my thunder thighs threaten to eradicate the blood flow to my legs



wait
wrong one

There we go

I mean like actual jeans
like traditional jeans
Demins if you will
havent worn denims is years
Hell I even have a pair of starched denims
Denim is my go to
I can tell you would hate starched jeans tho
Going to get takeout 
Them bitches stand up on they own

quite the opposite, i like rigid clothing
Be careful of Indian food

Oh nice
i should get up to no good
Anyway currently i just have 2 pairs of cargo pants (normal ones, not the stupid baggy "fashion" shit), 1 pair of nice dark denim that i haven't worn in several years, 2 warm sweatpants, 1 medium, and 2 shorts
Bro my just "casual" outfit is
Jeans, like actual jeans, denim
Generic t-shirt or polo
hoodie, current one is a buffalo bills hoodie I got about a year ago
work jacket over if its cold enough, or ill just wear the jacket
work boots, because they are literally like the only shoes I have outside of dress shoes and gym shoes
Its whats comfy on me
whatre u planning white girl
Become a billionaire and build nuclear power plants
Fasion is dead, where what you want
don't listen to dry, become a coal baron



dry exile borka for the remainder of the day


smh
shes playing arc raiders ALONE
SHES NEVER GONNA PLAY IT WITH ME AGAINN!!!
SHE HATES MEEE

you don't raid the arc hard enough for her
least needy brib
she wasnt raiding either
I HATE HER!!!
great now he's, uhhhhhhh

what's the word for yandere but more murdery
also look at this LOSER who spent 20 DOLALRS on a cosmetic
hii chat :3

@real aspen
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okay takeout time bye chat
i know some of you people would not have cared about horses in the slightest if not for that horse gacha game 
have a nic eone
i was just thinking that

why are you in my head
@sick trailhes fitting in pretty well
oops sorry 
the poop role pipeline 
I have yet to see Borka not being racist
it's just Borka being Borka
i have yet to see him be likeable

Yes 
Ethically sourced from a moderator's (Falco) Twitter account?
ethically?
anywya doesnt seem like he wants em
Gets plenty from iedy tbf
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never know this becomes a game
that is pretty cool
you got my attention
raari dzma momesalme mainc
idk he seems chill
speed
i met a nice man and did the fort basement with him
we kissed
i'll always remember him
the plot thickens
she already took my fucking lane minions in the divorce last year
anyway meh rewards
become?
always has been
anyway im divorcing her again
Might send these two to DMs as well 
im taking half of what we own
PUSSY?
plink
was gonna say you cutie patootie
i hate this fucking place
Xal
then why come here
you hate everything

we know
dry you should give xal exile so he doesnt accidentaly click on this channel
for his health or somth
it's not weird
Sorry, we don't have Tarkov exile
then make one
Na
lazy mod
true
I wonder what food I should sell in my fast food restaurant
fatass
yet you seem drawn to it like a fly is to feces
yes
i want to be a cute necromancer 😔
theres is literally nothing stopping you
the laws of society
what laws is there against necro mancy
what about neck romance-y

what are you a vampire
sign me up











