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"how can you tell this was written by AI ?"
"nobody in this current age speaks like that"

The british people:
@oblique belfry we dripped the FK OUT

What is with that yee yee ahh haircut
he listened to lamar
eat sand
Thank you to the people who helped me get to the appropriate channels. 👍 Your life is no longer forfeit.
imagine not using character's default appearance smh
I dont
I change to suit if they change to some other clothes
I wanna look professional
while I...murder cops 
that is just a normal ass formal suit
yes
but it looks nice
compared to the other clothing options
I don't love the red laces, but rest is decent
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Close enough. Welcome back, Manhunt
also why does everything in the timesplitters remaster trailer look so GLOSSY
reminds me of rise of the triad 2013
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doing atv raes
races*
theyre fun
though honestly franklins ability should be disabled during any of the races
drive around as frankin in desert
stumble upon bank robbery and police shootout
go to them
steal 2 suitcases worth 10k dollars
drive off
@oblique belfry @proven tundra @obsidian sun
franklin casually defying physics 

Trevor is just angry
trevor is just balkan

@copper vapor holy fuck
this shit is super easy

1 first wave drone gives you 800 points at night / storm
and small wasp ones count too
medium ones also give you 800


got trigger nade bp too 

ok

send me your route later 
oh shit 
oh shit forgot a path hold on
average evening stroll
The what
I don't even know what I want
there fixed
Mbo what the FUCK do you mean timepslitters remastered
I'd like a tier 3 looting pack that isn't the default one
or just a blaze nade
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Tactical pack my beloved
Oh that's a fan game

It's been in development hell for like 10 years
I have that crap too
Thas still cool

I'm still gonna kill you
I love shitting out a smoke cloud when my shields break
Sighhh more waiting for future perfect on pc..
shooting a dinky ass camera makes it burst into flames with screenshake?!
why the fuck

michael bay
bayu
bro on the grind already
BORN ON THE BAYU
dude i just wanted to get a score info
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Bayou Country
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Producer: Saul Zaentz
Composer Lyricist: John Fogerty
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Speed runner smhsmh
penthouse pauper is better btw
Don't you got OTHER things to do

Like mine craft or giving me pacificbdriv tips
shut up betrayer
you still refuse to trio with us
shoo
Ok but atro tried to make me leave you guys
for what
AND MOST OF THOSE TIMES I WAS WITH SAM
I will trio with you 
I HAD A GOOD REASON
does pyrson have arc raiders
He kills people

so do you
Nuhuh
I don't, but it's not a problem
cue that scene where you domed a guy from 250m
I DOWNED him
I'm thinking of using my bruce wayne levels of money in arc to just spam hullbreaker for the "damage rocketeers" and "damage ground-based arcs" ones
still got him killed
He prov survived

I wonder if I could hit a snitch with the hullbreaker
only have tier 2
I have that in my Ferro IV
Tier 3 makes the gun break faster
Post the pog rat for me
Ghost from Starcraft type shi


Give me your learnt bps and I will trio
nay
I need to get a pog emote of my kobold
want stock ? 
You will wake up with your entire body circumsized
least normal halloween episode
He didn't deserve this
I keep thinking of the clip where pops is thrown into a closet and it disappears
"After pride month"
ok im on pc so i can fucking type good now
word
i hate when i take a free loadout and its stitcher or kettle
because what the fuck am i gonna do about arcs
Die
dont take it then
run away
go nakey
womp womp get good then
cant really extract when i run from it
yes you can


because even when i was 1st timing the game
go in circles
i never had that issue
dodge roll
shoot weak spots
ok so basically, the rear rotors are away from me, and ther front ones are in the fucking way
because hes on my level
im actively unable to see past the fat front ones
just shoot the body then 
both has 20 ammo
it more then enough
to shoot em down
just dont miss
3 levels of insanity
alright, time to arc again
elysium ?
alright then, i always thought that wouldnt work

but i guess i will try that
they are not immune to damage
when you shoot at bodies
they just take reduced damage
i just got downed and used the lift while downed lmao
oh yeah new mili song
gonna find my dogass some lightbulbs and rusted medical crates
yeah im just helldivers coded, where if im using weak weapons, i feel its pointless to shoot anywhere thats not the weakpoint

crouching should give you a bit of an angle at them
not this time, hes literally in the extraction elevator
lmao
hornets? not really
like at chest level
unlike wasps they just shoot once though
and yoiu can dodge the stun
ye
the shock ones with the armored front thrusters are hornets, yea
2 of them, and i already did until i was out of stam
@sour rivet its peak
ok so that
shaw
lash buffs good 
how much changed with the 'small balance patch'
lash is fun now 
billy is op
and laning phase is better
this implies he was never fun
like its actually good
they are in baskets
lush blooms event has wicker baskets randomly scattered around the map where you'll find assorted foods
around poi's
for "static" spawns, keep playing until you unlock blue gate and go there at the olive grove
chat imma be honest
does queen count as ground level arc
its weird not seeing iedy
trench at the north side of Spaceport also has a lot of plants and trees, should have some fruit and herb and mushroom spawns
dw he is alive
she should 
just not in here
he should post copypasta of other games here
n o .
ez

enjoy the great calm at offtopic
how rare are keys in grey crates
streamer luck
it's the colonoscopy game logo again
like spaceport key

i cant enjoy the great calm i gotta deal with weirdo greynames and that person with the fuckass skyrim modlist
but if what birb says is true they are not worth it
DAMN
well imma go check ig
@oblique belfry some breakfast sammichs
its purely rng
it's not nearly as bad as getting buttraped by a tl;dr of a game no one here cares about
true
#╟🔰☢newbies-chat is right there

except im a poor little boy that constantly checks this channel
go here during any map event
for some reason
you will get max level in like <2 minutes
i literally never went here 24/7 back in 2024
1 drone gives 800 points 
roger roger
hes in tarkov channel now permanently
then again me and my homies hung out more in 2024
oof lol
buh
me gon check mine

man i dunno how those real/fictional people can deal with hair over their eyes this shits annoying
@oblique belfry @real aspen @obsidian sun
i have to pray each time i step in the elevator

rye, some pickle mayo,frisee lettuce,tomato,wurst,cucumber,some strong cheems, 
whats wrong with that ?
it keeps pokiong me
im raiding arcs rn, imma take my trusty ferro and rattler
you'll eventually get used to it
shaving you
wah rattler not good, its good enough ok
LEAVE MY PUFF HAIR ALONE
WE LIVE AND DIE BY THE BALD
you know what, it needs some hot sauce for a kick

man
does hullcracker require bp
ammo bp from quest
but it got nerfed
hmm
i wanna play arc raiders so fucking bad
FAAAAA
BUT I AHVENT GOTTEN FUCKING PAID YET
I CANT BUY THE FUCKING GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
little bit of texas pete should tie everything to gether 
I WANNA BE PAID

i will play it with you
if you get it
give me 30$ and i'll buy it for you

thats a damn good deal
it's a good deal
holy shit
steam card
LOOK AT THE CS2 MONEY
it sure did
bro still have cs2 9/11 leftovers

dead list
also me with a sealed genesis that hasnt been sold for 3 days:
real
who is genericgamertag
atrox
ive out done myself once again
shits like 30 cent

53 actually
still bad
case prices are on life support rn
my nitro disappears in 2 hours :(
my brother added a german dude from monster hunter with some blood disease
dude hasn't logged on in a year 

i don't wanna think about it tbh
moar
go do quests
spam every
you have

its out ???? 
damn
internet explorer
me and momo posted about it on the day it came out

sam's been playing
i dont check steam store
while brib backseat game yaps in her ear
I shouldve followed thru with buying red skins when I told my friend "it would be funny if I bought this red skin 100 times for 10 bucks"

I would have a quadrillion
you unlocked this
I heard your voice in the two clips you posted
yeah buit i dont clip everything
schrodinger's clip
nor do i share everything i clip
YOU DID NOT SEE GRAPHITE ON THE ROOF BECAUSE IT IS NOT THERE
anyway she finished the game it was pretty cool
she started another playthrough immediately
for le good end
im winning guys
im getting the hornet and wasp drivers
for muh upgrades
im winning

i also got the rusted tools
got greedy and died like an idiot

just get up
sebastian gaming
poor rat
made idot move

you know... you might have lived if we were together

nah dw im not ready for whatever youre doing anyway
I had him dead if I had just shot him twice and went back to my hole
im still stressing about the price of ferros XD
but I went for the third shot
what gun were you using? I'm thinking about being a filthy tryhard and bringing hullcracker with 50 shots
Ferro IV
Gran turismo on PC.
ferro IV is peak
softened him up with some trigger nades first
also I finally understood why the hairpin doesn't appear in free loadout spawns
it does approximately twice the damage of a stitcher or kettle
kills pops and fireballs in one round


oshit steam awards is on
I'm going to vote Silksong in all categories
I legit said "I hope this tahm knows he can chris kyle" in aram when he got the big and small augment
ah it was hidden in special events for me 
I STILL DIDNT GET GOLIATH / TANK ENGINE ON TAHM

got on ornn / mundo though

not there for me
o
well fuck me i guess
♻️

evening chat
love how we can nominate deltarune here
I HATE ROCKETEERS
it just always shows up
shoot once and the bastard is right there
Only ADC we pulled first game was Kallista
You know what adc none of us could play well?
Kallista.
some dude just came up and punched me, little does he know, i had maybe 8 seconds left

i wasnt making it out
Then we literally stomped the next 2 games
unless he wasnt a dickhead XD
@oblique belfry i was thinking about watching it last night and lo and behold it appears in my algorithm

google is in my brain
fuck is this btw
doge
THEY HATE ME
vr gamers
I WANNA VORTE
Player runs from an invisible MF the video.
gimme a vr game to vote for
GRAHHH
roboquest
wtf this game got a VR ?
sit back and relax
mimesis

sit back and relax
a horror game
where you vote this
shaw
it not showing for me so i dont think we have been given it yet
we are oppressed
smh i wanted to do it on the app...
ok now valve is just asking too much of me
aka launcher
i dont like this word
why do we put slop at the end of words now
mann
slopword
abiotic or kingdom...
abiotic sloptor

or kingdom come slopiverance

I may be a little bit biased
meh took like 5 secs 
idfk
year of the ninja mf
ok well shbit
I absolutely cannot be arsed to write reviews
outstanding visual style
but I guess I'll put in a two-word meme
i literally wrote "2spooky4me" in repo review


This is absurd
Idk how you can play skong with friends while obviously not having a coop mode

PLAY GAME YOU NOMINATED
:)
not NOMINATE A GAME YOU PLAYED
arc raiders
guessing it'll have to be sebastians or bomboclats
bruh man
or queens or matriarchs
duh
i guess i gotta start abiotic again
can you please fak of
I feel weird
I still feel like
Im still in a dream
SNAKE EATERRRRRRRRRR
DUH DUUUUH DUH DUH DUHHHH
watching the trailer... it looks really good
Springfield Büssing Ratel series Infantry Fighting Vehicle 
i posted a review :)
13 classes of era-defining machines. 28 scanned layouts from 5 continents, each a living, fully reactive rival.
The track fights back with True2Track that mirrors real-world racing down to the very last marble. Dynamic weather systems, rubbered-in lines that go slick with heat, off-line marbles that punish the greedy, realistic puddles/drainage...
armored cat
Lot of nitpick complaints from people, i don't really care though because project racing is back.
ok i did the things now what
you get a badge
huh
I just remembered
this choir from lacrimosa was practically copypasted into heroes of might & magic 5
i got a badge :)
this game is so peam
i love it so much
just met a dude named grey
we went on a little adventure
did a key room, i got the torrente
no idea how useful that is
but i got it
oh yeah i remembered that i got this on my profile when i was playing dbd
STURM.
I KNOW YO ASS IS LURKIN
COME OUT FROM THE SHADOWS
that's the LMG if I'm not mistaken
yeah it is
idk if its good or not
prolly not accurate
but prolly decent to just shred big arcs? idk
they were being super alturisic so like
no shit im gonna stay near the hook?
y'all mfs are RUNNING to me
or players 
it does a good job
even takes out heavy shields fast iirc
i watched someone shred someone in like 4 seconds
heavy shield and all

One of the greats.
almost had max
I'm gonna be the hullcracker day ruiner soon
greats for sure at hiding tractors behind a paid dlc 
Why does ATS have promotional art that looks like GTA V.
base
🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀
bro we ever gonn do the simpson season
So close to finishing the whole U.s.
we ? who is we
you
😔
What the fuck?
i know
They're dedicating battle passes to shows now. Lmao.
now?
they've been doing it for few years now
i din do it cuz you said shit was sweaty
Chat your response?
First time i've seen that.
during season L A U N C H
its been 3 weeks 
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bro never offers a play
dumb fuck
limbus twitter is the only reason i keep seeing this movie

i am the game of the year
Sorry, I was busy with true peak
My god, god bless these devs
too bad steam awards doesn't have "most anticipated game"
And that is?
donkey kong obvs
my most anticipated game is fable 4
okay Einstein what really is the most anticipated game?
Half-Life 3
I mean 
20 or so years and counting
Shush don’t tell us how old we are you disrespectful child
shut the fuck up
respect your elders
you are younger than me
and act even younger than you are
I don’t care still respect the elders
lost odyssey on pc, true
Unc is chopped
almost 20 years and counting
Oh fuck you
no i still have my armor
Dude it was just a joke man
Unc is not sure of his place in this world and compensates with co-op games with Sam

this is true
Is the armour gone yet
NO IM NOT A HUMAN 
So what are you guys talking about?
Unc is chopped 
no but my peanits is gone now
No one cares about your opinion
L
fair
intead i have something else
calmest and most reasonable valve fanboy:
do not rope him with me
The issue is its been so long since the last half life that any want to play a third is gone
play entropy zero 2
Smartest teenage edgelord :
Play Abiotic Factor
i'm an adult alas
I mean at least it won’t be as bad as duke nukem forever right?
Ohh sorry then, smartest adult edgelord :
comparing shitfuck 15 years of dev hell to company that does nothing and wins
any game of thrones watchers here?
well opm season 3 outdid evolution on horrid, maybe its gamings time soon who knows
its so fucking bad like what the hell
let’s just hope the game ain’t fucking shit and the devs aren’t retarded
I blame season 6 and over on why I wont ever get into them
bandai you nincompoops
big words from a postal fan 
stop giving your animators deadlines
since my friend decided I should watch parts of the last season
Big words from a retard
this is the rudest postal fan i met
supposedly the next episode they gave their best
I reached the ||red wedding|| just now, dude i am in fucking tears
this is the best episode of television I have ever watched
no joke
dude I am usually apologetic
hmmm maybe I should try getting into it
and yet you keep antagonizing everyone
also true
I had troubles with season 2
talking
how are postal fans some of the calmest people ever its weird
I binged through its entirety in 3 days
im just tryna get my petition signed man
One amazing show.
fair
we are just chill people that’s it
No it won’t but thanks anyways and have a good day
its just funny comparing the game to the people thats all
Lol true
scream
Sorry I meant no i won’t auto correct speech
I think he meant I wont
Ye thanks mate
What the fuck is going on today
Don’t know
I shed a tear when I finished arcane with my friend and now I am full on in tears lmao
You need a beer mate?

Im doing a detox, thank you
I always hear the same with GOT, once u get to season 6 expect some trash and just dont watch the last one
havent drank for a full week today
Oh so water?
not gey, I almost lost my job
big gey
Btw sorry for being annoying
Though I have a want for wine now
sparkling water 💁♀️ ✨
thats rough man, but from what u said its an almost
true
yes i do i am the brains of this operation
no, you're the brains of a birb
Music video by Morgan Wallen performing I Got Better (Audio).© 2025 Big Loud Records, under exclusive license to Mercury Records, a division of UMG Records, Inc.
what a line
wtf is this from 
Nah I just get self conscious and being a dick for no reason, is just pointless 
I wanna say KC2 but its been a hot min
being a dick for no reason is mostly hella fun
tainted grail
FUCK
watch
@oblique belfry fuck you
tainted grail was a good time
what now
felt like a skyrim mod
hey dont say fuck you to my friend
fucker
Yes but there is a higher chances of getting banned which I am fucking done with
fuck you
fuck you
Fuck everyone you dickheads
Dante and the succubus in DmC reboot
i genuinely liked how dumb and edgy reboot dmc was
literally
no one cares
And they do about you?
i dont think any of the mods have banned anyone being a dick
how it feels fighting sommeone with slightly more tism than me
The sequel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc
Songs used The Fencing Lesson, The Plaza Of Execution y Tornado In The Barracks from The Mask of Zorro. Original mod used was "moustache tire shirt"
Hey how did you know I had autism is it because I told you?
I think so
no its in your bio
FUCK
yeah but nah you mentioned it once or twice
i love it when people come with a warning
welp I got to go and commit sepuku now
yeah when they were on about the military and stuff
so long lads
traa
Nah you are safe 
Hey is it just me who thinks this but, isn’t the current timeline of the gorillaz phases a fucking mess after phase 3?

Yeah phaze 1 2 3 ect each one is for each album
Or at least major albums
i would have known that you are autistic anyway by that alone
gamers when videogame women aren't all anime babyface supermodels
That my friend is a Pinyon mouse.
all ik about gorillaz is that they exist
i know saturnz barz
literally the discourse with the lady from the fable 4 trailer
ALL MY LOIFE
Well eeeeeexxxxuuuuze me princess that my teenage self liked good music and interesting bands alright?
Oh -_- okay
you can like good music without having to worry about a band's "phases"
what is this, the MCU
yeah
my teenage self played hotline miami and furi and then it was
did it become mid after phase 3?
the only phases i pay attention too is gorrilaz but thats literally because theres lore and shit
everyone finna have phases now and shi
No like the gorillaz is a fictional band with a story grouped into phases
there is lore to this fictional band
I bet it's even shittier than league lore
it’s weird but interesting
this is super true, these recommended by all dentists tootpastes are a scam, they all have almost the same chemical composition
dont even joke lad
the only phase I had was when I watched fight club as a teenager and had an identity crisis

I suppose that's how they stay popular with the tism kids
have "lore"
instead of just
Eh it’s fine tough went nosedive after phase 3
one thing I dont understand
they've been doing this since 2001
being invested into a band on a diehard level
i listen to random shit and never ask what religion is the second to last guitarist
kino fans committing sudoku when viktor tsoi died
Twenty One pilots has the same shit going on i think.
They even had like the best website of the 2000s called I think kong studios
@static axle @proven tundra @oblique belfry 
which is basically a interactive flash website of their recording studio
I wanna say project wingman but still could be the other one
nah its project
i mean even ellie from bl looks more like a woman 
I saw that website
ace combat hud is more blue
I could tell by the voicelines in the gif 


big girls deserve love too
so do ugly girls
Lmao it’s just sad that, that version of the website is gone
its all about the personality
Now it’s just a generic website

i hear a rumor thats the reason they invented paper bags or something
Kinda depressing tbh
bros being hyperreactive about a woman with expression lines
no, that's what beer was invented for
cause chubbies can be sexy
but the face


no it isnt
Hey lads should I draw my love today on a piece of paper?
We have a saying here, 7 shots in and every girl is a goddess
yea but recently it feels like they do it on purpose
they get gorgeous face models and make them look like shit
Oh you? How is it any better than the one from 2003?
i didnt say it was better
im saying its not generic
say fat bitches you pussy

no thats mean
them hugs hit different 
Okay so how is it different than literally every single music band website?
dumbass retard
Not everyone has the technology behind Calysto Protocol
coddling is meaner because you act like they're weak
why not go to it yourself
i mean games even older don't do it that badly
I have seen it, it’s just like every single other band website
i was literally shooting monkeys not 3 minutes ago
naah, im just laughing at funny
where is this from

they did not need to give kassa-
actually nvm shes greek
women bring choas
she does need allat
its not a matter of hot or ugly, its a matter of women
Okay but the rest is just generic shit I could literally find at any other website that is based on a band and nothing like the old kong studios website
people alway 
but im in tarkov all 
you see, gamers are clinically homosexual
just replace all women with catgirls
that's what im sayin
noone will complain
i will
uh oh

he's back
idk who that is













