╟❓general-offtopic

[sour rivet]

[uneven sapphire]

[timber oxide]

Ass so big the eyes just detached themselves

[sour rivet]

[sour rivet]

we gotta help bongbong her eyes are too long

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/bongbong-lobotomy-corporation-flag-gif-3104460869770154215

[sour rivet]

[little depot]

the bong

[sour rivet]

OH HELL YEAH LETS FUCKIN GOOOO

[little depot]

eat my pages

[turbid shuttle]

What the fuck did I find

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-abysmal-abysmal-cinema-gif-9289070101747854856

get this shit off my screen

[turbid shuttle]

Just close discord

[little depot]

close my pages

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-crews-negro-please-mad-gif-14065944

Fuck you skulling me for

its not the n word

[little depot]

💀

first of all

its not a skull

[turbid shuttle]

Its black in spanish

[little depot]

its sad jellyfish

[little depot]

second of all

💀

[zealous depot]

[turbid shuttle]

Hi bober

bober kuwa

[zealous depot]

ello

i have returned from arcing it

[turbid shuttle]

Buy arcing it, do you mean your raider?

[zealous depot]

yeah was arcing my raid

[turbid shuttle]

[little depot]

the ark is lost

[zealous depot]

arcing so much i over raided

[blazing maple]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@turbid shuttle

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[blazing maple]

idk why i did that i just wanted to be annoying

ok slepe time

[little depot]

its 2 pm

[sour rivet]

Nightmare nightmare

[static axle]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRVyAA5iUcq/?igsh=MTc3a3B4ZHZ6MWE5MA==

Arc'ers behold

[little depot]

spaceport roof campers

[quiet abyss]

I mean arbites is better

So is veteran

And psyker if i was good at it

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

But ogryn is not better than zealot

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880349490949812224/1436653291554738196/lv_0_20251108104659.gif

[quiet abyss]

👍

Doesnt really say much

Since arbites is best class

Just overall

Best survivability, great offense, amazing toughness regen, etc.

Unlike ogryn, slow, tanky, but mediocre dps in comparison to arbites batshit insane stats

But i mean arbites is just the premium deluxe fuck you class

Its so good that even shitty weapons are somehow viable

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-yuru-yuri-kyoko-anime-wake-up-gif-25192673

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/lich-lich-king-litch-adventure-time-skull-gif-25713721

WAKE.

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/lich-lich-king-litch-adventure-time-skull-gif-25713721

Fall

[reef elm]

https://tenor.com/view/lich-lich-king-litch-adventure-time-skull-gif-25713721

Spring

[turbid shuttle]

Bro this ram crisis is insane

my 220 USD kit is now $740

[real aspen]

Yah

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-jordans-lich-adventure-time-death-gif-22657154

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[hexed kernel]

hiii chat :3

[left mantle]

@frank hearth Pog moment captured

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/hikari-shupogaki-blue-archive-bonk-slap-gif-2748491774748161827

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1435732592937668608/bwaow.mov?ex=6924c4ac&is=6923732c&hm=d8fb33d1e23c1be49267aa5d05319db04448fd50624f2bff4cf6dcbac86de1b4&

[little depot]

waow

[zealous depot]

I have played a total of
3-4 raids of arcing

And i am good for the night cause I do not feel like soloing

[topaz bloom]

too pacifest to be a killer
too good to be a medic

[hexed kernel]

winter wonderland

[chrome ginkgo]

I got a call out post for a modlist for doing tech support for so long

gonna tear up

[chrome ginkgo]

One more reason I hate HBM's and AI Datacenters

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/medals-boss-serious-heres-my-cape-ready-gif-13584973

[chrome ginkgo]

They made a fucking sticker for me

All these many months of tireless tech support and basic question answering has paid off

Validation my beloved

[hexed kernel]

what modlist and for what game btw?

[chrome ginkgo]

Skyrim AE - Journals of Jyggalag, Tomes of Talos, and Hymns of Hircine all made by one guy in the greater "NSFW" basket of the Modding Bordello

Which is the less SFW counterpart to Lorerim's Modding Bungalo

[hexed kernel]

[sour rivet]

EL PORNNNNNNO!?

[chrome ginkgo]

Yes and no

TOT has no porn

TOT is the SFW fork of JOJ

[sour rivet]

whats hircine then

[chrome ginkgo]

and HOH is for the masochists who like survival mode and Requiem but don't like how much of a modding compatibility patching nightmare Requiem is

[sour rivet]

ah

[chrome ginkgo]

JOJ/TOT are power fantasy

[sour rivet]

requiem my behated

[chrome ginkgo]

HOH is masochism

[hexed kernel]

omagad

[subtle sage]

Garbage day

[chrome ginkgo]

Hard working honses

[sour rivet]

i miss the last long playthrough modlist i did :(

septimus 3

[sick trail]

This but Oleh or Veerserif

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flop-flopping-rotate-rotating-gif-4925774148619450231

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/balthazar-balancoir-hamster-gif-5086350111865782297

[sick trail]

Also congrats

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah it's been incredibly validating cause even though I lack some of the skill to make patches in CK/xEdit I am constantly answering the most banal questions

I'm too mentally fried to learn how to make patches these days

[sour rivet]

wait what the fuck theres a collection on nexus thats beating gts

that cant be right

literally where did you come from

[chrome ginkgo]

What collection even is that

I only really deal in Wabbajack lists rather than collections since Vortex stinky

[sour rivet]

Immersive and adult

[chrome ginkgo]

but holy fuck Wabbajack 4.0+ has some annoying install bugs

Oh

No surprise there

[sour rivet]

literally i have never seen this colleciton before

[chrome ginkgo]

That was THE biggest collection for years

[sour rivet]

it was not there last month

[chrome ginkgo]

They took it down for awhile

and then brought it back up with a big re-release including a thing on site news

[sour rivet]

ah

[sick trail]

Oh you're the Oflin of Skyrim

[sour rivet]

oh this

seems like a very dogshit collection

[chrome ginkgo]

Yes

[sour rivet]

oh yeah i forgot gate to sovngarde's vigilant is getting an upgrade

and dec0da is being added

veru excited for that

[chrome ginkgo]

Dac0da

what about Glenmoril and Unslaad

[sour rivet]

those 2 arent in

i really wanna do them tho but glen isnt finished yet

i think jay is waiting for it to be finished as well

v97 soon! (i hope)

[sick trail]

"Huh that's not too bad. Wait"

"Ah fuck we match"

[sour rivet]

dang its 2am how did i spend an hour on my ss13 character

[sick trail]

I can't check #1026866080347603065 because we delete threads there but probably another 5k there

Support is hell

Now lemme check @odd elk

TAKE A FUCKING BREAK

[sour rivet]

no access

[sick trail]

I can give it back :)

[sour rivet]

[odd elk]

https://tenor.com/view/vox-voxtek-bored-evilweevils-ily-gif-16376408151876254791

[sick trail]

Ain't that the guy that gets low diffed by Steven Universe

[sour rivet]

ya

[chrome ginkgo]

This was in 4 and a half months

[wild vortex]

he cool tho

[odd elk]

Guy gets his head ripped off, yes

[sour rivet]

smh flop spoiling shit

[sick trail]

Oh it's Joever

[sour rivet]

im killing him

[sick trail]

[odd elk]

EPISODES BEEN OUT FOR DAYS

[sour rivet]

I HAVENT WATCHED THEM YET

[chrome ginkgo]

and yes support is hell

[sour rivet]

I POSSESS NO LEGAL MEANS

[chrome ginkgo]

but also really rewarding

[sour rivet]

AND IM LAYZ

[chrome ginkgo]

Especially when the users are appreciative

[sick trail]

-# Is it though

[chrome ginkgo]

Absolutely

[odd elk]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-vox-hazbin-hotel-gif-14286568727016247560

[sick trail]

Fair nuff

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-femur-breaker-gif-22814322

[sick trail]

This is what they do to @blazing maple when she doesn't carry

[sour rivet]

rate the car

[wild vortex]

i think

[sour rivet]

i do this to her regulary

[sick trail]

I'll give you a used chewing gum for it

[sour rivet]

deal

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flop-flopping-rotate-rotating-gif-4925774148619450231

[green granite]

@little depot

you

you are

[little depot]

I am

I dont think therefore i am not

[vital venture]

shitbox/shitbox

[sour rivet]

throw this guy in the mud

[vital venture]

thats like the max score

[sour rivet]

:(

[onyx vigil]

https://youtube.com/shorts/y4W2vtpTMIo?si=_vx3cw8zhVGy2s1_

[sick trail]

Whut

[onyx vigil]

I couldn’t find a better place for it sadly

[sick trail]

#🎪bruh-fart is right there

[onyx vigil]

I know

[upbeat verge]

@obsidian sun can a loc come in yo crib?

[onyx vigil]

You can be my wingman anytime plays seductive music

[upbeat verge]

[onyx vigil]

It s a reference to Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged paradox movie

[sour rivet]

Sire sometimes not speaking is a good thing

[hexed kernel]

you are clumsy, snowman

[sour rivet]

Sno

[hexed kernel]

tree

[little depot]

is it 15 % off

[real aspen]

eat it

[little depot]

eat me

[hexed kernel]

one man army

[little depot]

where is your shield

[sour rivet]

Chest

[little depot]

where is your chest

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/yuyushiki-blush-shy-embarrassed-gif-5361130

[plucky tusk]

10/10

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/girl’s-last-tour-glt-chito-yuuri-helmet-gif-1971199326456593763

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-cross-blehh-meme-uma-musume-gif-12349673870420706486

[little depot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/572884938488152084/1178440612735885402/attachment-9.gif

[real aspen]

eat it

[little depot]

the red silly

https://tenor.com/view/gebura-kali-red-mist-red-mist-lobotomy-corporation-gif-14654398653560143610

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cannot-contain-the-silliness-alpha-wolf-alpha-male-werewolf-max-mayfield-arataki-itto-gif-27435843

[pallid sapphire]

Sab is a girl with mental illness

[upbeat verge]

im not referencing yu gi oh mate

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

@real aspen are you single

[teal spade]

@real aspen are you shingle?

[real aspen]

yes

and yes

[boreal belfry]

I got stuck between 4 enemies amd stabbed to death

🇬🇧

[halcyon cape]

got jumped by romanians

i won

[hexed kernel]

😭

[rocky turtle]

[halcyon cape]

[little depot]

point and laugh

bitchless

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

need

[hexed kernel]

engineer gaming

[halcyon cape]

repairing tanks simulator

101

[little depot]

f1 pit stop experience

[hexed kernel]

literally me

[hexed kernel]

i like blowing them up more tbh

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-chat-paper-mario-super-mario-discord-the-thousand-year-door-gif-2842526089716437908

[halcyon cape]

ok tru

[sour rivet]

Holy fuck is that Jorge-052 from Noble Team

[halcyon cape]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-hello-chat-donnager-hello-chat-expanse-hello-chat-space-gif-12828739609618133081

[halcyon cape]

the saddest part is they turned him into a fucking cosmetic pack in infinite

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/arona-smash-blue-archive-hammer-crushed-gif-14838197722045872007

when i get you

[teal spade]

You like blowing them?

[hexed kernel]

yes

[halcyon cape]

READ

READ

[hexed kernel]

look at that cannon

whouldn't you like to blow it?

[teal spade]

[halcyon cape]

that is a tank alright

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/crane-grua-transformers-dirty-mind-gif-7307130

[real aspen]

freakyanima

[teal spade]

👁️ 🫦 👁️

    ![GrabL](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1063206053862445227.webp?size=128 "GrabL")              ![GrabR](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1063206055192047646.webp?size=128 "GrabR") 
                     🍆

🦶 🦶

[real aspen]

[teal spade]

[onyx vigil]

I know I was it was a joke

[onyx vigil]

Get help

[teal spade]

No

[upbeat verge]

rope

[teal spade]

I am the help @onyx vigil

[teal spade]

Nope

[green granite]

Why you look so chunky

[upbeat verge]

cuz he a fatass

[small bane]

Time for me to take up my post too

[light monolith]

I'm level 45 💔

[untold spear]

hampter

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-spoon-gif-3742262123079475008

bon appetit

[hexed kernel]

why are there snowy skins but no snowy maps

what is this glorpshit

[green granite]

Its funny just to see a random white plob

Laying down on the green grass

[small bane]

🫦

[hexed kernel]

1000000 IQ move if you ask me

[small bane]

Arbeit macht free

[pallid sapphire]

Nazi slogan

[hexed kernel]

also why are pax skins so fucking awful

[small bane]

Yea but going to work so relevant

[pallid sapphire]

Cause they cater to your general cod kiddy

[green granite]

I am more diappointed that they dont have irl military country set for NATO

Like they could add Bunderswher

And stuff but naw

Some weird looking fictional camo shits

[hexed kernel]

i don't care if they're real or fictional i just want them to look good

[green granite]

Tbh

Irl looks very good

Like come on

These are easy money print

Like come on

[real aspen]

camo?

why would i want to hide

i wear bright colors like a true warrior

so the enemy can come and fight me

[green granite]

They want weird colorful camo that looks like shit?

Give us Belgian troops

[hexed kernel]

SO true

[green granite]

Like come on

This shit is money printer and they failed to see it

[hexed kernel]

ugly

looks like a salad

[green granite]

But its better than the

Joker looking thing

[pallid sapphire]

P!ew

[muted gyro]

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[sick trail]

Seb in his Peter Griffin arc

[teal spade]

Because of the angle

[pallid sapphire]

Can someone post the piss yellow skins

[teal spade]

[green granite]

@pallid sapphire Flektarn 🥺

[green granite]

Piss yellow skin?

[pallid sapphire]

Flecktarn

[pallid sapphire]

The sand camo unlockable for every class

Its just piss yellow

[pallid sapphire]

Nah

Its just straight on yellow piss filter

[blazing maple]

bananas when you leave them out too long

[green granite]

No thats what they are

Its just the color is weird in bf6

[teal spade]

[teal spade]

Yellow plastic army men lookin ass

[green granite]

The color looks saturated in game but cant be mad tbh

[real aspen]

how many ribs did you break so far?

[green granite]

They look like it irl too

They need to add Russian man

[teal spade]

5-8 from my first ever resuscitation, didn't have another one yet

[green granite]

When will they add russian faction

[real aspen]

neat

[teal spade]

When they get balls, so never

[green granite]

They got ball to add the weird blue skin in the first place

[teal spade]

Yes, because that's goofy, adding russians means they gotta get political

[rocky turtle]

[hexed kernel]

politics? in my war games?

it's more likely than you think

[teal spade]

And god forbid a game has a wider message...

[chrome ginkgo]

WHY IS THERE A REDCAP ON THE DOCK

[rocky turtle]

bro is chilling

[chrome ginkgo]

Where did he come from

The docks were literally empty

I love redcaps

They're such goofy little bastards

so full of rage

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flop-flopping-rotate-rotating-gif-4925774148619450231

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flop-flopping-rotate-rotating-gif-4925774148619450231

[hexed kernel]

stop this feline torture at once

[rocky turtle]

[opal star]

Quite a few times.

[onyx vigil]

I think I should call in sick on next Monday

[restive bear]

Tauforged red :3

[hexed kernel]

ughhh i don't wanna play domination 😭

gaming

[boreal belfry]

how good is convergence?

[obsidian sun]

pretty good
its an overhaul mod

[little depot]

its kinda tedious later

but its pretty decent

its very unbalanced tho

[obsidian sun]

tbf even dark souls is unbalanced at times so that tracks

[little depot]

i played two classes with friends

one you killed a boss with 6 hundred dot spells

other one you poise break them with like one ash of war

[upbeat verge]

GTA SA 65% done ez pz @obsidian sun @little depot

alo azu meow

[obsidian sun]

turf war

[upbeat verge]

those are ez imo

afk farming

[obsidian sun]

they are actual cancer

never doing them again

[upbeat verge]

completing part of hte mian missions unlocks minigun at toreno house @obsidian sun and then you just go and farm up 20/30 miniguns and get like 8k ammo and gg ez

or alternatively

[obsidian sun]

lazy

[upbeat verge]

during one of the heist misisons

you go to get a cargobob and theres a minigun there

if you use the jetpack hover over the minigun and press F a glitch happens and you pick up the minigun

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

which has I think 50k ammo

[upbeat verge]

what

[rocky turtle]

good job

[upbeat verge]

ty

a huge chunk of the side content for san andreas is vehicle based

import export , vigilante , taxi , pimping , firefighter , paradmedic , races , import export , trucking , quarry

uhh and the stadium events

[rocky turtle]

u did trucking already?

[obsidian sun]

i never did the quarry or the random shit that's out there

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

ye

trucking done

[rocky turtle]

i fkn love trucking

[obsidian sun]

i tried the quarry once then stopped

[upbeat verge]

quarry is very weird

[teal spade]

Just had a resuscitation attempt. The heart managed to start up 2 times but he didn't make it in the end @small bane

Rip

[upbeat verge]

shit feels half baked like a last moment addition @obsidian sun @rocky turtle

its not too hard but its just weird

the races are my favourite

and import

cuz you get big cash

[obsidian sun]

i mean at the time most games had random side content that was not well polished

[upbeat verge]

ye

will go around and buying the properties in las venturas , then go and do bike school and the venturas races

[blazing maple]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rubpIfLPzvU

[upbeat verge]

and then there's very little left , the horseshoes , the oysters , and the rest of the missions @obsidian sun @rocky turtle

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[upbeat verge]

gm rat

[uneven sapphire]

[hexed kernel]

haii :3

[upbeat verge]

gey

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/elisttm-snow-leopard-eyes-lets-take-a-look-gif-17708647060006114487

[rocky turtle]

[hexed kernel]

polite and considerate car

[upbeat verge]

@little depot CHECK INSTA MAN

[onyx vigil]

Morning

[hexed kernel]

that i shall do

[celest plank]

What the fuck

I may have mood swings

[small bane]

RIP

You did your best

[celest plank]

Fuuuck

Rest in peace

[sick trail]

🫂

[hexed kernel]

wait who died

[sick trail]

A random person in Lithuania

[teal spade]

Tho imagine if I had to go and resuscitate a GAMMA user. I'd just walk up to them and say "!q"

[slim magnet]

chat

peep this

[small bane]

Soooo cute

[slim magnet]

diabolical turn of events

[hexed kernel]

cah

[small bane]

Meoooow :3

[slim magnet]

they're ultra noisy

like they're having a conversation

[small bane]

Kittens always yapping

[sick trail]

[small bane]

They super cute tho

[cunning reef]

stop blaming yourself, blame the furniture and learn feng shui

[sick trail]

Cultivation Simulator pilled

Feng shui maxxing

[cunning reef]

i was watching a video and he was talking about using the end table to "push up the energy of the ceiling" and i fucked with that so hard

[sick trail]

You're passing enough to become a white woman

[uneven sapphire]

[little depot]

heya

[little depot]

yes yes you brat

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/plutomadethis-deer-rain-weird-gif-14020941785843136914

[slim magnet]

she had a fifth one got darn!!!!!!!!!!

[little depot]

shine is white???????

[sick trail]

[sick trail]

Damn she got a streak going

[opal star]

Damn, good number.

[hexed kernel]

menace

[cunning reef]

flanged mace vs murder sloths

[small bane]

The lion…

[teal spade]

There are two

[small bane]

[cunning reef]

https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1992655582420197786?s=20

Greg the Sorcerer (@gregthesorcerer)

Just received 5 damage #CanMyBitchAssGetAHealingPotion

X · Nov 23, 2025, 6:04 PM

[hexed kernel]

#savegreg

[cunning reef]

@hexed kernel what me and my bf got setup so far

[cunning reef]

hes doing fine his sexiness will make him heal it like wolverine

[hexed kernel]

let me steal that lamppost design

[small bane]

Wait this is how Minecraft looks now

Kinda crazy

[cunning reef]

go for it im pretty sure i subconsciously stole it

[cunning reef]

ye this is minecraft

[small bane]

Maybe I should play it again

[small bane]

Think it’s been 10 years

[hexed kernel]

wait you can get skulls from random corpses in ruins and use them for decoration??

[little depot]

nah this is dayz

[cunning reef]

ye its a specific trinket item you can find

check ruins

theres a malformed skull too

[small bane]

I completely missed the graphic upgrade this looks actually cool

[hexed kernel]

[copper vapor]

hey hey, people

[little depot]

sseth here

[small bane]

This is gonna look killer af

Full set of veneers in bleach 1

[proven tundra]

Very nice

[cunning reef]

might not look like it but theres 5 floors in that tower i think

[opal star]

What an overbite.

[small bane]

Yea the mandibule needs big occlusal adjustments before it’s done

Gotta start somewhere I’d post how it looked before the prep but I’m getting banned if I do probs

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

heya

[slim magnet]

meet the gang

straight up killers

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

[slim magnet]

it doesn't seem like a sixth one is on its way?

mom appears to be calm and relaxed now

[copper vapor]

alo ratdad

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-kendrick-lamar-mustard-mango-tuff-gif-8666831347696479024

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-child-gguh-baby-laugh-gif-6155286057470724104

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

🚨 ALERT 🚨

Brainfart leak in progress⚠️

[small bane]

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-do-a-back-flip-gif-15498679784377498556

[proven tundra]

[slim magnet]

dude now that adrenaline died down sleep hit me like a truck

[slim magnet]

what the fuck is that

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

this might the collab of all time

[copper vapor]

lmao what

[proven tundra]

Amazing

[small bane]

Looks like some giga deranged gacha game

[blazing maple]

it's peak

[slim magnet]

dora rockin one hell of a fit tho

way too cool

[blazing maple]

boots needs to put some fucking pants on

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

my boy swipper is kitted

[blazing maple]

i bet he swiped the fit

[opal star]

Cool stuff. I’m deep on animal dentition (aging deer by incisor wear and replacement, spotting yearlings by baby molars, knowing when the first molar goes hockey stick at 7–8 yrs, etc.). It's neat seeing the human version of wear and deep bite, and how we fix it by grinding or building up the lowers instead of letting them chew to the nerve.

I aged this guy on the field, 3.5 to 4.5 yrs old, checked the teeth out and he was just over 4.

[arctic flicker]

got me some bombardier cells, only I didn't kill the arc and there was already a corpse next to it

[small bane]

Nice, I knew vets do some dental stuff on animals but I had no idea it’s useful for hunters etc too, the more you know

[little depot]

lucky

[proven tundra]

Curious

[arctic flicker]

pretty sure all that guy took from him was his hullcracker, his ammo was still there

[proven tundra]

What are the trials this week

I'm too lazy to boot up the game lol

[proven tundra]

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/elisttm-snow-leopard-eyes-lets-take-a-look-gif-17708647060006114487

[arctic flicker]

just need 2 more bombardier cells

[raven swan]

oh my god my ghost, Its running 😭

[arctic flicker]

back to night raid buried city

[little depot]

burried city is so peak for making money

100k per run

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

Farmers live by it too. We can instantly tell you if an animal is a two tooth, full mouth, or gummy just by prying the lip open.
Vets are more on the clinical side.

[slim magnet]

damn i just saw dora had a sixth finger in her left hand

that's a bummer

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

damn

arcsys using AI art

dora has a thumb and 6 fingers

[small bane]

Yup I have some vet patients and they tell me stories occasionally, gotta sedate the animals to get anything done humans are already hard to deal with I can’t imagine that

[slim magnet]

fym arcsys

[hexed kernel]

top of the world

[little depot]

who is of the world

and why should we top them

[proven tundra]

Always top never bottom

[slim magnet]

me whe yiur mom

[copper vapor]

oh it's not gbvf

[little depot]

you kids taking drugs?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/неко-арк-neco-arc-neko-arc-arcued-arcueid-gif-8299834867096886254

[opal star]

I've aged elephants in under 10 seconds by counting which molar is currently chewing, they get 6 giant molars per side in a lifetime.
With bears it's mostly a guess with teeth by seeing how stained they are. To get on the spot you have to count the cementum rings, which is why we send them off to labs.

[small bane]

Dentistry is so cool, idk if yall know but dental records are also used to identify bodies when all other methods fail

[proven tundra]

Honses

Eating their brekie

[opal star]

Had a lion wake up mid procedure once and drive a claw straight through the vet's hand, nearly came out the other side. Can get hectic quick.

[hexed kernel]

cool birb

[arctic flicker]

second round on night buried city, killed me a bombardier with a deadline

[small bane]

That’s scary af, the vets I spoke to mostly do dogs, occasionally a horse or a cow maybe mostly domesticated/farm stuff

I’m going back to work for now

[little depot]

singular deadline go brr

vs

2 cans of synthetic gas

[arctic flicker]

just 12 more levels for security breach

[opal star]

Baby.

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

ghostrunner is so wierd

[copper vapor]

https://www.dw.com/en/udo-kier-german-acting-legend-dies-at-81/a-74864714

[raven swan]

i like it but idk how deep i'll go into it

[copper vapor]

RIP Yuri

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

I cant find a fucking job

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[blazing maple]

I thought he was yaoi

[proven tundra]

My younger daughter is having a hard time too

[blazing maple]

yeah i was right he was

[proven tundra]

Applying every week since August

[little depot]

it is time

to play funky heart

[opal star]

The U.s Federal Government is calling. Lot of open seats.

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-gif-22010242

[blazing maple]

unfortunatly they only hire people with chronic brain worms or their head up their ass

or both

[little depot]

So is the ccp

[proven tundra]

Doesn't help us in Canada

[little depot]

WHY IS MOUSE ACCERATION ON

AND PERMANENT

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

me watching my mechanical rat reach 100kph and sprint off into the distance:

[little depot]

bnnuy

[proven tundra]

that is a giant swing in hourly rate

[blazing maple]

"hmmmn... hmmmn"
Taps wrench against elevator door
"Yup, that's an elevator"

[proven tundra]

you could make between
44,000 per year to 150,000 per year

[little depot]

weather beautiful innit

[slim magnet]

time to sleep now that momma cat is done with her business

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-project-wingman-gif-6562091021507517706

[proven tundra]

time to craft my mine now that I'm done complaining about the job market

[opal star]

There is a hiring freeze atm, so you probably won't get a lot of jobs.

[copper vapor]

great job for someone fresh outta high school

[little depot]

bro thinks shes ena

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/hotel-dusk-kyle-hyde-nah-gif-13323040922364824879

[copper vapor]

the collection grows

[blazing maple]

give me your volcanic rocks

I'm so hungry

I won't survive the winter

[opal star]

Forestry.

Pretty easy.

That is, getting the job.

[proven tundra]

Nothing local unfortunately

[little depot]

if you want a job

[blazing maple]

don't go to the forrest

[little depot]

just get a job

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[timid hollow]

anything with wood really

nearly lost my left index once in my apprenticeship

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-berserk-skeletons-skeleton-berserk-skeleton-unfunny-gif-25192742

[timid hollow]

anything with moving saws/drills to be precise

[blazing maple]

me trying to do wood whittling only to bisect myself in half

[opal star]

Very fun.

[timid hollow]

we had a girl in our jobschool class that put on the saw blade the wrong way

[blazing maple]

uh oh

[little depot]

whats a jobschool class

[timid hollow]

nearly ended in her shooting a plank with 300kmh trough the hall

[blazing maple]

in our highschool a guy got his hair caught in a buffer and got scalped

[proven tundra]

within 5 km

[blazing maple]

partially

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/tai-lo-gif-7790910211250344374

[arctic flicker]

good run

[timid hollow]

jobschool is where you go in a apprenticeship

[little depot]

how tf

[proven tundra]

and none of it is unskilled labor

[blazing maple]

oooh vulcano

[arctic flicker]

night buried city moment

[timid hollow]

dont know how to call it else since its literally called berufsschule, jobschool

or workschool

[arctic flicker]

I had a 3 way battle at the start, some freebies killing each other and then siccing themselves on me

[little depot]

ahh that thing

we have something similar in the netherlands

in englisj the best way you can describe it would just be vocational school

[little depot]

imma need to borrow some of your luck

(or i can just fake friendly)

[pure compass]

is that where you go instead of gymnasium?

[blazing maple]

tradeschool is what its called over here

schools for leaning a trade

like electrition, plumbing etc.

[timid hollow]

german school system is complicated, cba to explain

[little depot]

yeah vocational school

[timid hollow]

i was on a realschule

[blazing maple]

vocational school yeah okay fancypants

[little depot]

theyre all the same thing i think

[teal spade]

A guy had a crane beam fall on him, he got messed up bad, almost everything broken. We managed to get him to the ICU and then his heart fluttered, doesn't look like he's gonna make it

[little depot]

at least I wear pants you nudist bovine

[pure compass]

ah yes the middle child

[pallid sapphire]

@proven tundra keep your children at home

[little depot]

like right now?

[pallid sapphire]

Fuck

[little depot]

holy shit

[blazing maple]

true fact I'm just wearing underwear 99% of the time I'm online

[timid hollow]

no snobs and no wanna be gangsters

[blazing maple]

too hot to wear pants

[timid hollow]

was good

[proven tundra]

sorry I'll give them a call

[copper vapor]

dang :/

[blazing maple]

they're getting fresh air leave them alone

[teal spade]

30min ago

[little depot]

damn

idk what to say

sorry that happened

[pure compass]

in murrica you usually are forced to suffer 4 years of high school that is essentially a genpop prison

[blazing maple]

rat picking up his kids after a long day

rat inpsectio nmmn yes very rat/10

[timid hollow]

i will never forget how i had to defend our trashbins from a racoon

[blazing maple]

Wait that's a BIG ASS rat

[timid hollow]

thought that just happens in murica

[teal spade]

It's not to anyone I know, I'm at work as an EMT right now, just sharing stories, poor guy was only in his 20s

[timid hollow]

actually pretty average for german rural rats

[opal star]

24/7.

[little depot]

i forgot you landed that job

congrats btw

[blazing maple]

my dad has similar stories since he was a crimescene photographer for 30 years

[teal spade]

[timid hollow]

should see the ones running around in our city, once saw one big enough to kill a dog

[blazing maple]

one guy was using a bandsaw and it slipped and cut along the inside of his thigh, he bled to death before hitting the ground since yk'now... major artery

[little depot]

ooof

[opal star]

They easily can. They're american invaders.

[pure compass]

When did grim become EM(p)T(y)

[little depot]

offtopic live leak arc

[blazing maple]

he told me one about a little girl that made me have nightmares for a long time. helped me understand why he doesn't like his steak bloody

[frozen void]

forgot to blow in the cabbage today

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[little depot]

whos in the cabbage

[teal spade]

Yea... The femoral artery bleeds out stupid fast

[timid hollow]

I remember seeing two rats hunting a squirrel once

[blazing maple]

at least it was quick though

[timid hollow]

and ducks but i dont know if i was just too high in that moment

[teal spade]

This month

[blazing maple]

small mercies

[little depot]

grim whats the highest youve had someone fall and survive

[opal star]

Lmao. It's usually the other way around.

[timid hollow]

i just know once rats ate meat they kinda are into it

[opal star]

I've seen squirrels eating dead possums.

[pure compass]

rodent on rodent violence

[timid hollow]

I had a friend with a giant rabbit cage in the garden and since no one except him took care of it and he had to work a lot, the rats started vietnam warfare and dragged rabbits down the tunnel

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/rats-warning-a-plague-tale-requiem-gif-27220361

[teal spade]

I literally just started working so... 1meter
But I've heard stories from other EMTs that had people fall out of the 9th floor and survive... Temporarily...

[little depot]

ah

[opal star]

Rodent on marsupial violence.

[little depot]

no wonder she died on impact

[pallid sapphire]

Yes they are big ass rats

[blazing maple]

i remember a story of a guy who got pulled up into a tornado and flung and lived since he passed out and body went fully limp to survive

[teal spade]

Who???

[blazing maple]

Genshin impact, the sponsor of our offtopic chat

[little depot]

classmate jumped off the 13th floor two weeks ago

[opal star]

Tornado's... Lost a lot of animals to them, seen fucking cows get sent.

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sydney-sweeney-stare-contempt-interview-gif-2772135142217498059

[pallid sapphire]

I thought it was RAID SHADOW LEGENDSSSSS

[blazing maple]

yeah dude 13 floors will kill 99% of people

[little depot]

yeah idk maybe round it up to 100%

[teal spade]

Ooof, sucks man

[little depot]

if you land on concrete

[blazing maple]

well the 1% that live tend not to want to live with the after effects

[little depot]

?

[pure compass]

I've heard some story of a kid going off the 9th floor of my dorm in undergrad

[pallid sapphire]

I think its a "drop the topic or i drop you"

[pure compass]

was drunk enough to walk it off

[frozen void]

a kid here i remember fell from 5th floor but it fell on branches then in a bush , so she actually had minor injuries and bruises, not even a broken bone

kids are resilient af sometimes

[pallid sapphire]

[sick trail]

Bushes

[timid hollow]

kids and drunks have guardian angels

[little depot]

i think out of everything said/posted here what i said was the most tame lmao

[teal spade]

Ignore him, his autonomic response to any trauma is to goon

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

Nah man drunkard crashed his car,survived and jumped from a bridge to escape cops.Also around 13 floors.He used his angels up.

[little depot]

oh right i need to kill leapers

those are easy enough

not getting third partied is the hard part

[pallid sapphire]

[frozen void]

had a retard gypsy evade police in bucharest then jumped into the Dambovita river that goes through bucharest lol then asked to be saved cause he couldnt swim back

Gorilla mind

[teal spade]

That is honestly an everyday occurrence sooo...

[pallid sapphire]

[little depot]

iedy (and ivan) try not to be racist to gypsies challenge impossible

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-nothing-chin-flick-gif-22794125

[pallid sapphire]

Ivan try not to post winky hitler gifs

[blazing maple]

kids get a +5 to ac when taking enviromental damage

[little depot]

I fell from the 6th floor once as a kid

landed in some bushes

was completely fun

fine*

[pallid sapphire]

I fell a bit to often on my head,thats why am like this

[frozen void]

yes and i tanked a 50 bmg point blank cause i popped ibuprofen

i actually did shoot myself in the stomach with one of those plastic bb pistols

[little depot]

@pallid sapphire whats the difference between berufsschule and berufsfachschule

[frozen void]

[pallid sapphire]

Xalrider fell way to often on his moms toys then

[little depot]

?

[wide chasm]

one has fsfach and one does not

[little depot]

iedy is on to nothing

[wide chasm]

hope i helped

[little depot]

thank you

that helped solve enigma

im alan turing

[blazing maple]

I've never broken a bone or gotten a major injury I think

maybe one day a piece of scaffolding will fall on me and I can finally get that amputation I've always wanted

[little depot]

does a concussion count as a major injury

[upbeat verge]

nearly 70% completed gta sa

gg king

[pure compass]

how much school did azu even do in polderland?

[blazing maple]

i'd say nah

[wide chasm]

i once broke 5 ribs cuz i stumbled on a longass set of stairs

[little depot]

ight ig ive never had major-

nvm i almost lost my ears

i just remembered about that

[copper vapor]

I've only ever broken two fingers: my left pinky and my right middle finger

[pallid sapphire]

One is just regular that covers the 1. Year of most jobs and the Fachschule is specialised on jobs going into more detail for the remaining years of that job

[raven swan]

lmao the ram price situation is so hilarious here, the retialers who've kept track of global pricing have 450 usd ram, the ones that haven't are still selling sabrent 32 gig kits for 100

[little depot]

i see

[opal star]

Lose your leg going 20 mph in a car.

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-paulie-mad-aggravated-traffic-gif-19364269

[little depot]

losing your car going 20 mph in a leg

[opal star]

Ouch.

[wide chasm]

I almost thought u were talking about dodge rams

[opal star]

Not the honda...

[pure compass]

You nearly ended up in the iphone?

[copper vapor]

I heard a story of a biker falling off his bike at high speed and falling unconscious with his head inside a mud puddle, drowning in the process

[little depot]

whar

[raven swan]

those murder machines are not road legal here

[wide chasm]

thank GOD

[pure compass]

liveleak industrial accident at the foxconn facility?

[little depot]

oh

[wide chasm]

I sure love my oversized non monster truck child trampler

[little depot]

LMAO

[raven swan]

(the same road laws outlaw much of JDM stuff too so its sad being here)

[pure compass]

...denali

[little depot]

no i had my left ear lobe sawn back on

[pallid sapphire]

Ive seen a biker going full speed in a hedge .... lost an arm and the head in the process ... that wasnt so cool

[copper vapor]

also heard of an older gentleman on one of those american chopper style motorcycles losing his balance, falling on a cobblestone road, hitting his head and instantly going back to character creation

[blazing maple]

worst I ever felt was when I sauna'd myself in the australian summer and gave myself heatstroke

[wide chasm]

someone wasn't wearing a helmet

[blazing maple]

heatstroke fucking sucks soooo bad

[copper vapor]

yea

[blazing maple]

it's weird having so much nausea hit you at once

[pallid sapphire]

Umstroke

[copper vapor]

word

[little depot]

i lost my kneecap in a motocylce accident when i was 16

[wide chasm]

Now this is a pickup's natural terrain

[raven swan]

at least you use it for its intended purpose, prime

[copper vapor]

did you ever find it again

[wide chasm]

not in a suburban street

[timid hollow]

i once got stung by a bee in the tongue and im allergic

now i always put something on my cans

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

nah its made of plastic now

[pure compass]

in the tongue?

wtf bees dont taste like honey

[wide chasm]

i've got no clue if im allergic to stuff cuz i've never done an allergy test

[little depot]

bro ate a bee

[timid hollow]

The Ambulance was looking really suprised when they realized i call them myself

[blazing maple]

worst part is i didn't realize I gave myself heatstroke and just thought I was sick for a bit. so next week i had another closed door scalding hot steam shower and gave myself heatstroke again. But that time I knew what was wrong and stumbled to my room, turned the AC on high and laid on my bed on my towel naked for like 10 minutes while I cooled down

[wide chasm]

im playing russian roulette every time i try smth new

[blazing maple]

I've avoided heatstroke ever since

[timid hollow]

Where is the caller? me with swollen tongue IM FFFHERE

[blazing maple]

I don't want my brain fried anymore than it is thank you very much

[copper vapor]

wym the intended purpose isn't to drive it in hyper-urban environments while blasting awful music at max volume?!

[raven swan]

[little depot]

suburbs are the worst idea pitched to mankind since the idea of france

change my mind

[copper vapor]

depends. I like the suburb where I live.

peaceful folks, mostly old people. Very quiet, very nice.

[wide chasm]

BMP-1 spotted, rear doors detected

[little depot]

i mean these ones

[copper vapor]

oh, those planned neighborhood stuff kinda things.. yea don't know about them.

[wide chasm]

me when my house looks like everyone else's house:

now laugh.

[opal star]

NOVA suburbs. Still not that bad.

[little depot]

if you try to paint it a different colour

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063755770027573252/1316188196719038527/steam-laugh.gif

[little depot]

hoa will come and shoot your dog

wait thats the atf

[opal star]

Traffic sucks but other than that great places to live.

[pure compass]

do they have these in China now?

[copper vapor]

hoa will just pester you about your lawn and will want to take everything you own because "we help each other"

[proven tundra]

@oblique belfry @uneven sapphire made an undergarden portal at my base if you don't feel like wasting a diamond to go there

[little depot]

not in the traditional sense no

[copper vapor]

@proven tundra finally catching up

now time to become a loot goblin again

[little depot]

housing is still more integrated vertically

eg you live ontop of a garden or mall

[wide chasm]

Yo azu, how is china outside the major cities?

[little depot]

cities, just smaller

[wide chasm]

Brilliant

[little depot]

unless youre asking about rural regions

[teal spade]

That would be a save not an ac check

[timid hollow]

i just remember a video where a dude said he walked down 5 stairs in china and saw streets on the same level, went up 3 stairs and saw streets, went down 7 stairs and saw streets

[little depot]

ah yes that one exact tourist trap in that one city

[little depot]

the same place with the trains going through houses

[timid hollow]

so now i imagine china like BLAME!

[little depot]

LMAO I WISH

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-giga-chad-gigachad-chad-gif-1859091460972555542

[little depot]

blame is cool asf

[timid hollow]

havent watched it

i just know it grows

[wide chasm]

tf is blame

[little depot]

ive read part of the manga

[copper vapor]

something you put on other people whenever things go wrong

[timid hollow]

manga/anime

[wide chasm]

Excellent

[timid hollow]

city big and city becomes bigger

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/kuz-torched-gif-18070953

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-minigun-quad-minigun-quadruple-minigun-anih-gif-14691235838571669330

[copper vapor]

rolled a 1 on stealth

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-walnuts-wormy-cock-sucker-angry-gif-16900684

[wide chasm]

This looks depressing

[timid hollow]

does anyone remember what the fictional megastructure is called with the toxic gas randomly releasing

[little depot]

blame is depressing

[wide chasm]

fardtower

[little depot]

new york?

(polaris)

[timid hollow]

it was some weird russian word

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/lujan-molotov-cocktail-psyops-cia-psychological-warfare-burn-it-down-gif-7278126574346166245

[timid hollow]

its like a soviet appartment block but giant and selfsustaining

[wide chasm]

dang dude where do you live

you got snow spiders AND snakes?

[little depot]

not polaris

[teal spade]

Y'all fucks are a bunch of cowards spiders are cute!

[little depot]

and yummy

[wide chasm]

Some of em are. i fucking hate the huge and hairy shits

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-rohan-gif-20559149

Montana.

[wide chasm]

dang it must be cold as hell there

[teal spade]

How dare you, tarantulas have cute paws!

[wide chasm]

i cant even stand single digit temperatures

[little depot]

its unfortunately more like cyberpunk than anything

scarily accurate

[wide chasm]

i'd rather throw those paws in a deepfrier

[little depot]

even down to the nomads and farmers

[copper vapor]

I think I know what you're talking about but I can't remember if it had a name

[little depot]

and shit ton of fucking drones and robots delivering shit

like holy shit so many clankers

[wide chasm]

i sure love drones

[timid hollow]

i know it had, but remembering russian words is meh

[little depot]

you expect a human to deliver your package?

[timid hollow]

its all just ksdjakjfhjkaschowska

[little depot]

nope its a fucking robot with cat ears

[copper vapor]

[wide chasm]

i mean, for delivery jobs some robots couldn't be that bad

[raven swan]

genshin jumpscare

[opal star]

Coldest state in the lower 48.

[copper vapor]

genshin x FF7 crossover? That's the cryopod where they keep Jenova

[raven swan]

no that's just god juice

[little depot]

cloest thing i can think of

[copper vapor]

that's a lot of god juice

[timid hollow]

SAMOSBOR

[little depot]

???????

[timid hollow]

WAS THE NAME OF THE SETTING

[raven swan]

yeah they're kind of really juicing the land

[blazing maple]

no the enviroment is an entity with a challenge rating of 200 that attacks children

[little depot]

OMFG

gigakhruschevka

[blazing maple]

bless you

[wide chasm]

KHRUSCHEV???

[little depot]

I WAS RIGHT

[teal spade]

Why you got pictures of my house

[timid hollow]

ye

[little depot]

yeah its named after him

[wide chasm]

oh wait i thought that was the dude with the thick af eyebrows

[copper vapor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/russian/comments/wxvh5l/russian_psychological_horror_samosbor/

[little depot]

i got pictures of you kissing boys

[wide chasm]

its not its the lame baldy

[teal spade]

Who doesn't...

[wide chasm]

are we entering the gooner zone

[copper vapor]

brezhnev

[wide chasm]

Brilliant

[copper vapor]

this is what peak male performance looks like

[wide chasm]

ffs i cant find the video of him speaking chinese

brb

[blazing maple]

fat gman

[teal spade]

Iedys here, so yea

[copper vapor]

he reminds me of an actor who played the soviet premier in RA2 and the atreides mentat in Emperor Battle for Dune

[wide chasm]

do NOT disrespect brezhnev like that

[copper vapor]

[wide chasm]

found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5AymeRq6vs