╟❓general-offtopic

[copper vapor]

I finished work

stop stalking me birb

[blazing maple]

here's the stalker

[pallid sapphire]

But that Sirius Pendrake Furry dev person is a retard anyway

[sour rivet]

im stalking you sam

[pallid sapphire]

He cant get shit done

[sour rivet]

watching your every move

[blazing maple]

i've been awake 5 minutes and he already dm'd me

[sour rivet]

until i can play dark souls with my friend

[blazing maple]

no peace smh

[sour rivet]

I SAID ONE THING

BRO

ONE

FILE

WAS HIS PROBLEM

fuck ass steam

[sick trail]

Mushroom jumpscare

[pallid sapphire]

[blazing maple]

anyway i'm suffering period cramps this morning so i'm cranky and in a mood

will take pain killers before heading to work

[pallid sapphire]

My wife,once a week,every month

[rocky turtle]

there still mushrooms in Kazakhstan?

[sick trail]

Yeh?

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

where's the badgers and the snake

[sour rivet]

dear period cramps LEAVE HER ALONE!!
sorry you had to see that chat i just get so passionate about feminism

[sick trail]

Well I can locate the snake, dunno about badgers
@heavy junco

[sour rivet]

True!

[copper vapor]

guy had an extremely elitist and gatekeepish take and I called him out on it

I don't remember specifics

[sick trail]

But you were mean so

[copper vapor]

[heavy junco]

[sick trail]

Whatcha lookin' at, punk

[pallid sapphire]

Awawa

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

Snickers

[glad parrot]

The average reporter in Steam discussions pffff

[timber oxide]

Can you explain it to me - a person who actually doesn't know cause I don't play it

[copper vapor]

found it

[glad parrot]

HAHAHAHAHA

[copper vapor]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[glad parrot]

Disrespectful

Yeah, MBO

You were bein so disrespectful

Learn some manners!

[pallid sapphire]

[heavy junco]

Ive never seen flame that heated

how can you sleep at night

[timber oxide]

Fucking damn it it was just a bit below

Hold up I have something for that

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

Also I just want to point out that even if this post was truly disrespectful, some people don't deserve respect anyways

[copper vapor]

fax

bro acts all high and mighty

"pvp players have graduated from co-op and singleplayer games"

fuck outta here

[glad parrot]

"ITS SOMEONE ELSES FAULT THAT I CANT AIM"

[heavy junco]

For me it was the other way around

Got too hectic to play sbmm games

Went to sp or coop

[blazing maple]

so this guy is shooting hornets in the armor plated front part instead of literally anywhere else on it with a hullcracker that'd result in a one shot

this is like exclusively aiming for knees in a shooter and complaining it takes too long to kill people

[copper vapor]

playing last night with doge we surprisingly found alot of friendlies

I thought duos/trios queue was all KOS

[copper vapor]

maybe he has tarkov leg meta brainrot

[static axle]

exactly why i like pve games over pvp

[glad parrot]

What's your favorite pve game?

[frank hearth]

hullcracker nerfs are anoying but holy shit its not that bad

[static axle]

i would have to say GZW or EfT

[sour rivet]

hope y'all ready to see our fuckass dark souls 3 characters again

[blazing maple]

"i can't kill these flying drones they have no legs for me to shoot at!"

[arctic flicker]

Look at all em mixtapes

[glad parrot]

Please gimme the full names, I'm kinda dumb..

[frank hearth]

you would think a tarkov vet would have seen enough fly hackers to be used to shooting flying targets

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-spongebob-worried-oh-neptune-mrs-pops-gif-5619861

Tarkov leg meta enjoyers when they see the matriatch and queen (they have 6 legs)

[sour rivet]

I am terrified of dogman

[static axle]

GEI ZONE WARFARE OR ESCAPE FOR TOIRKOIV

[timber oxide]

I can think of another type of enjoyers that would be like that

[blazing maple]

time to listen to worlwide torture

[copper vapor]

rich mf

[sour rivet]

whuh

[glad parrot]

Tarkoc

[copper vapor]

I bet they try aiming for Ticks' legs instead of their body (it's a one-shot)

[arctic flicker]

1 was from some cheeky bug who tried giving me a friendly emote then spent like I guess 5 minutes trying to ambush me on the rooftop, didn't work

[blazing maple]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff2Qyk3JWCU

[sour rivet]

o

oo

[copper vapor]

ok

time for second job

[sour rivet]

Zug zug

[copper vapor]

housekeeping

[timber oxide]

what am I looking at

[copper vapor]

a computer screen

[timber oxide]

My 12 year old USB stick is still working

Even though the system didn't recognize it as a device at first

And then said it was broken, but after scanning it it decided that it actually is fine

[arctic flicker]

my rubber duck collection is coming along nicely

[timber oxide]

More rubber ducks

[blazing maple]

my rock collection grows

[latent hazel]

kill yourself

[sick trail]

I wanted to send a TF2 bonus ducks gif
Tenor genuinely shows nothing

[sour rivet]

local brainfarter SO SCARED OF MUSIC
tells sharer to kys

[green granite]

Nah man its Xal

He sees something remotely fur

[blazing maple]

gm xal how're you pookie

[green granite]

He tell ppl to kill

[latent hazel]

was doing fine until you posted that

[sick trail]

Post muscular black men, I've been informed he likes that

[blazing maple]

damn you must really not like rock music

i bet you prefer nightcore

you're a nightcore fella aintcha

[ancient garnet]

Anyone got any good ways of obtaining plastic jars for crafting purposes?

[sour rivet]

mine character (im not fucked up)

[copper vapor]

@pallid sapphire last one about the morals guy

[sour rivet]

cant say the same for @proper coral tho

[sick trail]

In what game?

[ancient garnet]

woops wrong channel😂

[sick trail]

Ayyyy he got eyes

[blazing maple]

darn

[ancient garnet]

Why am i down here😂

[blazing maple]

nearly got 'em

[ancient garnet]

im usually 2 channels up

[latent hazel]

yes

[pallid sapphire]

eat joghurt or pudding

[ancient garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/gendo-stare-neon-genesis-evangelion-gendo-gif-9367805630101002790

[obsidian sun]

not exclusive to xal

[latent hazel]

Joe Gurt

the inventor of yogurt

[copper vapor]

why are you eating joe ghurt

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1390301795406057602/caption.gif

[uneven sapphire]

Chat we are cooked

[obsidian sun]

convergence ?

[pallid sapphire]

joe gurt deez nutz

[sour rivet]

yeag

[uneven sapphire]

nato generals started playing hoi4

[sour rivet]

his nose was much larger earlier

[sick trail]

Vtuber collab nobody expected

[blazing maple]

go kill gundyr already you slurs

[sour rivet]

does she know

[sick trail]

[sour rivet]

dog doesnt

[obsidian sun]

anyone has the retarded issue of your cursor disappearing when playing shit

[blazing maple]

dry can you give me perms to say forbidden words

I'm funnier when i can say them

[obsidian sun]

get in line

[sour rivet]

it wasnt gundy

[proper coral]

we kilt it

birb got hit first

[sour rivet]

:(

[upbeat verge]

alo

chat

[blazing maple]

hi ivan

[upbeat verge]

hi mantha

[sour rivet]

hivan

[upbeat verge]

hibirb

hirb

[sour rivet]

H

[upbeat verge]

r

[boreal belfry]

anyone played Demon Souls

[upbeat verge]

no

[boreal belfry]

is that the mod?

convergence

or somehting

[obsidian sun]

yes

[timid hollow]

CON?

CONVERGENCE?

[obsidian sun]

yep

[copper vapor]

is that the bloodstarved beast from bloodborne

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core6-armored-core-mecha-mech-gif-27220299

[obsidian sun]

smh

[copper vapor]

or w/e its name

[sour rivet]

No

[boreal belfry]

how good is it

[obsidian sun]

it's the funny dog from irithyl

pretty good

better than cinders

[upbeat verge]

@obsidian sun I reunited trevor with michael

gg

king

[boreal belfry]

whats cinders?

like the boss or -

[sour rivet]

Shit

[boreal belfry]

lords

[obsidian sun]

that was so awkward

[obsidian sun]

another dark souls mod

[boreal belfry]

eh i dont like mods

[obsidian sun]

ik the creator of that mod gets mad when you say convergence is better lmao

[boreal belfry]

i also tried my best to recreate flutted set from Demon souls

[green granite]

It is very exclusive to Xal

[obsidian sun]

no

[blazing maple]

ivan does it sometimes

[slim magnet]

i missed you too baby oh how have i missed you

[rocky turtle]

haha classic

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/UpdatesLilyRose/status/1992395218981888378

Lily-Rose Depp Updates (@UpdatesLilyRose)

First look at Lily-Rose on the set of Robert Eggers’ upcoming movie ‘Werwulf’, located in Bourne wood near Farnham, England 📽️

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 778 🔁 52 · Nov 23, 2025, 12:50 AM

👀

[timber oxide]

So classic that it doesn't occur to me anymore

[rocky turtle]

🥀

[timber oxide]

It was a regular thing to happen

But I haven't had any errors in ages

[rocky turtle]

me too because i dont play it anymore

[timber oxide]

And I do play it and every update is fine

It has been like that for like a year or two

Maybe more

[latent hazel]

@mystic dust

[timber oxide]

The real question is why would you go to the end unprepared

[sour rivet]

To the high wall we go

[rocky turtle]

u can play convergence with coop in ds3?

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/BLU3R3V3RB/status/1992562186498257087
once again im not in birbs feed

Blue Reverberation (@BLU3R3V3RB)

what the fuck was i just sent. this video would be significantly better if it didnt have the random vinebooms and etc though

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 23, 2025, 11:53 AM

[sour rivet]

Dam

[marsh cargo]

are you going to tell me that this shitpost wasnt on your feed ?

[sour rivet]

I didn't see it

[brittle karma]

[sour rivet]

Yet

[green granite]

Elytra

Elytra IS the prepare

[rocky turtle]

bro steal scissors from barber

[onyx vigil]

Welp there is just 1 week left of this shitty month

Has anyone played destroy all humans recently?

[quiet abyss]

RAT THE GOAT

WE LOVE RAT DAD

[onyx vigil]

Awww you got a free game, it’s been years since I got a free game 😦

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/creature-hungrycreature-hungry-cat-kill-me-gif-13304236

@proven tundra

[onyx vigil]

Anyways good for you mate

[celest plank]

The shilling is crazy

[quiet abyss]

thank you depressed man

means a lot

[onyx vigil]

Lol

[proven tundra]

You better not shoot me in the back

[quiet abyss]

i hope someone gets you something nice for christmas

[proven tundra]

or I'll be mad forever

[quiet abyss]

i would never

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

id shoot birb tho

[rocky turtle]

[onyx vigil]

Well let’s hope for helldivers 2

[quiet abyss]

no im kidding, birb is chill i wont, but i cant promise that random people will be spared

[blazing maple]

father rat praise be

[quiet abyss]

i can imagine they will kick the bucket

[onyx vigil]

You aren’t in charge of a camp, right? Right?!

[blazing maple]

kill the randoms

[quiet abyss]

Santajiro

[blazing maple]

do it for me

[quiet abyss]

oh i will

[onyx vigil]

Sociopath

[quiet abyss]

for you because you got me arbites, and were really nice in general

[onyx vigil]

Eyyyy nice to the homies I see

[quiet abyss]

im as nice as i can be

which is... not that nice

needs improvement

[copper vapor]

friendship ended with darktide
now arc raiders is my best friend

[onyx vigil]

Well I hope we aren’t hostile between each other

[quiet abyss]

no theyre both my friends

its a strange love triangle

[quiet abyss]

we arent

im just a dickhead by nature

[onyx vigil]

Cool neat to know

[quiet abyss]

anyways im making pizza in my oven

brb

[onyx vigil]

Which one

[copper vapor]

I hope I get something for christmas from my family because I'm spending a lot on them for christmas AND I also spent a lot on them this month

[quiet abyss]

the one in my fucking bathroom

like of course my kitchen oven

like lmao

[onyx vigil]

anyways pineapple on pizza or Hawaiian pizza is my favorite pizza and I think it’s good

And I will die on this hill

[blazing maple]

darc tide

[sour rivet]

A fat dude killed me

[green granite]

So you are like

Adopted now?

[onyx vigil]

Anyone played fable before?

What?

[copper vapor]

I played fable way back in 2007

[slim magnet]

i bit

but it was 5usd

[onyx vigil]

Oh shot that was when I was born

[slim magnet]

i can't process the fact people were born after 2003

imagine missing san andreas' inital release

[sour rivet]

sire you arent supposed to be in this channel then its 18+

[slim magnet]

yes chat i know that was 2004 and not 2003

[sour rivet]

[proven tundra]

I'm pretty sure I played it when it came out

(Fable)

like 2001-2?

[sour rivet]

2004

[proven tundra]

so it was

later than I remembered

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G6aeXAPWUAA-J7k?format=jpg&name=medium

[sour rivet]

What

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/destination-fear-odd-fellows-home-alex-schroeder-its-weak-sauce-bro-gif-22959294

[proven tundra]

What the heck

[sour rivet]

We gonna kill vordt

[hexed stag]

whatever man

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[timber oxide]

[proven tundra]

Gonna have a döner for supper

[sour rivet]

Vordt is killing us

[proven tundra]

Have you asked him politely to stop

[wide chasm]

Lore accurate wisdom teeth

[opal star]

@carmine laurel Heart shot kill with a 90 Lb Horsebow. 73 yrds. 13 mph wind.

From the opening of archery season.

[carmine laurel]

Good shot on springbokkie

nice bow too

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

i am so glad i didnt have this issue

[rocky turtle]

damn nice shot

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank s2 ep 13

finale

[quiet abyss]

nah i just hold a particular fondness for rat now

[blazing maple]

doge doesn't have teeth CONFIRMED

[oblique belfry]

oh no i got my 20s

i just didnt have pain like most people

they just popped up

[proven tundra]

Only now? Cmon

Everyone loves me

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

i love you more tho, so that dont count

[turbid shuttle]

I played the game based of this

[quiet abyss]

[turbid shuttle]

its fun ngl

https://store.steampowered.com/app/343710/Kholat/

Steam

Kholat

Narrated by one of the most popular British actors,** Sean Bean**, Kholat is an exploration adventure game with elements of horror, inspired by a true event known as the Dyatlov Pass incident – a mysterious death of nine Russian hikers, which led to countless, unconfirmed hypotheses. The player will plunge directly into the boundless scenery of th…

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

1997

Metacritic

64

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Historical fiction horror game based off the dyatlov pass incident

[obsidian sun]

marking pliers jumpscare

[turbid shuttle]

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-burning-markiplier-markiplier-on-fire-markiplier-dying-black-markiplier-gif-11279829778956796885

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/shivering-dog-shiver-me-timbers-shiver-me-timbers-dog-gif-23060744

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-burning-robert-helpmann-markiplier-getting-over-it-rage-gif-1734552878806861009

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-meme-transformation-bald-gif-23642278

[obsidian sun]

male07

[turbid shuttle]

imma be real i didnt even know he went bald in the gif

[opal star]

@celest plank

[turbid shuttle]

I just clicked it

[obsidian sun]

same lmao

[hexed stag]

mixed reviews

[turbid shuttle]

Its actually really good

its just

incredibly hard

Most the bad reviews are just skill issues

[hexed stag]

alright

[sour rivet]

Vord is dead

[rocky turtle]

[turbid shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C34v970nBAw where do I play this

Slither.io but gambling

[obsidian sun]

these fucking dogshit gambling shorts

i kept getting that stupid ass flappy bird plane one for so long

[turbid shuttle]

@opal star What header do you use, honey bee?

[thick plover]

https://fixupx.com/shitposts_mp4/status/1992103248279306751?s=20

🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎞️ (@shitposts_mp4)

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FixupX · Nov 22, 2025, 5:30 AM

[left mantle]

Only when we're winning!

[opal star]

Geringhoff. Honey bee sucks, MacDon is a majority over here.

Got an email from geringhoff that the 20 inch 60ft corn head could be a thing.

Claas 8900's are sweet though, my choice.

[turbid shuttle]

[turbid shuttle]

[turbid shuttle]

XFR 50
?

[opal star]

TruFlex.

[turbid shuttle]

[opal star]

https://www.claas.com/en-us/agricultural-machinery/forage-harvesters/jaguar-1000 Recently got this thing, sweet AF.

[quiet abyss]

20 min to arc raiders :D

downloading

[arctic flicker]

collect rubber ducks

[obsidian sun]

@timid hollow

[quiet abyss]

fr?

are we deadass?

why

[arctic flicker]

cause why not

[sour rivet]

break time

[oblique belfry]

am i the only one

who's not getting any ducks

[sour rivet]

yes

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-armored-core-mech-mecha-gif-4415469934864361740

[oblique belfry]

i swear i've never seen a duck in the game

[arctic flicker]

night raids spawn an unusually high amount of ducks for me

[opal star]

Saws.

[blazing maple]

yes

just go to any residential loot ozne

[oblique belfry]

i see

[copper vapor]

is this even english

[copper vapor]

I saw them

[sour rivet]

i understood it fine

[quiet abyss]

i just realized

[copper vapor]

wtf does "dapped" mean

[quiet abyss]

arc is my first extraction shooter

[quiet abyss]

hold up

i got you

[sour rivet]

old man

he did this

[quiet abyss]

its like a handshake

in essence

im too lazy to properly explain it

you basically do that thing arnold and that other guy did

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3392281

[copper vapor]

half a min into a session

[quiet abyss]

then you slide your hand

[copper vapor]

got DAPPED by a guy with the op gun

[quiet abyss]

and then lock fingers

[arctic flicker]

same earlier for me, T1 venator hiding in the corner

they should make the burletta an auto-pistol instead

[copper vapor]

huh

tian wen doesn't sell rattler

can I craft it

ye

[arctic flicker]

yeah but the parts are better used upgrading other weapons

[blazing maple]

yeah greys are the craftin bunch

anyway use hairpin :)

hairpin + ferro + nades

all u need baby

[opal star]

EPA has ruined Chainsaws.

Love this thing.

[quiet abyss]

what hairpin

sounds interesting

never heard of it

[proven tundra]

Why hairpin over stitcher @blazing maple

[sour rivet]

no

[blazing maple]

that's cause it's suppressed!

[sour rivet]

stitcher

:(

[quiet abyss]

OH

[arctic flicker]

welrod but arc version

[quiet abyss]

its the welrod

right

[rocky turtle]

TIAN TIAN mentioned @sour rivet

[blazing maple]

doesn't show damage direction indicator when shooting people+ intergrally suppresed so its great for ticks + cameras + pops

[copper vapor]

I want to test some shit

[quiet abyss]

taiwan mentioned!!

[sour rivet]

dogman has left me to eat food i am so alone

time to look at gamepass

[sour rivet]

im sure it can kill players easily too if you can land heads

[blazing maple]

play pacific drive

[sour rivet]

was thinkin about that

[blazing maple]

do it bro

it's sooooo goooood

doge confirm

CONFIRM

[sour rivet]

give me ONNEEEE good reason

[blazing maple]

there's a hot older woman who berates you and is mean

[rocky turtle]

back to lobotomy corporation u go

[sour rivet]

you had me at woman

[arctic flicker]

you can greet the friendly dumpster

[blazing maple]

oh the friendly dumspter!

[blazing maple]

also you like scp so you'll like pacific drive

[sour rivet]

i also saw people say it has the same vibes as votv

[blazing maple]

yeah

[sour rivet]

and since im waiting for 0.9 to be stable

[blazing maple]

anomalous items and things

[sour rivet]

okie dokiely

mmm surely theres other games i can get

....is b07's zombies any good?

i didnt hear anyone talk abouyt it

[proven tundra]

bo's is poop from bum

[arctic flicker]

oh yeah, found a bettina bp earlier in arc

[proven tundra]

I believe

[sour rivet]

rats

[proven tundra]

bettina blows ass

[sour rivet]

zombie

[blazing maple]

it's perfectly average

[proven tundra]

?

[sour rivet]

oh yeah

sam

[blazing maple]

which sucks it should be better

[sour rivet]

you played atomfall

right?

[blazing maple]

yes

[sour rivet]

how is it

[blazing maple]

neat

[sour rivet]

mmm

[rocky turtle]

aaaa zombie rat

[arctic flicker]

kettle/stitcher my beloved

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

it feels like it needs to do more damage

and not break as fast

[arctic flicker]

I need more sentinel and bombardier cells to upgrade my few benches left

[blazing maple]

yeah the durability is absolute ass

[sour rivet]

atleast i dont need your gamepass to play some of these ubisoft games cuz i already own them

cant even play them if i wanted

[blazing maple]

my tummy cramping soooo bad

[copper vapor]

@blazing maple hairpin IV gaming then?

[sour rivet]

did you eat lactose again

[blazing maple]

hell yeah brother

[blazing maple]

no period cramps

[sour rivet]

can... you even have them?

[blazing maple]

unfortunately

[sour rivet]

dang

[blazing maple]

estrogen is a bitch

[sour rivet]

well thats interesting to know

and terrifying

[blazing maple]

it's rare

[copper vapor]

time to try doing my first security locker breach

[sour rivet]

just project your period cramps to someone else

[blazing maple]

hairpin for pew pew and ferro for BANG

[blazing maple]

okay get ready

[sour rivet]

wait what

[blazing maple]

PSYCHIC BLAST

[sour rivet]

these losers

[blazing maple]

i wanted to play but i'm too eugh

[arctic flicker]

15 more levels away for me

[sour rivet]

just lay down for a bit

i.. dont really know what the cramps feel like so i cant say anyting

[blazing maple]

league requires less mental effort i'll do that

[copper vapor]

damn the stitcher 4 reloads SO FAST

[sour rivet]

buh

[blazing maple]

imagine a constant tightness in the lower stomach area

[sour rivet]

oh

[blazing maple]

that pulses occasionally

[sour rivet]

okay yeah i had that before

[blazing maple]

should i play tft

that's fun

[sour rivet]

i pray for neeko

[blazing maple]

I could stream that

[rocky turtle]

how dare u call rat a loser

[sour rivet]

shyurgh

[snow tree]

Bro, todays matches were PVP fest, dunno why ARC decided to throw me in there

[copper vapor]

lezdodis

[rocky turtle]

beadoner hi

[timber oxide]

feddy

[snow tree]

Yello, just going to bed after some arcing

5-6 back to back raids with either rats, exctract campers or just mute murder hobos shooting in the back as you pass them

I got my stuff tho so

[rocky turtle]

i need to buy arc raiders too sometime in future

[snow tree]

It's fun, I wish there was more quests and lore but

Raiding and doing Project is fun

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

lore
machine bad

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

just like...
uuuuh

almost in any sci fi?

[timber oxide]

We can't have LORE now since MatPat retired, all we can have now is lore

[rocky turtle]

🥀

[marsh cargo]

naaah
neir is
human bad
machine also bad

[timber oxide]

spirit of human good?

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

im so fucking excited

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

ive got this big shit eating grin on my face

[marsh cargo]

still no
even 40k
organics are the bad

[snow tree]

Be ready to shoot when they don't emote back or speak

[rocky turtle]

remind me why dark age happend?

[marsh cargo]

said 40k

not 20

[copper vapor]

2 urpls in one round, I'm happy

[timber oxide]

I will never understand why my laptop just randomly decides to go super fucking loud for approx. 10s while doing nothing and then go quiet at random intervals

[snow tree]

Funniest shit is when someone doesn't speak, starts blasting and when they get merc'd then suddenly they can use their mic

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

also the fault was the eldar for fucking too much

[copper vapor]

happened to me yesterday

[upbeat verge]

go to cosy bed
I have the TMNT bedsheets
we won
@marsh cargo @rocky turtle @snow tree@oblique belfry @quiet abyss

[copper vapor]

c'mon game pick a lane

[snow tree]

Like nah bruv I ain't defibing ya, I wanted to be chill

[rocky turtle]

[arctic flicker]

"Why you do that bro"

[oblique belfry]

im still mad i couldn't experience car bed as a kid

[copper vapor]

ferro gaming it is

[snow tree]

"you could just took the loot and go on merry way"

[snow tree]

I've started to run new meta, double ferro

[copper vapor]

peak

[oblique belfry]

double tap perk from zombies

[snow tree]

Switcheroo faster than reload

[arctic flicker]

killed a leaper earlier for the last pulse unit, dipped and watched the vultures come out the woodworks killing each other for nothing

[copper vapor]

I need to farm more mid-tier enemies with doge

or learn how to fight them alone ig

[oblique belfry]

literally happened with bastion yesterday

[snow tree]

I just helped randoms do leapers today

[oblique belfry]

when me and mbo were farmin

[snow tree]

Only for me to need leaper units now

[copper vapor]

I need a buncha stuff from all the midtiers

[arctic flicker]

the tips about farming on spaceport with the small shelters is good

[oblique belfry]

we learned that c4 charges are amazing against leapers

[snow tree]

i can farm anything rn, it just takes time solo

[oblique belfry]

used 3 c4's on leapers and it went down fast

[copper vapor]

same but more time = more risk

[snow tree]

Yeah

[upbeat verge]

c4 charges tend to be amazing against... nvm recieved word from my lawyer to not continue that sentence otherwise big trouble

[snow tree]

I run seekers or trigger nades

[oblique belfry]

trigger nades are peam

[snow tree]

Also loving shrapnel lately, does wonder inside

[quiet abyss]

you won indeed

[onyx vigil]

I am 18

[snow tree]

Fought a dude, he went in a room to heal, I couldn't push cus low hp, chucked him a friendly shrapnel

And they are cheap af to craft

[arctic flicker]

earlier 2 freebies were fighting each other and one got downed in a shit shack, so I just tossed a heavy fuze grenade and ended it there

[quiet abyss]

IM WINNING, IM PLAYING ARC RAIDERS

LETS GO

[copper vapor]

hope you don't get spawncamped in your first run

like doge did

[arctic flicker]

bit odd to start shit right at the start of a fresh round on free kits

[snow tree]

Man night buried, load in

Four flares pop immediately

Followed by another four in various spots soon after

[arctic flicker]

still have to solo a bombardier for one of the last workbenches

[snow tree]

Dunno what was going on, but they were bloodthirsty on that run

My best bombardier runs were on night dam and spaceport

[onyx vigil]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mDoP1DW61XQ?si=8BM1j5golcY1YIoH

[snow tree]

City is just too ratty

[onyx vigil]

Don’t say that or sir rat will be angry

[arctic flicker]

might do night spaceport, probably less likely to get vultures coming considering alot of mid-size arcs around

[upbeat verge]

figured the homies would enjoy this one

@quiet abyss @copper vapor @arctic flicker @snow tree @onyx vigil @oblique belfry @sour rivet @flat violet @cunning reef @obsidian sun

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

[onyx vigil]

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-its-always-sunny-applaud-happy-cry-clapping-gif-18958303

[onyx vigil]

[snow tree]

I found spaceport to be the most chill to farm arcs, most folks either join or never come to you

[upbeat verge]

this one was a real banger as they say

[arctic flicker]

so far I find spaceport to be more pvp related than the other maps

[copper vapor]

gah

being dragged onto wakfu

[snow tree]

For me it's always city

[copper vapor]

city is like a cod map

and I suppose it makes sense that I see more pvp there

fug

first thing I saw was a surveyor

but no nades

and I wasn't gonna chase it across the map for 5 mins

[snow tree]

I was running Blue gate and it was chill aside from one extract camper

[copper vapor]

so I just let it be

[snow tree]

Started going city pvp

[arctic flicker]

I did find a town hall key in the hospital, used it at the same time and when I was done looting, I saw the door open and some cheeky fellow hiding behind the pillar badly

he even started the fight and lost

[snow tree]

That just makes you chuckle

[copper vapor]

also I don't need surveyor vaults anymore so

still need a buncha shit from everything else

leapers, rocketeers, bastions, bombardiers

[arctic flicker]

just need 2 myself, then its just medical supplies to upgrade the bench

[copper vapor]

the rusted shut medical box thing?

[arctic flicker]

so far no luck with rusted medical crates

[copper vapor]

testing annex at southeast side of dam has a bunch of medical-related containers

I found mine there

[onyx vigil]

https://youtube.com/shorts/N3u9gdJZmxI?si=SQz87vcQQ9LrMzaP

[copper vapor]

I still gotta learn how to solo these midtier enemies

[arctic flicker]

guess I'll be murdering a bunch of people at the annex then

might as well use that one key too

[turbid shuttle]

Why is every zero hour player fucking retarded

Fuckass HEARD THE DEFUSE

RAN AWAY

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet

[turbid shuttle]

I have never seen less compitent people then the people who play this game

[sour rivet]

roland only run

[copper vapor]

C&C Generals Zero Hour mentioned

[rocky turtle]

not possible

[sour rivet]

(binah cuz fairy is broken)

[sour rivet]

roland vs roland

[rocky turtle]

[turbid shuttle]

this game

[rocky turtle]

[turbid shuttle]

its just milsim siege

And its entire playerbase has a collective IQ of 2

[snow tree]

Explains why you play it

[turbid shuttle]

[arctic flicker]

small errors = death
kind of game?

[turbid shuttle]

I might quit cause of how retarded these people off

[snow tree]

[turbid shuttle]

small error = you lose the entire thing kinda game

And my teammates, for the last SIX FUCKING MATCHES

HAVE BEEN RETARDS

I need to play with SBMM on jesus fucking christ

[bitter spire]

Fay

Where are you

[turbid shuttle]

It is actually shocking how retarded people can be

I would rather play with students from a special ed school

[proven tundra]

you're playing it
so that does that mean
that you are brain rotted too

[turbid shuttle]

Like actual retards doing better then people who are just dumb retarded

[proven tundra]

I see

[bitter spire]

‎

[turbid shuttle]

no its just unranked is full of people who have lost there hearing and eyesight and have an empty skull

But ranked is CS2 sweaty

[proven tundra]

so don't play a game that sucks

[turbid shuttle]

No hackers tho, the anicheat works

[bitter spire]

‎

‎

[turbid shuttle]

_ _

_ _

[bitter spire]

‎

[turbid shuttle]

_ _

[proven tundra]

[turbid shuttle]

_ _

_ _

_ _

[turbid shuttle]

Game is great, community is retarded

[copper vapor]

just like hate playing isonzo

[turbid shuttle]

I love isonzo

Dont play it anymore cause it got boring

Dude this FUCKING GAME

Im done

I will be back in 2 hours playing it but im done

Teammates are actual mogoloids, and I get like top score in the game, but the enemy team can actually think so they win

meanwhile rest of my team:
-750 points

I hate being good at games

[quiet abyss]

shouldve brought rat with me

theres 2 people here

idk if i should say anything

[static axle]

naah they werent rewtarted just toxic

shit game anyways

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

[turbid shuttle]

ITS 740$ NOW

I paid 220$ for this bitch before price increases

[small bane]

More expensive than a 5070ti

[arctic flicker]

let it rain

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

best twitter update get fucked

[quiet abyss]

I MADE IT

[quiet abyss]

i made it back :)

with my loots

happy

i talked to one person

because he didnt shoot

[arctic flicker]

show the loot

[quiet abyss]

literally bits and pieces

[proven tundra]

I didn't

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

poor rat

[proven tundra]

but the wolfpack bp was in my prison wallet

[arctic flicker]

got some essentials right there

[proven tundra]

so all good

[quiet abyss]

yeah im pretty happy actually

its most of the shit i need for the workbench upgrade

all the plastic parts at least

[copper vapor]

save this entire column

[arctic flicker]

and the tick pods

[turbid shuttle]

Which is more expensive then a 9070XT

[quiet abyss]

i will keep that in mind

[hexed stag]

where is the fella?

[marsh cargo]

Indonesia

[oblique belfry]

uuuuhhhh

[quiet abyss]

so wait you cant craft rattlers by default?

[oblique belfry]

UUuuuhhhhhhhh

[quiet abyss]

i like rattler

[turbid shuttle]

Discord moment

[marsh cargo]

been larping as a japan nationalist on twitter for close to a year
Indonesian

[oblique belfry]

shit looks cool though

props to that

[quiet abyss]

i might craft a ferro

so that i can go arc hunting

[oblique belfry]

imagine crafting ferro

free loadout gang

[arctic flicker]

free loadout

[sour rivet]

im gonn find your user one day

[oblique belfry]

birb look i experienced LSD

[sour rivet]

yum

[quiet abyss]

how do i even use that

i dont get it

XD

im clueless

[oblique belfry]

when selecting your loadout

there is a tab called "free loadout"

at top

it lets you go in for free

but it gives you randomized gun

and quick uses

[arctic flicker]

you'll get either a stitcher/kettle/ferro

[oblique belfry]

ye

[marsh cargo]

you wont

[oblique belfry]

rattler too

[copper vapor]

stitcher, kettle, ferro or rattler

[quiet abyss]

oh i see

[sour rivet]

i wont

[arctic flicker]

rattler is quite a rare freebie for me

[oblique belfry]

its my 2nd most popular gun

[marsh cargo]

for once
its not sparter 34

[oblique belfry]

during free loadouts

[copper vapor]

and in the usables you always get at least 1 bandage and 1 shield recharger
then some dumb utility like binocs or door blockers or whatever
and 1 throwable/grenade

[quiet abyss]

its a decent one no?

[sour rivet]

i must follow another offtopicer

[oblique belfry]

you can get blue nades rarely though

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

i remember spawning once with a blaze nade

[arctic flicker]

eh you'll have to be accurate with it, since the free rattler only has 10rd mags

[copper vapor]

like showstoppers and heavy fuze?

[oblique belfry]

then again could be wrong

ye

[quiet abyss]

i see

[copper vapor]

never spawned with them

but I did spawn with blaze nades a few times

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

free loadout goes hard

lets see what i get

[oblique belfry]

and wanna know smth even better ?

if you evac with your free loadout

you can turn it into normal gear

[quiet abyss]

and keep the new loots?

thats cool

[oblique belfry]

yuh

[copper vapor]

Lance lets you exchange the free loadout kit for any of the greens (looting, tactical or combat)

[quiet abyss]

free rattler farm

[copper vapor]

you trade the free loadout kit for one of them

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

bro really wants that chauchat experience

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

no its just got decent penetration and fire rate

unlike the stitcher

which shoots lots

but no pen

ferro gaming

[arctic flicker]

stitcher is for people mostly

[quiet abyss]

i got a ferro

[oblique belfry]

stitcher is for pvp

ferro for arcs

[arctic flicker]

kettle is pretty decent for both

[oblique belfry]

ye

[arctic flicker]

at least the unarmored bits of arcs

[oblique belfry]

and 2 bullet per reload is sometimes a life saver

[copper vapor]

ferro gaming

[quiet abyss]

i dieded

[oblique belfry]

ferro gaming

[quiet abyss]

because ferro

and he had rattler

[arctic flicker]

shoot once, rush in and beat him to death with hammer

[copper vapor]

worked for me twice

[arctic flicker]

the ferro got high stopping power

[oblique belfry]

im gonna try double ferro thing kreeo mentioned

[quiet abyss]

issue, he shot me like 12 times

i was in the open

[oblique belfry]

the double tap

[quiet abyss]

and i tried to press space to dodge

and just jumped

[oblique belfry]

roll is left alt

[arctic flicker]

alt to roll

[quiet abyss]

darktide muscle memory cooked me

[oblique belfry]

also

[quiet abyss]

i know

[oblique belfry]

you can change your shoulder cam angle

[quiet abyss]

but muscle memory

[oblique belfry]

with x

[quiet abyss]

i changed it to mouse button

but yeah

i know

[oblique belfry]

love how he went 1st for keybinds

and also learned it there

just like me

[quiet abyss]

yeah i did

[oblique belfry]

thats how i learned as well

[quiet abyss]

i went there because i knew voice chat was gonna be on some fucked key

i also might just like, change interact to F

but idk

[oblique belfry]

default vc key is B

which is meh

[quiet abyss]

i know

i made it toggle too

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

no open mic, and no holding button

[oblique belfry]

open mic

[arctic flicker]

me learning all the hidden techniques

[oblique belfry]

inb4 you forget to press it again

[quiet abyss]

although i always have my headphones mute button

which is usually on

so eh

[blazing maple]

B for Bark at your enemies

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

just saw peak art of my streamer

life is good

[quiet abyss]

free loadout again

XD

im not paying for loadouts when im just getting the hang of things

[copper vapor]

I just farmed free loadouts until I had 2 million coins

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

did almost all quests as free loadout

[oblique belfry]

b r u h

[quiet abyss]

please be ferro again lmao

[copper vapor]

except the ones where you have to bring stuff

[sour rivet]

b to blow

[quiet abyss]

uhh birb

you might want to reword that

[sour rivet]

no

i know what i said

im referencing something

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-sterling-archer-hey-phrasing-phrasing-gif-4228674

[quiet abyss]

well, raiders must really like you

[sour rivet]

im markiplier coded\

[green granite]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT MAN

[oblique belfry]

drugs

[sour rivet]

hunt the rabbit

uh

how is december a week away

[arctic flicker]

its wabbit hunting season

[copper vapor]

time marches inexorably forward

[sour rivet]

i heard people say time moves faster the older you get

[oblique belfry]

exams in 2 weeks

[sour rivet]

im starting to think thats true

mf im 21 shit should still be slow

[oblique belfry]

n o p e

[sour rivet]

i should drink ALCHOLOL

[oblique belfry]

we are in 4x in this shit

we need to get to the end asap

[sour rivet]

we need to kill the whale

[arctic flicker]

There's some convenient bombardier spawns in the back of spaceport, guess I'll hunt there to avoid most of the vultures when I need em cells

[copper vapor]

me and doge took down an isolated bastion at the NW side of spaceport

there was also a surveyor and bombardier there

but we left the bombardier after taking out sebastian and surveyor

[arctic flicker]

bastion I'm good on, already have 2 dead

[sour rivet]

sam lost a pentakill

[oblique belfry]

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

[sour rivet]

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN

IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

[oblique belfry]

THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME

HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY

[sour rivet]

AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW

AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

[oblique belfry]

WHITE

WHALE

[sour rivet]

WHALE

[oblique belfry]

HOLY

[arctic flicker]

oh yeah, got the convenient advanced field crafting so I can make raider hatch keys on the go if I find the parts

[oblique belfry]

GRAIL

[sour rivet]

GRAIL

[sour rivet]

DAMNIT

YOU WERE FASTER

[oblique belfry]

[arctic flicker]

do the trench towers have any good loot?

[copper vapor]

THE FLINCH IN YOUR EYE CALLS YOUR BLUFF

[sour rivet]

last time i was there no not really

[arctic flicker]

imma spit on the keycard I have then

[quiet abyss]

ROCKETEER

FUCKER

[sour rivet]

its always rng

with the key rooms

[quiet abyss]

literally killed a dude

and he FUCKING CRAWLS 9 MILES

[arctic flicker]

asset denial moment

[quiet abyss]

hate how far you can get while downed, its a little absurd

[copper vapor]

and I would crawl five hundred miles and I would crawl five hundred more

[quiet abyss]

ah yes, you can make it 100 whole meters

[oblique belfry]

life saver most of the time

[quiet abyss]

while bleeding out

[arctic flicker]

there's a tier 3 augment that lets you regenerate hp when you're downed

[quiet abyss]

i dont care, i literally down a dude

and this stupid flying MG drone is on his body

i just realized im still downed bro

if i wasnt whining i could have extracted lmao