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go for smth else then 
Backpack backpack
It doesn't take my inventory slots now
Brother has never felt the fear of the Toz Scav
And back accessories are all lame
dunno why you are so triggered about the backpacks using inv slot 
shulker box is the exact same system
Shulker box can't be placed on your back
No head eyes in this game
The fear is universal
Backpack has the ability to not take the inventory slot
Getting killed by a fucking stick with a barrel
Woe matriarch be upon yee
what the fuck
Most balanced goety ad on
Ok this might be a good back item
azu did you play revelations
Nope
Doge check for me if it appears on the accessories quest tab
ferro headshot + raider tool to the shins
works every time

I love the ferro
Did you kill them
Nah we were free loadout
for PVP I'm happy when I free loadout spawn with a stitcher
Eh
And then we got extract camped
what kind of animal do you take him for of course he didn't kill them
Ten out of ten experience
like baby possums
Most of the people in this game aren't actually that sweaty in pvp
The two shot blue gun will beat any of the other guns at PvP tbh
I probably die to arcs more than I to people
It's still broke even with the nerf
No the pistol
dafuq
Is the venator broken?
Hmmm
I have fuck all blue prints
Outside of Jupiter and equalizers
But you need a queen core for that in the first place
time to arc raiders, in 5 minutes
She arc on my raiders until I get extract camped
Me when I raid my ark 
Wait wrong piece of media
she raider on my lost until I ark
If you have a fast trigger finger and decent aim you can beat any other weapon
nickname

Nades are insane
the grind to 3 more lightbulbs and several more misc items to upgrade my workbenches
Two snaps will kill basically anyone
Now the question I have was if ths ping was replying to something stupid I said or atroxinal trying to get me to play darktide for the 9 billionth time
Play darktide with me
die
Kn44
🥀

Play darktide with me too oomfie
that's not too bad i think
putting a red dot with a riser on an ak is pretty retarded though
rn?
No in 5 days
The moment they didnt put an okp on the gun is when they messed up
I think bobcat has faster TTK technically
But if you're further away then like 20 feet you're not gonna hit most of your shots with it
hm
And harder to get
what is ttk btw
Time to kill
ah
why 😭
Oh thank God I work on Friday I have an excuse
If someone is beside cover with an il toro or something you might lose but just gotta rush while they're pumping
I feel like the foot steps in this game aren't really noticable
So rushing always feels better
That or everyone I've been fighting is ass
I'm ass

The sound for arc raiders is fine, if its arc raiders ur talking about
They call me double o seven zero quests done zero blue prints 7 eam fights per game
obligatory useless tape
You only hear them when they're about 70ish meters in
Foot steps at least
I think my favourite PvP encounter was a woman last night (assuming from voice) that sang the whole time we were having a ferro duel
Kinda peak
0 quests done
0 raids survived
7 free kits used
True!
Much better shot than me as well but I did manage to land one while I was rushing
Which is hard with ferro lol
I don't really know tbh
my best pvp encounter was the guy I mentioned yesterday
missed 3 anvil shots at me
aggroed a rocketeer
got downed by the rocketeer
opened vc to ask me for help
I think i will go pvp immediately
I'm sure there's a million yt videos
exposed/explosive raider cache map event
they spawn all over and have more chance of having blueprints in them
Could always do the worst thing imaginable, consult the internet
12 minute video 8 minutes intro 3 minutes sponsor
1 minute content that's is vague and doesn't help
Uhh just go find raider caches lol
Super easy

"Go in a raid and loot stuff
"
is my reddot supposed to be so off center?


no. ask in newbies chat
kk
the 2 week minecraft phase strikes third time this year

i already was playing it single
Third?
Fear
posted it enough times to make pyrson change the server modpack
Prominence was this year?
i think no
It could be
The most important event of the 2nd season of Offtopic SMP was pipnik getting banned 
My calculations say that it had to be this year cause I wanted to extend it all the way to march so that my friend could actually do something when he comes back from work
(it didn't last till march)
nvm then
Also I just want to say that Maru may have fixed their internet to be able to play on the server, but they still get kicked from time to time and it's funny
it happened while most of us were offline

It literally happened when most players were in the hub
On the most active day
No, you just missed out on the most important event
giant fish fossil
I mean, it had to be important cause pipnik being a sore loser tried to make me look like a villain here in chat
Grab your fishing rod
gospeh
y
A lot is happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QhrN4ed2aU im so excited bro
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@dusty fulcrum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZOzVq7X-b8 I found peak
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FUCK WRONG DRY
Dude my bad
@sick trail

ahem I found peak
@timber oxide 
Yeah, what about it
imma yoink the loot chests
Damb
Wrong dry
Good, yoink them
structure's loot chests
I left them there for a reason
Save rapido :)
😭
They ruin my plans for expansion but loot is loot
mauser
this looks almost as cancer as cruelty squad
cooooock i see a moood
why do you have a child
Thing is, I can see in this game
why do you have so many backpacks
So it's good :)
what are you talking about ? 
BRASIL SWITCHES
what for
Another server? 
yuppa
Whats the pack now
not really
pyr has been playing alone for a week
we just started joining
i was playing on my sp save for 2-3 weeks 
it all started cuz i started posting about it
ill check it out
offtopsmp2.kinetic.host


halt
love how technically you can use these chests as ender chests
because the loot is different
Austrian spotted
I forgot I was in there lmao
My friend got all excited and I told him "you going to get scammed"

I'm in a lot of servers, at the limit
I've been busy

my body is a machine that turns the dead into the living
They didn't pay rent
Also it sometimes spins on its head
Fun fact
You cannot use a lot(?) of guns with an offhand item
The pistol is one of them
bummer
You need the other hand to reload
teto
Ironically, the flare gun works with an offhand item, or at least the game doesn't tell me it doesn't
Oh, one thing
I don't really like our map / minimap mod
I mean, it's good
But there's a much cooler one
its the same as every modpack ?
Lemme get to the point, fucko
There's a map mod where you have to craft your map
It's a book
And it's not like the vanilla maps
Yes
eehhh its decent
Rlcraft mentioned
It's decent cause you're a lazy ass who prefers to have a map bound to a key on your keyboard
says you who says back slot is for backpack
Yeah it is for a backpack, it's in the name
wrong
I played one pack that put the Create oxygen tanks onto the back slot
Brother are you sam bridges
Just fucking build yourself a base
Then claim one like I did
i found your hq but thats it

Are caves big in this pack
Technically speaking it's almost as if I built that thing now
I thought it didn't have his better caves
Cause I replaced every single wall in it
yeah ngl it looks good
very open space
so open that i can move into the 2nd floor

No
was worth a shot 
You move in anything close to me I will fucking send you to space with no way of coming back
wtf arc raiders discord has SIX HOUR SLOWMODE in the suggestions/feedback channel
??????
Bro


6 hours
clown central holy shit
what the fuck
Hate me game discords
Also Doge bear in mind that this building still offers less space than any of my regular underground bases 
Except garn47's server that place is chill
oink
V2.5 soon
can believe that
Birb we have drip (armor) and drip (hats) and also drip (weapons) and drip (building blocks) and also more drip (accessories)
Ok but mojang logged me out again
squatter
Mojang hates drip
It's not really that big
And it was late last night so I couldn't get my dad to do the shit again
Tell you what Doge
There's a pillager outpost nearby that I cleared
I wanted to use it but you can take it
The one with elder guardians in the basement (they are dead)
oh another one of those ?
Hmmmm
ye ik
Cause I didn't know it had trapped chests
?
And the fuckers did it to themselves tbh
Yall playing minecraft again?
Cause I got to the chest at the top of the building
a
do i dare try 
it did ?
yo can we rob dry of his money
i thought it was like "eh spawn issue i guess"
It does have 2 trapped chests

birb can you stop stalking people holy shit
so stalking
The one close to me is already cleared from traps (I think) cause I knew about it
and what do stalkers use? social media feeds
But the spawn one, I had no idea

oh i think i see it
you're the stalker for friending me
No, that's not it
stalker
That's a flying house that is empty inside
you signed the fine print
The one I'm talking about is north-east
buh
Besides I wouldn't want you to live so close to me cause of your stinky kebab stank
without you 

yesterday me and mbo had the best cinema runs
wah
got a matriarch reactor too
i wanted to watch sam finish total caos
we did matriarch trial
Do you mean delightful kebab musk?
you're literally the only person I know who even LOOKS at the activity tab
but again
real stalkers use social media to stalk ppl so 
i mean technically
steam is a social media app
if you count the community tab and all that
that part of it is, yeah
community, activity and such
and you know what's worse
this part isn't even something the user does themselves
like on facebook
whatever you post there
it's you posting it
but this?
it's just steam doing it "for" you
whether you want to or not

stalking your ass rn 
im mcing it

@timber oxide i have found the mansion ass house
you mentioned
very beeg
@proven tundra
The only reason why I have snapchat is to spy localizations



back in my late teens I used to stalk a girl I liked but I never followed her anywhere

just "kept tabs" on what she was doing
still creepy but I never acted on anything
not my fault her life was an open book on the internet
lmao
and it made me glad to see she was doing well
Umm 🤔
finally lunch break
@oblique belfry did you boot up arc raiders today to see this week's trials?
no
lemme know
me
gongaga
Me and Azu found Jupiter blueprints 
@timber oxide this shit is too big for me 
I love idiots who no-life the game for two weeks then say it has no endgame
"I have 150 hours in 2 weeks and did all the content, this game sucks"
if you are talking about this one that is

I said
NORTH-EAST
Elden ring launch be like
This one is
SOUTH
Funny enough, came back to my first save after a year and I realized I didn't explore two towers
My amazement!
i still gotta get the elden ring dlc..
😔
Brother can't math, can't read, can't directions
Just like me fr
Can't upgrade PC
i cant do SHIT
😭😭
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM GONNA STALK PYAAQC'S STEAM NOW CUZ HES THE ONLY PERSON ON MY FRIENDS LIST THAT REGULARY UPLOADS SCREENSHOTS
Who uploads steam screenshots
me
You're weird
me??
yes
Spam them on discord when nobody asked like a normal person
i mean i havent posted 1 for a year
i find it really weird when normally-low-framerate animation suddenly switches to smooth high framerate animation
it's like those moments when you randomly start seeing in slow-mo for a split second

wild i know
what happens in december?
things
damn
the red one comes
good or bad
good?
@oblique belfry also i forgor to say but prominence doesnt have seasons anymore
the framerate is safe
woa
Trash pack
sire you complained about them as well
Yeah but not because of the framerate
But because I had a dock
Which kept freezing
And the fuckass pack maker'
Didn't update the boat mod
With the one that had an icebreaker boat
goddammit china mmo why irl time locks 
did you get rid of trapped chests btw pyr
I got rid of the tnt
do they have 72 hour crafting times? 
I forgor I have this thing
trials didn't update yet @oblique belfry
apparently it's on monday
so we still had the entirety of today 

bruh
oh well
1 day break
I noticed that monday refreshes are fairly common
one day casual ferro gaming
ALMOST?!
I'm used to weekly resets on tuesdays or thursdays
oh pyr is on warf
Bro you are so edgy that it can't even be measured
time to invite him to my clan
Please do(n't)
im on warf
doing war
I'm framing war

CUM CHEST
I told you I was busy
wretched people
I don't even have you on my friends list
excuse me ?
he hate me

Hold up I have to leave my current clan
Thankfully everyone is fucking dead
No
huh
does linggango have complimentary shaders
I dunno
im quite fond of its end
bros have no clue how trials work
Which end
yes
@subtle sage
the end

also bro thinks I should be ingame 24/7 because I like it
steam discussor learns people do other stuff for the first time
he's kinda right
arguing with steam forum people is worthless
"You only have 64h in a game that just released"
Also known as "I'm unemployed and instead of trying to change that I spend my time playing video games and thinking I'm superior over people who actually contribute to society in some way"
this sounds like phil leotardo
i compromised
I too am unemployed… 
20 hours played recently, I wanted all achievements
pyr i invited you to the clan
I compromised
bro's got birb levels of stalkering to go up to my profile and look up my playtime to get an argument against me
tghats it
im gonna look at ALL THE GAMES youve played
@celest plank watching s2 ep 12
So I do have to leave my current one 
o no
wich one is that
Both are 9.6 on imdb I think
bro has 3k hours in dota

Goodbye, people who did Gauss with me back when it released
I wont spoil anything
You will be missed
But enjoy

oh theres a free trial for dune awakening
Can you invite me again
eag
I'm in
Me when i dont know how egg is spelled
||12 is richie's death, 13 is pussy|| DONT CLICK DOGE
welcome
Oh my fucking god I have to craft the fucking key again?
And it takes 12h?
Holy shit this game sucks
Miserable

Because they have to pad out your playtime
What playtime
I don't have to be online for that
No idea lmao
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT
THEY PULLED ME BACK IN
I wouldnt wait 12 hour
i fucking love silvio
there was an image of that scene but with silvio playing guitar

i tried finding it for so long
arc raiders
@sour rivet bro clean up your dojo, there's mold everywhere
bro got 150h in 2 weeks
calls the game 'pointless'

im leveling bro
be a man of your word
i'll continue in a bit
burnout moment
I already miss my old clan dojo
so not only you're a pansy you're also a liar
That thing was a work of art
Arrogant sod posting 😔
Because our founder spent all his time in the game on building it
This shit's moldy as fuck
Imma quote that
500 hours in strangers of paradise
Peak
also how tf do you get to that
how is a game pointless
Of course you wont want to play the fucking game if you wont do anything BUT play it
Oh my fucking
man dark souls is pointless once you kill gwynn
There's nothing researched in here
lies?
also why the fuck does "!" look like lowercase L in the steam forum lmao
Im better, i got 260 hours in darktide over 3 weeks, no burn out
(i need jawb)
Bro you don't even have Lenz
lmao i didn't even notice it was a "!"
tf
Tf2
I like how the big room is all written with small letters 
Slightly less big room 
yea I did have to explain.
shits expensive
Did he just say minecraft for 10?
he did and I won't bother checking
lol the same guy telling me "if you like the game so much why aren't you playing it right now" is having an existential crisis over his gaming time
how the turntables
Hes a forum user

ferro gaming
2 more lightbulbs to go
also free loadout can make you spawn with items you can't buy on npcs
it was lol
like blaze grenade
brother what is region chat
also 10 minutes in on a night raid bleh
might as well just extract immediately

night raid on buried city tho, might as well collect the stuff for lvl3 medical bench
Might as well bring volt mines and camp extract 
he's doing free loadout
only has tagging nade
which, tbf
I never used
so no idea if it's any good at all
Hey @sour rivet remember when nightwave was about lore?
I have a plan for free loadout runs
kill a wasp and a hornet, get their drivers
and throw them at players
i uh
started literally a nightwave after the lore one
2021
There were 3 lore ones
yeah
oh my fucking god I need argon crystals
(no I don't, this is funny af)
killing myself
fuck off
another 10 minutes into raid spawn lol
what is the deeper significance of the episode where Tony eats indian food and spews out of both ends?
wish I was this good
don't eat indian street food
don't interact with anything indian*
cause it wasnt street food either
one of them was trying to melee me??
"I no-lifed the game for 2 weeks"
chad
I would've done that
ok now I'm gone for realsies
be back in uh
2 hours maybe 
the "game encourages pvp but you're bad if you do it" people are so retarded
if tarkov players are 4chan users
then arc raiders players are bluesky



i read till "psychologists" and genuinely did an eye roll and physically moved my head away from the screen
Holy retarded take
can you tell him to kill himself for me?
A lot of people keep saying: it’s an extraction shooter. Killing isn’t against the rules! Yeah, obviously. But this isn’t a deathmatch either - killing isn’t the goal of the game. And it’s not like Wreckfest where smashing someone’s car is literally part of the rules, because you doesn't lose your car after all. In an extraction shoo...
i did a lot of mean things in blade and sorcery am i a bad person
killing is a means to an end
the end is many monies
fucking retards

game's been out for 25 days
bro did almost 10 hours a day in the game

I must be a horrible closeted mass murderer because I casually kill civvies in gta

rude
i ran people over in saints row
The people in this thread are close to suicide according to how fragile they are
im pulling my friend back into darksoul3 coop

we gonn do convergence
Yeah they are full retards
dashing fellow
ugh
and im supposed to be the weird one?
while people who seriously think like that are out there?!

like
i only do pve
but still i understand
that pvper will just kill you because they can
You summom demons with your language
და
pulling the sociopathy "study" is such a joke
According to them im Adolphs cousin
Just because i drive over people in GTA
Since the first GTA game
guy throwing flame grenades on me while I'm fighting a queen - 

same guy when I shoot him in the face - cmon broooo
MY GAME MY CHOICE
Its like my body my choice 
I will kill you because I want you to suffer 
When I kill someone in TF2 I drain their soul 
hmmmmm
mental ward
immediately
you considered harming someone in a videogame
When i kill in BF6 i absorb small soul chards and when im sucked up the apocalypse will start
Honestly sounds like some salty TF2 friendlies have evolved
nay
hang him
You'd better let me harm people in games or else I will start doing it irl, your choice 
(I actually won't do that but you get it, right?)
bro finds out about the fact that PvP games are about destroying someone else's fun to have fun yourself
mindblown
because seven is a cannibal
How about I take your piwo
NOOOOOOOOOOO
PIWKO TESCO??
LEAVE MY PIWO OUT OF THIS YOU MONSTER
believe it or not, understanding puns and wordplay is apparently pretty damn high level english, or any language really
so a minute to explain it doesnt seem that wild

i will when i get home
Im off to apply for job
HE SAID THE J WORD
Understanding wordplay basically means you understand the language
Theres a position and the assistant manager is helping me get a job
BAN HIM

HE SAID IT AGAIN
oh and this reminds me
What was this about?
simple and real
bro whining about the morality of pvp in pvpve games
This @timber oxide
"if you kill other players you're a shit human being"
Bro it has "pvp" in the fucking name
is the crux of it
exactly 
did some buried city night raids
Like, if you don't want to kill other players then cool, but don't expect others to do the same
that's exactly how I play
I got 4 pvp kills
all were self-defense
I lose most pvp because I take the first shot
goob night chat :3
(and it's usually from the back
)

In games like that I just assume that other players are hostile until they prove they are not, and even then I don't trust them 100%
It doesn't necessarily mean I will shoot them on sight, since my preferred method of fucking with people is stalking them 
hello all 
Hi Droom
droon 
what
uh oh
let them in
It's safe, trust
Turns out many find it very unintuitive that, mixing two hot things, does not sum their temperature up, but rather averages the temperature depending on amount of each.
for example, a type of rocket engine operation cycle takes exhaust from turbopump assembly and puts it into the main combustion chamber, as a means of keeping the engine from melting.
the turbopump exhaust is around 1600 degrees celsius (depends on bunch of things), but compared to main combustion chamber which reaches up to around 6000, that's cold.
....or a more normal example, you can cool down a hot pan by pouring boiling water on it.
ok john logitech
killing myself
hot + hot dont = superhot
it's all your fault
haha you cant playy
Now you can't play it
Sudden urge to what
mid run
remember if they get banned you get banned
wait really ?
Birb

gotta grind those orbiter hours
yeah

@oblique belfry finished ep12?
the only good thing she does
Tbf id rather have the roles swapped
like actually
fuck janice lmao
@opal star
https://youtu.be/smdG6kb-fgA
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player would dress like this and say their cahracter is male
clickbait 🤮
also
does he know
idk what he's talking about but that last sentence made me lose 10 years
is bro a gamer artist
whats the description again ? 
hullcracker is a grenade launcher
and the grenades it fires don't explode on other players
the description says the grenades only detonate when impacting the pve ARC robots
Doing another speedrun to gettin banned from the discussions? :3
@pallid sapphire 
I hope not, because I have no idea what I said there that could get me banned lmao
So you've never watched a Oompa video
Wasn't it uhh... somethin somethin you were being excessively mean?
Its that simple 
It was pretty hilarious~
a light pen weapon is not better at removing armour than a hull cracker wtf is this guy talking about
and it can 1 shot hornets and wasps?!
her
her
People still clown on me in Silverfish forums cause i said all guns are weird,the same and theres to much bloat
this guy is birb











