#╟❓general-offtopic

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small bane
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think this one is the best i found so far

gray kettle
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for bird hunting yes, more pellets = higher chance to hit

sour rivet
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bird shot?

no i didnt

small bane
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yall so lucky you get to shoot real guns

sour rivet
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who is yall i never shot a gun in my life

small bane
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but you could if you wanted to right

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speaking to the hamericans here

sour rivet
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merican here

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im broke

small bane
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i see, well at least u got the option

sour rivet
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i dno not

small bane
real aspen
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guns? i cant even carry a pocket knife here

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retarded laws

small bane
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tbh i dont rly believe u need to carry either a knife or a gun in public

gray kettle
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im european

small bane
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at least in europe

gray kettle
real aspen
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every day when im outside i run into situations where i'd benefit from my trusty little knife

gray kettle
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cough cough

small bane
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well i live in poland

small bane
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safe af here

real aspen
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your thinking about wrong thing

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it's not about safety

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it's about utility

gray kettle
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w polsce tak, ale zobacz Szwecje albo Francje kekw1

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also whoops

sour rivet
gray kettle
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i call it pest control

real aspen
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knives

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dumbass

gray kettle
real aspen
gray kettle
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Oh, so a machete

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gotcha

small bane
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just be like me and dont leave the house

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nothing bad ever happens if u never leave

gray kettle
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Just grab a solid fireaxe

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prepared for zombie apocalypse

small bane
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l4d2 vibes

real aspen
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a machete would be really useful to me actually

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i mean, is

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i take one with me if im going anywhere near outdoor-ish

gray kettle
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I had such a nice park/forest nearby

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they cut it down like 4-5 years ago

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made places for small houses

gray kettle
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people living there like some kind of hobbits

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25mx25m parcels

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not a single tree in sight

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just some shrubs

small bane
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the shrubbery

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there was a monthy python sketch with that

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it was rly funny and i cant remember it

gray kettle
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trimming the shrubs

small bane
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ahh yes it was in the holy grail

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god i need to rewatch that its been way too long

onyx vigil
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Fuck I forgot about international men’s day

gray kettle
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that was like... 2 days ago?

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3?

small bane
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mens day sleep

onyx vigil
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Yeah and I fucking forgot about it

small bane
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femboys day wokege

opal star
sour rivet
gray kettle
gray kettle
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the Double barrel shottie was peak

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Nothing like blasting Kleer's apart with single KABLAM!

sour rivet
gray kettle
onyx vigil
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So yeah I fucked up, I will add it now as a notification from now on, on November 19th

sour rivet
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bro it aint that serious

opal star
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Handy when in polar bear country.

gray kettle
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Magnum slugs?

sour rivet
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the lil ignition part

onyx vigil
gray kettle
onyx vigil
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Yeah anyways have a good day

small bane
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you as wellll

onyx vigil
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You know what I’ll go and get a drink to celebrate international men’s day 3 days late lol

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sorry for being an annoying cunt

small bane
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that proud to be a man?

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cant relate tbh

onyx vigil
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it’s fine have a good day anyways :3

gray kettle
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i didnt even knew there was such a day to celebrate

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until like 2 years ago

onyx vigil
small bane
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meanwhile try to forget womans day

gray kettle
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OH dear god how dare i forgeth that

onyx vigil
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Compared to imd

opal star
gray kettle
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we just grow up in "you're a guy - deal with it"

gray kettle
onyx vigil
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Anyways I’ll go and buy the shit I need right now so bye

small bane
upbeat verge
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astronomical banger

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@gray kettle

gray kettle
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DeusEx soundtrack

opal star
gray kettle
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How to hunt a Black rhino 101

upbeat verge
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this much ammo here would get stolen in about one afternoon

small bane
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i hate thieves

opal star
small bane
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or crimms in general

worn harness
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now that i think about it, is tarkov realistic?
if so, for fps its tarkov
while for tanks/vehicles its warthunder?

gray kettle
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45/70 govt damn

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the kick on that baby

upbeat verge
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yeah "thieves"

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okay buddy

gray kettle
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their volumetric armor can be .... buggy ocassionally

opal star
worn harness
gray kettle
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Wasnt "Hell Let loose" even better for Tank combat?

small bane
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what do i do with my life today
smoke weed and play fallout 4 in vr
oorrr take molly smoke and watch anime

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the choicessssss

worn harness
# gray kettle their volumetric armor can be .... buggy ocassionally

#вартандер #warthunder #military #automobile #explore #specialforces #warthundermemes #warthundermoments #desert_warrior #europe #enlisted #usa #ussr #viralshorts #shortvideo #shorts #funny #funnyvideo #funnyshorts
#وارثاندر #ورثندر #محارب_الصحراء_قيمرز #قناة_محارب_الصحراء

▶ Play video
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I mean, I've seen worse (from other people), but never really experienced any thing like this. Thanks to Charlie Zulu for sending me into oblivion and thanks for heatfs for doing most of the dirty work.

Gif version: https://gfycat.com/AmusingFittingArachnid

#warthunder #funny #fail


Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ryzawavt
Twit...

▶ Play video
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lol

gray kettle
small bane
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mood has not been decided

worn harness
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VR huh
i feel like i get tired fast if i play VR games

small bane
small bane
worn harness
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oh

worn harness
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lel

gray kettle
worn harness
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the round fcking penetrated first without damage
then ricochet to damage the tank again

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lmao

gray kettle
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yea, causing no spalling on first entry

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like

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Laser round

worn harness
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meanwhile the jadtiger
the bullshit ricochet shot

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got gaijined

gray kettle
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I always have my "i wanna play warthunder" moments

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every year

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download it

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play for a week

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rage

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uninstall

worn harness
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then install again to play

quiet yew
gray kettle
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Yea but a year later

worn harness
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wot is cancer
fcking broken tanks like BZ 176

opal star
gray kettle
quiet yew
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as if warthunder is any better

kill someone
get revenge bombed

gray kettle
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Like its not how physics work

worn harness
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latest map designs are fcking shit

quiet yew
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yeah WT is obviously better because you can shoot from your spawn to the enemy's

gray kettle
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like fuck that

worn harness
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hulldown tanks
the fcking HE rework is thhe biggest issue i got from WoT
how dafuq can i damage the hulldown tanks when my HE doesnt do anymore damage

quiet yew
worn harness
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for planes
AB is the way to go

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but for tanks
RB

quiet yew
gray kettle
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Like - you wanna play TANKS and not Planes

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and thats fine to drop WT

worn harness
quiet yew
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derp tanks still work

worn harness
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stupid HE rework

gray kettle
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O-I big derp

worn harness
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either you do damage or you hit but no damage

quiet yew
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it actually is
because a KV-2 can't deal 500 damage just by hitting you anywhere

gray kettle
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WoT does not have overpressure mechanic right?

quiet yew
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nope

worn harness
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ye

gray kettle
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(i played it like 10 years ago)

worn harness
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before
HE works like a splash damage and finds the most thin armor in that splash area and deals damage

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kinda broken i guess

quiet yew
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broken AND you could use it as a substitute for gold ammo
which is a big no no

gray kettle
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kinda, but its a Splash round tbh

worn harness
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altho the most annoying tanks in wot are now arty
fcking stun mechanic
dafuq you mean

gray kettle
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i can see the stun being the pressure mechanic from being hit by an HE

quiet yew
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I have mixed feelings on that
yeah it's annoying
on the other hand, I think it's better than getting insta-killed like you got 10 years ago

worn harness
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they should have made them like early days of wot where they can 1 shot tanks

quiet yew
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lol hell no

worn harness
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lel

quiet yew
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they should just remove them all together but then like 20% of the playerbase would quit

gray kettle
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okay i would say - IT COULD/should one shot - if the round was big enough/had enough explosive filling to literally squash your tanks like a can

quiet yew
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instakills don't belong in videogames, period.

gray kettle
quiet yew
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good

gray kettle
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I can see why you would want them gone

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Cause it gives you no counterplay

quiet yew
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exactly

gray kettle
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you just vaporizes

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on the other hand

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You got Borderlands "badassses" level of Bullet Sponges

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where you unload 30 seconds of fire into a guy

worn harness
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the tier 5 lef spg is a cancer

quiet yew
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oh the lefh

worn harness
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ye

quiet yew
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I would perma-ban any player who has more than 100 battles on it

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and any player trying to que up with it that doesn't yet have 100 battles would get a 50/50 chance to get a one year ban

worn harness
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btw i just checked wot website
all tanks are just black variants of the normal tanks
dafuq

gray kettle
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LMAO this thing?

worn harness
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ye

quiet yew
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yeah this bullshit

gray kettle
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what the fuck is this

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xD

worn harness
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cancer spg

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OP view range

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fast reload

quiet yew
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at tier 5

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also insane view range

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half-decent armor

gray kettle
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its not even a real life variant tank?

quiet yew
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I've seen some games where it clutched a 1v3

gray kettle
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oh

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ITS PREMIUM

quiet yew
quiet yew
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not regularly anyway

gray kettle
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giant rectangle goes BRRRRRRR

small bane
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time to sink like 100hours

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ofc npc are hooked to ai

quiet yew
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I remember WG saying in 2013 or something that they would never sell the E-25 (OP tankdestroyer) again
guess what
they sold it during every major even like xmas for 4 more years

worn harness
upbeat verge
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@gray kettle

gray kettle
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OH panth theme

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love it!

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:3

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but there is one theme that always makes me smile

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for old fun days

upbeat verge
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braum?

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nvm

worn harness
gray kettle
gray kettle
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My main Supp

quiet yew
gray kettle
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next to tresh

quiet yew
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and this is the tier 11

worn harness
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while type 4 and type 5 have been buffed and nerfed lel

quiet yew
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like holy fucking airball

worn harness
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but its tanks

gray kettle
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its very arcadey

quiet yew
gray kettle
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its what made me stick to WT more

quiet yew
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and there were entire tank lines dedicated to them

gray kettle
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tho i dont say its that much better

onyx vigil
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So what are you guys going to do today?

quiet yew
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play wot

onyx vigil
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that’s nice

worn harness
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and then you have this monstrosity
its special ability is on its engine
it goes faster the longer you are on the move

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BREAKER is the name btw

hexed kernel
onyx vigil
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I will be mostly celebrating the thing I talked about earlier after it happened 3 days before because I am a dumbass and that being drink a lot of drinks

worn harness
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iirc tortoise got armor nerfed?

onyx vigil
worn harness
gray kettle
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typical tank destroyer

worn harness
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fcking broken
when you are tracked
oh boy

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fast reload around 5 seconds

quiet yew
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the only tier 11 that looks somewhat good is the leopard

worn harness
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that tank is shit

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you need to have its special ability to be good

quiet yew
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yeah I heard

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most tier 11s are kinda shit

worn harness
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even the TD after grille 15

gray kettle
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TUTEEEEL

quiet yew
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🐢

slim magnet
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they fixed that weird ass chance that clip decides your pen kept going in a straight line for a little longer whenever you lifted the stylus after a quick line while using the stabilizer

opal star
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The only 'ok' game they've put out is world of warships.

worn harness
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the only good ones are the british double barrel tank
american heavy tank
american medium
polish medium
KR-1
sorry i forgot the names

slim magnet
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it's so comfy now

worn harness
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oh yeah even the breaker coz its side armor are HEAT magnet

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it eats HEAT for breakfast on its side lol

opal star
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You can make just about anything.

onyx vigil
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So anyways I wish you all a happy day

gray kettle
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a fine day to you to

onyx vigil
slim magnet
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looks cool

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defaults brushes are also banger

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even the ones that have always been there feel better to use

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but i don't mind them since my artstyle is kinda hardlocked into one very particular brush i picked off idk where EONS ago

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it just looks weird on other brushes

blazing maple
uneven sapphire
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huh

hearty wyvern
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@quiet yew actually brainwashed take when I bought my phone the only hoop I had to jump through was getting my new carrier to realize I wanted to keep my number

quiet yew
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I said 500 dollar
you said your cost 750

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a 500 dollar iphone would never have such an issue

hearty wyvern
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A500 dollar android has a similar setup my old phone was a $120 pixel and the only hoop to use it was it being a not as powerful device

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It just couldn't play arena breakout for more than 2 games 😂

fresh hull
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bruh

grand flare
quiet yew
hearty wyvern
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Imagine basing your opinion on a device on 10 year old stereotypes

chrome ginkgo
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I love his fucking reactions so much

twilit kindle
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i was urging an extraction shooter game with pve only so i tried playing single player tarkov it wasn't clicking then i realized there are a lot of elements similar to gamma, even better. there is something in this game that scratch my itch i can't explain it well enough

twilit kindle
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lmao

hexed kernel
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also wrong channel

fresh hull
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!whip

twilit kindle
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isn't this offtopic?

fresh hull
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wait is that not a thing anymore

quiet yew
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!topic

solid sundialBOT
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@quiet yew

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

quiet yew
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oh that's not it either

chrome ginkgo
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Gonna let my man poke my eye out

hearty wyvern
celest plank
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Everything is a stalker clone

quiet yew
chrome ginkgo
celest plank
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doom 1993 was made by looking into 9year old grigorovich's brain

worn quail
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Clone of what?whip

hearty wyvern
# hexed kernel what

The original plan for tarkov was a stalker like game with multiplayer
They then morphed into what it is now

chrome ginkgo
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I need him to poke my eye out, feel bad, and give me an eye enchanted with see invisibility

quiet yew
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balls

fresh hull
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yo did y'all know cyberpunk 2077 is a stalker clone whip

solid sundialBOT
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@hearty wyvern

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

opal star
fresh hull
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JESSE DO NOT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK-

celest plank
left mantle
quiet yew
opal star
quiet yew
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g-spot

celest plank
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this mofo going to G-jail

opal star
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Neat stuff, just dulls quick.

fresh hull
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bruh ts just came out how tf do i already almost have 100 hours

hexed kernel
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is it any good btw?

fresh hull
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i wish steam had like a "middling" option as far as reviews go

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i have 3k hours in eu4 so i love the game itself but the AI is shit and balancing rn is super fucked

slim magnet
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bro has never seen mixed reviews

chrome ginkgo
slim magnet
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ah

fresh hull
hexed kernel
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so it's just a paradox game

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got it

slim magnet
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chat on an uninteresting and probably easily foreseen note, i'm kinda falling for that friend i was talking about here the other day

fresh hull
hexed kernel
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or four

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or five

fresh hull
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oh and colonization feels like pulling your teeth out with a rubber band

fresh hull
small bane
twilit kindle
fresh hull
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on day 1 there was this weird bug where if you declared a PU war on a country you actually didn't have the option to force them into a PU on the peace deal screen, but you can force any ally of theirs into a PU omegakekw

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i think i was actually the first to post that bug on pdx forums

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was playing as castile and got a PU CB on portugal, they allied aragon and i got aragon in the peace deal but couldn't get portugal

twilit kindle
fresh hull
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kinda worked out tho, iberian wedding ~100yrs earlier than irl

slim magnet
slim magnet
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i'm easy

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steamsad

hexed kernel
fresh hull
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they're two completely different genres, eu is much more of a societal simulation game than just pure warfare

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esp with eu5 introducing pop mechanics and overhauling economy etc

slim magnet
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like he's just a great friend that also says "love you" from time to time

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basically

fresh hull
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man i gotta get back into kenshi

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that game had me in a chokehold

slim magnet
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i want to get back in daggerfall but i'm finna not install games for like a month

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and only have csp on the computer

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that way i can focus on studying the blade (stylus)

hexed kernel
fresh hull
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shits so low it's a tavern in hell

slim magnet
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i said i'm easy

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also the perfectly timed i love yous and stuff

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he just has the aura

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but yeah i'm easy and dumb

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that's like 90% of it

fresh hull
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man nothing hits harder than a marlboro red at 4:41AM dawairl

gray kettle
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especially all the points momo mentioned when you put them together

hexed kernel
fresh hull
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u tryna run some bf6

mortal cipher
restive bear
arctic flicker
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at least it wasn't a reaper

fresh hull
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what the fuck david guetta is FRENCH??????

restive bear
# arctic flicker at least it wasn't a reaper

It would have done more damage had it been a heretical high tech ship. Ludd's fiery wrath can hurt all, but his mercy will heal the innocent who have been afflicted by his powerful divine light. Ludd bless

celest plank
fresh hull
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thought he was like

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swiss or some shit

celest plank
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I never been into his shit

fresh hull
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yeah his shit has always been too pop-y for me

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i only listen to nu disco and dnb these days

green granite
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stealth 100

fresh hull
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this is so cursed

rocky turtle
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hello all peepohi

blazing jackal
hexed kernel
rocky turtle
gray kettle
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LETS GET NOITING

hexed kernel
celest plank
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max payne, my summer car, alan wake

pure compass
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My Summer Car seems to be more like a finnish autism game.

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(dont mention Unreal World)

raven swan
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good evening chatters

rocky turtle
raven swan
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i have returned h ome, my mandatory classwork at the uni is done

onyx vigil
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Hey can I use quest 3 controllers on quest 2?

raven swan
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yoo vermintide 2 base game is free on steam

quiet abyss
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DIBS

gray kettle
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Everyone now gonna play Vermintide 2 for like 2-3 days

quiet abyss
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nah i just wanted it because its free XD

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and now i dont have to pay a single doubloon

little depot
hexed kernel
little depot
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fuck this bastion

hexed kernel
raven swan
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chat do i install bazzite on my pc

quiet abyss
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not yet

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i have a grand total of piss all storage

raven swan
hexed kernel
raven swan
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man its been like a year

quiet abyss
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so unless you feel like buying my SSD, no

quiet abyss
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and that doesnt mean i got a job

raven swan
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valid and valid

quiet abyss
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im actively living in the worst place possible somehow

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ok theres always worse

raven swan
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literally how i haven't gotten the extra ram i've been wanting

quiet abyss
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like that one venezuelan

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but still

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its so terrible for a first world place

hexed kernel
quiet abyss
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ah yes, 1st world country, yet im actively broke, unable to get a job, and everyone who immigrates here seems to be a resentful fuck

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im not happy

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thats enough before we get into politics, the tl;dr is "Im broke, pissed about it, and i just want money"

raven swan
proven tundra
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Good morning chatters

raven swan
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have an exam coming up that might land me a stipend but lets see

raven swan
hexed kernel
raven swan
quiet abyss
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arc raiders for my soul

quiet abyss
proven tundra
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If I hadn't just spent $900 on my car

quiet abyss
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easy as

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sex sells XD

uneven sapphire
proven tundra
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I probably would just for your sheer audacity

quiet abyss
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but if you want to, go ahead

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i will not turn down a gift

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im not one to look a gift horse in the mouth

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whatever the fuck that means

proven tundra
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Add me on steam either way dork

quiet abyss
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you got this

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XD

quiet abyss
uneven sapphire
quiet abyss
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before i go eat pizza and pass out

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its 5:34 am

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no sleep

proven tundra
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Fuck lol

quiet abyss
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just give code lmao

proven tundra
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It's 0630 I just woke up

quiet abyss
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you got like 40 minutes before im fully fried

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ive been up since 7am yesterday,

proven tundra
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Gross

quiet abyss
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its 5:34, meaning that in about 1 1/2 hours its been 24 hour

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youch

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all this to play blackroad

hexed kernel
quiet abyss
little depot
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rat dad

proven tundra
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Azu

little depot
quiet abyss
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i mean at this point, selling feet pics is lookin real fucking good

little depot
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with the help of like

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4 randoms

quiet abyss
little depot
rocky turtle
proven tundra
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Nice work

little depot
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le loot

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idk if i should recycle of keep em

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its gonna be a while before imma need em

proven tundra
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The cores?

quiet abyss
little depot
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yea

proven tundra
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Just save them

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You need 6 eventually

little depot
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need them for gear bench 3?

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iirc

quiet abyss
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get that code in when you get the chance rat

little depot
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uhh give me all your money or soemtjhing

quiet abyss
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rat will be the 25th steam friend

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good for him

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i dont get many frend

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mostly because i dont add many people tbh

proven tundra
proven tundra
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You may or may not get an early Xmas present

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I'll see how my shopping goes for my real children

quiet abyss
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yeah thats a bigger priority

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leave me in last fr, im not exactly in desperate need

blazing maple
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I am the law in this town

quiet abyss
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sam already bought me arbites

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you dont need to get me anything, feel free, but dont make it a priority arnoldgo

quiet abyss
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@hexed kernel

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NO FLAVAH WITHOUT SPOART

obsidian sun
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louis
holy fuck louis im coming

hexed kernel
quiet abyss
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i cackled

sick trail
quiet abyss
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rinda is best character

#

just because of how fucking shit the lines were

sick trail
#

Baited into a game of Balatro by screenshots, smdh

chrome ginkgo
#

Oh that's a surprisingly good line for the Durge

quiet abyss
#

i think warhammer is only cringe, when its the imperium fans just being shitheads about every other faction, or the space marine dick riders

chrome ginkgo
quiet abyss
#

but if its just the "i think its neat" kind of people its not so bad

#

i like my space marines, but i really like the guard too

hexed kernel
#

fantasy and aos are awesome

quiet abyss
#

aos not so much

gray kettle
quiet abyss
#

i will die on that hill

quiet abyss
#

only less bad

#

or more bad

#

thats really it

gray kettle
#

could agree a tiny bit that Tau are just slightly more neutral

quiet abyss
#

nah but the tau just enslave people

hexed kernel
quiet abyss
#

like everyone else

gray kettle
#

the youngest faction

#

still has a lot to learn in evil doing compared to others

quiet abyss
#

yeah there was a dreadnought older than them

#

lmao

#

there probably still is

gray kettle
#

YEa, it gave them ptsd

hexed kernel
#

40k fans will repeat to you the same 5 jokes over and over again until you either go insane or become a 40k fan yourself

quiet abyss
#

anyways, i really like the guard

gray kettle
#

Its like WE RIGHT NOW we would discover a living creature

#

that is like older than our whole civilization

gray kettle
#

Maru the Goober

upbeat verge
#

okay I completed flying school in GTA sa with all golds and did vigilante for 50% more armor PepeHappy

#

game is completed at 55%

quiet abyss
#

theyre actually my favorite of the imperium tbh, i love the tanks, i really like the people in the guard, because unlike marines, theres nothing that makes them hold their ground besides courage, and the commisar

upbeat verge
#

ez

quiet abyss
quiet abyss
#

that and when the guard is heroic in the novels, its more entertaining and shit than when marines are heroic

upbeat verge
#

COCK

quiet abyss
#

because the guardsman have much more to lose

gray kettle
#

"Sir, artillery rounds are expensive"

#

and thats why you charged them with bayonets?

quiet abyss
#

marines? they serve their lives to kill, and then die

gray kettle
#

Glory to Empire sir

quiet abyss
#

so its not much to them

#

but the guardsmen have families, personal items and history, stuff to fight for

gray kettle
quiet abyss
#

so that makes them much more interesting

gray kettle
#

Salamander, grey wolves

hollow heron
quiet abyss
#

but generally marines are more willing to die in battle

#

than the average trooper

#

but yet, that trooper still fights

gray kettle
#

If they can die

quiet abyss
#

thats what makes them more interesting

gray kettle
#

it takes MUCH more shit to kill a Space Marine

quiet abyss
#

and also, NO GUARDSMAN ARE IMMORTAL

gray kettle
#

considering all the mutations and implants

quiet abyss
#

unlike marines

#

where some retard just takes off his helmet

#

and he just lives

#

because plot

gray kettle
#

okay okay

#

now

quiet abyss
#

even named captains and majors are killed off in the novels

gray kettle
#

how about our dumbo bois

#

the Ogryns

upbeat verge
#

why we posting tarkov in here

pliant meteor
#

I did not know they made a sequel for Gladiator..

gray kettle
#

I love Ogryns

quiet abyss
#

the ogryns are just really durable

#

and tough

hollow heron
#

dont call ogryns dumb D:

quiet abyss
#

but stupid

quiet abyss
gray kettle
hollow heron
#

they are special PepeHappy

gray kettle
hollow heron
#

big heart smol brain PepeHappy

quiet abyss
#

anyways, ogryns are great, because theyre just so loyal, so good natured

#

just by default

pliant meteor
#

another movie using the first one's hype

quiet abyss
#

yet so unforgiving of traitors

#

its inspiring tbh

gray kettle
#

reminds me of that story

#

of BOB

quiet abyss
#

ogryns are interesting, because they rival marines in durability

hollow heron
quiet abyss
#

purely because theyre like 1100kg of raw muscle

gray kettle
#

Bob literally took a 1 vs 1 with CSM commander

#

and fucking smashed the dude

#

witha rock

#

Based Chad Bob the ogryn

quiet abyss
pliant meteor
#

the only thing I took of note from that movie was that the twin emperors were based on Beavis and Butthead but starring as Romulus and Remus

quiet abyss
#

he will bludgeon you with it, tell you its his lucky rock

#

then promply lose it

gray kettle
quiet abyss
#

then beat you with another rock, because he blames you for losing it

#

then the cycle repeats

gray kettle
quiet abyss
#

because youre the traitor

#

and he was told youre bad

#

so youre the punching bag for the 1000 kg baby

gray kettle
#

The man in Big Hat tell us orders and what to do

quiet abyss
#

with a heart of gold

gray kettle
#

The man in Big Hat told us we Ogryns good boys

#

we doing good job

#

and emperor loves us

quiet abyss
#

thats literally ogryns, 1000kg toddlers with amazing loyalty to the emprah

gray kettle
#

Bob feels nice

quiet abyss
#

so as long as emprah proud, hes happy

gray kettle
#

me: necoarcsob

quiet abyss
#

which means he will do anything to make him proud

#

which means heretics are not making it far

hexed kernel
#

well actually loyalty and stupidty go hand in hand

quiet abyss
#

even the smarter ones keep that loyalty

gray kettle
#

one doesnt exclude the other

quiet abyss
#

exactly

#

they have an unwavering sense of loyalty

gray kettle
#

they can be a bit smarter or dumber - but they are freaking simple

quiet abyss
#

thats why plague ogryns and other chaos ogryns are meant to be rare

gray kettle
#

imprinted with love for emprah

quiet abyss
#

but ofc for gameplay theyre more common in dt

gray kettle
#

Bob likes peeling potatos

quiet abyss
#

but in lore theyre meant to be absurdly rare because of their loyalty to big gold man

hollow heron
#

theres a story about a great ogryn

#

should look that up and tell me that ogryns arent loyal Angry

gray kettle
quiet abyss
#

i remember a commisar asked for something from an APC and the ogryn just took the APC to him instead

hollow heron
#

yis

gray kettle
quiet abyss
#

XD

#

only when theyre touched by the chaos gods directly do they really waver

hollow heron
#

the other persons stalkersad

gray kettle
quiet abyss
#

but if some dweeb were to say "Yeah nah join plague god" the ogryn would just toss him like a ragdoll into the next zip code

#

or beat him into the floor

gray kettle
#

Everyone should have an Ogryn friend

quiet abyss
#

or hurl a rock at mach fuck

#

into their cranium

gray kettle
#

the simple point of view on life and death would fix so much

quiet abyss
#

honestly, ogryns are just orks that arent so warlike

#

with a little less warp power

gray kettle
#

no imagination power

quiet abyss
#

yeah

#

so theyre just kinda better orks

gray kettle
#

no Gork and Mork clubbin each otha

quiet abyss
#

loyal orks that dont just want to kill everything

#

they just want the heretics to be dead so emprah proud

#

whatever it may be, if the emprah will be happy if dead, he kill it

gray kettle
#

i dont know if it was a total fanfiction made but i have read a story about Orks actually helping h00mies during defence against Tyranids

chrome ginkgo
#

Do it for the See Invis....Do it for the See Invis

quiet abyss
#

i think thats real

chrome ginkgo
#

Oh dear

#

HOLY SHIT

gray kettle
# quiet abyss i think thats real

Like a guards trying to protect small girl from a tyranid - then an Ork jumps in between the big bad Zerg and the girl and starts whomping iot

chrome ginkgo
#

Lobotomy time?

quiet abyss
chrome ginkgo
quiet abyss
#

if it gets in the way of a fair fight, the orks will do something

gray kettle
#

tears tyranid to pieces, looks back, scoff in orkish "hoomiez get out" and goes to whack more tyranids

obsidian sun
quiet abyss
#

speaking of tyranids, one of my favorite things was in warriors of ultramar

chrome ginkgo
quiet abyss
#

when snowdog and his hive gangers had to fend off a whole ass lictor

chrome ginkgo
quiet abyss
#

actually that was when heavy stubbers were shown to be powerful

chrome ginkgo
quiet abyss
#

then darktide went and made them shit

#

but whatever

#

i go bet

#

bed

#

fuck

#

6am

#

23 hours awake

#

im done

chrome ginkgo
sick trail
obsidian sun
#

ezz

chrome ginkgo
#

FUCK YEAH

gray kettle
chrome ginkgo
#

It was worth losing an eye

obsidian sun
gray kettle
#

so dude just busted your eye out

#

and implanted you the eye from "Thief"

sick trail
gray kettle
#

wonder if it has custom zoom options as well

sick trail
#

Somehow triggered it a bunch

obsidian sun
#

i never did a straight run

#

brin too small

sick trail
#

Didn't even get straights all that often, the straight joker just gives a cheeky x1.5 till I find something better (I didn't)

chrome ginkgo
light monolith
chrome ginkgo
#

I'm being very brave

#

and leaving Astarion at camp

sick trail
#

Ended up clearing boss blind with 2 hands caught
Second hand was on fire

light monolith
#

Might reinstall BG3 again to do another dark urge playthrough idk.

sick trail
#

Where is this luck on black stake madge

proven tundra
#

I ate it

sick trail
proven tundra
proven tundra
hexed kernel
#

do not the rat

proven tundra
snow tree
#

Yeah, especially when it strikes next to me

pallid sapphire
#

electrifying

sick trail
hexed kernel
#

😭

sick trail
#

The rat done got did

upbeat verge
#

I found something interesting

#

this particular file inside the gta5 files

#

if played plays the gta4 main theme instrumental

#

cool

sick trail
upbeat verge
#

@sick trail peepostarechamp2

sick trail
#

Hello :)

boreal belfry
#

elden ring is so wonky

small bane
#

elden ring doesnt even support ultrawide

#

if i wanna play it on my main montor it gives black borders

#

imagine

#

gotta play on tv

boreal belfry
#

I DONT KNOW WHERE TO FUCKIN GGO

hexed kernel
#

smh

small bane
#

more like toxic pvp community problems

#

having a 32:9 ratio will help you for sure

#

you will see from a waaay wider angle

boreal belfry
#

i hate the fact

#

i cant dual wield

#

cuz i need ogt hold wierd key combo

#

to just dua lwield

#

😭

small bane
#

stop crying and adapt

raven swan
#

lmoa

small bane
#

i usually start my runs by grabbing beast champion armor for 51 poise BP radagons soreseal and zweihander

#

arsenal talisman for the second pouch and its ok

boreal belfry
#

enemies takes 6 light years

#

to swing

#

how can i adapt

rocky turtle
small bane
#

u played ds3 on cheats basically

boreal belfry
small bane
#

idk not my issue

#

didnt u grind to some retarded lvl aka used a trailer in lotric

boreal belfry
#

if they didnt fix soul dupp their issue

#

trailer 😭

small bane
upbeat verge
#

not the games problem

#

99% of games aren't designed with ultra wide in mind

small bane
#

i have a 4k montor right beside its fineee

upbeat verge
#

its not a standard aspect ratio

#

not even in cinema

small bane
#

its been remove only for the sake of pvp

boreal belfry
hexed kernel
#

what compels some people into making their entire online personality being just a bragging dickhead i wonder

small bane
#

games
soulslike

hexed kernel
#

a plantation if you will

rocky turtle
hexed kernel
#

my blood boils

boreal belfry
#

youtuber uses a glitch: i sleep

random as hell dude with cracked game uses a glitch: R E A L S H I T

upbeat verge
#

coward

#

join the dark side droon

#

cmon...say it

proven tundra
#

Get good

#

Etc

boreal belfry
proven tundra
rocky turtle
rocky turtle
proven tundra
#

Guy can't comprehend actual good gamer

small bane
#

im the best

#

best sunsis

rocky turtle
proven tundra
# boreal belfry liar

Actually you are correct
I remembered I used to rent a game shark for fun some weekends when I was a teenager playing super NES

#

I can no longer take the moral high ground

boreal belfry
#

why draw disatnce in elder ring sucks ass

proven tundra
#

And I used the get 10 million dollar cheat on the original SIM CITY

#

Back in 1991

#

Lol

#

I played ER on xbone

#

What is draw distance

light monolith
#

Rendering

#

What you can see.

verbal gate
#

I'm a fraud, I used gameshark on that ninja gaiden on the game boy

proven tundra
#

Yes the joke is that console doesn't have draw distance sliders

oak magnet
#

sup

proven tundra
verbal gate
#

heya

oak magnet
#

im gonna buy spices to make taco bell fries seasoning

proven tundra
#

Yummy tacos

oak magnet
#

because my last experience with ordering taco bell from uber eats was a travesty

#

and id rather make my own crunchwrap supreme

proven tundra
#

I had taco bell once

#

It was very sad

boreal belfry
#

but for pc its like

#

2 metres good details and later is shitty as hell

proven tundra
oak magnet
#

its good

#

ordering for delivery is a joke

#

IT CAME AN HOUR LATE

proven tundra
boreal belfry
#

taco bell is crazy

#

i almost died on shitter one day cuz of it

oak magnet
#

i want to see how much can i optimise crunchwrap recipe

#

how many ingredients i can freeze or premake

oak magnet
#

mostly KFC does it to me

verbal gate
boreal belfry
#

absolute cinema of 2020+ games

proven tundra
oak magnet
boreal belfry
oak magnet
#

and it looked divine

boreal belfry
#

have ya meet Micah in 1899?

proven tundra
boreal belfry
#

Or are you related to Micah

proven tundra
#

I played some of rd2

#

But got bored

proven tundra
proven tundra
#

Man I'm so glad casca and guts decided to leave Griffith in that tower and go on to live happy lives

snow tree
boreal belfry
#

wdym hugged gooner

proven tundra
#

Gonna craft my mine so hard this weekend

#

LINGGANGO

#

My soul is yours

nocturne aurora
#

mein kraft eh

#

btw morning chat

rocky turtle
proven tundra
rocky turtle
oak magnet
#

idk why i love it so much its fun

#

im close to having all upgraded biker buisinesses now

#

just need to upgrade my meth and documents labs

nocturne aurora
#

is altis live a thing anymore?

proven tundra
#

I got my GTA fix with 3/VC/SA
Played those to death

#

Bought 4 for pc
Played like 5 hours
Haven't touched 5

blazing maple
#

i love you lucy

small bane
celest plank
proven tundra