╟❓general-offtopic

[zealous depot]

[cunning reef]

Horsie

:>

[uneven sapphire]

[cunning reef]

Wait

[zealous depot]

I could eat a

[cunning reef]

2 horsie

[uneven sapphire]

[cunning reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/854898645979627570.gif?quality=lossless&name=abongoblob&size=48

[oblique belfry]

uh

[heavy junco]

@obsidian sun

[oblique belfry]

@timber oxide ip is correct yes ?

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

No

[oblique belfry]

give ip

[uneven sapphire]

[proven tundra]

SMP IS UP

GIB IP

[timber oxide]

||offtopsmp2.kinetic.host||

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

you fucking mongol

"offtop"

i was like

[zealous depot]

[obsidian sun]

2 story apartment in belarus....

[uneven sapphire]

which lingango version

[timber oxide]

You got it wrong so who's the mongol now?

[copper vapor]

raider caches are pretty peam in this explosive caches event

[oblique belfry]

you said same ip as old one

[timber oxide]

5.9, the server browser will say there's an incompatibility but ignore it

[opal star]

Fat hog.

[timber oxide]

It is the same

[oblique belfry]

mce2 ip is offtopicsmp2.kinetic.host

not offtop

[cunning reef]

OUGHH

FAT

[timber oxide]

I didn't change it

[obsidian sun]

he's hogging it

[oblique belfry]

dafuq

[uneven sapphire]

ah oke

[zealous depot]

I changed it Barry

[timber oxide]

#╟❓general-offtopic message
Fucking mongol

[uneven sapphire]

Barrel

[zealous depot]

I was the one who changed it so you would look like a fool

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[opal star]

Pigs and rabbits, two of the cutest animals on a farm imo.

[oblique belfry]

turns out i've found the BA ip then

my bad

[timber oxide]

[oblique belfry]

?

[cunning reef]

Cuniculture ftw

[heavy junco]

Gulp

[cunning reef]

I imagine pigs are nice for the reason you can just feed them whatever

[uneven sapphire]

server is detecting me

[zealous depot]

In a bit, shy guy gonna come rushing in

[oblique belfry]

o no

[arctic flicker]

its the creature whos gonna ask about your cars extended warranty

[oblique belfry]

anyways

[uneven sapphire]

boned

[arctic flicker]

bad to the bone

[timber oxide]

#╟❓general-offtopic message
You stupid

[opal star]

I've seen pigs devour an entire wolf. They're processing machines.

[zealous depot]

I can't believe you boned it

[timber oxide]

It was ALWAYS this ip

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[uneven sapphire]

how do i ignore the issue

if it doesnt let me join that way

what

[oblique belfry]

guess im killing myself

sorry

[uneven sapphire]

help

[heavy junco]

[timber oxide]

What's the problem

[uneven sapphire]

mod mismatch

[timber oxide]

Fuck you mean mismatch

[uneven sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

dafuq

[timber oxide]

How do you have a mismatch

[oblique belfry]

are you sure you downloaded the LATEST version

[timber oxide]

How cursed can you be

[uneven sapphire]

YES

[proven tundra]

am I the only person in the server?

[uneven sapphire]

well its suppose to have it

[oblique belfry]

joining in a bit

[uneven sapphire]

it just updated

[oblique belfry]

[uneven sapphire]

holy fucked curse

[timber oxide]

I can join

[uneven sapphire]

it said 5.9 in the launcher

now it updates

its so peam

[timber oxide]

Maru will join and then get kicked 5s later

[oblique belfry]

curseforge moment

[oblique belfry]

he fixed that during mce2

[static axle]

joins,bullies,doesnt explain further,leaves

[timber oxide]

I don't care, I just cursed him

[proven tundra]

hmmm

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

stuck in third person

[uneven sapphire]

no more perogies

[oblique belfry]

stuck ?

you can change perspective

[proven tundra]

r5

F5*

[oblique belfry]

f5*

[proven tundra]

lol

ye

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

hmm can't open any chests

[copper vapor]

I just breached 8 car hoods

zero light bulbs

[oblique belfry]

lag™

[oblique belfry]

cant find gears as well

[copper vapor]

the 9th car hood had one

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[zealous depot]

Doge needs to give you some streamer luck

[oblique belfry]

seriously ?

[copper vapor]

ye he does

[oblique belfry]

you have 2 mil credits

[zealous depot]

Wait doge ISN'T

Arcing. I just realized that

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1441552129977221265/viddit_ncaigqi5.mp4?ex=6922358a&is=6920e40a&hm=acffdbd5181862bb919d09ef0d9b5dea9e18d2d5b3fdeb09ac7fe636a1259f20&

[oblique belfry]

not atm no

[zealous depot]

Can't believe this upset

[uneven sapphire]

if the craft doesn work

i'll arc

[copper vapor]

if I could just buy the mats, I would

[oblique belfry]

lemme try restarting like maru

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

whatchu want for it

[zealous depot]

Soul

[copper vapor]

five. hundred. light bulbs.

[oblique belfry]

i dont even know if i got 1

[zealous depot]

Poor

[oblique belfry]

no i sold em cuz i didnt know they were used for projects

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

ye same

[oblique belfry]

i needed money for stash space

[copper vapor]

need to get a guide for this shi

[oblique belfry]

gonna try reinstalling the same version again

cuz it didnt update anything

[copper vapor]

one guy almost killed me in the elevator

he started the takedown animation

but I got out lol

[oblique belfry]

happened to me as well

[copper vapor]

hate these tryhards

[oblique belfry]

moron downed me while doors were closing

[copper vapor]

you wait for them to get in the elevator so they can extract

[oblique belfry]

cuz of knockout animation i got out

[copper vapor]

and they shoot you lol

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

What is the point of even killing someone in a elevator BESIDES being a prick

[uneven sapphire]

And life steal amulet

[copper vapor]

sometimes feats involve doing damage to raiders
people do it in the extract so they can complete these feats without killing ppl

but this guy tried to kill me

[zealous depot]

[arctic flicker]

checked wiki, lightbulbs apparently can spawn in car hoods

[copper vapor]

yea

[oblique belfry]

it begins

[arctic flicker]

I must find all the cars

[copper vapor]

I opened 14 car hoods in the last session
got 1 light bulb

north side of dam battlegrounds has a collapsed highway

a LOT of cars and vans and shit there

also some buses

(I found that rusted gear inside one of the bus's luggage compartments on the side btw doge)

[arctic flicker]

pretty sure blue gate has a collapsed highway with a bunch of vehicles too

[copper vapor]

blue gate has a huge area with a lot of vehicles

the checkpoint PoI

and if you follow it NE you go into a tunnel/underground area with more vehicles

it's a hotspot for arc tho

[green granite]

It has a 37mm thats so under powered

[copper vapor]

and players, since it's marked as a high value loot zone

[arctic flicker]

red area, risky but maybe the increased loot rarity might be useful for spawning more lightbulbs

might as well run some freebies another time

[copper vapor]

I think it might make more blues spawn instead
but
doesn't hurt to check

[green granite]

Ig it was made to be light and mobile but it handles so badly and rather kinda slow compared to light tank like Stuart

Oh yeh

APCR

[copper vapor]

as far as I know these lightly armored cars with machine guns were meant more for infantry support back then

[green granite]

Its for scouting

But again its so weak compare to other counterparts

[static axle]

THAT MY H4 Light bulb! fuck off, i can see where to drive now

[green granite]

Ig you can say it "better" than other French vehixle

[copper vapor]

that someone planted the BULBS

tended to the garden

[arctic flicker]

also gotta find shrooms for the cock

[copper vapor]

got earth under their fingernails

aches in their musssssssscles

[uneven sapphire]

[copper vapor]

perhaps they picked some flowers for

yes

their wife

now where would she be

[arctic flicker]

whole bunch of trees but no fockin mushrooms grow on em

[copper vapor]

ah

in the back yard with the kkkkkkkkkkkkkids

TED

remember those little

babies

dang I killed chat

sorry I will stop reciting IHNMAIMS

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/palla-deserto-desert-hot-gif-6014273

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

aight one last run

then dinner

then maybe wakfu

and then maybe if that bastard birb wants to play

we can do the leaper trial

another rusted gear for doge

[zealous depot]

Charge him interest

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1441577796659843243/cachedVideo_2.mov?ex=69224d71&is=6920fbf1&hm=8c4a5d3fccf4bbb74a39d8065890eabbf784d4a166fb5cd80f967eefa06091c0&

[quiet abyss]

new darktide steam background update looks lit

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/Shuploc/status/1991970437484695709

Shoop (@Shuploc)

Dispatchin' ain't easy... 📞 #Dispatch

X · Nov 21, 2025, 8:42 PM

[sour rivet]

i fw this

thank you for sharing

[subtle sage]

Need new shingles?

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/juan-gif-21122849

[subtle sage]

Jaun

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/BeelzieBeebz/status/1991990970142089595

Beelze (@BeelzieBeebz)

ok these lesbians need to calm down...

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Nov 21, 2025, 10:03 PM

[sour rivet]

sex in offtopic

[oblique belfry]

@timber oxide did i crash

nvm

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/lets_lam3nt/status/1991933952505127212?s=20

Let's Lament. (@lets_lam3nt)

you have three seconds to run.

X · Nov 21, 2025, 6:17 PM

[timber oxide]

WHERE?!

[timid hollow]

fuck this

[marsh cargo]

[opal star]

Lmao. Tight. Is that some kind of lighthouse mission?

[opal star]

What modpack is this?

[left mantle]

The obligatory tunnel flight mission in ace combat

[oblique belfry]

linggango

[left mantle]

Renacted in project wingman for your pleasure aswell

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-spy-right-behind-you-sneak-sneak-up-gif-26756354

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-walking-walking-out-walking-back-bye-gif-22873869

[opal star]

Oh shit, terraria modpack.

[oblique belfry]

yuppa

[opal star]

500 mods, lmao wtf.

[sour rivet]

not on my watch

[midnight flame]

Hey guys watch this funny meme

[copper vapor]

[midnight flame]

Bet You didn't even watch it

[obsidian sun]

bait + cut out to something else

don't even need to watch it

[midnight flame]

Of course it is

[sour rivet]

the bait is even more dogshit

[opal star]

Usually play "somewhat" vanilla.

[midnight flame]

It actually cuts out to dr.nowhere

[obsidian sun]

im gonna find the bait part and post it

[midnight flame]

I gotta watch the dr.nowhere vídeos tho

[sour rivet]

i fw the texture pack you got

[midnight flame]

They look great

[midnight flame]

I actually got it

It's really cringe tho

[obsidian sun]

i found something worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS25jGok6q4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS25jGok6q4

[midnight flame]

Meme animation artist humor🥀

[copper vapor]

more than the weird-ass scp bait shit that video cuts into?

[midnight flame]

Yes

It really is

[midnight flame]

Have You ever watched a cringy ass animation meme?

[oblique belfry]

goddamn wtf

from dice ?

[midnight flame]

That's what the video is

[uneven sapphire]

yes

[obsidian sun]

animators should be round up and shot

[oblique belfry]

i should use my dices now

[midnight flame]

But if we do we wouldn't have things like Vinland saga

[copper vapor]

I just did, starting at 0:06 in that video

[midnight flame]

Or one punch Man season 1

Only 1

[obsidian sun]

idk what that is and i don't care

[midnight flame]

Peak anime

[copper vapor]

[midnight flame]

You should watch it

[obsidian sun]

yea it's even better

no loss only gain

[copper vapor]

Friend of mine was baited into watching vinland saga by people claiming it was "realistic"

[midnight flame]

Oh no an anime hater

[midnight flame]

Idk about realism

[obsidian sun]

should i love it

[midnight flame]

The anime itself is great

[sour rivet]

we would

just in reading format

[copper vapor]

considering the weird shit the anime pfps constantly post here, can ya blame him

[midnight flame]

Well yeah that's true

[sour rivet]

aka

the superior way

the stuff i like have shitty adaptations

[opal star]

BareBones, i like the more simple ones. The skyrim ultra modded graphics isn't something i'm a fan of.

[copper vapor]

birb will you arc with us later tonight

[sour rivet]

prolly not

[opal star]

Wrong picture.

[midnight flame]

Considering You have neco-arc as your pfp i just found it funny

[copper vapor]

are you glorpshitting me

[midnight flame]

Neco-arc is an anime pfp

[sour rivet]

no im shitglorpin

[obsidian sun]

that's the joke

[oblique belfry]

lol

[copper vapor]

!wormy

[solid sundial]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1243674002824630332/wormy.mp4

[obsidian sun]

i just have the neco arc pfp

[sour rivet]

NOOO-

[midnight flame]

Tho neco-arc is more known from shitpost than from the anime and even less from the visual novel it came from

[flat violet]

S5 legacy lives on

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry you seein this

[oblique belfry]

see what

[copper vapor]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-sopranos-sopranos-memes-sopranos-paulie-paulie-sopranos-gif-26161922

[copper vapor]

he "prolly" won't arc with us tonight

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/MarcusCVance/status/1991846074575896682

Marcus Vance 🗡 (@MarcusCVance)

"Space Marines have such high reflexes that they could keep up with Smasher's Sandevistan"

400 year old Deathwatch veteran formerly Captain (now Captain again) taking 1.6 seconds to shoot someone he is incredibly suspicious of:

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 21, 2025, 12:28 PM

[copper vapor]

we gonna have to duo the leapers

[oblique belfry]

i gave up hope at this point

im on offtopic smp atm

[sour rivet]

mfs cant do SHIT without me

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile you are the one sometimes talking here "man i dunno what to do im bored"

smh

[midnight flame]

I can perfectly see edgy cringy ass teenagers using it tho they Say anime is trash and post military related when they would piss themselves if someone looks at them funny for 2 seconds

[sour rivet]

SAM

I WILL HIT YOU

[oblique belfry]

you HATE US

[sour rivet]

I HATE

ALLLL OF YOOUUUU

[oblique belfry]

kys

[copper vapor]

I just wanted to have fun with offtopic arc smp trio but if you gonna be a shitter about it it's fine

[midnight flame]

The hell i didn't pay attention to the chat for a moment why You all hating on eachother

[sour rivet]

[midnight flame]

Hate ain't the way fellas

[sour rivet]

you're right

doge

mbo

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/am-am-ihnmaims-ihnmaims-allied-mastercomputer-hate-gif-3792826578129949285

[sour rivet]

let us group together

and hate this person

[oblique belfry]

who is he anyways

[sour rivet]

unknown variable

[copper vapor]

wanted to do the leaper trial because it'll be "less difficult" with 3 ppl

[oblique belfry]

figures

[midnight flame]

I'm the X on the equation

[copper vapor]

but I'll solo it if needed

[oblique belfry]

allat for a stone sword 🥀

[opal star]

😈

[midnight flame]

Heavy laser destroyer

[opal star]

One-shots guard tanks.

[midnight flame]

Oh yeah

Some Warhammer game was free on epic store

Vermintide i think it was

[sour rivet]

my streamer is scary

[copper vapor]

vermintide 2 is free to keep right now on steam

[midnight flame]

Wasn't it on epic?

If it is on Steam it should be better

[proven tundra]

It is on steam

I linked it earlier

[midnight flame]

I might need to play it to bend with You all

[copper vapor]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/552500/Warhammer_Vermintide_2/

Steam

Warhammer: Vermintide 2

Warhammer: Vermintide 2 is a 4-player co-op action game set in the Warhammer Fantasy Battles world. Sequel to the critically acclaimed Vermintide, Vermintide 2 is the latest installment in a franchise best known for its intense and bloody first-person melee combat.…

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

87130

Metacritic

82

▶ Play video

[midnight flame]

Because i think none of You play Uma Musume

[opal star]

My current 2k army. 36 peeps plus vehicles.
Deathwing knights are NASTY and with the chaplain i can bring them in from deep strike on turn 1.

[blazing maple]

me when I the

[marsh cargo]

[opal star]

The fuck is that.

[marsh cargo]

smurfs

[copper vapor]

the horse girl game

[midnight flame]

Horse girl game

[timid hollow]

[zealous depot]

[blazing maple]

horse game where u horse around

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can't-image-anything-worse-rick-rick-and-morty-nothing-could-be-worse-adult-swim-gif-8233459224694308896

[sour rivet]

i have my own horse game

[oblique belfry]

i just heard a beep beep noise ?

[oblique belfry]

as if i restarted my gpu

[copper vapor]

gacha game that turns horses into anime girls to attract the weirdos

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

this is my horse girl

[copper vapor]

uh oh.

[oblique belfry]

fuck happened

[opal star]

Oh, even worse. LMAO.

[oblique belfry]

the fuck

scared the fuck out of me

[sour rivet]

it was an anime first if i remember correctly

[midnight flame]

It doesn't but yeah whatever float your boats

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-dropkick-gif-1310520311152972568

[copper vapor]

This is a horse called Gold Ship

turned into a white hair big tiddy anime girl

[midnight flame]

The plan was to launch the anime and the Game at the same time but due to well the studio not liking the Game like it was it actually got lauch with the second season on 2021

[opal star]

So it's a game for zoophiles.

Got it.

[zealous depot]

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-gif-13449701

[midnight flame]

Shut the fuck up

🥀

[copper vapor]

and she has that cutscene when she wins a race because the irl horse has a tendency to kick its handlers

[zealous depot]

Peak honse

[opal star]

Wait it collabs with IRL horse owners?

[midnight flame]

The irl horse uses to kick cameras after the races

[copper vapor]

all the horse girls in this anime/game are based on real race horses

[opal star]

Interesting.

[midnight flame]

Yeah, the horse girls are all based on real race horses

With their personalities and all that

[zealous depot]

Uhara or whatever their name was. Apparently has a really hard time winning irl races and in game

[midnight flame]

Haru Urara

[lucid terrace]

Hullo

[midnight flame]

And yeah, she never won a race

[copper vapor]

anyways

arc raiders

[copper vapor]

any of you guys have weird artifacting when you play during the thunderstorm map event?

[zealous depot]

Oh yeah were arcing

[midnight flame]

Damn what happened

[obsidian sun]

kill the horseposters

[copper vapor]

↑ @oblique belfry @sour rivet @blazing maple @snow tree and whoever else

[sour rivet]

nuh

[oblique belfry]

i didnt had any

[marsh cargo]

ancient ass reference

[copper vapor]

gpu dyin

[copper vapor]

it's an older reference sir, but it checks out

[oblique belfry]

dude im still scared about that beep beep

[obsidian sun]

just when she thought she was out

[midnight flame]

Damn

[oblique belfry]

it was exactly the same beep as when you restart your gpu

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meisho-doto-meme-doto-true-uma-musume-doto-gif-13474747678701692224

posting horse in spite of youyou

[midnight flame]

Both of You have dying CPUs

[oblique belfry]

cpu or gpu ?

[midnight flame]

You have to mention him

[midnight flame]

GPUs My Bad

[sour rivet]

Badass Halo 3 art attack

[oblique belfry]

but im not even properly using my gpu atm

lmao

[obsidian sun]

YOU CANT SPITE ME

[sour rivet]

true jumpscare

[oblique belfry]

i got flashbanged

you fuck

[marsh cargo]

thank you youyou for the comedy moment

[midnight flame]

Hard image

[sour rivet]

im going to pour liquid metal into your eyes

[midnight flame]

We actually can

[timber oxide]

How the fuck did I miss this tower when I was crossing the ocean for the first time

@oblique belfry @uneven sapphire

[heavy junco]

Snow dead...?
Aww

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

aw fuck he found my tower

[opal star]

One fast fucker.

[heavy junco]

The loudenboomer

[sour rivet]

it louden booms!

[green granite]

Is that Hornet round

[opal star]

It's a .257-7mm RUM, worked up with a Nosler CT 85gr sitting on top of 105gr of US 869.

[green granite]

Whats the velocity

Looks like its designed to go very very fast

[opal star]

It's a Wildcat round.

[green granite]

OMG

BIRB BRAIN REFERENCE????

[opal star]

Initial run through QuickLoad. And on GRT i got higher numbers, out to 4270 FPS.

And well. It's a fast MF.

COAL is 3.52", barrel is 31".

[heavy junco]

Software that looks like it was made in 1983 my beloved

[opal star]

1995 i think, it's been around for a bit. Still the gold standard.

[heavy junco]

I think at least a third of the software I use is from that era or earlier
Like tar
What does it stand for?
tape archiving utility or something like that

[copper vapor]

.arj

"Archived by Robert Jung"

and I dunno if anyone ever confirmed this

but rumors that the .wad file format for id tech games means "Where's All the Data?"

[sour rivet]

mp4 stands for MattPatt 4

[copper vapor]

maschinenpistole 4

[heavy junco]

Im trying to think of some other funny file extensions but I'm drawing blanks

Middle of the night moment

[sour rivet]

Exe?

[copper vapor]

exe just means 'executable'

[heavy junco]

Isn't that just Executable

[copper vapor]

not as interesting

[heavy junco]

Ye

[sour rivet]

grmrgmgm we can make it mean somethin different...

[copper vapor]

RAR apparently means "Roshal Archive"

[heavy junco]

Oh of course
.tar.gz files or whatever

tape archive.gzip

[heavy junco]

The .tar file extension has been in use since like 1972

[heavy junco]

Cool
Is that an rk95?

[sour rivet]

im seeing people complain about Metroid Prime 4's lil sidekick guy

no whimsy

[static axle]

STIHL

[copper vapor]

reminds me of the fix-it guy from wreck-it ralph

getting married to that soldier girl

[sour rivet]

you get it

fix-it felix got game

[copper vapor]

... more like the soldier girl went

[sour rivet]

both got game

?

[copper vapor]

"tienes novia?"
"no"
"ahora tienes."

[opal star]

Valmet galil.

[heavy junco]

Neat

[wild vortex]

61 big ones, preeeettyy steep

[heavy junco]

Ah
That's the civilian version of the RK-62

I didn't know it was called M76

[hexed stag]

why is one 4.5k and another 60k?

[blazing maple]

non

[hexed stag]

(the difference)

[heavy junco]

"no lowballers i know what i got"

[opal star]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqGzKL7r5M4

Hughes amendment is void. Don't worry about it.

[copper vapor]

maybe if I update gpu drivers it goes away

hate having to update so often

[sour rivet]

i mean

i did have artifacting in general

but that was during the first 2 weeks

and not always

[copper vapor]

it happened when I played my first and only (so far) run during thunderstorm

[sour rivet]

your computer got scared

[copper vapor]

so idk if I want to play another one and see if it happens again

[heavy junco]

The 7.62 one is so unique looking
I really like that

But then again I really like the 7.62 Galil so maybe that's why

[opal star]

7.62 is cool... But it's no .50bmg armor piercing incendiary tungsten core!

[heavy junco]

Wellllll

Not many rounds are .50bmg armor piercing incendiary tungsten cores

[opal star]

[heavy junco]

That turkey never stood a chance

[turbid shuttle]

Crazy to see these just in a parking lot

Just a regular parking garage

[noble basin]

Matte black bentley

[turbid shuttle]

Looks clean as fuck

[copper vapor]

I love matte colors on cars

[opal star]

Never.

[green granite]

I want to get a Vz58

I just dont know where to get one

[heavy junco]

is a litl bit hot

[green granite]

Im glad the gun is not overreacting

[green granite]

@opal star whats your current EDC

[static axle]

[green granite]

Whats game is this

[copper vapor]

tarkov I'm guessin

[green granite]

I think

[copper vapor]

therefore I AM

[green granite]

I guess its tarkov

@zealous depot https://youtube.com/shorts/a_DI4Nf6RR0?si=dIupyIYrLa4zsQ3y

Böber Kürwa

[heavy junco]

"is that a famas"
Naw but that's really cool wtf

[zealous depot]

[opal karma]

is that a Sako?

[heavy junco]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RK_62#Civilian

Scroll down to M76

[heavy junco]

I've shot a cz75 before
Neat little thing
Felt very smooth to use

[worn harness]

man
i really am not suited for tarkov coz im a fcking lootgoblin

[copper vapor]

level strength
get a good backpack
use the uh... forgot which stimulant it was

sj6?

[worn harness]

if i fill my inventory to the brim
i will be overweight

[worn harness]

iirc its called mule

[heavy junco]

Immersion maxxing

[worn harness]

oh well
i now feel regret buying it XD

altho i can play SPT

[heavy junco]

But tarkov is a lootgoblin game

[copper vapor]

you can refund if you're under 2hrs

[heavy junco]

You just gotta improve your lootgoblin tech

[worn harness]

lootgoblin but with restrictions

[heavy junco]

Just look at what you need to upgrade your hideout

[turbid shuttle]

[worn harness]

i need to prioritize the loot i need

[heavy junco]

Ppl make guides for this for each patch or whatever

[turbid shuttle]

Ive been thinking about getting a CZ, how is it @opal star

[worn harness]

btw i did a customs raid
i fought a boss that has this helmet

and a big fat one that has a pipe

[copper vapor]

bro killed knight

[heavy junco]

Do you know what his name is

Guess

[worn harness]

no

[copper vapor]

big dick

[worn harness]

cant

[copper vapor]

I mean big pipe

[heavy junco]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Pipe

[worn harness]

oh big pipe

[heavy junco]

He is part of the "Goon squad".

[copper vapor]

did you also kill an edgy guy with a mask and black makeup on his face

[worn harness]

bro thats where i fought them
while i fought knight at near a gas station

dafuq

[heavy junco]

Well yeah

[copper vapor]

didn't know they appeared at customs

birbeye

[worn harness]

im using SPT tho

dunno if they appear in live PVE

[heavy junco]

Is it updated or did you have to downgrade turbo hard

[copper vapor]

they probably do

[worn harness]

downgrade to the working one

[heavy junco]

Gotcha
I guess it wont make that much of a difference

[worn harness]

coz spt doesnt have 1.0 atm iirc?

[copper vapor]

it does not

[worn harness]

so yeah im using downgrade

[heavy junco]

This is birdseye

[opal star]

They're ok, older ones are significantly better though.

[copper vapor]

oh it's not black makeup

[worn harness]

btw i found multiple purple big backpack
whats that called?

[copper vapor]

it's a skull makeup

[copper vapor]

screenshot

[heavy junco]

The best way to deal with the Goons on Customs is to gain their attention while you are at the "Crackhouse"

[worn harness]

insured one i got then when i found another i dropped it and looted the other one

[heavy junco]

This reads like a shitpost

[sour rivet]

oh fug i forgot i had saints row clips

[worn harness]

i think its pilgrim

[opal star]

Famas's are cool in games but are so dogshit IRL.

[worn harness]

waow
HK guns

[copper vapor]

?

[static axle]

they rush the door and are easy kills

[worn harness]

ye

[static axle]

pretty much anydoor will work

[heavy junco]

I want an L85 and SPAS-15 too so I'm not new to the concept

[worn harness]

i found them in raid
sad i cant put another pilgrim inside

[opal star]

I am the HK guy.

[heavy junco]

Cool gun pile tho

[opal star]

While AK's are the worst guns ever made, HK's are cool.

[worn harness]

stalker 2 has this and the g36 lol

altho they are different name ingame

g36 is gp37 ingame

[opal star]

Pussies.

[heavy junco]

Words spoken by people who light cigars with dollar bills

[static axle]

naah thats a all knowing bitch

[worn harness]

im using OXA mod so they are renamed IRL

[heavy junco]

Let me guess
SG550 too

https://tenor.com/view/rolex-watch-skydweller-rollie-shiny-gif-12781532

[static axle]

jesus christ he head eyes fast occasionally

[copper vapor]

pilgrims within pilgrims

[worn harness]

anyway
ill play tarkov from time to time
atm im having stash management issues

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/thugnificent's-watch-gif-14054927886368331067

[heavy junco]

Real as fuck

[worn harness]

why i cant put inside?

[opal star]

Yup.

5 to be exact.

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-gif-22010242

[opal star]

That's the way.

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/basedgod-lil-b-rey-vro-based-gif-20944588

[worn harness]

on why i use oxa mod coz fcking sights that should be in guns are not available
so they are restrictions removed

[copper vapor]

probably "protection" to prevent people from just carrying multiple copies of it

[worn harness]

true

but on SPT that wont stop me lol

altho i wont change anything other than raid timer since one raid i took 1 hr to extract lol

[copper vapor]

dang lol

[static axle]

love me along raid timer

[worn harness]

i was fighting along the way
fcking scavs i killed like 20+

[copper vapor]

I used a QoL cheat mod called Gilded Key Storage

gilded key chain or whatever it was

[heavy junco]

SPT can really feel like killing floor except the zeds have guns

[worn harness]

true lol

[heavy junco]

Have you heard the obscenely long scav line yet

[copper vapor]

yea I remember one customs run where I killed 15 npcs

[copper vapor]

[worn harness]

should i play like true vanilla (except raid timer since im still learning)?
on SPT?

[copper vapor]

I would always recommend playing vanilla at first but this game has so much cbt I don't know if I should

[worn harness]

i want to eventually play PVP

[copper vapor]

there's a lot of good qol mods

[heavy junco]

It doesnt really matter I think
If you learn the game and spots you'll be able to breeze it out way before the raid timer in live

[static axle]

i mean if you wanna know how it playes then vanilla but its upto you, modded is so much fun too

[worn harness]

hmmm yeah
kinda like when i first played gamma i dont know where are good spots or enemies and bases
but after a year of playing i know now where to go
i guess that will be like in tarkov too if i play nonstop

[copper vapor]

yea

just like riding a dick bicycle

you never really forget

[worn harness]

the temptation to change the secured container and other inventory items so i can loot more is so damn hard to resist

im using beta and it has 3x2 size
i can make it 10x10 lol

[green granite]

I always wants a CZ

[worn harness]

and even increase the carryweight i can carry

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/shitposts_mp4/status/1991740862536286588
thank you twitter

🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎞️ (@shitposts_mp4)

https://t.co/WaVhTqpqkW

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[worn harness]

should i change them?

[static axle]

then do it

it doesnt matter

[copper vapor]

WTF

[static axle]

its literally meant to be modded

[marsh cargo]

ok telling you know since i fell for the same thing

[copper vapor]

LMAO THE END

[sour rivet]

he killed him

[marsh cargo]

you can have a fully stocked medical container and never lose it

[worn harness]

lol i can change them

[marsh cargo]

it takes all the "risk" out of anything

since you never run out of anything

[worn harness]

yeah true

its like im playing gamma

i loot everything

[static axle]

just carry whole stash in ass and play only transit

[worn harness]

btw my raid timer is 12hrs

lol

[turbid shuttle]

https://youtu.be/Mw_AJOYzt0w?si=IDRkBoaOXCrB-3S1

[copper vapor]

you can activate eod edition and have the 3x3 container

at least give yourself that

[worn harness]

hmmmm i cant find the weight so i can change it to higher one

so i can carry more

i lose stamina when overweight

[copper vapor]

and walk slowly

and take more fall damage

[worn harness]

i can just make the beta case to be 10 x10 tho

so i can put more items in my ass

[copper vapor]

the bay harbor stretcher

[worn harness]

and even put thicc case there lol

maybe even weapon case and junk box

[copper vapor]

nah that's too much cheating imo

[sour rivet]

thank you yoshi

[worn harness]

the temptation to change it is hard to resist coz of this power

i can even change the size of the pockets lol

[heavy junco]

Get it out of your system

[worn harness]

like 2x2

[heavy junco]

Go crazy go hog wild mod it all you want

[worn harness]

fck it

XD

[green granite]

I kind of wondering what happened to the visa vs game thing

[heavy junco]

https://youtu.be/nw1Vm3G2UPc

[sour rivet]

love this guy

[worn harness]

btw can i even put the weapon case in secured containers normally?

[copper vapor]

dunno

[worn harness]

even medicine case

[copper vapor]

normally, weapons can't be put there. but idk how it'd behave with a large enough secure case that could fit weapon cases

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287208194233602059/1439117729821884550/mason.mp4?ex=6921ec14&is=69209a94&hm=df05265643b53a221d2b1b1dc2523013ae1fa18b8f5d5489c9a409e56426c812&

[worn harness]

this dude tho

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

now thats spt

[green granite]

He just had the rare Heard edition

[heavy junco]

AAAUUWUWUGUGHAHAHHGHHH

One of the best vids I have ever dled

[worn harness]

kek

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeXGkRAcYJ4 you gotta watch this

[heavy junco]

Give me a few and I will

[sour rivet]

oh shi he made a part 2?

[blazing maple]

DON'T WATCH IT!

EVIL VIDEO

A CURSE

I

AUGH

MY SKIN

AUGH-

[copper vapor]

ignore the 'sir'

can't be bothered to edit

[blazing maple]

no i can be a sir

If i'm like a knight or someone very regal

[untold spear]

[blazing maple]

sir can be a cool title

like that one game of thrones lady

[sour rivet]

damn

thats

totally chaotic

[green granite]

What the fuck

Wth is that magwell

[static axle]

im more interested in the wear, how much does the guy use that

[copper vapor]

stretched out like a ho's bumhole

[untold spear]

||Just another w product from an urban gun dealer||

[static axle]

i think i have screw drives 30 years old with less wear on the handle

unless this is like scraped smooth or something

[heavy junco]

Oh my god the running

[static axle]

but like even to the top its peeling the rubbery coating

[heavy junco]

at 0:20

[green granite]

That thing didnt get used

It gets extremely bubba's

[static axle]

ofc, makes sense with the type of stuff ethan is building

[green granite]

@static axle

[copper vapor]

WHAT LMAO

[static axle]

WTF

[heavy junco]

LOL wtf

I was not ready for that

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-dow-gif-24856862

deserves a kekw gif

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-gemson-gapejak-wholesome-soyjak-gif-27193685

[sour rivet]

Me when I cant fucking handle recoil

[blazing maple]

hi Iedy

[static axle]

tarkov pmc's when you break an arm

[copper vapor]

tarkov pmcs when you*

[blazing maple]

are you enjoying your tarkov game thingy

[copper vapor]

because they like that always

[sour rivet]

Sam as penance for becoming a fridge i need you to give me somth to do

Otherwise I'm gonna flip

[copper vapor]

look at this mf doge

[static axle]

very, are you enjoying whaever you're playing

[sour rivet]

Mf I don wanna do arc

[worn harness]

i was NOT ready for the canted sight

[sour rivet]

I wanna do OTHER games

[worn harness]

fcking hell

[blazing maple]

i'm doing nothing

:)

[sour rivet]

She s lying

[blazing maple]

that's it

c'mere

https://tenor.com/view/iron-golem-rotoscoped-steve-minecraft-gif-13509011360441235515

[sour rivet]

UNHAND ME

[heavy junco]

Holy shit what a gif

[sour rivet]

AUGH

[worn harness]

btw im using the demi invincibility mod
i can still die to bleed or hunger and thirst?

[static axle]

bored bovine

[worn harness]

spt btw

[sour rivet]

maybe SHE should do something too

[untold spear]

[copper vapor]

I don't even know what that is but it has MBO in the name so it's automatically based

[blazing maple]

I am not bored I am...

content...

[sour rivet]

looks like im gonna fli

p

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-flip-monkey-monkey-speech-bubble-monkey-flipping-monkey-flip-speech-gif-5862110917894572042

[sour rivet]

the only thing content about you is my clips

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

[marsh cargo]

pengu

[blazing maple]

i have no clips you can't prove it

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

she doesnt know

that i took clips of total chaos

[copper vapor]

fat mf

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple get fooked loser

you are CONTENT

[green granite]

Wdym fat

Bro squats everyday

Hell every single second you breathe bro squatted 5 times

[blazing maple]

i still love the eye ceiling guys

my pals

[sour rivet]

our buddies

[copper vapor]

they have to open their mouths to see

so how do they know when the light is out

[sour rivet]

you ever close your eyes in a bright room

also their mouths are opening slightly from time to time

smh

[slim magnet]

chat does someone have the ublock filters that make youtube main page not have only 3 humongous thumbnails per row

[sour rivet]

they dont work anymore

i tried

[copper vapor]

only 3? I have only 2

[slim magnet]

it was working before i formatted earlier today but i didn't back them up

genius move

like yeah i know it doesn't add more videos to the main page

[sour rivet]

hi gabe newell

[slim magnet]

that's not what i care about i want the fucking landing page to be usable

as in being able to see options

[blazing maple]

hello my name is gabe newell and today i have an announcement

[sour rivet]

my shit be inconsistent

[blazing maple]

Half life 2: espisode 2: chapter 1

[sour rivet]

oh its almost 11

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwG9yoQMdvg

new warlockracy

[sour rivet]

sam why did you do this

[green granite]

[sour rivet]

dont you sleepyboye me

im gonna mail warframe fish to you

[green granite]

birb

you should stop blackmailing Sam

instead

you should remove her from the tram

[sour rivet]

fym blackmailing

what is bro wafflin about

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/itsHunterTV/status/1991990422185652269

Xen HunterTV☄️ (@itsHunterTV)

Soap's death if Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 came out in 2025

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[green granite]

fools

[sour rivet]

AW NAOH NOAH NAON

SAAWOOP

[slim magnet]

can you still do "lunges" by strafe jumping and hitting dodge

[green granite]

there was no brain in his head when he was shot

he was fine

[sour rivet]

kinda?

sam can you i forgor

[green granite]

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

i care not for your money

[green granite]

please care for my greens

🥺

[sour rivet]

weak ass 1mil

cant get anyhting

[copper vapor]

[green granite]

that is false

and you know it

[sour rivet]

cant get anything fun

[green granite]

Kosatka

[left mantle]

You can buy one singular piece of clothing with that million

[slim magnet]

there was this section in the original game where you were in an apartment suite thing trapped with those ghost lady monsters that damaged you by standing near it except it was sort of a timed "run as fast as you can or you just die" scenario

that i could not beat for the life of me the "intended" way

[sour rivet]

its a bit different in the standalone

[green granite]

gambling again

[slim magnet]

like if i didn't abuse air dodging that section felt actually impossible

[green granite]

AINT NO WAY

[blazing maple]

you won a free cat

[green granite]

hey

free stuff is free stuff

[blazing maple]

show the cat

[sour rivet]

sam go do something already oh my goawwwdd you're so BOOOOIREEEEDDD

[heavy junco]

gamba

[blazing maple]

okay i'll go sleep then gn

[sour rivet]

my spell

im so fucking good at this

FIRST THO

warframe or saints row

[blazing maple]

idc

[sour rivet]

damn :(

[blazing maple]

warframe

saints row is poopy

[sour rivet]

aw hell nah

dissin my saints row(tm) 2

im gonna fuckin kill vor

[copper vapor]

the reboot yeah

[sour rivet]

dude

i watched a vid of someone that was at the studio before it was announced

shit changed SO MUCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZfzp0NrM4Y

'ere

sam you should watch it too its interestin

[quiet abyss]

FOAP

[copper vapor]

JABÓÓÓÓÓN

[sour rivet]

AUGH NO NO COPE!

[blazing maple]

or you could play battlefield 6

[sour rivet]

i JUST

HOPPED ON WARF

[quiet abyss]

FOAP

[blazing maple]

choices chocies

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

FOAP

[heavy junco]

fope

[sour rivet]

i gave you 2 choices
you chose 1
good job

[quiet abyss]

FOAP

[sour rivet]

oh

right

tau shards

mmmmm

rubs my tauforged belly

[heavy junco]

This is me irl in case you were wondering

[green granite]

very fictionalize looking AR15

[quiet abyss]

SOMEBODY SAY RANGED BITCH ASS LOSER? - Average Imperium players

[sour rivet]

fuck you talking about

[quiet abyss]

tau

40k

[sour rivet]

proof?

[blazing maple]

VETERAN GRENADE GO

[quiet abyss]

they have MASSIVE RANGE

and people hate them

so yeah

[heavy junco]

Give me a few years

[sour rivet]

no

face reveal NOW

[copper vapor]

sub zero fell off

[quiet abyss]

POCKET RICIN

GO

(we both die now)

[quiet abyss]

i dont get it

[blazing maple]

she's from a 2d fighter

[quiet abyss]

OH

[copper vapor]

so is scorpion

[quiet abyss]

that makes sense

[sour rivet]

not in this one tho

[blazing maple]

no scorpion is real he owes me 20$

[quiet abyss]

technically scorpion is 2D in the old iterations

[little depot]

I'm from a 2d fighter

[quiet abyss]

but the new ones are 3D

[copper vapor]

in the new ones too

only one he's 3d is mk4

[quiet abyss]

bruce, you still owe me 16 dollars

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

FUCK OFF

[sour rivet]

ms fortune owes me a gem

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/skullgirls-peacock-dance-insanity-gif-24661615

[quiet abyss]

wut.

i remember him being distinctly 3D in mkx

[little depot]

She raid on my arc until I get extract camped

[opal star]

Why the fuck is Aiden Pearce gambling in GTA Online.

[sour rivet]

bored