╟❓general-offtopic

[blazing jackal]

It sucks for small potatoes tho

[slim magnet]

and in the first one yeah it looks safe

but like it only peels long straight fruit

and not round ones

or roundish

like potatoes

you know the thing the utensil is fucking named after

[blazing jackal]

Do you need tutorial how to do it?

[hexed kernel]

juse use a knife

[slim magnet]

yeah it seems like the correct course of action

[copper vapor]

yea sure

if you hit your palm with a peeler

surely you won't with a knife

[little depot]

peel yourself

[copper vapor]

I'd rather have an accident with a peeler than with a knife

[slim magnet]

i mean with a knife i can for starters peel away from me hand without some weird ass grip

[hexed kernel]

knives are broader and thicker than peelers though

[static axle]

@opal star so it begins, once again without fail. Snow

[slim magnet]

and surely a peeler won't ever cause enough harm to actually worry about safe usage

but still

[copper vapor]

yeah at most it's gonna nick your outer skin, might bleed a tiny bit

nothing more than a nuisance tho

[static axle]

hey i skinned the outside of my thumb with a cheese slicer

everything is dangerous

[slim magnet]

bro FLAYED himself

[sick trail]

Acquire skill

[static axle]

yeee

[sick trail]

With many a potato

[static axle]

im pretty sure i ate the skin too cause i could fucking find nowhere

[static axle]

hello dry

[slim magnet]

the ever so human urge to eat your own skin if and whenever it flakes (or is sliced) off

[static axle]

trueee

[sick trail]

Ello

[sick trail]

What do you think hangnails exist for?

[static axle]

me when its going past the elbow and not stopping

[slim magnet]

dude the other day i got a tiny one and pulled on it

not upwards

but away from the finger

[static axle]

also those are way safer than what we have usually over here

[slim magnet]

and it almost went straight into the fingerbed

[slim magnet]

this looks so much easier to handle

[halcyon fossil]

this is the good shit

[heavy junco]

The real shit

[static axle]

its more like a knife, but it has a pointy end and sometimes if not carefull enough you stab your palm when taking the core out of an apple

i mean if small apple

[blazing jackal]

Seems great for stubbing someone, just need a sharpen point

[static axle]

it is sharp and its half round too

[halcyon fossil]

don't stab things over your palm. simple as

[blazing jackal]

Great open wounds

[static axle]

i mean i have accidentally drilled into my palm

[solid sundial]

New Reminder | ID:85670816

Alright all.seer, I'll remind you in 18 years about:

funny

[heavy junco]

I can't believe that works

[little depot]

soup

[static axle]

speaking of peelers and shit nothing is more bullshit invention than those veggie knifes

the fuck you supposed to with those little bastards

[static axle]

stab and rotater

[blazing jackal]

Carve veggies, when you have black spots on potatos for example, also you dont really need palm length knife to slice olives or small pickles.

[static axle]

i guess, i just usually use my smallef chef knife

and im speaking of these bastards

[solid sundial]

New Reminder | ID:85670861

Alright all.seer, I'll remind you in 60 years about:

fight dry like in mgs4

[heavy junco]

@sick trail

[blazing jackal]

Weird ass handle, perfect for wet fingers to slip INTO blade area

[static axle]

and you try to cut anything that isnt cucumber and the blade just bends

its like a knife but anything knife like has left the chat and its just IFE

[blazing jackal]

Im talking more about small utility knifes

[sick trail]

Aight bet

[static axle]

those are goated. im talking like these wanna be utility knifes

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-fortnite-metal-gear-solid-guns-of-the-patriots-old-snake-revolver-ocelot-gif-26952879

[static axle]

i have a ceramic utility knife and its awesome

[heavy junco]

Why did ocelot do all that

Old man yaoi

[blazing jackal]

Old ass bara

[static axle]

NO you go away @snow tree

[green granite]

This poor dude

Oh no

[blazing jackal]

They're cool but i cant get over potential ceramic chips in my food

So metal is the way

[static axle]

i mean i mostly use to chop up veggies cause its so sharp. thats about it

[livid cipher]

there's no more casino in this discord ? :(

[static axle]

i mean i have enough stuff inside me that some ceramic wouldnt be a problem

[blazing jackal]

They already improved the Osprey. By not using it much

[solid sundial]

New Reminder | ID:85671061

Alright wildazufromsky, I'll remind you in 1 year and 6 months about:

tolerate

[green granite]

They improved the osprey from

Crash very fast

To crash slightly less fast

[static axle]

sounds like kerbal space program

[blazing jackal]

Also whats up with katana?

https://youtu.be/Z1G4V6X5ONA?si=GKgr-DCddSCnyIBV

Channeling his fedora energy?

[heavy junco]

He needs it to survive the Mandrill Maze

[blazing jackal]

The difference is they care for crashed kerbins this time

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrasad-gif-23310565

me watching spaceship 11989 blow up and im next

[visual phoenix]

Age restricted huh

[static axle]

no changes will be made

[visual phoenix]

What's that supposed to mean

[little depot]

you will be spammed with porn

[visual phoenix]

Oh not a big of a deal then

[little depot]

yup

[static axle]

what a deal

why is it so fucking ugly too

[heavy junco]

What the fuck

[blazing jackal]

Magic wand aahh design

[static axle]

ah it has copper vapor chanmber,liquid metal and ln2 support

but still 4.2k

[little depot]

i woke up ina new bugatti

[blazing jackal]

Like all they needed to do is just make it all the way rectangular, but nope

[static axle]

shit looks like a massive usb stick or something

[untold spear]

Ew brother what the fuck is that?! Ewww

[untold spear]

No SSD? Block.

[blazing jackal]

Its a sus rog

[untold spear]

If that's their new strix line I'm out at least the 2080ti looked nice before I fucked the pins up by smashing it against my motherboard like a caveman

[blazing jackal]

No one can beat twink gpu design from yeeston

[untold spear]

Looks fresh and like it won't sag at all 🥵

[real aspen]

Currently it's 9

I fell asleep at around 6

I spent like 6 hours fully awake staring at ceiling

[blazing jackal]

[real aspen]

Before falling asleep

[opal star]

Or. Extreme.

[untold spear]

That composite heatpipe :kreygasm:

[blazing jackal]

Hold on Jesus, you dont need to bankrupt ikea

[green granite]

.

[little depot]

.

[green granite]

I see

Glad we have a mutual understanding

[little depot]

I understand your pain

[static axle]

[static axle]

im pretty sure prime owns a ikea

[static axle]

beaty

[sick trail]

2000s called, they want their card design back

[blazing jackal]

Is that titanium damascus on a handle?

[sick trail]

Bald

[hexed kernel]

[static axle]

real

[blazing jackal]

Cute rat.

Now make him a little queek headtaker costume

[static axle]

weekend, work done, ate some pizza, its snowy and wintery outside life is good

[green granite]

Nice

[opal star]

Damasteel. Juhana Salonen hunting knife.
Steel: Apex Ultra.
64 hrc.

[blazing jackal]

Im not gonna ask the price

[green granite]

Im waiting for Prime to make knives out of accelerated particles

[blazing jackal]

Out of rare FeNi meteorites is more realistic scenario

[opal star]

😏

[opal star]

Maybe.

[blazing jackal]

Where to buy? Asking for a friend.

[opal star]

😉
https://www.hankscartel.com/shop/p/4kp1ddmvf57kalwsok93oiq5qcg2ys

[blazing jackal]

I guess it would be pain in the ass to buy from russia, sadly

[opal star]

Great quality, love their stuff.

Some of the shit they make... Eh.

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-not-my-tempo-jk-simmons-gif-9593874262333532084

[blazing jackal]

Ai weeb slop yep

At least pay some pixiv guy

[plucky tusk]

show me the play side

[untold spear]

He sold me fent after this

[turbid shuttle]

Oh cool knives WHAT THE FUCK

[turbid shuttle]

Penis

[celest plank]

....

||Christopher||

[turbid shuttle]

My EDC knife is just a benchmade bugout

Nothing too fancy

Got it as a gift from a friend

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-christopher-moltisanti-crying-cry-gif-27555667

[green granite]

why are you the 2nd edition of the hardcore extraction shooter game Escape From Tarkov that costs 70 USD to purchase

[untold spear]

It's the fish matches guy

[sick trail]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@pseudo zodiac

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[hexed kernel]

huh

[celest plank]

Also, you finally exceeded me and my bro

Cause we watch like 6-9 episodes on weekends, currently finished s2e7

[gray kettle]

Dear God I hate mornings

[celest plank]

@opal star @small bane it happened

[blazing jackal]

Water is wet.

[celest plank]

winter is here

[real aspen]

i love pretending to be productive by putting unreasonable amount of effort into random things which really dont need that effort

anyway

[celest plank]

25cm of snow overnight

[real aspen]

i now have 2 (two) soviet-era Bakelite extension cords

[slim magnet]

chat how does one schmove around falling in love with someone

[celest plank]

shmove?

whats shmoving

[slim magnet]

i'm like finally getting treated as a person and a friend and not as a whore

[celest plank]

thats good

[slim magnet]

weave

[celest plank]

happy for you

[celest plank]

Once again I gotta check translator lmao

[real aspen]

weave, as in move between

[slim magnet]

like spiders do

[real aspen]

oh

like hornet

from hollow knight™ silksong™

[celest plank]

so

[celest plank]

what you are trying to say

[slim magnet]

i don't want to fall for him

[celest plank]

is that you want to avoid falling for someone?

[slim magnet]

but he's very very nice to me and all that

yeah

[celest plank]

oi wifi is staggering

[celest plank]

is he giving signs that he is into you?

[slim magnet]

yeah a lot

[celest plank]

you can do the classic and friendzone him

just tell him that he is like a brother to you but you dont see yourself in a relationship with him

[blazing jackal]

You better tell him outright because man in most cases cant tell the difference between genuine care and flirting.

[slim magnet]

||but i also want to fuck him||

[celest plank]

friends with benefits?

I mean that works

when it comes to men you have to be straightforward

they dont get the signplay as much

you wont provide a clear message by giving hints most of the time

[slim magnet]

i mean i know

[blazing jackal]

So, he eventually would fall for you, then you tell him hes not the guy really, then he gets mad.

[slim magnet]

but he's such a good and caring friend to me

treats me very nice

has actually gone without sleep just to accompany me through mental breakdowns

a real bro

[celest plank]

thats very nice

[hexed kernel]

why not

[real aspen]

tell him you see him as a loyal servant, maybe he's into that

[plucky tusk]

i want a friend with benefits too
lik cooking and then gaming sometimes

[slim magnet]

because serious relationships are constant gambles on keeping friendships (plural) around

[celest plank]

You'll find it soon

[real aspen]

ya'll taking about loving and fucking meanwhile im breathing bakelite dust

[celest plank]

Sooner than you'd think

[slim magnet]

they're minefields with not that many benefits, if any

[blazing jackal]

If you want a friend who fucks you - you better set borders asap, or eventually he get tired of mixed signals and no longer would think about you as a decent human being

[plucky tusk]

been single ever since the covid hits man

[subtle sage]

momo giving relationship advice? what can't he do

[real aspen]

and debating whether to gut copper internals from a white plastic one and put them into the bakelite

[hexed kernel]

very true (never been in a relationship)

[real aspen]

@hexed kernel should i gut copper internals from lame white plastic extension cord head and put them into cool red-and-black bakelite extension cord head?

[blazing jackal]

Its not a gamble, its compromise. If you not living with a person under same roof, sharing one toilet - you not in a relationship.

[slim magnet]

what is this supposed to mean

bro never had a gf while being a teenager

insane

[blazing jackal]

Tell him (by words) what kind of a relationship you want?

[celest plank]

Snowy weather, netflix and chill coming later on

I feel good about this day

[celest plank]

??

[slim magnet]

yeah same

[celest plank]

The fuck

[slim magnet]

traditional thing

[celest plank]

You dont have to live in the same place to be in a relationship in the first place

[slim magnet]

me being his girl(boy)friend

but serious nonetheless

and serious amorous relationships are a tight rope

last time i rejected a guy he made it his mission to remove me from that friend group by slandering me

or making a nasty ass fuss whenever i was around

[blazing jackal]

Depends on what you see as relationship really, long term ones? Cause other option is a hookup. Too many friends being in some relationship (as they though), but as soon as they actually started living together its starting to fall apart.

[slim magnet]

and i was the outsider to the friend group so i got the short end of the stick

just because i told him i didn't want to be with him

[slim magnet]

bro calls anything below marriage a hookup

[blazing jackal]

Im not talking about marriage lol

My last relationship is still going, 9 years, you dont need formalities for them to hold, its not gonna work

[hexed kernel]

why me?

[real aspen]

because whims of the universe

it be whimsy like that

[static axle]

@celest plank ||usa has high concentration of autism, usa also has lots of dino nuggies, there for dino nuggets cause autism||

[hexed kernel]

what if it's the other way around

autism causes dino nuggets

[static axle]

cant be, dino nuggies are too low specs to be autism created

dino nuggies are invention of dumb corporation to sell more autism

[blazing jackal]

So you want "traditional thing" from him but dont want "a tight rope" for youself? Once he realizes silent part hes bail out and ex story will repeat itself. Thats why you better set it straight

[green granite]

UGH

I WANT TO OWN

A BRDM2

I WANT TO COMMUNE TO WORK

IN A BRDM2

I WANT TO PICK UP AND GO WITH MY DATE

IN A BRDM 2

[static axle]

heating up a chicken panini and then either sleep or raiding

[blazing jackal]

Relationship advices in sdolger discord channel

Where the highest chances to meet functional human being are.

[green granite]

I WANT TO bla bla bla

IN A BRDM2

[static axle]

only good relationship is with green paper

[green granite]

green paper?

[blazing jackal]

In my case its yellow, orange, and sometimes blue paper

[green granite]

You know what would make good relationship?

BRDM2

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/yukari-hinata-waving-yuyushiki-anime-gif-18357482479610017645

@green granite

[gray kettle]

[green granite]

Hello Sab

do you like

[blazing jackal]

Nah, btr 40 is my kind of

[green granite]

BRDM2

[static axle]

same, well my money is in bit form in my bank

[real aspen]

i love armored cars

[gray kettle]

It looks like a vehicle from "Cars"

[real aspen]

they're so silly :3

[green granite]

yes I know

It looks like

a BRDM2

[gray kettle]

[blazing jackal]

Premium skin

Lacks the atgm on top

[gray kettle]

Where the anime waifus on the side

[blazing jackal]

Gives no tactical advantage whatsoever

Brdm 2 covered in Contact

[real aspen]

she razvedyvatelnaya on my boyevaya mashina til i dozornaya twice

[slim magnet]

i didn't want a traditional thing

at worst i want a fuck buddy out of him

i do like him

[blazing jackal]

If hes cool with that why not?

[slim magnet]

but i don't want to drop a friendship for letting my cock think for me

[green granite]

BRDM 2

[real aspen]

hmm

i think

i'll high my fleet

[blazing jackal]

HighFeet

[green granite]

you know what you can be high on?

a BRDM2

[hexed kernel]

ALERT
danger
close

[slim magnet]

was danger close any good

like sure it was the objective worst choice for that perk slot

in mw2

but did it have legit use cases

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/audiophile-dissapointed-tyll-innerfidelity-gif-21692360

Thermal signature detected

[restive bear]

The clankers want more of themselves to be killed

[chrome ginkgo]

I am here to say I got some awful shit in message requests on twitter

[halcyon fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/baboon-laptop-work-busy-screw-work-gif-4657344

[hexed kernel]

have you tried simply not opening it in the first place?

[chrome ginkgo]

I need it for other things, and usually message requests is just me hitting X on a dozen spam asian fake OF accounts type shit

This was crimes against humanity this time

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/HellraiserGame/status/1991553582324175048

Clive Barker's Hellraiser: Revival (@HellraiserGame)

A glimpse into torment, a promise of suffering and chaos.
Want it. Let your desire fester…

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 20, 2025, 5:05 PM

[sick trail]

I simply locked DMs to only accounts I follow

[chrome ginkgo]

But I like having the occasional cute Vtuber poke me in DM's

[sour rivet]

intersnt

[chrome ginkgo]

Wait what happened to Clinically Blase

[sour rivet]

they left a bit ago

[hexed kernel]

leaving this server? very based

[green granite]

Wait

Who is Clinically Blase

[chrome ginkgo]

Idk they played League

[green granite]

Eugh

[chrome ginkgo]

But they were here for years

[hexed kernel]

yeah i remember the name

[blazing jackal]

Had good music taste

[chrome ginkgo]

AUGHHHH

[frozen void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233795421739024476/1383534021602181270/reliz_tare.gif

[chrome ginkgo]

he's so fucking extra, god bless his voice actor

[upbeat verge]

what did i do?

[chrome ginkgo]

The fucking goblin going BUT

OH NO

He nearly killed Grush

[gray kettle]

Poor Grush

[static axle]

hi iedy

hows tarky

[upbeat verge]

its shit

[upbeat verge]

.

[real aspen]

i'll be high on you

[green granite]

sure

a BRDM-2

[real aspen]

is this what it's like to try flirt with an autistic person?

[green granite]

no

you are just flirting with a

BRDM-2

there is no love here

just

Welded Steel hull

[real aspen]

Sounds like love to me idk

Ah shit

Forgor to charge phone

Killing myself

[sick trail]

Imagine not charging your phone while you sleep

[upbeat verge]

I dont

at least I stopped

[real aspen]

I've actually never done that

Ever

[upbeat verge]

cuz fast charging lets you charge it in the morning in about 40 minutes

[sick trail]

Clearly Sab forgets

[green granite]

@real aspen

[latent hazel]

is that dying light combat lol

NEURON
ACTIVATION

@frozen void

[green granite]

@latent hazel

[sick trail]

[green granite]

what is wrong with you

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/kuiil-have-spoken-mandalorian-star-wars-gif-15566834

[sick trail]

Next time keep quiet

[blazing maple]

you get to fight bdsm monsters with the lament configuration to save your GF from the nightmare realm

pretty compelling stuff

[opal star]

Expect more.

[green granite]

HUIH????????

[little depot]

I hate this channel

It's time to arc my raiders

[sick trail]

See, you truly should be merged with #🎪bruh-fart

[green granite]

OH MY GOD

IT HAS A SWITCH

IT IS A SWITCH

[real aspen]

I'm running on like 2 hours of low quality sleep guh

[blazing maple]

exile them Dry

you want t

i'm speaking to you like the green goblin mask

[solid sundial]

Temporary role added

@blazing maple has been granted the <@&1023724927532150855> role for 1 minute.

[hexed kernel]

wow

literally 1984

how low the mighty have fallen

[blazing maple]

hate crime

[upbeat verge]

why is cuppert playing roblox

wtf

[real aspen]

Knobby lever thing

On high voltage box :3

[zealous depot]

freezer McGeezer is doing good

[thick plover]

The money for internet bill has been gathered

Now just to go pay it

[upbeat verge]

SIR

Do NOT touch the Knobby lever thing

[pallid sapphire]

People playing Roblox and showing it in offtopic should be brainfart exiled

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800635657398

[upbeat verge]

roblox in 2025

mate

have some dignity

and self respect

[opal star]

Why the fuck does a weather app have private land parcels. Lmao.

[onyx vigil]

https://youtu.be/ehq1zsOtYWk?si=fvRtWfjQgV6KNEO- absolute banger

[real aspen]

Lack of sleep is weird

I hear guitar as trumpet now

Need to find music with trumpet, maybe it'll do reverse too

[onyx vigil]

You on rads or drugs or something?

[real aspen]

Lack of sleep

I'm on lack of sleep

[onyx vigil]

oh okay

[opal star]

MF got 2 land plots just to be able to fish the river bend. At least this stuffs up to date.

[onyx vigil]

what kind of drug is that lol

[real aspen]

It's lack of sleep

Or 2 hours of low quality sleep

In past

Uhhh

[gray kettle]

Sleep?

Sleep is for the weak

[onyx vigil]

So you awake 24/7/365

[onyx vigil]

Oh

[gray kettle]

After the 4th day the voices kinda chill out

Or you get used to it

[onyx vigil]

Yeah without my sleeping meds I can legit stay awake 24 hours

had it for all my life tbh

[real aspen]

Eh that's easy

Assuming You've rested properly before

[upbeat verge]

@gray kettle

[gray kettle]

PURPUR PERSON

[onyx vigil]

No seriously without my meds I can legit stay awake for 24 hours

[gray kettle]

Well, you shouldn't stay awake for more than 3-4 days

[upbeat verge]

SO TRU

[gray kettle]

After that you brain starts to take true damage DOT

[onyx vigil]

I probably can be awake longer than that

if I don’t take my fucking meds

[gray kettle]

And your organs start to slowly break down

Sleeping is a giant flush mechanism

[onyx vigil]

Anyways I have to go back to work and try to fix my subjects that I do not have a grade on and try to get a better grade than fucking E or D

[gray kettle]

Work

Bleh

[blazing maple]

zug zug

[upbeat verge]

[gray kettle]

DABU!!!

[blazing maple]

work work

[gray kettle]

SNOBU!

[blazing maple]

TAZDINGOOOO

[gray kettle]

something need doing?

[celest plank]

I am in the purple lmao

[gray kettle]

yeesh

[blazing maple]

Whenever you're at work and running low on morale

just mutter wow npc lines or warcraft 3 unit lines to yourself until morale improves

[upbeat verge]

y'all are fucking lunatics

[gray kettle]

*You're the King? I don't remember voting on you"

[blazing maple]

"Winds be at your back..." I say on my 5th hour of my shift"

[gray kettle]

I remember getting kicked by a horse once... It hurt..

[gray kettle]

That's actually an amazing thing to do

[blazing maple]

muttering age of mythology lines

[gray kettle]

selecting one unit for hidden responses and Easter egg lines

[upbeat verge]

what the FUCK are y'all retards talking about

[blazing maple]

saying zug zug can straight up give you like a second wind I'm not even joking

[blazing maple]

magic words that grant power

[gray kettle]

Old Blizzard RTS games

[real aspen]

Yes that's normal

Like

[blazing maple]

no that isn't

[upbeat verge]

lets ask the person that worked at blizzard what he thinks about old games

[gray kettle]

[real aspen]

36 hours is still pretty healthy assuming you don't do anything exhausting

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHMdQXcQoxo i googled zugzug and go this amazing video

[gray kettle]

I haven't heard about that fucktard in a while

[blazing maple]

holy shit

[gray kettle]

Jesus Christ Warcraft brainfart

Too much Zug Zugin

[snow tree]

Lord almighty

[little depot]

Ask if someone is friendly

I think they are

Starts fucking throwing a million nades at me

Ten out of ten experience

[blazing maple]

simply yell out "i'm not friendly"

sets a good precident

[halcyon fossil]

friendly nades

[snow tree]

I use flashlight strat

[boreal belfry]

Hello

[snow tree]

Say friendly and flash my flashlight, if they say "friendly" but dont flick they flashlight on/off I know to be suspicious of them

[blazing maple]

gm frogfriend

[little depot]

Gets extract camped by a dude

Another player avenges me

Reses me and we extract together

Kind peak

[hexed kernel]

haii

[blazing maple]

that's the dream

oh azu wanna see my bp haul i did last night

[little depot]

Sure

[blazing maple]

look at this shit. So nutty

[little depot]

Is it the one birb got mad at

[blazing maple]

yeah haha

[little depot]

Holy

damn...

[blazing maple]

now i got lvl 3 mag and lvl 3 stock too now

light mag

[little depot]

I have genuine zero idea what I'm doing

Just spamming scav runs

[blazing maple]

also do your trials kids

and always go night raids for the best loot

you'll find keys and bp's much more often

[snow tree]

Night is peak once you learned maps somewhat

And great to farm Arcs if you need

I had good raid on City yesterday, got silencer BP from it

[blazing maple]

yeah night is where I'm in my element

day maps feel too boring

but god... arc storms...

that's where I'm most alive

steak time

[hexed kernel]

time to update my humble dwelling

[halcyon fossil]

oh good god

[snow tree]

Hello beautiful

[snow tree]

Also yello Baby Girl

Sorry for my manners

[green granite]

forbidden soup next to the chests

[hexed kernel]

it's just burning fat

nothing too forbidden

[snow tree]

Finally got the system to recognise the old drive

Shit took me a week to figure out

[light monolith]

Welp finished division 1. Time to install division 2.

[frozen void]

When another gacha game appears

[hexed kernel]

big words from YOU of all people

[frozen void]

please never tag me again

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/gacha-hell-dies-fire-cgi-gif-6293034872178422934

[sick trail]

Jarvis, check latest media posts by this user

p!implode 482294551311024131

[hexed kernel]

or what? gonna @ the whole server again?

[light monolith]

True

[hollow heron]

don't ping the birb pls

[boreal belfry]

i guess there is no LUCK build

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/MyLgFFSY4Ok?si=YQa6RsxfO29as29W

underrated soundtrack imo

[halcyon fossil]

I'll never beat that score

[upbeat verge]

skill issue?

[halcyon fossil]

yeah

😔

[snow tree]

Arcane is basically luck, but more related to status effects

[boreal belfry]

hmm

so i can amke bleed weapon and hav e huge arcane stat

so enemy bleeds out to death?

[snow tree]

Yessir

It helps with build up of status so you apply it faster

[little depot]

It also increases your luck with mob drops

Fun if you're grinding sets

[boreal belfry]

they cute

but its sad i need to do ,,Talk to Melina'' first then do level up to see this animation

[snow tree]

Just memeber to run weapon that scales well with it

Occult is a good thing when you have something with innate blood/poison

[boreal belfry]

before someone say ,,ITS THE SAMEEE !!111!!!1''

[gray kettle]

Run dinos, run

[blazing maple]

dinorun

wow

[green granite]

[boreal belfry]

Elden ring fels so different then previous games i played

[gray kettle]

Yup yup yup

[boreal belfry]

like

[gray kettle]

I loved that game

[boreal belfry]

now ya can switch two hand between both of ur holded melees

[blazing maple]

vintage

[boreal belfry]

instead of switching everything in inventory all the time

[blazing maple]

I remember playing a lot of "Fuedalism 2" on like armour games or smth

[boreal belfry]

i hate the controls (ITS NOT THE SAME)

[gray kettle]

There is Kickstarter for Dino Run 2

ITS COMING ALIVE

[gray kettle]

Armour Games legendary site

[snow tree]

This drive will test my patience

[boreal belfry]

ok i dont get anything

shall i go full armour and tank

or dodge

[gray kettle]

"Sonny"

[boreal belfry]

cuz armour actually works in elden ring

[gray kettle]

I remember that shit!

[gray kettle]

Not really

[boreal belfry]

unlike DS3 this game armour actaully works

[gray kettle]

Since they left upgrading armor for better defences the Tank Aspect never worked in Dark souls

[snow tree]

It's still better to go for mid roll

[boreal belfry]

so its not like Fashin Soul 3?

and i can acutally use armour t osurvive?

[gray kettle]

Nope

Vigor meta is still alive

No armour vs max armour will only let you survive like 2-3 hits more

[little depot]

Who needs armor

Laughs in 0 poise

[boreal belfry]

i jsut want

smth like Havel set from ds1

[gray kettle]

DS2 poise was the best one

Fuck i still remember just walking at people without flinching with super heavy armory

[boreal belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1437829671986139269/1438473591090839715/DARK_SOULS_III_2025-11-13_11-19-17.mp4?ex=69218e6d&is=69203ced&hm=538e0c13afc389025d1cd22693da1cdc414bec7b6253df9009a424038757c153&

funiest shit iever did

[gray kettle]

Leo ring + heavy armour + heavy charged stab weappn

[sick trail]

#🎪bruh-fart

[gray kettle]

You would be surprised HW MUCH damage counter poke can dral

Deal*

[green granite]

Canadian sub?

[hexed kernel]

[gray kettle]

I think with refined claymore +10 and max charge R2 counter I hit a dude for 1700+

[boreal belfry]

why a stupid enemy have wind up of 9 working days

[gray kettle]

Oh you GONNA LOVE the bosses then

[boreal belfry]

i wont

[gray kettle]

[boreal belfry]

if my fav enemy in DS3 was Abyss Watcher wit hspeeds of kid on crack

i gonna hate he bosses with wind up of 6 years

[gray kettle]

They are the fucking most shit ass Delayed Attack Users in the whole game series

Eldens Ring biggest sin imo

That's why I play with "Elden Ring Reforged" overhaul mod

[boreal belfry]

i cant mod mine

[gray kettle]

Makes game faster and actually more responsive

[boreal belfry]

i cant mod any soul game i hav on pc anyway

[gray kettle]

Without going far away frommvabilla

[gray kettle]

Awww

[real aspen]

why not

[boreal belfry]

cracked games

arent modable

[real aspen]

you can mod cracked lol

[boreal belfry]

i cant

i spent 4 hours trying to mod DS3

[gray kettle]

[boreal belfry]

and no luck

[real aspen]

literally just launch with modegine.exe

[boreal belfry]

it farted and broke my game and i need to reisntall the crack

[real aspen]

you can mod it like usual

[gray kettle]

I ma not sure if the overhaul has its own .bat launcher

[real aspen]

it does but you dont need it

[boreal belfry]

well mod engine 2 an 3 is not repsenisve

[real aspen]

brother i've used those just fine

try again

[gray kettle]

I would say Give Elden Ring Reforged a go

[upbeat verge]

waiting for car to spawn
2 npcs in san andreas
you like it in the back door?
i think yes

[gray kettle]

Da heck Ivan

[blazing maple]

i was partial to kongregate

[upbeat verge]

ahahahah

[gray kettle]

Armor games, Kongregate and Newgrounds

Man nostalgia hits hard

Ask in DMS to evade wrath of mods

[sick trail]

[gray kettle]

Uh oh

[restive bear]

@sick trail I've put off my attention to finishing Hollow Knight because I've been PRACTICING FOR THIS AND I FINISHED IT OH YEAH BABY

[gray kettle]

Hello Dry, what a wonderful day we have

[blazing maple]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS CAME OUT

[sick trail]

Time to go beat the rest of the game

[boreal belfry]

😭

[gray kettle]

I watched a yt video about it yesterday

[sick trail]

Good job

[restive bear]

:3

[gray kettle]

Brother fell to the NewbieStomper Boss

[boreal belfry]

bro lord of cinder feels like piece of cake compared to windup of 9 years of age

[gray kettle]

If you have longsword - SPAM that L2+R2

[verbal gate]

No work babyyyyyyy

[gray kettle]

Poke DMG works wonders against tree guardians

[blazing maple]

bundaberg and gundam

wow

[gray kettle]

Also yea, wind ups and delayed attacks are fkcing horrible in ER

[boreal belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267136673750323274/1440659740660338738/DARK_SOULS_III_2025-11-19_12-06-08.mp4?ex=6920f0b0&is=691f9f30&hm=cce0f2f56ecd8c8ad442614cafceedc617d251e35689b628bba8f42e69b4006d&

i sitll find it funny

that my recent fight with cinder

got perfectly synced with his theme

[gray kettle]

Soul of Cinder doing Gwyn's Jump attack feels so nostalgic

And the theme

[sick trail]

Surely it's time paint the minis

[teal spade]

hey, do we have any Marvel Rivals players here?

[boreal belfry]

but damn i wonna play bloodborne again

[blazing maple]

no paint only build!

[boreal belfry]

just play TF2 or OW2

[blazing maple]

i played for like 2 weeks at launch and only played mantis

[verbal gate]

we dopamine maxxing boss

[blazing maple]

my team always left me to die and ran ahead for kills letting me hold obj

[gray kettle]

At least you didn't suggested Valorant

[boreal belfry]

hell no

[teal spade]

need a Luna Snow player here so I can fuck with them

[boreal belfry]

not the valorant

[teal spade]

[verbal gate]

I feel like that one german kid who got to play fortnite and drink cola

[blazing maple]

is it the krystal skin

[teal spade]

it's the Krystal skin, yes

[blazing maple]

lmao

I KNOW YOU dog

[boreal belfry]

he shall play COD MWII on xbox 360 with kinect microphone

[blazing maple]

called it lmao

[gray kettle]

I loved old Cod's

[boreal belfry]

and adult yelling n words and other racial slurs after you die

[gray kettle]

Like THE OG ones

With campaigns

[boreal belfry]

i got rised with Black ops 1

[teal spade]

[boreal belfry]

the hel lis this game

[gray kettle]

Storming Stalingrad was such a fucking awesome mission

[boreal belfry]

is that hoyo game

[teal spade]

Marvel Rivals, but that's a modded skin for one of the characters

[gray kettle]

KRYSTAL

[boreal belfry]

i though its hoyo game

[teal spade]

what a Legendary skin

[gray kettle]

Chinese game

So similiar

[boreal belfry]

wonna watch me suffer in elden ring

[snow tree]

This shit is OG? Not a modded one?

[real aspen]

krystal sounds like pornstar name

[gray kettle]

I am still at work so I cant

[teal spade]

the Krystal skin is moded

[boreal belfry]

Angel dust

[snow tree]

Gooner

[gray kettle]

Looking at her R34 collection.... You ain't far from truth

[verbal gate]

you would have a lot of experience with that wouldnt you

[teal spade]

Bitch, I don't even play that game anymore

[boreal belfry]

is magic viable in elden ring

[snow tree]

Yeah we know that

[gray kettle]

Very

[boreal belfry]

or its as bullshit as DS3 magic was

[real aspen]

i do

what about it

[boreal belfry]

time to make Geralt of Rivia an sorcerer

[gray kettle]

Magic is pretty good all round early to late game in ER

[obsidian sun]

yea you just jerk off to it

[teal spade]

magic had to be nerfed because it was too viable on launch

[blazing maple]

yeah sometimes its optimal

[boreal belfry]

what is Grifith doing here

[gray kettle]

Incantations/Faith take a lot to get going

[proven tundra]

[obsidian sun]

don't listen to him

[blazing maple]

prisoner starts with the strongest spell ever be warned

[snow tree]

https://tenor.com/view/piss-nuke-piss-nuke-tutorial-truth-nuke-true-true-morgan-freeman-gif-1990497734463688507

[obsidian sun]

you can throw rocks with faith

[blazing maple]

The humble arcane build:

[proven tundra]

[boreal belfry]

I CANT WITH THOSE NAMES

[gray kettle]

[boreal belfry]

WHAYT C;ASS IS WHAT

[obsidian sun]

play faith aand throw rocks

[snow tree]

Huh????? Faith is easy to pull off wdym

[blazing maple]

i'm not even joking it's so powerful and since it's delayed enemies pre-dodge it so it always hits

[snow tree]

20 faith is enough to start blastin

[obsidian sun]

beastman gaming

[gray kettle]

If you go pyro? Yes

[boreal belfry]

who is the ,,mage''

[obsidian sun]

lame and gei

[gray kettle]

Astrologist

[blazing maple]

astronomer

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[blazing maple]

gm ratfather

[real aspen]

kill me please

[blazing maple]

I got good loot in arc earlier

[gray kettle]

Hello Ratsu

[blazing maple]

I wish to brag

[real aspen]

im sleepy

i want to sleep

[boreal belfry]

confessor gotta be priest/cleric

[real aspen]

but i cannot sleep

[blazing maple]

behold the brag

[obsidian sun]

it's a combat faith build like prisoner

[snow tree]

I did draconic sorceries

[proven tundra]

Fuck yeah

[boreal belfry]

Samuyrai

[obsidian sun]

the guy with the thing on his neck is the pure faith class

[gray kettle]

Oh you

[blazing maple]

press Y to show the classes atributes

[boreal belfry]

they lost creativity oi guess

[gray kettle]

[boreal belfry]

why samurai sems good cuz of ranged?

[obsidian sun]

dawg you play as griffith and a guy with a wheel on his head

[gray kettle]

I love that starting spear

[snow tree]

Soloed OG Radahn with Rot Breath

[obsidian sun]

how is that not creative

[boreal belfry]

i wont play as Grifith

hey may look like an angel but its a devil in reality

[gray kettle]

Bro, you did him dirty again after Malenia got him rotting first

[snow tree]

He thought he can rest? NAW BITCH

[obsidian sun]

insane spell lmao

[snow tree]

[snow tree]

Even after the nerf

[gray kettle]

I love the hyper twinks invading low level players and just scarlet rotting them

[obsidian sun]

it's like febreeze from ds3

[boreal belfry]

Geralt the wizzard

[gray kettle]

Rizzard

[snow tree]

Shame that rest of draconic stuff is just not usable consistently

[obsidian sun]

geralt of arcania

[gray kettle]

He lost his Signs

[blazing maple]

I shall now bless you with riches and luck on your next night raid run

[snow tree]

And don't get me started on drake form from DLC

[boreal belfry]

uga fighting with his bungas

[blazing maple]

I might go sleep now

[gray kettle]

Tho some basic fire incantations could work as Agni

[obsidian sun]

i need to play the dlc

[gray kettle]

Gravitas as Yrden?

[snow tree]

Whoever did it at FS better not show up in the hood

[gray kettle]

[boreal belfry]

finally some good Samurai incarnation

now i need a horse and its 100% accurate

[obsidian sun]

fromsoft dex bias

smh

[gray kettle]

Ghost of Yotei 2.0

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/does-he-know-gif-17552966235424643644

[boreal belfry]

i mean

bow only samurai would go hard

[boreal belfry]

?

[gray kettle]

Is torrent even a Honse?

[obsidian sun]

you get a horse

yes

[gray kettle]

Honse with horns

It always looked to me like some kind of mountain goat mix

[obsidian sun]

he looks more like a mule

[gray kettle]

Yea, or a mule

He is very bulky

[boreal belfry]

a Turk

[gray kettle]

Lacks guns to be a Janissary

[boreal belfry]

MIYAZAKI WHAT IS THIS FEET DETAIL BIENG 110%

[obsidian sun]

[boreal belfry]

he needs thaty cool as hell hat

[gray kettle]

Hmmmm

[gray kettle]

Damn, fashion souls

[obsidian sun]

the warrior look more like a typical bedouin than a turk

[boreal belfry]

wouldnt Confessor fit Geralt of rivia style

[gray kettle]

If you wanna go with "signs" as some form of magic

[boreal belfry]

the armour looks like his armour from second game a bit

[gray kettle]

Deprived would give you earliest access to all of them

[upbeat verge]

trucking simulator in gta sa

[gray kettle]

Just wait till you can get rid of the cape

It looks better

[boreal belfry]

without cape it gonna be perfect

and i ned 1.5 handed silver and steel sword

[sick trail]

Signs this, signs that

https://tenor.com/view/postal-petition-gif-22801949

[gray kettle]

Yea, Agni, Yrden etc

[boreal belfry]

hell yeah

[gray kettle]

Hollow knight great sword moveset would go wild with claymore

[blazing maple]

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[gray kettle]

FILTHY ELVES

[boreal belfry]

i need to get some time with elden ring iugess

i cant get used to it

time to bully anor londo enemies

[green granite]

Damn I heard a noise in my house at 3AM

Cue me doing a scan around my house with a flashlight

[blazing maple]

that was me i was raiding the fridge

[green granite]

Damn

Lucky my pistol was not loaded

Cuz that flasglight was mounted onto a pistol

[blazing maple]

I would of simply caught the bullet with my incredible reflexes

but now I'm gonna sleep I'm pooped

[green granite]

But you can't catch the birb

[blazing maple]

no he's all slimy

[green granite]

What a weird exception

[blazing maple]

no grip

simply launches out my hands like some kind of sih

fish

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/keemxdaxtruth-lmao-dead-nope-gif-14774804

[upbeat verge]

san andreas completed on 52% ggs

[blazing maple]

that's a passing grade congrats

[upbeat verge]

see you weird sam

[blazing maple]

It's one of my best qualities

that and my fat ass

but that doesn't translate as well online through text

[upbeat verge]

riight

Ngl nfs heat gave me big underground 2 mixed with most wanted vibes

[green granite]

Suddenly

The insult feels like a compliment

[gray kettle]

But the music fucking suck

That and the Cops voice lines/lack of proper radio chatter

[sick trail]

Slamming the proletariat?
Bourgeois scum

[gray kettle]

WE ARE THE KINGS OF THE NIGHT CITY
-Random cop in Crown Victoria during night chase-

[upbeat verge]

disagree

music actually fits for the setting of the game

[gray kettle]

And it sucks

I am sorry but like 80% people complain about the music

It can fit, but it sucks

[upbeat verge]

same way undereground 1 and 2 had these rap songs with heavy basslines and edm
and most wanted had rock
heat has spanish songs and some other new wave trap

the soundtrack of heat is good , but people aren't ready for that conversation because theyre stuck in 2005

if youre not open to music yes the soundtrack will suck

some of the songs that play during races make it quite fun to race

unbounds soundtrack though , yes that one does suck dick

dont get me wrong

[gray kettle]

I don't even consider unbound as NFS game

Ugh

[upbeat verge]

its not peak arcade racing EA like they did back in the day

[gray kettle]

[upbeat verge]

but its not as bad as people make it out to be

same with 2012

[gray kettle]

Okay considering 2012

It's not a BAd racer

It's actually pretty good

[upbeat verge]

2012 didn't deserve the hate it hgot

[gray kettle]

But it's not a NFS

[upbeat verge]

it resembles burnout more than nfs

[gray kettle]

I would say it's the same with Lord of the Rings : Rings of power

[upbeat verge]

but the songs it had were quite nice

[frank hearth]

fucking omni movement sweats be like

[gray kettle]

If they removed LOTR from the name

It would be fine

But they were stubborn to stick it in

And piss people off

[oak magnet]

need to watch the movie heat again

[gray kettle]

[oak magnet]

ALSO IVAN WE NEED TO DO CASINO HEIST IN GTA ONLINE THIS WEEK

its very very profitable rn and i can afford the setups and shit

[verbal gate]

I think my main problem with heat is that it got a deficit of music that are hard hitting? if it makes sense? last time I played I remember listening to some lofi while driving at mach fuck and dodging folks crashing into the corner

[upbeat verge]

as someone who is open to a lot of different music types 2012s soundtrack is nice , again it will never reach the peak of underground 1/2 and most wanted but no game ever will
the game itself felt weird in some aspects it felt underdeveloped @gray kettle

BUT

[gray kettle]

As Ivan said, music fits the setting of the game

[upbeat verge]

negatives aside 2012 most wanted was decent and it absolutely didn't deserve the hate

[gray kettle]

Which is a different setting we are used to Undergrounds and Most wanted

[upbeat verge]

yes its supposed to be some tropical american town

in such a setting

you will NOT be hearing 2000s bass heavy songs

absolutely the fuck not