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Which at max level can charm you to dance lacucaracha for 7 days STRAIGHT
is he mogging
holy shit what a face
Yes
fucking chiseled out of marble
His disguises are all the "Strong Masc Human, Strong Masc Half-Elf, and Strong Masc Elf"
Body Shape 4
Violin looks like a toy on him
Dandelion but he is actually badass
legolas is that you? 
he's hard to kill too
And if he dies?
I can just resummon him next fight
And instead of lasting 10 turns, he's permanent


Eternal marriage
O' Mighty Dread Overlord, thank you for this marriage 
I don't know if it's a curse or a blessing

dont forget to loot totems in 1 chapter
Literally NTRed
It's Profane Blessings!
I'm the Dark Urge, a little necromancy is NOTHING
but i'm gonna cuck Bhaal in favor of Myrkul
MMMMM
INTERNET Cafe
it's fire
THE MEMORIES
And corrupting the Necromancy of Thay and unlocking Forbidden Power gave me a new spell from the Dread Overlord
I'm buying this shit today
i used to live there until around 2018ish
And a dominate undead spell
i owe you a drink

That must have been a big plot twist

mommy? sorry i meant mommy? sorry i meant...
the squirrel

White Woman Jumpscare

HAHAHAHAH
zombie dick jumpscare
Ding dong jumpscare
He rotates through the songs every 20 turns
cool i punched air too hard and now my arm feels like it fell off
Old ass
Imagine dislocating your whole arm cause you swung too hard
why he kinda caked up tho
not dislocating but i can casualy swing hard enough that it goes numb for a few minutes
especially if im holding a sword (stick)
Gollum on crack
basically durges reaction if they had their memories
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH SHIT
I woke up to a new reward from my patron
And he's back to his old look
And his new look
as a half-elf
now it's a white man jumpscare
He looks like Ken from barbie
fictional creatures
umanusmussues or however it's called invented horses to sell more gacha
I was getting Sephiroth, but you know I kinda see this too
Honses
eat them
@turbid shuttle
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Wondrous creatures

and oil
OIL

Ugh
damn
Lmao
same
read the king in yellow
No high expectations eh?
only thing i said was husband
indeed
well that's the whole point though isn't it? when you say "hear me out" you're not supposed to show a conventionaly attractive human being. instead you're supposed to show us something that will make us question your mental wellbeing
see this person gets it
idk wo this is
oh
its trianq
new pfp?
I would love to get me a girl who loves to wear tight high socks..
And then they are plumpy enough to have that tiny fat rolls over it


back to eldritch spirits
old new pfp
what kind of stone
granite?
Back to tentacles
im debating either obsidian or some made up one
damn
obsidian isnt stone

nuh uh
but glass
Mineral
Material

ice is crystal 
solid
most solids are lattice
It is a valuable resource
Don't fuck the rocks
but idk about fucking it
Gargoyle lady?
🚨
but stone
Dang can't remember the name of the evil gargoyle lady from Gargoyles
Desdemona?
Fucking Gloomstalker

how is u
how is u
wher
hi shine 
Besides her entire being, being a product of an unholy ritual involving destruction of an ancient clan of people, sacrifice of humanity, disruption of balance of universe and acceleration of its decay, pretty normal
good, paycheck hit so i think im gonna get some more bras, having only 1 sucks
no idea how to check size though
this is a problem for after work me
tap measure
check difference between bust
and under bust
difference determins bra size
danke
Azu got it lol
hiiiii
:>

im suprised ratdad knows
Write it down write it down!
but he has two daughters so understandable
I have two daughters lol

haii haii
i beat him to it again :>
noo noo stop!!!! 😭
poke HIM
I think "I am a father" is a normal reason
why im saying hi
POKE THE BEAST
This is really cute for some reason
POKE EM GOOD
i have fat tits would be the best reponse as a man
@sour rivet RR1 rerun is fkn joke u just need 1 team for it u are got this 
thats what my best friend says
To be proficient at buying tampons/pads?
"i have bigger tits than you"
Cause that's what I was aiming for
PFFFFFt

ykw even better

I have big tits and I cannot lie
You other chatters can't deny
When a man walks in with two great big things
You get SPRUNG
LMAOO

Bro walks with two humongous Jugs that barely fit in the doorway
The mighty Rattitas
Oh I missed a line dang
just simulate one
eh
theres like dozens of apps for that
Doesn't give that depth like real life version
i want a doll too
one of those porcelain ones
nah something pretty
hahahaha
snek
:>
:]
if you know you know

i wanna be a doll 😔
i have wayyy too many of these memes

would be cool
damn
say do you like your skull?
i cut ties to any of my friends who said something about the bloodborne doll
not particularly
back to the void
true
i said a doll. not a fleshbag
smh
Something bad or said anything?
the moment when we talked about the doll and someone started to say hear me out was enough
returning from the void to yoink that
its a doll
he doesnt know
rain i need another gif dump

i dont blame him
i have a limit for weird hear me outs
Just wait, in like 50-100 years we gonna have android/doll waifus
Japan alr done that.
As i always say
Advanced enough to mimic true person
there is one case where its alright
"You're welcome to use whatever you find. ...Even the doll, should it please you... "

GIVE ME JOI AND MY LIFE IS YOURS 
lady maria kills herself after meeting the doll
sounds like skill issue
okay joe
pipe down

skill issue
That's a holo
what did they mean by this

Gruel
A BEAUTIFUL HOLO
ze bug

not too bad for a first match
rip he died

someone was camping at extract behind some rocks
Yea but it's just a holo, has no physicality
Even if it's beautiful
he kept moving and I heard him, then found 3 corpses near him lol
that last scene with her was pretty oof
Fucking extract campers
did u watched peak runner?
but thats what you get for being a usb stick
both yeah
Every multiplayer extraction game
some months ago


I had a weird creepy guy say "I can smell you" last night
Can't stop thinking about it
Morgan Freeman

morgan freeman type shit

Gassy Mexican Morgan Freeman impression
When they played "The Hidden" with SeaNanners
I should have turned around and shot him on sight
But my first reaction is always to say "hey raider"
Too nice for my own good

Rip Yaoi bottom
Rip
im still proud of my run where i finished the game with dismas and reynauld
(yeah reynauld died on week 3 and i resurrected him but psh)
The OGs keeping to the end
dismas is goated
i had only 6 deaths in total tho and 4 were sacrifices so i dont have to do the village defend event shit
🥀
Icarius is a nice uno reverse DD game
Iirc
You are the baddies
Giving people heart attacks and stress

i mean
i give people heart attacks in dd1 by sending them down there
because their ancestor was a bit curious about giant tentacle monster
yummy carbon
Black lung 
i wish i was machine
same

fym horrible lesson

i don't like how charcoal piles look
fucks it up for everyone
literally gets the best ending, everyone lives and she's only deported
ayin says he loves her and is sorry
did roland's wife alive?
nope
roland forgives her
not angelas problem
whole wing is fucked thanks to her and im not talking about L corp
She literally suffers 0 consquences for her actions
everyone else suffers
roland
wcorp
T corp
some how lives fighting off 3 arbiters
its 1 arbiter 
didnt she go to the outskirts with roland
she got deported to the outskirts with roland*
man i swear from an outsiders perspective there is nothing to be understood
its like when im yapping about mgs
roblox got image age verification
So the children can get matched with adults faster
what does she do there
:(
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new arc fit out
peak..
we all died at evac tho
write book with roland
what is that book
what is happenign in limbus
WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN
WHERE IS THIS GOING
we dont know
golden bough collection by limbus company
leftovers from L corp
who is dante
why does he do what he does
what is he doing
agrhsaldjaskldjklasjfklgjsdkljklaJKBFFJKEWHFJK
we dont know since his head turned into burning clock
cause of contract with sinners duh
does he have a contract binding him to them
and if yes what is the advantage for this
collecting golden bough and leading sinners to their redemption arc
i could go on for days
yeap
WELL HE LITERALLY TURNS CLOCK AND THEY ALIVE AGAIN
they literallly jumped up from bus in prologue to rescue dante
AND ALL 12 DIED

from different wings ishmael was working in some fixers office and then said FUCK IT i wanna hunt white whale with ahab
(big mistake)
i literally get an existential crisis with this franchise
uh oh
its like when im meeting ctuhulu
its peak
the obliterator 11000 is totally essential to my daily life
Its just confusing
where does any of this go
i know lob corp somehow goes into library
i think after lob corp dead the angela is the robot from lob corp?
i dont fucking know
I wish I could disable the gear shift recommendations in my car
yeap
she sabotaged all work
and claimed l corp for herself
Cause every time I see it recommend me to shift to 6th at 80km/h I fucking die a little inside
because AYIN DIDNT FUCKING SAID THANK YOU
6th gear is for going fast, not for going at a borderline snail's pace

yeah that one and leviathan
my brain has to stop working like this
it cant grab onto anything slightly criptic and dark and just say woah thats cool lets figure it out
SOMETIMES THERE IS NOTHING TO FIGURE OUT
BUT MY BRAIN DOESNT ACCEPT
CTUHULHU TAKE ME
i wanna get it but I gotta wait for cs2 market prices to stabalize so i can sell my shotgun
smh
its easy 
i do not want to play limbus
None of the mtx cosmetics in ARC have caught my eye so far
Just gonna sit on my 1k coins I guess
can I have one coin
isnt there a battlepass

waow
🥀
thank you

yea
finally weekend
which is maxxed out easily 
think im gonna eat some candy and rewatch mushoku tensei
I haven't paid a dime other than buying the game
Just completing the "season" gets you 1k
roxy 💔
Sorry there were 500 in the deck, 500 from the new map events
you cant make this shit up
like literally what is this
what am i reading
like is it my english failing or am i reading this correctly
wha 
what exacly?
what is the incel controversy
why did the incels not like the novel
why is the irl lore batshit insane as well
this franchise is literally eating my nerves
bunch of korean incels break up in project moon office and started throwing threats
why tho
because ishmael id was fully closed and sinclair id had a choker

storm some dev studios over the slightest things
Is this a mod for hoi4 or smth
we would get good call of duties probably
and because of this we never get swimsuits id
I've seen weird posts about people's waifus wearing charms or whatever
So I guess an outfit would get them going too
koreans rarded
yeah, no, fuck you
@sour rivet done 
who tf wrote that 
kill froggy b
oh i can remember the seed of light and dark days
my memory is restoring
yeap its basically true ending of lobotomy corporation
i also remember that roland lost his wife, went to library, did kill a lot of people, turned into a few phases of ew monster, and well then fucked off with angela
but
where are we going
try a 7pal 5 lock on something, maybe minthy for additional haste. 6 attacks per turn 
bro jumped from prologue straight to epilogue
I'm literally angela
i dont know birb gave me a 1,5 hour vid of rolands story and thats everything i have
was probably around christmas last year
Exhausted? Tired. Want rest? Hungry. Want out?
angela merkel is that you
Library the Ruina is an amazing game with an angry typewriter that throws a giant exploding sword at you if you don't mangle him fast enough.
Here's my full first playthrough: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL06fbTWvneFc2CFUVihLbWb3J6pDLDtng&si=XiRfr7Cd15NKgy9l
(Don't watch expecting skillful gameplay believe me I am very dumb)
🥤 GSUPPS:...
NO

kill weebs with hatchets and whatnot
library of ruina
ofc it is
hmmmmm yelluhw

adblockless youtube jumpscare
if i activate my adblock youtube just straigth up tells me nuh uh
open the video in ingognito
what browser?
Opera
Which AdBlocker?
built in opera

well your issue is right there
just ublock
i will just take ads for now thank you
gotta remember to reset the turns after the day so it doesnt undo itself 
There are alternate frontends for youtube that have no ads, like invidious or newpipe
im just an adblock plus and chrome enjoyer 
This looks neat.
Used to run Chrome years ago, FireFox guy now.
Does ublock even skip the ads or does youtube actually prevent it from working
I'm able to run gta5 with frame gen and every single setting cranked to the max
lord jesus
including ray tracing

nah my ublock works just fine
i use firefox when ever adblocker acting up in chrome 
It just prevents the ads from showing entirely
works fine for me
Youtube doesn't prevent it, but if you want to annoy the Ad companies. AdNauseam actively clicks the Ads.
It's uBlock with a bit of spice.
my ublock started acting up so i deleted it 
YouTube has started to like go through adblocks monthly & stop em from working.
Mane I'm a fraud, had to buy the piece to replace a missing one in my current kit, only one available is part of the entire torso unit so I had to just buy it instead of building
well chrome nuked the original with manifest v3 so you need a special exception in the new lite version
But once you have that there's 0 problems
Rossman enjoyer?
Yeah Ad Nauseam also fucks with their data gathering as much as they can
ah makes sense, adblocker plus still working without tweaking
I just download the videos through command line cus I'm a fuckin nerd 
I think imma explore up shotgun road today
because they cheered since they sell ad spots
I got deported for being a clanker
?
First time, or?
Shut up gear grinder
Adblock plus selectively lets "non intrusive" (IE people that paid them) ads through
huh, havent seen anything
must be on news sites or something
Noscript combined with ublock is pretty handy
Don't even need noscript with a well tuned ublock origin
I'm lazy 
That's a bit redundant nowadays isn't it
I mean ublock comes with similar functionality
At least Librewolf recommends you dont use both
im a simple man, i click install extension, i dont see ads, me happy 
I'm ngl I just paid for yt premium after a while cause it was getting annoying asf.
Ew.

It truly is
I mean I'm alr spending $300 per month on subscriptions so.
What in tarnation
Not that bad.

What on earth are you spending all that on
Only thing I'm spending money on that's not Patreon is VPNs lmao
Jesus christ
Half of it is gaming subscriptions tbf.
You'd be distraught seeing how much i spend on subs.
10 for music and 2 for nitro
yeah but yours make sense lmao
Other half is discord, yt & prime.
Mmm provolone on a hero
Since I got like 20 server boosts.

damn, you could actually own games at this point if you spending 150 on game subscriptions 
Lol, yeah. Mostly maps and private tech.
$30k+ a year. 
To be fair I was spending WAY more on one's I wasn't even using.
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D.O...
do you like have wow,osrs,gaepass,ps+,eaplay,ubisoft running all the time or what 
Mullvader?
Mole vpn my beloved

LOL it was elder scrolls online, f76, like 5 DnD games, & some other fps games.
That I wasn't even using.
mmmm ESO
Did...Did you sleep at all?
Holy shit doge you're cooked
Eso was fun but playing an mmo by yourself gets kinda depressing so I stopped playing it
Paid for PSN subscription that lasts until 2031. Good on that for a while.
Would if enjoyed it more if I understood anything.
still 9 hours of sleep
NEVER SUB
NEVER PAY
Standard 24 man action. (Speed is 1.25x)
well should have made some friends
I got up to like the second story quest thing where you play one of the other side's main story.
Then uninstalled.
this game can be so fucking good
PSA
You can starve to death in zomboid now
i spent over a year of my life just playing cyrodiil
been friends with the ppl in the video for 8 years 
I'm now playing the division. Just finished the main part of it today now to do the expansions then I'll play division 2.
You played any more zaahen?
Honestly I could see him getting built like viego
dude i built him as fiora but nah
botrk seems to be a core item
oddly enough
Yep, main reason is I can pay for it without my card
hence built like viego
rav hydra is good on laning as 1st item
but i shouldn't have went trinity as second
Wtf
My B41 ass is not going to survive B42
opponent zaahen went botrk instead of hydra and i was winning
but he went botrk > hydra
and killed me
Can you die from weight too rofl
Encumberance that is
If so it'd be truly over for me
Does paying the lady going by the office to sell pancit per month count as a subscription
i mean i used to drop min amount for windscribe when i was using max (similar show site as hbo netflix etc) untill they got angry that i was watching gold rush before they were released with subtitles where i live.
so i just fucking cancelled everything cause dont have any else use for vpn
and no need for streaming site that doesnt let me watch show cause it doesnt have subtitles yet
i mean doge needs vpn cause turkey banned half of the internet

you can literally proc eclipse with just 1 q
cuz its a 2 aa's at once
Doge you should remember what i'm referencing
i know i know 
his passive is bonkers
too overtuned
idc if it requires 12 champ hits
a bruiser cannot achieve 1.2k AD at lvl 18
DÖGER!!
its just not possible
ya
guess what
?
chicken butt
finally finished the bp

fuck ea

hecking gae bois
jesus christ
yes
@oblique belfry arcane night tomorrow
untill part 3 of season 1 and new weapon
Not my image but this is essentially what I do when the pancit lady comes thru, shits peak
There will be tears, thats all she told me 
didnt you say tommorow yesterday? 
Let me have that for a second.
I am honestly interested
No
I said friday
im losing my mind
@left mantle 1 more item i've seen people go is bloodmail
Cause I am having a very short workday and I have time to spend with her
dunno why but it plays decent
doge and stu told me i'll need copium. still waiting

Hmm I can see it
for what arcane ?
I finish arcane and I got her to start game of thrones afterwards 

yeee
good show
Finally a good girl lead that isnt cringe, nor a Mary Sue
Don't worry Doge, I still hate it

should he give a fuck?
Apparently
it ended im like "
that's it? this is what i need copium for? imma go play videogame
"
If he gives a fuck about converting you then he should give a fuck about not converting me

But you are obsolete
k
First time buried city was good
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Good shit
You have a certain syndrome, that's for sure
@carmine laurel recommended it to me
fucking bullshit
wish kenshi had multiplayer 
i will kill shiyon for it
ironic

I know right?
Make one of the best down to earth mech animes just to throw it out the window

i hate humans
takes one to know one i guess
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but hey
i like coldplay
nö
Gex got me into cod so yeah
SOUND DONT LOOK THEN
Og
OH
OH
you fucking retard
YOU FUCKING MORON GEX
I will strangle you
nuclear kino moment
ah
happens
did yall see fatekeeper? looks cool
second season is worse anyway
germans ruin everything
Fuck you kraut
Report my dick
How many times do we gotta teach you this lesson old man?
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you wouldnt be able to drive in a straigth line you pathetic drunk
Anyways, my pokemon team is finally complete after 20 hours
I may not be able to send this
i lowkey like how many " first person melee game" we're getting
Is this avowed 2.0.
They are awesome
Simple as
holy shit dismemberment
naah it has a handrat. so so far no
but its thqnordic tho
Mimiku
skip to 4:17
and i mean their last few games not so good
Way of the hunter devs. Hmm.
Or publishers.

What a name.
Yummy plastic
Antoine Louis on april 25th 1792:
LET ME GET OVER IT GODDAMN IT

(i never will)

cool looking i guess
11 year old me using a shotgun in rdr2
my man ratdad got it
thank you ratdad


What are you, a toddler
real hustlers move in silence
beret

okay so weekend plans have been decided
Did you see alkahest?
Im not sound
nexus mods most important subscription btw, wabbajack is amazing
Im 18
or ranger hat
I played rdr2 on release mate
So you are a toddler
nope, did now
beret better
I'm a fossil, respect your elders
its not even close
Respect deez nuts 
Your mom
Reminded me of that game, but more 'bright'.


Rat, share with me your old man power

shares
looked up gameplay got pre rendered cutscenes

ow, my fucking back
actually joints and back are fine
left leg is having nerve pain
you can have that
Give them all the pains Ratsu
Nah man, I already have issues with my right leg, I don't need both of them to be brokey

Oh
So it's just me then
need to wait for some actual gameplay. aint trusting them pre rendered "6 mins of gameplay 4k" bs anymore 
same
but the idea is solid
Certainly looks like a 6090 game.
if you can do env kills and dismember where you hit them
would be sick
but i don't trust it
yee, alkahest looks cool but aint trusting it yet
The peak of graphical fidelity.
i mean even fatekeeper might end up turning into shit even tho gameplay
but theres also opposite like lords of the fallen that is now actually a really good game after v2.0
I love Tony Sirico with all my heart lmao
One of the only actors that makes me actually smile when seeing him
Funny AF too.
yup, seems like fleekazoid video alright
@oblique belfry One of these items are not like the others
must be true


tfw no ap execute item
Good
why tf on syndra tho
I got a fuckin quad from the grave from burn
she has an execute 

On a high cooldown ability.
Plus I wanted to do SOMETHING with AD to AP











