#╟❓general-offtopic
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Why are you on a cemetery


which denomination is the offical one where you live?
One that sells a lotta granite
i hate chem trails so much
i don't know why
they're just unpleasant
thankfully i live in a famously cloudy and misty place 
Ah
UK
chat I dont think he can miss
You jinxed it just now
holy shit leper but able to hit things
squad? 
squadd
I've moved him personally so my joke works
any1 here play tarkov and wanna help with some god awful quests
i promise im not torturing you for no reason
completely reasonable enjoy oyur freedom
Ask in tarkov channel in like 5 hours
XD
🐊

get ivan to help you

im nervous about the implications here
to be expected for wanting aid in this horrid malware
i just cant force myself to do those maps solo
ill play the rest of the game but there isn't a world where im playing ground zero solo ever again
its absolutely fucking dreadful
i died over 20 times trying to get a single extract via the police car
or trying to get the stupid mechanic quest done 
gotta be honest with you fellas i just used the skipper mod for like half the quests
they're just awful
okay well you aren't subjected to satan's favourite torture device
you are playing a enjoyable video game
you know that nobody is forcing you to play it right?
at least i hope so
my friends -_-
what kind of "friend" would do that though
a friend who apparently thinks tarkov is "fun" and "enjoyable"
wait if you got friends in tarkov then get them to help you 
convince someone to play tarkov with them
don't play together

the greed
When you catch @hexed kernel
that is a HAMPSTER
how dare you mistake a useless creature like that with a noble rat
Draw rat to confirm you're rat
holy thats alot of hamster
have yall seen the bathed naked hamster who looks like a homeless person?
I love them lmao
it's the uh
the thing from berserk
the schnoz
XDDD
Stop posting selfies
my bad pimp
Good girl
ew
why does the rain stop before hitting the ground


Real pretty
good morning

ok i'll stop posting these here
why are you at a graveyard btw
the mountains are pretty cool 
I like em
Why are yall putting Winky together with Adolf ffs
#🎪bruh-fart got obsessed with these gifs, don't mind em

you are jealous cause it's not your cat
We haven't quite begun killing for the gifs
Especially when over wilderness like those mountains

as usual
I got this mofo
Daym
The contrast of technological advancement and untamed wild is really cool
mods see something fun that they didn't come up with and ban it
Cockrider walks free again smh
How
Africa and what country?
suck iedy off

Holy frick we got golden true
Mobsi gets banned for his puke gifs but cockrider and the Hitler Winkies get free lol

literally talks with people about a certain subject
others get muted and he gets away
nepotism
Really just trust whatever I say huh

Nah its cockrider

Georgia
It is true 
Best game
Mountains are just about only thing we have
You also have grapes
We need Detlef D. Josta back 
Which Georgia claims to have invented
Josta coming back one day like resurrected Jesus
We do a lot with grapes to be fair

As funny as that would be
Fuck no
Graping deez nutz
Pelamushi and tklapi and churchkhela
Ukim
grapes 
Make Chocolate Raisins
Sultaninen
Igitt
5 ppl in an elevator
waiting for a downed guy to get inside before closing the door

Lol
down guy dies in the elvator
I was waiting for a fart joke
wuh
I did a quickie before work
just started
absolute moron moment












morning chat


we should'nt hate on hitscan, thats how fps started
weird mentality
hmmm remember the time one of the mods used @ with everyone in it and called the entire server?
fps started with no mouselook and no jumping either...
but it belongs in the 20th century
game is cool man
my sibling in christ it was two weeks ago
should we forgo technological advances because that's how games used to be in 1990?
give me your steam code
not real and cant hurt me
Oh yes like doom and wolfenstein 3D
like really good just a shit engine and optimization
remember that time when it happened 500 times in 10 different channels?
at the gym right now ill do that later oke?
that was fun
Good times

RIGHT NOW
Shot when was that?

Hitscans have their place and so do bullet drops with "real" ballistics
I'm just gonna get back to work before I start saying slurs
Before we were born
What are you the hackers trying to hack gabe newells account?
2/17/2025
Huh
cad is killing me right now
at about 7:20am EU time
Huh
boblox 
Damn oflin with the receipts
Wut
HOW I DO DAT ON MOBILE
no he wants to play blobtidw
somewhere in the friends tab i think
gamma 9/11 sequel
one of the canon events of gamba
i wonder what emote was used as confetti in that message 
U got 1,2k hours on verminitide what the fuck

See: iedy gate
that one was an offspin
Also good morning chatters
morning
what?
haii :3

oh hilarious
the Jan 20th spike is due to Grok pinging people four times
3 gamma announcements and one everyone ping
what happened in february
at start of the year people were making videos about gamma or sumn
idk
there's always people joining and leaving
s? members

me when the server i willingly joined has activity: 
think it will ever get to a million?
discord might not let us
the limits and shit for servers
out of 630k members i'm sure half are just lurkers or bots
The red peaks is my bans, trust
listen to this slop: toast, butter, mustard, meatballs
3000 banned users 
and then kicked ones too
Audit statistics to Dry
ayy i was close
dang


63 bans in the past week?
Mostly compromised accounts
i enjoy the 9 mutes and 1 unmute
Ooh k
Truly Orwellian isn't it


those compromised folk need treatment not bans smh smh
its funny when they come back after 2 years and say "i had the account secure in 5 minutes, i still got banned"
plz help
put all the banned people in a chat and make them fight for unban
I like that guy that got banned for a compromised account thrice
Proud to be a statistic
who gets their account hacked thrice dude??
Unbanned by Grok each time only to get nuked
Now I don't mean to be a victim blamer but............
or in danger idk what makes it compromised
ate a shawarma
POV: They got your token
login token or some shit
damn they added a lot of sauce to it
even if you change password, email and all
that's just natural selection at that point
SCREAM IF YOU LOVE SHAWARMA
they can still do stuff
parasite kebab from smiling friends
Stellaris Discord has something like that
All the muted users get put in a drone storage channel until they learn to behave
it's like steam api
kinda peak
tbh if u get your token yoinked thats on you
Isnt it awesome that it's just sitting there in plaintext, waiting to be harvested by Free Aimbot.exe
so its just brainfart exile?

its so funny to me how brainfart has such an influence, that we added the brainfart reject role
Uhhh kinda the opposite since brainfart exiles only get worse with time
For a moment i thought you were Josta
Mind providing an example?
Me
rehabilitation (brainfart reject) vs punishment (brainfart exile)
Damn just call him the N-word next time
brilliant
The J word shall not be spoken in this chat
Ok Nigerian Prince Dry
Upgrade pair... That won't be necessary
Credit to Northernlion
Watched Last Samurai Standing
I don't know why it was so hyped
It's fine if you like samurai stuff but wasn't great
<@&1023724927532150855>
To me, slaves

can i be enslaved next time pretty please
brainfart exiles are not that bad

It was only six episodes so it didn't overstay it's welcome I guess
ill never understand brain fart sympathisers
They need help azu, they're like...uhhh
because you can't :3 post without people telling you to kys
i mean i cant compare em to drug addicts since brainfarters are worse but whatevers
yeah because posting tits and ass and dick is so much better
yes
or like
13 reposted agartha memes
yes
Weakness of character tbh, should post :3 and take it on the chin
you clearly have not opened brainfart
there's enough of those here
Move em all to #🎪bruh-fart
the first time i opened brain fart they threatened to rape and murder each other
ill pass
who's agartha
That's just courting dances
and unban ryry
That sounds about right yeah

the still image is better
the vid is kinda cringe
lowkey true
thats actually false
Braised and breadpilled
hdd
An underground civilization of cave dwelling humanoids, featured in the hit strategy series Dominions ™ by Illwinter studios
and they make porn of her or something?
her?
now the only thing left for the authentic shitkov experience is to die in the first minute of the raid
him?
(Ray william johnson voice) Fake and Gay
5400 RPM looking ass
Il rather mouth kiss Sab than getting into Brainfart properly
i couldnt find a raid for 8 minutes
you're not built for agartha son
I guess if people make Roman civilization porn they will make porn for anything
No im not thank god im not
i load in usually less than 2 minutes
Hmm dead game dead game
something something white monster something something vro something something 👱♂️

i think they just fucked up scavving
agartha in a nut shell
because for pmc i get in raid very fast
white monster is nasty dude
except high level ground zero
tastes like straight up motor oil
Its always White Monster
take like every semi popular whistle and put it into a mid meme with zero nuance
Not lawnmower pilled
thats agartha for you
Nope 
15 minute loading time, 15 second play time
im more of a have an overgrown front yard full of insects pilled
there is a high chance its going to be less time left in raid than the time of me loading
Green monster pilled
i drink redbull
loda
Yummers
the pink ones are so good
yeah 18 minutes left in raid
tbh i prefer it over monster cuz idk im just not used to buying monster
there are pink bulls?
Also the other meaning for Agartha:
Popular among conspiracy theorists, an underground civilisation living in the inside of a hollow earth
The Nazis supposedly fled there after ww2 and will rise up once more
Yese
and black cows yea
if you look in the comment section of anything with agartha in the name
ARGENTINA???
zrob mi louda
youd think youre at a klans man meeting

i thought agartha was like an anime chick or smth not some hollow earth conspiracy theorist crap

thats hyperborea newgen
ik
ofc you do
couldn't find a version with the other
can he be fried
Oh no it's weird shit made up by a white guy that made a pseudo Muslim black society in Chicago
so...that one cult that made the yakub thing lol
?
Ye
yea
PLAGIARIST
Yakub made me
Elijah Muhammad. Yes.
I reflect the sun during winter
yakub is a jewish name
like a mirror
Blinding my foes
there is no escape
It's arabic.
A hater
laughs in PVE
The only Agartha I recognise
i hate you
jacob is the other
yakub is arab
and here's the athlete
You should 
I love you
I live in agartha come over guys
You shouldn't
Painter living next door
strong muscles, perfect for barbequeing
Or, Yaakov.
I am indifferent to you
You may be
is he bad at drawing faces?
micropenis?
one testicle?
pve player on his way to play with feet and win
Idk but he can’t draw perspective for shit
i thought that said kinkstagram
cant*
Fucking Lyming alts i swear
Thank you apple moment
no this ones got a point
is he like kinda short
Fuck
i got to kappa in PVP once i don't need to suffer that way anymore :)

אתה מוזמן
believe it or not i like playing games to have fun 
Mashallah
god I love laura les
tarkov pvp players when you don't conform to their cbt

tarkov players need help
agree with someone
they say the weirdest shit imaginable
trapped in a goon cage
PVP = I hate this game
PVE = Errrm i love cbt
SPT = ERRRM NOT REAL tarkov
nikita= literally the fucking evil
nikita is the anti christ
theyll complain the bullet only has 19 pen
where the fuck did that come from
Hey, I know another group of players that do that
imagine reading the conversation
WAR THUN-
Do you know where u are bro
We all illiterate here
Not who I meant
Puta pendejo who is we?
mf on some french shit
talking about u and i
a quién cojones le dices pendejo hija de tu putísima madre
what is even the context behind this
nothing
you wouldn't get it
Waiting for this to load so I can kill youyou with cause
keep waiting
everyone point and laugh at the bad internet
I hate soyjacks with a passion
Eh, it's not bad
someone said it made their phone lag
It don't load 
Youyou walks free
people who post them unironically should be forced to moderate discord servers
western reaction gifs are crazy because what is this even supposed to mean
Soyjacks are cringe just post cute femboys in dresses
i don't understand any of them either
Go fuck yourself
sure thing buddy
is that a good or a bad thing? is my brain not fried or not fried enough?
arent you not supposed to like homosexuals
If only that was possible
It is
Pls read definition of a femboy
I think eat shit is pretty self explanatory
its okay we're all our own flavor of autism in here, we can share eastern reaction gifs and they won't get it either
Honestly peak
I’m just a feminine guy
One of the great images.
you should kill yourself to fully become a femboy
okay this one actually means something

CHat how do I tell this guy to go fuck himself but in a nice way
Polish artist where art
@ grok please do a second purge
Don’t need to be nice, you aren’t able to offend me either way
I love this meme

That's those 20 guys I let into your house when you were sleeping
i lost the my ass is in terrible turmoil gif 😔
Sir, the day that you take your last breath on this earth, will be a day of revolutionary victory and glory. The angels will play trumpets to signify a cleansing of an evil so vile. Not only will I celebrate, but so will generations to come. Scum of the earth.
I’m glad I made you feel this way 
do me do me
Surely you can try and search for it here
too lazy
I love you
your ass allready hurts man calm down
here? now? in front of everyone?

I am NOT doing sab
Oof
dead?
i have standards
damn
did you put it in too deep
What if I pay you 5 dolla
i make that in 10 minutes ill pass
Penguin Brutality t-shirt available from Varusteleka:
https://varusteleka.com/en/products/forgotten-weapons-penguin-brutality-t-shirt
The Aly & Kaufman AKB-23 is a set of parts that allows one to use a Brownells BRN-180 upper to create an SA80 / L85 lookalike. It's a very clever adaptation, based on the fact that the original British L85A1 was ...
damn
10 minutes doing what
looks exactly the same
}
blindass
probably changed the internals to make it not shit
how long does it look
Stalking your mom
say that again
Ah, so that's what you're selling
Please tell him to come back with the milk
weird but not cus of the stalking but because you picked my mom of all people
maybe when he has a child hes actually proud of
by the way, champagne sucks. friend brought some to the graveyard to drink and it was basically just beer
although it did throw the cork far out
so that's cool, i guess
Sounds like awful champagne
it was expensive stuff, but probably yeah
champangne is nice
it's a world of difference
Good to know that my sister also disappoints
shes lactose intolerant what do you think
if it was "basically just beer" then no, it was not expensive stuff
i refuse to believe that
honest quite incredible
glorpshit
it was expensive 
about 300gel if i remember right
why is bro doing a rat-hadouken
@proven tundra do you have a rat ryu
so about 110 dollaros?
rogue trader has bootlicker coding??????

those are HAMPSTERS
No
tasted like weak wine, but fizzy
that's darktide
makes more sense

Anyways, here's some cool shit. Ave Rex Albanius.
Holy shit

🇦🇱
ALBANIA MENTIONED

FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT
albania definitely has the coolest flag in the world
wroom wroom
it's so evil
dreaming dreams of clean nurgle
wherre are her eyes
oh wait those arent eyebrows
why is it when i search brazil all that comes up is anime woman
Also, damn.
The ryzen doesnt mess around
Intel got fucked this year.
u wanna trade some of your narcolepsy with my insomnia?
Want to trade your insomnia for my night terrors?
isn't narcolepsy way way worse than insomnia
Love it.

GLORY TO THE CTAN
my body hurts, my brain is a fog and i wish i saw the sun more regularly - everything is relative and i just want a different experience

same bro
VW ID3 is trash
GET MONEY GET MONEY GET MONEY
hola mi amigo 
5 quid...
yoo it's gloomwood 
i'm gloomed out my mind rn
and rich
ARC ing

how tf
Somehow
Do it for the meme
wtf

it kinda poopy unfortunately
each anvil shot does 30% of the base dmg so if you land all hits its a 120% dmg shot

does it still use heavy ammo with that mod?
damn
ye
But what if I only land 1 shot
then you only tickle them
Hmm okay
And if I land 2 shots?
dbl tickle
double tickle, yeah
Okay I see that makes sense
What if say
3 shots landed?
ughhh I have to stop looking here, I'm slacking off on work 

then SUFFERING
aim better 
hairpin iv is bis 
New fishing location. Fuck yes.
is that project zomboid?
Perfect.
I always run ferro iv/anvil iv
I don't try to fight players unless they start shit
I should call her play Zomboid
this shit's gonna take a while
https://x.com/HecklerAndKoch/status/1990857313700237781 the fuck they doin

wish i didn't, cause i kinda had nothing to do after that 
I've got ?70 hours I think in two weeks
@cunning reef If you're ever in Montana and you're looking for great fishing, the big bend is the shit.
ye trying to seperate my time with pz so I don't burn out on either game
I still haven't found cooling fans for stage 2 lmao
I go to high value tech areas and it's either already looted or I open up computers to find... wires and batteries and processors 
ye i burned myself out on pz a month ago with week one mod
I think I've maybe found a total of 8-10 cooling fans the whole time
I am immune to burnout 
is that 85 kilos or some arbitrary ingame measurement

Kilos
also I have no idea what those trait icons mean 
also also I'M HERE AGAIN WHEN I SHOULD BE WORKING
imma just
log off


can't wait for mp in b42 but it's looking like its a fair distance away
🥀
wtf is a no mic

Gorilla cheeks
I'm gonna betray so many people if I ever get let into Arc
Not evil
I just think you guys need to experience the real extraction shooter environment
bitch this aint tarkov

people in Arc are soft, they need to learn 
Extraction shooter is still an extraction shooter
End of the day, my well-being is the most important and everyone else can go fuck themselves
no
i dont even give people time to talk when im playing solo 

Didn't ask
your mother did
Good, then tell it to her
i was being stressed in cycle frontier even if i had gray loot
but in arc i dont have that issue
they really did the free loadout system well
in tcf it had a 24 hour cooldown
in here you just take a randomized loadout and if you evac you can turn it into normal gear as well
Am I toxic for praying on my evil ex's down fall
No
Thank you pearson
If they are really evil that is
She is the evilest
Good
mines are evil
Sighhh
Evil twisted fucked up beast
Maybe I should go back to dating men
We don't talk about larry
Precisely
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I should
aay 140
@oblique belfry
Food
Ugh I wish I didn't know that Kovarex was a weirdo
Can't play Factorio anymore lol

It's just ewww tbh
Yes plwase
what the fuck
Showcasing all weapons from the full release of Military Conflict Vietnam game! Tons of awesome weapons! Love these animations!
More about this game on Steam : https://store.steampowered.com/app/1012110/Military_Conflict_Vietnam/
#allweapons #militaryconflictvietnam
jesus
Is that the fucked up kitchen sink indie game made by one guy or am I thinking of another vietnam game
I think the one I'm thinking of might just be called "vietnam war" or something
dunno but it looks surprisingly good
Yeah i'm surprised lol
OH its a zombie game
That's probably why it has so many fucked up options lol
So this is basically NMRIH but in Vietnam
Did you even check the sub title
I personally do not care 
If game good then it can be made by a literal (Austrian painter), I don't care
wdym by "weirdo"
Not like I can refund now anyway
iedy cool 
Using google is hard for some people apparently
It doesn't look like a refundable offense

Being a dumbass is just that
Oh hey
Factorio man
:')

What in tartation
me and who
Are you boywife lol
Be me
Enjoy cool games like Factorio and Underrail
The devs exist

Pretty sure I'd be classified as a "weirdo" if people knew everything about me 
Many such cases
You're already not considered that?
Weak
There's weirdo 
That's why you don't care about the devs and just enjoy the games
And then there's weirdo 
I already gave them my money
Post them arts
Weirdo (complimentary) vs Weirdo (derogatory)
According to modern standards, I'm this one
X
I like you so you cant be

Run tubbo run
This is a fucked up beast but I kinda fuck with it
https://youtu.be/46wfJRmGK7A
Penguin Brutality t-shirt available from Varusteleka:
https://varusteleka.com/en/products/forgotten-weapons-penguin-brutality-t-shirt
The Aly & Kaufman AKB-23 is a set of parts that allows one to use a Brownells BRN-180 upper to create an SA80 / L85 lookalike. It's a very clever adaptation, based on the fact that the original British L85A1 was ...
Ok maybe I'm not that bad but I'd still be cancelled in record time if I wanted to 
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I've said fucked up shit in private to my kids who know I'm joking
Outdone by Sab
obviously


are you gonna let others people retardism and what they say in the internet factor what you play?
Play Space Exploration instead
Factor what I buy yes
Earendel is surely a fine individual
My money my choice n00b
but you have bought factorio tho
Satisfactorio exists
or no
He said he bought it way before finding that out
That was before knowing tho 
Ye before he said anything like that
ok so who cares then
I do care who I support?
What kinda reductionist shit is this lol
i know but he cant refund it no more can he?
It's like saying "Who cares what J K Rowling says, just buy and read the books", but she uses the book sales to fund her agenda to make life worse for people

Reading comprehension and subtext is hard
You have to engage in Ogrespeak to get your point across
I'm not necessarily joking, I'm just aware of the current environment we live in and don't say what people don't like, that's why I'm angry all the time 
Only 1 Irish character is ever present in all of her books
Is constantly exploding

Let it out in front of your local police station












