╟❓general-offtopic

[proven tundra]

[midnight flame]

Speaking like nintendo is a good company

[proven tundra]

Nintendo sucks
But their first party games are peem

[light monolith]

Would rather kms

[rocky turtle]

@copper vapor

[oblique belfry]

nintendo might be the most fucked up company ever

[timber oxide]

In what way

[oblique belfry]

just speaking about the corporation btw

not games

[midnight flame]

Electrónic arts

[little depot]

Fire emblem is kinda peak

[oblique belfry]

No.

EA is shooting themselfs

nintendo is shooting everyone

just to gain smth

[marsh cargo]

Fire emblem

[little depot]

The dutch east India company

[timber oxide]

Nintendo just straight up sucks ass

[light monolith]

Hold on I think I got a vid for this.

[oblique belfry]

mfers are the sole reason games are now 70 bucks

because they started doing it

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Remember that you don't own your switch 2

[oblique belfry]

that too

[midnight flame]

Sega needs to get back to Golden age

[oblique belfry]

"erm we can ban you for not using it like we want"

[midnight flame]

Sega does what nintendon't

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile steam :
"download windows or other OS on your steam machine. We do not care its your product now."

[timber oxide]

Inb4 not having a single Mario in your library is a valid reason for a ban

[little depot]

Steam is winning by doing the bare minimum

Says a lot

[oblique belfry]

let the competition kill themselfs instead

[light monolith]

Do nothing
Win

The Gabe method

[timber oxide]

Do nothing
Gabe dies
Lose

[midnight flame]

Steam is winning by being actually good

[light monolith]

Nah Gabe's gonna be immortal trust

[oblique belfry]

im so afraid of that moment

[little depot]

Average oligopoly experience

[oblique belfry]

the moment gabe dies

steam will fall

he needs a prodigy

[light monolith]

He'll upload himself into steam it's self

[timber oxide]

Alternative

Invent immortality machine
Do nothing else
Gabe immortal
Win

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

Ai ceo

:3

[oblique belfry]

"ok guys gabe died we can finally takeover"

[timber oxide]

We have to upload Gabe to the internet

[light monolith]

Like the errr cyberpunk chip thing

[oblique belfry]

we need to "mr.house" gabe

[midnight flame]

Gabe reviving after the third day

[real aspen]

I just noticed

[light monolith]

He'll just upload himself into a cloned body of himself & continue the cycle forever.

[timber oxide]

In Cyberpunk 2 you're stuck with a relic containing Gabe Newell

[thick plover]

[real aspen]

Peroxide doesn't bubble on blood from this cut

[thick plover]

it won't

[little depot]

Concentration too low

[light monolith]

lwk would be fire

[real aspen]

Of blood?

[little depot]

Peroxide

Are you using 50?

[timber oxide]

And your task is to take back steam from arasaka

[oblique belfry]

give it 1 year

after some "changes"

[real aspen]

Hmm, no, I used same one for the pinky cut and it bubbled like hell

[little depot]

Kangtao
Do nothing wins

[light monolith]

Raid arasaka tower to upload Gabe into steam. He takes full control & the world is saved

[real aspen]

No wait dumbass, it's lower concentration

[timber oxide]

Wake the fuck up, freeman, we have a steam sale to run

[hexed kernel]

after 9 years of development hopefully it will have been worth the wait

[real aspen]

Yeah sorry, that must be it

[light monolith]

LOL TRUE. Kangtao literally just existing

[little depot]

I got you twin

[real aspen]

Didn't notice I grabbed other bottle

[thick plover]

gabes gonna write very specific instructions about how valve will be as a company after his death

thats 100%

[light monolith]

I mean their uniform is kinda unique compared to the others as well. Weird urban Camo & orange armor.

[thick plover]

gabes 10 commandments of success

1 Do nothing

[little depot]

Having your ex's or situation ships be in your friend group is so awkward

[thick plover]

2 Win

[little depot]

🚬

[obsidian sun]

gabe presses the publish button on half life 3 moments before he passes away

[light monolith]

trust guys hl3 release today!!!

[obsidian sun]

situation ship ??,

[oblique belfry]

"my....last....sale boop ugh..."

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-believe-guys-christmas-one-week-until-christmas-im-so-thriled-about-this-information-christmas-christmas-meme-gif-24202287

[little depot]

Yes

[little depot]

Can you believe it

[obsidian sun]

what does that mean

[heavy junco]

Half life 3 is in a week

wohoo

[oblique belfry]

hl3 copium

[little depot]

Relationship but with extra steps

[midnight flame]

What's a situationship?

[gray kettle]

I mean silksong copium paid off

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871097834433294417/1440273322200924190/abh4o5eb0mae1.gif

[gray kettle]

[midnight flame]

Check my new shoes

[little depot]

Basically when y'all are semi dating but there's complications

[oblique belfry]

it was not this much

[little depot]

Nice cock

[gray kettle]

Gaben is just waiting for that gaming crash

[oblique belfry]

ever since the steam machine reveal

people are losing their shits

[gray kettle]

It was the same when HL2 released

[oblique belfry]

just bcs they showed 3 devices

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-s4-homelander-cough-disgust-gif-15540398707739933423

[heavy junco]

https://youtu.be/TYS1P7BxOOU

[little depot]

Mfs too scared of commitment nowadays

[midnight flame]

So 2 people incapable of just talking things out?

[gray kettle]

Commitments?????

UUGHHH

Please no

[obsidian sun]

look man im just sayin
certain people are fleeing from certain place
half life 3 is on the verge

[gray kettle]

[little depot]

I tried and I said hey I don't think you actually care about me so I'mma fuck off

[obsidian sun]

keep in mind episode 2 released 1 year before 2008

[gray kettle]

Imagine if it was shadow released

[heavy junco]

is a situationship like dating but irony poisoned

[little depot]

So... 2007?

[gray kettle]

Like suddenly you see Half Life 3

[obsidian sun]

yea but the big moni crash was in 2008

[midnight flame]

Then fuck off

[gray kettle]

It would fit Gaben

[little depot]

And that's what I did

I hit the block button and left

[midnight flame]

Smart

[gray kettle]

[thick plover]

nah

Its gonna be the gabe cube exclusive

for like a week

then we get to play it

[gray kettle]

Even if

It would be a huge drop

Even better if unannounced

[little depot]

Wtf is Tumblr nowadays

[gray kettle]

People buy Valve cube and you see Half Life 3 on it

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481374362268860426/1251187306325344407/caption-1-1.gif

[obsidian sun]

implying it was ever good

[little depot]

It was good when it was niche austists in a circle jerk

[thick plover]

@sour rivet conclusion: mina got nerfed to dog shit

[marsh cargo]

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1990513195497263411?t=PIX_uIEiGsSAcDqK7fbGSg&s=19

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Shroud said The Game Awards was rigged after Arc Raiders failed to be nominated for Game of the Year

"Yet another rigged year. We know Expedition is going to win... If Donkey Kong wins, this award show is chalked. If Donkey Kong wins, zero credibility"

X · Nov 17, 2025, 8:11 PM

Man Is mad

[heavy junco]

My friend group

[oblique belfry]

oh for fucks sake

[gray kettle]

Bro looks like that fucking beardless Chad meme

[oblique belfry]

just pack it up bro 🥀

[olive coral]

bro cmon donkey cong

[sick trail]

Siren woke

[obsidian sun]

lmao what

is he fr

[oblique belfry]

the only argument he has is he is a multiplayer streamer and cannot comprehend single games

[gray kettle]

Another sad ass sucking wumpus who leeches off multiplayer toxicity content as his only income

[sick trail]

Is he sponsored by Arc

[heavy junco]

Dry (woke) (egg sleep)

[midnight flame]

Damn bro a streamer said something
...downloading new opinion🤖...
...trash opinion downloaded succesfully...

[gray kettle]

Sad Shroud L

[sick trail]

[obsidian sun]

hot take
but i think e33 was overrated a bit

[gray kettle]

It is, BUt it shown that good games can be still made

[heavy junco]

Me gaslighting myself to hate something I really liked because a popular figure didn't

[gray kettle]

Even with a small studio

And NGL, the music for it is phenomenal

[little depot]

Dry is an egg???

[obsidian sun]

you can drop a 500kg anvil on bro and he'll still miss the irony

[gray kettle]

[little depot]

E33 was great

[midnight flame]

A popular figure didn't like the Game? It must be a peak game then

[little depot]

But not like

Greatest of all time

[obsidian sun]

i wasnt even even baiting bro 😭

[heavy junco]

Me

[gray kettle]

I mean we are just discussing right?

[heavy junco]

[little depot]

Proof?

[obsidian sun]

gaming news

[little depot]

Heaviest of all time maybe

[obsidian sun]

dont mind me

[heavy junco]

Wtffff

https://tenor.com/view/brendan-frasier-the-whale-crying-gif-9470645940174211412

[onyx vigil]

God damn I am so fucking bored anyways I think I would like to eat some salmon today

I wish I could have experienced AOL

[little depot]

@heavy junco can I ping you for mental support

[onyx vigil]

It’s just sad I was born in 2007

[heavy junco]

Sure why not

[onyx vigil]

You can do that for me lol

[little depot]

Sure

I'll ping you both

[onyx vigil]

[real aspen]

killing yourself

[gray kettle]

[marsh cargo]

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1990531097097114073?t=HUJ82W-F1pTmuBDy17OYaA&s=19

Big bucks very relevant and gaming

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Gabe Newell's new $500 million superyacht is the 50th largest in the world and reportedly has:

- Basketball court
- Cinema
- Full medical facility with a live-in nurse
- Gaming room with 15 PCs

X · Nov 17, 2025, 9:22 PM

[obsidian sun]

gaming room with 15 pcs

bro they are testing hl 3

it's in early alpha

[gray kettle]

to play HL3 you will have to upload yourself

[marsh cargo]

[heavy junco]

For half life 3 they made the 7 hour war real

[little depot]

Homoseuxal

[gray kettle]

Its cute

But i am glad you like it as well!

[obsidian sun]

i feel nothing from this chat anymore

[little depot]

???

You felt things from this chat?

[gray kettle]

chat changed when Josta was banned

[marsh cargo]

You haven't planted a carbomb youyou
So I'm disappointed

[little depot]

I don't judge what goes on in your bed room but

[wide chasm]

can he be burnt by napalm

[little depot]

That's kind odd

[sick trail]

p!implode 109091195849805824

[obsidian sun]

horny isn't the only feeling that exists

but nice projection

[gray kettle]

[heavy junco]

Eating a lemon

[little depot]

I wasnt implying it was

Nice projection

[obsidian sun]

"bedroom"

[gray kettle]

Now it looks angry xD

[wide chasm]

I'll interpret that as a very

[obsidian sun]

uh huh

[gray kettle]

Hahahaha

[wide chasm]

But seriously thats some nice art

[little depot]

You don't... Text in your room?

[opal star]

Holy shit. It's so lame. MF loves GTA online.

[gray kettle]

I saved the implode

[obsidian sun]

it's already over don't try and save it

[cunning reef]

imagine buying a yacht and its another boring solid white one

holy fuck

[sick trail]

Oh chat, peak has landed in recommended

[celest plank]

Its 4pm, chill you retard

[cunning reef]

do rich people have ANY FUCKING TASTE MAN

[wide chasm]

Gotta make the yacht solid gold

or else you're not blinging enough

[cunning reef]

at least itll be unique

[little depot]

Can a pig fly?

[celest plank]

I dont know

[heavy junco]

I text using shrooms

[celest plank]

I do

[gray kettle]

Shine just look at any super sports car

[opal star]

$500,000,000 for a yacht that looks worse than most $20,000,00 yachts.

[gray kettle]

they all look the same

[cunning reef]

im well aware

i hate cars

[little depot]

Can I eat you

[heavy junco]

No

[marsh cargo]

[heavy junco]

I need me intact

[wide chasm]

wait are porsche 911's sports cars?

[little depot]

Can I eat your shrooms

[gray kettle]

i would say yes

[heavy junco]

Sure why not

[gray kettle]

just not a "hyper car"

[wide chasm]

Oh you mean those 2000hp ultra angled sports cars

[cunning reef]

i immediately thought of the video of the mushrooms hooked up to the marimba arms playing a keyboard

[gray kettle]

Yea

The UFO cars

[obsidian sun]

i want a porsche 911 with a very "funny" paint job

[opal star]

They have hyper cars and super cars, but the 911 is just a sports car. Excluding certain 911's.

[heavy junco]

Me too

i love that video

[cunning reef]

i wish i had it as a gif

[opal star]

The 911 GT3 RS is definitely a super car.

[wide chasm]

i mean its mostly a aerodynamics thing (i've got no fucking clue about aerodynamics)

[cunning reef]

and id just edit a speechbubble on it

[heavy junco]

I can fix this issue

in a bit

[gray kettle]

Blocky cars looks so much better imo

(Yes, its an opinion)

[obsidian sun]

type shit

[wide chasm]

GET OUT NOW

https://tenor.com/view/a-brief-disagreement-cavemen-fighting-world-war-4-humanity-gif-14247561230571398294

[obsidian sun]

reply to this

[uneven sapphire]

New camo just dropped

[wide chasm]

REPLY

[cunning reef]

Pretty much any car from the 80s or 90s looks better than most

Except the 2001 corvette

[opal star]

This actually looks neat.

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/true-fatality-mortal-kombat-morgan-freeman-smoke-gif-13721384073720636622

[wide chasm]

i love those ferraris and lamborghinis with the pop up headlights, idk what the name of those are

thats stylish angling in my humble opinion

[little depot]

Im a big skyline and miot fan

[cunning reef]

Like i think cars were actually designed to get uglier

[little depot]

Love me some miatas

[heavy junco]

Those kinds of lamps are cute

[cunning reef]

The Pontiac aztec is proof of this

No one made that car thinking it looks good

NO ONE

[wide chasm]

isn't that the car of walter white ?

[cunning reef]

Ye

[oblique belfry]

dont care

no hl3 for you

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/aztek-hit-and-run-breaking-bad-walter-white-mvc-gif-13759620367456975056

[gray kettle]

Lotus Esprit with V8 cake

[wide chasm]

i mean, its alright for an suv, now everything is fucking blocky and ginormous

[cunning reef]

Emphasis on everything

[cunning reef]

A standard car rn is bigger than a truck from 15 years ago

[oblique belfry]

❓

[gray kettle]

WHY CS2\

LMAO

[oblique belfry]

valve trying to slither in

[wide chasm]

If KCD2 doesn't win the game of the year im doing nasty stuff to the game awards people

[oblique belfry]

e33 sweep

prepare

[obsidian sun]

nominated for most kills this year

[gray kettle]

I would say it will be CLose top between E33 and KCD2

[wide chasm]

I mean i've never tried e33(i ahven't seen anything about that game at all)

[oblique belfry]

-# or suicides

[gray kettle]

Both are really good

[oblique belfry]

do so

the game got 12 nominees

[obsidian sun]

i hope donkey kong wins

[wide chasm]

In my biased opinion KCD2 is better cuz you can feel hungry

[oblique belfry]

nintendog

[obsidian sun]

it would be funny

[gray kettle]

Is silksong nominated in anything?

[wide chasm]

i think so

[cunning reef]

IM FEELIN QUITE HOUNGRY

[oblique belfry]

astrobot all over again

[wide chasm]

i hope dispatch wins the debut indie game thing

[obsidian sun]

most overhyped game of the decade

[obsidian sun]

this one is funnier imo
with all the switch 2 backlash

[gray kettle]

Well not to the funbase

[wide chasm]

cock

[gray kettle]

THey got what they wanted

and i am truly happy for them

[opal star]

My baby.

[gray kettle]

YOOOOOO

[wide chasm]

isn't silksong like, the same thing as the first one?

[gray kettle]

i bet that shit can do crazy barellrolls

[wide chasm]

i never found the appeal of hollow knight tbh

[obsidian sun]

walk up to hollow knight discussion
"i think hk is an overrated soulslike"

[cunning reef]

This is a bougie version of what we had in Maine

[gray kettle]

Pretty much - just higher skill ceiling and harder a bit

[cunning reef]

I never seen one of these with doors

[gray kettle]

iirc like people demanded Easy mode 2-3 weeks after release cause it was too hard

[sick trail]

I disagree strongly

[gray kettle]

[sick trail]

[gray kettle]

Veterans knew what they got

[oblique belfry]

walk in
"hk is overrated and bad"
one more person agrees with you
riot
leaves

[obsidian sun]

yeah buddy i have a phd in physics

[gray kettle]

THe bandwagon of hippies and casuals who jumped on the hype got their ass kicked

[marsh cargo]

You would be getting shit thrown for simply getting which game influenced hk to begin with wrong

[real aspen]

oh cloudflare is back alive

[obsidian sun]

that's the point

[cunning reef]

the phd: erm straight line not as smooth..

[wide chasm]

if i swing my cock like a helicopter how will the end result look like

https://tenor.com/view/aboba-pepe-gif-10797865485171164321

[marsh cargo]

Ragemaxxing I see

[sick trail]

I've got a PhD in your mom so

[obsidian sun]

they mald like crazy when you call it a soulslike

[gray kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/metroid-nes-metroid-1-mother-brain-boss-gif-8978444773033313765

[wide chasm]

at this point just get an APC

[cunning reef]

awww its got booties on

[obsidian sun]

it's so small it can't even spin

[wide chasm]

false

i disagree

[opal star]

I have one.

[wide chasm]

which?

[marsh cargo]

Prime you have tanks

[midnight flame]

It is today

[cunning reef]

you never know when a hog will get unruly

[obsidian sun]

yes he does

[cunning reef]

where did this come from

[midnight flame]

HOGRIDDEEEEEER

[wide chasm]

Idk he wanted to show us metroid

[opal star]

M1126.

[cunning reef]

i fuck with metroid hard

[wide chasm]

Oh that one

[obsidian sun]

hk being called a soulslike

[cunning reef]

crazy how nintendo still couldnt make a metroid better than the one they canceled

[wide chasm]

isn't that one where they tried to install an autoloaded cannon on top and it was shit ?

[obsidian sun]

if it was canceled how do you know it's good

[gray kettle]

[cunning reef]

cus its a fan game you can go play it

[wide chasm]

the super nintendo version is better

[cunning reef]

just need to t*rrent it

[wide chasm]

[wide chasm]

whats the problem with my boy torrent

[obsidian sun]

did y'all see that annoying ass guy in metroid

[gray kettle]

Oh i know, i just like the Nostalgia drip

[marsh cargo]

Rockstar games are proof that too much content is a bad thing

[cunning reef]

yeah i thought he was chill

[marsh cargo]

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/theinterview-jamesfranco-boom-getit-whatever-gif-4061811

[cunning reef]

uneeded? yes

but i dont really care

[obsidian sun]

too much ??

[gray kettle]

pride parades in my GTA game?

[obsidian sun]

[gray kettle]

they getting too real

i want Trevor NPC

[wide chasm]

when are we getting the GTA 6 homophobia DLC

[gray kettle]

who will puke and shit behind a trash bin

[marsh cargo]

I mean it for 5 and rdr2

[obsidian sun]

you control the buttons you press

[gray kettle]

Rdr2 honestly feels Too Good with its details

[wide chasm]

[obsidian sun]

you could do something similar in gta 4

[wide chasm]

FA-

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAwZg-HzWDU

[gray kettle]

NPCs truly working on buildinds?

eating meals?

[opal star]

Rockstar finally understands how fishing works in GTA 6.

[gray kettle]

building railroads?

[opal star]

And maybe hunting too.

[gray kettle]

damn

[cunning reef]

rdr2 was good but you can clearly see the game would of benefitted by just like. not having an epilogue

[obsidian sun]

wym rdr2 has too much content 😭

[wide chasm]

can you shit in rdr2

[obsidian sun]

no

[oblique belfry]

your horses can

[wide chasm]

if not 0/10

[wide chasm]

brilliant

[gray kettle]

like - I am not gonna lie, i am Tired and sick of "Bethesda-like" shallow fucking world games

[obsidian sun]

you can take a bath

[oblique belfry]

naked

and have a woman clean you up too

[opal star]

I say RDR2 didn't have enough.

[wide chasm]

can you summon the pener snipper guy?

[cunning reef]

you can clearly tell the epilogue was rushed when ||john marston is literally just arthur morgan's body but with johns face n black hair||

[obsidian sun]

-5$

[oblique belfry]

gameplay moment

[wide chasm]

Spoilers im not gonna read

[opal star]

They gave john a fucking NPC draw animation.

[obsidian sun]

he looks so fuckign weird

[gray kettle]

SPeaking of Bethesda

[cunning reef]

yeah

[gray kettle]

HAVE you guys bought the Fallour 4 Anniversary edition?

[cunning reef]

its bad

[gray kettle]

for 60 bucks?

[marsh cargo]

Game throwing everything and the kitchen sink

[gray kettle]

[obsidian sun]

no lmao

[wide chasm]

i haven't played anything bethesda except new vegas

[thick plover]

I didn't even pay attention

[wide chasm]

and that wasn't even made by them

[obsidian sun]

here's the same game with mediocre pay walled mods

[cunning reef]

i like the epilogue story wise but man gameplay wise it fell off hard asf

[gray kettle]

you didnt miss much

[obsidian sun]

wym
most mechanics fit in

[opal star]

They weren't really, the only building that progressed was the one in valentine i think. And it just switched models.

[gray kettle]

At least Ubisoft is close to bankrupcy

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-celebration-gi-hun-gif-13363209825821116414

[obsidian sun]

ubisoft is getting bought by the chinese

don't celebrate

[marsh cargo]

Would be funny

[gray kettle]

Hmmm, true but the shit was there, with npcs picking up boards, hammers, nails etc

[obsidian sun]

splinter cell gacha game
killing myself

[oblique belfry]

they already lost 40% of their rights to tencent

[marsh cargo]

Watch as the Chinese make a better assasins creed

[gray kettle]

most games just have standard pawn just stare at you

[obsidian sun]

rayman pachinko machine

[opal star]

In a pacifists world maybe, you probably shot dead all the workers and fathers of 10.

[obsidian sun]

with 5 zillion pop up ads telling you about the gooner skin bundle number 45

[gray kettle]

Ubisoft died to me long time ago

[wide chasm]

DONT SPIT ON THE GRAVE OF SPLINTER CELL LIKE THAT

[gray kettle]

now chineese only buy a hollow shell

of a company

[marsh cargo]

They already did that for ac oddesey

[obsidian sun]

they already did

[cunning reef]

name something new

[marsh cargo]

Themselves mind you

[wide chasm]

im still hoping for a remaster of the trilogy

one day,one day

[obsidian sun]

oh buddy

do i have news for you

[hexed stag]

@opal star tf is this?
https://fixupx.com/i/status/1963253127206805891

Good Willsmith (@GoodWillsmith)

wild shit happening on birdsong instagram right now. they have located the Autechre of birds. give this bird an Orange Milk tape. put this bird in the GRM
︀︀
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FixupX · Sep 3, 2025, 2:49 PM

[obsidian sun]

and it's not good

[gray kettle]

[celest plank]

damn

we are watching s2e6 tomorrow at her

I am curious af

[wide chasm]

Please, inform me so i can commit

[marsh cargo]

Honestly a remake of the original ac games
Removing the irl sections

[oblique belfry]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[celest plank]

Spoil me one thing tho

[oblique belfry]

no

i wont

[celest plank]

Will weeping be involved?

[obsidian sun]

iirc it was leaked or announced a ac1 remake that looks very worrying

[celest plank]

[oblique belfry]

i will not ruin the surprise

[wide chasm]

I mean, the irl sections were closely tied to the story so idk how that would work

but i'd guess they can make those sections cutscenes or idk

[obsidian sun]

but why

[zealous depot]

[obsidian sun]

the whole point of ac is that you are in a simulation

[celest plank]

She almost teared up at the jinx vi fight with the kid, so yea

I am curious af

[oblique belfry]

wait what

[heavy junco]

@cunning reef choose your favorite

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

yea

[wide chasm]

Does he know?

[obsidian sun]

there's like time fuckery even

[oblique belfry]

i never played ac's

[obsidian sun]

since the second game

[wide chasm]

Does he know of the batshit insane lore of the ac games

[oblique belfry]

so this is news to me

[celest plank]

Dont tell me

Bro

[obsidian sun]

big spoilers then lmao

[marsh cargo]

That's why I said remake
Not remaster
And removing them since desmonds story goes fucking nowhere

[cunning reef]

right, thank you 💜

[oblique belfry]

huh

[celest plank]

Every ac game is about being in a simulation about the past

Tf you mean "huh"

[oblique belfry]

interesting

[heavy junco]

It's revealed in like the first 5 seconds of Assassin's Creed 2 isn't it

[celest plank]

You never played ac?

[wide chasm]

i mean not really cuz they reveal that in the first game no?

[oblique belfry]

nope

[hexed kernel]

speaking of assassin's creed i want to tell you a funny story

[opal star]

European starling. Idk what the fuck it's doing though.

[obsidian sun]

you are inside a simulation playing as your ancestors who were assassins

[oblique belfry]

my friend was a huge ac fan though

not anymore

[hexed kernel]

i think i told it before but anyways

[oblique belfry]

aahh

who was the fuckers name

i forgot the name

[wide chasm]

after valhalla and odyssey it has all gone to the shit

[oblique belfry]

not ezio

[celest plank]

You are always a scientist with a VR headset that tries to find templar things n shit

[obsidian sun]

altair

[oblique belfry]

the hooded fella

[wide chasm]

Ezio ?

[obsidian sun]

they're all hooded fellas

[oblique belfry]

no

i meant like

hoodie wearing

casual mf

[obsidian sun]

altair is the first one

[oblique belfry]

with red shirt ?

[wide chasm]

Desmond?

[obsidian sun]

ah

desmond

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/assassins-creed-two-hug-desmond-headquarters-gaming-gif-17348255

ye this mf

[cunning reef]

starlings have very most complex mimicry

[obsidian sun]

yea that's the guy

[cunning reef]

its mimicking things its heard at higher frequencies

[wide chasm]

ngl the last missions of AC2 were tedious as fuck

[obsidian sun]

you technically play as him

[oblique belfry]

so is he one of the guys who goes into the simulation

Ah i see

[wide chasm]

Wanna get spoiled?

[oblique belfry]

sure i wont play the games

[wide chasm]

Yes

also see that chick?

[runic condor]

Have you not played any ac game until now?

[wide chasm]

you stab her cuz some goddess told u so

[cunning reef]

they also just make a bunch of funny sounds

[oblique belfry]

nope

also no

im not gonna

[obsidian sun]

she is part of the templars who are basically enemies of assassins

[celest plank]

I only played odyssey and unity, I thought I am the most retarded

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

lmao

[heavy junco]

You should play AC2 with the fix mod
It's peam

[wide chasm]

I mean she turned ally but then the end of brotherhood happened

and thats that

[obsidian sun]

let's just stick to the first 2

it's already confusing as is

[runic condor]

Wasn’t going to suggest you to
But I’m still surprised

[hexed kernel]

so last year i decided to try the "new" ac games out of curiocity and chose origins. i booted up the game and noticed that the sound quality is kinda off when you walk on gold piles (the game starts in a tomb) but oh well. i proceeded with the game and when i encountered a small lake in the starting zone i jumped into it and heard a STOCK water splash sound effect. i was so disgusted by it that i dropped the game immediately

[wide chasm]

I think brotherhood is way better than 2 ngl

[oblique belfry]

eh there are few "classic" games / series i havent played/watched

[obsidian sun]

bruh

[oblique belfry]

so im not surprised by this reaction as well

[wide chasm]

definitely play the splinter cell games

[obsidian sun]

origins is alright overall

[oblique belfry]

never played any

[hexed stag]

good looking bird

[oblique belfry]

dont know what it is even about

[wide chasm]

if u like metal gear then you'll love this cuz its stealth but better

[opal star]

Piebald down.

[static axle]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

i didnt play metal gear

[oblique belfry]

yes ?

[obsidian sun]

probably the best stealth games

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/giggles-dodosky-smile-stare-gif-15649954

[obsidian sun]

and they don't come with a 5 hour hollywood movie

[oblique belfry]

steal

pocket that shit

[wide chasm]

True

[cunning reef]

bro pocket it where

in his ass

?

[wide chasm]

In his foreskin

[oblique belfry]

just use the dimensional door

smh

[obsidian sun]

i think he already has that

[hexed kernel]

what's the point in buying in such big quantities

is it cheaper?

[wide chasm]

is there anything like splinter cell?

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/régua-gif-20085149

[obsidian sun]

intravenous kinda

[wide chasm]

i mean the stealth mechanics

[oblique belfry]

well they are not being used no ?

[wide chasm]

and not a top down hotline miami like

[oblique belfry]

make em useful

for you

[obsidian sun]

it's literally inspired by sc

[hexed kernel]

intravenous is a stealth game primarily

[wide chasm]

oh

[heavy junco]

Is he okay

[wide chasm]

brilliant

[celest plank]

also @oblique belfry since you watched some girlie shows

[static axle]

its 40 per 24 pack so 1.66 per can meanwhile in my store they are like 2.50 ish

[wide chasm]

would be better if there was anything like that but 3d

[celest plank]

what the fuck is stranger things and why is it so popular

[static axle]

bitch they are mine

[wide chasm]

Idk

[oblique belfry]

i didnt watch stranger things

[wide chasm]

never saw it

[celest plank]

interesting

[wide chasm]

never will

[oblique belfry]

i dont watch netflix shows that much

-# cept for inside job.....FUCKING NETFLIX

[wide chasm]

there are some decent ones

[static axle]

they literally srrived today

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/demogorgon-my-beloved-demogorgon-my-beloved-stranger-things-demodog-gif-26567491

[wide chasm]

oh yea that thing

[celest plank]

HBO has the best shows

[obsidian sun]

don't do it for pussy

[celest plank]

like actually, netflix has like 4 decent shows

[oblique belfry]

before you start with examples

[celest plank]

house of cards, arcane and idk

[wide chasm]

Does TWD even count as decent

[oblique belfry]

im NOT gonna count tlou as Good show

🥀

[celest plank]

I wont even count sopranos

[oblique belfry]

fuck that

[celest plank]

Of course not

[celest plank]

Tlou is mid

[cunning reef]

ur rats?

[wide chasm]

Cute, but not friable

[hexed kernel]

no :(

[static axle]

tlou was great when it came out, not so much anymore, same thing with skyrim

[oblique belfry]

tlou 1 was liked even thought bella ramsey was memed to hell

tlou 2 they shat the bed

because so much retconning

[cunning reef]

😔

im gonna get some soon

[wide chasm]

Wait TloU 2 isn't good?

[celest plank]

I am talking about Sopranos (ok ill count it), Band of Brothers, Game of Thrones, The Wire, True Detective, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, Chernobyl, Barry, Broadwalk Empire, Succession and many more I wont even list lmao

[wide chasm]

i heard it was

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/golf-golfing-golf-cart-celebration-danza-kuduro-gif-16952967593574566827

[celest plank]

compare that to netflix

[cunning reef]

to the beloathment of everyone i live with but they can die idgaf

[wide chasm]

Band of brothers is goated

[obsidian sun]

the last of us can be good if they publicly killed niel cuckman

[hexed kernel]

[static axle]

heloo police? i stole from myself, can you come and take me to jail? !you'll never catch me alive coppeeer!!! hangs up

[heavy junco]

So you like HBO shows

[wide chasm]

Cuck

[cunning reef]

poop shitman

[obsidian sun]

i hate that guy so much it's unreal

[cunning reef]

is my new name for him

[celest plank]

Of course I do

HBO makes the best

[drowsy zenith]

I didn't know you played Death Stranding

[celest plank]

The Penguin, gotta add it to the list

[heavy junco]

Truke

[pallid raft]

its time to play plants vs zombies for the nintendo ds

[celest plank]

and Oz

[pallid raft]

did anyone else used to play garden warfare back in the day

[wide chasm]

yall ever played the system shock remake?

[pallid raft]

shit was the best mp game of all time

[wide chasm]

its 10/10

[oblique belfry]

oh they are yours ?

nvm then

chug that shit

[pallid raft]

yeah its fire

[obsidian sun]

just don't play the "remaster"

[wide chasm]

Pfp checks out

[pallid raft]

yeah fk replanted

[pallid raft]

forgot abt that lmfao

[untold spear]

working out is amazing

[cunning reef]

agreed

[wide chasm]

i think i dipped half way cuz i genuinely forgot what i was supposed to do

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-willis-smoking-im-cool-gif-14787884

[wide chasm]

[real aspen]

Gas mantle?

[cunning reef]

when i workout my legs it feels like im sitting on two baloons

[untold spear]

the feeling after dawg money or drugs cannot buy that shit

[pallid raft]

am gonna see if i can grab the 360 version at some point

[static axle]

ofc they the fuck you been smoking again. i literally told you i ordered some monster last week

[untold spear]

hormones going crazy when resting

especially with legs

[oblique belfry]

"last week" brother if i had a brain that can memorize shit like that i would've been a successful person

[static axle]

watched revenant, kinda want that kind of pelt jacket looks hella warm

[untold spear]

you got dementia bro?

[wide chasm]

brain...rot...?

[cunning reef]

my bf got me doing some every day shorter workout its been nice, unless i work morning that day

[wide chasm]

no no no please

dont

[real aspen]

Worst part about leg workouts is that they're never enough

[cunning reef]

then i just do it later in the day

[wide chasm]

please

[drowsy zenith]

I'm doing legs as we speak its actually my favourite muscle to work out

[celest plank]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5TRPicyLGbAF2LGBFbHGvO?si=-v_XEjxkRa6Q9lOESN7Xag

[wide chasm]

my shithead brother already makes my day mildly miserable by spamming that tralalero cocowhatever

[celest plank]

Kanye the goat

[cunning reef]

its also our strongest by default

so makes sense

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

that be trueee

[obsidian sun]

i only do legs to carry my massive dick and balls

[untold spear]

i dont work legs cuz i run alot

[oblique belfry]

a last week sentence from a channel that gets thousands of new messages daily

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-22469622

[wide chasm]

I'd doubt that

[opal star]

The bear pelt?

[cunning reef]

i highly trout that

[wide chasm]

Proof or false

[heavy junco]

he made graduation tho.......

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/i-highly-trout-that-trout-fish-meme-funny-gif-2289616351915602899

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/prempdr-fc-mobile-fifa-gif-16778760554072111618

[obsidian sun]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVRF3SqLUi0&list=RDwVRF3SqLUi0&start_radio=1

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-orb-chicken-orb-chorb-cock-gif-27361113

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[wide chasm]

Round cock

[cunning reef]

i hear my neighbor coughing his lungs out smoking

[heavy junco]

He made 808s and heartbreaks though........

[celest plank]

He made heil hitler

[cunning reef]

time to do my part

[wide chasm]

play loud music until 3 am

[wide chasm]

oh i forgot kanye is...whatever he is now lol

[static axle]

that what leo wears yeah or tom hardy one

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062140718791004301/1366892278815133736/VID_20240323_114343_269.gif

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1437731769804656730/Scared.gif

[copper vapor]

do you have the "I'm having fun"?

[wide chasm]

isn't this cat named uncle bao or whatever>?

[obsidian sun]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/917997720801771520/1387515605003014348/hitler_fun.gif

[copper vapor]

I have no idea

[copper vapor]

you da goat

[wide chasm]

incredible

[obsidian sun]

i love this cat

[cunning reef]

literally just appeared on tenor one day

im crying

[celest plank]

He is a master ragebaiter

[hexed kernel]

what is the context behind this cat and his connection to hitler

[celest plank]

Thats what he is

[static axle]

i mean me being like "doge i ordered

96

cans of monster" should have enough impact to grip onto one of those synapse strands hanging from your brain like homers hair

[wide chasm]

Checks out

[opal star]

Going to make one. Soon.

[oblique belfry]

oh grow up

[wide chasm]

Brother at this point skip the monster just snort straight caffeine powder

[heavy junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971855992973303879/1429234371377758379/meme.gif

[static axle]

no you
get a job

pay taxes

[oblique belfry]

i applied to somewhere actually yesterday

lets see if they return

[celest plank]

I got news that wolves moved into our nearby forest

[static axle]

i have that too. 250grams of caffeine

[celest plank]

european fuckers

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-steam-happy-steamhappy-steam-funny-gif-3051835105049511162

[grand aspen]

Ununemoloyed

[static axle]

[wide chasm]

Is it hunting season yet

[oblique belfry]

turns out the university i'm on is looking for male employees for extra work

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-new-here-say-hi-discord-im-new-here-say-hi-im-new-here-say-hi-discord-new-member-discord-new-gif-8065649195492145845

[oblique belfry]

like cleaning / moving / helping etc

[celest plank]

What the fuck is happening

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-green-leaf-sprout-donald-trump-save-me-gif-168526498761101162

[grand aspen]

Ok trainee

[wide chasm]

[copper vapor]

this chat chaotic as usual

I love it

now I gotta get back to work

[celest plank]

my arm felt like I got fucking shot and I fell into a wall

[static axle]

bro applied to breeding job

[opal star]

I can kill the entire population, just call your Government to hit me up.

[wide chasm]

Wait how can he have the announcements role when he just joined?

[celest plank]

what the fuck is this aging bullshit

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

they gonna lock you up in the basement

[wide chasm]

Shrooms

[grand aspen]

Afungus

sus

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[celest plank]

I can give you location details

[oblique belfry]

as long as i get a good internet and good pc with occasional food / water

im good

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

come to the polish side of Tatra's and we'll talk

[cunning reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888516333568925716/1440286656329682964/20251118_123248.jpg?ex=691d9afa&is=691c497a&hm=262a41caab59b470b59262efaa07bc87bb398ac22d1d60254667a231acd2f02a&

[static axle]

just pussy 24/7

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

[wide chasm]

This is worse than a cracked piston smh

[oblique belfry]

ill bribe one of the girls to get me a ds or smth

or steam deck

[celest plank]

you say?

hmm

[static axle]

you can get old gamecube

[oblique belfry]

hmm

[static axle]

gameboy*

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

with out the backlight

[wide chasm]

iedy has been typing for a really long time

[oblique belfry]

NOOOOOO

[cunning reef]

WHAT

[wide chasm]

i fear she's cooking another everyone

or he idk

[oblique belfry]

oh yeah he is back

[static axle]

and theres only 1800's candle wall lights

[celest plank]

second @ everyone incident

[oblique belfry]

fuck is this slave dungeon from the middle age ?

[wide chasm]

oh ffs

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-head-nodding-meme-headbutt-hit-funny-cat-silly-car-gif-4307198055042192017

[grand aspen]

kolerder jumpscare

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-hahaha-gif-22505124

[static axle]

no sex dungeon

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-copernicus-gif-23145950

[oblique belfry]

aint no fucking way

[wide chasm]

where is the kissing

[celest plank]

he got unbanned just for this

sniper reminded himself of him lmao

I gotta hit up nikita to talk about pipnik and delight

[obsidian sun]

the boys are back in town

[wide chasm]

who's pipnik

[zealous depot]

A shitter

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gustavo-gif-26322938

[wide chasm]

all i need to know

[celest plank]

a great man

[real aspen]

eating yummy chocolate

[celest plank]

a ragebaiter

[real aspen]

yummy

[grand aspen]

I will directly mention Delight on my next Youtube comment

[obsidian sun]

depends

[celest plank]

@delight72 check ts out

[real aspen]

might be a bit counterproductive though

[oblique belfry]

OH SHIT

THIS REMINDED ME

[real aspen]

eating chocolate right after working out

[oblique belfry]

sound brb

[celest plank]

he was helping me figure out xanax the other day

[oblique belfry]

need to send you the "goods"

[wide chasm]

diarrhea speedrun

[oblique belfry]

forgot about it

[celest plank]

what goods?

Oh

[obsidian sun]

what

[celest plank]

OH

Go for it

[obsidian sun]

can i have some

[celest plank]

Dont forget baba

[real aspen]

that'd be nice, actually

[celest plank]

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

im constipated

[opal star]

@static axle Got a story to tell ya. Arrested a kid out hunting last week.

[wide chasm]

gotta eat more rice and beans brother

[real aspen]

i eat like 4 apples a day

[wide chasm]

u get that and you'll shit your brains out

[real aspen]

and lots of mandarin oranges

and banans

[static axle]

[wide chasm]

For how long have you been unable to dump?

[grand aspen]

fed in the chat

scatter

[wide chasm]

cuz u might need to see a doc if its for too long

[cunning reef]

Kidney beans becoming a new fav for me

[real aspen]

nah, a day or two

[wide chasm]

Oh its aight then

[real aspen]

yeah, it's just uncomfortable

[wide chasm]

If all else fails, idk take a laxative

[real aspen]

feel like need to shit, but cant shit

[wide chasm]

U drink coffee?

[opal star]

Watched the kid shoot 2 deer with 1 bullet, Buck and doe. Mule deer doe are not allowed to be killed in that unit at all on public. And you have to draw a private land mule deer doe tag to kill one at all. Then I watched buddy walk up to the buck still alive and he started shanking the shit out of it. 😂

[real aspen]

yah

[wide chasm]

black or with molk?

[real aspen]

both

[wide chasm]

cuz black coffee helps you heaps

and only black i believe

[cunning reef]

Coffee just makes me shit

[real aspen]

Caffeine helps, i doubt milk would counteract that

[wide chasm]

Thats just how coffee works lol

[hexed kernel]

[cunning reef]

Decaf doesnt

[obsidian sun]

coffee makes me feel my heart beat in my chest

[cunning reef]

So i blame caffeine

[wide chasm]

i think that if you add milk it kinda dilutes it so it doesn't make you shit as much

[marsh cargo]

Caffeine addiction

[wide chasm]

Definitely not me

[obsidian sun]

decaf coffee is so gey
"yeah bro let's go shoot up empty needles"

[cunning reef]

I do love the taste of coffee tho

[wide chasm]

yall add salt to coffee?

[static axle]

[cunning reef]

No but i do drink it black

[real aspen]

more of pepper guy

[cunning reef]

Is salt something ppl do?

[static axle]

CHEWSDAY INNIT BRUV

[obsidian sun]

i tried it once i heard a tiny pinch can help with bitterness

it was true

[wide chasm]

What haggis said

[marsh cargo]

My parents love coffee so much they have 15 coffee machines

[wide chasm]

It counteracts some of the bitterness

[obsidian sun]

but next time i added too much and almost chocked

[marsh cargo]

[obsidian sun]

i stopped doing that

[wide chasm]

but ONLY small pinch

[cunning reef]

Ah

[wide chasm]

if you add too much you'll wanna die cuz of how shit it'll taste

[verbal gate]

I enjoy pumpkin spice lattes

[cunning reef]

Well salt kinda works for all foods. If not all most

[real aspen]

it's mostly a routine habit for me

[wide chasm]

Never tried it lol

[obsidian sun]

cocoa powder is also good

[cunning reef]

We use it in our sweets

[wide chasm]

Cant agree sadly

[real aspen]

sometimes i forget to drink and dont notice anything different

[wide chasm]

It makes it taste odd

[verbal gate]

if you can get it from somewhere that is not starbucks, its peak

starbucks ends up too sweet for me

[obsidian sun]

it makes it taste chocolaty
fuck kinda cocoa power you addin

[wide chasm]

I prefer it black or with milk made in a french press

[hexed kernel]

this guys hates whimsy and fun

[cunning reef]

Average starbucks potion is like at bare minimum 800 calories

[wide chasm]

The cheapest most bland cocoa ever

[noble basin]

Coffee with a lil bit of maple syrup is my go to, cant go back now

[wide chasm]

not joking

its just that i dont add cocoa to most of my drinks

[verbal gate]

theres a cafe in my route serving vienna einspanner, absolute peak

[wide chasm]

if anything i'll ad a chunk of a chocolate bar to some milk and that

that is proper choccy milk

[obsidian sun]

sometimes i like some honey tea

but shit is too good i don't wanna get used to it

[wide chasm]

Any brits around?

[verbal gate]

some chai is real nice

[noble basin]

Tea > coffee

[wide chasm]

Cuz the amount of shit im gonna say about tea is inmense

[obsidian sun]

chai is tea

[hexed kernel]

wait why is alaska not painted

[wide chasm]

cuz...idk

[verbal gate]

which is why I said it dummy

[marsh cargo]

Since when is Alaska relevant ?

[obsidian sun]

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[obsidian sun]

brits didn't invent tea

they just took it

[wide chasm]

Whatever i just hate tea

its the blandest