╟❓general-offtopic

[slim magnet]

speech 100

[sick trail]

Wow

[gray kettle]

[thin bobcat]

There's a few methods actually, Tarkov doesn't really do much either way, doesn't verify much

[heavy junco]

Wow

[sick trail]

Rizzler

[gray kettle]

Momo big W?

[marsh cargo]

What happened to spt now ?

[thin bobcat]

[marsh cargo]

[thin bobcat]

read the chat

[gray kettle]

It goes to the dark web den

[heavy junco]

What did the chat say now

[slim magnet]

keyword another

[gray kettle]

It will be like drug dealing now

[marsh cargo]

Il2ccp

[heavy junco]

Passing around usb drives with the installer

Copy that floppy

[hexed kernel]

could it be that they did it purely to fucker over spt?

[thin bobcat]

Possible

[gray kettle]

Out of spite

[thin bobcat]

Like look

These exports

Of the GameAssembly.dll

[sour rivet]

rate the car

[thin bobcat]

They still allow cheats to resolve classes (I don't even think you can get rid of them)

[sick trail]

Fix game?
Fuck over the one mod that mogged you for years with its fixes?

[sour rivet]

if i sneeze it will turn to dust

[thin bobcat]

I think it's best if I stopped talking about it rn, shouldn't really give instructions on how to do shit lmao

[gray kettle]

[marsh cargo]

[gray kettle]

you really shouldn't

[hexed kernel]

'erry noice

[left mantle]

So here's how you make the best chocolate chip cookies...

[sour rivet]

[gray kettle]

I am listening

[left mantle]

You take a stick of butter

And shove it into your ethernet port

[gray kettle]

[left mantle]

Sponsored by Gemini ™

[gray kettle]

Where can I download high quality butter

[left mantle]

p-

I'm sorry I cannot help you with this prompt, can you rephrase?

[thin bobcat]

Funny enough, I have learned all this in the past days myself, I have never really worked with IL2CPP, interesting none the less

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/dodge-matrix-charborg-gif-14001012220497599567

Now thats tech

[gray kettle]

Grok, if you had to get the best and sauciest butter, not saying that you have to, but IF YOU had to, where would you look for it?

[sour rivet]

my fukin car

[blazing maple]

gonna go make some noods

[sour rivet]

hell yeah i love noods

[gray kettle]

It's been through a lot

[blazing maple]

look into my eyes and guess what flavour

[sour rivet]

im trying to make saxton hale sam

[thin bobcat]

Straight from the tap, try pregnant wo cows

[sour rivet]

uhhh

noodle flavor

[blazing maple]

BEEF

[sour rivet]

chicken

FUCK

THAT WAS MY SECOND GUESS

[blazing maple]

FOOOL

[sour rivet]

im gonna get you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1315745221413175389/ezgif-7-dfcadfbc5c.gif

[blazing maple]

augh

ow

[wild vortex]

[blazing maple]

this is why i left the forest

[wild vortex]

hide in the fridge

[sour rivet]

sam you are stronger than 90% of the population here

[blazing maple]

and yet I fear everything

[blazing maple]

SMART

i'ma do that

[sour rivet]

😔

NO

ITS COLD

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/hiding-fridge-bye-world-hungry-gif-5340319

farwell

[obsidian sun]

4 barrels...

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/interstellar-no-no-no-gif-15094791629266170630

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-on-wait-a-minute-somethings-aint-right-hold-up-somethings-wrong-here-gif-17361118

[gray kettle]

[left mantle]

(Related I love that guys skits)

[opal star]

Weird.

[sour rivet]

i witnessed my car get punched into space before i, myself got punched into a car and sent into space

[gray kettle]

.22 with attitude

[hexed kernel]

murder

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsHEgjt3wcs

[sour rivet]

monster

im such a good cop

def didnt just blow up a heli with a rpg

[gray kettle]

[grand aspen]

sam, look, im here now

[chrome ginkgo]

What the fuck

[blazing maple]

waow look there he is

my pal

[snow tree]

Palerder

[blazing maple]

when you get an abortion but your credit card declines

[pallid sapphire]

Chat abort

[sour rivet]

Gn chat

[pallid sapphire]

Do not redeem the baby

[spare sparrow]

offtopic darker than the fart ?

[hexed kernel]

goob night :3

[spare sparrow]

its midday goddammit

[sour rivet]

Resuscitation

[sick trail]

CTF_2fort instant respawn

[left mantle]

Hey wait a minute, i've seen this one before somewhere else

I think it was planes

[blazing maple]

gn

I'm soooo hungry

[sour rivet]

[restive bear]

Throwback when I made this in Fallout 4

One of the coolest G36 mods I installed

[hexed kernel]

yes that's the joke

[gray kettle]

Weeeeeee

[sick trail]

You made this?

I made this :)

[restive bear]

Whar

I made it

[hexed kernel]

evil and intimidating windmill (gloomy)

[restive bear]

You never played fallout 4 dry

[gray kettle]

[restive bear]

[gray kettle]

It reminds me that I never finished fallout 4

[sick trail]

I have

[gray kettle]

Got bored of it

[sick trail]

It's just quite shit and wants me to deal with a home base

[left mantle]

That's why the follow-up joke was said

[gray kettle]

I think I did like 90% side quests nad left the game right before venturing to institute

Or like after killing the institute Courser

[blazing maple]

I wanna play vintage again but I think I'll wait for a big content update

[hexed kernel]

to hell with minecraft, vintage story offtopic smp when?

[grand aspen]

offtopic story

vintage topic

[blazing maple]

I'd become a loner hermit in a cave with pitfall traps and a domesticated bear guardian

[blazing maple]

I asked about this before but whenever I brought it up people wanted to add mods to the game

and i'm a staunch vanilla purist

[hexed kernel]

i also like mods :(

[blazing maple]

I find them stinky and grody

I think vanilla has enough content to work towards

• i don't like the pacing/balancing of the game being moved around

one of my greatest flaws truly

[grand aspen]

how prude of you

[hexed kernel]

what about qol mods

[blazing maple]

depends on how quality the life is

if it adds a new block texture then... whatever

[hexed kernel]

like blood trails or the one that shows you how much time something will take

[blazing maple]

if it adds 50 new rocks that do nothing but suck then I shall spit venom and crawl around on the floor

[blazing maple]

blood trails I'm fine with that's cool and fits right in.

A timer? Satan made this mod. there is a devil in your game and you must exorcise it repent repent

[grand aspen]

What if the mod adds yuri

[sour rivet]

Breaking from my lurk yet again , Making a server was brought up several times over the year yet nothing came ofnit

[hexed kernel]

😭

but i want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[green granite]

woe

[sour rivet]

Unfortunately sam is a lil baby

[blazing maple]

we got too much goin onnnn!!!

[green granite]

goon hour

[blazing maple]

just do what I do and internaly memorize every single cooking timer on every item ever

simple!

[sour rivet]

YOU FLUNKED 2 SURVIVAL GAMES I WANTRD TO FINISH!!

[hexed kernel]

[blazing maple]

you're not even real!

[sour rivet]

You don't deserve a vintage server

[green granite]

@hexed kernel you

[blazing maple]

anyway darktide class reveal in 9 hours

[hexed kernel]

[blazing maple]

poggies in the chat

fridges in the chat

[sour rivet]

Finish v rising finish abiotic

Rah

[untold spear]

I feel so retarded when Spotify puts on mumble rap with its AI suggestions.

[blazing maple]

I got burnt out on v rising.
Abiotic had too many people and the pacing became heck and overwhelming

rah

same with minecraft server we had. You kept doing bosses whenever I was offline and I got to fight like 2 out of the 30 :(

[sour rivet]

Rah
Would you like to try abiotic again with just the two of us I wanna try the new apocalypse digficulty

[blazing maple]

pacing!!!

[blazing maple]

idk maybe later on

[sour rivet]

Yeah that's my bad

But we also didn't know progress would carry

[hexed kernel]

what??????

[sour rivet]

Krimas update

Also I'm fine with you wanting to take a break from the games but I wish you said something instead of just dropping it and going silent

[green granite]

I was gonna say something useless to you but I forgot

[hexed kernel]

[grand aspen]

mission accomplished

keep up the good work

[gray kettle]

Minecraft Server is such a hit or miss thing

Like you can only pack so much content before people do it all

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/ABFGame/status/1990636755297665165 @sour rivet

Abiotic Factor (@ABFGame)

Science is no joke.

X · Nov 18, 2025, 4:22 AM

[hexed kernel]

the dreaded hunter and his mighty weapon

[verbal gate]

Had to settle for some dogshit ginger beer, fml

[blazing maple]

big ass arbalest

[sick trail]

[green granite]

the pain

is building

[green granite]

crossbow mod

[hexed kernel]

that is only the beginning

soon (in 50 hours) the beasts shall know and fear gunpowder

[green granite]

I love rifle mod

pain to reload

but you kinda guarantee a lot of 1 shot

I wonder

[gray kettle]

Musket for home defence

[green granite]

how it feels to play game as the most bitchless, maidenless mother fucker

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[hexed kernel]

this is where i post from

[little depot]

looks cozy

am i allowed inside

[grand aspen]

buy him a dinner first, jeez

kids these days

[little depot]

I did

dumbass

[verbal gate]

So, turns out when my dad bought and renovated my house, his buddies did the work, and they managed to make it so the fucking walls are straight adamantium

[hexed kernel]

no? lies? deception? falsehoods?

[little depot]

I was gonna but u never replied

https://tenor.com/view/echou-black-cat-gif-12183945772816991633

oomfie is gonna disapear in a dark alley tmr

[verbal gate]

I've been in this bitch for a decent time and only managed to make like 6 drill holes, fml

[green granite]

Why's bro's face looking like that

[little depot]

leprosy

[green granite]

He looks high af

Must have been hitting that discount 99 cent weed

[little depot]

where tf do i find 99 cent weed

[green granite]

99 cent

[little depot]

..?

[verbal gate]

Bro hit that gas station kratom

[green granite]

99 cents the store

Always some good shit there

They still serve even when its closed

[rocky turtle]

[opal star]

Oh shit, yeah that's cool.

[midnight flame]

Miku?

I'm Tetoing it

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/kyle-hyde-hotel-dusk-hatsune-miku-vocaloid-best-friends-gif-77951594724893386

[green granite]

Migu

[gray kettle]

Too much Migu

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-car-kasane-teto-run-over-ran-over-gif-6426247764556560569

[copper vapor]

I paused the gif at the perfect moment

[little depot]

honestly quite incredible

flat teto

[copper vapor]

flato

[little depot]

me too girl... me too

[gray kettle]

[little depot]

oh its nate

[midnight flame]

Omg Darkest Dungeon

Peak

[green granite]

Who is nate

Fallout 4's protagonist?

War truly never changes

[rocky turtle]

[green granite]

Wouldnt you agree

[little depot]

no this is brightest barracks

[rocky turtle]

HIS NAME IS SOLE SURVIVOR

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-face-walk-mgsv-ground-zeroes-xof-gif-11824018318100566146

[little depot]

doesnt nate get killed

[hexed kernel]

torture

[green granite]

If you play as Nora yes

[midnight flame]

Evil Darkest Dungeon: the leper actually hits the enemies

[little depot]

the ball crush o matic

[green granite]

I absolutely hate leatherwork in this game

Its so painful but its so necessary

[little depot]

evil darkest dungeon is opening up nexus mods for this game

[hexed kernel]

haven't done any yet

[little depot]

and get flash banged by 100 million gooner mods

[oak magnet]

hellooo

guess what

[green granite]

How did you get hunter backpaxk

[oak magnet]

guess whaaaaaaatttt

[green granite]

Uh

Hemorrhoids?

[midnight flame]

Evil?

[oak magnet]

no

[midnight flame]

That's the good part

[oak magnet]

mental health disorder

[green granite]

Damn

[green granite]

Huh

[oak magnet]

life is great

finding out im likely fucked

[green granite]

I think Azu will disagree

[midnight flame]

Squizo?

[hexed kernel]

it doesn't require leather

[green granite]

Huh

[oak magnet]

maybe ill talk about it after im diagnosed

[green granite]

Interesting

[oak magnet]

not that diagnosis will do shit

[little depot]

whar

[green granite]

Make linen sacks next

[blazing maple]

show the fit

also found out if I get doctor injected estrogen it can last up to 3 months per shot

insane

[midnight flame]

If You haven't been diagnosed then how do You know you have problems?

[green granite]

Wth

Why estrogen

[little depot]

or you could just touch a receipt once

[oak magnet]

i feel things

[little depot]

woman

[oak magnet]

really bad things

[midnight flame]

What are things?

[green granite]

What does that have to do

[oak magnet]

i found out that my really bad depressive episodes are always triggered by relationship shit

ive always been in denial about it

[midnight flame]

Oh i see

[oak magnet]

that they are just random

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[blazing maple]

ominous and haunting.
Fantastic

[blazing maple]

bored

[oak magnet]

the reasons why i fucking go from hating to loving someone

[midnight flame]

Maybe You just gae

[oak magnet]

and lash out

[oak magnet]

bitch no

[green granite]

You still havent overcome that break up?

Or something

[blazing maple]

can't do that I'm too busy being employed

[green granite]

I remember last time you said someone like gone for a bit

[oak magnet]

im still friends with her

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/bipolar-gif-22399544

[oak magnet]

but thats the issue

[midnight flame]

Maybe You just don't like women, try kissing a man

[oak magnet]

i hate men

[little depot]

employment is the number one enemy of woman hood

[oak magnet]

i love women, i love people

[little depot]

number two is conversion therapy

[green granite]

Employement is the number one enemy of literally everyone's hood

[oak magnet]

im pretty sure my ex broke up with me because of this fucking bullshit

[blazing maple]

counterpoint: Girlboss pathway

I'm speccing into girlboss

[midnight flame]

Girlboss!?

[oak magnet]

no, you must go enbyboss

[midnight flame]

Where?

[little depot]

Girl boss always ends up with the pilates wife ending tho

[oak magnet]

just be BIG BOSS

[gray kettle]

People - ugh....

Overrated

[blazing maple]

Oh boy I get a pilates wife? awesome

[oak magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[blazing maple]

free wife

[little depot]

comes free with the girl boss package

[copper vapor]

word

[green granite]

I want to see how it feels to date a girl boss

[copper vapor]

fym he's the hardest working man in the entire company

[little depot]

why he sold?

[green granite]

Tomboy mentally unstable emo girl boss?

Huh

[copper vapor]

bro's such an excellent salesman he even sold the world

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/dwarf-man-locked-in-cage-as-if-he-were-a-bird-silly-he-besgs-for-release-with-his-cold-gaze-kawika-gif-1250955108972383055

cuppy rn

[green granite]

Idk if I should ve scared or excited

[copper vapor]

we had someone like that here, years ago

[little depot]

sighhh

[midnight flame]

Tall Fit girl Tomboy that beats me

[little depot]

this conversation was a mistake

[green granite]

You cant just start one, develop it a bit, and call it a mistake

[little depot]

Yeah i can

its called an abortion

[midnight flame]

Mod behaviour

[green granite]

Damn azu is right

[copper vapor]

uh oh

[gray kettle]

Damn

[green granite]

Why is that guy behind so scared

Or worried

[gray kettle]

He is about to get kicked out

[midnight flame]

The text says "legal abortion for those we couldn't"

[little depot]

its the delayed abortion meme

thats his mother

[opal star]

November has been great to racing.

[green granite]

Man

[little depot]

Horse

[green granite]

Why everyone has bunch of weird shitposts in their gallery that I have always been looking for

And I just have a bunch of goon pics

This is not fair

[midnight flame]

That's on you

[little depot]

Why do you just have a bunch of goon pics

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-s4-homelander-cough-disgust-gif-15540398707739933423

[green granite]

Let me be frank

I dont even know

[midnight flame]

I used to have a lot of goon pics

[green granite]

Addiction is crazy

[midnight flame]

But i got bored of it

[midnight flame]

And deleted everything

[little depot]

get a load of this guy

[midnight flame]

Now i only have a lot of horse girls

[green granite]

Must be azu behavior

[hexed kernel]

literally

[green granite]

Uhm very nice

Show me meisho doto

[little depot]

...

[midnight flame]

I also have this

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/back-alley-cut-gif-10565933671368706008

[green granite]

Idk what this means

[gray kettle]

[blazing maple]

sorry that role is taken

[timber oxide]

I didn't spend years on making my collection just to delete it

[little depot]

that fucking horse I hate

[midnight flame]

I infact did spend years making a collection just to delete it

[midnight flame]

I got some peak art there

[timber oxide]

I even have stuff that was removed from the internet

[little depot]

?

[midnight flame]

But now it's gone

[little depot]

bro got them limited time nudes

[timber oxide]

You bet

[midnight flame]

I didn't have nudes

[timber oxide]

No way I'm deleting that

[little depot]

what are they queen elizabeths

[midnight flame]

Only hentai

[little depot]

...

figures

[green granite]

That is so disgusting

Tell me man

[timber oxide]

If I delete that stuff, it may be gone gone

[green granite]

What's the good one

[timber oxide]

As far as I know, I'm the last person who has that stuff

[midnight flame]

Futanari tag

[little depot]

...

[green granite]

Aw hell no

[little depot]

brainfart is that way ladies

[green granite]

Maybe Azu was right

[midnight flame]

You sleeping on peak

[green granite]

Fuck no I aint

[midnight flame]

Fuck yes You are

[midnight flame]

Imagine being heterosexual, You sleeping on 50% of peak porn

[green granite]

Wha

What the hell ate you talking about

[little depot]

this you?

[midnight flame]

Being Bi is the superior sexuality

[little depot]

pan>

[opal star]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i05Uf_QiIzo

[green granite]

I have yet to shoot one

[rocky turtle]

p!gae

[little depot]

at least it doesnt jam every 4th shot

[rocky turtle]

it got removed

[little depot]

you'd know about being gae uh huh

[opal star]

It does.

[rocky turtle]

[midnight flame]

Maybe

[opal star]

It's the same thing as gen V, all of them jam.

[little depot]

oh

oh.

[opal star]

Only the slide and frame have been altered at the smallest scale.

[midnight flame]

Same shit, pan just talks about gender and bi talks about what do You have under your pants but at the end of the day is the same shit

[opal star]

Glock has been doing this for quite a while, gen 4's are just gen 3's, and on it goes.

[midnight flame]

I did what?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-bother-trying-to-escape-ive-attached-a-car-battery-to-your-testicles-gif-21679990

[opal star]

You can't own firearms. Not you.

[little depot]

Whats stopping me

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-iv-niko-bellic-welcome-to-america-america-united-states-gif-22257335

[green granite]

Yourself

[little depot]

Realest shit youve said today

[opal star]

Don't.

[little depot]

maybe you arent a total flop after all

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/roland-popcorn-machine-lobotomy-corporation-lobotomy-ltg-gif-2010054338945665712

[green granite]

Damn

Was gonna say something rude but eh

Its Azu

I'll let it slide

[midnight flame]

I won't

Azu

[green granite]

Im a better man

[midnight flame]

You are bri'ish

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/die-thy-end-is-now-crush-prepare-thyself-weak-gif-4552633330626553298

[green granite]

So they manufacture bus under the name LIM

So what?

Is it like some LIM Bus Company?

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/roland-popcorn-machine-library-of-ruina-gif-22206818

[little depot]

wrong game babe

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

Angela is literally me

i refuse to elaborate

[midnight flame]

Jarvis, tell this people they are the reason the good vibes exist

[little depot]

LMAO SPOTIFY JUST STARTED PLAYING GONE ANGELS

[green granite]

Damn

[little depot]

THEY TOOK HIS ASS

[green granite]

Man got the 2 primary gun fit

[rocky turtle]

GET URSELF A FKN PERFECT BOOK THEN

[green granite]

Clanker?

[little depot]

One day I will send all of offtopic an invitation

it will be a 47 stage reception

[gray kettle]

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/gebura-true-lobotomy-corporation-kali-lobcorp-gif-308240838661197133

[green granite]

Cant believe I cant outweeb Azu

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/binah-runia-punch-library-of-runia-gif-2798842305200502507

[green granite]

Such a shame

[gray kettle]

Outweebing Azu??

[little depot]

pfffft

[midnight flame]

You can outfreak her

[gray kettle]

Impossibru

[little depot]

I dont think he can do that either

[gray kettle]

Yea

[green granite]

Damn man is dropping

[gray kettle]

Also Not likely

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-hatsune-miku-gif-3813270470086993151

[midnight flame]

I could

[little depot]

I got that mesmerizer miku in me

[gray kettle]

Azu reminds me of that one banned user

[gray kettle]

[timber oxide]

Can't outweeb azu, same as nobody can't outstupid you

[green granite]

Subarashi

[midnight flame]

Mesmerizer Miku ain't Even freaked out, she's just brainrotted

[little depot]

fuck ass ai art

[midnight flame]

Delete yourself

[green granite]

Damn

Even you, Brutus?

[little depot]

have you listened to 1800 eat shit

[rocky turtle]

i payed my taxes fuck off

[green granite]

Well

Time to find some weird Isekai anime to watch

[midnight flame]

That's on You for using AI slop

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-tony-soprano-tony-soprano-the-sopranos-sad-yeah-sad-acceptance-gif-14567640609545893366

[green granite]

Hol on

Why uh

Why are you uh

[midnight flame]

Yes

[green granite]

Darker Pigmented now

[olive coral]

soprano gif

one of us

one of us

one of us

[midnight flame]

I blackfaced Ame-chan

[little depot]

...

i dont think its blackface if shes

[timber oxide]

It's called "black"

[little depot]

entirely bblack

shes just filipino dont worry

[green granite]

Jeez thank

[green granite]

What could I have done without ya

[timber oxide]

You can delete yourself without my help

[midnight flame]

Well

[little depot]

I hope its not osaka

is she even banned

[midnight flame]

I african americanized Ame-chan

[green granite]

I should sleep

[midnight flame]

Does that work better?

[green granite]

This is so wacky

[little depot]

you should go to a bar

and black out

so I can steal your gallbladder

[green granite]

Maybe I should get a job

At majestic 13

[gray kettle]

Maybe

Get monni

[little depot]

you should like give me all of your money

[timber oxide]

You meant "dark pigment out", can't say the word "black"

[green granite]

For what?

You gonna buy Arc Raider?

[little depot]

Uhhhh

ill like

give you gifts now and then

[little depot]

maybe even beat you up

[green granite]

Uh

[little depot]

(its called black dark pigment mail)

[green granite]

I dont want my mail comes in black

Make it white envelope or some

[copper vapor]

time for some early gaming

[little depot]

Sure sure

[copper vapor]

cuz work don't wanna work

[little depot]

no work?

ah

[copper vapor]

I do have work but systems are off

[timber oxide]

No work, no money, no bitches, but all the games

[little depot]

i thought u left for work like a few hours ago

[timber oxide]

Sounds familiar

Kinda turkish even

[rocky turtle]

[green granite]

Life without a wok

Is a life not worth living

[copper vapor]

is a life worth living*

work is the enemy

[little depot]

Wok

[green granite]

Without a wok?

Are you insane?

[little depot]

not work

[copper vapor]

u wok m8

is wok that food

[timber oxide]

Imagine life if work wasn't necessary

[little depot]

i toooook the wokkk to poland

[green granite]

Wok is fucking great dude

[copper vapor]

what is wok

[green granite]

Shrimp uses it to fry rice

[copper vapor]

oh that large pan

or whatever

[timber oxide]

You're telling me

[timber oxide]

A shrimp

[gray kettle]

Don't give Azu any ideas

[timber oxide]

Fried this rice

[green granite]

Apartment complex?

I find it quite simple

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-dumb-thought-white-cat-gif-14973170630708462796

[gray kettle]

[little depot]

LMFAO

[timber oxide]

Road work ahead?
I sure fucking hope it does

[rocky turtle]

hi clanker

[timber oxide]

Wood fired pizza?
How is it going to find a job now?

[little depot]

neeed

[gray kettle]

[hexed kernel]

[timber oxide]

I'm disgusted but also impressed

[little depot]

This and a life sized cut out of markiplier and ill be set for life

[green granite]

Uranium fever

[timber oxide]

Yummy radiation

[gray kettle]

Ummmm

Does it have like extra chunks of Uranium

[green granite]

Naw

[gray kettle]

Damn

[little depot]

everything is radioactive

cosmic background radiation my beloved

[green granite]

Yum, lets get some

[hexed kernel]

the existance of radioactivity implies the existance of radiopassivity

[gray kettle]

Laws of Physics are scary

[opal star]

Must be this stuff.

[little depot]

radioquiet is a thing

[green granite]

Science science

[little depot]

Today I realised that a good majority of people are so fucking socially awkward

[green granite]

Arent you among that pop?

[little depot]

like some of yall have the mental capacity of a fucking phone charger

[little depot]

Unfortunately no

[green granite]

Shame

Thats where the fun is

[hexed kernel]

🥺

[little depot]

STOP

[green granite]

I could have sworn there used to be another polish guy here that I used to talk with who was very fucking depress

Its either he left or that guy was Triaqren

[little depot]

that really doesnt narrow it down

[green granite]

Dont remember

[hexed kernel]

alas i'm not polish

[little depot]

Would you like to?

[hexed kernel]

can you become polish?

is that a thing?

[rocky turtle]

[green granite]

Look man everyone in Poland has 5g of cocaine

Fly away alone to the edge of oblivion

[rocky turtle]

@celest plank is that real?

[little depot]

Yeah

[gray kettle]

I have 10 kg of cocaine

[little depot]

poland is a state of mind

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

droon youre unironic one of th ebetter ones

[green granite]

Darkwood

[real aspen]

guh

cut my hand again

[green granite]

Omg its sab

[gray kettle]

Prepare the Kurwa cannon

[green granite]

The brightest mind of this generation

[little depot]

nate hows being old

[real aspen]

almost sliced off a bit of my thumb base

[rocky turtle]

bajo bajo bajo bajo?

[gray kettle]

[green granite]

How old is nate

[gray kettle]

It's okay, I stopped thinking about it

[gray kettle]

Not as old as Ratsu

[little depot]

like how the fuck am I supposed to respond to this

[green granite]

So 49

[gray kettle]

34

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/darwin-darwin-watterson-i'd-be-afraid-i'd-be-scared-darwon-gif-3539010524552064

[green granite]

Damn

[copper vapor]

no hp? no problem

[gray kettle]

With the amount of fat tissue

[green granite]

@copper vapor found your companion

[copper vapor]

[hexed kernel]

tis but a scratch

[gray kettle]

There was a lot of us older folks back then

[little depot]

how are some people here literally nearly double my age

[gray kettle]

Most of them stopped talking here

[green granite]

Arent you like

45 50 something

[little depot]

they fucking died

[green granite]

[gray kettle]

Pfffft baby age

[green granite]

Azu might be youngest

I think

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mr-boss-smiling-friends-mr-boss-smiling-friends-boss-oogly-goo-gif-3090293690467084064

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-created-high-high-in-a-car-propeller-hat-lollipop-gif-3079603108633384522

[gray kettle]

There was a 14yo bro who got banned

[little depot]

rain is still 17 iirc

or maybe just turned 18

[timber oxide]

Wdym, Sound said he's 7

[green granite]

Yeh Prime is double my age

[hexed kernel]

they will start balding and start having back and knee pains sooner though

[green granite]

Damn

Why am I older than some people

Ugh

[little depot]

I alreayd have back pain

[green granite]

Maybe it does make me feel good

Some superiority complex type crap

[little depot]

I wish I was shorter

and had worse genetics

[green granite]

How bad do you want it to be

Jesus

[little depot]

listen

[opal star]

2.43 times.

[timber oxide]

We can swap, I'd like to be taller

[little depot]

id glady lose a few inches for less back pain

[little depot]

sure

[uneven sapphire]

[little depot]

meowru where is ur cap

[green granite]

I thought u are pretty tall

[opal star]

In British king's feet, how tall are you?

[green granite]

Wth

[uneven sapphire]

Idk

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

5 garden gnomes and 10 thumbs

[gray kettle]

So Azu is still smaller than a hobbit

Noted

[green granite]

So

[uneven sapphire]

[gray kettle]

Easier to punt over the fence

[green granite]

Azu is the same type of stand as Star Platinum

[little depot]

yeah im standing at a towering 5'10

menacing i know

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/man-watching-looking-fear-scared-gif-20121830

[uneven sapphire]

Tall ah

[little depot]

im being sarcastic cuppy

[gray kettle]

Majestic

As WuShu from Mulan

[green granite]

Look

I always wish I was 1m8 so I would not sink when I jump into the pool

[little depot]

mulan should have been a twink

[green granite]

5'10 is my wish

[little depot]

you float

[green granite]

That I cant achieve

[little depot]

5'10 isnt 180 cm tho

[gray kettle]

Depends on fat tissue

[little depot]

you all float eventually

[green granite]

Wth its not even 1m8

[gray kettle]

People without fat just drown

[opal star]

6 inches shorter than me, you're still tall in the north eastern hemisphere.

[gray kettle]

Or like barely stay afloat

[green granite]

Huh

[little depot]

No the fuck im not

[green granite]

Ig im just 4cm shorter

[uneven sapphire]

[little depot]

...thats 5.7 foot

not 5 foot and 7 inches

ffs

[hexed kernel]

a gnome, basically

[green granite]

True

[gray kettle]

As long as you don't go under 5'5 it's okay

[green granite]

I need to go to sleep

[little depot]

there are 12 inches ina foot cuppy

[opal star]

Bruh.

[little depot]

incase you didnt know

[green granite]

I am dumbass

[uneven sapphire]

Dwarfmaxxing

[gray kettle]

5'0 people are considered gnomes

[hexed kernel]

i think i'm ~180cm

[green granite]

Damn

[hexed kernel]

183 ? i don't remember

[green granite]

Im even shorter

[uneven sapphire]

180 gang

[little depot]

jeez

bros short short

come ere be my arm rest

[green granite]

Bruh

[real aspen]

damn

[green granite]

Uhm

[real aspen]

cuppy is patable

[green granite]

Maybe not

[gray kettle]

[hexed kernel]

waow new gun

[little depot]

everyone is patable

[green granite]

I have no comment to that

[little depot]

wing span

unless youre like yaoming or wemby

[green granite]

DP12

[olive coral]

same height

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/tokai-teio-uma-musume-anime-funny-guess-who-gif-4074702077992035448

[green granite]

No way

[gray kettle]

DP as DualPump?

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/pineapple-express-seth-rogen-james-franco-danny-mc-bride-gif-8455099

[green granite]

I have nothing else to say to Azu no more

I shall take my steed and leave

[gray kettle]

You mean " a pony"?

[green granite]

Nah

A lexus

[opal star]

Too big.

[green granite]

I dont fucking have money to buy a horse

[green granite]

I'd rather eat a horse ngl

[opal star]

You don't have a grand?

[green granite]

I do not

[opal star]

Or at the very least 500 bucks?

[green granite]

I do not

[gray kettle]

There goes Cupps

[green granite]

I can only spend like

200 bucks a month

[little depot]

Rich person gets shocked at seeing a poor in its natural habitat

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/gandalf-huh-lord-of-the-rings-lotr-smoking-pipe-gif-14027129505337264581

[green granite]

To be fair

I thought this is normal

[little depot]

I thought you didn thave naything to say to me

[green granite]

That was a lie

Here

[opal star]

Well, you'll have 2 grand soon cuppy.

[gray kettle]

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/watermelon-gif-18262587

[timber oxide]

I'm 170

[green granite]

Aint no way you are same height

[little depot]

the average person is poor yes

(2010 stats btw)

[green granite]

I only make 30k a year

[green granite]

I shall remain bitchless

[little depot]

monetary inadequacy has nought to do with your lack of wenches

[opal star]

You can apply for section 8. Ooorah!

[gray kettle]

It's not that bad

[little depot]

Both you and I know that cuppy

[gray kettle]

Your house expenses aren't multiplied fivefold

[green granite]

To be fair

I'd have more than a grand if I didnt spend to set up my plate carrier

[olive coral]

the lion recieves food stamps

[opal star]

To LARP.

[green granite]

Im eating food using military discount

20% is nice

[little depot]

I should be a military spouse so I can shout at waiters

[gray kettle]

Ewww

[green granite]

Hold up

[little depot]

Since I cant qualify for military discount

[green granite]

I have a pic for this

[gray kettle]

The worst kind

[little depot]

Legally im not allowed even tho im techinically

[gray kettle]

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-thank-you-thanks-youre-welcome-thank-you-youre-welcome-gif-13507037457028433257

thank you

thank you

thank you

[olive coral]

@frozen void its spreading

[gray kettle]

Froge

[little depot]

who tf is the orange emoji

[little depot]

oh is you

[green granite]

I FUCKING HATE THAT I KNOW WHERE EXACTLY THIS HALLWAY IS FROM

[little depot]

the fucking shoes

[earnest forge]

I wanted to send somethinf in this channel because im bored

[little depot]

i cant

[opal star]

Once this arrives, it can be yours Cuppy.

[little depot]

uhhh free palpatine

[green granite]

Uh

It'd be nicer if you just give me a UH1 for like

600 dollars less

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-sopranos-sopranos-memes-sopranos-paulie-paulie-sopranos-gif-26161922

[earnest forge]

Why are scopes so expensive

[green granite]

Made for precision

[opal star]

$200 discount for family and friends.

[green granite]

And its circuitry is very expensive

[gray kettle]

How much per kid?

[earnest forge]

I question how absurdly expensive thermal sights must be

[little depot]

laughs in asml

[green granite]

Cheapest is like 900 I think

Which is the holosun

[opal star]

$50.

[earnest forge]

I really want one

[opal star]

Oh boy.

[earnest forge]

Even tho i can't really have guns

[green granite]

Oh heck they are 1882

[earnest forge]

Wait i think i saw an ad for this on tiktok

[green granite]

@opal star can you just sell me Sig Sauer Rangefinder 🥺

The Sig KILO 2900

[little depot]

your eyes are a thermal scope

[green granite]

Anyway

[little depot]

when something is hot it turns redder

so please, sell me your eyes

[green granite]

So it seems like Azu is the same stand as Star Platinum

[opal star]

$250,000 in thermals right here.

[little depot]

more of a sex pistols person ngl

[green granite]

Huh

[earnest forge]

Not that i like did smth bad btw

[green granite]

So you hate number 4

[earnest forge]

Germany

[earnest forge]

Yum

[green granite]

Move to Swiss

[little depot]

i feel concerned by the fact you had to clarify that

[opal star]

What. That's it?

[little depot]

BAHAHAHA

good one

[earnest forge]

I just wanted to clarify its not that im not allowed to own guns but that its hard to own guns here

Impossible for casual ownership

[little depot]

Im not allowed to own guns in the united states

[earnest forge]

You need to either be part of a sports team or actively hunt

[little depot]

:>

[opal star]

Don't worry, i can fix that.

[little depot]

fuck yea

[earnest forge]

Maybe

I do plan to move

Most likely to china tho

[olive coral]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-really-gtfoh-gif-13044903

[little depot]

Why is bro coming here

[olive coral]

cmon man

there are so many better choices

[little depot]

madatory uhhh china bad social credit meme here

something something i forgor

[earnest forge]

But China is looking very nice and i like all the social activities they got

[earnest forge]

😭

[little depot]

Come to china we got copy pasted cyperpunk buildings

[earnest forge]

Night city without the sad

[opal star]

@green granite Take your pick.

[little depot]

id say its night city period

oh and ripper docs are free

but thats the only plus side

[little depot]

give cuppert the third one of your prosthetic limbs

[earnest forge]

Why is there 3 things ontop of that gun

[copper vapor]

these feats are the bane of my existence

[earnest forge]

No 5

[copper vapor]

can't find surveyors
can't find raider caches
and I'm not too squeamish about shooting players, but I CAN'T FIND THEM EITHER

[earnest forge]

But 3
Sights?

[opal star]

It's holding up a taxidermy atm. No.

[little depot]

i can hold it for you

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-dexter-morgan-michael-c-hall-nod-nodding-gif-4535641

[earnest forge]

Everything is affordable wich is very nice

[little depot]

that much is true

[arctic flicker]

the paradox of getting things when you need em vs when you don't

[little depot]

purchasing power parity my beloved

but tbh theresnot much to do where i live other than going biking climbing bars or clubbing

go to one of the fun cities

[opal star]

This is so much better.

[little depot]

not the corpo dystoian ones

[copper vapor]

exactly

[earnest forge]

I saw one video of a city being full of like social places

Like one place was like a big room where you can play pool with people

[little depot]

found the average redditor

[earnest forge]

Reddit is so ass

[little depot]

ive been to one of those with my friends in highschool

lowkey smelled too much like smoke

[earnest forge]

It could have the nicest user base ever i still wouldn't use it

[little depot]

i have a very senstive smell so i got the fuck out

[earnest forge]

Just the way its designed is pure ass

[opal star]

Tactikool.

[earnest forge]

My nose is useless so ill be fine

[little depot]

pfffft

[opal star]

You would've loved this.

[gray kettle]

[earnest forge]

I really need guns

[little depot]

i lowkey ate something like this last tuesday

[earnest forge]

I don't think its even possible to get the guns i want in germany even if I joined a sports team

[opal star]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj4DCxY5KqY

[earnest forge]

The german gov would problaby beat me with hammers if i tried to import an aks74u or smtj

[gray kettle]

Ask for kar98

[little depot]

the german government beat me to death when i tried to buy a crossbow online

[earnest forge]

They would do that

[opal star]

Why import. Drop your grandfathers will on some German hunting rifles.

[earnest forge]

I don't wanna hold an evil rifle

[little depot]

what if grandfather still alive

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-santa-gun-shooting-girl-gif-4238012825966907041

[little depot]

they deported me to thhe netherlands after that

(not really but kinda)

[hexed kernel]

[little depot]

trianq