╟❓general-offtopic

[turbid shuttle]

I just stated you were bald

[oblique belfry]

not literally

stating i mean

[snow tapir]

"bullying"

[turbid shuttle]

[copper vapor]

that's a... bald statement

[turbid shuttle]

[oblique belfry]

im gonna kos mbo if i find him ingame

[snow tapir]

you gonna do what?

[sour rivet]

im making everyone bald

[copper vapor]

does trial progress count even if you die?

[snow tapir]

you are a coward arent you

[sour rivet]

no

[oblique belfry]

no

[copper vapor]

ugh

time to rat it out to the extract then

[oblique belfry]

i wish it did for hard ones

like queen

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

holy shit

wtf

[copper vapor]

trench @ spaceport

like ratdad said

lotta great mullein

and I do mean a lot

[oblique belfry]

lemme try some

[snow tapir]

what are those screenshots

what is that game

[oblique belfry]

Arc raiders

[snow tapir]

sounds disgusting

[oblique belfry]

YOU'RE DISGUSTING

SHOO

[copper vapor]

guh

stuck between a leaper and a rocketeer

[snow tapir]

maybe

[hexed kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-low-rank-low-rank-rankism-shut-up-i-have-a-higher-rank-than-you-shut-up-gif-21516126

[snow tapir]

or what

or else what

[copper vapor]

there's a probe right next to the leaper 😭

[sour rivet]

you're white
you're unknown
i do not vibe with you
kill yourself

[snow tapir]

talking to "no hope for my curly ass" guy

[green granite]

Josta's alt?

[sour rivet]

josta/lyming joint account

[oblique belfry]

could be spicy too

[snow tapir]

no idea who josta is

[hexed kernel]

[sour rivet]

pinthis

[snow tapir]

I lack the context, eh

@sour rivet explain

[copper vapor]

bird being racist

[sour rivet]

im not bird

[copper vapor]

yo

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/arg-king-gg-you-are-gif-5974479106859629667

[oblique belfry]

time to try out spaceport night raid with warehouse key

a g a i n

[proven tundra]

poggies

[oblique belfry]

hopefully without being killed this time

[proven tundra]

I belive in you

[sour rivet]

sniper on the tower

[oblique belfry]

[snow tapir]

i was expecting some fun chat in here.. this is dissapointing

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck can people see perfectly in the night btw

[oblique belfry]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[copper vapor]

zamn

I still can't find cooling fans for stage 2

I search every puter I find

only batteries and wires

[oblique belfry]

a g a i n .

this fucking game

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-rivals-winter-soldier-bucky-rivals-marvel-rivals-meme-gif-10228106860877527916

[proven tundra]

ah crap

[timber oxide]

Hey everyone, remember when Birb was white and how much cooler he was back then?

[sour rivet]

remember when pyr was dead

[timber oxide]

Who said I'm not

https://tenor.com/view/electro-kingdom-black-magic-gif-19337815

[snow tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sydney-sweeney-stare-contempt-interview-gif-2772135142217498059

@sour rivet

[proven tundra]

this is gonna take a loooonnnnnng time

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1244341856733630554/ultrasfx2.mp4?ex=691cad29&is=691b5ba9&hm=a8ffecbdf54002a20a092dac3f35b3d5686503b730568f86f2278ec87e16ed1e&

[timber oxide]

Oh so that's why she appears in CoD, it all makes sense now

[timid hollow]

IT BOOTS

[copper vapor]

BOOTS
BOOTS
BOOTS
BOOTS
MOVING UP AND DOWN AGAIN

[timber oxide]

HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE WARZONE

[timid hollow]

guerilla must sue activison

[quiet abyss]

wait what is this

give

[timid hollow]

secret

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet how should I name my fox

[sour rivet]

i unno

miles

[timber oxide]

It's a she

[sour rivet]

shi

uhhh

[timber oxide]

Fair enough

[timid hollow]

sabrina

[timber oxide]

Hold up lemme see if I didn't use that name before

[sour rivet]

shifu

[timid hollow]

magdalena

[sour rivet]

sea food

[timid hollow]

mulan

[runic condor]

hello guys

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1315745221413175389/ezgif-7-dfcadfbc5c.gif

[copper vapor]

time for more night raiding

[runic condor]

thank you

[copper vapor]

YEAH BITCH

MAGNETS

[sour rivet]

yror welc

[runic condor]

i needed that

my head was killing me

[heavy junco]

jedse

we have to conk

[copper vapor]

ofc I spawn far from my obj

hope I find a probe or two on the way

[timber oxide]

Thanks for suggestions, they helped me realize that I'm not the only one who sucks at names

[copper vapor]

this was kinda glorpshit

no probes, no enemies, no players

map is empty

[sour rivet]

if im naming something 9/10 im pullinh shit from the greek pantheon

[copper vapor]

damn a probe just landed

@oblique belfry 1 intact probe does not count 3 times

got the same as when I looted a crashed probe

glorpshit

so... gotta get 3 probes regardless of their state

(in a major event map)

[oblique belfry]

holy shit i hate rocketeers

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

another fucking aggro'd to me from like 200m

i had to solo fight it

IN A PLANE CRASH TRASH THINGY

ON THE RIVER AT SPACEPORT

thankfully i now know how to dodge rockets now

:)

also 1 guy apparently watched my fucking fight

when i killed the rocketeer bro just came up to me saying "damn nice job"

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

he did a fucking villain ahh entry

thankfully helped me evac though

escorted me

also @copper vapor idk all i did was loot 2 probes with 6 of its compartments and i got 2 star

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/compartilhou-codmobile-gif-20291432

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

type shit

[oblique belfry]

bruh

oh well i got a mk3 bp now ig

[sour rivet]

shit looks like i GOTTA do em

[oblique belfry]

not guaranteed though

[spring pagoda]

Le LONG arms

[sour rivet]

from what i've seen it is

same rewards

[oblique belfry]

maybe the last reward

because my reward 2 gave me material this time

instead of bp

but reward 3 gave me bp

so who knows

[sour rivet]

2 star on harvest plant?

[oblique belfry]

on probe trials i got bp from trials 2

[oblique belfry]

3

[sour rivet]

.

[oblique belfry]

could be

also

[copper vapor]

yea like I said I got 1334 from 1 crashed probe and in another run I got 1334 from 1 intact probe. So if the probes are intact or not, doesn't matter

[oblique belfry]

i just fucking harvested 6-7 mulleins

and got 3 star

[oblique belfry]

is it in night raid

[copper vapor]

yea

[oblique belfry]

odd

[copper vapor]

hit 3 different probes and bingo

[timber oxide]

I'm not very creative myself

[oblique belfry]

in that case 1 crashed probe = 3 live probes has the same points

[sour rivet]

pok

mon

[timber oxide]

poke a man

[oblique belfry]

collect my balls

i fucking did 1.6k damage to rocketeer

all by myself

[timber oxide]

hold up lemme check them up first

[turbid shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085744834163261441/1208275334454317057/attachment.gif

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

that's enough for one night

fuckkkk

[timber oxide]

Doge I found this in your balls

[oblique belfry]

time to spend all those money

[oblique belfry]

my balls

[timber oxide]

Oh those are your balls

I collected them

[copper vapor]

streamer luck holy shit

[timber oxide]

Here you go

[proven tundra]

I've been rocking this the last few matches

[oblique belfry]

do i go survival or go for breach

[proven tundra]

Think I prefer the old dad look tho

[zealous depot]

Zomboiding tonight

[proven tundra]

I did

[timber oxide]

Do you prefer the old dad look cause you're an old dad?

[zealous depot]

I got like 5 extra locations added

[proven tundra]

...
Yes

[oblique belfry]

i feel like breach speed is more important

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

for probes n whatnot

[timber oxide]

[oblique belfry]

but i also need to open the 1st skills in survival tree

[quiet abyss]

when you had the green on with no hat, you looked like a side character from s2

[proven tundra]

I did 3 in breach

goes pretty fast

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

hmm

[timber oxide]

I'm simulating living in Fr*nce

[zealous depot]

I need a frosty name for this frosty playthrough

Gimme some IDEAS

[wild vortex]

friend gifted me arc raiders

[oblique belfry]

guess ill do the same

[wild vortex]

lets get ts going

[vital venture]

I need to get Arc raiders but I genuinely dont wanna spend 40 on a game I might not play even if I refund it

[oblique belfry]

JOIN USSS

[wild vortex]

i would LOVE too

[proven tundra]

100% worth the money

[wild vortex]

download rn

[proven tundra]

imo

I don't like extraction shooters but I'm loving arc

[zealous depot]

I have yet to join

[oblique belfry]

wait a minute

[vital venture]

didnt like it during the test but I wanna give it another shot

[oblique belfry]

how much weight does this lower

[wild vortex]

1/5

[vital venture]

cause the main reason I didnt like it was cause I felt like I was holding my friends hand

[wild vortex]

obviously

[oblique belfry]

no thats

HAHHA

bruh

caught me off guard

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

thats the amount of skill points

[zealous depot]

What if it isn't tho

[oblique belfry]

taco go buy the game

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

two probes side by side

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-no-money-empty-wallet-gif-10670836

[copper vapor]

but only 1x

not gonna bother

[oblique belfry]

what does this mean btw

do you like get metal parts

when you breach or smth

[copper vapor]

probably?

[zealous depot]

I am currently ultra my killing

Listening to the soundtrack

[oblique belfry]

YOU CAN PERFORM A RECOVERY ROLL ?

bruh

[zealous depot]

Yeah

I knew this and I don't even play the game

[oblique belfry]

wtf

to be fair i never even jump down from high places

[copper vapor]

from that hidey hole inside the highway bridge you can fall and recovery roll to take zero damage

[oblique belfry]

really ?

huh.

[copper vapor]

ya

[oblique belfry]

do you just press dodge button

[zealous depot]

Tbf. I see people only do it when I'm watching shorts of people jumping on drones and slapping a mine on the side of that sum bitch

[oblique belfry]

when you are about to touch the ground

[copper vapor]

I haven't gotten the hang of it yet but yeah that's the sum of it

[oblique belfry]

unbelievable

another slight thing that game does not tell you about

but is actually good

[proven tundra]

I think it does at some point

or else I would have never figured it out

[zealous depot]

I knew doge was a shitter, but man

[proven tundra]

because no one told me

[oblique belfry]

it didnt in tutorial

[proven tundra]

maybe it was because I looked at the skill tree then

[oblique belfry]

bro i didn't know how to dodge or change my camera angles because game didnt tell me

i found out about em both after going into keybinds

[zealous depot]

Doge has been raw dogging the game this whole time

[proven tundra]

amazing

[oblique belfry]

but they are not important

whats more important is the push to talk button

[hexed kernel]

tutorials are for pussies

[oblique belfry]

i swear to god i've never seen a "pvp" game this friendly

[timber oxide]

Finally
I have finished my voting for slop of the year

[oblique belfry]

its whimsical

[zealous depot]

Will this new found information help doge and increase his odds of surviving

[proven tundra]

almost done the deck as well

[oblique belfry]

took you what 8 hours ?

[proven tundra]

I don't really like the ryder stuff so I left it for last

[timber oxide]

I decided to take a break because their site is shit

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

And even now it still got 404'd

[proven tundra]

and mullet

[copper vapor]

the collection grows

[timber oxide]

Duck

[copper vapor]

by order of the peaky blinders

[timber oxide]

Fuck

[oblique belfry]

how are yall keep finding ducks

[zealous depot]

Duck

[oblique belfry]

also what do you do with em

[zealous depot]

Duck

[timber oxide]

You fu-

[copper vapor]

do not fuck the duck

[proven tundra]

TOP TEN

wtf

[zealous depot]

The furry channel is that way #💣tarkov-released

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

oh shit

we got a professional arc'er

[copper vapor]

must be based on region

[zealous depot]

Doge plays too much

[timber oxide]

Nah man, I cannot join a furry channel when I'm currently playing through 2 pokemon games

[wild vortex]

damn im arced rn

[oblique belfry]

ME ???

ME ?

[proven tundra]

ye

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

go talk to sturm now

[blazing maple]

residential

[proven tundra]

It's definitely seperated by region or some other group

[zealous depot]

what if I don't

[zealous depot]

And i just run with this narrative

[wild vortex]

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

WAIT PLAYED RECENTLY?!

[zealous depot]

Doesn't the recently refresh every week?

[oblique belfry]

mf

2 WEEKS

[wild vortex]

mf

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna Arc it when y'all stop arcing it

[quiet abyss]

looks kinda like an old ass version of richter

[zealous depot]

It'll just make us all return to it, and sturm will probably have a seizure

[proven tundra]

hmm need tryhard 1 to get the backpack

[wild vortex]

got me a ducky

[timber oxide]

I'm not Doge, I won't turn offtopic into my gaming diary

[copper vapor]

CIA spy squat

[sour rivet]

tryhard smh

[copper vapor]

how do you check the ranks

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[timber oxide]

Sam is a sweat confirmed

[sour rivet]

less hours tgham me

[copper vapor]

oh found it

[oblique belfry]

....skil-

🛌

[timber oxide]

Imma go craft my mine

[sour rivet]

more like "i care not for these trials most of the time"

[pure compass]

wtf

where's frieren bomnis

[oblique belfry]

i just unlocked them sooo

[proven tundra]

I don't either, it just happens

[copper vapor]

sounds like an excuse a skill issue guy would say

[timber oxide]

Unless some american asks me to field their battle

[copper vapor]

[hexed kernel]

default skin looking ass

[sour rivet]

whatver bro
spray bottle

[proven tundra]

catching up to sturm

someday

[pure compass]

inb4 "wait until january"

[oblique belfry]

today i've witnessed sentinel for the first time

fucker does not miss at all

[proven tundra]

rude

[oblique belfry]

but has a huge windup

soo

tried to fight a bombardier in buried city

how the fuck do you kill it

[copper vapor]

I saw a sentinel from afar

and got a firing core from a probe

[oblique belfry]

i hit his weakpoint in the leg

"muh yellow paint"

[copper vapor]

first time I get any intact thing from sentinel

[oblique belfry]

and it did jackshit

[blazing maple]

the butthole is the weakspot

[oblique belfry]

wasted my 60 heavy ammo

[copper vapor]

well it'll only break the leg, smartass

[blazing maple]

breaking the legs stunlocks it for a bit

hit the kneecaps

[oblique belfry]

Ah

[blazing maple]

you kneecap then shoot the battery on the ass

nukes it

or spam nades

[copper vapor]

also makes it turn slower so you can run around to its back and THEN you can kill it

[oblique belfry]

didnt know they were used to just stunlock it

[blazing maple]

take advice from me kid and you'll go far

[sour rivet]

Or do what we did and just shoot the shit outta it

[oblique belfry]

so what do i just break 1 knee then run around to his back ?

[blazing maple]

I'm the pro here

[blazing maple]

you threw a wolfpack at it my guy

[copper vapor]

1 or maybe more

to slow it down enough

[blazing maple]

I threw a fire at it

[copper vapor]

or ya know

use nades

heavy ammo guns

[oblique belfry]

had only one

[sour rivet]

Wait what enemy are we talking about

[timber oxide]

No, you're the cow

[copper vapor]

bombardier is actually not that armored

[oblique belfry]

used ferro with 60 boolets

[blazing maple]

pro cow

[oblique belfry]

the fuck

[copper vapor]

bombardier

[timber oxide]

A gun with one boolet

[blazing maple]

imagine a cow on a skateboard

[sour rivet]

I was thinking of the bastian

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

like i've said

[copper vapor]

sebastian is the one with the HMG

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/letsride-letsgo-ride-happy-buffalo-gif-20763319

[sour rivet]

Anyway sam don wanna play wit me so im KILLING her come first light

[oblique belfry]

i just used the same logic as drones

"if i break leg it will fall "

[blazing maple]

both have the same weakness which is shoot the anus

but bombadier has less armor so you can magdump with less pen weapons

[copper vapor]

only if you break all legs... or almost all

[timber oxide]

We can field the battle

[oblique belfry]

HOW THE FUCK DID HE NOT DIE THEN

[timid hollow]

i share the same weakness

[oblique belfry]

i guess legs are not good for damaging

[timid hollow]

im a robot

[blazing maple]

the harvest plants challenge seems pretty easy

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

just go to the swamp on dam

[sour rivet]

Not feeling field today
It was either arc or install game

[oblique belfry]

oh lmao

[timber oxide]

Ok

So minecraft it is

[sour rivet]

Not ok

[timber oxide]

VERY OK

[sour rivet]

Or spaceport

[oblique belfry]

birb refuses to play mc

[blazing maple]

Artur morgan I hab a plan

[oblique belfry]

wtf

who you hunting

[blazing maple]

yeah but the moss on the water collectors is like... everywhere

[oblique belfry]

ALSO GIVE ME THOSE SNITCH DRIVERS

PLEASEEE

[blazing maple]

Big game

[sour rivet]

Smh sam you jus said you wasn't gonna play

[oblique belfry]

for some fucking reason i cannot find snitches

and when i do

i cannot loot em cuz im being fucked by others

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna fuck around the server for so long it will look like an ancient civilization used to live there when someone finally joins

[static axle]

@oblique belfry wanna see a magic trick?

[oblique belfry]

a

[static axle]

Money

[sour rivet]

Fuck em first

[oblique belfry]

are you fucking gambling

[static axle]

Ofc

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

win big

OR ELSE

[oblique belfry]

GOLD GOLD GOLD

[blazing maple]

hey look guys it iedy

hi iedy

[static axle]

That alone paid back all the eft upgrades, trianqs bf6, and unos remnant 2 copy

[oblique belfry]

goddamn

does celeste change its items btw ?

or is it the same always

just refreshes stock

[static axle]

Anyways back to trying to drop the big bonus game

[oblique belfry]

win some moar

damn

[blazing maple]

same

[oblique belfry]

bummer

[proven tundra]

You unlock more as you get more levels

Or at least you do with the other vendors

[sour rivet]

Shops don't really change all that much

[oblique belfry]

yeah i know that but i just needed laboratory reagents

thought maybe celeste had some but nope

[proven tundra]

Pharmacy in Buried City has some

[oblique belfry]

dude wy is it so fucking hard for me to get fireball burners

everytime i get 1 burner

i die or have to drop it

[proven tundra]

Shove it up your prison wallet

[oblique belfry]

[wild vortex]

whos tree can i copy

[proven tundra]

Just take all the stamina ones first

Marathon runner and the other one

[wild vortex]

thank you ratsujiro

[timid hollow]

its time

to project my wings man

ah fuck no i wanted to smoke first brb

[oblique belfry]

marathon runner is a must

as 1st skill

do that first

[proven tundra]

You want to run as much as possible lol

[little depot]

finally

i have become

[proven tundra]

And as far as possible

[little depot]

trackpad nunu

[oblique belfry]

yeah

go max stamine afterwards

if you think you are fine on stamina go for in-round crafting 2nd

but i doubt it

[little depot]

who tf is this closeted lesbian in my steam friend

[oblique belfry]

wot

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

who tf is this

4 mutual friends

[oblique belfry]

while trying to look at sam's profile i've accidentally discovered she has 2.6k hours in warframe

[green granite]

Azu is having lesbian moment again it seems

[little depot]

Im over women

I like men now

🚬

[sour rivet]

well i dont like you

[copper vapor]

I'm finding more and more ppl speaking english in recent runs

am I being rerouted to NA

is the game dead

[little depot]

the great british invasion of arc raidia

[oblique belfry]

5 am moment

[little depot]

I know 7 men and youre 0.3 of em

[copper vapor]

it's not 5am here

[green granite]

Bi now I see

[static axle]

Did no get it but its there. Waiting for me, menacingly

[little depot]

I was always pan

[green granite]

Look what society did to Azu

[green granite]

Pan

Uh

[little depot]

yep

i love pancakes

hot cakes too

[green granite]

I never know you are interested in frying pans

What a weird orientation

[little depot]

you dont like pan cakes?

[sour rivet]

i like potcakes

[static axle]

Ive won enough, secondary plant operator has lost 2k trying to activate the special bonus tonight

[little depot]

and here I thought we were friends

💔

I see how it is

[static axle]

I mean it will payout heavy if you get it, but the thing is, you have to get it

[oblique belfry]

1 min into the run btw

[little depot]

i just did this fight

like 2 days ago

its so fucking peak

[static axle]

Shit, i thought you were a pot

[little depot]

i love fishmael

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

Im only slightly related to pol pot

[green granite]

I prefer waffles

[little depot]

See this is why no one dates you

[green granite]

Are you the first one then?

[hexed kernel]

are they fucking blind????

[timid hollow]

NOW

ITS TIME

TO PROJECT MY WINGS MAN

[little depot]

are you... asking me out again?

[timid hollow]

aircraft has taken damage

[static axle]

Linganguliguliguliguacha! Lingangu, Lingangu

[static axle]

Yes

[green granite]

No

[little depot]

Phew

thank god

[timid hollow]

there are civilians in this mission

[green granite]

Its up to intepretation

[timid hollow]

its over

i have to retry when i do a warcrime

[little depot]

or else youd be under group chat council review

[green granite]

Damn

[blazing maple]

flop alt account

[little depot]

just be ww2 japan

[green granite]

To be fair

Atleast its not yelp review

[little depot]

The evil homophobic cow

[green granite]

So i can breathe easier

[sour rivet]

the homosexual cow that is homophobic

[little depot]

the republican play book

[green granite]

I still cant believe Birb is a tower tall

Its hard to imagine

[little depot]

6 feet isnt tall

idk what to tell you

[verbal gate]

I can't believe they would do this

[green granite]

For a dude who is only 5'7 it is god damn tall

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry this will be my mindset now

[little depot]

thats like

2 tequilas in difference in height

youll be fin

[copper vapor]

let's see how long that mindset lasts

[verbal gate]

You'll be fin

[green granite]

I'll be fin

[little depot]

You know what imma be nice today

im running low on karma

[green granite]

Thats quite a development

[timid hollow]

i literally was 30s ingame

[timid hollow]

@marsh cargo

[verbal gate]

I forgot that PW has no checkpoints lmao

[timid hollow]

thats okay so far

but civilians are meh

[little depot]

being a miserable asshole is like 40% of my personality

[green granite]

I dont think you are qualified as miserable asshole

[sour rivet]

gentlemen

i have a bomb

[green granite]

Ya kno compared to @quiet abyss you are hella tame

[little depot]

How so?

[verbal gate]

I love how Prez does this while the Mission Failed overlay is on lmao

[turbid shuttle]

Wife made Baklava

[sour rivet]

she is a good girl she wouldnt be the reason it failed

[turbid shuttle]

Using my mothers recipe as well

[copper vapor]

when will wife make balaclava

[green granite]

Balkan state

[copper vapor]

bogos bate?

[sour rivet]

photos printed?

[copper vapor]

yea dead game it seems

[turbid shuttle]

Sex?

[copper vapor]

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sex-gif-5959961936650894520

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2heavy-pootis-sex-now-travis-touchdown-meme-gif-24958337

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-teto-kasane-teto-pear-miku-and-teto-neru-gif-13003196554198106900

[copper vapor]

"matchmaking has failed"

yea dead game

[sour rivet]

fuck it if i cant kidnap one friend i'll kidnap another
@oblique belfry enter my duo
help complete my trials

[copper vapor]

it ded

[little depot]

does arc raiders have a PVE

[sour rivet]

no

[little depot]

boring

does it have a 15 dollar deluxe edition

[green granite]

Join Tarkov game
You are disconnected from match
Didnt even get in game
Lost all gear
Cant even reconnect

Good time

[sour rivet]

20

[little depot]

...

now we're talking

im getting it this weekend

[sour rivet]

buy it for me

[little depot]

dont you have it?

[sour rivet]

not the deluxe

[little depot]

lemme try gifting it

[sour rivet]

wont work
regional pricing

[green granite]

Azu can you buy me Golden Eagle in Warthunder 🥺

[midnight flame]

Skibidi

[midnight flame]

This is bullshit

[sour rivet]

the only solution is steam card

[little depot]

yeah but thats like

still so much more expensive

[sour rivet]

yeah

[turbid shuttle]

https://youtu.be/QmpXxMto50k?si=0wD_1ohW6pPNwfzx

[little depot]

birb just move to my house

[midnight flame]

Literally nobody can gift me anything because of regional prices

[little depot]

i got two spare rooms

[sour rivet]

where are you located

[midnight flame]

That's the curse of Silksong for 7$

[little depot]

if you play arc raiders with me

[midnight flame]

Venezuela

[turbid shuttle]

Bulgaria

[sour rivet]

what country
what government situation
what currency
what economy

[little depot]

?

[oblique belfry]

OAIDNJGLKAJDNGLADJGNKLADJGNALDJNG

[little depot]

fed spotted

[oblique belfry]

PLEASE

[turbid shuttle]

Azu is from france

[blazing maple]

Better than yours
Better than yours
Better than yours
Better than yours

apply today

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flop-flopping-rotate-rotating-gif-4925774148619450231

[sour rivet]

fuck you
fuck you
im sad
please get me out of here

[little depot]

the usd is a good currency tho

unfortunately

[turbid shuttle]

[little depot]

You could literally call me slurs and id be fine but this is too far.

[midnight flame]

Venezuela
Socialist dictatorship
VES (might as well Say just paper since we got the biggest inflation rate of the world right now)
Socialist dictatorship

[verbal gate]

I somehow managed to fucking get both of my wrists fucked up by simply sleeping with a weighted blanket, wtf

[oblique belfry]

i fucking despise rocketeer

[sour rivet]

did u see my pg

[oblique belfry]

sure ig but cant talk that often

during fights mayhaps

[green granite]

Ugh

[sour rivet]

we survived withs pings on fortnite
we can do it here

[green granite]

PvP slop

Aight how much is it

[oblique belfry]

it had ingame chat though

[sour rivet]

duos ended with samantha now doge is my partner

[little depot]

Im literally convinced the psuv literally just wants venesualans to suffer

[oblique belfry]

im doing freeloadout btw

[little depot]

Divorce

[green granite]

40 Dollars Dollars????

God daym

[sour rivet]

duos ended with doge now samantha is my partner

[little depot]

10 bucks for me

[green granite]

How

[oblique belfry]

dude i was trying to get raider caches

[sour rivet]

ye ye

[little depot]

CNY Sweep

[oblique belfry]

but 1. i got spawncamped TWICE

[green granite]

Wtf

[blazing maple]

full of evil unfortunately

[oblique belfry]

2. got bullied by rocketeers T W I C E

[blazing maple]

you lose 0.01% of soul with each purchase

[little depot]

god i love it when my government makes everything cheap at the cost of social credit memes

and ramming filipino boats and then exploding

[sour rivet]

currency? fine
econony? bad

i asked my dad how much bread is now in florida compared ot georgia

fuckin 5 dolla difference

[midnight flame]

The owners of mines and oil plants actually use child labor and basically just slavery, our leaders are narcos, wardogs and basically just bad people in general

[oblique belfry]

same case here

[sour rivet]

oh no

im on sams level

[little depot]

average bolivarian experience

[sour rivet]

i need to kill myself

[oblique belfry]

in Antalya 1 bread is like 20 liras while here its 12.50

[oblique belfry]

you've became the very thing you swore to destroy

[sour rivet]

why is my game preloading shaders again

THIS MF NOT USING PUSH TO TALK

[green granite]

Well

[little depot]

wait hellion is goated wtf

[sour rivet]

I GOTTA HEAR C L I C K I N

[green granite]

Time to stick with Tarkov for the time being

[little depot]

fuck you

[oblique belfry]

this mf istg

EVERYGAME

EVERY GAME

[little depot]

no one ever wants to play video games with me

[midnight flame]

It's okay we got used to it, fun fact on some places with big gold mines people actually use gold as a exchange method rather than VES

[sour rivet]

its just your mic really likes picking everything up

[oblique belfry]

WHY DO THEY MAKE PARTY CHAT OPEN MIC

[oblique belfry]

i know

thats why i always use push to talk

[timid hollow]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I USED MULTILOCKS ON ENEMY ACWS AND BEHIND HIM WAS A CIVIE

[sour rivet]

not ur fault homie

[green granite]

Look

[sour rivet]

<3

[green granite]

It had PvE

[oblique belfry]

i know

[sour rivet]

it just fucks with my tism brain

[green granite]

Its already an up for me

[timid hollow]

MOTHERFCUKER USING HUMAN SHIELDS

[little depot]

cupper

youre dead to me

[oblique belfry]

its still frustrating that every game makes party mic open

[green granite]

Wth

[oblique belfry]

while ingame mic is push

[little depot]

dont talk to me or my son ever again

[green granite]

Your son?

You mean @oblique belfry?

[midnight flame]

Damn Arc Raiders is 40$ for me

[oblique belfry]

wot

[sour rivet]

same

[oblique belfry]

same

[little depot]

what

[sour rivet]

alright sooooo
what trial shall we do first

[oblique belfry]

im a free loadout servent

i follow thy

[sour rivet]

plants

[green granite]

Ok I dont have money fot Arc

Ahhh

Its 40 robux

[sour rivet]

this poor fucking woman

[copper vapor]

2x and still takes forever

[midnight flame]

It's unexpected for me since most games have regional prices, we got Silksong for 7$

[oblique belfry]

join us

[green granite]

And idk if I would play it a lot considered I havent even touched Hunt Showdown for like

[little depot]

no disrespect to doge but like id have an abortion if he was my child

[green granite]

60 years now

[green granite]

Damn

[oblique belfry]

oh wait you are still ingame

nvm

[green granite]

Thats rough buddy

[copper vapor]

is group progress shared?

[oblique belfry]

also also nvm

it just changed

[sour rivet]

yes

[oblique belfry]

yes

[green granite]

My life is miserable

[oblique belfry]

-# according to birb

[green granite]

Time to buy some Chobani flips

[copper vapor]

one sec

[oblique belfry]

so if i collect plant

does it count for u as well

[sour rivet]

ok with that one idk

but damaging and shit counts

[little depot]

okay I lied aparently exchange rate went up

[oblique belfry]

ah good

[little depot]

its around 28 usd for me

[copper vapor]

k invite me

[little depot]

glory to the usd

[hexed kernel]

can any of you battlefielders explain why would i ever want to turn the laser off?

[copper vapor]

imma go free

[little depot]

lag

[oblique belfry]

look at this team. We're gonna do great
-lucio

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/affirm-affirm-yes-stroke-nonchalant-gif-5904042378444838458

[sour rivet]

why do you do this to yourself

[little depot]

why are your graphics so fucked

[sour rivet]

its like the worst time to play

[blazing maple]

I'm #horny

[oblique belfry]

is that even a question azu

"why is your graphics so low"

to me

[midnight flame]

Yes

[little depot]

No its an reminder of your circumstances

[sour rivet]

then jack off to skull merchant on r34 like a normal person??

[oblique belfry]

well get used to this then

FUCK OFF

because i already know

[blazing maple]

good grief

[sour rivet]

go play adiris

[copper vapor]

I'm ready to fail epically

[little depot]

its fine im playing on my work laptop

at 120 fps

[blazing maple]

why don't you play with my nuts

[midnight flame]

Cries on RX580

[sour rivet]

if you insist

[blazing maple]

springtrap said that once

[little depot]

wait homosexuals are canon?

[blazing maple]

gang

wait I have an idea

[sour rivet]

oh no

[blazing maple]

GANG GANG GANG GANG

[sour rivet]

anyway i hope you dont feel like killing yourself

[green granite]

Not w red no

[sour rivet]

hav fun samfie

[green granite]

If you want to be stealthy then green lasers can be turned off since ppl will see you like

3 miles away

[sour rivet]

isnt he uh

[sour rivet]

borke

[heavy junco]

Floating Organ Woman

[little depot]

chat am I fucked

[copper vapor]

water facility is close to swamps at least

[oblique belfry]

still spawn campers

[copper vapor]

hewegoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[oblique belfry]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

OOOOOOOOO

[little depot]

how do you even spawn camp in this game

[zealous depot]

What's going on

Why is mbo freaking out

[sour rivet]

we're raiding eeachother

[oblique belfry]

you spawn literally next to people looting the location

you can spawn on one of the locations

[little depot]

they're raiding each others arcs

[sour rivet]

DOGE LOAD

[oblique belfry]

trio

[oblique belfry]

STFU

[blazing maple]

he's always got that shit on

[zealous depot]

Why, arcing together I see how it is

[timid hollow]

I FLEW MY PLANE STRAIGTH INTO THE EXPLODING TARGET

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hexed kernel]

ohh so that's what those green and red orbs were lmao

[green granite]

Red one is only from Laser Des

If you see a bright red orb on your screen, congrat, you just got painted for everyone to see

[little depot]

pretty sure the red laser also lags you

if you have a shit pc

[ocean shoal]

For some reason winpinator won’t let me transfer gamma from my desktop to my handheld

Error

I was able to transfer anomoly

[hexed kernel]

my bf1 ass is not used to all this advanced tech

[little depot]

wrong channel babe

[hexed kernel]

give me a bayonet please

[ocean shoal]

I was able to transfer a 65gig version of dl2 but

[little depot]

wait

did you say winpinaotr

[ocean shoal]

Oui

[little depot]

WHY

[ocean shoal]

However you spell it

What else could I use

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

Its pretty much the same

Just 2x more effective

[oblique belfry]

aint no way

[turbid shuttle]

POV: Cali

[little depot]

synthing

[sour rivet]

prithee

prithee

[oblique belfry]

NIET

[ocean shoal]

Is arc good

Considering getting

[little depot]

One californian gets employed everything you say this

[sour rivet]

2 more i think

[timid hollow]

just destroyed 4 planes with one multilock barrage

im happy again

[ocean shoal]

Syncthing?

[turbid shuttle]

Pretty sure cali is more expensive to live in the Alaska and we have to import pretty much everything

[blazing maple]

stash that shit in your pocket NOW

[sour rivet]

free loadout

[oblique belfry]

free loadout

[little depot]

because they have a higher income?

😭

[blazing maple]

extract NOW!!!!!

[sour rivet]

no

[little depot]

things are more expensive where people make more money

[little depot]

better alternative to warpinator

or winpinator in this case

[copper vapor]

bastion searching for us

[turbid shuttle]

But we have no taxes

And import everything

cali has high taxes iirc

[green granite]

Would have been glad to have this blessing in the future

[little depot]

You get taxed more if you have an higher income yes

Cali gets taxed more because they send all that tax money to be spent on other states

Cali is a shit hole yes. but not because of these reasons

[timid hollow]

AND I KISSED ANOTHER PLANE

[turbid shuttle]

Didnt say it was those reasons

[timid hollow]

WHAT IS WRONG TODAY

[little depot]

Alaska is also a shit hole ngl

[turbid shuttle]

I just said that those where things

[turbid shuttle]

Very much yes if you live in the cities

[little depot]

The only good place left in america is wisconsin and quebec city of the canadian state

move now

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry @copper vapor i vote we leave

[copper vapor]

completed your harvest trial?

[sour rivet]

yes

[copper vapor]

k

[turbid shuttle]

The small villages like Talkeetna, or living in the middle of nowhere in Alaska is pure bliss

[green granite]

This is the first time I have heard someone suggesting Quebéc

[little depot]

if you have the money for that in the first place

I feel like you judge a city by hmm if I was rich there how can I stay rich

but thats just me

[little depot]

Quebec fucking sucks

[copper vapor]

I have one heavy fuze grenade in case we need to fight sebastian

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/québec-quebec-quebec-flag-drapeau-oui-gif-22256702

[turbid shuttle]

Smartest thing you've ever said

[little depot]

I am running for mayor of quebec in 4 years

[turbid shuttle]

So you can destroy it from the inside out?

[little depot]

I will declare independence and ruin the economy and local infrastructure

I will force the schools to teach flemmish

[copper vapor]

and we found no probes

:?c

[turbid shuttle]

The US should invade Quebec

[little depot]

the us should invade puerto rico and make them second class citizens

[turbid shuttle]

Quebec people dont deserve rights

[little depot]

mean while laberta

alberta*

[copper vapor]

ferro gaming

[sour rivet]

ferro

[oblique belfry]

i was the meat shield or smth

[sour rivet]

also doge dont use shotties on arcs

[oblique belfry]

for hornets

[oblique belfry]

was my 1st time using it

[copper vapor]

and this was only 1 star of progress for flyer arc

[oblique belfry]

and was evacing

so why not

[sour rivet]

because I SAID SO

STINKY

[oblique belfry]

cry

[copper vapor]

got a burletta from the trial

[sour rivet]

i got a legendary stock from looting

so ha

[oblique belfry]

sell it

[sour rivet]

no

[oblique belfry]

o

[copper vapor]

brb

[copper vapor]

the resource sink

anyways brb

[green granite]

Wth is expedition in arc

[oblique belfry]

holy fuck

[oblique belfry]

opt in wipe

[green granite]

Ah

[oblique belfry]

bitch ass mf

[green granite]

Sending ur character to glue factory

[oblique belfry]

pleasee

3 moar

[little depot]

what the actual fuck are these traits

[copper vapor]

i r bak