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not gonna lie this shit could actually work as an MMO
unlike tarkov
horizon is getting an mmo
WHY
Me attempting to do any sandbox content in SC
The Idris murder hobo just chilling outside of the location
WTF
unforunately its a mobile game

Harvest plants one is actually decent
Cause the herbal bandages are great
fireballs are the easy ones, you'll get that quick
NO GAMES
I DONT KNOW WHY
I EVER BOTHERED BUYING A PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME
Tarkov doesnt even work as tarkov and ive spent like 300 bucks on it soon

ye but I rarely find them lmao
depends if others are doing it
The trench on spaceport
Has at least a dozen
Me and shiyon flying somewhere. Murder fucko on some high end fighter waiting for us

POV: You went to Crusader OM1
FINE I'LL PLAY ARC TOO
Goddamn

so many people here playing arc
That reminds me, when you play SC and manage to make it to space. Avoid OM1 of the planet Crusader at all costs.
pvp hotspot?
The gank potential there is high
Probably idk
Its a large mission running planetary system and people not paying attention get routed to OM1 a lot so gankers set up shop at that point all the time
I shall expect you to be the 1st one to tell if pve comes to the game

good luck
Godspeed little doodle
oh im just gonna try shooting from far away 
while rest of the stacked raiders do the job
i just wanna deal dmg
inb4 i get spawncamped
bad luck
Bro spoke it into existence
skissue
🗿
oh its a green
i will remember, i hope..
27 mins left
maybe someone blitzkrieg'd 
yeah, that sucks, i have no idea why are they even making it a mobile game, wasn’t horizpn like a playstation IP?
bruh 
I did my part to prevent a shinrarta style gank
My god
also ill be able to play ed on like max shit and 144 fps

not like it runs bad now of course but yeah lol
@oblique belfry i just realized
why isnt twisted metal in best adaptation
since season 2 was this year
OH HELLO
snake
so how long until you return to dota 2 
probably never
I like the characters but the game hurts
Like other mobas would never make a character who's entire thing is just like 4 DOT spells
no
Her knife isn't damage over time
it just deals more damage if you throw multiple at the same target
her slither is a slither
it applies slow
and her third is a ting you activate on an enemy that detonates after a delay
that's not a a dot
but ye i was wrong
i coulda sworn atleast more than 1 of her abilites applied poison
or sorry "spirit damage over time"
no way
womp
that's like making a vampire character with no life leech
good thing both our vampys have life leech
Math question is like
Distance from school to home is 180km, Tom runs at 80km per minute, how long does it take to get to school
Tom mfer is like
meanwhile Dota 2 characters are sometimes just named after what they do
i think
wheres kneecapper
Anti Mage
shake that shit
sniper?
Thugshaker?
he sure is
undying sure doesn't die
ok i was wrong again
Techies
Sure does tech shit
this is why im bad at mobas
And theres more than 1
2 mins, 15 sec
Dragon knight
bloodseeker seeks blood
He is a knight that can be a dragon
he has a mouth
you'll never guess his deal
sword?
There's batrider and bristleback too
alchemist
Ogre magi
Man dota 2 loves naming characters as their job title rather than name
Doorman would fit right in
Yeah Dota characters are named by their titles or pseudonyms
NOBODY, HEARS MY NAME
Rather than their in lore names
his name is BRIAN (according to paige)
I like the mute lady who communicates by whistles and clicks and punches people to death
shes just like me
Ah yes the dragons blood character that made it into the game
A la arcane
i forgot about the anime
i keep thinking about playing saints row again
zealot: "My blade is guided by the benificient Emperor!" veteran: "hehe, shovel go PLONK"
new pals
hmmmar
@pallid sapphire https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DNWUbd0oglK/?igsh=c3VjNGpkbzY5dWRk
Veteran: "Out of ammo but not out of options" pumps shovel like a shotgun
Banger song
b r o
wait how is saints row the third smaller than 2
play the remake 
yeah i aint doing this quest 
DO IT AT NIIIGHT
i think i should beat you to death
or bring hullcracker
rookie nuimbers sam smh
did kill a rocketeer and bastion tho
that is so real
yeesh no wonder why you got nothing
finished first mission, pretty peak for ps2
everyone was fighting the ARCs it was great
got 2k xp for damaging it tho 
been decade since i play it so i cant remember anything
anyways
also i stopped playing the remastered cuz my audio kept fuckin up idk if they fixed that
THERE IT IS
I gotchu 
ooh la la
how did he do that
goated key

yes
need batteries for t3 gear bench
shove it up your ugly ass (safe pocket)
RUSH E 
i was gonna cast my spell but i saw its 5pm for me so its too late
@copper vapor no hauling every single keycard in your safe pocket like tcf 
shit was wack 
keycard was like 0.1 weight
and max safe pocket space was like 14 ?
15 ? smth like that
and they didnt break on use
so you had perma access to keycard rooms 
ye 
one time use is kinda lame
they should have idk
5 uses

yeah
no
cards are op in raiders
go on night misison or whatever
open locked room
fat loot
yeah they got the good shit dont make them more than 1 use
hm
in that case imma give this keycard a go
in uh
"buried city residential master"
wherever that is
there's a few doors it can open
around the bottom
in different places
yeah and there's another in the grandioso apartments
been like that for a few hours
is this how women felt in the 1700s

I think this is my magnum opus, all those years of pixel art have finally paid off.
QRT: TafferKing451
The constables deploy custom, electrified nightsticks that act as both weapon and light in the darker areas of the city.#gloomwood #screenshotsaturday
im gonna be doing this
i didnt mutate the fuck outta myself for nothin
does moss have an use
defib

that's gotta be illegal
Growing
because i need fat cash rn
why
sold then
can we kill sam
first she tells me to play the saints row remake
cardinal sin btw
now she posts this shit that hurts to look at
ah much better

I got that reference
time to hunt for industrial batteries
guess ill see whos streaming on twitch
"my youtube sucks
let me go check an objectively worse platform"
yeah cuz i can look at boobs here
there's better sources for that out there
are storms only for trials as well ? 
tru
major event
yeah all of these map effects give 2x trial points
hmm
i see

i miss markiplier uploads :(
good key
unus annus
saw
friend pulled 3 volcanos from it today
then i shall try doing propes and flying arc enemies in storm
wtf
guerrera
garana
night time key rooms go brrrr
wife's suffering from the depresso, so I'm gonna go take care of her for a while
no gaming for now
wish her well
my ass too lazy to do these
whatever she's going through with
or a snitch or a spotter
yea
or a rocketerr
rocketeer more like
pour me another beer
rocketeers don't seem like they're too difficult to take down.
Unless you're free loadouting and spawn in with a kettle/stitcher
may i suggest the humble wolfpack
i do have like 5
why is there such a disconnect between plasteel and diamantine
1 good one can one shot, 2 do the job 95% of times
i have 9k plasteel but like 1.5 diamantine
gets kinda better with higher difs
nuh uh im takin them all >:)
problem is the former is still fucktons more common
so in inbalance will always exist
Anvil with suppressor and hornet drives, thank me later
And don't be too close
the formidable havoc mission
its no better
you still get drastically more plasteel
money making

what a shitshow
i was swarmed by drones
and then another guy came when i was at the bunker
then he got swarmed 
helped him but ran out of ammo so we were both sitting ducks
hammur
are you serious
i tried 
shit was tense though
"hm surely 160 boolets are enough"
N O .
i cant believe i almost died for a fucking shield recharger
🥀
respect for my streamer putting the song name on screen
only 1 star? get out of my sight liberal
DUDE I RAN OUT OF AMMO 
I'm locking the front door til you make me proud
AND GUY THAT CAME TO HELP ALSO RAN OUT
'he came to help" he stole your damage stats for the trial smh
should of KILLED HIM
with a HAMMER
can meursault solo the villains of dispatch
sam is being a tryhard smh smhsmh
go to your JOB WOKIE
how the fuck can i do 4k damage to drones though
shoot a crap ton of them
sniper at night time
yeah ngl
ferro being the most broken tier 1 gun as usual
shits ammo efficient AND can 1 tap drones
i dinnae say ferro
osprey
brother i just have 2 renegades and this mf asks me for ospreys
sorry mr rich guy i cant hear you while being at the bottom of the cliff
im not rich
sir it took me almost 40 hours to get a osprey bp
and thats ONLY because of sams luck
what did they do
why have they shrunken it
wheres the tendies one
ITS NOT EVEN 2 DOLLARS ANYMORE

im going to distort
no
anyway i am very sad now
and upgrade is just 7 metal parts
for lvl 2
wtf
@copper vapor this is the fucking tcf gray sniper all over again
and the anvil is just a ferro with 5 mroe bullets
ez to get
i don know how 
buy with seeds
scrap guns you dont use
basically anywhere
....you can buy them with seeds ?
i think?
ive mastered the way of the PLONK and CLANK therefore im a shovel master
celeste you fuck
lmao
man wtf
she has synthesized fuel too ?
i should check her out more often
@blazing maple my zephyr prime done tomorrow 
buh
im gonna get water doge can you watch my fucking thing rq
👀
poggies
ye
thank god
ok im back
ok since i got spaceport warehouse and night raid going in spaceport
guess ill do that
dont they stack to max 5 or smth
yeah
yes
zam
dunno why you have so many
I just keep collecting them lol
bro ate the entire grounded enemy lineup
need a lightbulb and some sensors
you're gonna do the expedition?
got stuck between 2 boxes and couldn't move
and died cuz of that 1 fucko
spams dont shoot and shoots me
goddammit couldn't use the key
oh well
buh
ye
do i rewatch lobcorp/LoR lore again
zealot is so much easier than veteran bro
i swear
no one can convince me otherwise
theres no need for brains as zealot
just pick up mark x relic and spam lights
occasionally charging/uncharging
https://fixvx.com/KEYGENCHURCH/status/1990532499831964087?s=20 @oblique belfry and whoever listens to keygen 
i do believe more peak is inbound
wait what
WHAT
man this game is so fucking whimsical i love it
i shot drones and ran out of ammo
i relied on somebody else because i was defenseless
bro escorted me till he found a security breach and gave me heavy ammo and dipped
then i spammed hello when somebody called for the train and he actually waited for me
tarkov could never 
also lesson learnt 1 probe is giving 333.5 points
i looted 2
so 11 probes to get 3 stars
leave us some goddamn
i think its 333.3 and it just round up when it became 666.6
or that idk
because it rounded to 7
ye
either 333.5 or 666.6 rounded to 667
you're up early
pain and suffering
o no
I hope i dont wake up
wtf red locker loot
Is that...good?
go annoy someone from a bush
when they get close blast em with the shotgun
this looks like an album cover
Looks like someone already yoinked half
guy could've dropped that Toro there because he found something better
or something he had ammo for
Yee
What i liked to do in live tarkov was leave shit in container for scavs, and place them randomly

Shit looked like half filled sudoku puzzle
how is this an lmg
Yes
cuppy explain
U.S. Marine Corps
Hope that explains it
are they stupid?
yes
That's like, their defining trait
I mean it looks cool but they wanted this to substitute for the M249 SAW
.....
of all people rushing to the fucking elevator
the rocket hit me
at least killed a rocketeer for the 1st time
the rocket range is too big no ?
no seriously i lost half of my hp from a rocket that was like 5-8m away
also a side note
4-6 rocket hits breaks your shield durability 
i had to ditch my shield
cuz it was dead weight
Because its doctrine is to be used a squad automatic weapon
Aka SAW
Which was being fulfilled by the FN Minimi aka M249 SAW
US Marines want a weapon system where if Machinegunner ran out of ammo, they can utilize ammo from teammate or from incapacitated members to maintain suppressing fire
you should not be getting hit by the rocketeer that much in the first place tbh
And they want something lighter than hauling 2000 rounds worth of ammo
90% of em were "im surely" safe moment
bro somehow landed a rocket INSIDE the field depot
right in the middle
dire circumstances
Like its literally the same argument of how is the RPK or L86 or AUG HBAR are considered LMG
me and the other guy wasnt even supposed to fight a rocketeer
we were just drone / probe hunting
oh well 
ez
The ai in this game will actively move to try and hit you through doorways, cracks and windows. And rocketeers will bully the fuck out of you when given the chance

that shit was funny as hell though
"hmm the laser is not inside the depot. i think im safe
"
then bro just sends a rocket right in the middle of the depot
they can travel in packs btw
literally destroying both of our shields
Wth are these brainrots dude
👀
♻️
ok sry I'll delete it
they are morons
Its almost too funny to watch
I'd love for something to click
They dont even provide links
"look cool"
literally just an m4 
no creativity whatsoever
just copy paste the same thing over and over
It is a HK416
It's not even a M4 but alright
Isnt it uhh
The M27 Infantry Automatic Rifle (IAR) is a 5.56mm, select-fire assault rifle / squad automatic weapon developed from the HK416 by Heckler & Koch. It is used by the United States Marine Corps (USMC) and was originally intended for automatic riflemen, but now is issued to all infantry riflemen as a replacement for the M16A4 and the M4A1. The USMC...
Oh yes that is a 416 base
The hk416 is a cousin of the m4
Its improved tbf
But its certainly closely related

These look like plinkers
To be fair they operate differently
They do
They look similar enough that i dont blame them for saying m4
The only thing I hate is that I cant just slap a HK416 rail on a normal AR15 and call it a day
Cuz it wont work
That is some bullshit, true
Honestly, the m4/ar15 is better for civ
dreadful
I would love to have a M4 for civ
which is also just a german copy. smh my head. my soul weeps. my heart aches
@blazing maple @marsh cargo
The 416 is nice, its a better weapon, yes, but that doesn’t warrant spending 3k on one
Like if you have 3k to drop on MCX or 416 I'd say 416 is a better bet
So no shit
The thing is, i like the mcx, if it didnt suck
Id love one
I think it looks neat
You can always get MCX top and put it on AR15 lower
Even if its shitty
It will work
delete game rant before I delete you

delete facebook then we kill you
Or i can just make a better mcx at home
If i do the paperwork for a gunsmith license
delete facebook then
They arrested BEAR PMC 
spawned right beside a dead guy lmao
Krafton's CEO allegedly asked ChatGPT how to get out of paying Subnautica 2 studio cofounders their bonus https://t.co/XGYmNUpA6N
this was the crime
is this good
lmao
sam
@copper vapor i cant delete Facebook
FINE I'll play some arc
with ar ock
So many important things
yes you can
Like this one
they dun fuck up my subnautc
P365
visually i mean. i know about the structure differences
I know what'l make yo ufeel better
what
thats it

birb
omg I can store so much more food in it
well that was embarassing
PAX ARMATA 
damn dude
FUCK WAIT SAM CAN SUPER REACT THIS MONTH
SHIT
FUCK
NO

gg
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
more like lame faction amirite
they should have just went with russia or china or whatever
fridge :)
im never recovering from this
For a cool af thing, this shit sucks ass in game
nevermind dont hop on arc raiders
I hate it
or you know what? US vs EU and US are the bad guys
Why you failed me German ACR
are we on arc raiders
now did i cause this by mentioning it or was it destined to happen
orc raiders
raiders
We arc until she raids
arc 
first option, i like to think im i control of my life
time to do custom loadout
what could possibly go wrong
im talkin about sam now super reacting

i hate it here
matrix reference
How good is the new Lever Action in Tarkov
replace her with fridge and the guy with birb

died in 30 seconds
Lebron James?
actually sam if thou lurks may i ask for a specific super react

i need my son
gonna try my luck by asking any hardcore stalker reader? is there any great books written before 2007 on the subject except "Roadside Picnic"
To be fair
no
I think Redacted game is based on 2 different books I believe
Roadside is one and i think there is another
not even 5k this time
The movie, too
total scam
From 1979?
and it installs an ai virus to read your data
Yeh same name
no
this shit again
Huh new ammo
Lol wtf
good movie btw..
A sub caliber ppsh
Let him cook...
Now maybe it wont take a drum and a half to mow the lawn
another?
I was wrong
Read METRO 2033 book then
so there is only roadside one..
And its sequel METRO 2034
not sure metro is same vibes
To da singegn paipes
lol
The book is very
What should I say
Inter politic ish
Its from 1 perspective too
And very philosophical
Or atleast thats how I feel reading jt
It has good atmosphere
The game was dev by same people from GSC broke up to make the studio
so basically old devs
Yeh
The engine of 2033 is a similar jankfest to the first of the trilogy
It made good use of physx
Read Alexander Kontorovich's Predator book
Its not sdalger thats for sure 
Its for the CBT game
Are we judging books by their covers
i better reread Roadside picnic or rewatch stalker movie
Damn
At least you're honest
All of that educations are for nothing

imagine blindly following those popular sayings

https://venuumdxb.com/car/audi-s8/ but not slammed would be 
Ew
mm.. movie is present in 4k
Or an RS7 like this
orange one is better
I would love an RS7 as a daily
thinking about getting one next year
They need to make an RS8
waste of money
you do you.. but those toys
Fuck car payments
those toys bring joy that doesn't last
I mean
I just want a fast, at least somewhat reliabe, luxry car as a daily
Has to be AWD as well\
just get yourself a garage full of propane
under the highway bridge at dam @oblique belfry
what would boby think if you get that car..
My current daily is a 2015 F-250
Usually how many people are there in an Arc match
no idea
summer daily is a 2019 C7 Grand Sport
21 or so
it's well populated but not THAT well populated
@turbid shuttle I am also an unpleasant guy
I'd say a session caps at 12 players maybe? 16?
second waves
I can tell
Anyway, I have a friend whos daily'd an RS7 he got brand new in 2019, he's had no complaints about it
and hes very honest
He bought a golf and roasted it for hours
Pointed out every little thing that was wrong with it
It takes one to know one
Never said I wasn't
I can admit I'm an asshole
I know
Not a big fan of this borka guy

make him walk the plank
those slovakians are always up to something
borka lore goes hard

Thats his brother Bôrka
so is there where Borka lives

Borka Fat and his brother.. Borka Eaten

@turbid shuttle get a Luger
hes both him and his brother

@turbid shuttle they hate you cause they cant afford those cars
@little depot whats ur pfp
train comes
moron tries to nade me even though im just saying lets evac
train auto leaves while im inside and he is outside

fucking moron
why would i hate you if you own a car
You always tell him to upgrade the PC

Of course he's gonna find u annoying
Also bald
oh lmao
why doesnt he upgrade then
nope
👨🦲 🫵
nope
Angela from library of ruina
Why didnt you buy a Lamborghini
everytime you are gonna say im bald im just gonna answer with nope
she is NOT packin allat
Oh my she is packing
carman had allat idk wym
cause I have one
Lame
oh thats good
meaning 999 points per probe
what about crashed probes
you can only loot em once no ?
actually the right answer is cause i dont want to buy a lamborghini
im asking if they count too
they would in theory
then go test it 
i found live probes only
would you call her a clanker
does it also count crashed probes?
im gonna assume yes
Is she a clanker
did you see my tag
and if yes that means only 333 cuz u can only loot em once
I got a Torrente from that spot under the highway bridge
live probes have 3 compartments so 999 points
She got deported for being a clanker
@turbid shuttle this chat went boring so fast
goddamn
and ill i find is hairpin 
anyways turns out probe is piss easy to do at night raids
im trying to remember the lore of lobcorp/ruina but i cant get it
didnt know blue rewards are bp's
green rewards sucks
gave me lure nades
also 1 time
1 TIME I DONT GET COMBAT GEAR WITH ME
Yeah leave the discord
Nope
Yes
Nope
grown ass man

Proof?
practically bald
I had long hair till I was like 35, now I keep it short
Bullying people for being bald while they are not is an act of denial for being one
well it is not that short anymore.. some time passed
I never bullied you

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