╟❓general-offtopic

[oak magnet]

i dont get flirting

[little depot]

fuck my shitty glorp life

[left mantle]

[oak magnet]

how the fuck isnt it harassment

[proven tundra]

Uhhhhhhhh

[oak magnet]

I DO LOVE
SURVIVING

[little depot]

it is if youre a weirdo

[fiery star]

dude, if someone offers to make out with me, I'd be doing it in a jiffy

[little depot]

be a decent person and youre file 99.9% of the time

[oak magnet]

what the fuck even is a flirt

“i like ur voice?”

like what

[little depot]

Thats a compliment

...

[oak magnet]

WHAT IS A FLIRT AND COMPLIMENT

honestly

[proven tundra]

It depends?
That's a nice shirt, it really makes your eyes stand out
Vs
Holy shit your tits look amazing in that sweater

[little depot]

I-

[frail leaf]

🎲 8

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 5, 3 ]

[fiery star]

like, "sex, now"

[oak magnet]

oh thats fair

[left mantle]

Much like most of life, Intent is the difference

[oak magnet]

well its obvious

[real aspen]

here we see a discord resident being dumbfounded by the concept of social interaction

[still saddle]

Kill Astarion on sight in Baldurs Gate 3!

[real aspen]

[oak magnet]

I COULD GET LOST IN YOUR
BLUE MAN GROUP SHIRT

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-side-eye-meme-tiktok-the-pointer-brothers-gif-13730785519279791710

[oak magnet]

bitch im barely here anymore

[little depot]

the prior is the flirt and the following is a compliment btw

[left mantle]

Not the person I expected to see that sentence from sab

[oak magnet]

yeah same

[little depot]

Honesly

sab saying this says a lot

[sick trail]

Hey, pissing all by yourself, handsome?
And so on

[little depot]

oh wait uno beat me to it

[oak magnet]

sab talking about social concepts

[oak magnet]

oh thats valid

[fiery star]

actually, in my country we say that "if you look good, it's flirting, if you're ugly, it's harassment"

[oak magnet]

thats a nice weiner, wanna hand it over?

[fiery star]

are you? can i join

[proven tundra]

[sick trail]

https://youtu.be/-ZpM_5_7Uk8

[left mantle]

God that video is so good

[oak magnet]

im not asking

[hexed kernel]

banger

[little depot]

uhhhh incelcity is that way

[real aspen]

just because i dislike humans and find them confusing doesnt mean i dont know how society works, i'd be in jail if i didnt.

[still saddle]

Compliment; genuine comment about what you like about someone
Flirt; semi-genuine compliment to create a spark

[oak magnet]

true

[left mantle]

Sometimes...Sometimes I wonder

[hexed kernel]

i have some bad news

you are also a human being

[still saddle]

That makes no sense

[real aspen]

get used to it

[oak magnet]

sometimes people act like being nice means anything

it doesnt

[obsidian sun]

type shii type shii

[oak magnet]

its basic decency

[still saddle]

Being nice isnt basic decency

[little depot]

bro you are not machianvelli

[real aspen]

who the fuck is machianvelli

[fiery star]

that's edgy

[still saddle]

Kill him on sight

[real aspen]

how about you slip off a edge

[still saddle]

Soybot cringelord astarion

[little depot]

machiavelli*

[obsidian sun]

i slit his throat 3 tiems now

[real aspen]

killing myself

[little depot]

astarion is hot asf

idk why you are on

[obsidian sun]

2pac

[still saddle]

Astarion is a loser

[oak magnet]

idk

[little depot]

losers can be hot

[fiery star]

overrated cringe guy

[still saddle]

He pulls a knife on you as soon as you see him; he deserves death

[little depot]

thats hot

[real aspen]

killing myself again

[obsidian sun]

then pull out a knife and kill yourself

[fiery star]

so is the blood in your neck

[real aspen]

i wish to be a mechanical cat

[oak magnet]

man y’all remember my pfp that was me

[little depot]

I am not taking you seriously after "if you look good, it's flirting, if you're ugly, it's harassment"

[oak magnet]

even that guy managed to get some relations

[little depot]

case and point

[little depot]

I would if I had a knife

[real aspen]

and im supposedly the edgy one smh

fucking

[obsidian sun]

kitchen

[real aspen]

guh

[fiery star]

it's what the majority thinks, not me

[still saddle]

Its if you have money now

[real aspen]

good enough

[little depot]

MY GOAT

[real aspen]

would prefer a catgirl though

[little depot]

also get stsuck on random objects like very 3 minutes

[real aspen]

i could go murder some dinosaurs

[blazing maple]

kerfur

[real aspen]

you exist with the majority

[still saddle]

(I have a woman though so this meme isnt true)

[little depot]

omega kerfur even

[little depot]

conventionally attractive guy vs conventionally attractive guy

[fiery star]

I still prefer a hard working passionate dude over trust fund kid

[proven tundra]

I've been (almost) married twice
And I'm a literal rat
If I can do it anyone can

[hexed kernel]

transsexual transhuman

[still saddle]

Just max out your charm stat

[obsidian sun]

that's david beckham

[still saddle]

Its easy

[little depot]

does the trans cancel out

[proven tundra]

Sexual Human?

[little depot]

yes

[still saddle]

I once saw a catgirl in public fucking cringe

[little depot]

but thats like saying chai tea

[fiery star]

being cringe doesn't exclude you from the majority either

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gun-gif-15739125686800511745

[oak magnet]

then the majority can suck it

[left mantle]

It's not equal to 0 so it doesn't

[real aspen]

be a glob of metamorphic nanites

catgirl at night

lumberjack at day

[little depot]

So its like multiplying by i?

[real aspen]

and cat in nap times

[proven tundra]

I once saw a bunch of guys dressed in leather with their "steel horses" irl
Fucking cringe

[little depot]

what

[real aspen]

bikers

geh

[proven tundra]

(bikers)

[real aspen]

give bad name to motocycles

[little depot]

oh

[fiery star]

bikers still better than cyclists

[little depot]

i used be a biker

[oak magnet]

i do love the meth peddling motorcyclists

[little depot]

and then I lost my knees

[real aspen]

skill issue

[oak magnet]

my dad used to be part of a mc

one that was linked to hells angels

they shut down because one of their dumbasses went into another gangs territory without announcing it

[little depot]

im now like

[oak magnet]

what shit

[little depot]

half an inch shorter than my old self

because knee caps

[oak magnet]

turns out biker gangs are like every other gang

[still saddle]

What the helly

[real aspen]

damn

truly a hag

😔

[little depot]

??????????

[oak magnet]

they all end up associating with one of the bigger gangs

[fiery star]

ally or rival

[little depot]

IM NOT THAT OLD

FFS

[oak magnet]

ally

[proven tundra]

People tend to shrink as they get older

[still saddle]

I cant take biker gangs serious they are male exclusive and wear latex and leather lol

[proven tundra]

Sorry azu

[oak magnet]

the chapter shut down though

[fiery star]

that's cool

[real aspen]

i still love you even if you're a hunchback uza

[oak magnet]

not really hells angels are a gang

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-gif-15270226999019657938

[oak magnet]

known for many bad things

[proven tundra]

[fiery star]

I mean, I like Days Gone

[oak magnet]

internationally recognised for their role in illcit drug trade

[little depot]

Idk why I keep mixing up atreus and icarus

[oak magnet]

fair

[still saddle]

Bikers are lgbt to me

[left mantle]

Ah right, you'd know

[little depot]

We dont claim them

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

im mephistopheles

[fiery star]

I'm bisexual and I don't like that sentence lol

[ashen iris]

https://tenor.com/view/voices-of-the-void-votv-ariral-vent-vent-throw-gif-18235592904033305547

[oak magnet]

enby gang rise up

[little depot]

and im faust

[still saddle]

Lgb(ikers)t too bad

[proven tundra]

I keep mixing up Minerva and Athena

[oak magnet]

cant wait to be mandolin mansion someday

[little depot]

I keep mixing up mars and ares

[fiery star]

marilyn mansion

[little depot]

AYYYYY

[oak magnet]

im loving this album

[oak magnet]

mandolin mansion

my future drag oersona

[little depot]

william da flow

[oak magnet]

persona

[real aspen]

this chat is peaking alienese now

[oak magnet]

cope

cissy boy

[fiery star]

why you want to be drag, that's cringe

[little depot]

ermm what the glorp

[oak magnet]

go back to your cis hole

[real aspen]

ინგლისური იხმარეთ ბრუჰ

[oak magnet]

because i can do whatever the fuck i want lmao

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[fiery star]

woke ass dawg

[obsidian sun]

grok please save me
please nuke this channel grok

[oak magnet]

p!translate en ინგლისური იხმარეთ ბრუჰ

[muted gyro]

Original

ინგლისური იხმარეთ ბრუჰ

English

English use bruh

[oak magnet]

cope

[little depot]

please save me xi jinping

[oak magnet]

its a fox btw

not a dog

[little depot]

There are horrible horrible people coming after me

please save me

[fiery star]

canine

[oak magnet]

waiting more than 5 mins for a kfc saver box is insane

[oak magnet]

LUPUS??

[fiery star]

dog

[little depot]

its never lupus

[left mantle]

It's never lupus

[oak magnet]

foxes arent dogs

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[little depot]

knock off mbo

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/usual-suspects-lineup-kevin-spacey-benicio-del-torro-gif-19068853

[oak magnet]

also is it wierd that the stimulants im on made my nose not blocked all the time and my face clear up

like what

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/yessir-4tmeme-4tomistalt-4tomist-4t-gif-2120889944240199540

[fiery star]

foxes are just cowardly dogs

[snow tree]

Not the hero we needed, but the hero we deserve

[little depot]

how are you doing krio

who are you doing even

[snow tree]

Your mother of course

Doing fine, work been hella busy past half year

Kinda burned out

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/that-would-be-your-mother-yo-mama-tf2spy-your-mother-gif-18581256

[oak magnet]

dogs are bootlicking obedient shits

cats r better

[fiery star]

how dare you

[real aspen]

can you not taint cats with your shit

[left mantle]

We still need to do aram mayhem at some point

[real aspen]

[oak magnet]

what

[fiery star]

dogs are human's best friends

[oak magnet]

dogs are responsibility

cars r indepndant

[fiery star]

cats are liability

[real aspen]

cats are a responsibility and anyone who says otherwise is just retarded

[still saddle]

Cats are overrated

[oak magnet]

they are better

[real aspen]

no

[oak magnet]

in terms of not being fucking annoying

[snow tree]

True

[hexed kernel]

sus

[still saddle]

If you have a cat you are literally a servant to an animal

[fiery star]

that's affection

[left mantle]

When do you have time

[ashen iris]

okay wth is going on in here
All I did was post a gif since I saw Kerfur.
Now all hell is loose

[real aspen]

i dont like these graynames

[obsidian sun]

what fucking greynames

colorblind retard

[oak magnet]

lmao and

[real aspen]

shark and laika

ugh

[snow tree]

Probably end of the week, lotsa driving to clients next two days

[real aspen]

talking lot of retarded shit

[oak magnet]

tf u mean greyname

[oak magnet]

says you fuckass

[fiery star]

my name is not grey you color blind

[left mantle]

Damn I dunno if it'll be around next patch

[real aspen]

if i dont know you, you're gray

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735670248715583528/1146915548567969932/caption.gif

[left mantle]

Since pretty certain it drops wednesday

[real aspen]

[oak magnet]

u do know me cunt

[little depot]

pretty sure you spelled debauchery wrong

[snow tree]

Fuccccck

[little depot]

You see when I see that grey names are more likely to have shit messags-

[pallid sapphire]

Biggest L ever

[real aspen]

i love indulging in material pleasures

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/i-miss-my-husband-angelica-library-of-ruina-roland-library-of-ruina-angelica-gif-10645951504483722074

[oak magnet]

who doesnt

[real aspen]

me

[oak magnet]

even buddhists eat food

[little depot]

photosynthesis

[oak magnet]

lies

[fiery star]

and buy expensive cars

[real aspen]

fuck you mean L, any animal you take care of is a responsibility

[oak magnet]

cars suck

id rather get a cheap car with the most mpg

[little depot]

say mpg and immediately though mpreg

[left mantle]

ah wait I just read that it'll be active till the end of the 2025 cycle, we're good.

[little depot]

am i cooked

[oak magnet]

yes

miles per gallon

[little depot]

am I serving?

[oak magnet]

a idiot metric tbh

[fiery star]

you just say you love it and then you say you don't love it, what are you, down syndrome?

[oak magnet]

kilometres per litre is WAY better

[little depot]

💀

[still saddle]

And you are wasting your time taking care of an animal that will turn its back on you a dog will protect you and loves you wholeheartedly

[little depot]

chat can we bully this lymming

[real aspen]

yes

[oak magnet]

lmao 90% of dogs are incapable of protecting shit

[pallid sapphire]

Low effort responsibility.people should be forced to keep a pet alive before their allowed to reproduce

[still saddle]

U see homeless men with dogs u dont see homeless men with cats

[oak magnet]

unless you get a big ass fucking dog made for that shit

[still saddle]

Small dogs are the same as cats

Money sinks

[oak magnet]

even bigger dogs are useless

[little depot]

so dogs make you broke

got it

[obsidian sun]

why are we comparing dogs and cats

[oak magnet]

because i love dogs but i would never own one

[still saddle]

Never seen the movie cats vs dogs? Cats are evil and suck

[snow tree]

Big

[obsidian sun]

retards insecure even about the pets they don't even own

[oak magnet]

because my family forced me to do responsibilities for the dog and i hate it

i also had few months with a cat i took care of

[pallid sapphire]

Lol a dog has to go out at least twice a day,my cat can even bury its own shit

[oak magnet]

way better than a dog

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-or-fact-call-it-jjba-gif-4462961719630139709

[oak magnet]

plus cats move around and do shit

[obsidian sun]

hope you both get mauled by cats and dogs working in unison

[oak magnet]

dogs are lazy cunts

[snow tree]

I have both dogs and cats and both of you are wrong

[still saddle]

U can just let a dog out in a yard?

[snow tree]

Now sybau

[real aspen]

the amount of shit being said rn is hurting me

like bruh

[little depot]

get a pet human

fuck yall on

[real aspen]

i heavily dislike dogs and even im not that clueless about them

[pallid sapphire]

And let it shir all over your yard,perfect

[oak magnet]

u dont feel anything stfu

[real aspen]

[fiery star]

which one is better then, pick one

[real aspen]

neither

[obsidian sun]

you don't have yo

[still saddle]

The outside was made for shitting anyway

[snow tree]

Neither is better

Both are perfectly good as is

[real aspen]

that's like picking green apple vs red apple

[obsidian sun]

wahh wahh you have to pick wahh

[left mantle]

Man this chat is much better when I zone out and miss like 80% of the messages

[pallid sapphire]

Brown for a reason,just as you

[real aspen]

seriously i hate people who make everything an "either/or" thing

[fiery star]

what about cats and dogs compared to human

[little depot]

???

[oak magnet]

ONLY SITH DEAL IN ABSOLUTES

[still saddle]

Im white but okay

[real aspen]

you can do multiple things at once

[little depot]

😭

[real aspen]

you can like multiple things

[oak magnet]

i dont hate dogs i just dont like having to take care of /own one

[little depot]

what the actual fuck is this chat

[left mantle]

Person hasn't looked at their username in a while

[snow tree]

Neither is better

[pallid sapphire]

Brainfart reject

[little depot]

I am the whitest of roles

I dont claim this person

[oak magnet]

are brainfart rejects people too cringe for brainfart

[fiery star]

asian looking ass

[still saddle]

Are u not multilangual? Shame

[pallid sapphire]

Like my 2 cats take 10 times less care than the 2 dogs i had before

[oak magnet]

i piss on monolinguals

[little depot]

I know your dolphine looking as isnt talking right now

[still saddle]

i said team fortress and fortnite were shit games

[oak magnet]

hmm

[real aspen]

cats are much like soap

[oak magnet]

fortnite is shit, tf2 isnt

[oak magnet]

you dont use it?

[fiery star]

it's a shark you racist

[real aspen]

it cleans itself

[obsidian sun]

we called him a retard
then bro started sperging out about us being adhd kids and virgins lmao

[pallid sapphire]

Dogs are getting taxed here because they shit everywhere

[real aspen]

dog shit on the streets is annoying yes

[little depot]

shark is a species not a race

[pallid sapphire]

So dogs are even a bigger money sink

[snow tree]

Bless Linus fucking Torvalds

[little depot]

now shut up and go get rotated

idot

[snow tree]

It finally booted

[fiery star]

it is now

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/unrotated-shark-rotate-gif-609330175301950444

[real aspen]

stray dogs also are a huge problem here

[little depot]

ill unrotate you because im nice

[still saddle]

I just post in brainfert when im in the bathroom

[pallid sapphire]

@oblique belfry silly stray,Sab called you a problem

[still saddle]

Now i watch tommykay instead

[little depot]

literal shit posting

[still saddle]

Yea

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-harry-potter-memes-christmas-jolly-gif-1692413445128180360

[left mantle]

"Did you put your name in the secret santa" Said dumbledore calmly

[pallid sapphire]

Ive got more pussy than this chat in tge whole year

[little depot]

are we doing secret santa this year

[still saddle]

Id do secret santa for brainfert but im excluded

Maybe next year!

[snow tree]

Let's do secret santa

[still saddle]

Who is this guy and why is he everywhere

[snow tree]

Finally I'll be able to send someone a warm and generous package

[obsidian sun]

[pallid sapphire]

Only if we can poke the rejects with a stick

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[obsidian sun]

all of you can be secret santas and send me gifts

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/knossi-ventilator-unsympathisch-sascha-livestream-gif-18053204

[still saddle]

Ill gift u scottish independence

[pallid sapphire]

German streamer

[little depot]

What baout all of us throw rocks at youyou

[obsidian sun]

that has to be earned

[pallid sapphire]

Someone send him shit in a package

[still saddle]

Sent this message to MI6

[little depot]

what if hes into that

[obsidian sun]

i have plenty of that already

[pallid sapphire]

He wasnt

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/chiza-heheheh-gif-9205529470649260587

[snow tree]

I want to roll Sab

[pallid sapphire]

We all poke Sab with a stick

[little depot]

?

[pallid sapphire]

Then beat him like a pinata

[little depot]

i said secret santa

not an orgy

calm the fuck down

[pallid sapphire]

We combine it

Feliz naviSAB

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/king-von-cat-meme-cat-meme-phonk-gif-7081744024929759983

[pallid sapphire]

Il get my poking stick ready later

[snow tree]

Stick?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-teto-kasane-teto-pear-miku-and-teto-neru-gif-13003196554198106900

[pallid sapphire]

Its a walking cane with metal at tge end

[real aspen]

who

[pallid sapphire]

p!who

[muted gyro]

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[pallid sapphire]

Santa

More like

SABta

Secrer Sabta

Can someone shoot me with a Glock?

[snow tree]

[pallid sapphire]

I had to much contact with the rejects

I feel the degradation of my brain

[snow tree]

Don't worry Laff, just follow me here behind this barn, think of the beautiful plains

[proven tundra]

Coffee is so good this morning

[oak magnet]

man yeah

[oak magnet]

im having a good day

[still saddle]

I shill for red bull

Red bull vodka that is

[oak magnet]

i cant have caffene anymore :(

[still saddle]

F

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

decaff coffee tastes like shit

but tbh i dont miss caffiene, this med is better

when the dose isnt too high even if its scheduled and i only realise after 2 days

[still saddle]

Ngl baldurs gate kinda boring when playing solo

[little depot]

of laff and man

[little depot]

it wouldnt be so boring i fyou didnt kill astarion

[hexed kernel]

@quiet abyss @sour rivet

[still saddle]

Ur right id close the game entirely if he was a necessary char like gale

[oblique belfry]

i wanna fucking raid microsoft like dont fear the reaper mission

[little depot]

actually true

[oblique belfry]

why the fuck is it asking me for password everytime i open my pc

i fucking turned it off

but nope

next morning its back

[little depot]

one drive

[oblique belfry]

its not one drive

[little depot]

@rocky turtle https://youtu.be/92E0X59wzeg?list=TLPQMTcxMTIwMjWc6c3tX7OZ1Q

ts is so peak

[oak magnet]

WHY IS IT THAT WAY

IT USED TO ONLY ASK FOR PIN

I HAVE TO MANUALLY CLICK THE PIN OPTION TO ENTER MY PIN

[oblique belfry]

not even that

[oak magnet]

what is this broken ass windows 11 bullshit

[oblique belfry]

i didnt have jackshit

[little depot]

yall dont use finger print?

[oblique belfry]

but now i have to

its retarded

[little depot]

or security key?

[oak magnet]

2021 laptop

[oblique belfry]

not supported

[little depot]

rip

windows hello?

[oak magnet]

it used to only have one user profile to log in, with 4 number pin

[proven tundra]

I don't think my laptop has fingerprint either

[oblique belfry]

FOUND IT

stupid fucking shit

[oak magnet]

now it always asks for password first and then i need to click for the pin option

[oak magnet]

what does this mean

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/hachikuji-monogatari-minecraft-mayoi-hachikuji-enchantment-table-gif-27334415

[oak magnet]

god i hate this little snail shit

[snow tree]

Thank you for understanding the reference

[oak magnet]

i had to read that book for school

[little depot]

its a good book tbh

[oak magnet]

its not bad

[oblique belfry]

@oak magnet go to accounts and under sign in options there is smth called "require account login"

or smth like that

[oak magnet]

oh

[oblique belfry]

its set on "when pc is open for the 1st time" or smth like that

[oak magnet]

ill check that out rn acc im waiting for my train

[oblique belfry]

turn it off

[oak magnet]

OH THAT MAKES FUCKING SENSE THEN

[left mantle]

Also still not the most fucked up required read

[little depot]

chat what layer of hell is vanity again?

[oblique belfry]

fucking microsoft changing my settings for no apparent reason

its my goddamn pc

fuck off

[oak magnet]

my school gave me noughts and crosses for being good at religious studies

i read that at 13

[little depot]

things fall apart lowkey broke my class

[oak magnet]

and uhh

well

[left mantle]

...at 13?

[oak magnet]

years old yeah

[left mantle]

HOLY SHIT

[oak magnet]

it was a award for being good at religious studies

the last parts of the book kinda uhh

yeah

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-daioh-kasane-teto-pearto-teto-pear-gif-1052051726708826722

[oak magnet]

13 year old me understood it but also like, not really

[little depot]

when i was 13 we were still reading shit like the giver and outsiders

[oak magnet]

man i forgot how much i used to love reading

i reccomend the book solaris by stanislaw lem

[snow tree]

You can literally go grab a book and read

Solaris

[left mantle]

Y'know what book series is probably not as good as I remember but still has a place in my heart?

[oak magnet]

i do that

[little depot]

okonkwo jumpscare

[left mantle]

Ranger's Apprentice

[oak magnet]

but i had a phase after secondary school where i didnt like reading

i only realised i loved reading around a year ago in september

when my friend gifted me the no coincidences cyberpunk novel and i fell in love with reading

[pallid sapphire]

I cant see what it is

Mountain lion?

Lynx?

Cougar?

[opal star]

Mountain lion.

Cougars are the same thing.

[pallid sapphire]

Nice

[little depot]

You dont look for mountain lions at the hardware store

[pallid sapphire]

We got a lot of Lynx in germany which suprised me

[left mantle]

I had to double take, that was a good one

[pallid sapphire]

I look there for the Milglockee

But im never lucky

[little depot]

:>

ty

[pallid sapphire]

I can own a nailgun,Katana or Machete but they dont allow guns

My new neighbour downstairs is a Blacksmith which is cool

He makes his own swords

[little depot]

does he make horse shoes

[pallid sapphire]

Nope

[little depot]

awww man

i need horse shoes

[oak magnet]

millions to one

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-dark-viper-au-rambling-mad-angry-gif-2825798997258800055

yddmfoyhyksasoyctys

[pallid sapphire]

Ol

Ok

[opal star]

@static axle Meese.

[oblique belfry]

did someone ghost ping me

[restive bear]

Is github download servers down or something? I can't download a file from github but my internet'sfine

[proven tundra]

fuck I was gonna do that

[quiet yew]

do it too

[proven tundra]

eh

it's not as funny

[snow tree]

#📢announcements ???

[sick trail]

[quiet yew]

[snow tree]

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

Or do you mean in general?

[restive bear]

In general

I was downloading a mod for starsector

But then boom

Connection timed out

[sick trail]

VPN it

[proven tundra]

Starsector mod site is down

[quiet yew]

thug it

[restive bear]

Damn

[snow tree]

https://www.githubstatus.com/

[sick trail]

Twist it

[snow tree]

[restive bear]

No, forums are up, but some mods can't be downloaded from github

[proven tundra]

[restive bear]

The fuck

[snow tree]

Is the file size big?

[proven tundra]

the starsector forums are back up indeed

they were down all weekend

[restive bear]

Just 1.13 mb

Fuckers flagged my internet or something even though it's fine

Idk if there's a free vpn, I cba to use nord

[snow tree]

Get Proton

[sick trail]

Proton VPN has a free version

[snow tree]

I bet you'll try the free and go for basic after

[restive bear]

Nah I just want free

[snow tree]

If you use VPN semi-active you'll want basic

Trust me

[pallid sapphire]

Hallo Trocken

[restive bear]

Actually before I try that, I'mma go trydownloading from git using my neighbor's wifi

[sick trail]

U wot

[restive bear]

IT DID LET ME DOWNLOAD USING MY NEIGHBOR'S WIFI

WHAT THE FUCK DID MY INTERNET DO

[sick trail]

Your internet simply is stanky

[restive bear]

Bruh I should've stayed at my previous provider ts is ass

Sigh

VPN it is

[oblique belfry]

bitch ass mfs

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

all of em are ghost pings too

my bet is on laff

[sick trail]

[hexed kernel]

@doge

[snow tree]

[left mantle]

When you least expect it...there will be a ping for you

[hexed stag]

One of God's glorious beasts

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxUUJ-CQpmg

live in 3

[proven tundra]

I must become zomboid

[gusty heart]

stalker gamma in goty nominees ?

[oblique belfry]

kindly shoo

[sick trail]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@gusty heart

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

[gusty heart]

lmao the whips were ready on that one

[little depot]

john kentucky

protagonist of zomboid

[hexed kernel]

3 what

[oblique belfry]

hours

[visual abyss]

I love the idiot (me) experience it's so hard to find actually perfect game

[visual abyss]

Everything is either too serious too boring or too scary

[raw schooner]

Cursed abomination of home diy ingenuity and ww2 submachine gun parts behold

[hexed kernel]

probably because a perfect game does not exist?

and will never exist

[snow tree]

Clair Obscur will be goty, calling it now

[hexed kernel]

donkey kong

for sure

trust

[visual abyss]

A perfect game for me something I really like?

[snow tree]

Oh I forgot Bonanza came out this year

[gusty heart]

would be very weird if it's not honestly

[hexed kernel]

well still it will have some flaws

[visual abyss]

Obv but I haven't really gotten that close either

I want casual chill game that isn't too chill..

[raw schooner]

Rate the invention

[frank hearth]

[pallid sapphire]

0/10

[hexed kernel]

might as well just become a game developer and make the perfect game for yourself then

[oblique belfry]

this will surely not be rigged and bo7 will win an award

[frank hearth]

brother if BO7 wins fucking anything i will laugh myself to death

[oblique belfry]

same

[visual abyss]

Uh not happening tbh

[obsidian sun]

HALF LIFE 3 IN 3 HOURS

[oblique belfry]

wasnt that nov 18

[frank hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[obsidian sun]

-1

[proven tundra]

[obsidian sun]

imagine if this stupid ass image being spammed kickstarts hl3 being developed

[oak magnet]

fucking kentucky rrat

[obsidian sun]

that would be the funniest shit

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

kfr

[real aspen]

killing myself

[oak magnet]

you reckon hi3 would be a bestseller?

[oak magnet]

hell yeah

[real aspen]

drinking 3rd cup of coffee today

[oblique belfry]

dude its THE game

[hexed kernel]

what for

[oak magnet]

thats not bad

[oblique belfry]

same level as gta 6

[oak magnet]

what coffee though

[obsidian sun]

it's bigger than gta 6

[oblique belfry]

even higher then gta 6

yeah

[oak magnet]

because 400mg caffene a day is the healthy limit

[real aspen]

milk

coffee

[oak magnet]

one espresso shot has like 40mg

[hexed kernel]

even bigger than gollum?

[real aspen]

espresso is laaaaaammmeee

guh

[obsidian sun]

doubt thqt

[real aspen]

too small

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

i loved it

[obsidian sun]

i lowkey feel bad for the gollum game

[oak magnet]

i always used to drink double espressos

[oblique belfry]

lotr fans found dead

[oak magnet]

better than instant coffee slop

[left mantle]

How dare you insult the artistic genius that is gollum

[oak magnet]

but instant coffee is good if u make like a iced tea or latte with it

iced latte fuck

[little depot]

ratucky

[hexed kernel]

do you have a rat for every state or just for kentucky?

[proven tundra]

every state

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

WHAT

[hexed kernel]

i'm not even surprised

[little depot]

even sony's state of play?

[oak magnet]

give me rat louisiana

rn

[little depot]

what about the province of alberta?

[proven tundra]

[ebon aurora]

Can we update gamma?

[oak magnet]

fat ass rat

[oak magnet]

no

[little depot]

the fat rat

[oak magnet]

gamma sucks ass bro

[ebon aurora]

Oh ok

[proven tundra]

🚷

[little depot]

true

[proven tundra]

whoops

meant to do that lol

[oak magnet]

i love this janky ass train wifi

also be cool like me and always carry a pack of flushable wet wipes so you can be 100% hygenic

toilet paper has to be one of the worser things to exist

[little depot]

would you rather have to talk to an quebec independant or an albertan racist

[oak magnet]

i dont talk to most north americans

[proven tundra]

quebec independant

[oak magnet]

rat is cool

[oak magnet]

i mean can you speak to them

they speak quebecois

[snow tree]

Colorado and Wyoming please

[oak magnet]

which is like

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

raspy rural french

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

god i love hearing the quebecois accent

they all sound like they chainsmoke

[hexed kernel]

boy why you so square 😭

[split edge]

Can someone send me their cfg file

[oak magnet]

no

[snow tree]

Wait wrong gif

[proven tundra]

wrong channel

[oak magnet]

wrong place yo

[snow tree]

https://tenor.com/view/theyre-the-same-picture-the-office-pam-the-office-us-gif-20757621

[oak magnet]

get out of here, (redacted)

[obsidian sun]

bro 😭

[oak magnet]

i did have a stolger related dream

i was with some in a london train station, discussing where stalin operated and died

i then ate chilli with kidney beans and meat

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

unspecified meat

someone fucking said stalin did his shit from EDINBURGH

dreams are wacky i love them

[split edge]

CLOOWN

[little depot]

LMFAO

this guys funny

can we keep him

[oblique belfry]

no

[split edge]

No bye bye

[oblique belfry]

shoo gray name

[oak magnet]

i wonder what the name means

i cant do anything on mobile

fuck

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735670248715583528/1146915548567969932/caption.gif

[hexed kernel]

who?

[obsidian sun]

cutting head ana de armas

[oak magnet]

oh

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

thing is it says heads as in multiple lmao

[little depot]

ana de armas is kinda cool

i like her

[left mantle]

neither of those translations inspire confidence

[oak magnet]

i am alive

[little depot]

I hope they dont inspire anything at all

[oak magnet]

i wonder if this word translates coreectly

bulvininkas

p!translate en bulvininkas

[muted gyro]

Original

bulvininkas

English

potato grower

[oak magnet]

oh

yeah works

[little depot]

P!translate en Aardappels

[muted gyro]

Original

Aardappels

English

Potatoes

[little depot]

waow

[oak magnet]

p!translate cn išdavikas

[muted gyro]

That language is not supported.

[oak magnet]

fuck

[obsidian sun]

p!translate en زبي

[muted gyro]

Original

زبي

English

My cock

[oak magnet]

cool

[obsidian sun]

so true

[oblique belfry]

[hexed kernel]

racist bot smh

[oak magnet]

p!translate lt penis

[muted gyro]

Original

penis

Lithuanian

varpos

[oak magnet]

varpos, like varpa (bell)

no one uses this word though

p!translate en bybis

[muted gyro]

Original

bybis

English

bye bye

[oak magnet]

NO IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT

[hexed kernel]

bybis :3

[snow tree]

p!translate en zamek

[muted gyro]

Original

zamek

English

lock

[obsidian sun]

p!translate ita today at

[muted gyro]

That language is not supported.

[snow tree]

p!translate en zamek

[muted gyro]

Original

zamek

English

lock

[obsidian sun]

p!translate it today at

[muted gyro]

Original

today at

Italian

oggi alle

[snow tree]

Hmmm it only knows one meaning

[obsidian sun]

@flat violet

[hexed kernel]

p!translate en deez

[muted gyro]

Original

deez

English

deez

[hexed kernel]

incredible

has science gone too far?

[real aspen]

the moment it created me

[uneven sapphire]

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-images-flowers-gif-10985848415190032354

[uneven sapphire]

It’s Monday tho

[hexed kernel]

sab trying not to be an edgelord or five whole minutes challenge (nightmare difficulty) (ultrahardcore)

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/saturday-happy-saturday-good-morning-happy-saturday-weekend-happy-weekend-gif-4391911898859187298

[real aspen]

i'll fucking eat your cupcakes

[uneven sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-4940209102660442709

[restive bear]

Wort

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/kobo-kanaeru-you-died-dark-souls-elden-ring-bloodborne-gif-25229739

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/yuyushiki-anime-yay-gif-6698744053580618956

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-brick-throw-kiss-boys-gif-11348714524182573531

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/yuyushiki-nonohara-yuzuko-shocked-sweating-gif-5361091

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[flat violet]

Exactly

[timber oxide]

Hi Falco

[flat violet]

p!translate it deez

[muted gyro]

Original

deez

Italian

diamine

[flat violet]

Nah that ain't it

[oak magnet]

real

“muh i lie to my therapists i dont feel things muhhhh”

[oak magnet]

yes

[real aspen]

where did you dream up the 'i dont feel things' thing

[onyx vigil]

I wish Bethesda added mod support for oblivion remastered so I can download mods on console

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/nso-needy-streamer-overload-needy-streamer-girl-gif-17743324039319069122

[real aspen]

relatable

(not)

[onyx vigil]

Yeah I don’t like the character because one of the endings and I want to stay as far away from that game

[real aspen]

wish i could be a depressed anime girl

[real aspen]

😔

[onyx vigil]

Sorry mate

[real aspen]

[onyx vigil]

Is it something I said?

[real aspen]

either that or wish i had sashlik

[oak magnet]

u said shit like that before

i swear

[onyx vigil]

Anyways lads is it weird to listen to YouTube comic dubs of wholesome comics?

[timber oxide]

He did

[obsidian sun]

as long as sab is here you don't have to think that

[real aspen]

what is a wholesome comic

[onyx vigil]

Oh thank the lord, I thought my opinion made the temperature in this chat weird

[onyx vigil]

Just google it you’ll find it

[real aspen]

this chat is always weird

[onyx vigil]

I thought I made it weird okay

[obsidian sun]

i wonder why

[real aspen]

we are here

[onyx vigil]

I just hope Skyrim doesn’t crash on me

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k4EceHOIMZA

[real aspen]

inhale

KILL YOURSELF INSTAGRAM

AND ANY SITE THAT ASKS FOR LOGIN TO SEE SHIT

GET DDOSED AND SET YOUR SERVERS ON FIRE

[timber oxide]

Mistake number one
Using instagram

[spare sparrow]

where do we sign

[small bane]

Hey Instagram reels are unfathomably based

Any attempt at slander will be met with heavy pushback

[real aspen]

any site that asks for login to view the content

[heavy junco]

https://cobalt.tools/ works for this and a bunch of sites similar to it
No youtube I fear

[small bane]

Facebook twitter almost any social media

[real aspen]

yes

[obsidian sun]

someone told me there is a proxy that let's you do that

[real aspen]

they should all die

[timber oxide]

That's an empty threat coming from you

[obsidian sun]

for youtube you can always use yt dlp

[heavy junco]

I just use yt-dlp admittedly

[small bane]

Hey I can hire anyone to do anything tho

[heavy junco]

yt-dlp --merge-output-format mp4 -f "bestvideo+bestaudio/best" -o "%(title)s.%(ext)s" --windows-filenames --no-mtime

[real aspen]

also im not talking about downloading

im taking about viewing

[spare sparrow]

anyone have that vid a dude reads someones message saying "everything requires subscription, login login login"

[real aspen]

pretty sure you cant even see comments on twitter if you dont login

[obsidian sun]

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. This app only exists for apple. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

[timber oxide]

I can hire anyone to do anything too, so it's still an empty threat

[heavy junco]

https://youtu.be/CcceOOPdKZY

[real aspen]

how long until youtube requires logging in to view anything?

[spare sparrow]

thank you, this one

[small bane]

We’ll see after you get pushed heavily

Or pushed back actually

[heavy junco]

I love all the vids that are like "BURIALGOODS... THE DARKEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL OF ALL TIME..."

[small bane]

Anyway back to work

[timber oxide]

You, or anyone you can hire, can't push my fat ass

[heavy junco]

And half the content he makes is just "there is no coffee or tea here, only pain"
https://youtu.be/C4XkqNwrE_w

[small bane]

[real aspen]

what about me

since im fatass too

[timber oxide]

Then you have a chance

[real aspen]

or would it brreak reality from immovable object and unstoppable force

[timber oxide]

We are very much movable objects and stoppable forces

[real aspen]

killing myself

cant even destroy all of reality smh

[timber oxide]

Try to move Doge

[real aspen]

i'd have to go to turkey for that

why would i want to go from one hell to another hell

[timber oxide]

To push Doge

Shrimple

[timber oxide]

What if unstoppable force cannot phase through matter

[proven tundra]

It doesn't have to

It can't be stopped

[timber oxide]

Then it will just bounce

[proven tundra]

As long as it doesn't stop

[timber oxide]

Changing direction is not stopping

[proven tundra]

Too philosophical for me

[timber oxide]

[cunning reef]

Real

[proven tundra]

[spare sparrow]

which one is ethereal

[proven tundra]

Neither

One can't move

One can't stop

So they don't

[spare sparrow]

they ignore each other ? pussies

[real aspen]

technically

the unstoppable one isnt unstoppable

[spare sparrow]

avoiding conflict, tsk tsk tsk

[real aspen]

because it had to get velocity

which means it could be moved

[proven tundra]

Idealised physics concepts when they don't interact with each other:

[real aspen]

which means it can stop

[proven tundra]

Nope

It appeared with the velocity it has instantly

[real aspen]

damn

then yeah probably would just phase through each other... violently

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

🏳️‍⚧️ ?

[little depot]

Dark angel 500k special?

[onyx vigil]

No it’s the character she is dressed as

I don’t like the game she comes from, I try to stay as I said before as far away from that as possible because one of the endings due to personal beliefs

[little depot]

Yeah

That's the ending I'm referencing

The 500k special for the mental darkness route

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/phil-ellis-taskmaster-waffling-blud-gif-7348966985994878516

[onyx vigil]

oh no I am just thinking of the cuckold ending

I don’t like that

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

LMAO?

Live streaming your suicide to a cult is fine

[obsidian sun]

game for the mentally deranged is mentally deranged

the more you know

[copper vapor]

yea lmao

[little depot]

But getting cucked is a nono

[little depot]

Fork found in kitchen

[real aspen]

i mean

cults are pretty cool

[copper vapor]

weirdo weeb game has weirdo weeb moments
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[onyx vigil]

Look I am a confusing messed up person so I have very weird standards alright

[little depot]

Uh huh

[real aspen]

[little depot]

Somehow the fans don't realise the game is making fun of super weirdo weebs

[marsh cargo]

You control the choices

[copper vapor]

wym "somehow"
fans are stupid

[little depot]

Like Doki Doki literature club and miside

[copper vapor]

just look at helldivers and starship troopers

[little depot]

Like mfs miss the point completely

[copper vapor]

the satire went way over everyone's heads

[obsidian sun]

40k

[onyx vigil]

Again I don’t like cuckolding that is one of my no go alright

[marsh cargo]

[onyx vigil]

it’s mostly in general

[little depot]

Don't worry I've reserved the executive cuck chair just for you my friend

[obsidian sun]

cuck lives matter

[onyx vigil]

haha but seriously I just don’t like it, I just feel bad and I personally don’t like cuckolding in general since I just feel bad for the person getting cucked

[obsidian sun]

worst thing i've said today

[real aspen]

cock

[onyx vigil]

Lol

[real aspen]

why is perspective so confusing

ugh

like