╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

nvm then

[timber oxide]

I do not want old women

[frank hearth]

[sour rivet]

i dont think she plaay at all

[oblique belfry]

91 ???????

ALO ?

where the fuck are you grinding this many arcs

and how are you not getting killed

[zealous depot]

I'm gonna arc it tonight

Gonna buy arc and arc it

[frank hearth]

killed 4 bastions and 2 bombardiers and fucks knows how many small arcs plus looting the big lads

[oblique belfry]

🗿

ah

you are farming big boys

that explains it

[frank hearth]

night time dam my beloved

[oblique belfry]

oh yeah

night time gives you 2x xp right ?

[frank hearth]

no

[sour rivet]

no

[timber oxide]

I'm not gonna Arc it cause Sturm is already playing for the whole offtopic

[oblique belfry]

no ?

[sour rivet]

2x for trials

[oblique belfry]

i saw a 2x icon next to night raid

[frank hearth]

double progress on trials tho

[oblique belfry]

oh

cant relate

1 level off though

so there is that

[sour rivet]

how

[oblique belfry]

im level 14

fym how

[sour rivet]

bro you almost 20 hours in the game

[oblique belfry]

so ?

[sour rivet]

do you just not loot all containers

[oblique belfry]

birb you should know by know

that im a moron who leaves games open in the background

[sour rivet]

fake goblin smh

inflating your hours omg

[oblique belfry]

so my hours are bloated most of the time

[oblique belfry]

for example s2

8 hour save

because all of those hours went to optimizing this dumbass game

and shader loading

anyways as i was about to say

i like the "wipe" system

[hexed kernel]

why did do this to yourself 😭

[oblique belfry]

apparently you do it on purpose and gain perma bonuses you can't get elsewhere

[oblique belfry]

was determined to play that game cuz i was hyped

[timber oxide]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912320242301149215/1173278185455108217/offtopic_whip.gif?ex=65635f75&is=6550ea75&hm=1967daf40bb6bc9ceb9054724574f961fed26bfc1f5aab44d1adf7c8b2898b56&

[sour rivet]

we don even know the exact rewards atm

[oblique belfry]

oh its not even available ?

lmao

[sour rivet]

not yet

[frank hearth]

all i wanna know what the cock upgrade does

[sour rivet]

more rescources

[frank hearth]

next month

[oblique belfry]

more resources

[frank hearth]

i know WHAT resources tho

[green granite]

Im tired, boss

[sour rivet]

the same ones youve been getting

[oblique belfry]

anyways im doing free loadout till i reach that bridge

and then show it to mbo

[timber oxide]

The whole plot of the game is just a psyop, by "going on an expedition" you just take off your VR goggles and go touch grass

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

dear libtards

you say grass is green but when i look outside its dark

[oblique belfry]

just use a light

green light infact

[sour rivet]

the world looks red

[timber oxide]

Nah that's just texture error

[oblique belfry]

nice ferro

[timber oxide]

Shaders are brokey

[sour rivet]

the worl...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR6olLu61u8

[oblique belfry]

holy spawn

[zealous depot]

Will doge find materials?
Will doge survive?

Find out next time!

[timber oxide]

No

[zealous depot]

Damn

I always knew doge was a shitter

[sour rivet]

moe is in shop

[oblique belfry]

@copper vapor you have to climb up to that bridge and fall to that little room

you have to catch the ledge mid air by holding space

[sour rivet]

or zipline

[oblique belfry]

we are free loadout users

wtf is a zipline

[sour rivet]

weaklings

cowards who fill their stashes not knowing the pain that is a full inventory

[oblique belfry]

just sell lol

[sour rivet]

those who do not know the beauty of a high level gun

[oblique belfry]

i got a bobcat

[frank hearth]

the funny thing you talk your other 2 buddys into using after downing someone and then inting into the other 2 enemys in a neat congaline

[oblique belfry]

some poor fuck just got rocketeer'd

[quiet abyss]

L + Ratio + ChatGPT beat yo ass

me when someone dies to an arc

[left mantle]

Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

NOOOOO
I WAS TOO LATE

run ruined

[quiet abyss]

what that

[oblique belfry]

its already yoinked

[frank hearth]

holy late spawn batman

[quiet abyss]

im invested in doges arc raiders journey now

ive never seen that crate

[frank hearth]

waiting on mans to run into his first shredder

[sour rivet]

wepon crate

[proven tundra]

shredders are

I killed one this morning and a random raider walking by was like "Holy shit! This guy just nuked something weird!"

he was super pumped

[hexed kernel]

the great windmill (without the sails)

[pure compass]

your "windmill" of friendship?

also did you build that house?

[sour rivet]

give it sails

[pure compass]

or is this like an mp server

[hexed kernel]

sp

[pure compass]

bro made nice-looking things

[hexed kernel]

i love buildinsg shit

[pure compass]

his shit looks nice

the fuck

I just dig a hobbit hole lmao

[hexed kernel]

pinnacle of inetrior design

[pure compass]

oof dirt floor

[quiet abyss]

room

[hexed kernel]

seraphs really live like this and don't see any issues

[pure compass]

the fantasy of owning a home

[proven tundra]

get that shit off the floor! Build some shelves

[pure compass]

build a rack for the moulds at least

unless you regularly use them I guess

[oblique belfry]

another great spawn

and this time 1 min in

[hexed kernel]

later

[sour rivet]

NOW!!!

[hexed kernel]

too busy grinding for iron

[blazing maple]

why no bedframe

[hexed kernel]

and waiting for flax to grow

[hexed kernel]

what's that

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

we gonn kill you bro

[hexed kernel]

😭

ok

finally

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqWbaXSW8AcwbhQ?format=jpg&name=large

[sour rivet]

ouchies light mode

[hexed kernel]

interior stuff is too hard 😭

[sour rivet]

do it lazy ass or i will

[hexed kernel]

alright alright fine

bunch of bullies

smh

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

death stranding in china

[proven tundra]

Midnight snack
Chocolate pan cake

[sour rivet]

woag

[oblique belfry]

just killed a guy and he called me n word

ngl i expected that to happen sooner

[proven tundra]

Of course

[sour rivet]

could i be playing pvp wrong

am i suppose to call people slurs

[oblique belfry]

when i jumped to that stash place

another guy came

threw nades so i had to jump

killed me

then felt bad

made me crawl to that hatch only for me to die again

lmao

[proven tundra]

I spam "Thank you raider" when people down me

[oblique belfry]

that fucking bridge became an hotspot it seems

[copper vapor]

spam "work together" instead

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

29 mins left

[oblique belfry]

and i saw 2 people going to that bridge already

killed 1

need to find a new gun crate spot

[copper vapor]

did you see what I said about buried city

at parking garage

[oblique belfry]

yeah i was just about to write that on search bar

[hexed kernel]

suspiciously desert-shaped snack

[oblique belfry]

opaa

[copper vapor]

HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS PRETTY

BABY GOT WOUNDED

THEY HIT LOU

I REPEAT THEY HIT LOU

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/NobleActuaI/status/1989818649205456989?s=20

NobleActua🄻 (@NobleActuaI)

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[copper vapor]

BIRB

THEY HIT LOU

[sour rivet]

[pure compass]

wwm?

[turbid shuttle]

What the fuck did I just watch

[pure compass]

not the c-drama character introduction line

[sour rivet]

i saw this exact thing on the arc raiders reddit

[turbid shuttle]

Scary

[hexed kernel]

terrorism

[turbid shuttle]

This is a capital offense

[blazing maple]

hate crime

[sour rivet]

you call it a hate crime but im enjoying it

[sour rivet]

curious

[turbid shuttle]

Aint nobody enjoying BO7

[sour rivet]

didnt say anyting about enjoying the game

[turbid shuttle]

Don't they have a skibid toilet bossfight

[turbid shuttle]

[oblique belfry]

huh

[sour rivet]

monie

[blazing maple]

Keanu Reeves Snowglobe

[hexed kernel]

krillmobile

[sour rivet]

heyg sam guess what

[green granite]

Ok

This is lowkey cool af

[zealous depot]

I'd pay for that

[blazing maple]

wh

[zealous depot]

Who the hell is this

[sour rivet]

donqui

[green granite]

Don Quixote

[zealous depot]

Oh dat hoe

[marsh cargo]

[zealous depot]

From uhhh,

Cringe company

[sour rivet]

removing xp from you

[copper vapor]

BB IS HURT

[hexed kernel]

friend shaped

[zealous depot]

NOT THE BB

What game is this even

[copper vapor]

where winds meet

[zealous depot]

Wait tf its free to play

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

ya

[marsh cargo]

this artis makes alot of these

[copper vapor]

tachikoma vibe

[static axle]

why is it so

smooth

[copper vapor]

baby smooth

[latent plank]

peak

[pure compass]

temu-ass Tachikoma

[copper vapor]

[pure compass]

bb is a crouching tiger

[static axle]

me when i accidentally drop the baby into fountain of youth

[copper vapor]

OH NO HE'S HOT

[copper vapor]

who's the hidden dragon then

[pure compass]

the pacifier

[green granite]

@little depot your birthday just passed

You old

[copper vapor]

GUYS

[zealous depot]

OLS

[oblique belfry]

found a great location wtf

[zealous depot]

OLD*

[pure compass]

https://tenor.com/view/robotnik-eggman-flee-run-away-escape-gif-22365355

[oblique belfry]

4 shelfs and 1 of em had 8 loots in em

[sour rivet]

a

[timber oxide]

Mom, I'm on TV

[oblique belfry]

good for valuables

[left mantle]

Because we know it truly is...one in a krillion

[oblique belfry]

migule

[green granite]

T95

[static axle]

why the screenshot so bright

[sour rivet]

SLOW DOWN CHAT

[oblique belfry]

muh saturation

[sour rivet]

SLOW DOWN

[green granite]

Riding bike is shrimply sheimple

[marsh cargo]

ok enough funny animals as vehicles

[copper vapor]

WHICH PRESET

[oblique belfry]

KEEP UP OLD MAN

[sour rivet]

EYEPATCH

[static axle]

it doesnt even look like that on my screen when playing

[pure compass]

none of them

upload a photo of yourself

[oblique belfry]

some kind of anti screenshot thing ?

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

idk

[static axle]

eye patch ofc

[oblique belfry]

damn 7 k

M U L A H

[copper vapor]

[pure compass]

bomnis do the photo match

[static axle]

probably hdr bugging out even on nvidia ss

[hexed kernel]

jpload?

[pure compass]

DO IT BOMNIS

[static axle]

ADD PEPE

do it bitch

[pure compass]

oh

yeah do that

upload a pepe

[static axle]

[pure compass]

yknow

[copper vapor]

[pure compass]

I bet

someone uploaded the burgerking guy

[green granite]

There ain't no fking way

[pure compass]

THE FUCK IS THAT

[sour rivet]

harper

[green granite]

Harper

[static axle]

no one is shocked other than hasans dog

[hexed kernel]

big boss but he's asian and medieval(ish)

[left mantle]

It's been very clear for years IGN gets paid for their reviews

[static axle]

why the fuck is skier so FAT

[left mantle]

especially after SM2 got rated as low as it did

[oblique belfry]

did you see the fucking ign review of Arc raiders

[hexed kernel]

this but unironically

[static axle]

6pm? more like 3pm

fuck outta here floridian

[sour rivet]

hell kinda place goes lights out at 3pm

[copper vapor]

I think I'm gonna be a smooth talker

[left mantle]

The void

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oSJMsL1Ac8

[static axle]

north

[oblique belfry]

this might be the WORST fucking ign review

i've ever seen

[sour rivet]

rude ass

trip over a pinecone

[pure compass]

I can't believe they made a wuxia game without quartstaves

It's joever

[oblique belfry]

LMAO

[copper vapor]

A NINJA STOLE MY NAME THING

[static axle]

cant cause snow

[sour rivet]

damnit

i hope it snows again..

[static axle]

sunrise is 9am and sunset is 3pm

[static axle]

probably will snow 4 feet this winter

[hexed kernel]

who even watches ign reviews anyways

[sour rivet]

video game day/night cycle be like:

[static axle]

no one who has a brain

[proven tundra]

Is this the free wuxia game?

Whose name I can't remember

[green granite]

9/10

[left mantle]

The average gamma installer probably

[copper vapor]

yes, where winds meet

[pure compass]

where winds meet

[static axle]

i mean during summer it doesnt set at all

[oblique belfry]

look at the video i've sent

the first preview

[green granite]

Ig thats a fucking lie then

[oblique belfry]

@green granite

discord i swear to fucking lie

[static axle]

life on the artic circle be wild

[oblique belfry]

CUPPY

LOOK AT THE FUCKING VIDEO IVE SENT

[pure compass]

it's more like a very multiplayer souls game tho @proven tundra

[static axle]

no fancy shit here like starfucks, or ubershits

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

found the hidden dragon

[oblique belfry]

bonk

[static axle]

oh my monster mango loco has bo7 ingame price thingie on it, kinda dont even wanna drink it anymore

[copper vapor]

found my weapon of choice

[green granite]

Such a shame u cant use it as melee

[static axle]

🤢

[static axle]

stick sowrd

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[sour rivet]

10k

[static axle]

also the fuck you playing

[pure compass]

wwm

[copper vapor]

where winds meet (your mom)

[static axle]

[pure compass]

https://tenor.com/view/jakoon-jakob-rust-racoon-raccoon-gif-21046574

[static axle]

is it another black myth wudong

[copper vapor]

yes

[pure compass]

uhh

[copper vapor]

but f2p and multiplayer

but no monke

[static axle]

ah

[pure compass]

no monke

[zealous depot]

Monke

[pure compass]

no stave weapon

[static axle]

its like that one game you can coop

[pure compass]

it's joever

[static axle]

whats its name

[pure compass]

there's no cleaver weapon either

WHERE ARE THE CLASSIC KUNG FU WEAPONS

AAAAAAA

[turbid shuttle]

Mordhau Elvis before GTA6

[pure compass]

there are still people playing?

[sour rivet]

no dead game

[hexed kernel]

bald!!!!!!!

[sour rivet]

evil

[static axle]

@frank hearth why do i even bother watching stream cause they only give them for pvp

fucking dumb shit

you didn't pay double for a half a game they made

[proven hamlet]

im finally updating my rig and idk if im more excited to finally be able to try stalker 2 or be able to play gamma properly now

[copper vapor]

"see that mountain? you can climb it" ahhh vibes

this game do look pretty tho

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

my weakness

[static axle]

not here my friend

you gonna get whipped soon

[hexed kernel]

[static axle]

and there it is

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/choopo-jingle-jangle-keys-pay-attention-gif-5329561005981139666

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

KEYS!

KEYS!

[proven hamlet]

i was playing gamma at 720p

[sour rivet]

KEYS

[pure compass]

and this is how MBOmnis learns the secrets of the dog beating stick

[static axle]

i should order a mousepad

from gsupps

go full iedy

[oblique belfry]

o shit

also raider hatch key too

[static axle]

https://gamersupps.gg/collections/accessories-and-more/products/saeko-mousepad @frank hearth

hide that embed real wuick

[quiet abyss]

alright pal

[sour rivet]

i want a mouse pad of my eldritch moth streamer

[quiet abyss]

i mean... i like the mousepad

[pure compass]

tbh you should get a normal blank mousepad lol

[quiet abyss]

but blank is better

[pure compass]

just so the opticals dont randomly fuck up lol

[quiet abyss]

because imagine the day you get lucky and get to bring someone home, and they see that, id instantly think less of someone tbh

[worn harness]

im learning on pve mode

[quiet abyss]

[zealous depot]

Get a Shaker cup while your at it. I unironically got two of them

[hexed kernel]

enby struggles

you know i think you can still be a good boy/girl while also being nonbinary

in a weird way

[oblique belfry]

MUULAHH

[sour rivet]

almost therwe

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

I'm gonna need to arc

[oblique belfry]

ok so for upgrades i need to kill
-3 pops
-4 fireballs
-6 snitches
-3 hornets
-4 sentinels
-6 ticks

[zealous depot]

Though idk if I wanna play games when my pointer finger is bandaged up

Shit feels werid pressing keys

[oblique belfry]

need to focus them only

instead of looting

speaking of looting

[sour rivet]

maybe more since its not gaurenteed

[oblique belfry]

this place is really great wtf

i solo looted the entire building

70k profit

wish i had more space

[copper vapor]

aight first impression is very good

and this game copies soulslikes

first boss schools you

humiliates you, even

[oblique belfry]

idfk why i carried a 2kg frying pan

but SURELY its used for smth

S U R E L Y

[sour rivet]

nay

[oblique belfry]

im killing myself

[grand totem]

hello, where can i find a "guide" for ZCP? i like shooting Squads of 5-7 ppls, but i don't know how to configure ZCP. (I have R5 5600GT, 16 ram and Rx 570 4 GB)

[oblique belfry]

aint no fucking way

[timber oxide]

It's not PUBG

[oblique belfry]

aint no fucking way am i reading this right

[pallid raft]

no stalker here, go ask newbies

[oblique belfry]

am i dreaming

hello ?

[sour rivet]

hes

justlike you

[grand totem]

sorry

[oblique belfry]

HE IS JUST LIKE MEEEE

[pallid raft]

its alright youve entertained us

[grand totem]

i'm so braindead

[sour rivet]

you and him
you're like brothers

[oblique belfry]

IM ALSO USING RX570 4GB

IM CRYING

IM NOT ALONEE

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/why-do-you-cum-cum-cyberpunk-gif-19751361

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-he-just-like-he-just-like-me-fr-meme-gif-573734217303447410

i cant believe i just witnessed another rx570 4gb user

extraordinary sighting

[grand totem]

es muy excitante

[copper vapor]

I JUST LEARNED

A KUNG FU MOVE

FROM A BEAR

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

now I gotta learn something from a bull

[oblique belfry]

come fellow rx570 4 gb user

[pallid raft]

are u playing that new chinese game

[oblique belfry]

we shall not falter against these modern games

[pallid raft]

the uhh

winds meet or something

[static axle]

i rather buy better ones for half of the prices from gym store

[zealous depot]

Fair

[oblique belfry]

[grand totem]

hahaha Rx 570 my dear warrior

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

OMFG

[static axle]

the fuck is that

[pallid raft]

mbo hitting us with that 2010s slang

[oblique belfry]

bobcat

[static axle]

i swear these have to be ai too

like how they make them look so ass

[sour rivet]

upgrade it

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[oblique belfry]

with fockin wot

[sour rivet]

right
click

[sour rivet]

brokie

[oblique belfry]

i cant even craft em yet

need 1 arc motion core

and 4 fireball burners

[sour rivet]

search probes and couriers they have em too

[oblique belfry]

yeah got 4 from probes and couriers

the issue is fireballs

istg they only spawn on dam

i dont see em elsewhere

and thanks to game always spawning me literally next to them thats how i always kill 1-2 fireballs

WHICH i fucking use for quests

cant find a turret for fireball burner quest

tried my luck with ticks but nope

too fast

[zealous depot]

Death

[oblique belfry]

nature run in dam again

MONNEEEY

[zealous depot]

Muneh

[oblique belfry]

download data ?

where can you do that ?

[zealous depot]

Spaceport maybe?

[oblique belfry]

it says hidden bunker

[sour rivet]

spaceport event

[oblique belfry]

first time hearing that

[sour rivet]

also you gotta do the starts all in one run

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

Good luck doge

[oblique belfry]

i got the motion core just in time

on my safe pocket

bastard

was camping the courier

I KNEW IT WOULD'VE HAPPENED EVENTUALLY

[zealous depot]

Ratted?

[oblique belfry]

WELL FUCK YOU

I STILL WON

[timber oxide]

Doge getting the extraction shooter experience

[zealous depot]

Classic

[oblique belfry]

i avoided those knowing that

but i need its supplies so i had to

and whaddya know

[timber oxide]

You wanna know a funny

[oblique belfry]

what i was afraid of happened

[timber oxide]

And it is very funny, trust

[oblique belfry]

bait ?

[timber oxide]

So in Tarkov you have those secure containers, yes

[oblique belfry]

ye

[timber oxide]

And whatever you put inside will stay in there even if you die, yes

[oblique belfry]

it does ?

[zealous depot]

Lies

[sour rivet]

who tf camps couriers

[timber oxide]

Yeah it does

So

[sour rivet]

the loot aint allat

[timber oxide]

Many quests

[zealous depot]

Just to spite you birb

[timber oxide]

Ask for "found in raid" items

[oblique belfry]

this orange wearing fucko you said "kill on sight" mfs

[zealous depot]

I'll be camping those only

[timber oxide]

And here's the gimmick

[sour rivet]

fym spite me i never had it happen to me

[timber oxide]

Whatever you put in the secure container

Loses the "found in raid" mark if you die

[sour rivet]

oh yeah kill the orange blokes

[timber oxide]

So you can't use it for quests

[oblique belfry]

i still dont know why the fuck orange col- ooohhhh

camo

[zealous depot]

What servers you play on and what map?

Just curious

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ actual fetuses

[sour rivet]

somth somth "tryhard clothes"

[green granite]

@sour rivet look Birb

[oblique belfry]

if they care that much

[green granite]

Look at my cool af fucking pocket watch

[sour rivet]

art is centurii

smh no source once again

[oblique belfry]

all roads lead to rome

[green granite]

I thought thats a common knowledge

[sour rivet]

all

that shouldnt matter

[zealous depot]

that wasn't an answer

[sour rivet]

it was

[timber oxide]

It's a PvP game after all

[oblique belfry]

condom skins of arc

[sour rivet]

-# ve

[timber oxide]

Just kill everyone on sight to avoid issues

Simple as

[static axle]

shrimple as

[zealous depot]

The tarkov mentality

[timber oxide]

The only good mentality

[turbid shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBO_mF9eQgc

[delicate portal]

https://tenor.com/ieGDZC7GSoy.gif

[green granite]

Wait

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1423459774061871145/4u2rr2izsrsf1.gif

[green granite]

Arc Raider was made by people who made The Finals?

[sour rivet]

yes

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-teto-plush-kasane-teto-plush-crush-it-gif-16166927453889012815

[delicate portal]

Banger :)

[weary heart]

Cuppert I have newz

[delicate portal]

NAUR NOT HER TEETOS

[weary heart]

The newz is I just convinced an entire australian family to abandon their home country and move to the US via telling them how much I pay for gas

https://tenor.com/view/dance-skeleton-puppet-gif-6114807

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/jorking-my-peanits-cat-coke-gif-6176227520752583257

[green granite]

Wth why are you gooning

[timber oxide]

I'm always gooning wdym

[zealous depot]

Oh no not another Teto enjoyer

[static axle]

damn, its cuppy

[hexed kernel]

damn, it's half this channel

this server* even

[static axle]

naah. its cuppy

[timber oxide]

@green granite give me some 1911 facts

[static axle]

half of this server dont go screaming " ITS HK BILIBALIPOOPOO MK271.15-2 MADE IN 2017!!! "

[hexed kernel]

well true but i guess guntardism like any other flavour of tism is a spectrum

it's just that cuppy has the ultra rare hyper version of it

[static axle]

truenuke

(idk know the command)

[oblique belfry]

im a savior

rocketier was above elevator and downed a guy

[static axle]

there goes my hero!

[oblique belfry]

i shot the rocketeer and smoked the elevator and we evac'd together

i saved his run

[sour rivet]

shoulda shot the elevator and smoked the rocketeer

[static axle]

@oblique belfry check dm's

[sour rivet]

👀

[static axle]

ofc theres tagilla

https://tenor.com/view/jacknicholson-angry-pissed-tantrum-theshining-gif-4961642

[zealous depot]

Get tagila'ed

[static axle]

bitch get wet sock'ed

[oblique belfry]

so you are telling me i have to do this shit in 1 run ?

[sour rivet]

yup

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

remember the 2x

[blazing maple]

Shoot him?

[oblique belfry]

so thats where they come in

[blazing maple]

yes trials are 1 run only

Buut way worth

[sour rivet]

ehhh

[zealous depot]

So its a one run challenge sort of thing?

[sour rivet]

not always

grgmgmm i have yet to get a gotdang bp from them

[static axle]

i did, he did not care, he bashed my head in with a sledge hammer

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

the funi item

[blazing maple]

you can get cool bp's from trial rewards

[oblique belfry]

oooo

[sour rivet]

NOT ALWAYS

[oblique belfry]

idc

[blazing maple]

Always

[oblique belfry]

gambling

ooooo

[static axle]

went 2nd floor bathroom, needed second gun for story, heard rumbling, went to investigate PAM! 5kg sledge to face

[sour rivet]

also that aim speed is ass like omg

[oblique belfry]

torrente on this

3-5 business days to ads

[blazing maple]

just pre-aim

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

pre aim this desync

[zealous depot]

Jumpscare

[oblique belfry]

you have desync ?

[sour rivet]

everyone gets it

[oblique belfry]

??

[sour rivet]

embark server issue

[oblique belfry]

i dont

[sour rivet]

mainly for pvp

[oblique belfry]

i never seen someone teleport away or my bullets being nullified or being delayed

[static axle]

guess imma just do pm runs..... oh wait you cant

[sour rivet]

teleport no

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-gif-24765156

[sour rivet]

but being shot as im in cover yes

[oblique belfry]

never had it

[sour rivet]

because hur dur im still on their screen

[oblique belfry]

Ooohhhh

same shit fortnite has

i see

ping diff

[sour rivet]

shit pc

[oblique belfry]

still better then you

[sour rivet]

your mama

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

i love my mama

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

Hah

Doge back to arcing it

[oblique belfry]

hm i dunno

i might call it off for the day

[static axle]

damn, pm runs have devolved into 2 shot toz runs 1.0@zealous depot

[oblique belfry]

have a big hangout tomorrow

[zealous depot]

Oh yeah. Ain't 1.0 out now?

[static axle]

yee

the story kinda cool

[oblique belfry]

i forgot i had IGN review video open in the background

i will fucking dox this man

[static axle]

also this shit

never knew skier was so fat

[zealous depot]

Wonder if tarky will be doing any wipes from here on out

[green granite]

Im tired so here is a short fact.
US Army realized the need for a new powerful caliber to arm their officer to replace the .38 Special that fail to kill Filippino people on crack. I think the criteria was a new pistol that shoots rapidly and can deal accurate, powerful hit

Some contenders to 1911 are Luger P08, Savage M1907 but at the end 1911 was chosen for its caliber which is later called .45 Automatic Colt Pistol (ACP) for its powerful stopping power at the time

It was in fact, at the time, the biggest caliber ever fired from a self-loading pistol

M1911 is also the longest serving pistol in the world ever since 1911 all the way to 2016

None of other pistol come close

[oblique belfry]

how do they fucking do this

like how is it actually possible

to be this bad

[timid hollow]

but yeah i tried and cba to retry retry whole mission so eep

[oblique belfry]

you are using AI to make games and still be in the loss ?

i've never seen a corpo fall this badly

[sour rivet]

i mean ubisoft is fucking dying

[oblique belfry]

no no

this is on another level

[static axle]

and whatever xbox is doing

[oblique belfry]

ubislop shot themselfs

this is another level of being bad

[zealous depot]

EA is losing money from using ai? Isn't the whole point of ai to SAVE money

[oblique belfry]

using AI saying fuck you to the workers

AND STILL LOSING MONEY

LIKE HOW IS IT POSSIBLE

[blazing maple]

already killed him for you bossman

[zealous depot]

How bad do you gotta be that your ai endeavors still waste you money

[oblique belfry]

thank u senorita

[static axle]

ah anothet sledge gae in factory

[sour rivet]

wtf sam i was using him for misinformation

[static axle]

im not gonna lose my mind

[abstract helm]

Just ea things :3

[oblique belfry]

not anymore muchacho

[sour rivet]

my fukin money

[oblique belfry]

fuck that

[sour rivet]

my 2 dimes

[untold spear]

bUT Muh bATtfiEld 6

[oblique belfry]

bro was playing on a potato and calling arc "mediocre" while playing on 20 fps

with a goddamn controller or smth cuz holy aim issue

[abstract helm]

So ARC good game if interested in extraction shooters?

[oblique belfry]

ye

[sour rivet]

No.

[zealous depot]

Surely

[weary heart]

Speaking of EA, Does Battlefield 3 have any servers still alive btw?
I thought EA shut them all down and everyone jumped ship to a community made browser mod or some shit.

[blazing maple]

i don't know

can you repeat the question

you're not the boss of me now

[sour rivet]

im gonna cast my spell again

[oblique belfry]

"ticks are downright upsetting for an arachnophone like me"

🥀

[abstract helm]

I at least could still log into their shitty battle log like 3 weeks ago.

[zealous depot]

Ticks love people's faces

[abstract helm]

No clue if there are any servers still running, didn´t check.

[oblique belfry]

PF HAHAHA

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

thank you sam

[turbid shuttle]

Is the job market really that bad?

[oblique belfry]

not only you made him unemployed but killed his car as well

[sour rivet]

yes

[weary heart]

3/1 were some of the best last experiences I had with BF and I'm getting tired of only playing BF1
Bf2 is my beloved
Bf3 is comfy
I can't stand Bf4 (heresy)
Bf Hardline I never cared about
Bf1 is god tier
Bf5 is dogshit to me
Bf2042 is dogshit
And Bf6 just isn't for me

[turbid shuttle]

I've been working at the same company for 11 years

[blazing maple]

https://media.tenor.com/2H6q6yF9u2AAAAAj/pepe-fridge.gif

[oblique belfry]

i dont care if this was 6 months ago

watched the whole video

gameplay is exactly the same

[static axle]

@zealous depot @frank hearth hahahah fun

[abstract helm]

Think the most fun I had was with Bad Company 2 back then and now BF6 tbh
(but I also got BF6 as a gift so that that may make me biased since I didn´t waste MY money on it )

[sour rivet]

you do this to torment me i just know it

[turbid shuttle]

BF1 is peak
BF2 is good
BF3 is great
BF4 I love
Hardline wasnt much too me
BF5 was shit
2042 sucked, but I put like 300 hours into it with friends, it was fun.
I am a certified BF6 GLAZER

[pure compass]

BF One or BF1942?

[hexed kernel]

he just wants to talk

[pure compass]

What about bad companies

[turbid shuttle]

BF1942

[turbid shuttle]

I ❤️ bad company 2

Fucking LOVED that game

[static axle]

i dont

[oblique belfry]

they gave black ops 3 9.2

with 0 cons

[turbid shuttle]

I liked B03

It was different but I liked it

[oblique belfry]

lemme check bo7

[pure compass]

BFOne or BF1942 and thoughts on BF:BC?

[sour rivet]

for the campaign

[oblique belfry]

h u h .

they gave 6 for the campaign

[static axle]

campaing is higher than bf6's

[weary heart]

My issue with bf6 is that it doesn't scratch the itch I'm looking for
I've been wanting a new vietnam bf sized experience

I also had a dream once of a 40k styled battlefield one/battlefront styled game

[weary heart]

BFOne

[turbid shuttle]

Thats the worst part

lmao

[turbid shuttle]

1942 all the way

every time

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[turbid shuttle]

A CAMPAIGN

[pure compass]

There's also this game which only a handful of people played lmao

[turbid shuttle]

ONLINE ONLY

[sour rivet]

doge can you stop talking about ign please brain hurty

[oblique belfry]

no pausing

[oblique belfry]

im moving bo7 slop

with that title

WHO THE FUCK

[abstract helm]

Wasn´t that for the PS2 only?

[turbid shuttle]

One of my friends tried to get me on this

[oblique belfry]

DECIDED TO MAKE A SP MODE

O N L I N E

THAT YOU CANNOT PAUSE

[sour rivet]

activision blizzard

[oblique belfry]

IN THAT TEAM

[pure compass]

eggsbox I think got it

[oblique belfry]

I KNOW WHAT WRETCHED CORPO MADE THIS GAME

[turbid shuttle]

Activision did

[sour rivet]

john vision

[copper vapor]

welcome to 2007, Ubisoft has just released Assassin's Creed

remember jade raymond?

[weary heart]

I can ride horses in BFOne and one of the skins looks just like my horse irl that passed away so that's why it wins out for me
I've got about 1,200-ish hours alone on horserider and about 600 service stars on the rifle for it?

[static axle]

ngl, kinda liking this @zealous depot

[abstract helm]

Ah so console exclusive in general gotcha.

[static axle]

back when ubisoft and ea wer good and you were excited to play the games when teir logos popped up

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWMU65g-zaY

[zealous depot]

Hmmm, maybe I'll habe to get spt again, is that what you're playing rn? Or you playing live (god i hope not]

[oblique belfry]

poo

[sour rivet]

something we had since bo1

[static axle]

live pve

[sour rivet]

dont diss dead ops arcade

[oblique belfry]

wait this existed ?

[sour rivet]

yes

[oblique belfry]

i revert my sentence then

[sour rivet]

i will not tolerate dead ops slander

[zealous depot]

Ah, that's acceptable

[left mantle]

Because I immediately lose respect for someone if they say they vibe code.

[static axle]

mainly cause way better performance and the ai aint total dogshit

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[weary heart]

How tf do people not know what dead ops arcade was
Does nobody remember the cosmic silverback???

[sour rivet]

we had this same talk before doge

[sour rivet]

when the game was first shown

[oblique belfry]

i dont remember + i didnt play zombies

[turbid shuttle]

Bro they just be making cod anything but a 1st person arcade PVP game

[sour rivet]

l+ratio+how could you+hop on zombie chronicles+im hungry

[hexed kernel]

wait you people actually play(ed) cod? i thought it's like a joke or something

[static axle]

it still has the classic quests in there like hdd from ground zero terragroup building etc.

[pure compass]

I only played Big Red One

[oblique belfry]

"great"

pack your fries activision 🥀

[turbid shuttle]

mf aint nobody playing B06

MW2019 last good cod

period

I loved 2019

[oblique belfry]

real

cold war was decent too

[weary heart]

Zombies is the only acceptable portion of Call of Duty at this point

[oblique belfry]

saw 1st hand when my friend came over and used his ps5 on my monitor

[sour rivet]

ehhhh

[weary heart]

Even then I can't stand modern zombies

Anything after Bo3 does not exist
It was all a dream

[oblique belfry]

charlie made a vid

PACK IT UP

ITS OVER

[sour rivet]

hes gonna eat those twinks

[turbid shuttle]

Late as hell ngl

[oblique belfry]

all the kids will now think the same as well

[sour rivet]

how

[static axle]

nearly 700k launch difference between bo7 and bf6

[sour rivet]

the game came out today

[oblique belfry]

yup

speaking of

[turbid shuttle]

I meant doge

retard

[oblique belfry]

imma check again

[turbid shuttle]

fucking dumbass

[sour rivet]

youre the retard retard

didnt specify shit

[zealous depot]

Bruh I watched someone play bo7 on YouTube and GOD IT WAS TERRIBLE

[sour rivet]

immediately insulting smh

grown ass man

[turbid shuttle]

No you're the retard, retard 🫵

[zealous depot]

you have npc teammates constantly chatting but THEY DO NOTHING IN ACTUAL GAMEPLAY CAUSS THEY DON'T EXIST

[weary heart]

Only real OG's remember playing Zork on Bo1

[static axle]

no it didnt

14th

[sour rivet]

fuck you let me have this

[little depot]

That was two days ago

[left mantle]

Didn't even make 1/3 the previous release's playercount on steam.

[oblique belfry]

activision

[sour rivet]

to be fair

[oblique belfry]

please

[sour rivet]

most of the playerbase is on console

[left mantle]

yeah but if you can't even break 100k on the largest PC distributor there's 100% a problem

Considering how big your franchise is

[weary heart]

I think we all know who the real winner is here

[untold spear]

What modern games do people even play besides stuff like Baldur's Gate or Expedition 33? Seems like mediocrity creeps in everywhere, and like I know there is the indie scene and double A, but like you think a billion-dollar industry would at least have some interesting ideas? Especially when/if they are raising the prices.

[little depot]

Uhh all of you are wrong bo7 is the greatest game ever, yotei and dispatch is big bad!!!!

[oblique belfry]

even so

they are still not even close

to what bf6 did

[left mantle]

Bf6 honestly qualifies as a good release.

[oblique belfry]

arc raiders too

[little depot]

We had some banger games this year

[left mantle]

Once you get out of the mire you'll see a lot of good being done in several places

[little depot]

Wdym

[untold spear]

Yeah, but I played Mass Effect 3, so I embargo EA.

[hexed kernel]

like donkey kong bananza

[little depot]

Lowkey a generational run

[oblique belfry]

especially considering the fact that arc raiders is using ue5 and is actually playable with 0 performance losses

[little depot]

It's kinda peak

[zealous depot]

That's cause billion dollar companies lost the narrative years ago, they don't know what is good anymore or what the people actually want

[oblique belfry]

if an ue5 game is playable on my pc then its well optimized

[left mantle]

This is true

[copper vapor]

triple jump

[zealous depot]

Doge is our tester

[little depot]

If you can make money without having to make good games why would you make good games?

[oblique belfry]

i wish

[zealous depot]

"Okay its ue5, but does it run on doges pc?

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

Just spend 80 grand on ai prompts

[copper vapor]

who needs a fishing rod when you can do this

[oblique belfry]

ea did that and they are LOSING money

[hexed kernel]

maybe the engine is not the issue but shitty ass developers who don't know how to use it (looking at you redacted 2)

[little depot]

I love software bloat

I love software bloat

[zealous depot]

[little depot]

Precisely

[zealous depot]

I love EA

[little depot]

Surely that's cost effective

[zealous depot]

Best company

[oblique belfry]

who would've guessed ?

1 other reason why 90% of ue5 games has terrible performance is "muh lumen"

[little depot]

Corporate decision making is essential 12 people hyping each other up over some nepo baby's day dreams

[oblique belfry]

stupid fucking lighting system literally breaks gpu's below 20 series

and even with 20 series they are having an hard time

but nooo

look at this shiny rock

that turns dark when light goes out

OoOOOOOo

technologia 🗣️

[zealous depot]

But lumen is cool, just look at borderlands 4

[light monolith]

Surprised anyone actually brought the excuse of a game to begin with.

[little depot]

I don't even like realistic lighting

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

Anyways deadcells 2 goty

[oblique belfry]

i just opened steam store why is gambit rizzing rogue

[zealous depot]

Oh and let's not FORGET MONSTER HUNTER WILDS

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

NOMINEES REVEALED IN MONDAY

istg if bo7 is in that category

[zealous depot]

Performance issues galore for weaker pcs

[oblique belfry]

i dont wanna even see bo7 NEAR other awards

forget goty

[little depot]

E33 nor silk song got Grammy game noms

I find that funny

[zealous depot]

Appears reviews did not get any better

Wilds is still suffering

[little depot]

Also side notes maybe I should become an Orthodox Christian nun

[left mantle]

Hades 2 full release, Calir Obscur, Dispatch, Silksong, Hello Kitty Island adventure port to PC, Kingdom Come deliverance 2, Definitive edition of DoW1, Atomfall (I heard this one was actually pretty good despite critics), The first beserker, Deltarune chp 3 and 4, and etc etc.

[sour rivet]

tu4 is said to have perfomance fxies

[left mantle]

This was actually a fuckin banger year

[oblique belfry]

my bet on goty nominees : E33 / Silksong / Hades 2 / Split Fiction / KCD2 / 1 more game that i can't think about rn

[little depot]

Donkey Kong bananza

[zealous depot]

I have not played any of these games yet