#╟❓general-offtopic
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Damn COVID fucked you real bad didn’t it?

Nerve and brain damage
Immune system is kinda fucked up
PTSD like night terrors that are untreatable
BUT
ARC raiders is really fun so I have that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXn5sCbCRWw @blazing maple heres a reason to watch it
From the Dudes of Hazmat standalone episode of the same name!
Find the song "Can of Whoop-Ass" (and my other Dudes songs) on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/track/0f7KRZmisB5kqyz2N8zYRT
Also, apple music:
https://music.apple.com/ca/album/can-of-whoop-ass/1669863528?i=1669863529
Some cult member yelps by: Sarah-Lynne Otsuji
© & Animation by...
i will glaze this fuck ass series forever
oh that
yeah I've heard the song
buh
aw fuck
Rude
Love the old lady hairdo
she in prison now 
Remember, switching to your secondary shotgun is faster than pumping it
they should switch to another game 
im waiting
That's all I got
thank you ratdad
thank you ratdad 🥰
thank you ratdad
I did that in doom 2016 multiplayer
atleast in a game like doom it makes sense
He was just one dog week until retirement when a giant hand from a Burger Boy statue fell off the restaurant roof and crushed him. "God was saving up all his petting for one terrible ultra-pet," said his blind owner at the funeral. "I only wish it had been me under that Burger Boy hand instead - because as a working service dog, he really should...
probably the light stock on both
Okay
Chad
200% faster equip and unequip time
oh

Hi Falco
ok let me NOT do a test then
o boy
Hi Falco 
Miniature chocolate bars acquired
cozy looking blanket oomf

"I want to have a glitched upper hand in combat we can't let the plebs know about it"
in my case i dont want this shit
you have fortnit

No I don't
Comfy blanket and choclate 10/10

if it's in the game might as well use it
devs may end up never patching it out so 
I'm not going out of my way to use this crap tho
nah, i'd stitcher
I did have a lot of fun doing this in doom tho 
combat shotgun > super shotgun combo
click Q click Q click Q click Q
more dps than any other weapon combination in deathmatch lul
https://fixvx.com/weapogames/status/1989428376361398714?s=20 hold on im gonna do this shit to people with my ferro
she replied
good work
and people doubted me asking
oooOooo you will play fable again in the future oooooOooo
OooaUUUGHHH I WANNA PLAY FABLE 2
then go play it damn
cant
not on pc
and the emulation wasnt the best
I'm content to leave fable in my memories only
im not
i must keep the flame going
You asked for it.
Here's the first track that plays Level I-3: STARLESS AND BIBLE BLACK
#ultrakill #ukpurgatorio #customlevel #screenshotsaturday
Full track: https://youtu.be/DbgO7LHKJZM
indulgence 3 gonna go hard
reject the house, fortify police station instead
never played gta 5 tbh which yes i know how could i unbelievable lah lah lah
but i never had a good pc to play it and when i did the hype died
but now i wanna try it out

good luck
honse
hos
hors
its fun go for jt
we could play online and do stupid shit
equus ferus caballus
fiat iustitia et pereat mundus
aah yeee i get online too
and legacy
shiee u right
i wanna do main story first
and side content
and explore

genuinely having fun playing good games and shit
meanwhile retards in #💣tarkov-released suffer
embedded systems 
oh, SOIC design 
gimme ur stuff I'll take them with you 
WHAT DOES IT MEANNN 
THE WORD, MASON
WHAT DO THEY MEANNN
ah wait I fucked it up
This is the equivalence of chamber your P90 in 7.62x39mm which METRO did
is that 50 rounds?
why not vertically
otherwise, its the thicciest p90 imaginable
french color
Is that the su-27 color?
idk something about it reminds me about french military equipment
Its just normal AK blued steel taken from older camera
Cuz in ww1 french used to be all blue?
Like it was so standing out
different tone
Surprised people actually know what the Ekranoplan is
At least I think that's the cockpit of the Ekranoplan
idk im russian, its existence is pretty widely known
not so many could name a few
Soviet prototype planes were so interesting
I want to learn a lot of Russian architecture and building design
They are always interesting to learn
do you know about Kalinin designs?
Sadly I dont have much references
Which ones?
There's like 12 no?
Tho the K-7 was the only that was produced right
Tax evasion
Konstantin Kalinin, the flying wing enthusiast
@blazing maple your picture is in PZ
@sour rivet 
K-12 is prob his most cool design
Destroy it
We cannot let it spread
you
Definitely
Tho I'm surprised that the K-7 actually worked
moo
I shall keep it in my fanny pack
Rat, you fool
been slaying rats
bardin is more fun than i though he would be
SHES LOOSE
You don't know what you're doing

I can't
It's favorited
well, its a flying wing, of course it worked, the real problem were always good enough engines, the bane of soviet pre war aviation in general
True
has the game living rent free in his head
edgin my one ring rn

now I'm free
free to crank 90's in fortnite
I'm going to go live in rosewood
your spells are powerful
unfortunately for you i'm too hungry to play so I'm fucking off to watch youtube and eat food
also new map i scary!
@sour rivet
This is an automated message, sent in a response to Sam's escape.
I have been sent to the shadow realm, where I will look for the source of Cow. The PyrAI has been awakened, you can use it to help you in your quest of capturing Sam. You are our last hope.
then dont do new map then ez
spoopy new map
Hello chatroom
Oh my god it's gorbon frigman
Are you immune to lady gaga propaganda?
I'm not
she's very cool
hmm if my arc raiders spell doesnt work now perhaps i can try another spell later...
this happened
Nobody is immune to white girl music
PyrAI Initiate code violet
bar any and all passages of the forest
lasers, landmines, drug up the faes
Understood
Building bars at the entrances to the forest
Asking faes to drug up lasers and landmines
mr.brightside isn't specifically white girl but just white music
and you can't not dance to it when it goes on
i can because i dunno how to dance
I don't like to dance, but I will do a funky lil move
you let the music control you
alright when I eventually kidnap you I'm giving dance lessons
Need my manager to get off my ass so i can draw in peace 🙈💕
What game is this from?
Why would they put half life on an underperforming piece of hardware
""underperfoming""
Arc raiders? 👀👀👀
I like how ultra came back and scrolled through stuff and just started replying to it all
love that
hate him
One of the yakuza games it seems
But idk which one
Ps5 is better from a hardware standpoint, you cant even run skyrim modded from it unless its one of the lower end mod lists
Its like reading the news
Have to catch up on events
my brother in christ the thing isnt even out yet
fr fr, just like opening the newspaper
the steam machine was made from all those hardware surverys that steam does. They got the average/most picked option and put all that hardware into a box
kinda clever
Its a box the size of my ass youre not fitting anything more than 500 dollarz into it
dumbass
meeeee :3
Cope,
not you kitten
mama
https://fixvx.com/shitpost_2077/status/1989823223416971774?s=20 doing this to you
you cant run modded anything on ps5 either, steam machine its a low end gaming prebuilt pc
this will be my abiotic factor apolalpyse run with the new update
If i cant fit my scalped 5090 into it and make the ram 64 idc about it
if pricing on that box would stay below 500 it would be actually great since pc building is nightmare for common man nowadays
How
Most places you can just pay them to build it
because you get full pc games capacity at moderate price
Wdym, i dont follow
without pc headaches, its just pc steam console
and why are we using modded skyrim as a keystone for perfomance
But its linux tho, not a headache a migraine if anything
idk, modded skyrim could run like shit even on top pc
exactly
Standard benchmark test, its either that or modded gtav with raining water reflections

point is who tf cares, you pressing the button, the thing run all pc games, you can install workshop mods, great package
potentially, an even great gateway to pc gaming in general
IF pricing will stay in sensible range
Absolute deliciousness
shit knowing that my steam library will most likely carry over $500 seems like a good price
Should i buy it? 👀
and the data thingmapop can be transfered to the other 2 hardwares releasing
Ngl i have a steam deck and i love it
didnt you JUST say you dont care about it
if you already have good pc - no
I kindof want more steam shit too ngl
Stirfry Ramen noodle with bonkchoy, beef and then I added 2 slices of Pepper Jacks
I know but i kind of have a weakness for steam shit so i can overlook its shortcomings
absolute banger meal
pepperjack is great
I have a legion 5 with a 3060 in it it was outdated when i bought it brand new so the steam machine might just be an upgrade but idk
lunchables
salami+pepperjack+everything bagel= 🔥
What most not very bright people, bashing poor performance of steam machine dont get - you get all steam services with it, the box itself is nothing without it. I could imagine this box as first ever gaming device or something you might need as second gaming device at another place.
done
but remember me when ur famous
cow founder
cowfounder
big
baana
why are there so many zombies at the drive in
There's not even a movie playing
go home
also, free mp
bana
baan
oh yeah not paying forr online is peak
rip playstation and xbox
I just dont understand why they would release an underperforming machine, its hardware limits it from being as capable as other consoles even with the jump in gaming library
how is it underperfoming tho\
The hardware in it was chosen based on the average steam users hardware
Thats terrible im ngl
Most pc gamers are using a potato
ok but how is it underperfoming
Very few people can actually afford to and even have good rigs
answer the question
well, potato still have 1000x more games than ps5
Because its not physically better,
500$ for a very usable gaming box isn't bad tbh
expensive pcs cost thousands
an actual, good games
consoles are an exclusivity nightmare
the fuck does that mean
this steam machine seems perfectly slotted into where they want it
swear warning x1
Im talking about from a hardware standpoint
im gonna swear you
Its not an improvement its just “on-par”
walled garden, what is more infuriating how this policy defended by fanboys
like, buying ps5 only to hope you like DS2 is not what i would call a good decision with your limited hard earned money
perhaps you arent the targeted audience
Hopefully they make a 4090 or 5090 mini equivalent to put inside
its a console so i doubt they can do that
good performance
portable
affordable
how is it bad
all your steam games AND no online pay
can plug on your TV, no need to buy a monitor
slightly weaker than a ps5? so fucking what
yep that's ultra alright
enhanced better anyway, story is fun do that first
Thank You for the hard work Grok
you're welcome
but free to play online and you practically have a console with games u can play on pc or steam deck etc
thanks for playing my modpack
pyrson AI? 
we said that
pc gaming lives on potato users, gaben bless them
If you already have a good pc then you know
Just slap Arch/CachyOS with KDE Plasma on it and you have the Steam Deck setup on turbo crack
cow broke free of the forest
code violet
i didnt read anything because idc
the fast food worker put an extra chicken tender in my order
to me the most impressive is the steam VR headset that doesn't need a host pc
#blessed
Oh you missed the little bullshit we were doing like a few minutes ago
your welcome
PRAISE BE
THE MEEK AND GENEROUS
explode
ask again in 4-6 buisiness days
hiii chat :3
price is still ugh, hope they put their fingers into middle-low VR market someday
kill me
I want to play cod at max setting on it
ew
Can you even run the vr headset from it?
eww a cod player and someone who gives a shit about graphics
Shit would probably turn into a ied
kindly walk off a cliff or two
tommy showing the size of the fish he caught
Jerkov 1.0 is out
how much is the vr?
go to moghwyns dynasty without the bubble flask
my uncle die fromm iud
real
you should NIHIL yourself NOW
i need to watch more
The vr headset is worth the price idc how much it cost
STAB THE FORMLESS MOTHER
Realistically it’ll probably be around 1200 1300
no the fuck it wouldnt
Sterling
i see no point to anything other than a vehicle and tattoos for spending my money
i need a car so i can steal mo cars
we dont know yet, speculations are all over the place, from 300 to 700, doubt it would be that much lower than index
Cheaper is crazy, i like that
the ducks are following me
arc reference 
arc more like FART
seems like tarkov is ok now?

naah
can't wait for them to add pets so i could die trying to find food for my two cats while being hungry for two days in a row
weird i can login
altho i cant fcking link my steam account to my already created bsg account before
legit nightmare situation when your animal is hungry/sick and you stuck in a warzone/disaster/apocalypse

War Zone Reference?
bear or usec?
USEC
why? better starting gear?
naah bear
bull

More fallout new vegas memes because no one can stop me
is juncher his character also bear?
cool bear paw vs cringe eagle
also, being a bear merc sounds cooler than usec, wtf is usec anyway, feels like something black rock would use
cringe english lines or just yell some random angry russian lines you have no idea what they mean
usec=united states elitist cuck
i wanted my char to be like this guy
so bear i guess?

damnit he was faster than me...
thats bear yee
neat
BEAR is the better choice, clearly
juncker character lets goooooooo
what's going on with this guy
i mean sure shroline might be "harder" but pfff. game is mostly cheats in pvp anyways 
since im new and i bought pve
ill play pve to learn the game first lol
i feel like im gonna die most of the time

then its fine what ever you choose
it have almost Danila option lower on the list
the name was Danilov tho
the usec ai in lighthouse will shoot you little bit further away as bear. not that it matters cause you have to cheese them anyways from long rnage 
OK FINE I'LL PLAY MORE ARC gawd
damn
tarkov has a storyline now?!?!?
also im on tutorial atm i guess?
tarkov speak in MY arc raiders channel?
nothing has been fixed, stop lying nikita, just because landmark can raid doesnt mena the servers fixed
yeah
last email i have is doge accepting my charity
" they work, trust bro"
theres 1 thing i dont understand, why didnt they just do a wave login gueu thing like pretty much poe and diablo etc, just slowly trickle in players so shit doesnt just melt
I don't think they have such a system 

that athlon 64 doing hard work
thats been there no?
first time im seeing it

no that new
this one is new

yea
and yet they WONT CALL IT THAT







Just dont bring cameras
just say its for homeless. enjoy 50 chicken sammich
Then you have a chance
can i get 500 buffalo wings its for me
watching landmark lose it to birds
Me too

Fr
legit +25db on bird chirps
I deadass thought you were iedy until i saw your name color

is he still playing with the homo moaning voice or did he change it yet
he was bitching about that aswell

ah the new usec voice? 
i fucking lost it when i heard it
sorry
its fucking hilarious
What are we talking about
did you see we can get fucking NIKITA AS A PMC VOICE
also stu
SEX
@sour rivet Evil arbites be like “The sex is the sex!”
Idk i got bored and wanted to make a bad joke

@frank hearth imma rewatch revenant soon, and claim fraud protection from paypal site against eft

@frank hearththis shit looks like certain politics


saved
it contains a bucket
Dear God
this video is too good
Never!!
me whenever i hear this song outside of fc5
only meeee????
only youuuuu
I wonder if VR is better nowadays to not have this much shaking
altf4, nuh uh
damnit
Me when this music starts playing and my friend with whom I played FC5 is in the same room as me
i think thats just some with parkinsons

cause my og rift didnt shake like that
yeah its not really that shaky
what you get with lower end models is "jumping" cause the tracking lags
most vr game videos I watched were like this lol
even solarint playing into the radius was like this
i wish i had full body tracking so i could kick people in blade and sorcery more easily
shaking harder than a pinscher on coffee
i mean if you wanna watch parkisons youtubers thats fine
but my 2 sets didnt shake
rift 2 occasionally lagged so my hand was "go my xxxx"
whatever, go my VR peripheral
me watching my hand just leave
but i think most of the shaking is just simply people
that should be an achievement
man its either i die or i ran out of time coz i dont know the extracts are
i was tinkering keybinds and looting stuff so i ran out of time 
so much stuff

and i will lose them all coz im still new 
the best one on steam
prepare to escape edition was it?
yeah
even the unheard edition
thats still a 100 dolla ediiton 
There is no eod
There was
But no more
oh right it's just unheard now
100 here, 100 there
wait
then why we dont have that on steam
codefluff is money man
no idea
yeah i bought prepare to escape edition + pve mode
so yeah it sucks ass

waste of money fr fr
i mean its 250 dollar

so nikita wants it from their site so he doesnt have to refund
dafuq is this ass character model
oh btw milk the tutorial raid for all it got its single player and you keep items and xp
laugh in pve

you think imma go play pvp?
in this economy?
smart man
lemme hit my friend up and ask where to get best cheats from cause they fixed them before the update was even done
"play pvp bro"
naah
i ran out of time in tutorial
i guess im still a newbie

imagine cheat devs fixing their cheats before you even finish patching to 1.0
they probably already did 

they did
imma get me a red devil and a monster loco
we gaming soon
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You're what now
waking my fu
ough hes wakin it
even ragman looks shit
@frank hearth also wanna know funny? i tried logging in with eft password and not eft profile password

OUG
he looks like makarov from CoD ngl
i forgot they just switched the url 3 years ago or something
so google passwords has 2 eft ones
who? barkeep or sidov?
naah lemme find it
tism mbo
uhh guys
i dont know how to enable the pve mode
me neither
bottom right i think main menu
pve zone
@hexed kernel rats 
oh i must be blind that i didnt see that
wtf
im gonna do the tutorial in the pve mode again!?!?!?
lmao
im gonna run out of time again for the second time kek
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT XBOX AND MICROSOFT AND WHY CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS 7 IS AWFUL. Let's talk about how the oblivion remaster didn't change anything for xbox because they're run by people that have no clue what they're doing....
lol
@copper vaporyou'll find a use for this
@marsh cargo
its time to arc now 
average stealthy space marine
fuck did i do
@copper vapor @frank hearth @snow tree @arctic flicker @sour rivet @blazing maple @proven tundra @supple lotus
Do you guys use interactive map to find stuff in arc ? 
no
no
not realy unless its a realy fucking anoying quest
because i just found one by mistake which also shows quests
ivan is that you
me not have arc just yet, also Imma just look through the locations naturally for the full experience
no I usually just google the quest I wanna do and follow it
oh mb
we can accuse him of being ivan when he pings about every wasp encounter he has


including him
he a frien 
he gift me selaco
scary sniper turrets
sniper turrets
around
dam has a few spawns
high places
hm
and long corridors
I saw one in an indoor area at the end of a long corridor
other idea is go onto a storm map and loot the dozen or so crashed couriers
it was an interesting fight 
oh shit yeah
i forgot storm = arc stuff
AND NONE OF EM HAS ANY MODIFIERS 
FAK
I never got intact parts from crashed couriers
2AM
got arc reactor core from it
you can get them
right now what i do is go to that bridge weapon cache location on dam
-# yes i saw it from insta/yt stfu
and got a bobcat today
its pretty decent against arc drones
you can also get surveyor vaults from them
sentinel cores also
then the inner loot whore voice clearly isnt loud enough yet
we need to fix that


egyptian horse
morning / eveing chat
4 am moment
haii
LEMMEIINNn
teach
@marsh cargo Ya puedo dejar de jugar 

Does that fully elim the factor of being able to be knocked down or.
Yeah it prevents you from getting knocked down
no being knocked as in disabled
not immunity to going down
I don't really need it playing as Lavos 
Seems like it'd be pretty good for tank set-ups.
good on anything with a free exilus slot
and done
Though i'm running garuda prime rn.

you go here and there is a secret weapon stash @copper vapor
She's dope
I didn't like playing as her tho
that easy?
no 
I'm using her as a tank rn.
Shes surprisingly great for it.
@oblique belfry the server is updated
in buried city you go to parking garage
take the zipline up
find a door at the top level of the parking space, breach it, zipline down
it's a "raider outpost" with a weapon chest
Oh yeah she can take a lot of shit, easily recover Health as well
I'm sorta preparing for it
Been acquiring some Necramech mods
you go and wash your mouth with soap right now
Waiting for Arc to add Nicki Minaj
@frank hearthshe seen some shit
yee
answer 
sorry i was getting fucked by another player
im going to the location to show you why

as opposed to getting fucked by robots?
@static axle
if they have this drip or the ryder outfit shoot on sight
Burletta
its ok with upgrades
porn games on steam is the downfall of society
just you wait for stella montis

Woa look what I found (mature words) (female subject)
bang
cuz shit is slow as fuck on propes and couriers
I'm going full survival for the securiuty breach
how do you breach em normally ?
up-most line
i would probs go for sec breach
you dont
security stuff cannot be breached unless you have the capstone skill at the upper side of survival
after the right tree is done go middle and invest in stamina
no
you dont
you dont
buh

want one ?
you cant even loot an OPENED one without the skill
non

I explore
oki
I'm a traveler
same
im not really a fan of interactive maps unless its for a open world game
wait a minute that just reminded me
cough rdr2 cough
i mean technically isnt this also an open world 
no
map world
I don't like interactive maps. At all

especially in open world games
whatever losers
do we increase max stamina or just go all in on survival till i unlock 1st locked skills
C O R N
Shove it up your a-
kinky
:(
Someone, somewhere, is into that
was it me or was this skill always on 2nd branch
stamina is realy fucking good
i remember it being on 1st
thats always been there
YES 🗣️
then its just me
carry on
im increasing my max stamina instead
the duck army grows
because last successful run i was 🤏 close to getting storm'd
due to stamina
i had to use 3 adrenalines
i even got these achievements cuz of it
i still use stims with max stamina

dont
it refills your entire stamina
too

MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING
holy mother of christ
i like playing other games and watching youtube
Sturm, there's something outside called GRASS, GO FUCKING TOUCH IT

y'all are calling me unemployed but holy fuck this man has 225 hours activity in 2 weeks
i do for like 2:30 hours each day fuck you mean
meanwhile me
Sturm is so arc pilled he's gonna be like
"What rarity is this grass?"
and i have to touch grass to get to my kitchen 
2 hours for 16 days
Not fucking enough
that does not equal 200 hours
Do you see contextual pop ups when you interact with stuff sturm?
@oblique belfry heres my tree setup
"you got mail"
ngl dude
HOW ARE Y'ALL GRINDING XP THIS MUCH
wait why am i asking sturm
right after he showed me 180 hours

Don't you dare
have fun
He goes outside and thinks "man these graphics suck, and the framerate is ass, needs more framegen"
otherwise burnout
i am
i was at the gas station last week and i saw a propane tank and though oh shit proccesed fuel i need that


Sturm is lost
2 hours a day my ass...
I need more old woman
no









