#╟❓general-offtopic
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bliss
Shitty pic, good food 
i dont even come over for chirsmas anymore all bridges have been burned
Good. i would get rid of me too
fuck people
this me
CUCUM-
🛌
just showing up to someone's funeral after 10 years without interactions
Yea this shit about to make me 
naah, i aint showing up to funerals no more
not even mine


I went to few too many funerals lately

i had enough of the relatives interactions at dad's funeral
ive only been to one funeral
stage your death and disappear winning strategy anyway
would rather not go to one ever again
bitch i aint seen you in 15 years
too fucking much
who are you
we had the all saints day on halloween so I went through a few towns to light candles at my friends
mom probably knows i wont come to hers, even without me telling her
I feel satisfied
The only reason I talk to my family is because I live in the same house 
im just tired tbh
im a hopeless optimist, i really am
Dunno I don't really feel much of connection so if I lived somewhere else, I wouldn't need to keep in touch 

i hate anyone who tries to take my hope away
You see the playercount numbers on steam?
Man it's barely 5 I feel like it's deep in night
nah thats boring
i must draw foxes and plan my sci fi novel
hello fellow old fart
And now I want pulled pork 
and practically create a alt cyberpunk universe for my own story
I woke up at 7 to go to barber 
which would be unique in its own way
imma pull your pork bro 
It's crazy the launch day of bo7 didn't even reach 1/3 of the previous release
bf6 had 724k peak
Normally I would get up at 10 today
Good.
they need to fire the entire dev team
are you optimistically hopeless or hopelessly optimistic
guess people dont want to pay £80 for slop
And I had a bunch of people telling me "You selected from the lowest pool" except...Steam is never the "lowest pool" on PC 
an optimist that persists despite being fucked over many times
60k sales????
It's bigger on their launcher 
70? its 80 here
game with like 100m budget btw
because i truely dont understand how people go from total hate towards people or specific demographics after one bad experience
Yes, people are 100% using bnet over steam
e


wait they used AI for cards
100 million budget and cant buy artists
useless
even fucking coca cola used AI for a commercial
THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT

Im drinking vodka on christmas eve instead
do they think we cant tell?
lmao same
They don't care if we can't tell
Absolute dog shit 
ok so
im gonna be blasted and smoking
Im actually hyped for christmas this year
But unfortunately there's a high chance sales are dogshit for this release
i couldn't find an exact number
It seems like it will be awesome
but ill just use 300 mil as example
Well
300 mil spent
Unfortunate for them
only 5-7 mil gained
im not tbh, i dont really care about anything other than relaxing
and getting money from my family

Most of that money goes to marketing btw 
Im gonna have a blast with friends
yep
think about the shareholders
marketing and i didnt even know it exists
ima spend my bday with friends tbh
doing new years under a bridge
Yup and on most they'd make it back...but probably not this one
getting fireworks and shit
interact with otherworldy beings and jimi hendrix
BF6 will probably make its money back since it's actually fairly good
reminds me when i woke up in someones place with no real memory of why i was there
drugs suck kids dont do them
Ye
I woke up under an SUV once
ruin your life with colombian white
but thats a longer story
r u a cat
Beer 
come back to me when ive had my 3 ciders and a joint
I got shit face hammered many times, never woke up in some random spot
Always in my bed or friends bed 
I like licking pussies so sure
wait do they not share their stock value or smth
theres a very specific point after alcohol
why is every site showing 2023 - 2024
where things genuienly just, dont exist
and not 2025
idk how it even works
fair enough
Buddy 
That's called being blackout drunk
listen here buddy
And I was there too
yeah i know yo

only happened a few times because it costs too much for me to get drunk drunk
My early 20s were... Fun times to say the least
was fun buying coke when drunk as fuck and then forgetting i did
waking up with a fucking baggie in my pocket
sober me was like: wtf bro
i should try looking at microsoft 
also waking up drunk
because no site has 2025 activision values
You ever handed a lettuce bag to somebody in public without caring?

nah gaming is too small a part of MS operations for it to realistically matter
buh
That shit is funny af
Trust me, we'll know end of the weekend how bad it flopped
yup
MS will make a move then
lettuce?
Devils 
zaza
i literally bought coke in front of a police station
The devil's cabbage
good thing I was never deep in drugs
It's always darkest under the street lamp 
since its like a thing, to pass it around
Our bar was often visited by popo because we all smoked there, never got caught 
🥀
activision when the game they release every year isnt good
fair
it takes an actual idiot to be caught by police doing drugs
like actually
za is good shit
i love somehow remembering things i cant easily remember in my life and also getting revelations that kinda just, suck but are necessary
poetry
bro
Bro.
jesus fucking christ
lmao buying cod in singapore money
Poland 
95 bucks in poland
@teal spade Hey, you're well versed in this. Over/under on an art bot if a message request starts with "Hello, May I have a minute please?" 

🎲 6
-# 2d6 🔀 [ 5, 1 ]
FUCK
Over

99.9% scam account

STEAM REVIEW TIME
Figured. Already had it executed out back
mixed 60 somethin positive
Still a better percent than bo7 lmao
what happened to tarkov?
They're around
@frozen void you good?
My favorite spell
Don't ping him, he might be mid Woods raid trying to get that letter 
Job Application
Something tells me this is not in base game 
OH TARKOV LAUNCHED?
we dont need to read the rest
progression is different
You have to "find routes" for shit and the first 3 maps you interact with are ground zero, streets, and interchange
im ready for eft
literally the 3 worst maps 
I don't wanna know how bad loading into GZ is
Hey, I like interchange 

It's honestly not a "bad" map, but I definitely don't want to be there as one of my first maps because goshan is gonna be a clusterfuck

Good news is steam will 90% of the time honor that refund
we will PERISH once gabe dies
❤️

I like the dude
He is into diving
and has a shit ton of yachts
You literally put down "External launcher required for the game prevented login" and there's a really fucking high chance they push the refund
Gabe the Diver
You wont have to escape, you cant get into tarkov in the first place 🥀🥀
break into tarkov
🔥 🔥 🔥
🗣️
probably trying to log in or something 
Steam release of eft is a blessing cause I can now cleanse my friends list
This is now the tarkov server
No, I don't know
peak song for steam review scrolling
Im listening to MJ while finishing workday
It's not, it's a Players Handbook spell
But magic missile with more gambling is always fun
🥀
can i get a free tarkov shotgun to the head please
...dyson sphere program?
"Is this Ricky Gervais' gae brother?"
Oh that dsp
yee 

Wait they charge 250$ for that shit?

foine 

gonna send 1 more for last time
We came here to play aram mayhem on euw in like...3-4 hours doge
ball torsion incoming
okay last review
The most expensive version costs that much, yes
And, obviously, it's not worth it
no i havent did a single game launcher is dead
Oh no he's dead
its saying i have wrong email or password

if its eror 213
why tf would you buy it?; what does it give you, a couple guns and more storage space or whatever?
Somehow I installed it before you did lmao
any picture you can do this
you can do it if you flick onto video and right click fast enough

i know
but didnt expect it for youtube thumbs
Was like "wait a minute, why did pommel strike deal 70+ damage"
realized I crit which triggered a free divine smite
Did it to prepare for when SPT inevitably gets the 1.0 build 
bro is playing the long game 
anyway food time
who will you be eating
I don't know the cow's name so i'm assuming it was named carly
since that's a basic bitch name
Still, very funny I got the launcher to work before iedy apparently 
@timber oxide @green granite
tf is this kitten space program?
Oh
ksa is out though
You're a loser 'arry
i mean, still super early, but you can play it
eh, i'll stick to ksp for the moment
Harry Potter with guns remains an internet classic

huh
one of the gifs I favorited disappeared
and I can't remember which one it was 

I know for a fact the epstein one wasn't at the top of the list
so whatever my most recent favorite gif was
it went kaboom

is wheel of time so fucking descriptive
like
i dont need a whole paragraph to describe to me what a wild forest looks like
i wont say it's bad writing, cause it isnt. but goddamn it's a lot, gets repetitive
raaaattttt
What if you've never seen a forest before
🫵
Yesssss?
no the rat slow so the meme slow
Maybe the better question
Why aren't we all iedy?
im ready for eft but eft aint ready for no one
Wait no that's a worse question
Cause we didnt brainrot ourselves with tarkov

but perhaps with arc raiders we'll be slightly different
tarkov aint the reason its a component in very weird formula

too bad eft ain't ready for you 
naah it aint ready for no one
I waited for a downed guy to crawl into the extract today instead of shooting him in the face and leaving
I love persona 3
That's my good deed for the month
you're an angel
you can use a bandage on downed raiders to stall their depleting hp for extra good deeds
saw a clip with some leaving raid with 100k, some one shot at him at extract he blasted him with a shotgun and told him to get in



guy was like we have 3 mins to get out i dont have time for this bs

Get ready for peam soundtrack elise


no Durge in party 0/10 playthrough
HAHAHA
That's next run

LMFAO ASTARION
So glad I saved his Action Surge for this
oh...
Broke my own haste smiting a cambion
168 damage Disintegrate
LMAOOOO
try passing that 25 DC save bozo
Smash

HOLD DIE, MONSTER
You playing Paladin?
Guaranteed crits on Raphael triggering Divine Smites with Balduran's Giantslayer while Huge 
get fucked demon 
Swords Bard + Paladin
Yeah I figured with damage numbers like that lol
I had to stop my ranger/rogue because of the damage I was doing
WTF IS THIS
hellbrute
Emperor protects 
Are hellbrutes the ones that are basically just coffins but turned into a war machine
amazing lmao
LOOK UP
and that mf with 3 chaos spacemarine 
thats dreadnoughts
a hellbrute is a dread imbued with chaos bullshit
Hellbrutes are fucked up chaos Dreads
Created with Sorcery binding a demon to a dreadnought and a very unwilling Chaos Space Marine usually
Oh I see like many people I only just got into Warhammer when Space Marines 2 dropped
Thousand Sons love taking CSM's from other chapters to force into Hellbrutes

@oblique belfry
what the fuck is that

HELLLL NOOO
WHY IS THAT AN ITEM
it's fake
oh
hello guys i have a question for more space in my pc, in appdata - local - temp, can i delete the whole inside from temp folder without messing up something ?

Still smash
this is glorpshit
i opened up the wound on my pinky finger again
...by drawing
motherfucking
hell
fcking tarkov cant bind in steam
cant play tarkov on steam FFS
thank god i noticed before any blood got on the tablet
That might be divine punishment I think
duct tape it
thats what I do for finger wounds
"finer hunter than any wolf" goes hard
this one was really gnarly wound lol
Yeah the writing is surprisingly good at some points
a chunk of meat was barely holding on
All the Raphael stuff is surprisingly good
How intense is your drawing style that you reopened your wound
messing around with pen pressure settings
writing something so majestic and intensive it causes sparks of fire
or a regular harry potter fanfic writer
since i mostly use fixed or minimally-sensitive brushes
he draws by chiselling stone
hell-o
damn
I was thinking of that Death Note scene with Light writing fast as fuck lol
That is one heavy ass bell
@timber oxide yo did you update the server
about the best writing i can get 
HELLO
DOGE
MY FRIEND
HI BIRB
RA
MY FRIEN


im eatin banan
all the dumbasses are together now
I had no idea you were a doctor
gonna take bath after it

damn
Ask the hosting to work faster
I like the look of the pen tho


the ragebait of MBO
The 'Tism of me
The Pc Specs of Doge
and the Polish of Pyrson
Together, we form
collecting us like infinity stones
🥀
offtopic
one braincell
One?
0.1
like
That's a bit too much
half of one
Im just rounding it up to make us look better
Fair enough
four horsemen

game ain't strugglin
it ain't even functionin
or maybe it is at this point
they can't get their tarkov hit on steam
ONE ARMY. ONE KING.
oh, @timber oxide I'm cbt'ing myself watching Ogniem i Mieczem 
Is discord laggy af for anyone else today?
messages are not sending and channels are not loading
giphy no worky rn
But, it's good, I think
ya
and pancake dropped my p!trivia
bro my ya took forever to load


I just saw Chl-chli- fuck this polish orthography
I just saw Bohdan Khmelnytsky drown the Winged Hussars but I'm supposed to be cheering for the Poles?
Bro waited for my downed ass to crawl into extract while dodging rockeeter
Tried logging and clearing cache but my pc app isn't working
Hey, cheer for whoever you want, experience the story your own way 
Ah well I'll just use my phone like a pleb
i should kidnap one of you for abiotic factor
This is why you don't play stretched in Counter-Strike 2 ... CS2 is insane
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"guys play on 4:3 you can see enemies better"
you have wider monitor lol
Should I make Chili or Curry im at the store rn
Curry
You're so wise
slurp the curry with a straw
Chilli
Curry really be that good tho
straight up replace my bloodtype with curry
Btw why he's my goat, I had to trek whole map and back for quest 
I haven't had chili in awhile tho hmm
I had curry like stew that's why I'm sayin chilli 
Usually I can recognize a game from the map but im drawing a blank on this one
showered, laundry going, doggo's nails trimmed
now we wait for eft
also frozen grapes
arc raiders
ARC raiders brother
Wtf I was just playing that game to
spaceport
Im losing my gamer skills slowly
Guys it's my husband 
Guys its my husband 

why are u gae
Who says im gae
im not talking to you
u are gae
no u
What's gae here?
https://youtube.com/shorts/6EznZFz9-aI?si=ZX1A_8diZEfym4jK @pallid sapphire
It's simply love
guys look its my other husband 

triple hot oily man sex
hi iedy



pillar men moment


wait you are not iedy
disguise compromised

thats a typical usec
jesus fuck my pc
naaaur
Pillar Men Theme · JoJo OST · Song "Awake" by Taku Iwasaki
TV Anime "JJBA Part 2: Battle Tendency" Music / Pillar Men Song
#PillarMenTheme #JJBA #JoJosBizarreAdventure #JoJo
Well that's a bit disappointing but I'll still take it
usec more like usegs haha

why do you want jesus to have intercourse with your personal computer
motherfucker let me in to check my password so i can log into launcher

Nice ✋🏿
sigh alright, I'll listen to it again 
unless the error is caused by nikitas pentium 2 eating shit

the fuck you mean nuh uh
DISCORD SEND THE FUCKING MESSAGES
holy fuck do the tarkov devs own discord as well or somth
shit is breaking
ye
They dont have anymore lean turkey. My gains from the gym are going to be wasted
Lean turkey. Bruh.
Im mad I laughed at that
just like the clouds
m93r jumpscare
finally 
numbers
last one just turn off friendly fire 
Im confused but im proud of you
a zealot iconoclast
so called free thinkers when new don id
new don id
the don haters sprout out of the woodwork

i think i managed to draw something that might pass
...as a middle schooler's drawing, at least

its gonna be peam
step up from fridge doodles, i think
yeesh even the discord app is all fucky
don became watame 😔
Ball is life
how would it affect anything else if bsg doesn't host it themselves
the hamsters have perished, we need new ones
that's what i said guh
we need to kill
we need to
would you still love me if i were a S tier worm?
speaking of
did ya'll know earthworms can get big
just your garden variety stuff can get like 30cm long pretty easily
shai'hulud
bless the maker and his water
bless the coming and going of him
may his passage cleanse the world
may he keep the world for his people


hate this channel

Bless the gamergirls and their bathwater 🙏
totally legit wheeler dealer simulator peam
ill need a real polish to tell me how accurate it is
catalytic converters will be stolen
bless the fake coming of them
may their downfall cleanse the world
may they keep the incels forever in their mom's basements


Pretty acurate 
all this just for steam to launch a launcher

yup
active matter will save the genre trust 
Big Gaben comes in, all in white and pulls this off his app 
arc raiders is already saving the genre
fair thats a good atleast
i need witchfire to come out so i can no longer feel disappointed about painkiller 2025
give me something made by the actual devs
mmmm source game extract shooter
Escape from City 17
honestly i just want more games on the source engine
Can't wait for Gordon freeman to do the gritty while alex builds an entire tower in the Black Mesa testing facility
while GlaDOS announces that the neurotix cloud is closing in
wrong channel oops
witchfire still in early access?
also is it co-op?
yes
no

we're getting another update decemner
well shit. I'm gonna have to delete something

solved 
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!
https://fixvx.com/shitpostben/status/1989623363678187992?s=20 @oblique belfry @timber oxide
Birb, I'm putting together a team
But, Escape from Ravenholm sounds like a good idea, with all zombies presented and scarce ammo.
im in a bin
Source engine lighting is still magical, build to last
it's miyu
wait a minute this games free?


It is
please tell me tarkov is still down 
Tarkov is still down
I don't know if it's true but you wanted someone to tell you that
how is arc raiders guys ?
is fun
Lots of fun
arcy and raidery
damm i just wanted to laugh at them
yessir
You still can
They bought tarkov
solo also fun ?
die
karin but purple
true but so did i backin 2017

You've been laughing for 8 years straight
Your jaw must hurt

okey maybe on sale 😄
longer been playing league since S2 on and off 
New year sale
does it count if you dont look into her eyes
yea
solo is fun because you get matched with other solos
and not everyone is hostile
ah okey sounds good
2 days ago I fought a guy, lost
then another 2 guys appeared, killed the guy who killed me
one of them "watched" me while I was downed, and the other guy ran off to scavenge
half a minute later the other guy comes back with a defibrillator and revives me

but ofc the rats also exist
like tarkov
im more surprised that you can be downed for that long
ppl sayign 'don't shoot' but then they attack you as soon as you turn your back 
yeah it's a long timer
Wdym not everyone is hostile in extraction, isnt it 2025?
in dayz you whould have been kept in a forever nap by adding to the unkon condition
me and sam get called rats a lot for staying in a building after being shot by said accusers
The design is very human
fuck me i guess for not wanting to be in the open
in ARK too
I still remember horror stories of players being kept alive but unconscious with narcotics 
last time i played tarkov i killed the same guy what i killed the round before and on the same spot
Need the dick sucked and the balls licked 🙈💯
ban this person
I only call rats when they're legit rats
camping is fine, taking cover is fine, being smart is fine
being an asshole is not 
lmao
last night I got shot at by the same guy who killed me in my first run when I started the game
to be honest i dont know the extract shooter definition of a rat
but the guy was far and his aim with the Ferro (single-shot 'sniper' rifle) was terrible 
haha 😄
well I suppose the definition varies by ppl
people call campers rats, which is... 
if you know someone's coming, you get into position and ambush them
it's only smart
yeah
"camping" is a strategy
but ig extract camping or spawncamping can be considered rattery
tarkov was sometimes fun
that i understand
we're either called rats or a lesbian slur
derogotory term? one of those two
voip moment
anyway stella montis is scary
unlike other maps i do not trust any other player
because of sam's nickname? 
yup
haven't visited yet, gotta do a mission for "totally not nick valentine"
fuckin hilarious that they throw in oh fuck you d* after we kill em
I wonder how many more missions there are
what is stellamontis
the new map released in yesterday's update
"lesbian slur"
a slur used against lesbians or a slur used by lesbians 
arc ?

yes, arc raiders
oh nvm 
so its the f-slur with gae men
what are pros and cons for arc ?
unless u was thinkin of another word
4 to 5
I...
I must be in the honeymoon phase because I can't think of any cons
pros its not tarkov
game's just fun
movement is a bit janky
pros its extraction shooter 
cons its extraction shooter 
but thats a embark issue in general
I had trouble trying to climb/vault over rocks and some other non-flat obstacles
what else
desync
Now this is probably the most beautifully drawn anime I’ve seen in my life, why do I have a feeling I’m gonna be extremely sad in a few hours
I didn't have desync so far. At least not that I've noticed
mostly personal preference but i wish the skills either had better descriptions or were just... better?
what elsssssssssssse
yea I hate vague skill descriptions
give me numbers dammit
"loot is revealed faster" BY HOW MUCH
GIMME NUMBAZ
the arc enemies (robots) are sometimes janky
they'll sometimes spot you from miles away
sometimes you can just walk past them
their aim is also very weird
either aimbot or 
oh yeah i locked that new bot in stella montis in a loot room and i think it killed someone
i heard its attack go off
couldnt check cuz we was extracting
I met the matriarch at the dam last night
what am I looking at
No this can’t be real
is it just me or are the faces copy n pasted and tweaked a bit
AI call cards?
havent seen it yety
fucking ghibli AI calling cards in fucking COD
AI-generated images for player profile banners

70 dolla game
How lazy can you get
Hi uaz
I’m so happy I refunded this garbage
better off spending the money on cocaine
nun
I had a mission at water treatment facility at the mid-west part of the map
spawned at the extreme northeast
matriarch was in my path to objective, had to take a long detour around it 
well i guess in my case its 75$
maybe someday I'll stop doing free loadout runs and actually try to fight the larger arcs
gotta get mats from the mid-tier ones now
💱 349 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 95.94 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
leaper, bastion, bombardier
Bruh
people be putting that new mine on the larger arcs to blow em up
@carmine laurel man I forgot how hype hardcore leveling warrior was
💱 479 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 131.67 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
What the fuck is that
I got one from the 'battle pass'
AI-generated calling cards for player profiles
fucking regional pricing 
It was a rhetorical question
they have to pay the gamers 80 dollars to play slop

You have no right to complain
#╟❓general-offtopic message
m kinda fucking drunk


I'd take that deal
By the way pyr did you see the cat eared navball
Yes, kill yourself (in game)
its huge
LIKE MY-
heart
Gabe you fat fuck stop stealing money from me
i FTL'd into a planet 
dumbass forgot to enable safety
literally noone is surprised
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