#╟❓general-offtopic
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i cant read this

Oh?
why am i getting a win 10 update then
Yup, it's over..
horrormarked
They're loading up viruses now so you switch to 11..
slow ass application
(katawa shoujo in this economy)
Remove system 32 update
i will most likely play it for an hour and drop it
maybe not though who knows
i'll still take it
you still played it out of curiosity
and thats enough in my book

i did my job
the insecurity update, there's not enough 0 day exploits found after the end of life support, they'll accelerate the process now

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1st time in server getting recuited by french legion 2nd day @glad parrot Makes me into a boomer and on the start of day 3 getting recuited for a modpack

It's not MY fault you're old as fuck, guy~
You made it past Légionnaire selection?
How the fuck did you get an internet connection?
@frail leaf how old is chatgpt 3 by now
ChatGPT-3 was released in June 2020, so it's a bit over 5 years old now! 🎉
I said but french
GETTING 3 HEADSHOT KILLS WITH PISTOL WITHOUT RELOAD IS A FUCKING WILD CHALLENGE
ancient
just aim for the head smh
does the revolver count

ugh i don't wanna go to work today
MONSIEUR COMMANDANT, IL PARLE L'ANGLAIS
Wrong
also guys
it's in dog years, old man
I'm ChatGPT uhh whichever one's been made in 2005
my immunity system is so goddamn based
you gotta
i dont feel sick anymore 

it fucking took 2 days 
microsoft Tay was in 2016
yeah I know but still
was yesterday really that tiring?
well thats all you getting 
Like lady Gaga said before me 🎶I DONT WANNA BE FRENCH🎶
meanwhile ump outperforms all
1st day was mild
2nd day was death
and now im back to mild again
I can't escape it..
tay?
microsoft racist
MAKE ME A FUCKING PROTOTYPE SUPER SECRET GOVERNMENT AI THEN
just like Grok Musk

Nah just got some bad news yesterday and it's kinda put my mind in a spiral
I either gotta lock in or crash out
do you want to talk about it?
Let's call you ari, artificial retarded intelligence 
ariste atreides
Artificial unintelligence
Both? Lock in on the crashout
My dad's been feeling extra tired/sick lately and got some tests done on his heart/blood and the blood test came back with elevated kappa levels which might maybe mean his cancer is coming back so he's going in for another test and going on a medication change to hopefully push the kappa levels back down
time to sell it to palantir
so that's been on my mind since yesterday
I guess that's me then, since it's been decided for me since day one apparently
aw fuck im sorry to hear that
fuck
wish you guys the best
Sending positive thoughts your way 
ughhhh
oof even worse
Don't the Chinese probably already have Palantir?
if not something years ahead of it
Goddamnit, that's awful.. I'll pray that it'll go well for him! You got this Sam!
possible
doubt it tho
i get it
"only for domestic use" 
the 5 million entries per second are fair use
yeah he's always been a "glass half empty" type so me and my mum try to balance it out
im gonna send you somth that will hopefully make you feel a lil better
but I'm just sitting here really not wanting to go into work.
prepare thyself
Zero Hour
my mom is optimistic while my dad is pessimistic
fluffy
so yeah
it can be wild sometimes 
Dads being pessimists is pretty common apparently
waow
well i got upgradet to the forever nap by the enemy missing hes hit on my ai teamate
waow :3
my mom had a surgery and she was shrugging off saying "yearly tradition at this point it will pass"
and my dad was shitting himself going "tf do i do ? do u need anything ? oh god should we go to the doctor for check ups?"
and im over there like "cool scar mom"
wtf he changed the menu ???
it was not like this last time i played
MORE LIKE LINGGANGO MY BALLS
Hehehehegwehrrehegwr
😭

...take away his rats
what does linggango even mean though

Eggs Anima?
would you be able to call in for a day off or no?
Every once in a while
I get the urge to violently shitpost
yes
My dad's literally the same like.. I caught the flu last year and had a pretty high fever and he was like "OH GOD YOURE GONNA DIE HERE, CANT RUSH YOU TO THE HOSPITAL WHAT DO WE DO" and like oh my god, calmmmm down~

OI WHO DELETED THAT
Better cropping
sorry i had to crop out the p
im going berserk
yeah sure but I'd still feel guilty for not showing up I guess
Add it to the archives
incredible spawnpoint thank you very much
sam its yo dad
fuck work
im sure they'd understand
You've started off in Hardcore+ :3
in this economy ?
doubt it
they act like humans are just robots
they don't
if its a 1st-2nd time they might
well shes not american so its a tad better
oh trust me
they'll just go "you can do overtime later to make up for it"
its not just america that does that
i never ever play anything that evolves having only 1 life. i just can't stand loosing things
not saying it is
i know there are worser places
cough india, japan, etc etc cough
china 
speaking of not loosing things
I don't have that but I getcha~
yea game has that on by default btw
modpack i mean
Isn't it just that one accessory you get when you start
huh ?
https://fixvx.com/thewahbox/status/1985145112188653855?s=20 @oblique belfry did i already send this to you
gamerule ?
Do I speak chinese?
wonderufl. not even 5 minutes in
no
🥀
awesome
minecraft horror playthru when
So the modpack is for weaklings

eh its terraria based so cant judge
im 50/50 on the whole keepinventory thing anyways
if there is a grave mod im okay with it being off
@oblique belfry
So you're a 50% weakling
In terraria you can set your character to lose items on death
:(((
absolutely nobody plays it like that though
all defaulted again
Lactose intolerant person deciding they want pizza every once in awhile
I do
ARAM MAYHEEEEM
This is not going well
LETS GO GAMBLING
hmm
ARAM MAYHEM
NO LITTLE AUSSIE GIRL
DONT GO INTO THE TOXIC POOOOL!
Oh hell naw
Should I dust off my AUS account at some point 
i believe you 
Queue snipe sam for shits and giggles
oh mein gott, this summoners rift is full of chatenbanen
ifyouaretholemmeintoowewilldrowntogetherhaha
yep
I don't really care if you believe me cause I know it's the truth
Pfffff
just enjoy howling abyss....or butcher's bridge....and that 1 ionia map i've forgotten the name of
i did not delete my save YAY
pretty
ugly
pyramid
water
Coral
sand
lilypad
sugar cane
Thanks for reminding me, this is why I built a pc. To blow it up installing mc mods and shaders
i cant even use shaders and i can still blow up my pc playing modpacks 🥀
LMFAO
oh my god jc a bomb
Impossible, you have a high end pc clearly
(I need hate to post the sticker)
-# same..
A BOMB
or shiyon
It will never get old hearing "ultra high end PC" and it's shit from 2 decades ago
Explain this then, liberal
oh you mean that shit
nah that shit just gives you 1 stat
iirc there is no accessory that changes gamerule
i could be wrong though
oh no
What mod is this bro what game
OH MY GOD THEY CHANGED MY KEYBINDS TOO AAA
anyway infernum mentioned
FUCK
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What is Infernum mod?
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I could but it would get old fast, we had a lot of them
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I had originally planned to finish this, Boss Rush Tier 5 and Draedon and release all of them at once to jumpscare ...
still no tier 5

let him cook
I found my funny ring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHZGSmGLAGg wait what the fuck i havent seen this
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is the dev stupid ?
story of many modpacks
they never bind half the shit
and if they are
they are conflicing with other binds
the ironic thing is
this shit was set on R by default last patch
ALSO
This mf removed offhanding key (F)
for casting spells
i had to manually change em
offhanding had no keys bound
Bro should work for CIG with this amount of shit keybind decisions, be right at home
oh
new hud for progression
also new stuff after netherite boss
wtf
w h a t t h e f u c k
19 netherite for a 36 damage sword
no thanks bro
ok
HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLT
rip kaya
love how there is god tier accessories that gives bonkers stuff and then you got the leather belt
cuz it gives you more charm slots 
I hate tier lists 

maybe im not that washed up yet @oblique belfry 
Iron sword S++++ tier change my mind
this is a real player lobby right 
Those golden roofs on these churches are really cool looking

Bots have [Bot] by their names
not anymore
I love a game that names one of its AIs "Angry Vibrator"
nuh uh, I won't believe you until I see it myself
We need Cock Destroyer
The Throngler
its him
who's joe baker
resident evil 7 dlc
oh the uncle
all bots
right
Did I stutter
the COOL uncle
he got some mean hands
the pc/console symbol is the dead giveaway
bro was snappin necks left and right
I don't think I did
Also shoutout to the dude who named themself "packet loss"
He's a real one
wrestling gators all the time
1916 mosin that definitely didn't need to be bought but here we are
THE GREAT HELMET
what the fuck game is this 
Dayz and it's 4k building textures
4 pixel building textures
was it better in the arma mod days?
Uh yes definitely
I think those are the arma 2 textures
I dunno why the textures are so weird like
The wood's decent but then like
The stone is just GOD AWFUL
they done removed my rage bar

introducing kind bar
GOW reference??!!? 
Dairy Queen ™ Blizzard Treat ™ acquired
not really it just increases my damage for like 2 seconds 
gives me haste / movement speed etc
yeah but gnar insta uses his rage
Still is used automatically without needing to press a button
true
@oblique belfry the update removed at least 4 items from my inventory 
what game is this?
same here...
And worst thing is
Exanima
is that.... the hardest gane?
I don't even know what they were
i dont know
they removed my rage bar / king crimson / anklet
3 hours in right now
thats all i know so far
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it is
wtf is ZAR
also enigmatic legacy items got a visual rework
Ok, I identified 2 items
💱 1,199 ZAR (South African Rand) :flag_za: is equal to 70.32 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
Why is that so EXPENSIVE
south african rupees
well fuck me

shiyon moneys
nodders.gif
i hope someone goes as hard for xbox original/360 emulation like how they are for bloodborne emulation
I have no ideas
i wanna play timesplitters..
There's got to be something special or vintage about it
@green granite
I don't see why anyone would pay that price
tea enthuiast would
and there are a lot of them in Japanese
and they tend to be rich af
..wellll, fair enough
...why would anyone buy that 
really weird, I was messing around on CE and a friendly ghost spawned in? it's weird since ghosts don't appear till AOTCR. odd.
It's also a Chinese thing 
just get a normal chawan
It doesn't have to be expensive
Well you see
That one is repaired with gold
Repaired with gold?
oh it was one of those labor intensive rebuilt shattered pieces?
Yeah ancient Chinese technique of fixing broken vases using gold
Making the item more valuable than before
OHHH I REMEMBER
Don't buy it 
More art pieces than somethin you use
it's a scammmmmm
They'll just keep repairin an item til it's fully made outta gold pff
the beast
buy doge a game he can't run

nuh you already bought him a game
like being a legless dude a pair of sneakers
cruel
you said legless
doesn't mean he's feetless
heyg sam guess what
send him extra ram
virtual ram
download some ram
horrifying
just carrying them around on like a keychain or smth
chicken butt
Ark Survival Evolved
Also this pistol
bro 
Pretty nice gun
I am going insane
ascended* just to rub it in
imagine crying about net code
im using a gun that'll make you question the net code 
damn
anyway birb don't forget to donate to the arc raiders exploration fund
abysmal dogshit vs otherworldly godshit
already did
@glad parrot
https://hugelolcdn.com/v/990201.mp4
my plan WAS to force you to play before work today
but was foiled
i will not fail tomorrow
the amount of bs shots i've gotten with kwc is just amazing 
are made of these
who am i to disagree
PSA to the DayZ players! Please hide your stashes a bit better than this
right next to a building too
I literally went past the wall like normal and just see the like tooltip thing flash
And I was like "???"
i haven't played dayz but wouldn't it make more sense to hide it in the woods or the middle of nowhere
than next to a structure someone is likely to approch for cover
Yuuup...
I mean, the building is like in a place no one ever visits but still
I'm gonna find a shovel now and steal this guy's shit :3
no option to hand dig it?
Nop, you need a shovel I think
Uhh
Lemme run back pff
Naw, won't work
I'll need a shovel for sure
that was pretty well hidden
@oblique belfry how do i make it so esc actually pauses the game
??
what
5 MORE 
how the fuck can you not pause the game via esc
oh i'm retarded nvm

bro
i was like huh ?
i opened the game for lan to enable commands 😭
@blazing maple
dont u got work
I must arc once more
I called in and told my boss I was crashing out
no
come back
lets crash out together
death
Arcing it
it's gonna be 4 hours til night-time blue gate
probably a sniper watching those corpses rn
lets do it then
the loot is still aight in daytime
okay
Kinda holed up in a building and thinkin right now
also how do you know when the next night time is
I was mainly wanting to do it for the deposit objects challenge
Because the bodies should disappear after a while but they didn't so they got killed recently
is the electric storm up?
I used my 👀
oh
And since they're so close by... it's obviously been done with a gun
it was a storm earlier so thats why i was asking
But I didn't hear SHIT so it must be a silenced gun
The matriarch is at blue gate
I am watching a 30 minute youtube video so I'm gonna finish that first
so feel free to raid without for that time
did you beat dispatch yet
also who's your fav
of the z team?
or the sdn in general
FUCK TWITTER REFRESHED THE MOMENT I SAW PEACOCK ART
IM KILLING MYSEFLF
of the game dispatch
chase
can't understand half of what's going on in this anim
he's so cool
also i took a clip
with my LIVE VOICE AUDIO (that i cant fucking heear good lord)
HERE IT COMES
YEAAA-
"bitch you blind foreva"
i am so upset that i cant romance her or malevola
One punch man is that you
wtf even is this
also obligatory thumbnail moment
but i dont likeeee the blonde lady or invisibl
yeag
also I missed my hat
How dare you
comfy
anyway @oblique belfry im gonna torment you with a singular dose of the void demon
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im busy listening to this atm
OUG
AI ran into a pit with the only torch and im stuck in a room

boo

love my new xp farm
also sam idk if the full refund for the cosmetics rolled out or not cuz i got 150 tokens out of nowhere
and I love you
aw
HOW IS THERE NOT A SINGLE SHOVEL IN THIS TOWN

yeah they did they only lowered the prices by a little bit
Still feels too high
I ate them
I was expecting a 10$ decrease not like a 2.50 or whatever
my ass was thinkin i was gettin the whole spent money back 
:(
I don't think I can look into that stash today then
GoddaMNIT
its still kinda poopie
but better than 20 bucks i guess
We need to keep complaining til they lower the prices to actually reasonable ammounts
5 dolla skins
yeah
premium currency deck point sink when
rare drop chance from looting or bosses or for doing tasks
ye
@arctic flicker look what I found..
a cannibal has come through here
inb4 the stash has 1 singular piece of junk
If it does, I'm gonna RAGE
I'm boutta run back to that spot and waste so much time..
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The house always wins
@copper vapor
No
anyways
minecraft modpack mod moment

like i didnt wanna suffer from the get go
and i can STILL apply it whenever i want
like fuck off

"family friendly content only guys come on"
lmao it even got the gif
bro im sitting here in a locked room, and theres some shithead outside
he doesnt know im here
these are really good

thats why i dont dig up stashes
theyre never worth fuckall
that was probably someones building material stash, which they looted and promptly abandoned
Fuck this IM LOGGING OFF
maybe gambling isnt so bad after all
anyways @glad parrot come play roblox extraction shooters with me so we can relish in the pain of the youth
yum

Calm down
You need to start thinking with your dick
You’re making irrational decisions
dont think they have that option
also a bad idea
i tell you now that thinking with that dumbfuck is not going to help
I CAN STACK IT WITH MOAR 
excuse me ?
this is a new accessory wtf is that passive tho
so... 10 luck = 100% crit?
Dick is in the mind my friend
cuz i got +22% luck rn

Naw, I'm done with games for today~

i would be too after such a devastating loss
Yeah sure, lemme just do that real quick!
What annoys me is that I wasted like 40 minutes on that
But ohh well, that's DayZ for you..
o
yeah, i advise you dont worry about stashes, they usually suck :(
GODDAMN
I'm chasing after that high where I dug up a stash and found like those NVG things
Because DAMMMM I'd love some of those
i feel like im guts rn
moderator moment
Misery is back in store now
DMCA has been resolved
dude just angry at you for not playing the style he wants
WTF KRAMPUS ?
interesting
offtopic smp when
surely you can find a way to bypass that
Never
-# mc eternal 2 server still open btw
baa
this is mental af
you can upgrade it btw
no way
Maximum cock
wtf
I maxed mine today as well
free trial testing for swords
now gotta farm up the upgrades for workstations
i was going in between the 2
but most of the time i just have to evac cuz i find good mats / loot
besides the ones i need 
By pure coincidence I upgraded the gunsmith and the gear bench to 2
i upped my gunsmith
now I can focus on being an arc murderhobo to get the parts for upgrading more stuff
also I need to do spaceport
only map with "Exodus" PoI for refined fuel
oh
What the fuck

wtf the fuck is happening there
why is there so many fucking creepers
oh my fucking god
omagaad
not enough possums on it
possumonapossum
one false move away from getting her eye gouged out by her child
ooo
stylish hair
I just obliterated like 3 people
i am also here
gamer
It was so violent
s
i killed 3 people and evac'd with 3 people today
odd day
Minigun down a dude and he crawls into a basement
i throw 3 grenades
several booms later we wiped a whole squad
I FRICKIN HATE RAIDERS BOOOOOOOOOOOM

fall damage does that
ye ik
she jumped off a highway
I jumped into the cellar
waow aren't you the pro pvpers
that too
so proud
I'm LITERAlly goated
i didnt ask to pvp i just wanted the cellar
what about me 👉 👈
I did it for you MBO
SHE ATE IT
anyway hhhhh i dunno what guns to use
LMAO
I got in a train
someone shot me from behind
then someone shot that guy from behind
shot the asshole
and brought me back to speranza

best arc raider player
ever
ok i take back my previous statement about how i would betray like everyone
i do betray people
but not that much

redemption arc
Unlocks MK8 LMG 
No recoil 
Laser Accuracy 
Abysmal damage and dogshit rate of fire
redemption arc raiders
idk brag some more I guess

send screenshots of you killing two full squads
BUT I KILLED 3 PEOPLE AS SOLO
I hate pvp btw 
my first kill was in 16h time played because some clown opened fire at me as soon as I left spawn
and they were awful
I went back into the spawn bunker thingy, healed up
they rushed after me and I just shot them down

one stitcher clip was enough but as soon as I heard the click I pulled out the raider tool lmao
I kill whenever the urge takes me
no rhyme or reason
sometimes i go hours without
othertimes I seek it out
she shoots me
I shoot him
unsurprisingly unstable 
bruh
time to find one piece
vs 100 doms
indeed
i would sometimes betray people
depends if i like them
if i just talk to them and we're tense but neutral, theres a good chance i kill him
but if its an immediate vibe, we are chilling
meanwhile i'm still looking for a good spot for a base 
yoink a structure
just pull a pyr
dig hole
live in hole
wait what modpack you got @hexed kernel
myself
linggango like doge?
yeah
brother we already have a server
that we can change at anytime
right @timber oxide ?

yeag
then do that 
Macauley Caulkin is in Fallout S2 as one of Caesar's men lol
That's less than we had on MCE2
i know but like i've said everyone's arcing it rn 
I hope Arc fucking dies 
and also i love how y'all are willing to make an smp with this modpack
even though it has locked progression n everything
Create is not locked so I don't care
how u gonna get the stuff for it 
Galil is good
Tell me you never did create without telling me you never did it
Create mostly uses ANDESITE which is a FUCKING STONE
doesnt it need iron n such
for some stuff
Iron NUGGETS
ah
And you find iron in every fucking chest
yeah nvm then
you have to go to the nether to get the blaze burner though
Also I just want to say that the progression is kinda tarded
"Hey man, you can't mine iron yet. In order to mine iron, get some iron"
There are other ways of getting to the nether 
yeah iron remote crafting is a bit tarded
The gold thing is also stupid
"Hey man, you can't mine gold yet. To mine gold, get some gold"

And then after gold there's dia-
Oh sorry, my bad
Emerald
the only boss that doesn't require anything is the diamond boss
oh and netherite too ig

SO MANY DUCKS
So only the early game is tarded

And early game can be ignored by finding a gun 
HE'S ARCING
Or get a charm that gives you lvl 10 electrocute like I did
ever since rolling "enhanced sharpness 4" book villager early game was piss easy for me
and some streamer luck accessory findings 
Bro I just shoot stuff and/or electrocute stuff

I like how I got a lvl 10 spell on a charm
have gazillions of everything
doesn't have a single EGG for sniffer egg crafting

How about you sniff yourself some bitches
Ayo
cant find chickens too which is odd
for pvp its like throwing rocks at people
I am not a pvp'er kek
My house which I definitely built myself fr fr

ok now youve convinced me not to want to
youre a dick
XD
ey man
nah its ok, its just that im gonna ask like 1000 questions
y'all were the ones crying about beyond ascension having locked progression 
I mean, the progression is easy enough
you couldn't mine iron until you did quest yeah
Beyond was kinda tarded tho
Become one 
I do need leaper/bombard etc parts
oh fr?
i swear that never happened 
still was one of the reason some dropped the pack
That's not true
You could bypass everything by fishing
i swear i remember 2-3 people complaining about locked progression
Because fishing gave you iron
I will arc with you (no i won't) 
And with iron pickaxe you can mine... iron

The thing that Beyond Ascension did was remove the ability to mine iron from stone picks
You had to use gold
Which is
Fucking stupid
But you could just go to the endgame content straight away and fish some iron 
or you know
find a foundry and get netherite loot min 1 
Now, with bazinggago, you can craft iron stuff before doing the quest, but you can't use it
Or at least, you can't use weapons and armor
But the tools work just fine cause I guess they couldn't mod them to not work cause modders suck 
yeah for some reason you can still use stuff that has iron on its recipe but can still be used
oh yeah you have to kill diamond boss for it
As long as I don't use my pick as a weapon





