╟❓general-offtopic

[sour rivet]

home

[obsidian sun]

a baby

[obsidian sun]

she was in black mesa

[oblique belfry]

im gonna assume twitter

[sour rivet]

oh no

[obsidian sun]

gman plucke her out

[untold spear]

whats the age gap between gordon and alyx

[oblique belfry]

because they do not have a single braincell working and are npcs

[untold spear]

gordon didnt age bcos of stasis right?

[obsidian sun]

yes

they are about the same

[sour rivet]

gordon if he wasnt stasis would be around 40-50

hes 27

or so

[obsidian sun]

even then

[untold spear]

i mean

[proven escarp]

actualyl had 2
intervertebral disc bulges when i was 20

[static axle]

playing hard to patriotism @opal star

[oblique belfry]

twitter people find everything to fuck up every fiction ever

[obsidian sun]

he shows no sign cause he is a blanket character
if you think it's weird that gordon is into alyx
brother that's your problem since technically gordon is meant to be the player

[untold spear]

what happened? you lifted or smth?

[sour rivet]

gordon is me fr

[obsidian sun]

indeed

[proven escarp]

yeap

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-gif-5409179477895956120

[untold spear]

how i aint see you abolish no tyranny

liar

[sour rivet]

im gonna say a thing slightly offensive and be killed after they find it years later

[sour rivet]

i dont even know who you are

[obsidian sun]

is anyone else lowkey still dissapointed that one gordon art was fanmade

[timber oxide]

So now two adults can't be into each other cause at some point in the past they were both children

[obsidian sun]

so true

[copper vapor]

well that's 3 more shrooms

2 to go

[glad parrot]

Hope it's better now, grandpa! >:3

[proven escarp]

still gives me trouble

[timber oxide]

Googoogaagaa

[copper vapor]

wasn't there someone who got canceled for something they said over 10 years ago

[sour rivet]

fuck if i know

[copper vapor]

damn

[obsidian sun]

this was my headcanon on how gordon looked
then the alyx model (still good) didn't hit it for me compared to this one

[sour rivet]

a lot of people had this shit happened

[copper vapor]

trials aren't cumulative

gotta do it in one run

[timber oxide]

Don't worry, I already cancelled you

[real aspen]

cant be cancelled if you were never real

be a ghost

tell people to kill themselves and then delete your account before they can counter

[timber oxide]

I saw this Gordon somewhere before

[obsidian sun]

yea it's fan art

a lot of people thought it was the model for hl alyx

[copper vapor]

so if each box is 500 points
gotta deliver 8 boxes IN ONE SESSION to get max reward

[glad parrot]

Really? Well shit, I guess you really are that dusty.. :3

[upbeat verge]

Chat

[glad parrot]

I really hope it gets better tho!

[upbeat verge]

@obsidian sun Always wanted to try this one

[timber oxide]

Where half life 3

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-way-nah-head-shaking-disagree-gif-17699608

[timber oxide]

Volvo I can't wait any longer give me half life 3

[timber oxide]

Half Life Gordon

[untold spear]

alright mr popular

[copper vapor]

they learned to count to 3
They revealed 3 new pieces of hardware in one video

[sour rivet]

[proven tundra]

Most I've done is 2 boxes in one match

[copper vapor]

yea same lmao

[sour rivet]

or do it during a major event

[copper vapor]

almost there

[sour rivet]

like night raid or storm

[untold spear]

u seem offended by me quoting you

[proven tundra]

arc update is on

[copper vapor]

[obsidian sun]

ik this is copium but i want it to be real so bad

[proven tundra]

I need 5 apricots

[proven tundra]

For max cock

[oblique belfry]

are you like getting 2-3 mushroom then evacing

[copper vapor]

"so desperate"

[untold spear]

? you said that you dont know me instead of going along, is this your private space or what?

[copper vapor]

I have a shitton of apricots

[obsidian sun]

i mean yea it's basically schizo posting hl3

[proven tundra]

I sold all mine after the first time I needed them for scrappy upgrade

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

And then realised I needed them again for level 5

[sour rivet]

doomed

[celest plank]

pyrson

[untold spear]

what a fucking guy 🤣

[celest plank]

think for a second

[static axle]

[celest plank]

in which millenium are we?

thats right

IN THE THIRD

λ

https://tenor.com/view/скала-rock-dwayne-johnson-валв-valve-gif-26437924

[sour rivet]

im trying to download a gif but it keeps downloading at a very low fps

fucking twitter

[proven tundra]

Just had to put out to the muffler guy
$340
Meh I could have bought so many mtx

[obsidian sun]

REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

THE HALF LIFE 3 IS REAAAL

[sour rivet]

portal 3

[timber oxide]

Mistake number 1
Using twitter at all

[proven tundra]

Left 4 Dead 3

[proven escarp]

X

[obsidian sun]

after half life 3 of course

[sour rivet]

shut

[celest plank]

aperture deskjob 2

[glad parrot]

Is your wallet gonna recover?

[celest plank]

[timber oxide]

Stone this mf

[celest plank]

he got that retirement fund

[obsidian sun]

artifact 2

[celest plank]

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376395214188449802/1385775775193501807/qhbs3avdiz2c1-1.gif

[celest plank]

God fucking forbid

[proven tundra]

Yes
Just ate up my fun money for the month along with the $440 I paid last week lol

[glad parrot]

Pfffff exactly

[untold spear]

jakis gosc od fabuly half life na twitterze zapostowal szklanke do ktorej skrapla sie powoli woda, jesli oni znow baituja to szczerze jebac ta firme i half life 3

[proven escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-they-hate-him-duck-gif-687604815542880569

[proven tundra]

Wanted to buy two games but only bought one instead

[sour rivet]

can i have 20 dolla

[obsidian sun]

rat leotardo

[proven tundra]

EU5 needs more time to cook anyway

[celest plank]

sluchaj, valve ma duza luke w repertuarze nowosci na stronie glownej steam

jak nie half life 3, to cos wielkiego od valve

[proven tundra]

I only have rat coin left this month sorry

[sour rivet]

shucks

[timber oxide]

Sure, here's an employment contract, you'll be paid 20 dolla per year

[celest plank]

the drawing contest remains the greatest contest this server has seen, no doubt

[untold spear]

czas najwiekszy, ciezko uwierzyc ze tyle lat minelo zeby tworzyc cult following dla takich kurwa lamerskich deweloperow

ja tez bylem fanboyem ale no cmon xD

[obsidian sun]

notice how he was killed after getting his money

[oblique belfry]

round 2 ?

[glad parrot]

Aw no.. Rat dad's BROKE??? That's insane

[sour rivet]

no.

[obsidian sun]

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

powiem ci, valve to chyba moja ulubiona firma giercowa, ale mam wyjebane w to kiedy wychodza tytuly xD

[timber oxide]

[celest plank]

i tak nie mam czasu zeby wszystkiego obczaic w tych czasach

[untold spear]

this discord is poison literally i keep looking in here while in the gym

do i lack interaction that much dawg

[obsidian sun]

can we do another baby event
didn't do one in a while

[arctic flicker]

leaving this server = better life

[obsidian sun]

and i missed the last one

[timber oxide]

[celest plank]

agreed

Im gonna do it again

[untold spear]

this is me ngl

[celest plank]

It wont be as funny now

and no more rewards like we had that day

it was a one in a lifetime thing

[glad parrot]

Startin a GoFundMe with the caption "For Rat dad and his winter cheese rations :3"

[sour rivet]

ok i got the gif

[uneven sapphire]

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

and discord compressed the shit outta it

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

smh

[oblique belfry]

i need to make a rewarding event again

but cant do that when im unemployed

[timber oxide]

Then find a job

[uneven sapphire]

I wonder if I get .!topiced

[timber oxide]

PoV: regular hungarian on a clear day

[uneven sapphire]

True

[untold spear]

opinions on steam machine

this shit is 2/3 heatsink because of the small amount of airflow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[uneven sapphire]

The filter is obviously broken

[unborn cypress]

Grok had a mod where you could set the voice actor sound to English, does anyone know where to get it?

[uneven sapphire]

In #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[unborn cypress]

ok ty

[obsidian sun]

wrong chat but here it is https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1141506829512364082

[unborn cypress]

ty

[glad parrot]

Wait actually

[sour rivet]

there we go

[glad parrot]

@proven tundra

[proven tundra]

Yes

[sour rivet]

all this shit just for this fuckin gif

[copper vapor]

uh oh

[glad parrot]

What's your opinion on GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH

[proven tundra]

It's okay

[timber oxide]

Food

[proven tundra]

I'd rather make an egg sandwich

[timber oxide]

L'egg

[glad parrot]

I knew it! They're a bit overrated for some reason

I hear some people swear it's the best but like

[uneven sapphire]

Feast

[proven tundra]

There's exceptions
I've been to a restaurant that makes fancy grilled cheese and those were good

[oblique belfry]

nugies

[glad parrot]

Ooooh

[timber oxide]

Of course a literal toddler would not understand, go back to drinking milk

[glad parrot]

Potato!

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

Pffff, you got a milk rat too??

[proven tundra]

[uneven sapphire]

I fucking love potatoes

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

found only 1 shroom

[sour rivet]

i dip-a mah cheesewich into da tomato soup

[glad parrot]

WTF??

[copper vapor]

this lush blooms event is false advertising

[uneven sapphire]

True American

[midnight flame]

Damn

[timber oxide]

PoV: Irish person

[glad parrot]

Who puts pizza in milk

[proven tundra]

Did you try the tree in spaceport?

[sour rivet]

[midnight flame]

Waking up at work feels weird

[copper vapor]

yes actually
someone else must've looted that place before I got there

[proven tundra]

Bastards

[midnight flame]

Sleep on your jobs fellas

[glad parrot]

Find 'em, kill 'em, take it from 'em

[midnight flame]

Give them steel mate

GIVE THEM STEEL

[zealous depot]

Coffee time

[glad parrot]

Hell yeah..

[proven tundra]

Nap time

[glad parrot]

Rat dad's old bones need an hour of nap time so he can Zomboid :3

[snow tree]

Mushrooms are tempting me

[glad parrot]

Add that guy and insult him

[sour rivet]

only losers do that

[glad parrot]

How dare he damage you

[snow tree]

Nah he was chill once I mic'ed

Gave him probe loot and said my goodbyes

[untold spear]

stoya’s profile pic got me feeling some typa way

[zealous depot]

Arc has to be one of the only instances of a extraction shooter where I see people not being murder hobos

[snow tree]

(loot was doodo anyway )

[snow tree]

If you know, you know

[zealous depot]

Even cycle was filled with murder hobos

[left mantle]

Tarkov and SC players could never fathom it

[zealous depot]

Tarky players have rabies

And sc players are just a special breed of autism

[glad parrot]

So cute, I love it :3

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

Well in possibly a couple hours we'll get actual footage on engineering that isn't a leak

since wave 1 tech preview is planned

[zealous depot]

Hopefully it won't be cringe

[left mantle]

Literally impossible.

This is SC we're talking about

[zealous depot]

Man I wish b42 mp would just come out already

[zealous depot]

Oh yeah, I forgot what game we were talking about for a sec

[untold spear]

i call him hami, me and my girl we take him on trips and take pics of him on nice scenery

[glad parrot]

Gonna play Zomboid later because it's fun for me :3

[untold spear]

try to find him here!!

[untold spear]

@glad parrot

[copper vapor]

there we go

maximum cock

[little depot]

WE MUST KILL TETO

[oblique belfry]

max level is 5 ?

[left mantle]

At least i've been able to do trading with the hull c consistently

making money

[sour rivet]

ye

for chimken atleast

[glad parrot]

Cutie spotted :3

[glad parrot]

SO TRUE, BESTIE

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/hamiboom-hami-boom-gif-14625845161799559240

[glad parrot]

Hold on.. is that a Poland flag???

https://tenor.com/view/peripeteia-marie-good-night-dobranoc-спокойной-ночи-gif-15762656054406736442

[proven escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-ball-poland-polska-gif-9104158

[untold spear]

that is warsaw correct

old town

national stadium is in the background the white and red building

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-teto-plush-kasane-teto-plush-crush-it-gif-16166927453889012815

[glad parrot]

Woaaa, that's fucking cool

I didn't even know that's what the stadium was

[versed ermine]

Yo guys, anyone good with PCs here? My GPUs processor is looking kinda shady

My GPU has been acting up lately

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scratch-gif-14831851

[versed ermine]

Windows freezing then monitor turns off untill I reboot from the button

Is it cooked

Like is it joever

Yo fr please reply🙏

[wild vortex]

search it up, thats your gpu dye

i believe

[static axle]

what that

smear or scratch

[versed ermine]

Uhh let me use a q tip

[latent hazel]

thats a chip not a scratch

[wild vortex]

i would recomend you not touch it

[latent hazel]

if it isnt a smear

[versed ermine]

None, was a smear

[static axle]

the right or the bottom one

[versed ermine]

Smear

[snow tree]

Buddy

Don't use qtips

[static axle]

i bet you just had old paste

[versed ermine]

Shit was rock hard honestly

[snow tree]

Isopropyl that bih, put new paste, put it back together

[static axle]

yee

[versed ermine]

Ain't got nunna that

[wild vortex]

[snow tree]

[versed ermine]

Just carefully dry wiping it

[static axle]

do you have anything alcohol based?

[wild vortex]

tons brother, tons

[static axle]

nail polish remover etc?

[versed ermine]

Medical spirt

[obsidian sun]

wtf i saw someone post a discord clip

[versed ermine]

Yes

[obsidian sun]

it said it's a beta feature

[wild vortex]

yeah its a thing

[static axle]

that should work

[sour rivet]

hes from the past

[pallid sapphire]

Its called a mag

[snow tree]

Naaaah nail remover is risky work

[versed ermine]

Aight I'll grab some acetone

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/soy-4chan-cry-gif-23507092

[snow tree]

Acetone can burn plastics and lines

[wild vortex]

medal built into discord basically

[snow tree]

[versed ermine]

Is acetone good or

Oh

[static axle]

not if you dont use too much

[sour rivet]

wait what

[untold spear]

alcohol

[versed ermine]

So what do I use, acetone or spirt

[snow tree]

Hate, do you really trust this user

[wild vortex]

its not medal but discord clipping is just clipping

[sour rivet]

oh

[versed ermine]

All I got is wine bruh

[obsidian sun]

it's in stalker chat check it

[untold spear]

spiritus

[static axle]

is medicval spirit just wiping alcohol?

[quiet abyss]

For future reference, get rubbing alcohol

[sour rivet]

the fuck

[quiet abyss]

Its better

[untold spear]

just get a tissue and fold it 3 times

[obsidian sun]

bro i swear if they finally made a good feature and pay walled it

[untold spear]

put it on the spiritus bottle

turn it upside down

and gently wipe

[sour rivet]

fuk dat im still stickin with medal

[versed ermine]

Im searching for the spirt bottle

Nowhere to be found

[static axle]

ah medical spirit is just 70% iso. just use that

[snow tree]

You got rubbing alcohol? Use that if anything at all

[sour rivet]

would be AMD's clipping but it doesnt record voices

[obsidian sun]

i rather use discord if possible
i don't like having a lot of shit open

[untold spear]

advice to get isopropyl alcohol

[snow tree]

Yeeee, rubbing alc

[sour rivet]

medal kinda just runs in the background but i get it

[static axle]

yee

[versed ermine]

Yo I may have found rubbing alc

[untold spear]

quite cheap and you can use it to get rid of fat on surfaces very easily

[snow tree]

[untold spear]

great! thats even better

[obsidian sun]

yea it's not about the processing power i just dislike it

[snow tree]

You got paste tho right?

[versed ermine]

Says it can be used for electrics

[static axle]

imma rub your alcocklo

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbWbr6XKf_E

[versed ermine]

Ye, the one I use for my CPU is fine right?

[snow tree]

Same shit

[versed ermine]

Ok

[snow tree]

[versed ermine]

First time changing my GPU paste so

[quiet abyss]

It has isopropyl

So yes

Use that

[versed ermine]

Good?

Ok

[snow tree]

Just let it dry fully

[obsidian sun]

just watch a youtube video

[snow tree]

It dries fast af

[quiet abyss]

It will dry quickly

[snow tree]

The alc I mean

[versed ermine]

Ye

[quiet abyss]

Alcohols evaporate fast

[versed ermine]

Should I hop on VC on cam

[quiet abyss]

Unlike fuckass water, wait 10 min, shits still there

[versed ermine]

For better guidance

[snow tree]

Real

[quiet abyss]

DONT USE WATER obviously

[versed ermine]

Ofc I wont

[quiet abyss]

Just to be sure tho

[versed ermine]

I'm not that slow

[snow tree]

Alc you don't have to worry

[quiet abyss]

I mentioned water, dont want some reject to think its a good idea

[snow tree]

[quiet abyss]

Youre good

[versed ermine]

Okay so uhh

That burn thingy what is it

[static axle]

if you have high quality toilet paper just take a square from it, fold it few time and wet the tip and wipe the chip and cooler clean thats what i did with my 2080ti and 4080super

[versed ermine]

Ye

[quiet abyss]

Just get a tissue, put a lil alcohol on it, gently wipe the contact surface, let dry

[versed ermine]

This is an Rx 470

[quiet abyss]

Then apply new paste afterward

[versed ermine]

Aight bet

[teal spade]

lick it clean

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

[real aspen]

alternatively, dunk it into deionized water

[static axle]

i like your thinking hubba bubba

[quiet abyss]

The formidable distilled water dunk

[versed ermine]

Alright

So I did an oopsie

[quiet abyss]

[proven escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-whos-sus-not-me-gif-7283757931826139493

[teal spade]

lick it clean

[real aspen]

slurp it up

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

Its ok, if thats alcohol its ok

[versed ermine]

My mousepad is so dirty

[teal spade]

says the alcoholic

[versed ermine]

PC dust n thermal pate

[snow tree]

Bro about to be doozy

[quiet abyss]

True

[static axle]

@snow tree i got me some pizza ingredients, beef,bacon,smoked ham, chicken,salsa,mozzarella,cheddar,button mushrooms,pepperonichies,shrimps gonna make two big ass pizzapies tmrw

[snow tree]

Don't whiff the fumes too hard buddy

[versed ermine]

I'm European

I drink wine

[snow tree]

Sheeeeeee big back activites

[static axle]

pros drink it to block out the fumes

[versed ermine]

(15)

[snow tree]

It's not about drinking

Fumes from this will make you pass out if you inhale too much

[quiet abyss]

Its because alcohol fumes can make you lightheaded

Or that

[proven escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-wink-gotcha-you-tube-thanks-gif-19039548

[real aspen]

Isopropyl alcohol is almost as vile as thermal paste

[quiet abyss]

Indeed

[real aspen]

dont suggest eating either

[quiet abyss]

Do not the isopropyl

[snow tree]

I was about to say something very unwise

[teal spade]

avoid breathing in the fumes by sticking 2 sticks of open Super Glue tubes in your nostrils

[sour rivet]

im not suppose to eat it?

[real aspen]

yes

[sour rivet]

aw shuckaroonies

[obsidian sun]

water cooler liquid 🤤

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/dented-head-head-smile-gif-12205170

[real aspen]

you rub it on yourself and let your skin absorb it

avoids the bad taste that way

[static axle]

iso, asetone aint even bad, actual 2 component paint thinner is something else. painted car and oh boy that shit gets you high

[real aspen]

Acetone smells nice

[snow tree]

We got nitro stripper at work for removing oil from machines

Shits vile

[static axle]

i dont know what the fuck they mix int that shit but holy shit is it bad

[quiet abyss]

You spell like you huff acetone, that checks

[versed ermine]

Guys can we hop in a vc

This is chaos

[real aspen]

killing myself because of you

[celest plank]

whats going on

[quiet abyss]

You think it would be any better? Lmao

[celest plank]

which vc

im up

[versed ermine]

My GPU processor is kinda fried

Lobby 5

[teal spade]

I don't need to go to the bathroom

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

Very nice

[versed ermine]

Hop in only if ur tryna help

[celest plank]

gamma related?

[static axle]

yee, iso and acetone etc just smell like pure alcohol, some of these other stuff will just make you instantly nocious (fucking enkglisdh hard)

[celest plank]

[tulip jasper]

do you think we will be re-incarnated as CPU processors?

[static axle]

nacius?

noucious

[sour rivet]

im bein re-incarnated as a tree

[versed ermine]

Hop in lobby 5

[snow tree]

Did you huff some just now?

[quiet abyss]

No, definitely as parasitic organisms

No wait, we already are those

[versed ermine]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1030235266402766968

[real aspen]

i'll be using your rib bones though

[quiet abyss]

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-googley-eyes-blush-excited-gif-7878846

[real aspen]

ip grabber

[static axle]

perchance

[tulip jasper]

lotta huffing of bad chemicals for you in the future friend

[quiet abyss]

Nah, i need them, you can have my pinkie toe bones tho

[tulip jasper]

im aiming for a pentium 2 core

[quiet abyss]

Ribs aint negotiable

[versed ermine]

Y'all leaving me alone in vc

I need advice bruh

[real aspen]

but without pinky you'll be tripping all over the place

[versed ermine]

How did we get to food

From a GPU processor

[real aspen]

pinky is important

[quiet abyss]

You do realize my pinkie toes are atrophied basically?

[real aspen]

damn

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

my condolences

[quiet abyss]

They actually serve no purpose

I could lose them

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/pinky-and-the-brain-pinky-brain-push-down-gif-7665352366402593615

[snow tree]

Anyway, back to arcing

[quiet abyss]

My other 4 toes picked up the slack, im aight

[tulip jasper]

im straight up waiting to be a chip in some middle eastern pc that blows up and burns down after downloading grass effects for crysis 2

[static axle]

average rat cocking

[quiet abyss]

Food processing gpu… good idea

[versed ermine]

Bro is my GPU processor cooked or

[static axle]

why would it be

[static axle]

just clean, paste and slap it together

[versed ermine]

That's not coming off dude

[quiet abyss]

Bro wants to be an IED with extra steps

[versed ermine]

It's burned into it

[tulip jasper]

[versed ermine]

It's like crystaly

[tulip jasper]

ill be a isreali pager on re-incarnation

[teal spade]

I will do everything in my power to make sure you're the CPU that SPECIFICALLY is used to help render the ball hairs of some furry expansion vore porn

[tulip jasper]

ty

[quiet abyss]

Nah youre just a roadside bomb somewhere in iraq waiting for a random little child to kick it

[static axle]

you can take a piece of tissue and soak it in alcohol and let it stay there

[tulip jasper]

atleast its a life with a purpose and central defined goal

[static axle]

paste is oily, so if its stock shit no wonder its burned on

[tulip jasper]

gotta respect the IED grind

[celest plank]

average convo with doge

[versed ermine]

It's not paste

It soaks up abit

But like

[teal spade]

4

[tulip jasper]

what proof alcohol

[versed ermine]

It's like a scratch

[glad parrot]

4

[versed ermine]

Technic use solvent

Isopropyl

[quiet abyss]

4 🔥 🔥 🔥 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/ctyri-jhin-jhin-lol-jhin-league-of-legends-league-of-legends-gif-26009999

[quiet abyss]

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/jhin-dance-stand-by-jhin-stand-by-lol-gif-22210727

[real aspen]

yellow pants
(press harder, it wont break)

[quiet abyss]

We are the worst fucking tech support

[tulip jasper]

if its anything lower than 60 theres a chance it wont get rid of really strong stained paste, also if the paste is low af quality and burnt it wont come off lol

[static axle]

its suprisingly hard to scratch chips

[left mantle]

We got the guy who likes 4, the guy who likes 3, where's the guy who likes 5

[quiet abyss]

This guy is better off looking at linus tech tips

[quiet abyss]

5 is absolutely fucking lit bro

[versed ermine]

This is my first time seeing this processor

Like I got this PC as a gift

In like late 2024

[tulip jasper]

i wouldn't worry too much it looks like a hard stain, put some mx-6 or 4 on it and move on

[versed ermine]

Never disassembled the gou

Gpu

[versed ermine]

No clue what that is

[static axle]

i would just take a piece of paper and soak it in alcohol and let it rest ontop of it

[versed ermine]

How long

Time

[tulip jasper]

20 minutes?

[real aspen]

it'll dry in like 2

[tulip jasper]

the higher content alcohol the faster it dries

[snow tree]

Cool

[versed ermine]

I'll try pressing harder and if not I'll do that

[snow tree]

Game crashed mid raid

[sour rivet]

y'all shoulda went to the support channel to farm xp smh

[tulip jasper]

i reaaally wouldn't worry about flakes of paste my guy, you've cleaned it plenty XD is this your first time opening a pc?

[real aspen]

but it supports my procrastination

[static axle]

few mins should be good

[versed ermine]

It's slowly coming off

Alright I'm wiping it

[teal spade]

how about I support your prostate instead?

[versed ermine]

It's just a hard stain

[teal spade]

[sour rivet]

can you support my estate

[tulip jasper]

i wanna ruin his gpu with bad advice

[versed ermine]

First time opening a gpu

[tulip jasper]

i can tell

[teal spade]

yes

...

I sold it

[sour rivet]

than-

what

[versed ermine]

I tried opening it like half a year ago and I couldn't figure out the screws

Death to gigabyte

[tulip jasper]

wait why tf are you even opening a gpu???

[teal spade]

guy said he'd trade me a bridge for it

[sour rivet]

[static axle]

Shit is durable

[versed ermine]

Windows freezes, stays like that for 10-30s, monitor turns off untill I press the restart button.
It's been like this for a while

It's dying bruh

[tulip jasper]

and you assume its a gpu concern? have you tried integrated and check through that?

[teal spade]

It seemed like a good deal

[tulip jasper]

im not sure who told you the sage advice to pull apart a gpu but its rlly funny

[teal spade]

[versed ermine]

See now I couldn't find the CPU display port

[tulip jasper]

XD

[sour rivet]

oh thats a nice bridge

[versed ermine]

I just decided to do this first and then do the integrated

Like clean it

Then do integr

[tulip jasper]

XD

omg

[static axle]

nice bridge bro, mind if i hop on it?

[teal spade]

yea... Problem... It's on the estates property so I don't own it anymore

[tulip jasper]

bro you are one funny dude

[versed ermine]

Man I'm 15 I don't know much of what I'm doing

[teal spade]

[sour rivet]

i had the estate building and estate property on 2 different deeds

[tulip jasper]

i can tell XD

[static axle]

@versed ermine also your fine with using some pressure when cleaning, you aint gonna break it with a qtip

[versed ermine]

Shit was dusty asf

[real aspen]

good way to test that is to put on music and wait for the crash, if sound keeps going after the freeze, it's likely gpu, if it doesnt, something else

[versed ermine]

Yeah it's coming off

[versed ermine]

Ooh true

[teal spade]

I used a paper clipper to clip them together so I don't loose em

[versed ermine]

It's never crashed mid game suprisingly

[sour rivet]

fug

[versed ermine]

Like rarely I think

And I don't recall

[static axle]

just do a last wipe with a tissue or something less flinty

[versed ermine]

How it was

[static axle]

dont want a qtip hair in there

[versed ermine]

Ye im rubbing it with a q tip with alc

Well

I'll like wipe it once more with a dry tissue

And then done

[tulip jasper]

next you wanna put a paperclip pin bridging the open port next to the processor to the closest additional port and then turn your pc on and go to safety mode

[static axle]

dont use dry, its static and will leave flint

just wipe it wet and wait few sec for it to dry

[versed ermine]

K I'll wet it abit

[teal spade]

Dry isn't a thing to be used! He's a person! With hopes and dreams!

[static axle]

YEAH

[versed ermine]

Even better, q tip didn't leave hair so

All done wiping it

[static axle]

[tulip jasper]

smh no one laughed at my joke

[versed ermine]

As clean as a mirror

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-jim-carrey-fake-smile-fake-laugh-sarcastic-gif-16031702

[versed ermine]

Maybe abit dirty but I'll wipe it with a tissue

How much paste should I apply

Calculate in basmati rice grains

[static axle]

ah your alc leaves residue

wipe it dry then

[versed ermine]

There was abit more on the qtip

[upbeat verge]

mmm yess Movign 200+ gigs of movies from SSD to HDD

[tulip jasper]

those stains aren't alcohol thats burns

[versed ermine]

It's not bruh

Stfu

[teal spade]

"Movies"

[upbeat verge]

yes movies

[real aspen]

porn

[upbeat verge]

it says LOTR there

can't you fucking read moron

[static axle]

i mean if its not conductive just do a half of pea

[upbeat verge]

eat a grenade and explode

[real aspen]

parody porn, even?

[teal spade]

Man thinks I don't know about the LOTR porn parodies

[static axle]

you dont want a dry spot

[upbeat verge]

yeah lord of hte cocks

[real aspen]

im pretty sure i've seen that somewhere

[upbeat verge]

sir

[static axle]

hey thats sab's name

[upbeat verge]

WDYM SEEN THAT

AY AY AY

[real aspen]

[tulip jasper]

alcohol wipes away in seconds if its high enough prof my guy alcohol is amazing with tech, that picture is burnt corroded metal XD, just do a nice bit of paste and evenly put pressure and close you'll be fine

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[versed ermine]

Good enough

[celest plank]

think anybody would put their precious cock in him?

he is more likely to be a cock dreamer

[static axle]

he uses some mixed purple alcohol that pretty sure has oil in it. same as nail polish remover has oils

[static axle]

thats good enough for the old rx

[static axle]

naah he the hoarder of cocks

[tulip jasper]

thats explaining all of the issues lmao, never fuck with anything lower than 70 prof ngl

[versed ermine]

My throat is burning abit from the fumes

[tulip jasper]

oh i see, id wait a while before turning that badboy on ngl

[sour rivet]

stop breathing it in?

[versed ermine]

Why

[latent plank]

Should deff be wearing PPE

[versed ermine]

I wet my mousepad with it

[versed ermine]

What's ppe

[static axle]

i just use iso areosol spray cans i yoink from work, dont even have to wipe shit,

[versed ermine]

Right so

[latent plank]

Personal protective equipment

[tulip jasper]

i don't use aresol but i have the same setup

PPE is protective equipment like gloves and mask etc

[slim magnet]

el pepe ete sech

[versed ermine]

Fucking caps broke

[tulip jasper]

so you don't breath in oils and solvent

[versed ermine]

How

[static axle]

i know what ppe is

[versed ermine]

Anyway I'm gonna apply the paste

[tulip jasper]

no not you

[versed ermine]

How much

[static axle]

ah

[sour rivet]

i need ppe for my pp

[versed ermine]

Grains of rice

[tulip jasper]

the kid was asking

grains of rice XD

[zealous depot]

I return

[static axle]

i'll give you bbl ppe on your pp till you pp no more

[tulip jasper]

just do a dollop in the middle of the processor my guy

[versed ermine]

How much is a dollop

[tulip jasper]

1/4th of the processor in visual width

[sour rivet]

[versed ermine]

I'm just gonna do like 5 grains of rice

[tulip jasper]

just a lil circle in the middle

[static axle]

oh so now you back down

[versed ermine]

That's about fine

[static axle]

smh

[versed ermine]

4

[sour rivet]

scary!

[static axle]

and i thought you were a gooner

[tulip jasper]

i would do more but sure

[zealous depot]

@static axle he wasn't ready for that level of freak

[versed ermine]

The old paste was over the edges

[sour rivet]

yeah im a gooner not a sexxer

[static axle]

when you all talk in dm's but 1 pump in person

[tulip jasper]

if the paste goes over the edge it is less of a problem then if you don't add enough

[static axle]

[zealous depot]

[tulip jasper]

idk my guy destroy your gpu idc

[static axle]

its old card, they beefy and good

[tulip jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-pibble-dog-pibble-gmail-gmail-dog-gmail-gif-1592494038181494840

bros gpu when he turns it on

[static axle]

i was just when repasting my 4080s cause asus lazy

[versed ermine]

About right

[zealous depot]

Asuck

[versed ermine]

Or is that too much

[tulip jasper]

its fine just a bit lopsided

[versed ermine]

It got stuck to the tube

[zealous depot]

Asuck or ashit

[static axle]

i mean their business model might suck but most of their shit ok

[versed ermine]

Right I gotta put this massive ass heatsink back onn

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/fap-tongue-out-gif-14639278

[tulip jasper]

they don't brick their software with anti consumer systems like google or apple so

[static axle]

if it was bad it wouldnt sell multiple times more than other brands

[zealous depot]

Ayo

GRIM

[little depot]

You could show me a screenshot of ninja gaiden and doa and I'd be convinced they're the same game

[teal spade]

[zealous depot]

Grim lurking and that's the FIRST thing you send

[little depot]

Grim loves gooning

[teal spade]

The first thing...

[little depot]

What can you say

[tulip jasper]

im so excited to illegally mod my NEO slave robot for gooning

[static axle]

@zealous depot i did funny

[little depot]

....

[zealous depot]

[little depot]

That is a sentence of all time

[zealous depot]

I await the funny

[real aspen]

that's way too much but eh

wont blow up at least

[versed ermine]

Ill put some back then

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/vulgar-sofa-robot-sexrobot-sofa-gif-11846312246115923917

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/giggles-dodosky-smile-stare-gif-15649954

[sour rivet]

i got chinken

[real aspen]

eat it

[zealous depot]

You did not

[sour rivet]

nah im just gonna stare at it

[static axle]

it was 50

njet bad

[zealous depot]

[little depot]

Cannibalism

[static axle]

i mean 50 on tarky is better than ||40 on bf coins in|| bf6

[little depot]

Wh is big bird not called many eyes bird

Judgement bird isn't called small bird

[sour rivet]

because hes a big bird

[zealous depot]

I mean

[sour rivet]

tall bird

[zealous depot]

Fair

[little depot]

Punishing*

[static axle]

wanna know how i know

[teal spade]

man... Swag has been typing for a while now

[tulip jasper]

the worker on the other end of the skype vr call will have to bare witness to me re-enacted 'Her' (2013) until they become disgusted enough to get full time therapy

[teal spade]

[zealous depot]

Because you did it

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/giggles-dodosky-smile-stare-gif-15649954

and i couldnt even skip the last shit in battle pass

[zealous depot]

Is this a 2 parter funny, hate

[teal spade]

all of that typing... For this...

[static axle]

so now i just have 3500 coins left

https://tenor.com/view/giggles-dodosky-smile-stare-gif-15649954

[teal spade]

[tulip jasper]

well i was gonna say something something corporate jihadism but i felt that may be innapropriate

[zealous depot]

Use it for next battle pass

You bet your ass there will be another one

[static axle]

hell no, this shit is so rigged towards redsec and gauntlet that its not even funny

[static axle]

10 weeks left in this one

[teal spade]

and? Post inappropriate shit! Get reported! Get that shit framed in your profile like I did!

wait

it gone

WHO STOLE MY THING

[tulip jasper]

i just saw the banner thats very funny

[static axle]

what 1 token takes (10 per tier) what a good match gave me

[little depot]

!grim

[solid sundial]

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1085694647101300756/for-grimm.gif @teal spade

[teal spade]

now it's back

fucking discord

[zealous depot]

How did discord get after for the shit you said in your profile, but the thing i said last year didnt count

[teal spade]

because you didn't say it during the mass ping event and noone saw it, unlike mine which got mass reported

[static axle]

[teal spade]

[zealous depot]

Ah

[static axle]

we could do funny thing tho

[little depot]

Blame iedy

[static axle]

report sound for ban evasion

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

[teal spade]

he got a discord warning too

[little depot]

For???

Harassment?

[tulip jasper]

take me back to when i could outspokenly wish the downfall of a corporation in a well thought out manifesto without being told off by the mods in the sky ;~;

[teal spade]

the @ everyone

[fallow viper]

Only Vostok players can understand...

[teal spade]

[zealous depot]

Warning was just "stop gooning."

[obsidian sun]

kill this man

[static axle]

naah, i just have money, no need for violence

[tulip jasper]

i fucking loved that demo, have you modded your game yet?

[static axle]

calm down brazil man

i'll buy you something

[fallow viper]

Nah, not yet, Demo still up bro..

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/zarex-gif-23990652

[teal spade]

from baddragon.com

[obsidian sun]

tarkov unheard from the tarkov site

[tulip jasper]

the demo can be modded i have over 40 mods and my own scripts, the game is actually so peak modded ppl added guns and a boat load of content. shading too!

[zealous depot]

Nooooooo

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-king-finances-recovering-ruined-money-gif-3010668295717914484

[static axle]

letsgoo pirkka olut

[fallow viper]

I am aware..

[static axle]

[fallow viper]

[thick plover]

ALO

[small bane]

god damn

[static axle]

Hola mi AMIGO! Como estas?

[tulip jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/pai-gif-9478928798526726618

[thick plover]

My internet is ass I typed that a minute ago

[zealous depot]

Alright then

[fallow viper]

Technically speaking yes, the Execution on the other hand LMAO

[thick plover]

anyways time to say what happen today after I missed my bus after work

not even mad abt it

[small bane]

[zealous depot]

bogan rn

[fallow viper]

Depends WHICH Crusade though...

[static axle]

i hope you have been living insect harassment free life

[tulip jasper]

which crusades

op

[fallow viper]

exactly..

[tulip jasper]

was just about to say that

[small bane]

[thick plover]

@frozen void @upbeat verge girl so bad I COULD KILL MYSELF walked off the bus

[tulip jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/balduino-balduin-balduino-4-gif-11910671333165831402

[fallow viper]

Theres the Teuton Crusade, theres the Nordic Crusade, which really was just a Religious Mission. Then theres the multiple Crusades in the Levant..

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-you-are-going-down-path-i-cant-gif-19623186

[obsidian sun]

holy shit
leper darkest dungeon

[tulip jasper]

the martyrs all over the world too. with the christian expansion

[tulip jasper]

2nd best char

[obsidian sun]

you're right

bounty hunter is numba 1

[tulip jasper]

jester is bis

nu uh

jester has the coolest stance dance that absolutely floors everything else

[obsidian sun]

i like his lore
other characters "muh so sad muh so crazy"
bounty hunter "money"

[static axle]

what in the temu ghost is this

[obsidian sun]

i don't like stance dancing

[tulip jasper]

then you aren't cool

[thick plover]

she said hi back after I said hi

[obsidian sun]

only good stance dance is 2 crusaders

[thick plover]

I think I won iedy

[obsidian sun]

everything else is lame and gae

[upbeat verge]

such is life in Serbia

[pure compass]

Does the reconquista count as a crusade

[tulip jasper]

helions stance dancing with a jester and occultist is cinema

[obsidian sun]

no lance

[tulip jasper]

or a man at arms in 3rd stancing to 2nd

u r just mad bc you are mid

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/sarmenti-darkest-dungeon-darkest-dungeon-2-jester-darkest-dungeon-jester-gif-3841967259314346683

[fallow viper]

ABSOLUTELY, One of the Better Crusades..

[tulip jasper]

i bet you think having a healer is good in dd

[teal spade]

"Hi"

"Hi"

Holyshit we're getting married - Bogdan 2025

[zealous depot]

[obsidian sun]

not always

[thick plover]

im not iedy

but nah day was blessed

[obsidian sun]

why heal when zillion crits exist

[thick plover]

[tulip jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/darkest-dungeon-reynauld-crusader-darkest-dungeon-2-dd2-gif-8608943466666625593

[thick plover]

day was absolute dog shite cus work

and then day blessed when I saw her

its like iedy when he saw that cashier lady at lidl

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/darkest-dungeon-gif-13289659

[versed ermine]

I'm back I ate some spaghets

[upbeat verge]

Noodles made

[versed ermine]

Time to put the hestsink

[upbeat verge]

Time to eat

[obsidian sun]

@celest plank i found dancing hitler but darkest dungeon

[upbeat verge]

ooshka

[thick plover]

have a good meal lad

[fallow viper]

Me at work right now..

[upbeat verge]

u2 majmune

when the server bar has furry RP servers but you can't prove it

[obsidian sun]

[teal spade]

[thick plover]

asmr video

[upbeat verge]

Motherly Mommy soothing asmr?!?

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-writing-fire-his-writing-is-fire-is-this-fire-hold-up-gif-15400153686296022809

[thick plover]

[versed ermine]

Fuck I don't have thermal pads

Fuckkkk

Fuck

Uhh

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1405778029057277952/9k.gif

[versed ermine]

Is it fine if I removed like

[celest plank]

I HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK

[versed ermine]

70% of the thermal pads

[real aspen]

whar happened

sound

SOUND?!

damn

he's dead

[upbeat verge]

These noodles were nice

[real aspen]

😔

[upbeat verge]

I put a touch of olive oil

turbo chef

[teal spade]

dam Sound is dead

[upbeat verge]

ayoooo

[versed ermine]

@tulip jasper I removed the thermal pads and I don't have any

[teal spade]

no messages sent

[obsidian sun]

p!isaw

[muted gyro]

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[teal spade]

he's not talking anymore

[obsidian sun]

sound you retard

[copper vapor]

wtf is going on

[teal spade]

[upbeat verge]

sir we all saw the furry feet you posted

[celest plank]

@teal spade KILL YOURSELF

@teal spade KILL YOURSELF

@teal spade KILL YOURSELF

@teal spade KILL YOURSELF

@teal spade KILL YOURSELF

[upbeat verge]

ok calm down ivan/sneedchungus

[cyan hedge]

wtf

[real aspen]

why the fuck did you do that?

[celest plank]

YOU DELETE THE MESSAGE ONE MORE TIME

[teal spade]

[plucky jolt]

lmao

[versed ermine]

Guy in tutorial said to remove them but didn't specify to have replacements beforehand...

[celest plank]

as I was saying

the xanax is working well

[upbeat verge]

Love you slouchie big fan