╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

relax

[rocky turtle]

technopriests heretics ON MY PLANET?

[oblique belfry]

its just us that owns it anyways

[rocky turtle]

PUUUUUUUUUURGE

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

I mean steam doesnt really announce free games

I find them with patchbot

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry

arcane ep 6 finished

[copper vapor]

and ppl call them the best platform

[oblique belfry]

and ?

[celest plank]

honest reaction to the whole series

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

did you smash

or was it all for nothing

[celest plank]

in what sense

[copper vapor]

weren't you watching arcane because of a girl

[timber oxide]

Me every time I check Offtopic after waking up

[copper vapor]

did you fuck her yet

[celest plank]

mbo

to put it lightly

[copper vapor]

not the objective?

[celest plank]

she is a lesbian

[untold spear]

medical because i wanted to see how it affects me in one month

helped me in my line of work alot

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[untold spear]

i know how to approach stoners now

[copper vapor]

she's just a lesbian because you're not attractive enough

[timber oxide]

Ooooo

[copper vapor]

or rich enough

I've seen 'lesbians' turning bi

[oblique belfry]

Imagine losing from both sides smh

[wide chasm]

she's a lesbian until you're big enough

[untold spear]

u really fall into that incel shit bro

[celest plank]

I hope for more amazon forest fires

[thick kettle]

Hell yeah

[sour rivet]

"damn nobody want you fr"

[copper vapor]

it'll affect you harder than it would me

[celest plank]

I mean

[copper vapor]

if you think gold diggers don't exist, then call me an incel all you want lmao

[celest plank]

I wont make assumptions but we'll see how life goes

[untold spear]

but you phrase it like it affects all women brother

[static axle]

Best part is that steam still doesnt have automated refund system. While epic does

[timber oxide]

No he doesn't

[oak magnet]

no incel shit here

[copper vapor]

did you like arcane btw

[oak magnet]

i beg

[celest plank]

episode 6 so far

[untold spear]

im not arguing, i just read as it is

[celest plank]

shit is nice

[untold spear]

wassup wolfman

[static axle]

Aint that hard to have 2 criteria and if you hit atleast one its a refund. Then again its steam.

[timber oxide]

Ok I'm leaving, bye

[copper vapor]

yea

[celest plank]

also she likes my hair

[oak magnet]

bye ho

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

especially in this economy

[oak magnet]

lesbian friends are good

[wide chasm]

did you tell her you like the way she dresses yet

[celest plank]

very

[timber oxide]

Nothing better than a friend with a shared interest (women)

[oak magnet]

bi girls are cool because they arent

[static axle]

I mean sure steam gives more refunds based on scandals and shit. Etc. But still.

[untold spear]

lmao

[analog quarry]

You in the medical field?

[copper vapor]

facts

[oak magnet]

idk how to describe it

[sour rivet]

trying to get a lesbian to love you
having a lesbian be your wingman

[untold spear]

im a leo

[oak magnet]

they are different to like, straight girls

[celest plank]

thats real as fuck lmao

[oak magnet]

u know what i mean

[rocky turtle]

i got servitor frens

[celest plank]

we shared our types

[oak magnet]

hell yeah brother

[untold spear]

rogue trader?

[hexed stag]

masculine

[analog quarry]

Cool I know your zodiac sign now, you in the medical field?

[oak magnet]

no?

[rocky turtle]

[untold spear]

im a law enforcement officer lmao

[analog quarry]

OH

[wide chasm]

officer can i get a ticket

[hexed stag]

ok nvm then

[static axle]

Just remember to specify you want to watch and not you wanna watch might end up with a new rolex or some shit

[wide chasm]

i ran over a small dog yesterday

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/leo-saint-seiya-anime-powers-gif-17896817

[sour rivet]

guys g et outta here hes gonna shoot us for being a minority

[analog quarry]

In all fairness who abbreviates it like that

[untold spear]

lmao im european chill

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[sour rivet]

[oak magnet]

same g

[copper vapor]

even worse

[oak magnet]

tf u mean

amerikan ass

[untold spear]

idk american people do i just wanted to look cool

[timber oxide]

You failed

[static axle]

Wow

[copper vapor]

go harass people for the LOICENSE elsewhere

[untold spear]

but im chill guys! you can admit to crimes, just make sure that you point out if you’re european

i got interpol friends

[analog quarry]

I'm studying to become an audiologist so if any of y'all need a hearing check use code GAMMAMUSICMAN for a free consult

[wide chasm]

yall even have police?, mine is just a branch of the army

[wide chasm]

no

can i get a hearing check

[oak magnet]

go get shot by an incel for shopping at a walmart

[pallid sapphire]

This chat 24/7 for real

[analog quarry]

20 thousand euro

[celest plank]

Im still embarassed from assuming audiology is music related

[copper vapor]

no incels or walmarts here

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-steam-happy-steamhappy-steam-funny-gif-3051835105049511162

[oak magnet]

too bad y’all dont go after shit like assault across borders

[wide chasm]

cow cum?

[glad parrot]

What's interpol?

[oak magnet]

i thought u amerikan

[glad parrot]

Intergalactic poland?

[oak magnet]

bruh

[analog quarry]

Don't beat yourself up over it nobody even knows what audiologists are 😭

[wide chasm]

3 spanish pesetas

[celest plank]

JESUS I THOUGHT GOATSE IS BACK

[oak magnet]

international police

[untold spear]

too bad im a pathetic liar and i know dick about interpol and how they operate

[celest plank]

HEART ATTACK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHg

[oak magnet]

oh

[untold spear]

whole another branch of law enforcement

[oak magnet]

they are, whatever

[glad parrot]

Sounds useless, pretty cool!

[copper vapor]

[untold spear]

whatever, go my steam happy

[pallid sapphire]

Dafuq

[timber oxide]

I confirm, Sound is useless

[oak magnet]

they rely on the power of the states that are a part of interpol

so basically: almost meaningless

[celest plank]

Fuck you deadbeat cunt

[untold spear]

yep i think the DoJ pulls the strings heavily in interpol

[timber oxide]

Ayyy, thanks man

[oak magnet]

so imagine a felon goes to a state that isnt interpol, or maybe the state doesnt want to allow interpol to arrest someone

[timber oxide]

I hoped you'd react

[pallid sapphire]

Polish love

[analog quarry]

Never mess with a fumo profile pic they don't even know how to leave they room 🔥 🔥 🔥

[oak magnet]

same shit as the UN, functionally neutered

[oak magnet]

they dont

[copper vapor]

jumalauta

[pallid sapphire]

[celest plank]

tomorrow is polish independence day

yeehaw

[pallid sapphire]

Rothaarige Versager

p!translate en Rothaarige Versager

[muted gyro]

Original

Rothaarige Versager

English

Redhead loser

[untold spear]

and i am free from work so guess what we are gaming late tonight

[static axle]

You hate me cause im european while i accepted you as brazilian gonna swing like a chandelier

[analog quarry]

Can we get some bajo jajo in chat

Bajo jajo

[wide chasm]

will the entire population of poland get shitfaced?

[celest plank]

thats a daily thing

so no

[untold spear]

funny enough this literally is just gibberish

[wide chasm]

blackout drunk then?

[celest plank]

we have flags everywhere and are free from work

[wide chasm]

yall dont eat leftover lasagna from last night, shit will give you food poisoning

[sour rivet]

non americans can you tell me somethng

[teal spade]

@marsh cargo @slim blaze @wet orchid

[celest plank]

I am going to prepare some of my tea specialé and chill through the day

[copper vapor]

what lol
did you not keep it in the fridge overnight

[teal spade]

something

[copper vapor]

this is perfect

[wet orchid]

Stop pinging me in this horrible place

[glad parrot]

@wet orchid :3

[timber oxide]

What kind of lasagna did you eat that it gave you food poisoning after just one day

[sour rivet]

if you wear your country's flag is it also disrespectful

[celest plank]

@frozen void

[static axle]

No but Lingang Guli Guli Guli Watcha

Lingang Gu Lingang Gu

[teal spade]

@wet orchid I won't

[timber oxide]

Bajo jajo

[analog quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/jude-dance-tornado-gif-26509069

[copper vapor]

gifs you can hear

[wide chasm]

I think my power went out until It was like, 9 am

[copper vapor]

JOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOO
GOLDEN WIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

[copper vapor]

oof... damn

[wide chasm]

Shit is real

Literally

[copper vapor]

can't have shit in [location]

[frozen void]

@wet orchid

[wide chasm]

Currently in north spain

[static axle]

Free colon cleanse tho

[copper vapor]

shoulda said "planet earth"

[analog quarry]

Hey are you the dude who pinged me yesterday

[wide chasm]

VIVA GALICIA🚽🚽🚽🚽

[hexed kernel]

hii chat

[small bane]

Okay bloom into me is fucking peak I’m crying

[timber oxide]

To smak oszusta podatkowego

[celest plank]

@celest plank yeah thats him

[untold spear]

jaki typ ty

[small bane]

Please end my life this is too beautiful

[pallid sapphire]

@celest plank bastard

[timber oxide]

No problem

[untold spear]

play kingdom hearts

[pallid sapphire]

I pulled that with Iedy yesterday

He had a heart attack

[untold spear]

how is pepi ledy

[copper vapor]

KH went from "extremely emotional story" to "convoluted bullshit that not even Nomura can understand" by the second spinoff title

[celest plank]

I thought thats a dick

[glad parrot]

Huh?

[pallid sapphire]

I have kh3 since release and still havent finished it

[untold spear]

wired earbuds xddddd

bro lives in 1913

[copper vapor]

they ruined it by turning it into a Disney musical game

where the final fantasy characters at

[celest plank]

Fuck musicals

honestly

[copper vapor]

THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD SPOT TO FIND SOME INGREDIENTS

[untold spear]

shoutout final fantasy!!! i have never played any game

[celest plank]

the snow storm cant get us here

[copper vapor]

you're the best kind of final fantasy shoutouter

[static axle]

Good old disney final fantasy

[sour rivet]

shoutout to final fantasy (i have only finished 15)

[celest plank]

@copper vapor whats that one critically acclaimed mmorpg game called

[copper vapor]

albion online

[green granite]

This

[untold spear]

albion online

[green granite]

This is too peak

[halcyon fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[untold spear]

LMAO

[copper vapor]

HAHAHAHAH

[celest plank]

albion online to sandbox mmorpg

[copper vapor]

PEAK

[sour rivet]

Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward, and thrilling Stormblood expansions up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime.

[green granite]

@small bane i was gonna say if you want Yuri anime, watch Lycoris Recoil

[copper vapor]

[small bane]

That’s was the most beautiful and wholesome confession I’ve ever seen 😿

[static axle]

Way better than eso ever could

[green granite]

Its not nsfw anime by any chance, just a lot of guns

[small bane]

Thank you I may watch it today got like 4 eps left only

[celest plank]

tarkov described in 1 sentence

[timber oxide]

Me whenever Cuppy speaks up

[static axle]

Too real

[wide chasm]

illo habei probado lo platano frito con comida

[green granite]

Ok but Lycoris Recoil is just nice

[hexed kernel]

oh my gooooddddddd

[wide chasm]

FUCK

[green granite]

Tarkov is just Nikita shoving a 6 feet dildo from your mouth down to your asshole

[wide chasm]

LET ME SAY HOMOSEXUAL

[celest plank]

look man, you just HAVE to like anime

[glad parrot]

Tarkoc

[untold spear]

friend asks how to stop being a gooner any tips? i cant help him for shit

[timber oxide]

The other way

[celest plank]

GÆY

[wide chasm]

go work out

[analog quarry]

HES PULLING HIS COCK OUT

[marsh cargo]

That's some weird projecting

[copper vapor]

I do... one or two maybe

[static axle]

Nuh uh.

From ass to mouth. Cant get the taste otherwise

[wide chasm]

do other things except being on the internet

[sour rivet]

take away any and all internet

[copper vapor]

lmao

[celest plank]

G∆Y

[wide chasm]

G delta Y

[untold spear]

shit makes it even worse when you’re regenerating, testosterone is higher

[celest plank]

delta?

[green granite]

War Thunder is just Nikita's side project

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/penguinz0-moistcritikal-gif-27692002

[wide chasm]

that triangle means aw ffs

[celest plank]

WHEN YOU CANT EVEN SAY

MY NAME

[wide chasm]

i thought u meant the real meaning

[green granite]

Tbh

[green granite]

Metal Gear Solid makes good Yaoi anime

[wide chasm]

go for a walk

[real aspen]

i got a banana

[untold spear]

guys… any shooters recommendations like battlefield? please dont say battlefield 1, or anything like that

[wide chasm]

read books

[untold spear]

ANYTHING BUT BATTLEFIELD

[wide chasm]

ravenfield

[static axle]

Delta force china has your data

[green granite]

Call of Duty

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-snake-ocelot-kiss-mgs-gif-17840599

[sour rivet]

battlebit

[static axle]

Why not 1?

[wide chasm]

cruelty squad

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-snake-naked-snake-snake-stare-metal-gear-gif-17590921064372818734

[static axle]

Its a good game

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-11090361031136514837

[untold spear]

dead 2,5 players play this game

[green granite]

To be fair if you want to play the entire Medal of Honor series

[wide chasm]

NO, THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE

[copper vapor]

ew

[green granite]

Its multiplayers are dead

But singleplayers are nice

[celest plank]

What I would honestly recommend to you is ||Battlefield 1 (2016)||

[untold spear]

holy shit i love cruelty squad

[static axle]

Battle shit

[wide chasm]

GET YOUR LIGHT SEVERED

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-26185840

[celest plank]

THE MAN WHO.SOLD THE WORLD

[sour rivet]

2014 phantom forces

[celest plank]

@timid hollow

[static axle]

My favorite

[untold spear]

bf1 goat

[green granite]

This is not peak

[wide chasm]

I SMILED AND SHOOK HIS HAND

[copper vapor]

delta force

[wide chasm]

MADE MY WAY BACK HOME

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-phantom-pain-venom-snake-gif-5631901306578330322

[green granite]

Rising Storm 2 Vietnam

Its

Its too peak

[analog quarry]

I GAZED A GAZEDLY STARE

[copper vapor]

I searched for foreign land
for years and years I roamed

[celest plank]

I have never in my life played metal gear, nor know what the fuck it is about

[wide chasm]

oh no

[celest plank]

But I love it

[static axle]

Bf6.

[copper vapor]

we marched a million years
I thought you died alone

[wide chasm]

not me

i've never lost control

[wide chasm]

play the phantom pain

[wide chasm]

Its the best for beginner i guess

[copper vapor]

I lost access to MGSV because family share did a fucky wucky

[celest plank]

gex would disagree

@timid hollow

[wide chasm]

if u want to start from the beginning play the PS1 metal gear solid

[copper vapor]

guess I'll have to buy the game for myself at some point

[wide chasm]

pirate it

[copper vapor]

Twin Snakes for gamecube

[wide chasm]

Or that if u want semi decent modern graphics

[static axle]

No but for real, do you want it to be multiplayer? Or just shooter?

[celest plank]

Oh but there will be consequences! Its not like incognito is a thing, you are never invisible-

INVISIBLE

[wide chasm]

INVINCIBLE

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[wide chasm]

TITTLE SCREEN

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/lycoris-lycoris-recoil-recoil-chisato-chisato-nishikigi-gif-1043116124580096178

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[wide chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/aboba-pepe-gif-10797865485171164321

[untold spear]

something more open than call of duty, ik all the slower shooters like rising storm and red orchestra

i need smth multiplayer that has a pace of battlefield

[wide chasm]

RAVENFIELD FOR FUCK'S SAKE

ITS LIKE A BATTLEFIELD

BUT

[wide chasm]

YOU CAN TUNE IT

LIKE A COROLLA

[static axle]

But it cant be battlefield?

[wide chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376395214188449802/1385775775193501807/qhbs3avdiz2c1-1.gif

[untold spear]

ok, what would you choose apart from bf1, and bf5? played plenty

4, 3?

[copper vapor]

bf6?

[celest plank]

bf1

[copper vapor]

or something a bit more silly like the finals or whatever

[celest plank]

[copper vapor]

delta farce if you don't mind giving the Chinese your dataz

[untold spear]

man im not funding this dumbass game market, they do not deserve 300 pln for a game

[glad parrot]

What's the worst battlefield game out there?

[static axle]

4,3,6 delta force, battleshit remastered

[glad parrot]

Play that one :3

[small bane]

Only 300 plan?

[wide chasm]

PLAY RAVENFIELD GRAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[copper vapor]

I haven't played all of them but the ones I played BFV was the "least good"

[small bane]

I think I paid like 350 for borderlands

I played for 5h and got bored

[untold spear]

ur polish?

[celest plank]

2042 or bad company 2

[copper vapor]

I loved all of its ideas on paper
but while actually playing the game things just didn't click

[small bane]

Money well spent aah

[glad parrot]

Battlefield V it is then!

[wide chasm]

borderlands is fucking mid

gunplay sucks

[celest plank]

real

[celest plank]

real

[small bane]

Yea

[glad parrot]

Funny SMG sneakpeak :3

[wide chasm]

story:idk i never played

[small bane]

The famousl polish femboy dentist

[green granite]

BFV is so peam

[untold spear]

nwm ja duzo kasy inwestuje wiec moze dlatego 300 zl za bfa to duzo dla mnie xD

[celest plank]

podziałka polaków na fembojów, alkoholików i volksdeutschów

[wide chasm]

what gdeltame is that

[glad parrot]

What?

[small bane]

Cos w tym jest

[copper vapor]

game? I think it's Insurgency

[wide chasm]

what gΔyme is that

[timber oxide]

A którym ty jesteś?

[celest plank]

drugie

[timber oxide]

🤝

[small bane]

I’m even in the A part

[wide chasm]

isn't this like, the two sides of poland where one is modernized and the other is a post soviet rural state lol

[glad parrot]

It's called Insurgency SANDSTORM because y'know, there's sand

So much sand

[wide chasm]

the sand in question:

[celest plank]

only issue is that warsaw is not poland A, which it should be

[celest plank]

fuck warsaw

[copper vapor]

white sand

[celest plank]

No, its all like that

[wide chasm]

cocaine

[timber oxide]

Warsaw doesn't exist

[wide chasm]

oh

so the whole country is miserable AND divided?

brilliant

[small bane]

Breslau is peak

[static axle]

Out of all so far? 2042

[small bane]

[wide chasm]

ill laugh

[small bane]

Stan umyslu

[wide chasm]

wow

funny

hahaha

[celest plank]

facebook.com

[untold spear]

im living in the femboy part of the country but i an not one

[celest plank]

wojtyła antychryst sprzedał kościół

[small bane]

Hope u come around one day

Femboy life is peak

[green granite]

Why ppl are speaking French rn wth

[untold spear]

how come

[celest plank]

g∆y hours

[small bane]

I don’t rly wanna convince you

[wide chasm]

better than if they started speaking euskera

[untold spear]

french 😭😭 this dude been born ten minutes ago

[glad parrot]

2042.. huh, futuristic?

[wide chasm]

now that is an ancient cypher

[hexed kernel]

polish-offtopic

[small bane]

That’s not what’s this is about

[celest plank]

can we start speaking newspeak?

airstrip 1

[static axle]

Naah just shit

[copper vapor]

GARAMA

[wide chasm]

dude he krilled theyself

[untold spear]

can we start speaking pax armatian?

[celest plank]

big brother would be proud

[glad parrot]

Why the 2042 then, that's so dumb

[wide chasm]

this is just full of pdfiles

[wide chasm]

avian

[celest plank]

doubleplusgood

[copper vapor]

it is futuristic but not "too much"

[static axle]

Its futuristic yeah but aint the reason it shit

[copper vapor]

most futuristic thing in that game is the railgun tank

[celest plank]

battlefield 2142 was the shit, and it was futuristic

[untold spear]

clear sky am i right guys hehe 😛

[copper vapor]

2142 was peak

[static axle]

Yee

[celest plank]

lowkey hyped for hell let loose vietnam

maybe game burnout ends in 3 months lmao

[green granite]

YUHHHHH

[celest plank]

almost 2 weeks since pc on

[static axle]

The trees are talking back

[static axle]

it ends never

[hexed kernel]

@quiet abyss

[glad parrot]

Well, why's it bad then? I never heard of it before but I hear a LOT bout the 6er

[celest plank]

empty maps

[uneven sapphire]

[celest plank]

shit operator system

[copper vapor]

EA made bf2042 into a "hero shooter"

and earlier in the game's lifecycle it was full of cringe voice lines from the operators

DON'T BE SAD
THAT'S JUST HOW IT WORKS OUT SOMETIMES.

[static axle]

Just shitty maps, operators, open weapons etc

[copper vapor]

open weapons is a good thing

shitty maps is real tho

I only like ONE map in that game

[green granite]

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN

WE NEED TO ATTACK THE OBJECTIVE PHÓC TRÓT

[wide chasm]

ATTACK THE D POINT

[static axle]

Ah yes half of the team playing ammo medic snipers at spawn

[wide chasm]

YESSS

NEVERRR

[static axle]

[untold spear]

anyways

[glad parrot]

...yikes, that just sounds like an awful experience

[wide chasm]

ATTENTION TO THE DESIGNATED GRID SQUARE!!

[untold spear]

overwatch > teamfortress

[copper vapor]

I honestly didn't see that in my... 300 something hours

[glad parrot]

I guess it makes sense that literally NO ONE told me about it

[copper vapor]

the snipers camping at spawn were all caspers

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[copper vapor]

because no gun sway if you're a recon using a sniper

[wide chasm]

Air!

[copper vapor]

or something like that

[untold spear]

ur too good

how

[sour rivet]

no one is that retarted here

ok thats a lie

[green granite]

Gotta admit

Overwatch makes good porns

[copper vapor]

[glad parrot]

What

[sour rivet]

[wide chasm]

can....confirm??? idk

[static axle]

I saw it constantly at launch. Then they tweaked it a little and it wasnt as bad. I even see it occasionally in 6. Hence why i prefer locked weapons warfare or hardcore

[hexed stag]

https://youtu.be/_bcsGLtIcg4

[green granite]

To be fair

[wide chasm]

where's spray and pray optic?

[green granite]

Thats literally the only thing nice about Overwatch

[copper vapor]

I didn't play at launch so I suppose that's why

damn I lied BADLY about my playtime

300h lul

[static axle]

Even played a liberation peak breakthough in bf6 where my squadmate never left our spawn. I always just smoked him

[copper vapor]

best thing about bf2042 is you can teamkill with Angel

find a camper
call loadout crate on him
laugh

[static axle]

Best thing about hardcore is you can just shoot them

[copper vapor]

true

but they can shoot you back

[real aspen]

im seriously going to start studying french at this point

[static axle]

"ooops my finger slipped"

[quiet abyss]

true!!!

[untold spear]

sfm’s used to go hard when i was in 2019 shit was so fresh

now i dont really watch anything nsfw

[glad parrot]

That's me when a french name guy pops up in my lobby :3

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

Also its always the base camping ones that complain about not capping objectives etc

[copper vapor]

yea

[green granite]

Same thing applied to Blackwell Field

[copper vapor]

and the 0.x KD whining about the team losing

[untold spear]

you have a distaste for french people?

[hexed kernel]

sinai flashbacks

[static axle]

1st. Assault 🤮
2nd. Trueee

[green granite]

Golmud Railway

[glad parrot]

It's an obligation and civil duty for me :3

[untold spear]

p!true

!true

[solid sundial]

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[copper vapor]

monte grappa flashbacks

[static axle]

That map is just ass on breakthrough and rush

[untold spear]

why tho

[green granite]

That map is just ass

Period

But to be fair

Still not as ass as Empire State

[glad parrot]

Dunno, I'm just a follower that does what everyone else does

[copper vapor]

monke see monke do

[green granite]

Tbf i dont see the point of playing Assault

I just do it for the spawn beacon

[static axle]

Fort de vaux

[green granite]

Other than that I just run Recon

[copper vapor]

in the wise words of Salvador
TWO GUNS, BITCHES

[static axle]

I have like 40 mins on assault

[copper vapor]

the one infantry-only map I can tolerate

[static axle]

2 guns. 2mag for each

[green granite]

Two guns
Looks inside
You will almost never use the 2nd gun
Ammo cut in half

[copper vapor]

that's enough for me

[static axle]

Its ass with a shit team. But overall the desing iss fun

[copper vapor]

I die quick enough

[small bane]

man what a scam tommorow is a holiday and i have tuesdays off anyway

can we get that moved to wensday

[copper vapor]

rush C (or was it B?), get the lMG elite kit
farm

[green granite]

I serve in military, I am getting luxurious steak house off 65% baby

[copper vapor]

on the other side you could get the Wex

[small bane]

ouuu a steak is always nice

[glad parrot]

Waow... military..

[green granite]

Thank you for my service

[small bane]

military also cool

i almost became a military doctor

[green granite]

Better yet

[hexed stag]

You sometimes write like a SE-Asian

[green granite]

Its Brazilian Steak

[small bane]

i actually applied and got accepted but i chose teeth

[copper vapor]

there was a french map in bf1 with a bridge you could destroy
under the bridge is the trench raider elite kit
I just sat there bonking people

[green granite]

Because I am a SE Asian

[small bane]

and good that i did

[hexed stag]

oh

[copper vapor]

getting 90 kills by just sitting under the bridge like a troll and waiting for fools to come to me

[copper vapor]

cannibalism

[untold spear]

so you’re a dentist or what

[hexed kernel]

camper 😭

[copper vapor]

you're eating my compatriots

[small bane]

not hard to figure out

[glad parrot]

The dude's literally called Dentist

[copper vapor]

(keep doing it - I approve)

[copper vapor]

you have to camp when all you got is a revolver and a mace

[untold spear]

i can barely read your nickname

[static axle]

Nothing like sneaking a flank and dying to some random mofo at random spawn corner

[small bane]

[small bane]

uhmmmmmm

[untold spear]

what

[small bane]

im trying to persuade myself not to goon to this

losing battle

[glad parrot]

Oh my fucking god

[static axle]

Trying to remember it

[green granite]

Why are you gooning to this

[small bane]

shock value

[copper vapor]

gonna search it in wiki

Rupture.

[hexed stag]

fake

[untold spear]

this is bait

[small bane]

[static axle]

Ah red map cause red flowers

[untold spear]

hampter sunflower seed collector

[proven tundra]

[untold spear]

castle hampter.

[static axle]

Im a simple man see. Red map

[untold spear]

castle hampter.

[proven tundra]

Gotta arc it

straight up arc'ing it

[untold spear]

what

[proven tundra]

Raiding my arc rn

[static axle]

The bridge on the top right yeah

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/upshock-upshock-gg-gif-18197045

[small bane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPtOye-5CfU what a classic holy

[static axle]

Feudal arcer ratsu

[green granite]

Damn this is cool

Sadly EA prefer uh

[small bane]

what is this arc game that everyones playing

i live in a nuclear bunker

[green granite]

This

[glad parrot]

..that looks so bad

[small bane]

just tell me what is the closest game to it

[static axle]

I have all pax armata have the mosquito net skin

[untold spear]

only gooners can play, sorry.

[small bane]

is it like a battle royale

[untold spear]

extraction shooter

[green granite]

Norwegian Frogmen is cool

I want it

[small bane]

alright i get it now

probably not my cup of monster

[static axle]

I have last path and then mastery&prestige left

[glad parrot]

Bald rat..

[small bane]

representation we deserve

[static axle]

And i will not buy a new bp (watch them drop a dope skin and im buying it)

[proven tundra]

[small bane]

its not all bad its easier to put on a wig

[glad parrot]

NAKED RAT???

[green granite]

Imma see what they cook in NATO battl3 pass

[glad parrot]

That's NSFW..

[untold spear]

NOOOOOOO

give his clothes back

[proven tundra]

the mtx we deserve

[proven tundra]

[small bane]

[untold spear]

yay : D

[green granite]

@static axle fun fact

[static axle]

[green granite]

G36 is the only assault rifle where Short Barrel gives it different handguard

[static axle]

Probably shot g36 once

[small bane]

i used to love shooters but my love has diminshed along with the death of cod

[proven tundra]

EZ

[glad parrot]

Don't get betrayed now!

[static axle]

@green granite but i did level up ak4d and it feels good and the kwc10 or whatever smg (second last) is super good too

[green granite]

I love AK4D

That thing is so fun

[analog quarry]

THE HORROR

[green granite]

KWC

Ah the B&T APC-10

[copper vapor]

exactly mai frendo

[uneven sapphire]

Hello furry music man

[static axle]

25 round mag takes like 45 points and 20fast is 25

Its just dumb

[copper vapor]

I loved rushing there as soon as the game started to yoink the trench raider kit

[analog quarry]

HAIIIIII :3

[green granite]

I just hate how its 15 round by default

I have to semi that SMG

[static axle]

Its ass stock but few grips and bigger mag. It kicks less than mp5

[green granite]

But its so funny you can long range the KWC10

Cuz its minimal damage is 20

And muzzle velocity is stupid good

You are holding more a CQC DMR

Than a Smg

[static axle]

I just wonder if 2x still on

[green granite]

I think its just for weekend

[static axle]

[green granite]

I swear the Tar 7 is kinda wack

Its a faster firing AK4D but its so much recoil

[static axle]

Gonna level up the carbine m4 next and maybe tar

[green granite]

M4 is alright ish

The M277 is something that I dont know how to use properly

[static axle]

All the guns kinda wack stock. But luckily u only need 3rd or 4th grip and all become solid

[green granite]

For a carbine its absolutely outlclassed at CQC by any other AR

Or Carbine

The only way I can see its usage is mid to longer range

But to be fair SMG can outperform it at range for some reasons

[static axle]

Its the a2. Wanna level up because 33dmg

[green granite]

Oh the HK417A2

[static axle]

You can notice the 20/25 vs 33dmg in cqc

[static axle]

Yee

[green granite]

I have yet to use it

[static axle]

Its stock

[green granite]

I found it funny how the 20 Vertical Grip is the best one

[static axle]

Ut becomes good gun after few parts

[green granite]

Until you unlock the last grip pod

[static axle]

35 vertical is the best i think. Stubby tiny bit better at 45. I think the grip pod still lowers precision and control

Not sure tho, but lowers for smg atleast

[green granite]

One grip pod only reduce accuracy while moving but its a slight decrease

It gives you good recoil, mobility and stuff in exchange

Also I hate the fact that if you were running and then stop to aim downsight

[oblique belfry]

lost the fortnite match cuz the guy had 1 hp left

became 2nd

[green granite]

Your first shot goes everywhere

[oblique belfry]

pain

[green granite]

Idk if its intentional or its just bug

[proven tundra]

niceu blueprint

[oblique belfry]

i got this one too

[untold spear]

do you guys think that arc rivals helldivers in any way?

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

hell no

helldivers 2 is pve

[supple lotus]

its such a bad gun tho

[green granite]

2 different genre

Cant compare

[celest plank]

imagine rogue helldivers fighting eachother

[static axle]

hmm, must be gun specific then cause most grip bipods been lowering control and precision by alot

[oblique belfry]

basically yeah

but 2 different genres

[celest plank]

I want to play helldivers with doge now

[untold spear]

i am aware that they’re different genres but its about game mechanics apart from that

[green granite]

I also hate how shotgun only het suppressor

[celest plank]

to friendly fire the shit out of him

[oblique belfry]

1's an pve objective based 3rd person shooter

[green granite]

I want choke, duckbill and stuff

[proven tundra]

qué

[green granite]

Like come on

[oblique belfry]

1 is pvpve 3rd person extraction shooter

[sour rivet]

sam got some funky blueprints doing these

[oblique belfry]

hm

dunno if i should arc

[supple lotus]

also - vibing

[green granite]

Damn

[oblique belfry]

STUUUUUUURM

[green granite]

Based music taste

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

beauty

[static axle]

I usually run one one of the 2 last verticals cause most buff to recoil. Then supressor for flanking. Also usually have hellfighter modded to be purely cqc.

Also yeah shotguns kinda lagging compared to 4 as example

[analog quarry]

Which album of which artist is this beautiful vinyl from

[supple lotus]

Diablo OST repress with both classics + DLC

[celest plank]

oooo

[analog quarry]

AYOOOOOO

[oblique belfry]

damn

[celest plank]

heart melts just like that

[green granite]

I also mostly use Convertor

Its apparently the only barrel to add precision?

Its just good all around

[untold spear]

hell yeah the catacombs have amazing ost

one of my all time favs

[static axle]

I used to too but it will Insta 3d and minimap ping you so ive switched to running suppressors

[supple lotus]

Also snagged Hollow Knight, Darkwood, Hyper Light Drifter, BPM and Risk of Rain 2

[real aspen]

wha

why

i dont get it

[green granite]

Also apparently this is the only game where it doesnt reward you for hitting headshot

The damage multiplier is so low

[static axle]

I think few ports and convertor add precision and control. Even some supressors will give a point or 2 depending on gun. Always extended barrel tho for more velocity so gun doesnt feel like a paintball gun

[real aspen]

in british english, comma goes outside quotation marks, which imo makes sense, but in american english, it goes inside the marks, which... also makes sense but in diferent context?

[celest plank]

DARKWOOD, HELL YEAH

[real aspen]

fucking hell i hate english

[celest plank]

My fucking morning alarm

[static axle]

Its like 1.34x stock and with hollow points 1.5x

[untold spear]

the fucking morning ost?

ohwhahahb lmao

[green granite]

Synthetic is 1.75

[untold spear]

its also used in gamba btw

[celest plank]

That one comes at 4am, then at 5am I have one thats more loud

[static axle]

Ah. Barely run ammo cause parts take up points

[green granite]

In other Battlefield game headshot by default is 1.75

[untold spear]

i have map muzak from postal 2

as my alarm

[green granite]

A lot of time I run iron sights

[rocky turtle]

mecha dino fren

[bitter spire]

Please

[green granite]

Like AK4D Iron sight is very good

[static axle]

Its not a lot but you will notice hs when you use laser guns

[untold spear]

who are you talking to

[small bane]

the voices

[green granite]

To be fair the Kord will delete a person before you can even think about headshot

[small bane]

the voices are so loud

[sour rivet]

pay no mind

[small bane]

oh sorry wrong chat

[untold spear]

i have no mind to pay!!! hehe : p

[celest plank]

5am alarm

[bitter spire]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-incrives-meme-meme-react-gif-25029710

[sour rivet]

can you compress it more

[celest plank]

p!banana

[muted gyro]

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[small bane]

best alarm is call of the witch from re:zero if u wanna shit yourself when u wake up

[static axle]

I usually end up making like 2-3 builds for each gun. 1 is thermal with what ever parts i can fit on it. 2nd one is all about control and if ibhave 3rd preset its usually like max out hip and ammo

[celest plank]

i made it into m4a and put as my ringtone

[green granite]

UHHHHH EEHHHH UHHHH

[celest plank]

perfection

[proven tundra]

@sour rivet do you know where this building is?

[small bane]

HHUUUUUUNNNNN HHHHHHUUUUUUUNNNNNNN HHHHUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[sour rivet]

nay

zoom in somewher

[rocky turtle]

sound is alive again

[celest plank]

temporarily

[green granite]

He is a life is crazy

[static axle]

Kord be fast but lacks damage. You can easily out dmg kord with something slightly slower with 33dmg, since its 20 dmg?

[small bane]

the game has not a life : (

[supple lotus]

Space travel building

[celest plank]

he has has a-life

p!alife

p!hasalif

[real aspen]

how long

[celest plank]

p!hasalife

kurwa

!hasalife

[solid sundial]

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[small bane]

[green granite]

Kord have a tendency to not hit any shot at all

Or

It can hit someone 200 meters away with 5 rounds into 1 spot

[static axle]

@supple lotus hi scruffy

[rocky turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/437075103285772288/1382371897928319088/sad.gif

[celest plank]

tomorrow im deleting the app

[sour rivet]

are you certain

[real aspen]

i'll miss you

[untold spear]

[hexed kernel]

get out of my head

[celest plank]

Ill be too shitface drunk tomorrow to be able to text anyways

so I'll see you before christmas

[static axle]

Kord is kinda like ak205. Just faster and less accurate tbh sl9 modded at long range is op. Or even 205.

Its more about the range you play.

Cqc i want it fast and with dmg

Medium its more about dmg

Med/long i prefer dmg and accuracy

[green granite]

CQC - M60

Medium Range - M60 with scope

Long range - M60 with scope and bipod

[sour rivet]

melee - M60

[glad parrot]

Hmmm

What if.. long range MP5?

[static axle]

[proven tundra]

guy killed me and was getting pissed off when I kept spamming "appriciate it" "thanks" "thank you"

[sour rivet]

lmao

[glad parrot]

Rat dad ragebait :3

[proven tundra]

he's like fuck I'm just taking your shit dude

"thank you"

[sour rivet]

for honor "wow! wow! wow!" moment

[green granite]

@static axle on the Sobek, there is a big under construction building you can zip line up there was one guy just staying up there and he has his squad and keep killing me

So I zipped up w 1014 and keep killing him

Dude failed to kill me like 20 times after that

[rocky turtle]

big fucking mecha dino 0
door 1

[green granite]

[quiet abyss]

me spamming thanks every time a player steals my ammo, grenades, etc.

i love doing that

gotten 2 or 3 people to go nuts about it

[supple lotus]

best is to have a rubber duck and spam ping it

[proven tundra]

all I had on me was a faded photograph

[rocky turtle]

servitor killed magus heretic

[supple lotus]

one day i gotta run free loadouts and have music playing

[sour rivet]

why run free loadout when can use lvl 1 augment'

[supple lotus]

because free loadout turns into free Mk1 kits

[sour rivet]

yea but they dirt cheap

[supple lotus]

penny pinching

[sour rivet]

safe pocket

[supple lotus]

and also, to fuck off anyone killing you for loot

even less than worthless

[green granite]

Horus

[glad parrot]

Always stash the good stuff, never use it!

[quiet abyss]

i want unc raiders

i dont wanna pay for it tho :(

im broke rn

[supple lotus]

nah, Arc is so forgiving there rly is no gear fear

[sour rivet]

the fear is only there when i dont hae a bp for the gun

[supple lotus]

how did that one guy say - its the working man's extraction shooter

doesnt waste your time

[quiet abyss]

so a fun extraction shooter?

thats a first XD

[arctic flicker]

quick in n out extraction

[quiet abyss]

i mean i had fun with vigor, but that died

[supple lotus]

i rly dont like them usually

[quiet abyss]

so that sucks

[supple lotus]

but have put 6 hours each day for a week straight

[quiet abyss]

unc raiders is what vigor should have been, both are 3rd person extraction shooters

[green granite]

@glad parrot

[quiet abyss]

and both have upgrades in the "hideout"

at least from my understanding

[fluid trout]

last time I played tarkov I essentially end up ratting every damn time

[glad parrot]

LONG RANGE MP5!!!

LETS FUCKING GO

[quiet abyss]

anyways, vigor was good, it just kinda died off

and there were other issues

but its been a long time

yeah 348 peak players last may

[quiet abyss]

thats fucking nothing

[glad parrot]

..I hate that so much

[green granite]

Gimme a sec

[glad parrot]

Oh no

Uh

[quiet abyss]

EWWWW

[glad parrot]

What the fuck is that

[quiet abyss]

WHAT IS THAT

inb4 cali compliant

[small bane]

buddy now youre taking it too far

[glad parrot]

What's with the uhhh

The part where you hold the gun

[small bane]

the grip

[glad parrot]

Yeah

[small bane]

or lack thereof

[glad parrot]

Why does it have THAT

It looks AWFUL

[small bane]

i think its actually so u cant hold it

[quiet abyss]

california probably

[quiet abyss]

no you can

[glad parrot]

Why would Californians WANT that

[quiet abyss]

its just a really shitty grip

[glad parrot]

It's stupid

[quiet abyss]

they dont

their government does

[glad parrot]

Oh

[quiet abyss]

cali state has a bunch more laws

which are arbitrary nonsense

[small bane]

ruin a perfectly good smg like that

[quiet abyss]

theyre literally the "No fun" state

[glad parrot]

What's next, you can't have ammo?

[quiet abyss]

"Oh you wanted a normal AR-15/MP5? Yeah eat a dick asshole, you're getting a bubba'd abomination"

assholes

[small bane]

idk we dont have guns here at all and im happy for it

[quiet abyss]

theyre working on it

[quiet abyss]

where?

[small bane]

basically no gun related crime

poland

[quiet abyss]

poland?

[thick plover]

difference is arc raiders has extremely experienced people working on it so they know how to keep a game alive

[small bane]

poland

[glad parrot]

Yikes... Californians are fucked

[quiet abyss]

FEMBOY

[glad parrot]

Pfff

[quiet abyss]

mhm

canada is on its way too

[indigo fog]

Where is my brainfart

[sour rivet]

down the road

[indigo fog]

Where am i

[glad parrot]

#🎪bruh-fart

[indigo fog]

What is this

[glad parrot]

Go

[small bane]

lmao does he think hes gonna offend me with that

[quiet abyss]

ask the Carneyfex

[fluid trout]

acting like H&K aint already out here selling heavily gimped versions

[indigo fog]

Chonky mp5

[small bane]

i used to have an asg replica of an mp5 was my first gun actually

[toxic tulip]

MP5 mentioned?

[small bane]

i replaced it with a kac pdw later on for mag compatibility with my cannon

[glad parrot]

Is that

[small bane]

thats a glorified m16 with magplus parts

[glad parrot]

What the hell is that next to the sight

[small bane]

that mp5 is sexy af

[sour rivet]

The stock reminds me of a UMP

[toxic tulip]

A laser

[small bane]

its an an peq

[glad parrot]

..that's the first time I've seen one of those like that

[toxic tulip]

Basically

[glad parrot]

Why is it on the SIGHT

[small bane]

theres more ways to place it

depends on the config you like

some ppl dont like to have shit on side RIS

gets stuck on your rig etc

(im on of them)

[glad parrot]

Huh

I didn't think of it that way

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank ep 13 time

season finale

[celest plank]

one of my favourite episodes

have a good time

[toxic tulip]

Another weird setup from the one and only

[oblique belfry]

1 hour again

[celest plank]

cause its a grand finale

finale of s4 is 1h 20m I think

[small bane]

should try airsoft sometime, i dont really like the arcadey games, but theres some real milsims that are so fucking peak

like 36 hours in the wild with mates

[glad parrot]

WHY

[small bane]

basically war simulation

[toxic tulip]

The ones that last more than a day are fun as hell

[sour rivet]

Oh no bro

[glad parrot]

HOW LOW ARE YOU SUPPSED TO HOLD THAT