#╟❓general-offtopic
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Cause rhyme
gaming journalism
listen halo 5 and infinite didnt have it so forgive my scepticsm
"2 months after release, Black Myth Wukong loses 80% of its playerbase" type shi
I'm married but in a delusional sense where it's all in my head
They already announced it 
oh wait doge
i am the delusion
Druee dat
i can open those cases now
Y E S
Preach sister

I love my schizo wife
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you wake up soon.
My schizo wife loves me and all my flaws
Master Chief is Titus????
show us your spoils
praying for sammanthas luck to NOT work on these crates 
we demand opening
AI AI AI AI


Your Moms nickname is Tittus
whoa
introducing
view

view
One bullet can kill 4 kings?
GOLD GOLD GOLD

🙏 🙏
COAL COAL COAL
SHUT
@green granite what rank are you? I might have some info on easy leveling
NO I MUST WISH FOR HER DOWNFALL CUZ NO ONE ELSE WILL
Scary!
blue gem alert
trust
you will roll 661 karambit
and a 3-crown recoilless rifle
dont stream gamma channels evil
I need way to level up BP faster
and a 4-crown shotgun
I dont care about levels
Dont worry. Itll give good xp
Is it drone trick?
Why they evil?
it'l be funny
to quote a hearthstone card everyone loves: EVERYONE, GET IN HERE!!!
scary
you should quote the other hearthstone card everyone loves
Space program
I've seen this. Badass old man!
TAZDINGO
YEHES
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Naah. Imma dm you
no, the other one!
doge get in here we need your stupidity to keep the weirdos away
guys please hurry
I'm LITERALLY dying
i refuse
-# im also watching a stream
i'm being fucking killed?!
LET HER OPEN THE CASES FIRST
SHOW US THE SPOILS
GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD
can I watch the case opening
FINE I'll quote the card

case case case case
YOU FACE JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION
piurpl
That looks really cool actually
i shall be taking all of these
GO NEXT GO NEXT
I don't know what that is
But yay
im the watcher
Shite
wood
i got a purple
urple
What the hell kinda gun is that?
I still have like 15$ on my steam account so if anyone gives me more cases I can open more
-# 7 days later cough
magazine fed shotgun
Shut

It looks so goofy..
ugly
can i give you tf2 crates to open

fuck no
Real life looks even goofier
im killing myself
...what the fuck
To be able to have it mag fed and having people hand wrapped around the grip
Its 12 gauge shell has to be shortened
Because of that the shell is very underpowered
I can't wait to go to work early so I can get a gas station burrito for breakfast
are your gas station burriots good
So it looks ugly AND isn't even powerful
I think this is what it shoots
amerca don got that good gas station food somtimes
Does it have anything going for itself?
More like
ASS station burrito
Lmao got im
And yes thats why its not very popular for its usage
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAAA
They stopped making it


Brekkie Burritos
Actually fix that
A staple
No wonder.. I don't see any practical use for it except like
Huhhh
im askin if they gud or not cuz in my experiece gas station food not good
good for close quarters cause of how fucking short it is
you can turn corners like crazy
Hmm... I mean, I guess that's true
use the last of my steam money
Actually
use your ENTIRE paycheck
What the hell
why not just save up money
gamble it all on cs2
cause I get paid like 700$ a week for working
What the hell's that supposed to be? A grappling hook launcher?
who gaf about 25$
Tear gas launcher
unemployed people (me)
fair enough.....
-# i do 
Its a Riot shotgun
The doohickey
Oh right... POLICE used it
what case should I open tho
anything higher than 5 dollars is a kings ransom to me
oh!
dont open glove cases
oh
also wtf is that price
this one?
did you 2 do your 2fa thing so you dont have to wait forever for the trade
open fracture
fracture
ddo your got dang steam auth
I've had 2fa for literal years
I'm boutta fracture someone's skull :3
@glad parrot Due to in game it looks very small
legion of anubis 
But its absolute massive irl
Oh my god, that looks so GOOFY tho
mhm yeah i def can clearly see the skin
you would be in profit even if you roll red
South Afrikan has a lot of goofy guns
minimum 40 bucks
A lot of them are very cool
heartbreaking: turkish canine forces australian bovine to gamble for him
yikes
It is a revolver grenade launcher yes

Currently used by the US Military
HUH
lookie
wait what
it'sa shotty
gun
did you just
stattrak
open that
yeah
GODDAMN
2 blues and this one
aint no way
dang
i failed to bring her downfall
Profit time

I LOVE gambling
ITS NOT FAIR!!!
it's soooo pretty
how much did you spend ?
PROFIT!!!
that's like 25 my money
I spent 5 on the case + key combo
giga profit

so 20$ profit
GOGOGO
LETS GO GAMBLING
5x investment
doge be real wit me for a sec
BUY MORE

It's only bad if you lose
@glad parrot Wanna see the goofy south african gun?
And SAM AINT LOSING

weekly drops are my salary
shuddup
Sure! It'll be funny probably :3
all from cs2
not yet 
my stock portfolio expands
morbillionaire
0.90$ earning
Gj doge
aug's ugly cousin
anyways gamba of my own
Ugh.. I hate it
This is the

Pump action Galil
you play limbus
i dont spend money
doesnt that have gacha too
it's really pretty
do you still not open free stuff
i mean yeah
"You play limbus" is a CRAZY retort
but im not gamblin my money
im gonna gamble your life
instead of gambling
i dont want no child killer on my screen
It's so UGLY
buy hit game metal hellsinger
dragon's eye type shi
and eat grileld chicken
Sphinx and the cursed mummy gun
oh wait speaking of limbus
Oh this is it with grenade launcher
sam can i show you that hong lu art i was taking about yesterday
😭
OICW after gym
forgot to do underbarrel benching
It looks like the plastic melted
yeah ok
reroll time
Why she doing the 
MORE

demon
Why he doing the 
e w

but thats ok because he is kind

Oh good
wife
silent hill ass mf
ohh sam
i gotta show you the fuckers from canto 8 gimme a sec
horrendous to fight against
we'll have to be extra nice to make up for it
bruiser with an "adc" sticker slapped on her head
Who was it??? I'll fucking GUT THEM LIKE THE BASTARD THAT THEY ARE
The meanies in arc shot at me

do i dorf
zomboid
or play ostranauts 
I need names
Dorf
Siege update is peak
I don't actually remember lol
I always say "thank you" when they down me
even though i have yet to try it
..I'll choke that son of a bitch with my own two hands
oh birb I got explosive bench tier 3 so I can make infinite landmines now
WILLIAM AFTON?!
"hey raider" "thank you"
waow
you should make me some
also you NEVER GAVE ME MY DUCKIES
'kay
that's enough offtopic for today
fine I'm logging in now GODUUHHHH
wait
I need a drinky
I need to get one more lemon for level 3 chimken
you don gotta do it now
But first shower
Literally me
Gotta wash off the döner juice
greeb
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🤝
time for peak
So true twin
i saw the original emoji sent
i'm gonna cu-
we truly are the shook(hands) ones
Talon E off nearest bridge
what does that mean
can i be a dorf :3
Don't worry about it baby girl 
you may and shall 
my big iron 
not okay
boo 💔

does this make you feel better
The doodad
the number
it grows
anybody have version but with sound and fall from stairs please?
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Compose...
isn't this a slap command here

SAM I SAID YOU DIN HAVE TO DO IT NOW
Sam got all dolled up to dunk on some foos in Arc Raiders 
What have you done..
she lied in not wanting to play i guess
gotta blow
Malphite R into oncoming trafiic
Cyberbullying time

If you play on the interwebs, you automatically agree to bullying~

we are conducting a trade
It's in internet ToS
You can trade those nuts
kyebabe
I know, it's crazy!
speaking of abilities
i use anaesthesia on vet so i can stop the movement of animals
i noticed that you don't really uses them often
ive been working on it
i really only use VOC lots
Fuck yeah
mostly because it saves me for any situation i get stuck in: crusher horde trapping you in corner? VOC, literal 100 groaner horde i cant falchion out of? VOC, plogryn about to absolutely fuck my day up? VOC
same with break the line as arbites, 20 second cooldown, with it being shortened depending on enemies hit? its literally free stagger
for any enemy
@hexed kernel you are 55 years old 
oldge
If you hit specials with it
It does
oh fr? i never read the fine print XD
That's a fuckin FOSSIL right there, holy shit
although not techinally, cause dorfs in this game can live for 150 years
It's keystone for it tho
yeah i know
Not the raw ability
you will die to a falling tree way before then lol
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even in hordes

what about the personality if you don't mind
just spam BTL with that modifier
also the uhh cooldown reduction modifier? its amazing
15 second cooldown?
apprently this dorf is a she
i should of looked
Arbi is in general
Too great
doner juice washed off
time to arc my raider once more
ratdad is arcing so good rn
- special weapons all of them being very good is also a bit much
so just... dead inside? lmao
THE LEX
i love the shotgun, the base one
with spread
yeah preety much 
because the shock shells are just MMMM
FUCK YOU BULWARK
works even through shields
Yep quite good
But doing a all shield with no doge build is also hilarious
You don't die

no doge? alright, thats it @oblique belfry pack it up, sparter said no doge


EA would disagree seethe and cope and rage
Nucio is the only ability that is kinda weird to use
I DONT DIE - morgan jones
Oh yeah? Let them, I don't give a fuck what EA thinks :3
I'm gonna continue to BULLY people >:3
(in DayZ)
its like the zealot one, but like... worse?
john bear tarkovich himself
I havne't bought BF6 and literally never will 
Useful but not fantastic castigator stance / break the line tier
I just exist
i just like how fucking absurd the damage numbers are
But it's the new thing, you have to buy the new thing!!!
like what the fuck XD
(total nonsense)
literally just does so much damage
I want to like the long barreled mk
But it just soo clunk
the fact that it handles all but crushers just fine, is nuts
You're popular, huh? Better be careful, they might be scammers!
no wonder tbh, i smoked a joints worth of weed in like 10 seconds
just doesnt do the things the other one does
at least 15 of those are scammers 
people like to say "oh but its better, snipe snipers"
Like Flop
guess what chucklefuck
whoa calm down burt reynolds
i do it with the spread shotgun
Yeah the small one is a headshot machine
i just like that it deletes hordes and armor alike
i mean sure my shock maul does the horde thing just fine
but like, shotgun
are these "people" with us in this room right now?
satisfying how they all pop
I had someone do the "I accidentally reported you on discord" thing, it's funny :3
"I simply exist, you goober!!
"
The spreal also being entirely a ------ makes it a great pox clearer
no cuz theyre redditors 
my point exactly
also when you aim the duckbill one, it just... does the same as the long one

ofc you cant shoot across the entire fuckin stadium thing in that one mission
but you can get close
and besides, how often are you shooting 100 meters away?
rarely
You at best need 1 pellet to conect with the sniper
nah it takes 2 shots if only 1-2 connect
unless youre on heresy
sometimes 3 shots
at worst 1 pellet, at best 2-3
or more, but who cares as long as it takes 2-3 max
since you rarely run out of ammo for the shotgun
what are the best blessings in your opinion for the shotgun?
The abi one ? Mmh born in blood and frenzy
i did scattershot and sustained fire
might change sustained fire to born in blood
no idea tho, i like the way the shotgun feels
Blood is good sustain
because you can open with shock shell, then use the sustained bonus to kill hordes of bulwarks extremely fast
also works on anything else
scattershot is actually quite good
for crits
12% per enemy is nuts
up to 5 times, so 60% total
nah life be crazy dawg
so just shoot into a horde, then blast a tougher enemy's head off with the crit
because theres a good chance its a crit
anyone here on vyvanse
I think that happened to me years ago but I deleted the message 
wanna know the funny bit?
two of those unsolicited DMs are from people who found me in a 100k+ member server where I never sent a message
so they had to scroll the members list to find me
(I just joined that server for some dumbass giveaway)
(I didn't win)
Wow, seriously?
no, but im on concerta
That's a weird kind of determination..
its close enough maybe
unfortunately yes
I mean, I guess they need scam targets so
Might've been a bot! They can probably go thro all the users, right?
im on it too
im on medikinet xr
its, ok. not doing alot but it also lasts too short
thats extended release mate
idk how its not lasting long enough
well, its been ok, why do you bring it up?
ive been given the option to try vyvanse
also known as lisdexamphetamine
@hexed kernel why does morrow call commisar dukane mom? 
yeah i cant speak on that XD
which can last 12-14 hours
this “works” but doesnt
and id rather what little works, to work all day
rate the drip
i mean i barely take my meds anymore, ive kinda just... adjusted to my ADHD


thats fair
x-wing pilot
ill try vyvanse
your wolf looks asian
actual amphetamine
i love it tbh
me when i join chaos (i didnt read the fine print, its slaanesh)
theres theories as to why it looks that way
i'd still prefer the fenek or whatever its called
with one stating its just their adjustment to harsh plataeu winds
🎲 9
-# 2d6 🔀 [ 6, 3 ]
D
me when i start watching a show (its a really good show)
What's the show? @celest plank
Arcane
Has anyone here finished Signalis?
uh oh
@sour rivet @blazing maple
Uh oh
Oh that's a good show :3
DOGE NOOOO
@oblique belfry
wrong person
i didnt play only watch
What is happening it's like a storm of pings
you asked for ppl who finished signalis
we are delivering
i need info pls someone help
what info tho
same
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ON MY SCREEN, i just finished the game
i came ||(to your house)||
AAAAAAAAAAACCCCHHHHHHH
tung.
:)

isn't signalis that game with the lesbian androids?
Borb
Yup :3
I love how this is so specific and so vague at the same time
Is it good or is it just pure lesbian action
to be honest it was weird as fuck in a good way
that was the average down transition from levels
oh hold up

who's the clanker in the beginning
don't say that
CLANKER
ROBOTS
CLANKER
THEY HAVE GREASE IN THEIR P
HOL UP
i checked.
how?
Yes
high
Did someone kill you again..
first you pull out the dipstick
Huh what is going on in this game
it was a clanker this time
then you pull it out
ppl just be tweakin
voilá
Oh good, for a moment I thought you literally fucked a robot
clanker coochie grease fluid levels acquired
car-jack
||How much Elsters are? Am i in hell? why one of the endings are the white hair girl without memories? is she a Replika? Why am i looking for Alina Seo, what relation has Adler with Falker and Elster and Ariane ??||
then i shoved my huge cock into it
i am very stoned
wouldn't do it again
HELP
time loop.
Aaaaw, it's okay~ Since you're ancient, that happens! :3
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@oblique belfry If the modpack is supposedly terraria then it has
, yes?
get to watching bucko
||but time looped? i mean why? is Ariane some kind of Eldrich god, it's has something to do with the Yellow King thome?||
terramity has guns yes
are these huge spoilers for the game lol
literally 1st chest i looted had copper bullets
why waste rockets when I can spend 15 min doing this instead
WARNING: Exciting, riveting, PEAK gameplay
cuz ngl apart from the sesbian lexicon the art style looks good
Oh. My. God. FUNNNN!!
wanna know fun kid?
Get the structure damage augment on your hammer 
reach top tier in the warthunder japanese tech tree
I will 
it's a cool game, probably the better resident evil old school game that have been made in 5 - 10 years
Naow I'm good, I don't have the time for that :3
so you're telling me its got a fixed camera?
gonna need a lot of stuff first tho
and a 3-crown hammer
i really like the camera to be honest
but probably not an average opinion
@oblique belfry
#╟❓general-offtopic message

The grind for this
wot
Does it have
Next crucial question, does it have tank controls?
dunno
Big
Fucking
Drill
but it has drills
or is it not like that
so for some reason this vid autoplayed while the chat itself scrolled down so i didn't see it and for a second i thought that my neighbours have completely gone mad and decided to break down the walls
yes but work in a propper way doesn't feel frustrating but feels heavy

Anyway
Ok, next question
Can I, in theory, set up an elaborate trap that checks if a player has league installed, and if it does find it, shocks their dog and removes all doors from their house / base / whatever and then swaps their system language to japanese
And the bso it's very good but i think it's wasted as fuck
Tryhard sweat skin
You're off to do WHAT?
The tryhard sweats use it so it's basically a giant walking red flag if you see it
you heard me
I'm gonna get the game and wear that skin and then proceed to be the most friendly mf you ever knew
im gonna use some engine oil so i dont die
This guy..
especially if they aint wearin the helmet
what you're supposed to rawdog it?
no safety for themselves means no safety for anyone
STOP GOONING!!!
No safety just means fun allowed, silly
Helmets are for the weak I'm not afraid of no accidents 🗣️
Yes
bikes are for the strong
I love that description :3
JESSE WE NEED TO COOK
So, one thing
If you build a structure that makes resources
You have to defend the base
I know, I did it already with the first base I built
https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/1987324509133938921?s=20 @blazing maple @oblique belfry @timber oxide
@timber oxide #╟❓general-offtopic message
Then go ahead, champ 
I kinda stopped caring about bases because that one has drills to gather uh... phosphor
and I
realized
that most base building stuff uses other stuff that I don't know how to get

You wanna know what will happen when I meet you irl?
brick
Good
everything else is drywall tho
I also learned there's a limit on how many bases I can have so I wanna metagame the shit out of this once I find a decent enough guide
POV: you forgot to cap ur fpz
also its 5:30pm why the FUCK is the sun gone
guys you wanna know a game i wanna play again
your mother
deserved
Fall days, winter nights
Oh yes please let them die
i miss
Hey Birb, tell me something
ok
army of two was SO FUCKING GOOD
Am I racist for thinking to myself "whoa a black guy" whenever I see a black person on the street? 

i dont
know?
probably not, if it's uncommon over there
im not politcal enough to give a good answer
It is uncommon
My mom goes scared cat mode when a black psrson is nearby
it's about the same over here when I see someone with natural blond hair and blue or green eyes
Ur just polish
why do i just keep disconnecting in darktide, its pissing me off
Dying light 2
i have black hair and green eyes
Totally normal
like, its not even giving an error
Ok, that's good 

are you Polish?
You bet 
thats kinda gross why you smellin him
No that's just the vodka fumes coming out of your computer
i dont drink vodka
italian descent? 
its not even that good
Nah
Damn MBO, you racist
My mom is lithuan with polish descendancy
my father is russian
I got brown hair and brown eyes. The middest combination
🗿
my mom is awsome
I was born with brown hair, then it turned blonde when I was a kid, and when I grew up it went back to brown
you and i
we're like 🗿
It's not that bad! Think about it, you can blend it much easier since a majority of the population shares that
My eyes are blue tho
it's true, I don't mind being an average joe
Damn, shits like easter island
I have black hair after mom
and i got eyes after grandma
Give your grandma her eyes back
No
dying my hair white, giving myself a singular wing, and a unnessacary long sword.
Rude
he was just like 🗿 ??!?!
don't forget the green eyes with vertical pupils
right thanks
and an unhealthy obsession with donbei
i wonna wear knight armour(demon souls one)
and wield broadsword and kill some ungolt creatures
and a iconic theme song that follows me
📸 damn, so many stone faces on this island
but only plays if you're looking at me
Note to self
Don't look at Birb
💪 🗿
this game feels fun
is that ds3
That's it.. transforming you into a smol birb
am I able to send things in game @sour rivet ?
or do we have to team up for me to give you da duck
gotta team up
i hope DS3 is fun aswell
collect my ping
gas station food is great
my FromSoft gaming order is all out of wack
I played ds1 on xbox 360
then ds1 ptde on pc
then ds2 base game
then sekiro
then bloodborne
then demon's souls ps3
then demon's souls remake
then nightreign
okie
whats nightreign?
most recent game
co-op multiplayer game set in the elden ring world
M1 Garand is that you?
I obly need to beat DS3
i played ds1 first when i was wee lad and it a free with gold (fucking hated it)
then ds3 on xbone (didnt get far)
fast fowrard to like 2019 and i finally finish it on ps4
then elden ring several times
then dark souls 3 again
then nightreign
Recluse gaming 🥀
also played ds2 but didnt get far either
For reasons
I swear knight is best class
we're getting dlc in march
Two big reasons
Dark Souls 1
Dark Souls 2
Bloodborne, which I never finished
Dark Souls 3, which I never finished
And then countless replays of Dark Souls 2
MARCH? holy shit that long? lmao
right i also finished bloodborne recently
i loved Demon souls the most
could be wrong
am just parroting what i read
$40 dollar DLC.
but i sadly stsrt as Ds1
to be fair shadow of the erdtree was a whole expansion
$40 dollars worth? Fuck no.
(stil ldont have it)
Sote has a ton of content
I think he meant Nightreign is a 40usd dlc
If u think it’s overpriced just stay deluded I suppose
man i gotta get elden ring dlc
Ds1 (hated and refunded)
Ds2 (Loved and no-lifed it)
ds2 seamless coop soon!
maybe
Idk
slow progress
also should I read the degenerate's messages or is it just usual degeneracy
I actually, no kidding, really dislike DS3
Oh yeah, forza horizon 6 might come out earlier now that gta 6 has been delayed.
How can you dislike ds3
Demon Souls and DS3 knight share same design
Try with the convergence maybe
I wonder if the boss/character DLCs are worth playing at all
I didn't like the Depth of Night mode because it's just classic fromsoft artificial difficulty
Make it 2 ignored messages by ignoring me too :3
what is convergence
I'll consider it
Search on nexus it’s a giant mod







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