╟❓general-offtopic

[restive bear]

Nora knows I'm playing Voruna

[oblique belfry]

sorry i tripped

[oblique belfry]

whoops

got a bit carried away

time to sleep now

gn

[hexed kernel]

goob night

[oblique belfry]

[fluid trout]

On a conference call with the water and pipe companies, trying to get her toilet water routed to my sink

[green granite]

SWEDISH GUN IS GOD TIER

23 POINTS

[wild vortex]

WGHAATT

[sour rivet]

@timber oxide like one more match then im hoppin off

[timber oxide]

k

[green granite]

SWEDISH GUN BABY

[sour rivet]

lmg fun

[green granite]

IT DOES ALL

[sour rivet]

i go brr

[wild vortex]

(whats that one)

[sour rivet]

mirak valley

[green granite]

Oh its the AK4

[wild vortex]

YOU WILL LIKE MIRAK VALLEY AND YOU WILL PLAY IT

[green granite]

I just find out how to play Blackfield properly

Everyone is too blind when sniping

I just shank them

From London to California

[green granite]

YOU WILL PLAY NEW SOBEK AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

[quiet abyss]

so sparter was sorely mistaken when he said the one version of the falchion was better, he was talking about the lawbringer

the better one is the aridin

mark 1

the aridin is kinda like the mark x relic blade

it just works better with less effort

why put in effort for combos, when i can just light spam for horde clear, and heavy > heavy > light repeat through armor

[slim magnet]

chat i love moths

they're such beautiful creatures

annoying, yes, but beautiful

[quiet abyss]

gib lamp

lamp

https://tenor.com/view/moth-light-bulb-gif-11535753

[timber oxide]

We do we always end up doing some metal gear solid shit

[sour rivet]

hammr

ggs all round

[timber oxide]

They had a spawn beacon on the roof

And you know what's the funniest

There was a friendly recon

On the other side of the roof

And he didn't notice

And they also didn't notice him

[sour rivet]

lmao

[quiet abyss]

THE BASTARD WHO CREATED TRAPPERS HAS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL RESERVED FOR HIM

IM FUCKING SURE OF IT

and if he doesnt, I WILL FUCKING PUT HIM THERE

[timber oxide]

I like how bots will immediately enter vehicles you abandon because they took too much damage and then drive out just to fucking die

[sour rivet]

how are the matches strugglin to fill slots when there are 300k people

[timber oxide]

Maybe it's trying to find the best servers for both of us at once

Or maybe people don't play conquest

Or maybe we're just unlucky

[wet lantern]

Banished to 72 hours of New Sobek City

[timber oxide]

Hey it's my favorite sort of big map

[sour rivet]

i want LARG map
with BIG DESTRO

[timber oxide]

Literally the only one that doesn't make me quit in search for another match

[timber oxide]

RedSec

[sour rivet]

[timber oxide]

It's a large map with big destroy

[sour rivet]

but batl royl

[wet lantern]

Sec Deez

[timber oxide]

I personally

Don't want large maps

But big destroy would be cool

[sour rivet]

bro wants cake without frosting

[timber oxide]

Most of the time

When I play a big map

I'm just so fucking bored

[wet lantern]

Bro wants yankee with no brim

[timber oxide]

If you play infantry on a big map, it's just a lot of walking just to die and respawn and walk again

This is what I bought an FPS for - to walk and do nothing for 45 minutes

Which is why you see me in vehicles so often on bigger maps

[real aspen]

Is there no team\squad spawn

[timber oxide]

Because at least I get from point A to point B much faster and I get to kill something

[slim magnet]

HUNT: SHOWDOWN 1896 SIX STAR MMR REGULAR GAMEPLAY | MUST WATCH VIDEO

[timber oxide]

Doesn't really help

Chances are your squad is in the middle of nowhere or in combat, and if they are in combat you can't spawn on them

[slim magnet]

max mmr fucking blows at least in the brazil server

everyone plays like an old lady

[timber oxide]

Or maybe it's that one fucker who only plays vehicles (me on big maps)

[slim magnet]

the w key is unbound

[timber oxide]

I fucking REFUSE

To play a BIG MAP

And not use a VEHICLE

[slim magnet]

people don't even know how to move in max mmr in this server like how the fuck dude

[timber oxide]

I DON'T WANT TO FALL ASLEEP OF BOREDOM

[slim magnet]

all i see is dudes crouching or jumping twice in a row and then explode

[sour rivet]

walk my 500m

[slim magnet]

because they don't know of the movement speed penalty

[sour rivet]

get shot by my snipers

[timber oxide]

I prefer medium maps because they are big enough for vehicle combat but not so big that infantry falls asleep

I'm far more likely to not camp a vehicle on a medium map

Because I actually get to DO STUFF on foot

I mean, look

Big map, ok

There's a fight on point C

And I just finished capturing A

By the time I get on C

The fight is already over

And the fuckers moved on to F

And by the time I get to F

They are now on A

[sour rivet]

watch

[timber oxide]

No I won't go fuck yourself

[sour rivet]

:(

[timber oxide]

Ok I will

HAMMER

One game

I followed an enemy

He killed our guy with a hammer

And as soon as his animation ended

I killed him with a knife

I couldn't really recon too well cause we were playing conquest

Oh, another thing

Since I love recon drones

Not very good on big map

Cause they are slow and have limited battery life and everyone is scattered around

It's a very good gadget for breakthrough / rush tho

Slightly more useful on escalation

In later phases of the game

When the map shrinks

@sour rivet You do have keksec installed tho, right?

[sour rivet]

yeg

[timber oxide]

Because

People actually made normal conquest versions of the keksec map

I mean, not the whole map

But I've heard that the ones they made are quite big

I'm just not sure if the xp gain is still disabled in Portal

But it might be worth checking out regardless

[restive bear]

Moff

https://tenor.com/view/moth-cute-moths-fluffy-bug-gif-4304949249024176375

[static axle]

certain ones have it disabled some dont

[hexed kernel]

holy shit hollow knight reference?????

[restive bear]

Gonna give this a go, chat

That is, if my hyperfixation on warframe doesn't end me

[restive bear]

Real

[chrome ginkgo]

The game is calling me out for cheating on Shadowheart

I have +20 to persuasion checks

[green granite]

@little depot

please play war thunder so I can get Golden Eagle

🙏

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/698462365796007937/1436606754271006783/facebook_1762584126769_7392813653251683733.jpg?ex=691037cd&is=690ee64d&hm=ef30e672b0cbe7a56883ede08bc867fe5d93c69075e763c2bcdba0dfec279212&

[chrome ginkgo]

BRO COME ONNNN

Welp just merc'd the Warden and Adept Keriss and all the scrying eyes with nobody the wiser

thanks Greater Invisibility on Astarion

[onyx vigil]

Oh god it’s only been a week of November

[chrome ginkgo]

[sour rivet]

astarion sweep

[chrome ginkgo]

Bro is breaking it down

Slowly but surely i've killed all guards on the prison floor

without spreading hostility to the rest of the tower

[green granite]

let him break it down for you

[chrome ginkgo]

had to sneak attack one with Astarion while in turn based mode and spend a level 5 spell slot to divine smite the other to death

[little depot]

im ass

[real aspen]

hi uza

[little depot]

hi sab

[blazing maple]

hello everynyan

[real aspen]

she's catgirl now

Mon deu

[sour rivet]

how are you?

fine

thank you

[real aspen]

bonjour creatura aviaire

[sour rivet]

❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☺︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ 👍︎✌︎☹︎☹︎ 💣︎☜︎✍︎

[obsidian sun]

btw i just remembered
where is ted ?

[real aspen]

gone

reduced to atoms

[obsidian sun]

i know he asked to be muted for like a month

[celest plank]

He left all of our servers

Living his best life I assume

And I think its a very good idea

[green granite]

first way to improve yourself is to know your flaw

but I can't help if you are a Democrat

[onyx vigil]

Hey how do you add pronounce to your discord bio?

[slim magnet]

user settings (wrench icon to the right of the mute/deafen controls) - profiles - pronouns

wait that's a gear, not a wrench

oops

major esl moment

[chrome ginkgo]

Karlach is Minthara approved

[onyx vigil]

I am on iPhone right now

[obsidian sun]

rip

[slim magnet]

sucks to be you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/241624364087246848/1432538873908564081/1723192202977613.gif

[real aspen]

anyway

i think im starting to realize

[real aspen]

i dont actually like rpg games

[onyx vigil]

Rude

[onyx vigil]

Oh so you are Scott the woz

[slim magnet]

the only turn based rpg i can play comfortably is pokemon

[real aspen]

all that races and backgrounds and stats and equipment and skills and alignments and

[slim magnet]

i don't count rpg maker visual novels as turn based rpg games

[real aspen]

like it's just too much

[obsidian sun]

i fucking hate rpgmaker games

[carmine laurel]

rpg games are easy

human

fighter

[slim magnet]

this is rare in rpg games

[carmine laurel]

heavy armor

[slim magnet]

you don't like dnd

[obsidian sun]

they make me irrationally angry

[wild vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/241624364087246848/1432538873908564081/1723192202977613.gif?ex=690febca&is=690e9a4a&hm=d7dfdf39328b579d9938913affd27fba39080a1a8fefebc69e0deb6bae6be07e&

[onyx vigil]

anyways lads

i have something to announce

[slim magnet]

just put them in your nickname

[onyx vigil]

i sexually identify myself as an attack helicopter

[carmine laurel]

gratz I guess

do you accept being called chopper in place of the full thing then?

[slim magnet]

bro hit the punchline 12 years too late

[onyx vigil]

sure

[obsidian sun]

choppa or chopper

[onyx vigil]

i was 6 back then i couldnt even read at 6 years old

[onyx vigil]

both if you want to

[slim magnet]

that's insane

how do you not read at 6

[onyx vigil]

no? i am 18

its not that crazy

[obsidian sun]

i mean we started to learn letters at the age of 5

[slim magnet]

almost everyone i know started reading at 5

[real aspen]

yeah

[onyx vigil]

well i didnt i started like reading maybe 7 or 8

i dont remember

[obsidian sun]

what age did yall start walking

[onyx vigil]

fuck if i know

[obsidian sun]

im kinda retarded i started at age 3

[onyx vigil]

lol

[green granite]

I always wondered why they made a SG553 variant that shoots 7.62x39mm

[slim magnet]

dnd is chockful of unnecessarily complex mechanics all over the place, it makes sense

[onyx vigil]

wait how do you know that? do you have a time machine???

[slim magnet]

the only dnd like game i love is daggerfall

[obsidian sun]

my mom told me

[onyx vigil]

for soviet comrades

[green granite]

can't

[onyx vigil]

viva la internationale

[green granite]

Swiss was neutral country but they sure don't like Soviet Union at all

[slim magnet]

and i fucking love daggerfall like holy shit

it's such a great game

[onyx vigil]

i meant for soviet nostalgaists

[real aspen]

brother how the fuck would i know i cannot remember 93% of my childhood, or most of the past really, if you ask what happened when i was in college i'll draw blanks

[green granite]

they dont even feel soviet nostalgic

[slim magnet]

but imho its main shock factor gimmick is a detriment to the game

[onyx vigil]

i dont mean the swiz i mean it was meant for people that are nostalgic for the ussr or maybe its for people who want the gun in 7.62x39mm

[slim magnet]

like sure cool the world is the size of irl great britain

[onyx vigil]

gun grabbers suck

[slim magnet]

there's nothing to do inbetween fast travellable places

[onyx vigil]

and anti gun bullshit is retarded

[slim magnet]

except for witch covens but they might aswell be unfindable

[obsidian sun]

ask your parents

[onyx vigil]

and here i am remebering distant memories like 14 to 12 years later

wtf is wrong with me

[slim magnet]

especially with a 12:1 timescale, WITH TIME LIMITED QUESTS

like shit just does not make sense outside of "wow that's super cool the map is huge"

thanks for reading my blog

i love daggerfall tho

[carmine laurel]

I dont remember but I vaguely remember "you were walking and talking 6 months before other kids"

[obsidian sun]

yea apparently walking at 3 is very late

born to sit my ass down forced to move

[green granite]

@slim magnet

why are you listening to clownpiece

[slim magnet]

musicbee didn't report in time

that ep is great tho

[real aspen]

they dont remember

[slim magnet]

but i already had my fix of post hardcore for the night

[green granite]

didn't know you like Toho

[real aspen]

sabhood runs in the family

[slim magnet]

been in the touhousphere since i was unironically 6 years old

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFY0_moiCoQ

i miss shinigiwa satellite

[green granite]

I tbh just know Toho

I never know what's the story behind it

beside for just one where Reimu decided to trespass onto mansion, beat up the staff, with her friend beat up the house master

[slim magnet]

i'm also not quite hardcore

used to be hardcore when i was a kid

nowadays i mostly just play the games once when they come out translated

play the older ones mostly for fun

play the shit out of soku

sometimes read the manga

i'm just a fan nowadays

but i do live for the doujin music scene

even if the circles i listen to the most are defunct since ages ago

[green granite]

tbh

Toho doujin area is just

very unique

[slim magnet]

yeah like almost every genre is covered

unlike other games that get fan music scenes

which boil down to just edm or techno

shit's just evergreen to hear how these artists interpret this game's background music

[green granite]

I actually love some songs from the game Luna Night

which itself is a pretty nice fan game

[blazing maple]

Gordon Ramsey should be allowed to peform a doom glory kill once per kitchen nightmares or hell's kitchen episode

[lethal shoal]

bro nintendo making a souls like

mc is called "the blighted one" or "Emma"

[obsidian sun]

isn't that one being made by fromsoft themselves

[uneven sapphire]

gm

[verbal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/sakuya-gif-7153132318095246524

[glad parrot]

I'd actually watch it if that happened :3

[blazing maple]

time to go rob people in the city

[glad parrot]

Didn't know you were in LA!

[blazing maple]

Okay so night looting the locked apartment building was a good idea @sour rivet

[nocturne aurora]

morning chat

[blazing maple]

I met a stranger at extract and downed him but he was all friendly so I revived him and gave him a torrent as an apology. He said I was a real one and gave me exodus parts and we extracted together. He even helped me get 2 achievements!

I will forever remember springus

[onyx vigil]

Chat I am making names for the karma levels in new Vegas, what should I add for level 10?

[blazing maple]

Selfless Messiah

Or Benevolent One

[onyx vigil]

i am talking about the neutral one but thank you also that seems like a bit too high for level 10 good karma

[nocturne aurora]

aspirated soul

[onyx vigil]

What does aspirated even mean?

never mind I already had one for level 10 neutral, up and comming sport

oh wait that’s a typo

fixed

[nocturne aurora]

aspirant, candidate oder applicant

[onyx vigil]

oooohhh okay

[nocturne aurora]

the engl version of it is a bit hard to make in this context but i tryed

ok fount the iirc right version of it

aspirant soul

[blazing maple]

Blank Slate

Chaotic Influencer

[onyx vigil]

nice name

[glad parrot]

New Vegas?

Bear Bull Bear Bull

[blazing maple]

Enigma Of Morality

I will always remember you Spingus

[small bane]

Goon morning

[real aspen]

guh

[uneven sapphire]

[small bane]

[uneven sapphire]

You meet friendly people?

[olive coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

@frozen void

[blazing maple]

I met a nice guy on a night raid of all places

[blazing maple]

I mentioned it in the post below this one

[real aspen]

warring my thunder

[small bane]

Idk I prefer wuwa

Tanks are not rly my thing

[real aspen]

(i havent played war thunder again)

[blazing maple]

I prefer War Thunder cause the characters are hotter

[real aspen]

damn

[small bane]

I got diffrient kind of autism tanks don’t turn me on

[blazing maple]

I don't like a lot of gacha games because the sexualization goes so far into the extreme it rebounds back into being very sexless

[hexed stag]

incelgoonerism

[blazing maple]

sounds like a disease that makes your skin rot

or a wizard spell

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-wizard-spell-wizard-casting-spell-zilean-zilean-the-chronokeeper-gif-2169279247610486481

INCELGOONERISM!

[small bane]

Calling me an incel is mad work, I chose this life just don’t rly like getting close to people

At least now I find some humor in it

[blazing maple]

I'm part of the exclusive club of Volcels

[small bane]

Exactly

[blazing maple]

I don't want sex I want money

[real aspen]

i want money and

[small bane]

Sex is okay but why does it have to come with emotional baggage

[real aspen]

and

uhhhh

idk what and

money would lead to everything else

money and time i guess

[small bane]

People and their problems man I just can’t and don’t care unless you pay me

If you have enough money you can make your life whatever you want

[blazing maple]

Just be aromantic

all the sex none of the relationships

[small bane]

It doesn’t work for me I’m fucked in so many ways when it comes to relationships

Genuinely best for me and those around me if I just goon to catgirls

Attachment/abandonment issues and heavy untreated bpd for over 10 years

Chat you have no idea how cooked

[blazing maple]

Aromantic means you don't do relationships

[hexed stag]

So you didn't really "choose" this life

[hexed stag]

^

[blazing maple]

I chose this life cause I want less stress and worries

[small bane]

Yea I know but I can’t rly have sex and don’t get feelings I’m not that kinda person either

[blazing maple]

and a relationship is like all that

[small bane]

I did the other way was go to therapy and fight for it

I’m okay on my own

[latent hazel]

k so were just smutposting

may the lord above make you taste eternal damnation and fires of Gehenna

[hexed stag]

Sounds like "giving up"
God help you in 10-30 yrs

[chrome ginkgo]

Biblethumper, point and laugh

[latent hazel]

checked your profile, take care

won't say anything

[hexed stag]

You just might be fuckng crushed by regret

[small bane]

Gonna look same as now I will be playing games till I ducking die

And there’s nothing wrong with it

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-agree-ishowspeed-yes-yes-gif-1530966591254236128

[small bane]

Y’all go and reproduce thi bc I need people to support my hedonistic lifestyle

[hexed stag]

Sure bud, that's what you think right now...

[real aspen]

Shut up

[small bane]

Not gonna change I’m not some rebellious 20yo

I’ve had time to try everything

[obsidian sun]

you sure sound like one

[blazing maple]

This is a bullying and judgement free zone

[small bane]

And I think I value peace the most

[real aspen]

I hate people who say oh but you'll regret it later

[latent hazel]

yeah, we do it for free

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-dunk-lebron-james-levronjame-gif-1038771198631298897

[small bane]

I’ve been hearing this for like 20 years

I remember being super young and saying I don’t see why people would wanna marry etc

[latent hazel]

how old are you? Not flame question

[small bane]

My parents laughed

I don’t think they find it funny anymore

[real aspen]

I think 22

Forgot exact

[latent hazel]

1. tf you mean i think
2. do you think people older than you might know what they are talking about

they are probably saying that because they said the same thing when they were your own age

and are trying to warn you

[real aspen]

They don't know what I'm talking about

[obsidian sun]

as the oldest person i advise you all to hang yourselves

[latent hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[small bane]

Noooo life’s not that bad

[real aspen]

I decided that I won't have children at, like, 13 or so

Still haven't changed my mind

Won't change my mind ever

I will live by myself, for myself, and die the same

[celest plank]

I'd say something but it could end badly

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-walnuts-ok-hands-up-gif-16730865

[real aspen]

do it

[hexed stag]

So you're around 30 rn?

[small bane]

Yup

[latent hazel]

said every parent on planet earth

[small bane]

Mentally I’m still 15 tho

[latent hazel]

[small bane]

Don’t think it’s gonna change

[celest plank]

We are all kids deep within

[hexed stag]

That very much aligns with what you've said

[celest plank]

Nothing can change that

[chrome ginkgo]

That fucking haircut

[celest plank]

Not the bowl cut

[latent hazel]

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[small bane]

I refuse to let go of stuff that makes me happy

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/adopt-me-adopt-me-pets-sundowner-metal-gear-sundowner-roblox-gif-25613176

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-11659851580373242545

[celest plank]

you fucking retards

There goes account 2

[latent hazel]

no one's pulling your tongue to say ts

[hexed stag]

These cooked-ass mf are de[ressing as fuck

[obsidian sun]

what the fuck did you expect by using this app

[celest plank]

I didnt follow the convo

whats going on

[celest plank]

Look man, I come here once a week and see the most deranged shit ever most of the time

[obsidian sun]

retard uses the retarded app and finds retards

[celest plank]

It cant be a coincidence

[small bane]

Just talking about life

[real aspen]

they were retarded then

[celest plank]

So are you

[real aspen]

yes

[celest plank]

[real aspen]

but im more retarded than them

hence better

[celest plank]

2x more bipolar

[small bane]

You shoulsnt joke about this

[celest plank]

The difference between every parent and you, though, is that they had the possibility to find a partner

[small bane]

This shit is hell

[glad parrot]

4x more autism!

[real aspen]

true enough

i've talked about how unrealistic my idea of relationship is

so at that point why even bother

and no i wont compromise

[celest plank]

You kinky fucker

[real aspen]

not even that

like

way before that

the whole idea of romance

[glad parrot]

Don't lower your standards so your chance increases :3

[real aspen]

it's just out there to point where i doubt anyone would accept it

[glad parrot]

Stay single forever!

[small bane]

Defo a good financial choice

Just saying my next car is gonna be most likely a 911

[glad parrot]

No relationship = no spending on your partner

It's a win win..

[small bane]

Doubt I’d be able to afford working 3 days a week if I had a family

Pros and cons probably not a good choice from most people but I’m not most people

[real aspen]

actually

[celest plank]

You work 3 days a week?

Tf

[real aspen]

is romance even a thing anymore

probably is

[celest plank]

Of course it is

[glad parrot]

Oh yeah

[celest plank]

And it will remain to be

[small bane]

Monday weebsday Thursday

[glad parrot]

It sure is

[real aspen]

definitely

but ugh

there are so many people

[glad parrot]

It's just not all that common

[small bane]

Rest of the time I’m tripping or playing games

[real aspen]

i doubt you can just, like, get a random romantic moment

[small bane]

I just do what I like don’t care what people think

Stopped caring for anyone’s opinion years ago

You should try someday, seriously liberating

[real aspen]

i have few friends who like me for what i am

[glad parrot]

So true

[real aspen]

that's enough

[glad parrot]

Who gives a fuck what someone thinks about you :3

[real aspen]

me

i do

[small bane]

It’s your life I feel like the social standards from 1800s are rly harming the collective psyche of the young community

[glad parrot]

I only care when it's someone I'm frens with! Or family

[small bane]

We’re not sheep to be bred

[glad parrot]

But strangers? Pfff, fuck no~

[celest plank]

About that

[real aspen]

i'd say i care about strangers but it's difficult when you go to a city square and all you see is a horde

[obsidian sun]

what

[small bane]

You can read right

[obsidian sun]

"wahh i can't goon to ai porn this is literally 1884"

[small bane]

Well ur retarded are you

[celest plank]

Like, I think it is important to keep going with keeping our specie alive, but it's not a humans main goal to have children

[carmine laurel]

oh this guy is back

[obsidian sun]

clearly

[small bane]

The social pressure to marry and reproduce on young generation is bad

[obsidian sun]

no one is forcing you

[celest plank]

Does anyone pressure you?

[glad parrot]

(they let him out, it's so over)

[small bane]

Most people have emotional intelligence of a chimpanzee and no funds to start a family

[obsidian sun]

and there is "social pressure" for a lot of shit but you chose to pick this one lmao

[celest plank]

I think we are past that point in most of society, no?

[obsidian sun]

actual retard

[small bane]

And yet the pressure is everywhere

[celest plank]

???

[small bane]

Hard not to feel worthless and inadequate

[carmine laurel]

what pressure

[real aspen]

i dunno about where you live but that's a huge thing here lol

[celest plank]

Okay what

[obsidian sun]

maybe be worthwhile and adequate

[glad parrot]

Guy, what are TALKING about

[small bane]

I’m not talking about myself right now

[real aspen]

people, even near-strangers, ask you if you're married and then bombard you with questions if you're not

[glad parrot]

Ohhhh

[carmine laurel]

looks like another session of "things you should probably see a therapist about, not discord"

[real aspen]

half my coworkers did that on last job, and even before that in college, and during internship

[small bane]

I don’t even go to Christmas for years anymore

[real aspen]

it's ridiculous

[small bane]

Can’t stand these questions man just fuck off pls

[obsidian sun]

it seems like your problem getting upset by a question

[glad parrot]

Discord is like free trauma dumping so

[real aspen]

i mean it took a lot of effort to convince my family that i wont be even thinking about marriage until im at least in 30s or so

[small bane]

Maybe but I don’t have to listen to this shit

[carmine laurel]

interacts with people
people do small talk to find common ground
reee

[celest plank]

I've taken part in too many conversations about made up problems which people are mad about, I dont know if thats the case here

[obsidian sun]

woe is me my family members want me to be happy and make a family

[small bane]

They can talk when they make more money than me

[real aspen]

also afaik in many asian countries it's a big thing, but fact check me on that

[small bane]

(They won’t)

[celest plank]

[glad parrot]

Clap back with that then :3

[celest plank]

What the fuck are you talking about

[carmine laurel]

if I use that logic

only prime can talk to me

kekw

[obsidian sun]

just show them logs from this discord
they'll understand you'll never get married anyways

[glad parrot]

"Are you married yet"
"Well, do you have financial stability"

[real aspen]

that's a good question actually

[glad parrot]

SO TRUE

[real aspen]

getting married without having financial stability

ugh

[small bane]

Well I refuse to work 5 days a week to provide for someone

[celest plank]

And then the same person talks about how humanity is bad and people are on the same level of intelligence as chimpanzees

Get the fuck out

[obsidian sun]

my family know im kinda retarded
they don't even ask

and if they do i just make some insane shit up

[carmine laurel]

"Are you married yet"
"Well, do you have financial stability"
"yes, now answer the question"

[small bane]

I’ll be just a hedonistic piece of shit seems to work great so far

[glad parrot]

Dentist guy did say he makes more money than them soooo I doubt they are :2

[small bane]

And everyone who thinks otherwise I’m sure a day in my shoes would change your mind

[carmine laurel]

theres a difference between making more money than someone and being finanically stable

bill gates makes more money than me, but I'm still finanically stable

[glad parrot]

No! My opinion's right, yours isn't!!!

[celest plank]

Sure, I'd love to and I will realize just how retarded your mindset is

[small bane]

If you think so, it doesn’t bother me at all, I did it to make myself happy not others, life’s good tho

Even tho it may sound like I’m complaining I’m actually not

[glad parrot]

But yeah naow, you're right.. I didn't think about it that way pfff

[small bane]

Truly I don’t think I’ve ever been happier

[celest plank]

Yeah, clearly

Not complaining at all

[small bane]

Before I’ve been always at war with myself, sometimes you have to accept some things about yourself

To achieve true happiness

[real aspen]

i ate soup

im happier than any of you right now

[small bane]

Bc u won’t be happy if you fight your ego everyday

[real aspen]

soup is great

the pinnacle of food

[small bane]

Soup good

[glad parrot]

Throwing a bunch of vegetables into water, cook and oh my god it tastes good..

[obsidian sun]

maybe reflect and accept how fucked you are instead

[glad parrot]

(i did NOT forget the word vegetable)

[small bane]

Does it sound like I’m unaware? Or like I don’t accept the facts? I embrace it all

[celest plank]

Well, I'm on an alcohol detox, I finally feel like I achieved a good bond with someone, I have 2 days of work off and we are expecting snow sometime next week

It can get better but it is good nonetheless

[small bane]

This is why I’m happy this is why most of you want to hate me

[real aspen]

dont care

i have soup

[obsidian sun]

embracing it isn't always good

[small bane]

For me it was

[obsidian sun]

clearly

[celest plank]

Don't you want atleast something to change?

[small bane]

I just decided to live how I want

I don’t let anyone put one rule over me

[real aspen]

i want money

that's about it

[small bane]

Work 24 hours a week done

[obsidian sun]

that's just selfish and retarded
i accepted that im a piece of shit and that makes me happy

[small bane]

No kids/relationships done

And?

[real aspen]

what's wrong with selfish

[small bane]

You should try to be happy all I’m gonna say bro

Learn to love yourself first

Fuck everyone else

[obsidian sun]

who said im not

[glad parrot]

Government says you need to have kids!!! >:(
(nobody gives a fuck what they say)

[small bane]

They can go start another war for all I care

This is how much they care for you

[real aspen]

damn

rude

[small bane]

It’s true

[frozen void]

[glad parrot]

Wow, rude..

[small bane]

I’d love to expand on that point but it’s a poor idea

[glad parrot]

War drives up the stock market :3

[small bane]

Anyway let’s clear the air

[rocky turtle]

[glad parrot]

@frozen void

[real aspen]

that's a car

[small bane]

Cargirl

[real aspen]

car

anyway

i love games that have "i" in descriptions instead of "you"

like, pick up an upgrade and it says "this makes me stronger (+2 str)" instead of just "increases user's strength (+2 str)"

[small bane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLl6RN-E26A feel like a katharsis is required after that convo

namaste

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

A smol writing change and suddenly it's PEAK

How do they keep doing this..

[real aspen]

like

feels so much more

idk

personal?

like you're actually a character

[hexed stag]

Nirmiii hello. So are you enjoying coffee now?

[small bane]

Real Gs drink ice cold monster zero

[real aspen]

i love this lol

nice

[glad parrot]

You know it! I'm close to sayin fuck it and smoke up too because I JUST GOT A WORKCALL

Goddamnit, can't have free time anymore

[olive coral]

judging by the favourite games, not like you had any before

[rocky turtle]

[small bane]

And you’d be so wrong

I just decided it’s not worth the pain in the long term, I hope your path leads you to diffrient conclusions tho

[olive coral]

pain?

[small bane]

I really don’t want to get into this anymore, if you don’t get it I hope you never will

[olive coral]

very mysterious but okay

[real aspen]

is it really that difficult to believe that someone might choose to not have relationship

[obsidian sun]

yea but that sounds dumber

"this sword increases my strength by +2"

[real aspen]

kill yourself

[obsidian sun]

makes no sense

[real aspen]

then dont apply it to swords lol

[obsidian sun]

why would your character knows it's +2

like 6% is any better lmao

[real aspen]

are you retarded

by "dont apply it to swords" means dont apply damage numbers to swords

[obsidian sun]

no

[real aspen]

oh

my bad

sounds fine idk

and it's a game

obv he knows the numbers

[obsidian sun]

i like when the stats are taken out of the whole roleplay

[real aspen]

i like when games know they're games and dont try to pretend otherwise

especially an hack and slash one like this

[obsidian sun]

there's a time and place

a not so serious game sure

[rocky turtle]

watcha playing

[obsidian sun]

that's not mine sab posted it

[real aspen]

voin

cool game

actually

more than cool

[real aspen]

guh

goes hard

[obsidian sun]

is this that roguelike game

[chrome ginkgo]

I love using teleports to bypass puzzles in BG3

Activated the Umbral Gem and skipped this stupid repulsion puzzle using a dimension door

[small bane]

bringing serana to neloth and having them banter was a great idea

[chrome ginkgo]

I really need to long rest, but I have so many buffs

[small bane]

ouuuu temple of shar, dont foget to pick up the good gloves

and minthy in the party

[chrome ginkgo]

I don't know shit about this place

Besides

uhhhhhh

Mirror of Loss?

[small bane]

make your paladins pallocks at lvl 10

[chrome ginkgo]

I need to find a Mirror and get +2 strength

[small bane]

3 attacks per turn

[chrome ginkgo]

Nah I can't

I'm playing this straight

[small bane]

and you replenish 2 spell slots for smites every short rest

not like pure pal is bad but 10 pally 2 lock would be better

[small bane]

but you know what you do you, im a hopeless minmaxer

maybe its better

[chrome ginkgo]

This is minmaxed

For honor mode

To minimize RNG as much as possible

[small bane]

ah ur doing honor run

then the pallock 3 attack cheese doesnt work anyway

[chrome ginkgo]

No, i'm not playing Honor Mode, but Sword Bard Paladin is one of the ideal perfect damage carries for Honor Mode

[upbeat verge]

[chrome ginkgo]

Mostly because you can go for the stupid Divine Smite -> Slashing Flourish combo to obliterate two enemies at the start of every encounter

[upbeat verge]

fish

[small bane]

i think having 2 palading that attack 3x every turn is a little better

[chrome ginkgo]

But they can't hit as hard

[small bane]

but this is also valid sure

[chrome ginkgo]

and not as reliably

Plus I get spell saves that are like...24-26 DC

[small bane]

you get so many smites per long rest its just hilarious

[chrome ginkgo]

So I can consistently Command: Approach enemies except with Legendary Resistance

For those I need to either blow those with low level control spells

or dice roll the 50-60% chance

[small bane]

also you get haste and can double that to 6 attacks

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[small bane]

im sticking to my pallocks

and two storm cleric pure and one storm cleric/wizard combo wombo

the guaranteed crit damage on lightning spells per short rest + healing from 2 clerics and 2 pals when u need it goes so fucking hard

[chrome ginkgo]

This is the idea

https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3Builds/comments/18pxoy9/honor_mode_102_smite_swords_bard_ssb_complete/

[glad parrot]

FISH?

[chrome ginkgo]

For the build i'm doing

[glad parrot]

FISH!

[chrome ginkgo]

I'm doing the good variant

So i'm doing Luminous Armor Radiant Orb bullshit

[small bane]

im not saying the build is bad

[hexed stag]

Za + work not a good combo imo

[chrome ginkgo]

    deal competitive damage because of good early itemization and blade flourishes
    have access to plenty of strong early utility spells
    have zero dead levels during progression

By late game, expect to:

    deal enough burst damage to outright one shot most enemies
    excel at cleaving through groups of enemies with multi-target attacks
    cast completely unresistable control spells every single turn

We love consistency

[small bane]

im just saying that if you haste these two paladins you get insane results 12 attacks a turn total + 2 mages

[olive coral]

dawg i just asked why he be like that

[small bane]

nothing survives that

[olive coral]

in my defence i havent read anything he said before

[small bane]

just pray u dont get lethargic

[chrome ginkgo]

however

SSB also really wants to be ran in an evil playthrough. Two of the core items associated with SSB both come from clearly evil decisions.

I am not getting that shit ass spear of shar

[upbeat verge]

FISHHHH

[chrome ginkgo]

And Astarion got the Nightmare Walker boots

[upbeat verge]

dad baked it

its delicious

[small bane]

i always cheese kithrak voss for the +3 silver greatsword

gith bae race anyway

[chrome ginkgo]

Technically i'm supposed to only have 22 strength after mirror

but

[small bane]

gimme all the misty steps

[upbeat verge]

im not in a relationship cuz i cant pull shit

[chrome ginkgo]

I dropped GWM in favor of ASI

for the +2 str

[upbeat verge]

[chrome ginkgo]

GWM hits harder but requires you to micromanage the toggle

[small bane]

usually my tav has 3 misty steps in the endgame

[chrome ginkgo]

And i'm a lazy bastard

[small bane]

that dont cost spell slots

zoom zoom zoom

and 6 turns

omaewo shindeiru

naniiii

[chrome ginkgo]

My spell book is just bastardry

[small bane]

oh dear

youre a meanie

[chrome ginkgo]

I'm a drow

[small bane]

i just brute force this shit

[chrome ginkgo]

so I can glyph of warding myself to sleep people on me

[small bane]

[chrome ginkgo]

good luck passing a 26 DC Sleep save

[small bane]

nighty night

[chrome ginkgo]

Used this to disable a Dracolich once

[glad parrot]

Za? What?

[chrome ginkgo]

Watching it fail the int save

and be completely disabled for a turn including disabling its stupid Legendary Action : Draconic Fury breath retaliation

It would've retaliated with breath weapon every time it took damage otherwise

[hexed stag]

What did you mean by "smoke up"?

[small bane]

usually that means the herb

[glad parrot]

Smokin cigarettes? Oh

OHHHH

Nonono I don't smoke that

[hexed stag]

Ok. Best to not smoke at all

[glad parrot]

Uhuh uhuh, I know~

[small bane]

i really like the dragon fight in a3 if you havent dont that you will enjoy the legendary there

ill just say its before you go into the main part of the city so look for it

[glad parrot]

This shit's just stressing me out bad so I'm sorta debating it

But naaaaow, I won't fall into that habit~

[chrome ginkgo]

my original plan for this playthrough was open hand tavern brawler monk tav

[small bane]

just switch to a vape

[chrome ginkgo]

but

I just couldn't fucking do it

[small bane]

flavoured air

[chrome ginkgo]

Not having Charisma as the face of the party sucks

I want to pass all the persuasion checks

[small bane]

ahh this is why i love pallock

[chrome ginkgo]

and with SSB I get to have +20 to persuasion checks

[small bane]

they are both chr based and later u get weapon scaling off chr too

so u can respec all your str

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah I uh dumped dex the moment I got the gloves of dex

[small bane]

the heals the paladnis do

[chrome ginkgo]

[small bane]

with 2x char

[chrome ginkgo]

So anyway I have 10 wisdom

[small bane]

ultimate no fuck you card

i love the psionic reaction

when your whole party does that shit

and u trigger the execute

[glad parrot]

I got somethin better.. lollipops :3

[small bane]

sooooo satysfying

[glad parrot]

(they actually work for me)

[chrome ginkgo]

Cull the Weak is hilarious

"X's mind collapsed"

[small bane]

yup have that on every party member

funniest shit ever

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

Why the fuck

Okay

Why am I even surprised???

Of course there's a RAT LOLLIPOP

[small bane]

get this and set it to auto

everytime someone uses a spell you do 1-4 psy iirc

[chrome ginkgo]

I don't need it

[small bane]

so if you put this on everyone you have a good chance to push someone into cull treshhold

[chrome ginkgo]

I got counterspell reaction

[small bane]

this is free damage

guess you take less dmg with counterspell

[chrome ginkgo]

Wait I can turn that shit to auto???

WHAT THE FUCK

I've been so annoyed having to reject charm sometimes

[small bane]

yea it wont ask for a reaction

[chrome ginkgo]

cause it serves no purpose

[small bane]

you go there from character screen

like up top

from spellbookl

[chrome ginkgo]

I thought i'd find this girls parents when I freed the prisoners at moonrise

but no such luck

WITHERS ITS TIME TO RESPEC

[small bane]

bro looking lively as usual

does thou require a new ally

fuck off old man

[chrome ginkgo]

Wither's Big Naturals makes me giggle like an idiot

[small bane]

i was gonna say

yall need to try riding a dragon in vr btw, crazy

[proven tundra]

Looks cool
But not a fan of vr

I think Virtuaboy soured me on it for life

[small bane]

i can chill on the sofa with the headset or i can get up and get some physical activity done its great

when alternative is chair all day

but ill be honest most vr games arent all that great at least if you expect a full on experience like were used on desktop

the metro game was great, half life alyx also

but other than that i think skyrim vr with 2000 mods is probably the most advanced experience u can have on any platform

convincing npcs to have sex with with you via ai included

when i boot that up it takes around 70gb of ram

[proven tundra]

This feels ick to me

[small bane]

i think its hilarious bc society is going that way either way

you can resist or strap along for the ride and enjoy it

im strapped tf in

[proven tundra]

Convincing AI generated characters to have sex with you will never not give me the ick
I have no interest in video game sex either vr or not

[timid hollow]

Joi from bladerunner 2047 tho

Mhmmm

[glad parrot]

Wait HUH?

Don't tell me people are lewding ChatGPT-

[proven tundra]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[glad parrot]

Oh wait, that Elon AI exists

[glad parrot]

Ohhh

I was totally elsewhere pfff

[heavy junco]

There are so many "ai character roleplay" sites out there

[glad parrot]

..huh

[small bane]

i suppose this is fine to post

[glad parrot]

DUDE

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-home-alone-electricuted-shock-regret-gif-19223583

[glad parrot]

The virtual gooning

[proven tundra]

[small bane]

yall have no idea

[proven tundra]

Ick

[small bane]

[proven tundra]

Can we change the subject before I throw up on my phone

I'm gonna Zomboid after breakfast

Found carpentry books finally

[glad parrot]

ZOMBOID???

[small bane]

i could do with a sadwitch about now

[glad parrot]

Let's fucking GO

[small bane]

i dont wanna be happy

[glad parrot]

You need to get to Louisville, Rat dad

You need the LOOT

[proven tundra]

Someday

Need a better car first

[heavy junco]

Drive an ambulance with the sirens on in north lv

Nothing bad will happen

[glad parrot]

Use the campfire tactic

Or better yet, the goofiest strat of all

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

Spinning zeds with the reverse :3

[heavy junco]

Ah yes

[glad parrot]

(why does that strat work so well)

[heavy junco]

The D+S car strat

[glad parrot]

:3

Absolute gameplay

[proven tundra]

Okay enough shitposting
I require caffeine lest I perish

[glad parrot]

Have a strong coffee~

[glad parrot]

I remember watchin this PZ lore video which had like some of the radio transmissions acted out

[small bane]

drink a monster like a true alpha male

i mean femboy

[glad parrot]

And there was like a Military vs Zombies thing

I literally see someone DOING that strat there

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/fist-of-the-north-star-hokuto-no-ken-hey-as-long-as-it-works-as-long-as-it-works-winging-it-gif-5037582307183355084

[blazing maple]

I saw a white monster at my local gas-station and it had an aura of malice and vile power

I avoided it

[small bane]

tbh the white monster is a psyop it doesnt taste that great

let me show u 2 rly good tastes

[blazing maple]

zero sugar

[small bane]

Ofc

[blazing maple]

:(

[small bane]

Sugar baaaaad

Although I enjoy oven baked lays and pizza bake rolls I have to admit

[quiet yew]

forgot the Senna Rio Punch Monster

https://tenor.com/view/ayrtion-sena-formula-1-flag-gif-9736485955512809323

[small bane]

this one aint sugar free, there the orange one too

i love that one but im not drinking calories

[quiet yew]

I don't really have anything to prove it but I seriously doubt that artificial sweeteners are any healthier than regular sugar.

[small bane]

yum, but i havent had one in a whiiiile

[nocturne aurora]

love the big can on green monster that you can reseal

[small bane]

as for sweeteners if drinking 3 cans doesnt take up half my caloire budget for the day or more im willing to pay the price

can actually eat some food still and not get fat af

even if u stay at home like 70% of your time

[blazing maple]

I don't drink or do drugs so sugar is my poison of choice

[small bane]

As long as you balance it

I love drugs so I try to stay as healthy as possible to do more drugs

[blazing maple]

That's smart

[small bane]

They do wreck you so you gotta counter it or you end up at the bottom

[glad parrot]

Drugs?! That's bad for you!

(alcohol and nicotine :3)

[small bane]

I haven’t had any alc in years

Now that’s some poison

[nocturne aurora]

alcohol and nicotine are accepted drugs same with coffe you can buy all 3 everywhere

[glad parrot]

Me who takes all three of those

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12450451651611168773

[small bane]

Everything is fine if you don’t overdo it

But alcohol I’ve seen what it does to families

[nocturne aurora]

the dose makes the pioson

[small bane]

And I’ve tried almost everything within reason

[glad parrot]

Alcohol addiction's pretty crazy

[small bane]

The potential for aggression and abuse is just not there with anything else

[nocturne aurora]

same with Adrenealin

[small bane]

Why does that shit turn people evil

[nocturne aurora]

the reasoning voice in the head gets shut

[glad parrot]

Hmmm

[proven tundra]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2870920/Restaurats/?queue=1

Steam

Restaurats

Dress to Impress

Dress to Impress — even if you’re a rat! With tons of customization options, you can create the weirdest, coolest, or most fabulous rat chef you've ever dreamed of.

Roguelike cooking?!…

Price

$14.92

▶ Play video

[glad parrot]

To be honest, I've only ever had like a light buzz

I only drink wine so

[small bane]

Meanwhile MD that makes you love literary everyone and appreciate them is illegal

[glad parrot]

It barely counts as "alcohol"

[nocturne aurora]

MD stands for?

[real aspen]

sounds like skill issue

it's like saying money makes people evil

[small bane]

You can probably find it

[glad parrot]

Methadone maybe?

[small bane]

Lmao

Mdma you kids