#╟❓general-offtopic
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Found some sellers but not official
They have european distribution

I have a normal Gerber multitool for like 50 bucks
It has been through hell for the last 3 years
Still going good rn
yummy dead robots
They hate me so much
I guess I'd have to buy one from Finland
Looking at the wave plus
don't think
Do people with dwarfism have some type of natural predator like eagles or something?
other dwarfs with higher shoes
Elves
holy lame answers

Youre lame
@uneven sapphire rule of thumb is
If you just want a multitool for something small task and not require heavy duty equipment, Gerber is good enough
If anything very extensive or rough, leatherman or more higher brand are made for it
Other than that ask Prime
He knows more about tools than me
I’m the kind of person who wants to buy a thing that lasts for a long time
I hate rebuying things
Check Swiss stuff
Victorinox is still hailed as the most high end multitool
love when my team mates on damnation arent good enough to play damnation
just got stuck fighting a plague ogryn, the hordes of ranged enemies, shotgunners, hounds, a crusher, and a few bulwarks
ALONE
because all these dweebs died
Yeah they're called nurses and doctors, they just want your blood 
If you want a knife
im playing veteran, with a plasma gun and knife, both of which are new to me
I think 50 dollar knife is good enough for normal use like us
Like Prime needs like more durable knives for hunting and surviving stuff you might need to spend more shillings
Well @jenntacles_ found the built-in voice changer in Arc Raiders 😂
are you at the air base at Farmlands
I found the exact same comp there
me when i base at the farlands:
the farmlands
It was close to this safehouse
hmm.
What gaem are you all playing
I'm now going north cause there are both a FNIX and Soviet rivals right next to each other and I want to see them fight
It's a harvester and a wolf
Generation zero
that game has a story right?
Yes
Offtopic GenZero SMP
dunno wtf happened
but now everyone is playing genzero

thing is, my only reason for not playing more, was me not wanting to adjust to a new modpack, and tbh i liked BA (im playing BA now)
alright lads, big ass chainsword, or relic blade
what am i using
come on someone answer

what ya playin?
i just got back here
i read SMP and just thought minecraft
idk
but that aint MC
so what you got there


generation zero
chainsword
shit i just asked stalker chat, welp lets see what they say

yeah, i offtopic-ed that chat, what are the mods gonna do? ban me? (cut to me being banned)

I haven't had trouble with the ones I faced

Chains look neat
But evis are old and don't even compare to relic
but counterpoint, i can cut heretics in half like BRRRRRR
https://fixvx.com/SlothDamage/status/1986910672345506258?s=20 @rocky turtle @marsh cargo
Unfortunately canto 6 memes were generational and neither the previous cantos or the cantos after beat them

its peam
It's not that they are hard by themselves, it's that they can call reinforcements so they are never really by themselves
hm
how come none of y'all are actually playing titan quest 2
weren't you like super excited for it
atleast 2 or 3 of you
The game couldn't take more peam
I played the first early access version, finished act 1 and am waiting for more updates
I know act 2 is out but I'd rather wait
behold gaming in the 2020s
waiter waiter! more drip fed content please!
i joined during canto 7 but 6 remains my favorite
it's early access and isn't finished. Its only got a few masteries at this point and they only just released a new area
so much for being a peaceful christian
I played it to try it, liked it and am now waiting for the full
i saw it got a price increase
Ned only attacks if you hit first, it's self defence
yeah they said if you buy it early you get it cheaper and after a few months its going up
meh
The getting hit with the screen margin remains a peak gag
marvel vs capcom 3
deadpool hitting you with your own health bar
Peam

The weeb club's 2 blocks down
HUH
WHY ARE THEY ADDED PEANUT BUTTER
america?
Ping.
please do not the bear
what was he doin der
bull doing blackface 😔
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If someone would tell me now that the bots in GenZero actually learn stuff over time I'd believe them, cause I remember that yesterday I complained that a disarmed tank would just stand in place and let you kill it, and today all tanks that I disarmed started actually charging at me to melee me
only tank that just stared at me after being disarmed only did so because I was unreachable inside a house 
Yesterday I disarmed a couple tanks while being in a completely open field and all they did was just stand and stare
is she related to dakota fanning
odd
but something even "odder" is prototype hunters with mortars
wdym nuh uh
got jumpscared by one, thinking it only had the machine gun arm
nuh uh
feeling mysterious tonight
don't mind the yugioh card floating in the bg
actually, do mind it
I'm about to punch a yugioh kid

can yugi moto beat the warrior of light
screenshot RUINED
finger clips through the scabbard
you fucking heard me
why is this being tracked

that was fun come on
because why not
especially the wall of reapers lmao
Straight up arc'ing it
@oblique belfry Looks like the deluxo can be glitched to fly faster than a lazer.
funi
no it was because they called me out for caps
This is going to be as devastating as upside down oppressors.
unforgivable
dunno what those cars are
but 

oh thats deluxo ?
You used this MF.
lazer is the jet
its a goofy car
i just wish we didnt have flying bike
but rockstar knows it sells
I'll show you goofy
It's a great counter to mk2's.
prime already did
toreador better
Wort
Better maneuverability, better missiles.
Gta 6 released date push to 2027 to make more flying bikes
It's alright. But it's no deluxo. Deluxo can easily dodge it's missiles and send the best homing missiles right back.
but it does
so can toreador tho
Oh, and it's awful against stickies.
and it will survive if you fuck up
Haven't met a capable mk2 rider that could hold against a skilled deluxo player. Only ones that can are upside down users.
"capable mk2 rider" is literally any mongaloid
The mk2 has been terrible for a while. If you can't down the annoying bird, i'm afraid it's a skill issue. It's a scourge amongst lower level players.
Sells well though.
Jets are much better, by quite a bit.

hm
dunno who but one of those is a young Heihachi Mishima
in my day we used the weaponized Ruiners, the ones that look like KITT
There's a mission version of the ruiner that'll fuck mk2's more than the regular version already does.
eeeeeeeeyup. I loved using that. 
the mission version could tank a lot of missiles
@static axle gzw got big update recently
the player might be a cosmic horror 
oh shit we got noodle arm operators now
Nah he's just a dark souls protag
He's killin gods
zeeuuuss
And fighting the sun
escaped from duckov after 56 hours

can you finish it ?
Yea
im currently in warehouses
wherehouses
So you are like 2/5 into the game
gonna dark my tide rn
gonna hot my dog rn
nice
then maybe generation my zero
oh right forgot to reply to this
our brains on the same wavelength
there isn't because disney refuses to make a sequel
... as far as I know at least
did they ever make a sequel?
THEY FUCKING DID?!
-# they did
wtf
Puppy
yeah ask trianq
me?!?!?
You
since you start the missions, you add the people
because when youre around no one else can start missions
idk why
or what sorcery youre doing
1 moment
i might play a dif class if we go to malice/uprising
mostly
i mean the tutorial only does so much idk
How did you not hear about peak?
esc > social
esc -> social -> invites
5781271781
this dude doesnt even know what hes on about


the gang
One of these isn't like the other

votann class confirmed
which one?
XD
wizards are short
confirmed
The zealot
Everyone else is in gear and this motherfucker didn't get out of his PJs
yoo heihachi still alive 
thats my cousin
hes like that
zootopia 2
is the latest thing that came up to my mind
Rip that guy lmao
disney does sequels
o no
not in the early 2000s
But yes right now
well im not talking about modern disney
But I am 

No
No
yes
2-1
yes
you lose
2-2
For those who don't know that man hit max level and then fucking died in a map that DELETES the character.
yeah
says who
Ok then I say no again
no
Doge
banned card
Don't care
I summon Pot of Greed
and draw 3 additional cards from my deck
Pot of Greed
The card that allows you to draw 3 extra cards from your deck?!?!?
That's right
@sour rivet
the floof
i do, im related to him
LEX
LEX
dangerously close to heresy
LEX
he loves zealot relic blade
mostly because he likes the braindead light combo of the mark x
real
Anytime I hear the zealot say "Skulls for the golden throne" I think...This mf is one bad day from a khorne worshipper
PawPatrol is wild
@glad parrot
happy to see that the kitchen nightmares youtuber channel person is still insane
And we love them for it
who's we
i live in a forest bruh i didnt even know this channel existed
why is gordon in the mirror dismension
FOOOOOL
Me and @carmine laurel , except that one time I recommended a certain episode 
blind foreva
Oh you're gonna send me brainrot? Fine!
I'll SEND IT BACK
@green granite
(cringe alert)
That episode is so fucking rage inducing it's unreal 
At least the sound effects for the cringe were on point
that's meeeee
AAA
The mighty predator being abducted by a weird monkey
me trying to describe jared from subway getting absolutely fucked up by bigfoot to the police officer:
Ok this one is not funny because I lack context
I'm gonna save that, that's so good.. have car compilation in return!
you don't know jared from subway?
No
womp womp
fine I'll update it for modern audiences
How vintage
no get on raiders instead 
And what's the country of origin
Wow I wonder why I don't know them
mr pedofile
Temporarily Blinded? Bitch you blinded foeva
Me (She/her. They/Them) trying to describe THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DONALD J TRUMP (he/him) getting absolutely fucked up by bigfoot (Big/foot/monke) to the police officer(ACAB) (Content warning for USA mention. Monke violence. A cop shows up. Me existing. Graphic content):
never speak like that agagin
Updated for modern audiences
Fiiiine, you get a car compilation too~
also this didnt explain shit sam
Yeah I'm apparently not a modern audience cause I really want to strangle you right now
Also I'm in the process of becoming a fossil
Do not Sam
NOBODY SPEAKS LIKE THIS
ok!
no wait please
No, I don't use this shit and anyone who does is a retard (sorry Birb and Sam)
PLEASE
Wow... good job, BIRB
Its kind strange how
🪄

NOOOOOOOO
Pyrson does not hate me as much as before
Damn
I still lack context, I think you need more tags
Don't have a reason to show it yet
#nyc
loli/shota/ugly bastard/non-consentual
neither is the wretched person that is jared
Actually didn't laugh
i just opened this chat
Birb i will save you
fuck off cinder
Doesn't even deserve a donkey kong gif
talk started with jared from subway
We will redirct this hate to me so you are not hated
I am going to say a bunch of offensive word on social media and you cant stop me
ew
pedo
That's what Twitter was made for :3
south park did a episode about him
Doesn't tell me much
It's literally a spokesperson from subway who was a pedo
Wait I have a gif
we are going to fuck you up (heretics beware)
or rather is
That works too
since he's still alive
You described most content creators on Youtube
...I think
yeah but this dude actually had cp
Im gonna say it
Kill, shoot, drug, murder, crime, die, death
guys important decision that will decide the fate of this save
Are we talking Subway as in that fast food / sandwich thing
yes
spokesperson of subway who had a whole campaign where he lost a ton of weight eating only subway. Subway made him the spokesperson of their company and put him in everything.
After a while he got caught with cp and they dumped him quick but the damage was done. Was huge news all round since subway was kinda everywhere
do i find a structure thats good looking for a base
or build it my own
Ok so lemme explain a thing
How is your Lingango adventure
That will clear some of the confusion
very good
I don't care about the US and I saw my first Subway joint 2 years ago
Pyson lives in a little hole on a mountain ❤️
good
apparently i shocked so many people in that modpack's discord when i told them "i didnt go into the caves and i killed all ore bosses"
All the Subways in Germany failed hard pffff
i had giga streamer luck
Why dont you care about us
We all loved you
Subway was a legendary dungeon
That only spawned in the US
there is no we
It's a shame that doesn't transfer to real life luck
Ok to be honest I only "care" about one person from the US so far and it's Birb because he's my friend
Damn
ok give me your pc then i need it
He ded
And also the maker of funny moments
he IS one 
I have a car compilation
Wth does that mean
but it's a whippable offense to post it
Which makes it not surprising at all
The fuck you think it means cup?
You ever see a creepy looking person and just go "That's definitely a pdf file"
y'all still haven't decided the fate of my save 
It's that
this convo is gonna get us banned im out
do i look for structures to claim as home or build one myself
claim
BUILD!
You're already banned

Oh shit I forgot to revive Rat
sam madame i need you to tell me if we're gonna do arc today or not
Claim
@proven tundra Rise 🪄
2-1
Just for that statement
no we're not
go do solo or smth else
ouch
everyone likes Josta!
I do like him
sam hate me
I miss Josta.. (never met him)
But he was a shit moderator
a sane take? In this offtopic?
what was the point of letting me know if you wanterd to duo then
@left mantle im going to do a shit take
this fuckass tower just gave me mining fatigue
Fuck you
Ok look
If you hate your life THAT much, I guess
No
Cheese-only pizza is great sometimes

..that's like saying "Give me a burger but with nothing but the patty and the bread"
Like sure, you can do that
But you're kinda missing out
Guy, what the FUCK are you saying
Because I didn't want to before but if my feelings changed I'd inform you. YOu asking me again made me realize you sit there in anxiety waiting for me to maybe say yes instead of doing something else so I give you the No now to release you from waiting for me when you shouldn't be
Like a burger with no buns
I had to go back to the bathroom three times
Brushed my teeth, left
Forgot to pee, left
Forgot to floss, left
Forgot to wash my face
My brain is old and shriveled
Fossil :3

holy shit you actually know what i do
i dont have to explain it
thank you
You know I gotta wonder
tyhis shit sucks and i dont know why i do it
If Pepperoni exists before Pizza or Pizza exists before Pepperoni
I spent like a while trying to figure out how to phrase that
I was like "Shit... how do I put think into word?"
uthhgrhgrh
when in doubt
pull up phon and dm voice message
Lile you cant have Pizza without Pepperoni but if Pepperoni exists after Pizza then ppl before that just eat normal Pizza with sauce
Old enough to turn into fossil fuel :3
(hah, find a rat for that!)

SON OF A BI
although its not really "sitting in anxiety"
Is it like
sitting in neutrality
its like this sam
You think somethin might happen soon so you can't really do anything until it's done
YEAH
I called it
I only get that with appointments never with free time stuff so I didn't know
I'm just watching kitchen nightmares rn
That's still doing nothing
you mfs

i cant do that
why you exposing me like that
only the fan
I love exposing you doge

...who the hell has that many tabs open
anyway thank you for the relief sam
I literally have like 2 tabs open right now
my boss at work
im still extremely upset and crying and shitting and pissing rn
Oh I do listen to yt stuff while gaming but I don't have 750 tabs open
it's awful to try and ship shit
me
try it
Praying for his DOWNFALL right now
And it's almost winter
literally 3 days ago i had like 16 tabs open
So no fan
Dorb
And I don't watch movies
THE D O R B
Because I'm gaming
mfw i dont play for a day after playing 3 days straight with friend
Don't fucking call me out like that sam 
I tried watching stuff while gaming, since I have 2 screens
Hold on, I MISSED the Sam villain arc???
I existed to bully that man
Goddamnit
And I couldn't watch stuff cause vidya game but also couldn't vidya game cause I wanted to watch stuff
So I don't do that anymore
In short it was a distraction in both ways
No, you missed Josta.
I miss him so much... (haven't met him ever)
WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME DORB
dorb
No I want my computer to survive until its warranty is over
Dorb
time frozen screenshot
So called "free thinkers" when birb:
Dorb
Blue Sam
Blue Sam
samg will we possibly perchance mayhaps do more tomorow
Samg
I'd like to but I have no answer for you so that'l be a no
Birb are you still interested in field of battle six
sobbing rn
type of shit I'm on
apparently its our "ship" name

due to gex
saying it once
wait you say you'd like to but also have no answer?
dorb
dorb
Oh I have one of those, just with a different art on it 
Josta was the one I think censored the "Are you sure?" Because he thinks its annoying
oke
I think he muted someone because of that
Lookin for this one right now..
Like other mods are chill w it
wtf
Just he give out mute for ppl saying it
Commit self removal
lower oxygen consumption
Yeah yeahh, killing myself right now~ :3
its not doing benefiting you at all
omagaaaad
Fertilize your local soil
don't forget the pregnant josta react moment
sam you gave me like 3 different answers
yeah I think so
How much did josta rage when that got added?
Added?
and it got added back
:3
It's my private emote
It got removed
my creations...
I keep remember it was part of this place
Gonna add him on Discord and send him that emote >:3
My creations

nah he's gone, let it remain that way
proge 😭
I dont understand Josta's mentality man
guess i'll never know sams true answer
I mean, he hates femboys as much as I do so I guess that explains why we're cool
WHAT DID HE SAY AFTERWARDS
back to waiting
he will be eaten
Birb
caw
Bazinga
Wait who was that deleted person
sound
a very talented 8 year old
Sound deleted himself?
he already forgot
he joked about his age too much
I dont remember shits
Man I've been to busy destroying robots, I miss all the cool shit
SoundTrack?
y e s
Isnt he still here?
on new account
brain damaged cup
No shit I dont remember it or knowing it
ping it
dont think about it
I thought the account got deleted
its just discord
he is gone but his spirit remains
Dude, Discord's a fucking mess
Good thing I've said enough times already that I'm legally a fossil and discord definitelly remembers that, trust 
Why did he get banned tho
Something something Discord Tos
woah wtf
No it's just discord being stupid
Exactly what I just said~
No
what
You said some gray role bullshit
Wait
I don't speak gray role
Then stop fucking talking to me, you asshole
Does someone here speak gray role?

I don't get what his deal is~
Gordon can just do that
@sour rivet You were white not so long ago, you must still be fluent in low rank
difference between white and grey
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
It's just a way I phrase things
its rather confusing to me if im being honest with you
It's a no until I change my mind but I don't know if/when I'll change my mind so asking now is pointless
okay
thank you
why the FUCK did your font change
all of a sudden
i just needed a tad more wording
You know what I remember, Doge
it was like us literally 10 seconds ago
When I was red
Nice
wait what
doge you asked this earlier
i dont
Nitro is devilworship
when was that ?

See?
doesnt work on mobile
But it's not the modder red
it just changed
huh
It was the crybaby red
A lot of Discord features don't really work on the phone so
Y'know, it's pretty funny~
poop
Bruh
Is that the ACTUAL official channel?
There was this role, yeah
i legit cannot remember rn
Which you got, yeah
yes
For beating a specific mode in a modpack, yeah
send me a vid sam
ooohhh
BWAHAHAHAHA WHAT
And most people with that role, yeah
OOOOHHHH
Were asshole crybabies
invictus
Yeah?
Original song: THOT SQUAD - HOES DEPRESSED
Hit the like button if you enjoyed.
Thank you for watching!
https://www.youtube.com/@tricksterious
#gaming #dispatch #song
HOES
wait invictus role was red ? 
DEPRESSED
That's a fucking goldmine, holy shit
OIL
Yeah it was red
huh
Fuck you mean temporarily blind? Bich you blinded foreva
🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
Season 5, Episode 9: Gordon is in Atlanta, Georgia, to visit Michon's, a family-run smokehouse restaurant with a future that's about to go up in smoke because of mismanagement and lazy cooking. Michon's owner, Al Wilson, ...
Oh my god
IM TEMPORARILY SPOILED!
Josta got his role removed willingly
I asked to have my role removed as well
And shortly after that the role was just deleted in general
ITS THE ACTUAL FUCKING CHANNEL, NO WAY
We basically started a rebellion against the role because people who had it acted like gods
What the FUCK
I mean, I'm not sure if we had any effect on the role getting deleted
new sam nickname
But I like to think that we did a little bit
I had a big ego for a while
i gotta change mine..

Like, just a tiny bit
Now, the main reason why I didn't get back into playing the modpack
i bet you CHEATED
ok i was thinking of living in the overgrown tower but wtf is this

"Hi, is this available?"
Is that I just hate the current redacted-chat
literally half of the building is leaves
newbies ?
poop from a butt chat
quake fov
you know it
you know whats crazy
It just feels like people don't care about fun anymore and it's all just "praise the almighty grok" and "look at my loadout (another exo + broken weapons build)"
Birb pov
doge and pyrson are the only people in the friend group that commented on my steam profile 😔
instead of loadout posting i posted my funi clips 
i did ?
yes
Also I'm not allowed to be good at the game anymore, it seems
and phantom
sam HATES my steam page
oh wtf
i gotta delete it
i didnt notice it
start anew
LMAO
I'm gonna check it
whats 1700 more dollars
I dont even know your steam account
you are not of the friend group
I only visit your twitter account
Damn
I was never fren
After all these time
The betrayal
Rest in peace, you'll be missed @broken mountain
Every time I posted some clips of me doing some wacky woohoo stuff with literal trash or I gave advice I was just booed away 
No iedy?
i dont have him added
Because being actually good at the game and not using meta shit is a crime

I tried commenting on birbs profile but the background made me so nauseous I threw up and passed out
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
To be fair
I dont think ppl want advices from a Polish person
where me





