#╟❓general-offtopic
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Gosh, I need to put my phone down
idk if azu2 is stil around
and pick me up because im a marketable plushy
Damn, i think i came to the server a couple months after cuppy.
There is like one where its just "Grahh"
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because im irrelevent
Self reflection is necessary sometimes
It's okay awazu! I'll always remember you!
I miss Furrazu
I played that milk in a bag game because of your recommendation :3
YOU LEFT THE SERVER BEFORE YOU TOLD ME YOU PLAYED IT
I NEVER KNEW
Told ya I was a thought crime
https://youtu.be/HTvu1Yr3Ohk?si=qPSPeraB6np1zb0G 16yrs later, still peak.
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need
Both actually! I got a lil curious..
what did ya thinks?
Sirloin steak, rump steak, backstrap. Yum.
human backstraps dont tend to taste very well
Had rice today
Fucked up, well written story that made me go "hUH?" a lotta times and also say "literally me" :3
All ears
WHO TOUCHED MY SPAGHET
And what I add to it makes it even better
Tho the first game was better I think
SHES LITERALLY ME
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Specifically tripe.
Girlfailure? Ayup, that's me
stop lettuce posting
Shut up, awoo
AWOO??
Awoo

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miot
I don't really like driving cars but that one's just too cute :3
Miatas, and a spec miata, and then a budget miata.
miot
awamiot
No winking.
Illegal.
Normal Miatas are very rare and expensive now bc most of them have been converted into some kind or track car or disgusting RICER
and wrapped around trees
those are mustangs
Aw... that's just sad
i mean
And they obviously don't make more
Because you can't have NICE THINGS IN THE WORLD
FUCKIN HATE THIS PLACE
What if I get an awazu miata tho..
Nah even over here you can find em
160k miles tho
No. Lol.
im assuming what wind said is true ( which isnt)
Most miatas aren't over $20k. Those are spec or have barely any mileage on them.
See?
katana zero sound effect 
treeant
gimme a colour
pink
Mr President, they hit us with the "ez" after the "gg"
i dont think mods are online
Lets fight
Unless you wander upon these.

I don't give a FUCK bout goddamn mods
nirmii you sweet summer child
This is so mid
Sure! Fists only?
hey thats my gif
Hell yeh
I ain't innocent at all :3
awazu bout to meet miku..
Suspicious
HUH
not the rat
Hmmm
An investment towards our future.
@sour rivet
i know who to contact when zombie breakout
I was in high school 
I started going to university
jesus christ yal are some old hags
WOW YOURE ALL FOSSILS
To this day I hate that place and I wish it burned down with everyone inside
I went to college 2 years later 
I was eating shit in 2016
You're still eating shit in 2025
So over..
i don't remember anything past 2022
if you count your dad last night sure
Maybe it's a good thing
..wHAT?
I don't care about the source of the shit as long as you eat shit
I vividly remembering working in retail during my college days and wanting to spit on an old hag that thought covid was gonna string her up in the streets
I'm not, but you apparently are
wtf is this
A fire truck for $625
youre the one who has an obsession with making me eat shit
stop eating shit

That doesn't change the fact that you admitted to eating shit
WHY DID YOU PING LEDYA
valid

it's clearly iedy the moderator
eat shit
cinnamon tastes like shit
Yummers
You musta ate so much you got shit-for-brains
The gooner himself..
Well, you do have experience in eating shit so I guess you know how it tastes
speaking of what you're guys are saying
y'all remember joey world tour
?
Wind with all due respect fuck off lol
This convo is getting weird, @little depot do you mind if we switch topics?
💜
yeah
🤝
ok now about drinking piss
Gotta go back to work 
I can't talk right now
I'm making PISS
so do you drink pee too?
p!piss
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Bear Grylls?
Neat.
I love this meme
IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE THE SIRENS, WHATTTT

if it did it would be a felony
i posted the command and you retards went and linked a youtube short
But the sirens are the only reason I wanna steal a cop car..
no appreciation for a hustler
To be honest I was about to reply to you but Taco also bumped in
"retards"
and its just taco
too late
time give other drives anxiety by following them 
be a retard
THIS IS ALL TACO'S FAULT
might get bricks thrown at you
i eat bricks
chat I love discord
talk to someone once and now they're trauma dumping in my dms
Wait huh?
honestly quite incredible
this why dont keep open dm's
Hit 'em with the "didn't ask :3"
I opened em up a while back
The :3 is VERY important
worst mistake ever
spam azu with goatse
Im too kind to do that
...
I'm not..
well the red roles did say whatever goes on in dms is fair game
as in ?
unmoderatable
damn
Yup
warframe
my grand plan foiled
People talk to you in DMs?
that's a frame
of war
You dont?
why tf do you even have discord
..that's fucked up
Oh
BWAHAHA
Bro you didn't reply to me the last time, why did you change your mind now
That's wild, holy shit
you pinged me and nothing else
You
making some motherfucking smażone ziemniaki z kiełbasą i cebulą
God damn lurker
Watch this~
@opal star!!!
@sour rivet
birb did you see the new pv
Hey don't bother my friend
...
the fridge protecting the snack per usual
🚬
Oh, so that's how it is

He already is in the forest
the other one
are those pickles?
yes, pickles are good
but i dont have pickles 
gotta fix this issue tmrw
i will marinade you in pickel juice and nyquil
Harvey Specter and his expressions are gold..
DONNNNNNNNA
i will marinade you in the ashtray bottom water and used ground coffee

place and time?
dont threaten me with a good time
11:37:32 7.11.2025 your place
Oh you don't know how Donna I am~
need
cant do
have a train to catch at that time
@cunning reef
man i love fentanyl
man i love femtanyl
god I love femtanyl
We had a pillow with this come in
Different design tho
FACTS
literally me
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So true, twin..
foreign affair talks
That's definitely a fed
hiii tanaka
did they mate you?
i meant like check mate
they flashbanged me
awu goes hard
AWU?
Two different types of NVGs in the same lighting (+cats)
I'm makin that a nickname
doc did this to me eyes
Nah, son. We throw these fuckers at gel.
Watch and notebook?
Expensive ass watch
Can't blame people for buying them tho
:D yeey
I should buy another gun
First calculator watch. I have 3 of the damn things.
maybe camus was right
Buy a shotgun :3
I got me a gshock
Theres sometjing in the wayy
Get one of these.
Sick as hell
Ah shit uh... GET AN M16
Maybe
Garmin. Join me and Maru.
One of the collectors guns I had, mostly for decoration
Never lookdd too deep but dont think id be as interested
And no, I'm not a drug lord
unfortunate
Maybe I'll get another .22
That one right there will set you back a house or two.
Here's the gun I was looking for
Rarely shot it
Probably only shot it once and then left it somewhere in one of my gun safes
That looks like a gun you'd see in John Wick
But from what I remember it shoots pretty good
1980 once fired mint condition hk93a2.
@green granite
what a weird and unexplainable coinsidence
Is it HK time?
The 53 and my 21E are probably my favorites.
Love taking them out.
Me when crop was 90% but its Winter 
accidentally :3
need
Dirty Sigger
Beretta family is also great.
civilization!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the fuck 
damn it @copper vapor

more like woke knight amirite
Your collecting quotes like their Pokémon 
the geys and agenders always die
so its anti woke
i have heard some awoos from the forest. i have seen their ravenous eyes
have you died of starvation yet?
literally just started
getting close though
Which is why I asked 
shitty ass spawn with zero berry bushes anywhere close
azu I need a job 
come work for me
Ok 
is this the shenzhen sweatshop position or something else
Never 
wahhh

realism is mind bogling
There are no sweatshops in sz
rents fucking higher than los angeles
They're all automated now u rite
its all fucking tech firms
outsourced to vietnam and turkiye
the cycle continues
Wait to Turkey?
aye
I only knew about the philippines and vietnam 
if you wanna see whos doing the manufacturing just check how much their co2 emmision per capita is growing
Still using an old Sordin
I just spent 200 getting a new plate carrier I cant spend more rn
My country 
foxconn is in a suburb outside hanoi tho
youre from brazil?
He doesn't know 
ARGENTINA 
Guys that manufactured the iphone for Apple.
What plate carrier is it?
known for uh, exploiting chinese mainlanders for their labor (they're taiwanese) 
Just a standard issue
Man I sure love the taiwanese flag (gets beat up for flying it in taiwan)
Im getting soft armor, plate and quick release kit once I got money
did you lose yours? 
Did you have to buy a new cover too mehreen?
Idk what does that mean
Speak normal english
A new hat 
My friend made IKEA Chicom
And I was gonna get one from him
Same rig that I had in Syria btw
Me when I walk into the "Chinese cultural center" and they're flying the Republican flag
@static axle
so like, do you wear those to scare children on halloween?
Wear maid dress to scare masculine men
Wear maid dress and deer skull to scare everyone
Idk man
Not scaring "everyone"
You scare most people
But furry fandom?
You should be the one who is scared
necrophiliac furry fandom
truly the boners of our time
They scare me
Mangos
I put them up on my wall.
how much do they actually weigh?
Samekosaba, Gawr Gura and Senzawa walk into a bar
Called offtopic for a reason 
time to make a wendigo costume 
Yes offtopic is not anime girls and animals only 😭
Im surprised he didnt get beaned yesterday but its what it is
Yes it is I 
Not you
There are much worse places here
What the fuck are you talking about? Aren't you the dude who asked about zoophilia.
You are Mr Erectile Dysfunction

Yes something new
Can't get your hull c deployed
you don't gotta say that man
Hell yeah
I have never wished your PC stopped working as long as possible than right now
Im functioning very well
go fuck yourself you cockroach infested shitstain
It being sped up just looks Hella silly 

Joe mama
It also doesn't fully deploy so it looks even goofier
You need a license for that?
Like 30-50 lbs for the elk and 10+ lbs for the deer.
(please mods dont strike me down)
Must be british
Bri ish
Dont threaten me with good time
Britain has femboys?
no youre thinking of poland
They're called twinks in the yook
Oh I was thinking Lithuania but that works too
legally distinct femboy
There are few femboys here
Cleaned quick AF.
Why are yall talking about twinks and femboys so much 
nerf astartes wtf is this bullshit
idk i was using a gif i got
goofy fucking dice
XD
Peak content
y'know im surprised this doesnt bother me
triple the corpse starch budget, buff astartes, legalize cyclonic torpedoes
soon i shall conquer this world
You've probably seen a bunch of butchering vids, quartering steaks and whatnot.
i will burn down forests and make several species go instinct
You will perish
i have not actually
most recent butchering stuff i've seen is what you sometimes send
I saw that cgi video where a sister of battle somehow out-melees a skorpekh and I got so mad 🤯
its one thing to watch someone cut up meat already off a animal
and then boil to remove the rest of the meat?
Damn took me awhile to fucking find the picture
Well, they're animals. So, yeah. You're likely not to be as squeamish 
Should spoiler.
Damn
but i like animals 
although the knife going around the eye made me go "ack"
Yep, as well as some blasting for the harder to clean stuff.
damn youre good
If they were alive they wont like u back
You should see how we take out tuna eyes.
thats
bro what how
i could see maybe astartes doing that, but some human schmuck?
yeah sure
that is impressive
seriously XD
you like cats and dogs and other pets, you dont really like deer's etc. sure you might find them cute, but deep down you see them as food, a meat product, And thats why it doesnt bother you so much, also the lack of blood is a big role in this
Decades of experience, son. I can do it much faster.
do you squeeze it out
Punch, grab, yank.
ok but what if i see cats and dogs as food too
i have been meaning to learn this skill, and butchering, but i havent
i always had to get someone to do it
Than you become Chinese

imma not say anything nihao
I had this sticker where someone tied up a rat like a human as in tying up its hand up and legs down and cut off its pp only

It was alive
Damn I should get back to hunting hogs
You just have to get your hands dirty. You'll probably fuck up a lot especially when gutting, but that's all in the learning process.
ah yes, necron thats deadass able to kill astartes
unless busted dice
dies to war nun
i mean yeah astartes can kill them, but thats because theyre fucking busted

It's not entirely possible
thats the point
"dies"
Found Azu
Typically i don't post the super bloody pics, but when i do it's to show off damage and such.
dies as in, the body
Guys will i get banned if i send this video 😭
Very distinctive feature
the body is dead ofc
im not white
Yes.
body has been dead™
but also astartes are just funny
The bodies have been dead btw
Only exceptions are trophy shots and pictures of game. And they must be spoilered.
inb4 azu asian "white"
blood just slippery and shit when butcheirng, best to drain in peace if possible
Why yall send skinning animals and no ban but me ban
what you described is mutalition
anyways, people always neglect the durability of baseline humans in 40k, ok sure they die easy, but they are still quite durable
Because we're cooler (idk)
Yep, most of the time the blood will have already drained when you recover the animal.
What is that
It's different when you're literally torturing an animal. LMAO.
skinning animals is different from cutting pp off a rat 😲 who would have guessed
Skinning != what is just objectively just torture.

look at this silly man playing the inferior blocky game
That's why
if this block game didnt exist then vintage wouldnt
But...there already dead? In most cases they've been dead since a day or more
Bro its the same just cutting animals
But one alive and one is not
Visually its the same
dude
The dude specified it was alive.
no its not
But morally not
It's not visually or morally the same.
if its alive it writhes in pain
You are White
You are the Danger
dont worry bbgirl
someone is complaining about being banned over some stupid shit
Did he? I wasn't paying much attention
Yes it writhed in pain
I used to be light skin asian but i live in the south so im tanned
oh ?
Yeah.
but prime just sends video of him skinning a DEAD deer
That's enough for me
just scroll like 5 seconds
which is actively not morally wrong, since it isnt suffering
cinder is wondering why no ban for anurism and prime for skinning video when he wants to post a video about cutting pp off a rat or something idk
My video has no blood
Good meat too

(besides boar)
Just small pp cut off and rat and is tied up
doesnt matter tbh
ah yes, rat tied up = dead to you?
who cares, its still fucked
its alive
thats fucked

you're not posting a skinning you're just posting- once again, a mutilation
hunting and torturing an animal is NOT the same thing
Its surely dead now
exactly, good job bibr
bib
AFTER YOU TORTURED IT
ac
YOU FUCKING MONGALOID
Oh now I get what's happening

It didnt lol 😂
anyway kill the fucking animal before skinning it you degenerate
Its a vid i found 🙂
ok, so a tied up rat, being castrated is ok?
alright pal
youre fucking weird
No u
dont let yasu witness this convo
youre the neighbor kid you dont want to play with as a kid
@quiet abyss
Yes im both
what the fuck is he talking about 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
youre a kid?
by far the worse Lord of cinder i've met
what does that mean
and i've SEEN aldritch
it means we can REPORT him!
if youre a kid, why you even here, and if youre just weird, yeah i know
you proved youre weird
@static axle Final product, you can also add patterns and colors onto them.
Yall are not fun
you are a fucking moron
how is this fun
no we are sane
is this like some kind of moronic "ragebait" type shit
Nah go ahead and post what you want
shit so wack that even i made a speech bubble
these gray names keeps doing
you absolute huckleberry chuckle fuck moron

Here's this
darkening the cracklines could look dope 
Not as cool as what prime made but yeah
thats fucking sick
damn wtf
krieger regiment headass
Ye sending anime girls and anime all day
can you get a larger skull and have the filter in the mouth "section"
CAT SPOTTED
??
who even asked you
now go make wendigo folk tales 
there is like only 1-2 people thats doing that
go to the fucking #🎪bruh-fart if you are that thirsty
some how we found someone whos math is worse than doges
oh shit i forgot my woman post quota that totally exists
cause this shit aint adding up
Good idea
Probably, never tried that.
you smell
no
yuh huh
thats the other dude youre smellin
Fucking nice dude.
well thats fair
he does radiate stench
nurgles chosen
over here
turns out this modpack does NOT have timber
That's a whole different type of stench
you know what that means
FISH
floating leaves without branches
cutting living rat's pp off= skinning an shot, quick death animal to harvest hide and stuff
to
catgirls and shit = cutting living rat's pp off
???????

tf did i just read
and i just had to be awake to witness this shit
Elden lord effect on people
Elden lords dont do this
I should throw bricks at you
nah thats a you problem bud
even elden lords dont go that far
yeah like little "highlights" even
Well im having fun before burning down the world
STOP ELDEN LORD PP CUTTING CRIMES AGAINST RATS
BRING BACK GODFREY
wheres the tarnished one when you need him
Some stuff I do in the mean time (no I'm not part of a cult)
thats what a cult member would say 
Nuh uh
holy shit this giant flying ship is a pillager ship
yuh uh
I'm in no cult but if you ask youyou i'm in a pyramid scheme
Maybe
It has been my observation that people who give themselves titles like general, lord, captain, admiral, king etc. often are cringe or POS's or both
me and anurism pointing at each other at the monthly cult meating
and yes meating cause we butcher animals

When two cult members meet but they aren't from the same cult
(be cool play into the typo
)
I earned it
Like fuck you did 
I'll be meating you tomorrow at the weekly cult cook out
Like I said, cringe
i wanna add pistols to them and then say its bloods vs crips
Yes i did
How
fuck it imma do it
Basically every conflict in Europe
tfw a fucking skillet deals more damage then a diamond sword
Finished elden ring 😶🌫️
that's not an achievement btw
Dont underestimate heavy cast iron
Well no shit its a game
is this one
@static axle Caught this guy on the cam in the summer, still tracking him.
Uh...I guess if you're employed?
Nice
Then there's no reason why you're a lord
Thats a pretty good joke
I pirated it so couldnt do it
i mean its one of the easier soulsborne 100%s
Birb could never
Birb forever jobless confirmed
Birb works for Sam

@marsh cargo how do you feel about the infantry lasguns
master mspaint user right here
i kinda think theyre neat
Did you name him?
Reedus.
Good one
I am lgeneral, lord, captain, admiral, king azu
pleased to meet you
big meffer right there
hi assoo
hi bate
have a car assoo
Hi awoo
can i be lord of shitterton
hi cupper
Probably
brilliant
lord of shitterton(still cheese)
you bet im changing my name to that
Goated name ngl
I am baptized as a new man
need
Son of Odin of Goon?
Son of Goondin
guardsman loadout time

im working on getting them maxxed
"transcendant" and "exalted" weapons
where is 2004 Mercedez CLS?
Brdm (I think)
the fuck is this
Speak respectfully peasant
Like 2.3?
broken 
It actually could be
Checks out 
sounds like a daemon is hiding in those weapons 
does he die at the end of the game
the guy
step aside everyone, master engineer coming through
small shithead
THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN
there was also guy named Flappy Turd
Isn't there that one bug that asks the wasp for a kiss?
didn't know bugs could have interspecies relationships
wrong game
you mean jane hollow knight
Now that I think about it, I could probably start a cult
azu of miku does john hollow knight die
No
Cool staff, now go to a cave and learn necromancy
I'll stick to my potion making
2.3???
now honestly thats a cool
ffs bannerlord keeps crashing on me
is that the minecraft knoc-
modpack
bro oh my god i dont carrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
post a fucking block of stone
please
o no
i got the fucking expert mode golem drop
what if i were to bet my life and college savings on black
you can't tell me what to do 
since when did prominence 2 have guns













