╟❓general-offtopic

[timber oxide]

Then you gain access to exotic car deliveries, which also don't pay a lot but are fast

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

And the big cash

[onyx vigil]

so at least if it would work fine then maybe 10 gigs is possible

[timber oxide]

Smol heists

[onyx vigil]

or maybe 8 gigs

[timber oxide]

Fully doable solo, pay well

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

For car tunes, you have to pay 50k but get paid 80k so it's a 30k profit

Exotic cars pay 20k per car

The most profitable heist is iirc 300k

[rocky turtle]

how much is 7 zettabytes?

[onyx vigil]

look I am just a bit disappointed that there isn’t more storage for the mod limit on Xbox since it’s really small for the size of the mods for Bethesda’s games and I would rather have the mod take space on my console instead of a artificial limit, however we don’t live in a perfect world and I have to live with it

tough I do wonder if it’s possible to convert Skyrim saves from series x to pc

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Yeah, union depository contract pays 375k

[raven swan]

We got a day off to tomorrow
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[sour rivet]

no

[onyx vigil]

Well shit

[oblique belfry]

then im buying membaship

for 50k

yes ?

[raven swan]

[proven tundra]

Playing EU5?

[timber oxide]

It's a one time fee

[sour rivet]

just be happy you actually have some to work with on xbox

[oblique belfry]

sure

[sour rivet]

you mfs dont even get SKSE

[onyx vigil]

Well I can only hope in an update the increase the mod limit that’s all I am going to say sorry for being an annoying dick and I wish you all the best

[sour rivet]

just move to pc skyrim

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Buy Skyrim for Nintendo Switch 2

[onyx vigil]

Look I am clearly in the more wrong here so again sorry for being a dick and obnoxious cunt but please don’t respond with hostility alright I got the game on pc or at least game pass which maybe works with mod organizer I don’t know, anyways I don’t want to argue with you since I am clearly in the wrong here

[sour rivet]

steam deck

[sour rivet]

im not even responding with hostility

[timber oxide]

Steam deck is just a portable pc

[real aspen]

you could just

uhm

the other way

[static axle]

steam deck is just steam scam to sell more linux

[onyx vigil]

Oh well sorry for acting like a moron then for not seeing the obvious just thought the just be happy comment was a bit hostile

[timber oxide]

Which you don't have to use btw

[sour rivet]

just stop replying man you dont have to keep going

[onyx vigil]

I am not pirating Skyrim

[onyx vigil]

Ok

[real aspen]

your loss

[static axle]

truee. im just playing tarkov wrong according to elitists

[onyx vigil]

and even if I did then it means I have 2 Skyrim games on my pc

[fluid trout]

Need me a horse buddy to sleep beside while camping in a meadow man

[timber oxide]

Just saying since steam deck is technically a smol pc, you're free to install a different os on it, it just may not be the best idea

[onyx vigil]

[static axle]

windows on it will kill it

[fluid trout]

Dawg y'know what I mean

[onyx vigil]

No

[sour rivet]

@timber oxide @oblique belfry do this for a funny prize

[timber oxide]

It does actually work with windows

[fluid trout]

Is it illegal to buy a steam account? Buddy got whipped by his partner hard and wants to spend less time gaming for some reason

[timber oxide]

Do it first I'm scared

[sour rivet]

we'll do it together

[fluid trout]

I know helicopter parents can be hard to deal with, but damn

[uneven sapphire]

Life is good chat

[real aspen]

i have 3 different installs of KSP with different mods

[timber oxide]

Die

[real aspen]

not a strange thing with highly moddable games

[uneven sapphire]

I got paid for doing fuck all and now I’m eating gyros

[sour rivet]

repo my loot

[timber oxide]

Explode

[uneven sapphire]

[timber oxide]

🪄

[uneven sapphire]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-elden-ring-frenzy-gif-9539608694136891172

[real aspen]

how about i repo your ass

[timber oxide]

Finally the explode spell worked

[sour rivet]

explode sab

[timber oxide]

No that's not how it works

Observe

Sab

Explode

🪄

[real aspen]

Explode yourself

[sour rivet]

COUNTERSPELL!?

[timber oxide]

Hmm

Maybe the spell explodes a random person

[sour rivet]

10 seconds on the clock what will pyr do next

[timber oxide]

I wonder who did it explode this time

[real aspen]

i hope it was doge

[timber oxide]

Me too

[sour rivet]

hey guys there was a boom in my forest have y'all seen my wife

[timber oxide]

You don't have a wife

[sour rivet]

about 12ft tall

[oblique belfry]

?

[sour rivet]

do it for a funny prize

[timber oxide]

So it wasn't Doge

Has anyone seen Sam?

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Oh

[sour rivet]

the sam in question:

[timber oxide]

It's Rat

Let's carry on then

Nothing of value was exploded

(it's a joke rat don't be mad)

[sour rivet]

(hes gonna ground us bro)

[real aspen]

@sour rivet do you know any fantasy novels

[sour rivet]

nay

[real aspen]

killing myself

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

A guide to economics

[real aspen]

That vile scripture enrages me and fills me with undescribable dread

[timber oxide]

In an alternate universe
Twitter is sane and logical

[glad parrot]

Pffff

[static axle]

interesting

[proven tundra]

(I'm dead I can't do anything)

[fluid trout]

Schaums Outline of Fluid Mechanics, 4th Ed.

[timber oxide]

Shit is stronger than Doge's pc, what did you expect

[timber oxide]

Rat
Rise
🪄

[real aspen]

now we're talking

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

damn

wrong ping

killing myself

[timber oxide]

[real aspen]

im going to read that

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1274247076804300851/1000007492.gif

[real aspen]

just about 200 it seems

[fluid trout]

Eh, it's just essentially a reviewer

[latent hazel]

[real aspen]

yeah

seems like i already know most of it

just not the formulas

because formulas are for nerds

[onyx vigil]

Tf is that

[obsidian sun]

here we go

[onyx vigil]

Welp anyways time to buy 2 4tb external ssd for 550 bucks

on Amazon

[glad parrot]

The guys on the right have some pretty cool looking armor

[sour rivet]

KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER

[onyx vigil]

[real aspen]

AND THE MOTHER TOO

[onyx vigil]

[glad parrot]

THE FUCKER TOO!!

[onyx vigil]

What did somebody shoot someone?

[obsidian sun]

ok this dude deals waay too much dmg wtf

[onyx vigil]

Your mum

[obsidian sun]

almost

ok
doomed run but we got my boy

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-running-horse-running-horse-running-to-camera-facing-camera-gif-7960399346183693615

[obsidian sun]

[glad parrot]

DAMN

That's hella badass, holy shit

[obsidian sun]

yea the 3d models in this game are so fucking good

[subtle sage]

Reynauld my beloved

[obsidian sun]

the only downside is modding them will be hard
since the dd1 models were just 2d

[subtle sage]

I still can't get back into DD2 cuz my progress is so slow

[real aspen]

damn

[subtle sage]

DD1 mods are so goated

[real aspen]

apparently new battery tech just popped up

[obsidian sun]

if you ignore the 100000 porn mods

[real aspen]

well, not popped up, just got feasible for mass use

[sour rivet]

finally

the homosexuals are reunited

[obsidian sun]

what

[hexed kernel]

gey meta

[sour rivet]

bro doesnt know the fanbase lore

[subtle sage]

My favorite

[obsidian sun]

2 words enough to kill a man

i rather not know

[sour rivet]

they are always drawn together

[obsidian sun]

uh huh

[timber oxide]

Good, fanbase lore is trash anyways

[subtle sage]

DISMAS LET'S FUCK

[timber oxide]

Do not let fans create anything, ever

[real aspen]

i agree

[obsidian sun]

bro i got thin inside an inn 😭

[timber oxide]

Easy way to ruin stuff

[obsidian sun]

fuck this game

[obsidian sun]

truest thing pearson said

[real aspen]

communities and fan bases are oft best left ignored

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-25783770

[hexed kernel]

i don't want to ignore fan bases

i want to make them worse

[sour rivet]

alternative universe where no fans made anything

life sucks

games suck

fuck you

die

[obsidian sun]

fanbase lores usually boils down to 1 word: flanderization

[real aspen]

explode

[timber oxide]

Life good
Games good
No fuck
Live

[obsidian sun]

live laugh love

[glad parrot]

That would mean Gamma wouldn't exist

[sour rivet]

pyrson

[glad parrot]

Which's a good thing :3

[obsidian sun]

the good ending

[sour rivet]

if fans didnt make anything

then that means no r34

[real aspen]

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/man-free-man-freedom-free-chain-gif-2032133702890087634

[fluid trout]

I forgot this man is living in a room he got from Grandpapa Nurgle himself

[timber oxide]

That's a good trade-off

[glad parrot]

I fucking hate this place RAAAAAGHHH

[obsidian sun]

these infernal skins are kinda cool

the weapons light up when they use them

[timber oxide]

I fucking hate nissan skyline r34

[fluid trout]

If there's no r34 it means I don't exist

[real aspen]

[obsidian sun]

lemme double check

[sour rivet]

pyrson whats your favorite game

[obsidian sun]

yea

[timber oxide]

That's the funny thing

[obsidian sun]

can y'all pick one ?
mine changes everyday

[timber oxide]

It's real

[sour rivet]

its a small selection

but i got my top dog

[timber oxide]

If someone tells you to search Skyline R34 chances are they don't mean the porn

[obsidian sun]

i can't pick

[sour rivet]

anyway rpg game devs are fans of rpgs

no more of that

[real aspen]

my favorite game is whatever im playing at the moment

[glad parrot]

It's not Barotrauma, is it?

[sour rivet]

no

[real aspen]

also

[glad parrot]

Good

[timber oxide]

Hard to tell

[real aspen]

why does youtube keep recommending me jed herne

i've clicked 'dont recommend' multiple times

[obsidian sun]

i can easily pick fav song or fruit but i can't pick a game

[real aspen]

ugh

[obsidian sun]

p!who

[muted gyro]

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[sour rivet]

you are not part of the lore to know my favorite game

[obsidian sun]

that's rude

[glad parrot]

I don't wanna know either so

:3

[sour rivet]

its true tho

you are part of the lore youoyu

[hexed kernel]

is that fucking daggerfall

[real aspen]

this nerd

[slim magnet]

ye

[sour rivet]

take a picture of a vampir pls

[real aspen]

his videos are just poorly concealed ads for his books/forums/courses

worthless

[glad parrot]

Have you tried "Ignore this channel"?

[real aspen]

yes

[obsidian sun]

ofc

[real aspen]

multiple times

[glad parrot]

Huh..

[slim magnet]

replaying it for the first time in eons

[glad parrot]

Your Youtube's fucked then

[slim magnet]

first time on the unity port too

[obsidian sun]

the "i wrote/made 1 book/game and now i'll act like i have 5 billion years of experience" types

[real aspen]

yeah

[hexed kernel]

99% of "writing advice" vids are just "don't write bad!!!!!!!!! write good instead!!!!!"

[real aspen]

he does have a few good vids there and here but most are just nothing burgers and passing off commonly known stuff as grand revelations

[glad parrot]

Content slop

[hexed kernel]

finish the owl

[fluid trout]

This made me remember the Blizzard rat

[green granite]

them

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry putting this skin on and pretending im the enemy from the watch dogs digital trip "alone"

[real aspen]

anytime i search for or watch some story analysis vids i get his stuff recommended

even if i dont mention fantasy in search

[glad parrot]

The algorithm really wants you to watch his mediocre content..

[real aspen]

also i detest how he seems to make "fantasy writer" his whole thing

it's retarded

[obsidian sun]

shallow content is easy to consume
that's why it gets watched / recommended

[real aspen]

and i say that as someone who's pretty much exclusively into fantasy stuff

[glad parrot]

I mean hey, it works

Website's pushing his videos

[fluid trout]

It's for folks who just wanna hear a person talking while doing tasks

[real aspen]

i cast extremely confusing and nonsensical hearing disability unto those people

[static axle]

[hexed kernel]

the fact that people participate and submit to the awful way of content pushing doesn't make it any better

[oblique belfry]

[glad parrot]

So true.. it's surprising how many people fall for it but that's just boredom and recommendations for you

[sour rivet]

that minigame had people with camera heads too...

[fluid trout]

Even if we discount the amount of viewers, so many folks interact with em that YT think it's some highly engaging stuff

[glad parrot]

It's like "Wow, a lot of people watch and comment on this video, it must be good!"

The viewers and comments:

"Wtf is this shit video, you suck"

[timber oxide]

Your favorite game is obviously Space Cadet 3D Pinball

[glad parrot]

Horse

[hexed kernel]

rigged

[subtle sage]

Check them for doping

[real aspen]

and then you get some clueless fans defending it

also not directly related but alec steele

that blacksmith guy

[glad parrot]

Hehe

Blacksmith called Steele

That's funny :3

[real aspen]

whose videos are 50% talking, 30% dog, 10% weird montages, and 10% blacksmithing

[rocky turtle]

frens

[glad parrot]

The 30% dog's actually the selling point

[real aspen]

eh

maybe to some

i dont like dogs

[glad parrot]

No l

WHAAAAT?

[real aspen]

even if i did, if i click on blacksmithing video, i expect blacksmithing

[static axle]

can i pet that dooog

[rocky turtle]

yes u can

[static axle]

lets focking go

[fluid trout]

Get me in the game coach, I'm ready

[real aspen]

to be more precise, i dont like pet breeds

work dogs are cool

but ones that just twirl and jump or laze around the place are far too childlike

and i dont like children

[timber oxide]

Ok mr edgelord

[real aspen]

ok py-sama 🧎‍♂️

i shall shut up and resume writing my dramatic monologues

[timber oxide]

You will now love one random pet dog breed

[fluid trout]

Literally the meme

[glad parrot]

Ohhh okay, that makes sense! I gotcha

[real aspen]

im both of those at once and i fucking hate it

i know being so hateful is bad

[fluid trout]

Wooo now you like shitzus

[real aspen]

but i cant go without it

[timber oxide]

It is decided
@real aspen

[real aspen]

what the fuck is a shitzus

no im not googling it

[glad parrot]

How's it a bad thing? Be a professional hater~ :3

[fluid trout]

Forgot the h, it's shih tzu

Those puntable dogs

[real aspen]

oh those goofy things

they're fine

not my favorite by any means but they're fine

more mature ones look like old men

[sour rivet]

i had a shih tzu

la goober

[real aspen]

did you eat it

[fluid trout]

Too bad 70% of the time the dog owner of this type breed only bought it cause it's cute and now it's an active danger to small children in public settings

[real aspen]

sorry that was a reflex

[glad parrot]

What's your favorite then?

[sour rivet]

yes discord let me message someone who is asleep if they wanna play

[glad parrot]

Anatolian shepherd dog?

[fluid trout]

Can you hit it multiple times

[sick trail]

Nerd

[sick trail]

SAM WAKE UP PLAY NOW

[sour rivet]

NOOOO

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mayburi-arc-raiders-hop-on-arc-raiders-hop-on-gif-13491713609967549827

[fluid trout]

Imagine waking up to 30+ "Want to play?" messages

[real aspen]

anything big, fluffy and relatively serious

[green granite]

@timber oxide snow area

[fluid trout]

Maybe a decently trained chow chow?

[hexed kernel]

where snow

[real aspen]

mayhaps

[glad parrot]

Definitely not a husky then, they WHINE

[real aspen]

huskies are weird

[glad parrot]

They're fluffy as fuck tho

Buuut they've got a temper

And they're sassy

Still pretty tho :3

[heavy junco]

I like the AUWWWAWAWAWAAA sound they make

Complainers

[glad parrot]

Literally YAPPERS

[green granite]

in Sweden

[real aspen]

fluffy terriers are cool too

[real aspen]

meow

:3

[glad parrot]

:3

[real aspen]

i'd have a small leopard or something like that if i could

https://tenor.com/view/snow-leopard-cute-tired-shy-lazy-gif-13653674190888159528

murder kitties

my enemies would tremble

[fluid trout]

I think leaving me in a room with a husky will lead to me shaking it like a newborn baby

[glad parrot]

It's so unfair

Why the FUCK are they so cute?

[real aspen]

that's their greatest weapon

and, well, razor claws

[glad parrot]

Literally cuddle material and you can't even pet them because they'll murder you

Like WHY

FUCK YOU NATURE

[real aspen]

we must abandon this feeble flesh

evolve into forms of steel

[fluid trout]

If I was immortal I would slowly and surely domesticate a species of big cat while retaining most of its current characteristics

[glad parrot]

Amen to that..

[heavy junco]

So true

[real aspen]

if i was (checks notes) type-3-b immortal i'd definitely take a few in

thing is

even if tamed, they can easily hurt you

even if they dont mean to hurt you

[fluid trout]

Don't matter, I'm simply built different

[olive coral]

From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

[real aspen]

"how did you get those scars, Chrono?"
"my cat"

[glad parrot]

Wait a second

If we're made of steel

Would we be

Clankers?

[olive coral]

[fluid trout]

Yep

[olive coral]

Its my word now

Clanka

[real aspen]

the inside is what matters

[glad parrot]

HEY

[real aspen]

[glad parrot]

I WAS READING THAT

[fluid trout]

Whoops wrong image

[real aspen]

car

[fluid trout]

Here ya go then

[glad parrot]

Pff

That's so silly

[real aspen]

how much would 500kg of high purity copper cost

if clanker is to be trusted

[fluid trout]

Damn didn't know copper trading was this down bad

[glad parrot]

What..

COPPER'S WORTH NOTHING?

It's so over, Vintage bros..

[olive coral]

Is it at least high quality

[hexed kernel]

ea-nasir is rolling in his grave rn

[fluid trout]

Gonna have to tell my secret cadre of homeless people to hand in their shovels, there's no miles of copper hiding in major highways

[heavy junco]

The copper to crack exchange is in shambles

[green granite]

I LOVE MY RACIST SHOTGUN

[real aspen]

currently it's about 5usd/lb so like... 2.3usd/kg?

is my math mathing

im bad at math

[oblique belfry]

we love spas in this household

[real aspen]

anyway that's for raw stock, i image wire would be priced higher

@fluid trout youtube fucking knows

just showed up in recs

after you send me that thing

[fluid trout]

Gotta brush up on your Laplace transform I guess

[real aspen]

nah that shit is for nerds

i'll figure out quantum mechanics by trial and error like a true scientist

im gonna cut myself on these

[timber oxide]

I love the fact that the game just allowed me to put a rocket launcher on my companion. Now I don't need to do shit

[glad parrot]

Make your companions carry stuff for you :3

[real aspen]

guh

fuck

shit

fucking hell

the time has come

to seek the ultimate answer

[timber oxide]

No

[real aspen]

you're right

[timber oxide]

No

[real aspen]

i should postpone it further

[timber oxide]

Yes

[real aspen]

whew

crisis averted

thanks pyr

[timber oxide]

No problem

[green granite]

500 40mm HE in my pocket:

[proven tundra]

Watching how many crashes and bugs people are seeing makes me happy I didn't get EU5 yet

[timber oxide]

Why would I use those when my companion does the same for free

[real aspen]

p;'

uhm

sorry about that

dropped my stick on the keyboard

[proven tundra]

Is stick Georgian for penis?

[real aspen]

no it's the stick i twirl and swing around when thinking

helps me think

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

kinda like gesturing and expressive posing, all concentrated into that stick

[timber oxide]

dfghjkl;

Sorry I dropped my massive cock on my keyboard

[real aspen]

damn

lengthwise?

[proven tundra]

Is massive cock polish for stick?

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/eDp8X0B7-Zo?si=LqGprN3I0mNBANP5

[timber oxide]

Yes

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

I keep it around to remind myself about our nation's massive poverty

[real aspen]

relatable

i should invest into prettier stick actually

so i can carry it around without looking goofy

[timber oxide]

Nah man we too poor for that shi

[real aspen]

i actually use it for a lot, it's like an extension of your arm once you spend enough time with it

slightly hooked on one end so i can pick stuff up

[hexed kernel]

where are the pyramids

[real aspen]

sorry i broke them

swung my stick a bit too hard

[proven tundra]

EU5

[arctic flicker]

gotta build em, go contract some aliens to do it

[proven tundra]

Pyramids didn't exist yet in 1337

Psy op by the British museum

[hexed kernel]

😭

[green granite]

well

your companion is like

shoot once
run away
die

[timber oxide]

No

It just stands in place

And shoots

[hexed kernel]

s*x???????????????????

[timber oxide]

And it has way more hp than I do

[real aspen]

segs

[green granite]

STRIDSVAGN

[timber oxide]

It stood in place, shooting rockets at bots, while being shot at by like 6 hunters and 10 runners and by the time all the bots were dead it only lost 44hp

Meanwhile if the game hates me and I get hit by a full salvo from even a runner I need to hide and heal

[hexed kernel]

waow that's where i live

crazy

that's my house on the left

[arctic flicker]

back

[timber oxide]

[proven tundra]

Baby hot back

Got*

[timber oxide]

[turbid shuttle]

Microsoft is going after MCO for allowing free speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHxekIRsEpw&t=8s

[pliant meteor]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1985595263734763550/

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FxTwitter · Nov 4, 2025, 6:29 AM

[turbid shuttle]

Not even an interpretation, they literally said the reason was them allowing free speech.

[proven tundra]

What's MCO

[turbid shuttle]

Minecraft Online

Oldest minecraft server ever

[proven tundra]

[turbid shuttle]

Thing is, nothing on it is illegal or against any ToS

Microsoft just doesnt like people to voice oppinions

[proven tundra]

What kind of opinions

[rocky turtle]

which ending im doing boyz

[turbid shuttle]

Free speech is "harmful to their brand"

[turbid shuttle]

Didn't say. All they said was voicing oppinions and free speech is harmful.

Microshit

[proven tundra]

X

[turbid shuttle]

Not like they think anyone actually like microsoft right?

[proven tundra]

I dislike Microsoft for things they've actually done

Not vague stuff

[turbid shuttle]

They ruined minecraft

I haven't liked any of the updates these past few years.

[proven tundra]

Minecraft is ruined? Shit

I guess I shouldn't have fun playing it anymore

[turbid shuttle]

They ruined it for me

Most recent one I've liked was 1.18

I main 1.12 modpacks

[proven tundra]

Shitty windows updates
Bloatware
Spyware installed without my consent

[real aspen]

That's mojang, not Microsoft

[proven tundra]

Are much higher on my list than Minecraft

[turbid shuttle]

Microsoft limiting mojangs creativity*

[real aspen]

Microsoft still has minimal involvement with mojang

[turbid shuttle]

Leaks or whatever have said microsoft has gotten more involved these last few years

Which shows

[proven tundra]

Honestly
Idc about Minecraft w/r to Microsoft

[turbid shuttle]

Yeah those too

[proven tundra]

It doesn't even move the needle lol

[turbid shuttle]

25H2 bricking ssds(fixed) and recovery environment broken(not fixed, i think) and randomly killing its own install.

Ivan first hand dealt with those last 2

But when it comes to minecraft I dont know if its lost of interest or minecraft just sucks now, because I used to be excited for new updates

I feel like its both, mainly the sucking part though.

[hexed kernel]

@proven tundra

[proven tundra]

I don't feel like anything that's been added has made the game worse just don't care for Minecraft anymore
I still have fun playing SMP with the offtopic gang

[proven tundra]

[turbid shuttle]

Anyway

[turbid shuttle]

I have fun playing with my friends every now and then, but it has to be HEAVILY modded

Vanilla minecraft is way to bland for me

I think our current modpack on 1.19 is like close to 500 mods

[thin bobcat]

I only dislike Microsoft for pushing the most untested and unstable shit to the main branch, that happens with all of their products, be it the .NET Runtime or Windows

Another big issue is their attempt of forcing Azure in every single of their fucking products

[proven tundra]

Shitty stuff like re-enabling stuff I've disabled

[thin bobcat]

It literally is the worst service I have ever had the displeasure of using

[proven tundra]

so annyoing

leave my computer alone

[thin bobcat]

Azure hosting is fucking unstable as hell

But they force it into every development product they own

[static axle]

@thin bobcat

[thin bobcat]

I am not even exaggerating, the Azure web portal, where you have to register for the Microsoft OAuth Integration, it took me 10 minutes to load the pages that I need to access to get the access keys

[obsidian sun]

what game is this

[noble basin]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-microsoft-space-force-john-malcovich-gif-8108491733214370090

[thin bobcat]

sup

And the worst part was that no one used it

I went through hell to implement Microsoft OAuth and it was literally not used once

Not a single individual used it

[turbid shuttle]

I love dual booting linux so if I dont want to deal with windows bullshit I dont have too

[real aspen]

I remember stumbling upon azure powershell, spending half a hour googling, and finding absolutely nothing about it

[turbid shuttle]

Generation Zero

Goated game

[hexed stag]

Linux is real

[thin bobcat]

Dual Booting is cool until Windows overwrites the GRUB Bootloader, then it starts to become a pain in the ass

Because then you need a flash stick to load the live env to recover GRUB

[turbid shuttle]

I havent had this issue yet

[hexed stag]

ig its safer to use a disposable HDD for installing Win11

[real aspen]

Linux is ass for not getting it's shit together and standardising the core stuff

[thin bobcat]

Just keep a USB Stick around with some Debian Distro that supports live env

Then you're on the safe side

[turbid shuttle]

I run Batocera

[rocky turtle]

finally finished mass effect 3

[static axle]

[thin bobcat]

That's another thing, you BIOS will quite literally get confused and remove your Linux efi config when you plug in and unplug a Windows Drive

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/2005Dojima/status/1985799212559224863

Judgement Kazzy 1988 (@2005Dojima)

https://t.co/F5g7SMudGc

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 4, 2025, 8:00 PM

[real aspen]

Id have already switched to Linux if there were a few (two or three) core distros, and then (as much as possible) universally compatible modules to expand the core

But it has to be all quirky and shit for no reason

[hexed stag]

So Win corrupts the mb too?

[rocky turtle]

back to rogue trader then

[thin bobcat]

Not necessarily, it's just your bios that gets confused with switching the efi loader constantly

If you plug in Windows and unplug Linux, it's possible that Linux won't load anymore without fixing if you switch it back around

[proven tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793933777804984320/1432311727415889981/warhammer_cats.mp4?ex=690b23be&is=6909d23e&hm=e164e9091f20b36788992ef84c7621bee055008d978313b565bc14a4e476792e&

[thin bobcat]

I don't know the issue by heart because I am just dual booting normally with a linux flash on hand

[sour rivet]

war

[rocky turtle]

next playthrough gonna be full on shizo renegade

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-what-the-flip-what-the-flip-gif-1686926213572154405

Im disgusted

[proven tundra]

WAGHHHHHH

[sour rivet]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[hexed kernel]

full moon today

awoo

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-sonic-sonic-adventure-sonic-adventure2-the-moon-gif-22530768

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/metallica-of-wolf-and-man-metallica-wolf-jason-newstead-the-black-album-gif-27126270

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1433683024439939104/RDT_20251031_0011588649827422517322796.gif

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

Whuh

[heavy junco]

First time dealing with free, open-source software?

[latent hazel]

Skier moves like Furio Giunta

https://tenor.com/view/1000-the-sopranos-furio-gif-20967713

"Give me one million roubles"

[upbeat verge]

do chinese people say type xi?

[sour rivet]

What

[wild vortex]

xi

[proven tundra]

Type eleven?

[wild vortex]

eleven

[upbeat verge]

eleven

[proven tundra]

I'm too brain dead to understand

[sour rivet]

sameg

[proven tundra]

67 67 fr fr gng

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/powerpuff-girls-hamster-gif-12944509259438973023

[proven tundra]

ts pmo fr

[heavy junco]

Also of course there's a billion linux distros
It takes 20 minutes to roll a brand new barebones distro that boots
What do you think all those cd players in cars and whatever run on

There basically are core distros though
Debian and derivatives, Arch and derivatives, RHEL and derivatives
That's basically what everyone uses to some extent

[real aspen]

I dare say most FOSS is good, especially standalone stuff that doesn't need to co-function with other applications.
But something like an operating system? I don't want any of that "customisability and freedom", I want a rock solid, standardized backbone upon which everything else can be easily built

[heavy junco]

You'd love Debian

[real aspen]

Mayhaps

I'm considering switching

Maybe next time I reinstall

[heavy junco]

Big proprietary won't tell you this but there are only 3 main linux distros
Ubuntu? Yep that's debian
Cachy? Yep that's arch
Fedora? yep that's rhel

[timber oxide]

I slowly begin to understand how the military lost to a bunch of silly robots

Because the amount of shots a fucking Prototype Tank walker ate before it got destroyed is like, half the ammo storage of a normal tank

But it still got destroyed by one monkey with a gun

So it means that the in-universe swedish military is just a bunch of losers

[real aspen]

I'm aware, I mostly blame the Linux "community" for overcomplicating it

[heavy junco]

You shouldn't listen to cretins with 43,000 posts on the arch forums

[green granite]

you need help lmao?

[timber oxide]

No

Why would I

[green granite]

say less

[real aspen]

Thank lord I closed that place after 2 minutes and never looked again

[timber oxide]

I'm doing fine I just need to restock on missiles

[green granite]

I do love civily own 400 rockets

[heavy junco]

The arch wiki is the best resource ever for linux stuff
The arch forums is the complete opposite

[timber oxide]

And since the ammo drops in this game are stupid

All I need to do is to just carry my missile launcher with me and I will get ammo

I honestly don't know who thought it's a good idea to make it work that way, especially since I know it didn't work like that before

[frank hearth]

[marsh cargo]

Linux

[timber oxide]

Also the whole point of what I said was to point out that a single monkey with a gun (or in this case - a rocket launcher) is outperforming the entire military

[marsh cargo]

Generation zero ?

[timber oxide]

Yes

[marsh cargo]

You know
What
Real

How da fuck do these slow as drones downed several jets

[pallid sapphire]

Thats really how it is

[marsh cargo]

How did sweaden lose with their funny triangle tonks

[pallid sapphire]

Why are russian bots in Sweden

Why has Sweden Bots themself

[green granite]

thing

[real aspen]

Triangle tonks, much to great dismay, aren't that great 😔

[heavy junco]

We havent used the cheese wedge for a good while

Nearly 30 years ago

[marsh cargo]

[pallid sapphire]

Now they use superior german tech

And made it better themselfs

[green granite]

nice

[static axle]

[heavy junco]

We use methed up leopard 2s now

[real aspen]

Tanks in general are kinda outdated, and triangle was a niche among niches.

Shame

[green granite]

watching this thing being bombarded

who knows the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy

[heavy junco]

Could be worse
Could be as outdated as attack helicopters...

[pallid sapphire]

I might replsy gen 0

After Mass Effect

[timber oxide]

There are so many wrecks of these things on the map

[rocky turtle]

im just thinking what class to take

[hexed kernel]

holy shit it's him

[proven tundra]

Whoops

[marsh cargo]

3 times the charm

[static axle]

i played ass effect on xbox so i dont have nothing that iremember

something funny i guess

[snow tree]

Take bionic

[marsh cargo]

Biotic

[hexed stag]

Have you tried or know about CachyOS?

[snow tree]

Potato potato

[heavy junco]

I know what it is

[hexed stag]

Good / worth using or na?

[rocky turtle]

yeah its perfect for renegade playthrough

[heavy junco]

People generally say it's good and easy to use for gaming
I haven't tried it myself

[marsh cargo]

Biotic in general is very good
Not in 2 tho

[snow tree]

Wdym it was great to play biotic in 2

[rocky turtle]

with combat rebalance mod its good

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

"LOAD SABOT"
"YES, THAT'S A HIT" +70 SL + 10 RP
target remains unaffected

[snow tree]

I have no comparison cause it's the only one I played

[rocky turtle]

cause biotic get access to ARs

[marsh cargo]

Still played all 3 using vanguard

[rocky turtle]

its biotic but with shotgun?

[marsh cargo]

And the charge

[rocky turtle]

my second fav after infiltrator

[marsh cargo]

I don't prime
I don't dodge or use cover
If I don't biotic charge and nova blast
I lose

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

also

since the topic is ME

[green granite]

how is the topic is you

[marsh cargo]

doing the citadel dlc while you had thane as your romantic partner
turns it from a sitcom to depresso espresso

[green granite]

@oblique belfry I wonder how long unturned will survive

[feral cove]

Who wants to be pegged in the gulag

[green granite]

@real aspen I think

I found someone who always says the most nonsense shit

like second to you

[real aspen]

Who dares challenge me

[green granite]

look message above

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

the moment he makes unturned open source it will either collapse or have a new age

[zealous depot]

Open source unturned sounds cursed

[rocky turtle]

my heart belongs to garrus

[marsh cargo]

fair
but you know
green man deserves to be happy too

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

Garrus smells tho

[proven tundra]

Grok?

[zealous depot]

idk who garrus is

[marsh cargo]

Garrus bags tali anyways

[rocky turtle]

he got his son

[green granite]

Gurra

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ponste5-mass-effect-garrus-gif-20134507

[green granite]

who the hell is Garrus

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/gura-gif-21135992

[green granite]

oh it's the

repitilian looking man in Mass Effect

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ponste5-mass-effect-garrus-gif-20134511

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

reach and flexibility

[real aspen]

A wretched gray-name is of no consequence

I shall now turn to slumber

[marsh cargo]

if it isnt Sheppard
this mf does not know how to flirt at all

[real aspen]

[zealous depot]

@real aspen

WAKE UP

NO SLUMBER

[green granite]

wth

Shityapper is sleeping in the face of adversary?

where is your shitty honor

[real aspen]

I will show up in you tonight

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

Wait, hol up

[real aspen]

You read it

[zealous depot]

I don't feel safe now, im outta here

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

[real aspen]

My job here is done

Goodnite

[green granite]

show up in Taco

like uh

you telefrag him?

[real aspen]

Shut up lemme sleep

[green granite]

no like think about iut

you spontaneously showed up in taco

[real aspen]

Like in his dream of something

Idk

[green granite]

your mnolecule would rapidly displace his molecule

[real aspen]

No that'd be rude

[green granite]

no worries

you can ask Sam to come w you

[real aspen]

Maybe another day/night

I gotta go to bank early tomorrow

I'll blame you if I'm late

for real, hopefully

[sour rivet]

dude holy shit the raiders are out for BLOOD today

[green granite]

do you know that when you say up, you tongue goes down but when you say down, your tongue goes up

THERE IS NO BRDM 2 IN WAR THUNDER????

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

to be fair

I dont think it can do anything at all

I mean

unless this?

[turbid shuttle]

[green granite]

Borka Thin

what do you want

[proven tundra]

Bürka Thin

[timber oxide]

Put it in the middle of the russian tech tree and give it the SPAA role (like they did to the AMX-10P)

14.5mm machinegun would probably still be a threat to anything made out of paper, and there's a lot of stuff like that in the game already

I just don't know how high it can actually aim

[green granite]

what the hell is this

ngl

I would expect them to add the walking dead M60 Patton

instead of this fictional thingy

[topaz bloom]

how the fuck he kept straight face

[upbeat verge]

Be a man

[marsh cargo]

wot is long past the idea of "appealing" to realismo guys

[green granite]

no I mean

the m60 patton is the one they used in the show

I would expect them to have like a very post apoc M60

[marsh cargo]

[topaz bloom]

be a man
throws my proffesor with a pigon

[restive bear]

They tried to make a P1000 Ratte but it would be comically huge so they created this abomination out of the game lead's drawing

[glad parrot]

That's why men have a lot of wrenches :3

[restive bear]

It's the only tank in the entire game with useable auxiliary guns

[hexed stag]

how is that even remotely funny?

[worn quail]

got them all

[hexed stag]

Tools in general are pretty cool

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/luccabug-angry-cat-angry-cat-being-pet-cat-pet-cat-gif-16721872127246114794

I got tools myself as well, they're awesome :3

(i need 'em for my bike)

[hexed stag]

What do you have? (if you don't mind saying)

[glad parrot]

My main toolset's like an Einhell briefcase and it's like all the basics you'd need for a car or motorcycle!

I'd love to have an extra "emergency" set with me but well... there's no space so I just have a Leatherman with me

(tho i'll be honest, that probably won't help me at all if somethin happens..)

[hexed stag]

Well, it is a good idea to have a spare tire, the tools to put it on, and mby like a set of screwdriver with interchangable bits

[pliant meteor]

I am so cooked

[glad parrot]

My bike isn't exactly uh... ABLE to carry a spare tire but y'know, it's not meant to anyway

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-im-in-danger-ralph-wiggum-the-simpsons-gif-14149962

[hexed stag]

oh right lol

[glad parrot]

And I won't let it get to the point where I have to repair it seriously like that! I do most of it in the garage

[hexed stag]

Motorbike?

[glad parrot]

Ayup!

If it does get to the point where I gotta repair on the road? Well uhh

I'll probably be dead :3

[hexed stag]

Some people call motorbikers "donors"

[glad parrot]

Ohhh yeah, I'm well aware

My health insurance likes to uhm

INQUIRE if I'm still riding my bike or not

And then NONCHALANTLY ask if my donor pass is still on me

They're subtle like that :3

[hexed stag]

to rob you of even more money

[glad parrot]

:(

Fucking hate them so much..

But anyway

Now tell your tools! @hexed stag

[glad parrot]

That's so cute..

[hexed stag]

uhh y'know
electric drills, drill bits, screwbits, saws, files, clamps, chisels, handplane, abrasives,

buncha stuff that gathers over time

adn more

[glad parrot]

Ooohh!

So more like a "outta necessity" bought stuff that just kinda like

Turned into a makeshift toolbox

[hexed stag]

yep

cant even put it all into a single box

[little depot]

me and who

[glad parrot]

I got my tools specifically for my bike soooo it's all neat and organized :3

[little depot]

cold and humid fuck my stupid azu life

im moving to brazil

[glad parrot]

That's not very awazu at all..

[little depot]

cold humid and windy

[hexed stag]

Good. If you dont have your stuff organised, you may not find something you need even if you have it

[glad parrot]

Oh yeah no that's such a nightmare and I work on my bike here and there so it's important!

I mean just the other day I changed my tires to winter specs

[little depot]

ah yes my favorite north western asian country

the philipines

[static axle]

its time to field my battle

until i 6

[hexed stag]

do you get snow and ice where you drive?

[little depot]

@sour rivet

its time

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-vergil-gif-2725743249142412552

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859582008467914782/1434790763966890044/NO_MORE_SANTA_IN_NOVEMEMEBR.mp4?ex=690b96c7&is=690a4547&hm=8711f7ea62a393a642d270387ed673b186fc0d15ad434162df9874b750ab862a&

[static axle]

no one playin bt

@little depot oh hi assoo

[glad parrot]

Snow? Not so much, it's sorta a mix between a little that stays for a bit

But ice..

Let's just say that it can get REAL fucky with ice around here

[little depot]

heya hate

how ya doing

[little depot]

they all died after that scene

[static axle]

took alil nap, 4 hour sleep not doing me favors

[little depot]

aye

im tired asf

[hexed stag]

I imagine 2 wheels on ice is very... difficult

Not to mention dangerous

[little depot]

I need to bake some more bread

[static axle]

took a little 20min sitting nap while friend played skate

just arms crossed and legs up on a legrest

[little depot]

I need a massage

I also need 27 aircraft carriers for world dominations

[static axle]

mood

[little depot]

we will give everyone an emotional support strawberry

and a life time supply of dr pebba

[glad parrot]

Oh yeah, I avoid biking when there's obvious signs of ice like ANY SANE PERSON

[little depot]

wanna know how I lost my knee caps

(not literally)

[glad parrot]

Aw geez.. sure, I'm curious!

[little depot]

Bike

ice

corner

knees gone

[vital venture]

Knee slide

[glad parrot]

Wait, you rode a motorcycle???

Or like a normal bike?

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-slide-geico-gif-12314027

[little depot]

2019 kawasaki ninja

[glad parrot]

HOLY SHIT

[little depot]

me some day in 2023

[vital venture]

Prob rude but I immediately thought of that vid lol

[little depot]

nah thats fnny

[vital venture]

Reminds me of the day the gym at my school had the floors waxed hard enough to have a slide competition

Prob a weird one but fun

[obsidian sun]

[glad parrot]

Socks + laminated floor = fun :3

[vital venture]

It was like the one day I was barefoot with crocs

[glad parrot]

I think there's a monster in this horror game..

[vital venture]

Still mad about that...

[obsidian sun]

there are tourists

they just want to hug you

[little depot]

socks used too be sensory nightmares

[vital venture]

Better to keep away I mean seriously who tf wants to interact with a tourist

[little depot]

people on twitter apparently

[hexed stag]

I used to cycle to school during winter too. And just for joyrides. In proper snow and ice winter

[vital venture]

This is why I dont use twitter...

[little depot]

me neither

[vital venture]

Stg if ur American and go on Twitter u gotta interact with politics and I would rather not

[glad parrot]

I mean, it's fun! You just gotta be slow because y'know, ice danger and temperature

It gets crazy cold if you go fast during the winter like

[little depot]

join me

join my kneecapless gang

[glad parrot]

NOOO

I don't wanna stop riding!

:3

[little depot]

you can ride with no kneecaps nirmiwi

[glad parrot]

But awazu.. it'll DESTROY my bike!

[vital venture]

Or u could lose them via blue collar work

[little depot]

ill get you a new one

[glad parrot]

Wh

PfffAhahah

What the fuck

[hexed stag]

I always do my best to be safe. I've wiped out many times but never on roads or involving other vehs

[little depot]

tectone and his imaginary gacha gf

[vital venture]

Yk the worse part is idk of hes doing it as a joke or 100% serious

[hexed stag]

He does have a real gf uknow

[glad parrot]

That's super lucky! I had two "accidents" where someone ran into my bike but that's it really

Like a person, on foot

Not a CAR, thank god

[hexed stag]

You got 'walked' into?

[glad parrot]

It looks so silly but it's so stupid that it's funny :3

[glad parrot]

Yeah, basically! Stopped at a red light and on two occasions, someone RAN into me like

Full sprint

[little depot]

Why... do you follow tectone...

I just checked and its like 30 posts per day of peudo political grifting

i fucking hate this site

[glad parrot]

Yeah, Twitter's a hellhole

I love it

[hexed stag]

I just background-watched his stream for a bit

[zealous depot]

[vital venture]

Twitters only good if u like trolling and even then people are so slow they might genuinely just 100% agree to everything u say

[little depot]

I could make a collage of his posts and itd get me on several lists

[glad parrot]

Stop lurking, say hi to azu!

[zealous depot]

And what i don't

[little depot]

I steal your forks

and then the air fryer

[glad parrot]

I'll call you a rude Taco?

[zealous depot]

NOT THE FRYER

[little depot]

yea so you better say hi taco

[zealous depot]

PLEASE NO

[zealous depot]

HI AZU

[vital venture]

Why take the most important thing in someone's life

[little depot]

or rage bait 24/7

[little depot]

heya taco

[hexed stag]

[glad parrot]

The roach king..

[zealous depot]

Now please leave the air fryer alone, its all i got left

[vital venture]

Asmongold is like the main reason I dont use Twitter cause thats were he seems to reveal information I dont need to know