#╟❓general-offtopic
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She asked if they could go over to KFC lol
And then there was the day they got an order for like 180 breakfast sandwiches
saba
Oh my god, that's so weird like
I don't go to fast food places a lot because there's barely any around
But when I go, the orders ahead are RIDICULOUS
Some guy ordered like a hundred of those crispy chickens
Infinite powah
And I just WATCH this poor cashier
Hand bag after bag of just BURGERS
To this guy in his smol as fuck Fiat car
I shall test hull c 
WHAT IS THAT THUMBNAIL
I think that's my new worst raid in arc raiders ever
had the control tower a6 key for spaceport
put on the best gear I had in my stash
got in, looted the whole place
guy came up, barely won the gunfight against him, he had some solid stuff
the loot up there was ass
there's nowhere to zipline from the top of the tower, so I finally go down
immediately get shot at cause there's no other way out, and as I'm strafing into cover I get desynced so I take half the mag after I'm already around the corner
I had the venator blueprint in my secure pocket, I could have negotiated
instead I extract with that, a blueprint I already know, and nothing else, and I'm poor again
too much text
There's always something better... But who can afford it?
Sorry to hear that or good for you
you breathe too much oxygen
They have more premium options but they aren't inaccessible to low income houses. 😂
M1 CLICKBAIT 
tldr
looted a tower, won some fights, escape plan failed completely
lost my best kit, extracted with a blueprint I already know
now I'm poor again
fuck
oh wait
I LOST TO FUCKING DESYNC
I was taking rounds for like a full 2 seconds after I got into cover
Doesn't cost to walk in
-# (Joke)
two fucking terrible spaceport raids in a row
I like spaceport but I don't think I've ever had a really solid raid on it
M18 HELLCAT 
This almost looks like a kim jung gi piece.
The cat ear shaped helmet covers pfff
@marsh cargo PRINTER ONLINE 
chat
Didn't have to do anything special to get it to work
Be honest with me
Yes those pants make you look fat
you ever let out a fart
but its not your typical TRRRRR powerful fart
instead its a fshhhhhh like a gust of wind?
yea
i feel a propane tank at times
it's just one continues thing
ye
sup
you ever let out a fart and it turns out it's not a fart 

The good ol' fart's gambit
all in or nothing
i have the opposite
you rush home and it's just a fart
Had that happen and it's annoying
worst one is i was coming from school
road was closed and it was like 18:30
i was gonna die
and allat was just a fart
hello, rat emoji user? i would like you to send some human emojis please.
God I love being space fedex
I enjoyed it, if it wasn't for the bugs I probably would have purchased
There's always 2 years from now 
we must find
grounded 2 reviewer:

@blazing maple ❤️
@marsh cargo Both transfers worked but the dropoff was still a bit on the finnicky side. But it worked just fine after a bit of messing around in the dropoff

woooow
Also might need to manually hit submit even if all cargo transfers
what? 
hes gonna kill you bro

Jerrat 
If you didn't have a Tom and Jerry themed emote? I woulda been upset!
1am laughing my ass off on insta reels
@thin bobcat @glad parrot @zealous depot @frozen void
i didn't even see this trailer when it was announced
now with even more horny robots!!!!
it's some sort of sci-fi space game by looking at the first few seconds of the trailer

Buncha reposts but still funny!

Crispy Critters!
Idk, doesn't look like utter garbage, I was wrong, it's not space themed, at least the trailer doesn't point towards that direction
Could be a good game, we'll see lmao


Sus

im trying gta def edition
it kinda poopy
smug mf
brother why did you get def edition
free
im doing that rn
cops don't go away when you start a mission
the first one with the bike i was chased by cops and ballas
DEFEND THE D POINT
Defend deez nuts
NEVERR
then you are not defending the d point
REQUEST TECH ASSIST
That's wild, the spotify.link domain is actually owned by spotify
I thought it's a fake url for a second myself
yeah usually theres somth below
I mean, Discord is not very good with embedding as shown by the major issues they have with it and I have not seen the spotify.link domain used anywhere other than now honestly
The only weird thing is that it redirects to spotify.app.link, idk what that is lmao
But yeah, it's just a spotify jam invitation

Finally, video games are good again
why is it so fucking cold
Alaska is getting a Buc-ee's?
Why was I not informed of this??
braaoaoaoa
I agree
DAMNIT
It was an april fools joke
Alaska isnt getting a bucees
I mean, I prefer it over some of the other decisions that companies have been making with character design
yarp
AIRRRRRR
ATTENTION TO THE DESIGNATED GRID SQUARE

If this is that new arc game it looks so good
eh if the gunplay is good i dont mind
wibble wobble
I don't like third person due to the ghosting around corners you can do
wobble wibble
Playing Atomic Heart and one of the songs I hear all the time in STALKER was blasting on a radio 🤣🤣
tibble tobble
I was abusing that ghosting during the first play test the game had 
You should talk about this in the newbies chats tho
here is for everything except the S wor
such a strange price


no
cash app me $1


doge i need 5dolla in my steam wallet

why
Yes
why 2x
In Minecraft of course
steam minimum is 5 dolla
well sell smth for 1 dollar
that wont go to my card tho
Add the 5 dollars
Buy something and give me the rest 
no
in game purchase
oh
Speaking of steam wallet

Why does it take longer to refund to the wallet than a debit card
dont wanna
You'd think it'd be instant since it's all in steam but no
anyway doge can i have a 5 dollar gift card

no
shuckaroonies
fy tryna buy anyways
arc raider token
i literally just want to get rid of this 4 dolla
🗿
fuck am i gonn do with it
WITH 4 DOLLARS
Buy a hentai game 
like snacks
dude
i refuse to believe you cannot get a simple cracker or some shit with 4 dolars
food prices are at an all time hgih
and im from turkey talking
Surely you can buy a few cans of pepsi max with that
yea
You can buy an Arizona tea 
lmao no
????
Well I mean
Surely you can buy like 3 cans separately
Wait....can yall buy cans separately?
Oh, but i mean like in store? Cause I only see bottles 
can of soder 6 dolla
Damn
also im not going on a 30 minute walk just to buy some shitty crackers for 4 dollars

i got food at home
some

"we have shitty crackers at home"
shut up low level
It's me
im going to eat you
'Low level'
Aren't you both the same level 
Birb was urple for like a day
what were we talking about again
36-pack of shitty crackers 15 euro buy now
yummerrs

neva heard of it
Me toooooo I got their cola recently and I was so happy
meeeee
It costs too much from the mexican restaraunt if I could just buy a 6 pack of 'em I'd be so happy
WHAT IS A JARRITO
Thats what I mean
It's too expensive so I never really get it

Mexican soda brand
OK THANK YOU
What do you think 24pk stands for
Lrn2rd
LERN TEW REEED
i think it means im stupid
shut up sam hop on raid
Me too man, me too
the humble hacksaw:

I haven't actually tried the strawberry one myself
lets kith so our stupidity merges
which way western man?
arc raiders = 60 aud
24pack of jarritos cola = 70 aud
game
The Thing (1982)
game now soder next paycheck
so many flavours
all money on soder
poison
no i must purchase as many as I can
NOI WAIT
Imagine it fell off the boat
where you gonna fit all it
$2100 worth of soda on the dock
my bellayyyy
fatass
What else should I buy
From the nearly-expired-but-not-really food place
Diabetes medicine
anyway it yo money sam

Move to Canada
Buy arc
Move back to aus
People used to use vpns for that but I think they patched it
argentina
Ugh
Stupid daylight savings

we dont need it no mo
I'm in bed at 8pm
look at my gunsss
Honung Joe
scrappy
Scrappy
scrappy
see sam you're posting AR
you waaannnttt it

Gn chatters
Goobnight
Why does it cost 2100 pesos 
I put 30 in my cart
so 720 bottles of jaritos
Around 113 dolo
diabetes speedrun
HURRRRY UUUUP
Hey lemme just borrow 500mbit, I'll give it back later
peerpressurepeerpressurepeerpressure
im going to get her fucking killed for toasters
you can have some of mine
<3
me being sacraficed to the robot foreskin obliterator 9000 while birb harvests a mango or someshit
unless...
ok launching
im so scard
AAAAA
oih no new silvagunner vid
Music: Horde Theme
Composer: Mike Morasky
Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLL0CQjrcN8D0RU3ualYp0KH9VU1kiL_s8
Platform: PC, Xbox 360
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its the fucking flowley theme
Truee
You're not a premium gamer
I'm making a new account for them since I never had a the finals account
easy
Fuck yeah, MP5
Why a lot of people here they them
nuclear bloom 
Excuse me, I'm who/asked
cuz this is a cool place for cool people only
Then I shall leave

finally
But I'm taking you with me
Ye sry
:)
Anyone here zi zur
Get yourself ready, we're going to BRAZIL

I STILL GOT IT
LETS GO
Hi @hexed kernel @teal spade
haii
bro didnt sya hi to me
Cancel frota
Azu aren't you sleeping
bro is saying hi to a helper that isnt here
maybe I will
No
Damn Twitter people
Okay hi azu
@marsh cargo
hiiii
I bought the jarritos
But then I needed to fill my order with something else to meet the minimum order amount
So now I bought 10 jarritos and 1.25 kilos of salted cashews and peanuts
I am going to die
lookit all the goodies i found
we vc?
@left mantle
eureka / dashing / shadow runner sylas
0.75 cd w 
i was faster then ahri when she used R
and even faster when i stole her R 
ARAM? 
Aram : Mayhem
even better
Is that like aram urf
against full AP as well 
aram arena
have you ever played arena
or seen clips of arena
Umm idk
I havent played a lot since like
Season 7
Ohh I think I played that ye
from simple ones like "gain 60% attack speed"
to bullshits like "every attack you do refunds 20% of cd"
That sounds like a fun combo
Or "You deal fixed damage burn that stacks infinitely, each instance of burn lowers CD by 0.1s"
Thats just what I remember brand feeling like
Senna with scopiest weapons was the right kind of fucked up
Eureka : Gain ability haste depending on your AP (30% ratio)
Dashing : Your dash abilities gain 175 ability haste
Shadow Runner : Whenever you dash gain 300 move speed for 4 seconds
Mind to matter : Gain max health depending on your mana
this is what i just played with as Sylas
who's W and E counts as dash
I can't believe they made a character about wildfires and called his ass "wildfire"
it was amazing 
150 attack range on top of senna's attack range scaling
my friend got that with garen
he ulted twice in 1 teamfight

I'm kinda tempted to play league again just for the silly gamemodes
But vanguard
I can't be assed to dual boot
you hit the 2 screens away phase really quick
for fun modes are where its at
fuck normal summoner's rift
that place is a shithole

I never got a good rank in league
I got supreme in cs but I guess I could never figure out league
You just gotta hate your team more than the enemy team hates theirs
exactly
In season 7 I got reported and griefed for playing xerath support
In season 8 it was the most popular meta despite not getting buffed
Or maybe it was 6 and 7 but whatever

yoo it's the mandalore sound effect!!!!!!!!!
I love marv.mp3
im telling you
Arena gamemode was the most successful gamemode they have ever added into this game
its so peak
yeah botlane players are unhinged, it's what constant ganks do to a mf
I only duo queued in botlane
It was really unplayable otherwise
I dont really remember too much about what I got up to
I played a lot of stupid characters in bot lane with my irl friend
We usually did okay
also turns out i got 93 clips in client
Like cassiopeia and leona
Guaranteed kill at level 3 no matter what I assure you
and 32 extra ones in clip folder
got a funny clip where i was playing bard in urf and the whole fucking team was chasing me as if i got 5 stars in gta
Cassiopeia was my favorite character even if she wasn't very good when I played
and soul of cinder was playing in the background 
Also karthus
Karthus was my cursed character
I'd get like 20 kills on karthus and only 2 were from my ult since I could never time it right
another fun fact
i was screaming in this clip 
it was too fucking scary just seeing the whole team chase me
im just a simple bard man 
I did have a really good duoq teammate though
I mean we were like on the same skill level but we didn't even have to talk to eachother to know what we would do
When we engaged we both did it at the same time because we both saw the same opportunity on the same enemy, not because we went "lets kill kogmaw"
Psychic link
We developed an extremely aggressive playstyle in the bot lane trenches of EU West
just play darius-thresh botlane
We did shit like that constantly rofl
it'll be funny I swear

Yes
Darius with a 99% speed boost and invuln is terrorism
truly a champ that has stood the test of time
POV: A Balloon approached your village

Tower defense minigame 
what is this, poe tuah?
Provided to YouTube by DistroKid
Main Theme · Tim Haywood
Bloons Tower Defense 5 (Official Soundtrack)
℗ 673541 Records DK
Released on: 2010-06-10
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Are the servers still around?
fuck round 63 btw
....Yes?
@sour rivet
They just updated it
...Is it not free on its own?!
wh
IT CAME WITH YOUR XBOX
fuck round 63
what is round 63
all my homies hate round 63
YOU HAVE UNO
my xboner or my xbox tree siddy
BTD
(I dont have an xbone)
birb im talking about BTD 
@oblique belfry What loog region are you in
I can see if it runs on my shitty laptop
O
I dont have that
I have euw and na
the moment i make euw un0 will kidnap me
This mf wont get an euwest account to shitpost league with us normals
for aram shenanigans
There is no escape.
Bruh I was playing csgo with 100 ping you'll be okay with 80 in league
and my NA ping is even better than your TR ping 
80 isnt even that bad
in cs it dont matter that much
in league its very noticable sadly
even when i get a spike from 15 to 50 you can notice it
?
I think you're just an internet bougie
💀
how much gigabytes of random clips do you have anyways
lets check
957 clips
WHICH i need to cleanup
He's right that you can feel ping spikes in league because it basically acts like a sudden input delay
But it ain't that bad
"stealth"
I played xerath at 143ms come on now
oh. i expected worse
Though
Speaking of internet
My apartment's internet setup is so fucked up

It's legit 10x more stable to be behind a vpn somehow, even for gaming
fallout 4 has 194 clips 
you can feel ping spikes in any game
oh jesus i need to cleanup gamba clips 1 day
because its a ping spike
290 
and thats from 2nd run
Nah, there are plenty of games where you just can't
surely cs is one of em
A 15-60 ping spike is different in games where not all shit is handled server side.
it is
?
for example i always get 14-15ms ping in league
An over double of your ping is a spike.
Constant ping is a variance of maybe 2-3 ms
Not an over double increase
you are not noticing a 20 ms difference
At high csgo ranks the reaction times are so fast that you will lose way more fights if you have more ping than the enemies
i experienced it so many times that i cannot count it
mf i play league what are you on
I noticed it way more in league but I thought it was easier to adjust for it
It's very noticable in league due to how they handle position reporting
yeah
It's really bad when you try to stutter step dodge or whatever it's called
what
your character spazzes out
if you try to sidestep
or quick turn
but if you have low ms its buttery smooth
Though
That type of dodging was really popular on euw
It made playing xerath super easy
no spazzing out
Because you just aim in the middle of their motion and you hit them 80% of the time without having to adjust your aim
it still is a "skill"
It's good for dodging projectiles but not lasers
So many mages are gonna need work done on them when they try to put wasd in
depending on if youre a weirdo
i love how they are nerfing AA's for WASD users 
riot said they will get lower AS
Wait what
WASD?
yeah wasd controls is coming to league
It's still on pbe to be clear
also why did people think itd be good on kalista
AA dash champ
like actualy lobotomy
????
That's cool but I'd also go mentally insane if I played league like that
ofc they were gonna try it with her first
i will still not play league with WASD after what 8 years ?
I wanna try it though
because they haven't actually tried to play her doing that kind of shit 
nerfing your free dash to cardinal directions iskinda dumb
it is
8 directions
only
I can't see how wasd movement would be good on kalista
Learning kalista is just
Learning how to move command after every auto basically
moving mouse to point A to B in quick session 
i mean if youre anywhere above diamond you should know how to glide/kite anyway
or that yeah

attack move click my beloved
It's like saying wasd movement would be better on draven
that i sometimes can do
not 100% great at it though
last time i did a perfect kite was on kalista URF match
with 5 AS 
I feel bad for any new draven players who dont know that you can control where the axes land
i feel bad for draven players
"why does my axe go forward
"
i feel bad for players
a 15s clip takes 90mb of space for me
this i do not understand
sometimes the same scene takes 20mb
while sometimes it takes 120mb
wtf changes
It's because the video encoder doesn't have to encode 100% new details for every frame if the same area is like
Black the entire time
i feel bad
All I can tell you Doge
i feel
I
.
Is that 4h of Fortnite was 120gb, while 4h of Schedule I was just 54gb 

Generally, the more movement, the bigger the file size
hmm
Spin your camera around in a circle and hit save replay
Vs stare at a wall and hit save replay
I think it's mostly because Fortnite is just so much more colorful
well that explains why hades 2 clips are always 100+mb
game has every single VFX going on in the screen

Basically, the more variance in what goes on during the clip, the bigger the size
I think generally CABAC is used?
Though I mean
You can also force max bitrate to avoid this issue entirely
It might look like ass in fast-moving clips though
@sick trail

interesting
Ah yes for those who have 800gbto spare
Then set it to a lower value? wtf
Your average 1080p pirate movie in hevc/h265 is only 2.5 mbit or something
x264 is generally twice as large as x265 for the same size
Use that as a reference
jesus
Mostly just so I can re-encode it later without getting 3 pixels
i cant even taste 1440p this mf has 4k
local transcode my beloved
How did you turn 1440p into 4k
i got 1080p monitor
3440x1440
1920x1080
oh
4k is 3840x2160
But there are two forms of 1440p which makes it even more fun
youre missing quite a lot of pixels there
3440x1440 is 21:9 ultrawide 1440p
2560x1440 is 16:9 1440p
qhd my beloved
If you can find a used 16:9 1440p screen you should get it
Even an old imac screen from 2010 feels turbo sharp due to this resolution

tbh i can barely notice the difference between 170 fps and 240 fps
Woah the siren 9mm
what kinda of siren are you
the one thats evil fisch people
La la la la la
or the one that goes
Not weewoo
?
tcf stuff
doge on his way to sleep at 6 am
God I love loot
Glad to see mr sellout is branching out
jesus christ
he is everywhere in america
what product does he NOT have rn
MrBeast Heroin

he had that when he lived in his car
hypothetically speaking what would happen if mrbeast died right now
absolutely nothing
youtube would collapse
because he is their number 1 profit gain i think

I genuinely refuse to believe that mrbeast has a soul
wtf
@little depot azu
never liked him
He's like a content ghoul of some sort
Post it
This is a video I made from my modified PC version of GTA:SA. Use google to find out how to mod the handling.cfg file yourself. Music: Evergreen Terrace - I can see my house from here.
the richer you are the less soul you have 
Holy shit

azu
It's even in 240p and has stereo audio

Wtf is super resolution
AI upscaling?
yep
probably
240p -> 720p sounds like a nightmare
Yoo I love fsr2
720p super res
instead of ray tracing simulating liight rays
240p
why dont we just simulate the entire universe
laplaces demon everyone
get to working
there is a part 2 
20 years ago I made a video and uploaded it to a site I'd never heard of before. Here is a tribute to that video on its 20th anniversary. Enjoy.
Music by OUR EARTH IS A TOMB - Check them out here - https://ourearthisatomb.bandcamp.com/
mans music taste is still the same 
this shit hurts to look at i hate it
its doing that weird smudgy jaggy shit
it lowkey looks worse
just makes text sharper
Maybe we dont need to polish a 20 year old gta golf cart tricks video..
The latest trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV, "Looking for that Special Someone". See it in HD at www.rockstargames.com/IV
2007
I remember playing this on a shitty laptop in 7th grade and the ground was invisible
cant wait for gta4 definitive and theyll get rid of the complete edition on steam
I dled complete edition by accident and I was like
"?????????? I dont remember gta4 looking this shit"
yeah idk whats going on with gta rereleases
This kept going for 1 minute straight btw
The actual game looked okay but the cutscenes were nearly unwatchable and it was bugging out like crazy
Holy shit big gun
New bugs I've never experienced before, and I played a looot of gta 4 ages ago
"What excites me the most about gta 6 is that maybe it's gonna be a big challenge, a mission try to find a small ass. Because all the asses i've seen in that game so far are huge. These big ol' asses and i'm not a big ass guy i'm like a you know, small ass guy. That's what i'll be looking for."
-Ned Luke. VA of Michael from GTA V


Thoughts on this intellectual's statement?
idk its in chinese
Panzergewehr 
It deals just a tiny bit more damage than the .243 hunting rifle 
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since when the fuck did these 2 do an AD for rog ally

4 4:44 
rog ally looks cool but idk if its cooler than a ste dek
Counter
@static axle Wife made grilled cheese w/ elk & homemade tomato soup.
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this looks heavenly
Early Pvg 90 isnt worth using tbh
But later on it outperforms others rifles by a lot
While its FMJ deals slightly more ammo as you said, it pens through more objects in the robot
Guys whats better necrophilia or pedophilia
Better for you to shut up

How bout you don't talk about shit that violated TOS? and server rules
Oh sorry i didnt know
Do think its better to shut this guy up ngl
I didnt know 😭
Actually expected the message history to be full of bullshit and that it'd be an easy slam dunk, just ban / mute and that's about it
But yeah, not the best topic to choose
So i will not be muted then
I currently just slam bigger bots with the recoilless 
If I have ammo for it, that is
That's up to you but I don't plan on it, no
Great
humble RPG-7 😎
One more time i didnt know sry bro
Tbh you dont even say that shit normally
I don't have the dlc for RPG-7 
Booba
?
what even went through your head to think that was an appropriate thing to ask anyway lmao
Shame
I didn't like it
Tbh i say worse but i will respect the server 😶🌫️
Have lesbian thingy
You are so happy you literally can't speak properly
im eating
What food
here rodya for you
I don't actually like how the DLCs just slap the new weapons into my storage
slop idk
So I avoided getting any weapon DLCs
Delete it is what I did in the beginning
They barely give you any scraps

The bad thing is they only spawn on heavy unit or rivals
They dont spawn in normally as vanilla weapons does
But im cool w it
If you dont want the scrap, just drop them on the ground then exit and re enter
Well
I will surely get banned if i say lol
Its not even edgy its just related to what i said 🙂
I like how the military helmet gives me absolutely no protection whatsoever 

Also minigun in GZ is
Kinda ass
?
dun dun

tbf there are plenty of games now that dont do that
A kid ate some drugs, now I'm woken up for it

gamers complain about games being too vague
games handhold everything
omg why is it telling me everything
games stop handholding and let you learn everything by yourself
gamers complain about games being too vague
Yeh but their headline makes it sounding like they are the first one to do that
People have to bitch about yellow painted ladder
Smh

Omg getaway bruv
cmere vro
@oblique belfry i need a suggestion for a survival crafting game that requires you to read a 100 page book just to craft something or how to find its material
project zomboid 
or vintage story
vintage story
I mean
yeah
You're not wrong
Fkn 16yr old ate some cookies with THC, we almost had a full night's rest...







