╟❓general-offtopic

[restive bear]

Pozole

[obsidian sun]

it's not as bad as you remember

[wide chasm]

I AM THE MEH

[real aspen]

you also get a surfing magical girl, space cowboy girl, horse girl, werewolf mommy, a very angry catgirl, full metal alchemist knockoff, several jojo characters, and an owl librarian that dominates the game

oh and squid warframe

oh and bdsm catgirl with a cat

[restive bear]

AAAWABADUGAGHH

I have like, 4 of those you mentioned

[real aspen]

you can also romance bunch of traumatized supersoldiers when your (traumatized) adult variant travels back to 1999 and averts a nuclear explosion

[oblique belfry]

i know but its still a ptsd mission

[obsidian sun]

true

the race one is worse

or where you save lance

[oblique belfry]

inb4 rockstar gave every crackhead a kruger

[obsidian sun]

man i wanna replay the gta games

[oblique belfry]

i cant be bothered

[obsidian sun]

and finish 3 for the first time since i never did it

[obsidian sun]

it's not that hard

[oblique belfry]

same

im playing gta 5 anyways

[obsidian sun]

poopy

[oblique belfry]

sorry my bad

gta ONLINE

[obsidian sun]

maybe i'll try the definitive edition

[oblique belfry]

100%'d gta 5 story

[oblique belfry]

e w

[obsidian sun]

that is not better

[oblique belfry]

i know

[real aspen]

that is worse

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

way worse

we must help doge

[obsidian sun]

hey man if you played the og pc ports you'll know

gta sa port is ass

[oblique belfry]

locked in 24 fps

[obsidian sun]

yea and if you unlock the cars become more shit

[oblique belfry]

i still dont know what the fuck they did wrong between VC and SA

VC is smooth as hell for a game that old

yet you open SA and bam

30 fps

[obsidian sun]

i used to play gta sa every year so might as well give def edi a try

yea rockstar had some dogshit pc ports

i think the first decent one was max payne 3

even tho gta 5 and rdr2 launched in a shit state they were quickly fixed and became one of the best ports

[oblique belfry]

ye

and back then you couldn't just patch the games as easy as today

no platforms

[obsidian sun]

yea

and the ports were outsourced

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

gta IV is fucking ass

[obsidian sun]

indeed

[celest plank]

prolly the worst port I played from rockstar

too bad cause its my second favourite title from them

[obsidian sun]

i tried playing it last year and it ran like dogshit

it ran smoother on my older pc btw

[celest plank]

I did 40fps on max

[oblique belfry]

i have just learnt gta 4 has 36 different mission complete sounds

[celest plank]

You didnt knew?

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile gta 5 is just vine thud

[celest plank]

Every mission has a different sound

[oblique belfry]

i never seen anything about gta 4

[celest plank]

DLCs too

[celest plank]

You never played?

What

[obsidian sun]

yea gta 4 has multiples

[oblique belfry]

no

[celest plank]

Bro

[obsidian sun]

get on it now

[celest plank]

Arguably the best gta

[obsidian sun]

stop playing online you retard

[celest plank]

SA is close but 4 is my favourite

[obsidian sun]

same

[oblique belfry]

no

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/guinea-pig-hamster-rodent-wait-what-what-gif-20311204

[obsidian sun]

rockstar won't pay you

[oblique belfry]

i know

[obsidian sun]

use steam unlocker and move on

[celest plank]

Took me 2 months to convince him to watch the sopranos

so you know

[oblique belfry]

look that was NOT my fault

[celest plank]

he aint the sharpest tool in the shed

[oblique belfry]

i told u

[celest plank]

[oblique belfry]

was waiting for friend

[celest plank]

you dont have to wait for friend with this one

if there was a sale, id gift you even

[oblique belfry]

i wanted to cuz we barely do shit anymore

[obsidian sun]

dawg wtf is a friend gonna do

help you take a hit from tony ?

just watch the show

[oblique belfry]

brother i wanna do stuff with him

watching stuff as well

[obsidian sun]

play games or go outside

[oblique belfry]

he is on another city

distant friend moment

[celest plank]

if doge is gonna finish it and say that invincible or utopia is better, im gonna fucking strangle him

[obsidian sun]

or watch a movie
watching a whole show with someone else remotely sounds like cbt

[oblique belfry]

utopia IS good though

fym

[celest plank]

but come on

[obsidian sun]

he never saw it

he watched the pyro video

[oblique belfry]

i did

[obsidian sun]

liar

[oblique belfry]

i actually watched it on my own

its actually good

ian and becky sex scene was so awkward that it was funny

[obsidian sun]

p!who

[muted gyro]

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[oblique belfry]

and tells ME that i didnt watch the show

mf

[celest plank]

gotta post this shit again

🥀

[obsidian sun]

who said i did watch it

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

[celest plank]

I promised falco to make a sopranos video like 5000 years ago

I gotta get to it

[oblique belfry]

i killed....me ?

[dry nova]

suuuuuuuuuuuup

gotta get some snacks and then continue on day

z

this got me 4 kills, one solo and a 3man squad

[proven tundra]

@hexed kernel

[pallid sapphire]

damn thats a nice addition

also im finaly home

time for more BattleTitts

(Mass effect)

[hexed kernel]

waowww

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/gamerpoop-gamer-poop-mass-effect-garrus-garrus-vakarian-gif-11410235843015493194

[rocky turtle]

bitch

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkGF7TegLwc

@celest plank

[celest plank]

If vladivostok fm is not there, invalid.

[oblique belfry]

watch and learn

[green granite]

Juh

[celest plank]

ok gta iv was briefly mentioned

[green granite]

You are into older waman?

[hexed kernel]

according to the internet anyone above 20 is "old"

a hag, as they say

[green granite]

Doge is only 2 years old

[hexed kernel]

no wonder he plays league then

[proven tundra]

I must be dust

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

Fuck I forgot to ping you

[zealous depot]

I am the all knowing

I knew you didn't ping so I awoken

[celest plank]

The game with infinite possibilities

...getting more of them?

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

LMAO

[green granite]

Carolina Reaper upon yee

[celest plank]

here in poland we had people putting bouillon cubes into candy packets

[marsh cargo]

The dwarf fortress devs have made enough from the game to buy a car from 2014 in bad condition

[celest plank]

lease*

[green granite]

Be random dude
Made a game about jailbreaking on roblox
Inserts 7 million dollars in revenue

[celest plank]

the fuck

Somebody made 7 million dollars from fucking roblox?

[proven tundra]

@subtle sage double honse across the street

[rocky turtle]

brokeass spectr

[chrome ginkgo]

Sword in the Stone is mine

[rocky turtle]

[carmine laurel]

the bard sword

[carmine laurel]

bro this is like down the road

[proven tundra]

I secretly live in SA?

[hexed kernel]

wait... horses are real?!?!

[carmine laurel]

apparently

[oblique belfry]

HELP

I TOOK ACID

[carmine laurel]

it legit looks like the entry to the farm like 10min from me

[proven tundra]

[chrome ginkgo]

Indeed my BIS for now

[oblique belfry]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[green granite]

In fact yes

Got it from microtransactioning like 2 billion kids

[oblique belfry]

this shit aint edi-

[celest plank]

Lmao

[rocky turtle]

i wonder if those do something?

[oblique belfry]

im in the ground

[green granite]

This edible ain't shi-

[chrome ginkgo]

Love me singing sword

[oblique belfry]

naked yet again

[green granite]

Does he know

[sick trail]

I think he died

[olive coral]

how do you only have 30 hp in the underdark

[sick trail]

Reading is not based, y'know

[olive coral]

and 30 fucking potions?

[chrome ginkgo]

10 mf'ing CON

I am a glass cannon

I have ungodly CC and ungodly damage

I do not have ungodly tank stats

[olive coral]

what class

[chrome ginkgo]

Sword Bard

Going Paladin dip next level

[oblique belfry]

holy motion blur

cannot see shit

[olive coral]

[sick trail]

He died so hard it forced motion blur on

[olive coral]

there is an item in the 3rd act that gives you 23 con

if you survive till then

[oblique belfry]

[chrome ginkgo]

It's all about that Divine Smite -> Slashing Flourish after using Command : Approach to make them get close

The damage is insane

Works even on Honor mode

but this isn't honor mode

And you can use Enhance Ability with your l2 spell slots if you need to minimize RNG

Nah but fr most of what's carried me so far was me being Tavern Brawler monk earlier followed by getting Shadowheart her first L3 spell slot and going Sleet Storm since it gives absurd crowd control and synergizes with her Tempest Domain

I dropped Tavern Brawler Monk mostly cause I realized playing Tav without Charisma kinda fucking sucks

Holy shit Bulette just oneshot Tav on spawn

[marsh cargo]

Yeah no charisma in bg3 is pretty ass

It's OK in Mp tho

[chrome ginkgo]

And we turned out okay

Just had to use the once per short rest healing word from Shadow to pick up Tav

And then the haste potion

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1145475961656197231/Jungle.mp4?ex=6909ccdf&is=69087b5f&hm=a8c647fa2444545105880dafefbbdfea751e9837363030be47e28ae44c5db282& hello chat

[zealous depot]

[chrome ginkgo]

That fucking thing scared the shit out of me

[rocky turtle]

life in jungle is tough

[zealous depot]

Coffee time

I will not survive today

[rocky turtle]

double rails

[carmine laurel]

ah yes

the antimateriel rifle that was designed to be a weaker version of its og form because it kept breaking everyone that wasnt a krogans arms

[green granite]

OH HE IS VOICED BY MOISTKRITIKAL

That is funny

[rocky turtle]

your opinion on this revolver?

[green granite]

Somehow still better design than Starfield

[rocky turtle]

how tf bro got there

[carmine laurel]

ew

its not a carnifax

so its not worth owning

[rocky turtle]

[carmine laurel]

Wouldn't you like a carnifax by your side when an angry krogan charges?

[rocky turtle]

that revolver doing more damage tho

[carmine laurel]

yeah but its pr team is worse

[rocky turtle]

so probably both

[carmine laurel]

you hear the carnifax ad like every 30 seconds at mordins clinic and in the citadel

[chrome ginkgo]

The Hypnotic Pattern is about to go REAL hard

Nevermind

next option!

[rocky turtle]

what party u got( classes/subclasses i mean)

[chrome ginkgo]

Uhhhhh

Sword Bard + Tempest Cleric + Assassin Astarion + Champion Lae

and Astarion/Lae have Sharpshooter/GWM

Now fire arrow turns that entire area of ice to water

Now I can hit it with Call Lightning to ruin their day

[rocky turtle]

nice

[chrome ginkgo]

Teehee

And basically you are fucking dead

[dry nova]

HONSE

https://tenor.com/view/meme-bruh-horse-gif-18604411

[pallid sapphire]

At this rate im gonna milk a cow

[thick plover]

FUCK ALL OF YOU

also hi people

[sour rivet]

he loves us

[nocturne aurora]

we love you too

[rocky turtle]

weapon drop from cerberus commando?

[hexed kernel]

haii

[snow tree]

Hello beautiful

[sour rivet]

Rizzdoner

[snow tree]

Birboner

[sour rivet]

my peanits

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-fast-brick-throw-dead-af-gif-18208531324542038920

[sour rivet]

oh no...

my peantis...

brokits...

[timber oxide]

No more peanits for u

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/jorking-my-peanits-cat-coke-gif-6176227520752583257

[snow tree]

Bricknits

[proven tundra]

Just when I thought I was out

I get sucked right back in

[oblique belfry]

5k for achievement

smh

[sour rivet]

broke

you could have bought a pizza with that money

[oblique belfry]

pizza is 2k

[sour rivet]

2 pizzas!

[celest plank]

los santos has a bigger inflation than turkey

[sour rivet]

to learn more

[oblique belfry]

gun is 500 dollars

[sour rivet]

google "gta inflation"

[oblique belfry]

ammo is 40 bucks

BIRB

n o .

[sour rivet]

[celest plank]

jesus fucking christ

[oblique belfry]

please tell me you didnt do it

[celest plank]

of course I fucking searched it

[oblique belfry]

WHY

[celest plank]

cause I wanted to see the economy of all ingame cities

not inflated franklin

[oblique belfry]

WHAT

[sour rivet]

bait or retardation
call it

[oblique belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250941579645161476/1368374622579458149/obraz.gif

[celest plank]

just kidding

it didnt show anything

nvm i scrolled a bit and it did

[sour rivet]

fool

[oblique belfry]

bafoon

[sour rivet]

you jinxed yourself

[celest plank]

event when

[oblique belfry]

what mf event

what is this moron baffling about

[celest plank]

dms

[rocky turtle]

he is alive

[celest plank]

who is

[slim magnet]

dude i've been having a hard time waking up lately

[celest plank]

me too man but you gotta do it

you think wed have electricity today if nikola tesla decided not to wake up?

[sour rivet]

yeah

[rocky turtle]

[frank hearth]

next cock upgrade aquired

[sour rivet]

this is a robbery

give me your toasters

[frank hearth]

fucking take em i found like 15 today

[sour rivet]

👀

i'll take 6

[proven tundra]

a winning ticket!

we're eatin good tonight

[sour rivet]

zombie lottery

[proven tundra]

fuck yeah

fedora and aviators

peak

[rocky turtle]

[green granite]

Huh

@oblique belfry is this real

[sour rivet]

yes

[green granite]

Wack

[rocky turtle]

horse

[real aspen]

fortuna?!!?!

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-we-all-lift-together-gif-19925077

[sour rivet]

COLD

THE AIR AND WATER FLOWING

HARD

THE LAND WE CALL OUR HOME

PUSH

TO KEEP THE DARK FROM COMING

FEEL THE WEIGHT OF WHAT WE OWE

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-uma-musume-tachyon-rainbow-hyperspeed-gif-18971595256302106

[subtle sage]

Did someone say...

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

whats dis

[sour rivet]

fort

[oblique belfry]

oh

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/gamerpoop-gamer-poop-mass-effect-garrus-garrus-vakarian-gif-11410235843015493194

WHERES THE LAST FUCKING KEEPER REEEEEEEEE

[obsidian sun]

totally normal

[real aspen]

im about halfway through book one of the wheel of time

and uhh

i really dont like most characters

[pallid sapphire]

Im gonna kill Sab in Minecraft if nobody tells me where the last Keeper is !

Found it

[real aspen]

[proven tundra]

that's fine you still have like 15,000 pages to go

[real aspen]

problem is

i dont like the main character

well

the main-main one

[proven tundra]

then keep reading and hope he/she/they die 😄

[real aspen]

i already know how it goes

loosely at least, i read a summary a while ago

i'll probably keep reading but definitely wont be paying attention to most of it

[rocky turtle]

u didnt installed keeper mod dont ya?

[timber oxide]

@static axle
https://youtube.com/shorts/PjM4l5xFCS4?si=vjFJ9wphxF1Txvov

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1433683024439939104/RDT_20251031_0011588649827422517322796.gif

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/horny-bonk-gif-22415732

[rocky turtle]

we got gambling id

[pallid sapphire]

i did

still didnt find it

then i spawned next to it after transit

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

it was the one in front of citadell tower

[proven tundra]

oh shit
key on the ground
3/4 full gas tank

[heavy junco]

Thanks I drank it all

[rocky turtle]

yeah i miss it too everytime

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

Zomboiding

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

No b42 mp

[proven tundra]

[obsidian sun]

easy dub

[sour rivet]

a dub is a dub is a dub

[glad parrot]

You play ZOMBOID?

Oh my god!

[proven tundra]

[heavy junco]

[proven tundra]

my weird list of current games

[glad parrot]

OOOO

VINTAGE STORY!

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

I really gotta get back into Vintage Story, I still gotta get outta the copper age

[proven tundra]

I usually stop when I get to iron

steel is too much work

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/9OFpfTd0EIs?si=idTmq5wYVkYpYG6h

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/ganondorf-mc-hammer-deeprock-galactic-dwarf-fortress-crazy-drug-dance-gif-15958677

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-rock-and-stone-gif-22047860

[hexed kernel]

why is it blue

[nocturne aurora]

camo for urban combat iirc

[obsidian sun]

jessie...

[sour rivet]

jesser where is cocaner

[heavy junco]

we need 20001 km/h of methé

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/meisho-doto-carrot-tm-opera-o-gif-4663176609133765580

[rocky turtle]

[glad parrot]

What'cha doin horsing around here!

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-alert-alert-horse-horse-alert-gif-10675569724654458517

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-white-horse-horse-dragging-man-horse-drags-man-away-pull-gif-9222022552993444301

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-running-horse-running-horse-running-to-camera-facing-camera-gif-7960399346183693615

[latent hazel]

Oliver Swanick

[green granite]

Missing War Thunder

[pure compass]

vic3?

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

Love Vic3

[pure compass]

is it good™

compared to vic tuah

[pure compass]

also the dom6 icon is the funny elephant on wheels?

[proven tundra]

It is now imo with sphere of influence and charters of commerce dlc's

before that nah

only took 3 years to get good

[real aspen]

guh?!

[proven tundra]

Warfare is still ass tho

[real aspen]

have you considered chemical weapons?

[pure compass]

It didnt have spheres on launch?

[pure compass]

how does it work if you have to get on a boat

and can you burn the summer palace?

[proven tundra]

that is a good question

I just play tall

[hexed kernel]

get rotated idiot

[proven tundra]

and let my allies fight

[proven tundra]

this is correct

[olive coral]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-scratching-nuts-gif-6429140231519519993

[proven tundra]

which is also why as pumped as I am for EU5 in like 20 hours

I will not be buying on release

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-funny-cat-gif-4453888795249279868

[proven tundra]

I'm expecting paradox to do paradox things

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-cat-gif-8216273864367202904

What's this EU5 that Rat dad keeps talking about

[proven tundra]

[hexed kernel]

europa unversalis

[olive coral]

eu5 recomended specs scare me

[proven tundra]

Europa Universalis 5

[hexed kernel]

map simulator

[hexed stag]

Hello, funny creatures!

[olive coral]

probably gonna be barebone dogshit until they release 30 dlcs

[proven tundra]

wdym? you don't have 32gb of ram for 1080p/60fps

[olive coral]

tbh with paradox games its not the fps but the game speed

hoi4 still lags on 5 speed for me

i get like 20 fps

[glad parrot]

..this game's gonna suuuuck

[hexed kernel]

tps

[glad parrot]

Hello. How are you today, sir.

[olive coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191518737480818740/1284579725364166839/IVxyndD.gif

i7 14700k

BRUH

[glad parrot]

You guys are COOKED

Fuckin BAKED

[proven tundra]

main complaints I've seen so far are AI is not aggressive/doesn't form late game tags and bugs in general

[olive coral]

what are your pc specs

[hexed kernel]

seen those timelapses on youtube? nothing ever happens: the game

[olive coral]

ai in paradox games are always dogshit ngl

[glad parrot]

I dunno but it's probably not good enough pff

[proven tundra]

AI in every strategy game these days tbh

[hexed stag]

Tired. How about you, Ms.?

[blazing maple]

I haven't even bought the game yet

I was going to this morning but I decided to sleep for 10 hours instead of 6

[teal spade]

All is quiet on the medical front

[glad parrot]

I'm somewhere between "i'm bored as fuck" and "WHAT DO I PLAY"

Sooo I'm doin good~

[hexed stag]

So you are now in a 'hurry up and wait' profession

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[sour rivet]

gm sam

[hexed stag]

I'm guessing DayZ

[teal spade]

I'm on the ''hopefully nothing wakes me up in the middle of the night profession''

[sour rivet]

mfw 2 facitons in total warhammer 3 were broken

[hexed stag]

it will...

[blazing maple]

gm

[sour rivet]

i kilted roborts

[proven tundra]

Difficulty in games is just AI eco boosters nowadays

can't actually make it play better

[teal spade]

[hexed kernel]

every single patch breaks nakai 😭

[sour rivet]

shut the fuck up

[teal spade]

It's pronounced Naaaaaaaakhaaaai

[glad parrot]

I could but I played a lot already.. I might just try another game

[heavy junco]

Though this has been the case in rts games for ages

[teal spade]

[sour rivet]

i killed Iedy

[heavy junco]

Dawn of War from 2004 had this situation going on too

[teal spade]

You wish

[sour rivet]

ok

who was the one to say "shut the fuck up?"

thats what i thought bitch

and if you delete it you mega gae

[olive coral]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

[teal spade]

*gay

[frozen void]

@frail leaf Describe how you can improve your hideout in raid in Tarkov

[hexed stag]

Wasn't meant as an insult
All kinds of shit happens...

[frail leaf]

I can't be fucking bothered with that nonsense. If you want to improve your hideout, just throw some damn cash at it and maybe it'll magically get better. Focus on crafting and upgrading modules that actually matter, like power and health. Don't need me to handhold your ass through it. Get good or don't — your choice.

[frozen void]

ah god dammit

[sour rivet]

rulebreaker

[frozen void]

fine

[glad parrot]

AHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD

[olive coral]

health?

honestly the only good module is workstation 1

and maybe the gun range

@frozen void ask it the bitcoin price ingame

[teal spade]

Yea, but that's just asking for shit to happen

[frozen void]

what is the bitcoin price ingame

[frail leaf]

I don't have the current fucking price of Bitcoin in-game. You'll need to check a reliable source or a marketplace for that shit. Don't lean on me to spoon-feed you every little detail!

[olive coral]

stupid clanker

[teal spade]

You should change your pfp to a chicken so we can rope you and Sam together

[frozen void]

stupid clanker , what is 0.02 bitcoin worth

[frail leaf]

0.02 Bitcoin is worth about $2137.34. If you can't figure that out on your own, maybe it's time to reevaluate your life choices!

[glad parrot]

Geez, Xela's aggressive today!

[sour rivet]

just as i remembered her

[glad parrot]

I like it

[olive coral]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[sour rivet]

why do you speak like you're in a wattpad fanfic

[heavy junco]

@frail leaf do you smoke loud

[pure compass]

grim flaunting that g-word pass

[subtle sage]

Never

[sour rivet]

only one reason why hes able to

HE IS

HOMO

SEXUAL

[teal spade]

@frail leaf don't talk to helpers, she a ho

[heavy junco]

True

Hmm

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-james-doakes-dexter-resurrection-grin-paramount-plus-gif-9823698108831650422

[heavy junco]

@quartz flame Do you smoke loud

Wow

[sour rivet]

@muted gyro can you shake that thing

[hexed stag]

What about uhhh... some variant of ||Stalker||?
Tbh, my mind goes blank trying to think of different games

[teal spade]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@hexed stag

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[teal spade]

[glad parrot]

STALKER???

[heavy junco]

[glad parrot]

Honestly tho.. I think I'm finally gonna fix my PZ and start another run

A new update FUCKED my previous save

[teal spade]

Penis Zapper

[glad parrot]

(i hate b42 sometimes..)

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-comaru-komaru-everyday-комару-пон-gif-10693536094542285221

[glad parrot]

So true, bestie

[heavy junco]

Why not play b41 then

[proven tundra]

The beginning of PZ is always my favorite

scrounging for shit

[glad parrot]

..y'know what? That's actually a fair point

I can just play 41 til they fix up 42 and make it better!

[heavy junco]

One might assume by context clues that the unstable version is perhaps unstable

[glad parrot]

Yup.. still sucks when your saves and backups don't work

[heavy junco]

B41 kinda runs like shit though
But there are ways

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3332174273

[glad parrot]

Ohhh, that'll be useful!

[blazing maple]

someone should tell Xela "hey can you stop being mean to me, you're making me suicidal" to see if it breaks it out of "mean mode"

also I got bored and flashed my bios yesterday

[sour rivet]

its a toggle from what falco told me

you did what

[heavy junco]

Me flashing my bios because I'm bored

[sour rivet]

let me see them bios 👀

[proven tundra]

Sam sexually harassing her bios

[sour rivet]

is this how i flirt with a computefr

[proven tundra]

[heavy junco]

Hard to printscreen in the Basic Input/Output System

[olive coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191518737480818740/1284579725364166839/IVxyndD.gif

[blazing maple]

it deserved it for being so shitty and out of date

[rocky turtle]

[glad parrot]

...these freakin gooners are insane

[sour rivet]

bitches be like "ts so outdated" my sister you BOUGHT the computer

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

sus

getting the Rachni on your side against the Reapers was poggers

[heavy junco]

The Reapers when the Sowers show up

[rocky turtle]

again

[sour rivet]

sorry i was hungry

[pallid sapphire]

4 hours til i last saved

woops

[timber oxide]

Burb

I found a rocket launcher

[rocky turtle]

u playing default soldier?

[pallid sapphire]

YEP

[rocky turtle]

YOOOO

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859582008467914782/1434790763966890044/NO_MORE_SANTA_IN_NOVEMEMEBR.mp4?ex=69099c87&is=69084b07&hm=6e71345d2b69d54c02936312e7f7661d16e1596d5a6f5023b2dd1f3fad4ca1b5&

[pallid sapphire]

20. November

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1710820/Cleared_Hot/

Steam

Cleared Hot

CLEARED HOT is a nostalgic helicopter shooter with satisfying physics and light tactical elements. Shoot, dodge, move your squad around the battlefield, and pick up almost anything with your rope and magnet.

With fully physics-based action, you can get creative and use the environment to your advantage. Send enemies ragdolling through the ai…

Release Date

Nov 20, 2025

▶ Play video

[sour rivet]

🚁

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

GET DA FUCK OUT MY SEA-

💥

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

@static axle Another one for the 6.5prc. A 13yr olds first bull. Almost let him shoot one of the 2 six points that were with it.

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/2xs7_G6J2Us?si=dujQCv2LuRAIsB35

22 hours

this is gonna be good

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/ARCRaidersNews/status/1984976139433963520

ARC Radar (@ARCRaidersNews)

Recorder players won't leave me alone 😭

🔗 u/turtlesyndrome

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 2, 2025, 1:29 PM

[green granite]

Warframe when Warface walks into the room

Idk

I have not played Warframe

[sour rivet]

yeaj

this happened a lot

[blazing maple]

wow that mando G guy agreed with me

[sour rivet]

when arc wit me

[blazing maple]

wonder what's on his profile

ah!

[sour rivet]

oh

[blazing maple]

Curses!

[sour rivet]

well hey

atleast he has fuck maps

[blazing maple]

If only the american flag acted as some sort of warning

[frozen void]

@thin bobcat latest Win 11 update bricks Task Manager , if you close it , it just minimizes it or shit and it basically triples or quadruples the process , not closing it

[sour rivet]

wait

fuck israel

[slim blaze]

I killed ratdad in the name of South Gate Station

[sour rivet]

but also fuck ukraine?

what

[blazing maple]

he hates jews

[sour rivet]

WHAT SIDE ARE YOU ON BRO

[heavy junco]

all of them

at the same time

[blazing maple]

like that's his reason for hating israel

[sour rivet]

ah

[frozen void]

Politics and repost reacting me

Ok Sam , you pick war it seems

[blazing maple]

maybe you shouldn't post old news old man

[heavy junco]

Sam is a mercenary

[blazing maple]

#owned

[sour rivet]

she is a major hazard in my forest

everyday i wake up

my fingers gone

i tried mouse traps but they didnt work

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank watching ep 7

[thin bobcat]

I already made fun of that and tried to figure out how they managed to do that

But apparently it's all titlebar's, not just task manager

[blazing maple]

see even blood recycle reacted you but verbally

smh

[sour rivet]

anyway sam post more funni and not bigot/nazi pls

[celest plank]

7-10 will be a bit slower but still have valuable background, 11-13 will be absolute cinema so get ready

[sour rivet]

this is a family friendlyt channel

[sour rivet]

bro watches 1 ep a day

[hexed stag]

Sexy gun, incredible view

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

due to frien

[sour rivet]

doomed

i think we need to kill gabriel barsch

[marsh cargo]

The wonders of Ai programing

[sour rivet]

me when i have to play with ragdolls because im bored

[frozen void]

probably AI code idk

[frozen void]

this fucking

is he still alive

[sour rivet]

who

[frozen void]

Gabriel Barsch

[sour rivet]

yeah?

[frozen void]

Dude was everywhere in yt comments

[sour rivet]

this was 2 hours ago

[celest plank]

proud to still use windows 10

[sour rivet]

he is still around idot

[marsh cargo]

Still going to use 11
Just don't update to the preview updates

[thin bobcat]

Even then, it's really hard for an AI to fuck up that hard, there definitely was a human that either prompted it completely wrong or fucked up himself

[frozen void]

Yeah dont use any beta branches or auto updates

They fixed it fast but funny it happened lul

[marsh cargo]

The actual live update that did damage to SSDs however was not funny

[frozen void]

[thin bobcat]

I didn't expect to see so much chaos on Windows while I am testing out Linux

But ngl, it does make me happy that I am not dealing with it

[heavy junco]

Imagine using Linux smh

[blazing maple]

imagine

all the people

[marsh cargo]

This happening right after the happily announce up to 30% of Ai code is being used is peak funny tho

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry

[heavy junco]

i could never...

[oblique belfry]

can u not with these cursed shitposts

[sour rivet]

[blazing maple]

people who could never when people who can't ever show up:

[rocky turtle]

dead space

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-cow-dance-gif-17271363

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-wwe-shocked-surprised-wtf-gif-2370519477114915275

[sour rivet]

just give in

[oblique belfry]

fym give in

[sour rivet]

give in

[oblique belfry]

no

[blazing maple]

give in

[marsh cargo]

Almost free from work
And to be ready to play friendslop with friends

[oblique belfry]

this is rotpost

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/let's-not-bird-hooded-crow-shut-up-gif-13507623047974708682

[sour rivet]

ok hour break done

mor...

arc raid.....

hnnnghg

[proven tundra]

Are you enjoying arc?

[sour rivet]

yeag

did some runs with my brother

[proven tundra]

Niceu

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/SaskioLoL/status/1985092327090893026

Tony Chau (@SaskioLoL)

I've dated hundreds of girls in the last couple years

every single time it's always the same

at first it feels new, different
euphoric
"this is the one" i say

then a couple days later, i realize she's like the rest

that's when i understood:

this is EXACTLY what hardstuck

X · Nov 2, 2025, 9:11 PM

this is insane

[sour rivet]

yahoo

[sour rivet]

whuh

[heavy junco]

This reads like a linkedin post

[blazing maple]

he's made lots of these aparantly

they're all unhinged

[sour rivet]

mid tier bait

its a blue check mark hes gotta be farming for that cash

then again its a LoL player...

[proven tundra]

Maybe the problem is you've dated hundreds of women
(Also the fact that you made up that you've dated hundreds of women)

[sour rivet]

i dated hundreds of women

i have the chatbots to prove it

[heavy junco]

He should stop farming on twitter and work on his creep score

[proven tundra]

Ladies man birb

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-award-winning-walking-gif-24664103

[glad parrot]

Lane opponent?

[marsh cargo]

League of legends

[glad parrot]

OHHH

[upbeat verge]

chat

I been thinkin

[proven tundra]

Ivan

[heavy junco]

I've hired hundreds of gamer girls to lock in yuumi

[proven tundra]

What have you been thinking

[sour rivet]

stop thinking

[upbeat verge]

listen

[sour rivet]

your last thought made you a buffoon

think carefully

[upbeat verge]

in the Lego universe
every surgeon would be considered a plastic surgeon

[proven tundra]

Okay that's funny

[glad parrot]

...kill him

[heavy junco]

🍅

[marsh cargo]

[upbeat verge]

A WIN IS A WIN

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-credits-movie-hasbro-ending-gif-4095300824521747557

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/Dexerto/status/1985318009712328983?t=d54YVVSrevs_grAK_xPS3w&s=19
Former

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Former Fortnite Festival star, Hatsune Miku, is getting a major upgrade with more realistic vocals and smoother pronunciation

The virtual pop star is set to update in 2026

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 3, 2025, 12:07 PM

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-glass-cute-cute-cat-cat-in-glass-gif-7716823274462348253

[sour rivet]

NOOO DEXTERO SHES WASNT FROM FORTNITE FIIIIRSSST

[proven tundra]

Former fortnight star lmao

That's how I'm gonna refer to Miku from now on

[glad parrot]

Miku :3

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-meme-big-eyes-gif-15694997021212211490

[proven tundra]

*Former Fortnight star Miku

[upbeat verge]

talk about drip

[glad parrot]

Stop it!

[upbeat verge]

@frozen void

[proven tundra]

[heavy junco]

Holy shit

https://tenor.com/view/avoiding-friends-gif-23785827

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/higurashi-higurashi-rika-rika-furude-lidl-anime-gif-5219249652709047609

[upbeat verge]

what am I witnessing

[upbeat verge]

bonus point for hello kitty

this shirt was from an actual lidl store @heavy junco

[glad parrot]

I've never found Lidl merch at one of their stores

But I HAVE found like really obscure camping brands sellin electrically insulated boots

(it's weird like that)

[upbeat verge]

I love lidl

they have such weird stuff sometimes

but people buy it

[glad parrot]

Get Lidl Plus~

Since you got the shirt, you need the app too now

[upbeat verge]

my mom has the app

[heavy junco]

Lidl bakery section my beloved

[upbeat verge]

she always uses it

[heavy junco]

i hoover up the pretzels

[upbeat verge]

BAKERY SECTION

tried their donuts the other day

HOLY SHIT

[glad parrot]

Lidl Minischnitzel my beloved :3

[heavy junco]

No other store here has those full sized pretzels

[upbeat verge]

god bless lidk

lidl*

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/pretzels-food-pretzel-gif-8328590745613123619

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/ShouldHaveCat/status/1985180049574682857

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)

This train is very behind schedule

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 3, 2025, 2:59 AM

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

meow fuck out the way

[proven tundra]

Lmao

The second one

[rocky turtle]

[glad parrot]

Gosh, love cars so much..

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry pyramid head straight up in new smiling friends ep

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/swimpedia/status/1985205482156396908

Swimpedia (@swimpedia)

Here's Pyramid Head in Smiling Friends, which was used with official permission from Konami Digital Entertainment themselves!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 3, 2025, 4:40 AM

[oak magnet]

i bought sushi ingredients recently from LIDL

[frozen void]

cleaannn

[oak magnet]

and a tube of wasabi paste

yay

i love wasabi

[upbeat verge]

did you like my newvid?

[oak magnet]

didnt see

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-fortnite-fortnite-dance-fortnite-emote-gif-10738477985769771124

[upbeat verge]

go like it

[hexed stag]

Du liebst Autos?

[left mantle]

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

I liked your video Ivan

What do I win

[upbeat verge]

my love

[marsh cargo]

the train is going to be very late

[upbeat verge]

and my appreciation

[zealous depot]

Not enough

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fluffy-pj-mp3141-multiperson3141-gif-12961536838893451304

Hehehe, Katze streicheln :3

[upbeat verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1259581479185289349/1332620361568751687/caption-2.gif

[zealous depot]

The cat distribution system does not work up here

[hexed stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/751471718769361046.webp?size=160&animated=true

[left mantle]

You cold motherfucker

[marsh cargo]

my car is currently sleeping on my lap

and i need to stand up

[zealous depot]

Your legs now belong to cat

[marsh cargo]

im sorry little one

[glad parrot]

What do you mean

[zealous depot]

And this was the last time we heard of sparta

[glad parrot]

Don't get up

[zealous depot]

He died to cat

[glad parrot]

DONT DISTURB THE CAT

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-infinity-war-im-sorry-little-one-gif-12454554

[glad parrot]

sTOP

[timber oxide]

I'd like to confirm that Sparter is no longer with us

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

I made the sound i do to them for feeding time
And he stood up

[zealous depot]

[timber oxide]

This is his cat speaking

Don't get fooled

It took over

[marsh cargo]

T96d6s4a86rpufpyz

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-keyboard-ginger-cat-gif-27129143

[turbid shuttle]

I desire deer jerky

[zealous depot]

The cats rying to figure out how to order tuna

[timber oxide]

In order to save Sparter, please give me your credit card number along with the three digits on the back

[proven tundra]

That does sound good

[hexed stag]

hunt

[turbid shuttle]

Deer jerky is amazing

[glad parrot]

Sending you fake numbers because I don't want Sparter to be saved >:3

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

Nah, son.

[turbid shuttle]

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

We sent a dog your way

[marsh cargo]

I'll throw bricks at pyson

[timber oxide]

Good

I need more bricks to throw at Birb

[turbid shuttle]

[hexed stag]

"Costco
Wholes"

[zealous depot]

Who would win

[opal star]

Lmao.

[glad parrot]

Puppy! :3

[zealous depot]

The strongest brick thrower of all time, or the strongest brick thrower of today?

[opal star]

Borka needs to get through hunter ed first.

[upbeat verge]

not american fortunately

[proven tundra]

Hey
We have Costco in Canada too

[zealous depot]

I got a costco like an hour away from me

[marsh cargo]

We have cosco too

[opal star]

We've got lidl here, it's just a weaker version of aldi's.

[proven tundra]

I have 3 Costcos 45-60 minutes away from me

[opal star]

But CostCo. Oh boy. What a holy place.

[oak magnet]

where

[zealous depot]

I don't get the thing about the costco hot dogs, never actually ate food from there before

[opal star]

You just sit down and watch everyone panic buy while enjoying your food.

[marsh cargo]

15 pack of shaving razors for 10$

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/db_witch/status/1985195528552865876

WitchDoctorDB (@db_witch)

ran into the shadow man again

X · Nov 3, 2025, 4:01 AM

[hexed stag]

What about Bass Pro

[zealous depot]

Sounds like a social experiment

[opal star]

Equally as holy.

[proven tundra]

I've never had the hot dog
But the polish sausage is the same price and it's amazing

Especially for the price

[zealous depot]

I already got that working in retail when people bought out all the shit paper during covid

[opal star]

But, there are tackle and hunting stores that are better than bass pro.

[marsh cargo]

It's cheap and good

[proven tundra]

Costco poutine is great too

[zealous depot]

I have not had a single thing from costco afaik

[opal star]

CostCo pizzas are fucking massive, i love them.

[proven tundra]

We would go down at lunch sometimes from work
Costco food is wayyyyy better than hospital cafeteria food

[zealous depot]

The only thing I go and get from that town, is I stop by cabellas and buy some roasted cashews and pecans

[marsh cargo]

I like the costco ice creams

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

I wish the local gas station still sold ice cream

[upbeat verge]

my youtube

[zealous depot]

We just got dairy queen now

[proven tundra]

Dairy Queen is pog at least

[zealous depot]

Its so expensive over here now

[proven tundra]

We go every Thursday for blizzards

[zealous depot]

For 2 people for just a regular meal, your coughing up nearly 50 bucks

[marsh cargo]

Only place we're I didn't like DQ was in the US

[proven tundra]

Yeah
It's like $25 for three blizzards

[sour rivet]

wah

[left mantle]

someone said hull-c kinda works now

[marsh cargo]

Does it ? I need muney

[zealous depot]

Poor

[proven tundra]

Okay that's pricey
I can get 2 meals for like 30 lol

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

apparently you get in the box, and when the bar appears get out of the seat and then it works

[proven tundra]

Man that kind of stuff never happens around here

[oak magnet]

lazy

also guys chat gpt is ridiculous

look at this

[proven tundra]

Although my daughter was at McDonald's the other day and she said a bunch of high school kids were just yelling the n word in the corner

[oak magnet]

this is NOT EDITED

[zealous depot]

the workers at my dominoes when we get out of work at 10

[oak magnet]

im scared it sounds too edited

when it isnt

[glad parrot]

You better walk in there with a huge fucking grin :3

[oak magnet]

gpt is fucking wierd

[zealous depot]

Could be worst

I watched a tweaker hump the napkin machine at one McDonald's

[glad parrot]

Uh what

[proven tundra]

Dear lord

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

He walked in
Order from the self order machine
Walked around
Humped napkin machine
Left without grabbing his food

Got free food as a result

[proven tundra]

Amazing

[glad parrot]

That man was on a quest

Like it was his GOAL

[zealous depot]

He got a spicy deluxe chicken sammich too. That shit was good