#╟❓general-offtopic
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Yup, you're cooked
Annoy someone now
Meow meow meow meow meow
im reinstalling dayz u got my permission
Oh no im staying far away from you
with all due respect
why lol
you play dayz
whats wrong with dayz players
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Nothing yall just smell a certain way
(me who plays DayZ too..)
"I suffer from daily abuse"
whos shooting in elektro
me
donr kill plsssss im bambi
Can you say murder in hunter
Murder Bambi mother
oh man that got my memories woken up , when side chat was introduced
everyone was talkin like crazy
while me potshotting them mfers in elektro
Man i'm gonna have that weird transition again where my keyboard just feels weird since I swapped back to my linears
haker in berezino report enjoy you're ban kid
eh a half day of typing and you'll be ok
fkn camper wookie at nwaf get a life -_-
old DayZ beta days were def special
having a character alive for 100 hours+ felt good
I started playin a few months ago, was the older version more fun?
It was way less smooth
Yeah
the Beta days were mostly cool for the whole game/style being novel. it was super limited in mechanics so no fucking around with the shit inventory etc
it was focused on Zombies a lot more, but def so much more buggy too
the jank made it special
Well, not really
It's much more stable and playable nowadays
Early days of standalone were full of turbo hackers and desync and bugs
I feel like I'd enjoy DayZ.
But I don't want to fall into the timesink 
Ohhh.. sounds like a freakin mess honestly
it was, the good mess tho
For sure it was great
I loved the arma 2 mod but it was cheater jank
Kinda sad I didn't get to experience that then! Woulda been cool to see
It’s not that much of a Time sink
Just don’t check my recent play time
exacly
you could hack in weapons by attaching a script to run when a chicken died
because chickens were clientside but still lootable
I haven't ran into any hackers on the usual servers but Official is uhh.. yeah
Let's just say it's rough
What..
Who the hell figured that out?
Arma 2 was very clientside favored
The early networking bugs in dz standalone were mostly them trying to change it into being serversided
Like hitting vault and it went through 20 seconds later
10/10 netcode
That's silly pff
I think there's still some problems tho
mmmh the urge is too stronk. gonna start Arc tonight i guess
Or the vehicles being a deathtrap
I get inventory bugs ALL the time
That was still the case last time I played
(they still are)
I mean, they're better now but uhhh
It's a bullet magnet now
AAAAND if you've got a bad driver?
Bike def always was my preferred way of travelling, quiet but still faster than running. but also dangerously buggy 
In the mod desync would prioritize clientside position
Exhibit A
in the game it's serverside
probably crashed
so if you desync you get forced into where the server thinks you are
Which often means wrapping your car around a tree and dying instantly
inkettible
Probably! You never know in this game
what else do y ou play?
I guess that's why a lotta people say they prefer walking over driving
Yes
On modded servers with stores they often wont even refund vehicles lost to bugs
It happens so often that admins couldnt keep up
running servers was a full time job almost 
Mostly DayZ and PZ! Bit of Barotrauma and Vintage Story too, depends on the mood~
Geez.. I've never even SEEN an admin before
"A mod updated and I got pinged eight times on discord at 4 am because it's bootlooping"
I guess the mod and the game are a bit different in that way
hmm. I'm not familiar with those
I dunno
Some of them have absurd modlists
Or was it Epoch..
Go play vallhalla
They're all pretty fun and kinda niche but Zomboid's gotten pretty famous before
Shoulda heard of that at least?
WHYYYY WHATS WITH THAT GAME
Wind doesn't seem to know!
I'll check it out when I'm home thennn
oh, I've seen it but it doesn't speak to me
Yeahhh, there's always games like that
I mean I was the same when I started off, I was like
"This game looks like torture" but it turned out to be more fun than imagined
(still tough tho)

49
Actually less
Cause some of them are the same person
On different accounts
Umm
Three maybe
Block me and make it 4
1 blocked message.....

Some games I've played seem fun at first but turn into torture over time
Block me and make it 50
Multiple :<
Block me and make it 7 :3
True...
..interwebs is scary as fuck sometimes
I had a stalker on Insta for a while.. creepy
Yeahh
Ooof
I have insta set to follow only
Saaame, I just keep things safe now~
Nobody seriously calls Twitter "X"
And I did that too now :3
I know :3
The everything app
Xitter
I just do it because it's stupid
The "terminally online hellhole"
..a guy here creeped me out so I dipped
But now I figured out you can just block people :3
I dunno, I never checked
die
Oop
Hi drain
But judgin that they've never like.. tagged me here? Probably gone!
Crab
hi drain 
wot?
Wanna play mad father
what the game about?
:3
Hey germans are cool
they dealt with my shenanigans for 2 years
Car :3
average discord gif experience

watch dry say #🎪bruh-fart
hello ivan
me and @little depot
and I'm recording my video
idk the one on the right
yoo
me 3?
potential effect 3 
i go shower
@little depot
tysm
hiii chat :3
Paying taxes
Folding your clothes
Folding the dishes
Good morning chatters
Use :3
omg haii
hello rattington
one of the rat emoji isnt synced with the others
rewind time until the script is right
@proven tundra @glad parrot @rocky turtle @little depot
the strawberry showergel i use goes hard
frfr
proof?

after shower
That's a really good choice! Nothin like the scent of strawberry~
I always think of summer
I used to use this perfume
and it was just called boiled water
it smelled great tho

it is
..I'll be honest, same
That looks so MISLEADING
MY STUPID ASS WOULD THINK THATS STRAWBERRY MILK
us in the emergency room be like
Y'all would be playing patty cake in the damn emergency room lmao
now i smell wonderful
@glad parrot @little depot
Just in, person found mauled by bear after attempting to pet it
@proven tundra Rat
proof
worth it
Lafe
the fat rat or something
The people in this street throw their trash next to tge fucking bins

And wonder why they got rats
I cant even explain them
They dont speak german or english
just a silly little guy
HUH? WTF BE CAREFUL
hey thats my job
tru

Ah yes,they are not even scared and nibble on children
For real i could catch and pet it
they made a 5th europe?
Ye
Ye
Already
cant wait for paradox to drop 8 dlcs that are 120 euroes each
Now then,call your children home or they meet my friend the trusty shovel
Cmon now that's unfair
They're usually only like 25 euros
okay sorry lemme spend 500 euroes on the game
Ive spend like 400€ on stellaris due dlc 
Same
Fucking paradox

the ever helpful and reliable steam api:
@little depot what soap yoiu use for face?
I had to make myself stop buying EU4 and HoI dlc's because I wasn't even playing them anymore
something like this
the ones from oxy are quite nice too
XINPING XI SHE
i dont use soap
yeah but I usually use some aloe vera first
and then cream
and then wash off cream
and then use acid
men be like
Now imagine if i saw this and went glory to lenin
lowkey such a good soap
are those olives?
despicable
???
https://youtu.be/eDp8X0B7-Zo?si=IaZ_QKSN0UC3ErtR @little depot @glad parrot
BLP Kosher - Virgin Ears (Official Video)
Stream Everywhere: https://blpkosher.ffm.to/virginears
#blpkosher #virginears

olives are the most strenuous form of culinary crimes
Yellowstone National Park is one of the most beautiful places on earth. Even just between the mountains and the wildlife, it would already be one of the most beautiful, but there are other features that make it truly unique. The thermal features at Yellowstone, including the famous painted pot pools, are some of the most striking features found ...
93C? we reached this in Plovdiv this summer
the fk they crying about
Ivan try not to be apathetic challenge
Aye
That's a song title of all time for sure..
Good luck!
SHUT
thankfully most of them aren't over 10 seconds
Goreshit - Splitshit (2012) - 08. I'm In Love With My Twin Sister (A Higher Love)
Though you can basically take any song from this sort of genre and it'll have a funny name
any goreshit song from that album works
or like any lolicore related stuff
Oh wait
What about this one
A Silver Mt. Zion - He Has Left Us Alone, but Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms… (2000) - 5. 13 Angels Standing Guard ’Round the Side of Your Bed
do not make me whip out the slam metal and tuned down drug death playlists
It's quite the mouthful

Let's see Paul Allen's..
Ok
I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
Now that's more religious than fucked up
gotta be one of my favorite of all time
and of course theres also "Was It Weird I Listened to “Im God” by Clams Casino’s When I Lost My Virginity"
music by car seat headrest
i do not know who created this image but i tried to find out. if anyone knows the creator please message me
https://carseatheadrest.bandcamp.com/track/portrait-of-the-artist-as-a-young-fag
HUH
my fav band
uh oh
slur in title
It's freakin over..
stone this homosexual
Car seat headrest fans are literally harmless puppies or menaces to society
One of my favorite song names is this one
Scary Bitches - Lesbian Vampyres From Outer Space
classic
What the fuck
alvin and the chipmunks in slam metal merch goes unfathomably hard
ragh i love when half the song is just the intro!!!!!!
Listen it gets good after 24:49
some of these I can't even show
i treally does doe
If you listen on a rainy Sunday after eating ice cream, it gets good..
WUTIWANT!!
saraunholy is peam
if you eat ice cream, good
yay ive been upgraded to bestie
I gotta listen to that like
femtanyl!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's a WILD genre name
god i love bit crushed screaming at 280 bpm -120 dB
https://youtu.be/IlZ-Lclu54E?si=IYfKOvDdCMx8_AAr
"I hope you win a trip to africa and choke on a grape"
@little depot @glad parrot
I Hope (Official Video) - Jay Lewis ft. Gorilla Mode Dezz x Mista Cain
Me listening to the worst noises imaginable that can barely be considered as music
experimental fans be like
but hey at least its not rory in early 20s
Stop hacking my pc
I was listening to Setari No Miu yesterday
Naku Rietsu is my favorite from that album I think
ive been listening to 33333333
idk what to think about it
wait this is peak

@upbeat verge
https://youtu.be/Ja47I2g7k2E
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Fake Everything
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Composer: Dmitry Ustinov
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Oh yeah, the REAL breakcore
ez
find a person
break something
listen to noise
profit
(scp cb femur breaker be like)
actually basically breakcore
told ya
Thats what im sayyyinnnnn
shepard noooo 
I sentence you to listen to Kumo 99 - Body N. Will [2022]
You too @little depot
Starcraft ghosts
NOOOOOO!!!
wdym kumo 99 is peak
It isss
I take back what I said, this is great..
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CRASH BOGUS
℗ 2025 torr
Released on: 2025-07-25
Main Artist: torr
Producer: torr
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Composer Lyricist: torr
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its my turn to send obscure music
Official music video from Chanpan, Ladji Mouflet "JUNGLE", available everywhere now: https://linktr.ee/chanpanmusic
Directed by Grace Dumdaw
In collaboration with WLAB
Director of Photography // Editor // VFX: Santiago Elliott
Producer // Assistant Director: Amanda Win
First Assistant Director: Jay Seba
3D Artist // Unreal Engine operator: Ro...
im literally johnny silverhand
are you a schizo meglomaniac
on occasion
im learning all samurai songs on electric
finally got the rhythm for never fade away fown
down
∆AIMON music video edited and arranged by ScUMBAG Movies.
http://scumbagmovies.com
Original song by: SWANS
http://swans.pair.com/
From the AMEN e.p. out on Tundra Dubs:
tundradub.bandcamp.com/album/amen-cdr-digital
and on iTunes:
itunes.apple.com/us/album/amen-ep/id419938666
Now this is noisy
grunge if it was good
real
This is really weird, certain npc I was able to have a conversation with just says “hello” “good to see you” in Skyrim how do I fix this?
so that is my problem of the day
Use big talk to counter their small talk



how would rats wear pants




Are bats flying rats or are bats flying cats
Google says they're more like primates than rats
theyre more carnivorans
so like cats
which means this is false
bats are just flying kitties
Pupper
Sky pubby
yess
No where near cats
I see
RAT
Apparently
STOP GASLIGHTING ME

I havelearned something today 
I'm not gaslighting you
I just don't like you and it's funny to lie to you
I'm not doing it to make you question your reality
I just don't care
I think that's how the meme goes


is that an icon

Its jeetus christmas
Get a 100% cheat, it's what I did because
version can't get 100%
Lmao
Le3 dont have that 100% shit
anyways I am going to do some stuff to fix this shit
Yes it does, it's basically a save editor or atleast that's what I used for it

Fuck off you little dipshit
im not playing captain hook version
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@pallid sapphire look at this BFG
is this mass effect
potential effect 3 with mods
Save editors can be used on a legit version too 
no shit 
im fine
are those reapers that wanna destroy the universe every 10k years?
Ye
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My arrangement of The Man Who Passed The Torch from the Armored Core VI Original Soundtrack
Singer: https://twitter.com/kaobnir
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niceu
I'm breaking stereotypes by being bad at producing music and speed running
I can't believe Rat dad thinks about us like that..
Wahhhhh
and seek many years of therapy
You sure this isn't just a therapy pyramid scheme
Generational trauma was invented by therapists to make money
shoves therapy mlm investments under the bed
:3
Do you think goombas have a workers union
i think strider squadron is the best squadron to have ever seen the blue of the unknown skies
The best squadron is squadron 42
Aint that right @left mantle

Bubble enthusiasts hearing about pop culture
@green granite
The horrors of awawar
Don't ask what Agnes tachyon was doing from 1938 to 1945
I'm gonna ask
VW is the same
I think she was in the eastern asia area of the war

oh man i am so back
it seems like you are addicted to that meme

Shocking indeed
@proven tundra that you ?
no
german cousins


Eat your kid
eat the kid
always on the move 24/7/356 in Rain Snow and Storm for you
i already ate one, this one is too skinny
damn
Didn't ask, eat it
Do i even kill him first
I have you tried
Farming more grain?
No

But mlord, the mongol hordes stole all my grain

i have jack shit to farm
Well steal it back
what's with all these shitty peasants lately
also
GOLD GOLD GOLD
what heavy metal do i have to drink if i get the clap
We should increase tax
lead,arsenic or some aqua reggia i stole from the local church?

Stealing? From the church?
Yes, they stole what i stole from the mongols
it already rotted off
Then we will cut off the dick of your wife
i ate her first
@oblique belfry you finished ep6 of sopranos?
ye
We don't care, put your head in the funny hole and don't worry about it
that one prolly has my favourite outro of the entire series
get ready cause shit is about to go down
since junior is boss
jr is a bitch
Does the outhouse count?
Yes
true
greedy mf
Twitch won't let me login at all anymore on Firefox
Even with twitch.tv whitelisted in adblocker

Is your head in the hole yet, peasant?
taxing a jew is crazy work though lmao
gives tony sideeyes until he pays him
Sire, its the brother of the peasant, he stumbled and he broke his head before reaching the outhouse
We are oficially starting a rebellion
What a shame
Watch out Pyrsong of Penistone
Sir @proven tundra , kill them
we are coming for you
didnt you leave this server like a month ago?
No lol?
wait
Im still cheesing it
im mixing you up with somebody

that other fucking guy
Who?
clinically blase
Lord rattington, you are outnumbered 1550 to 1
I just want to watch twitch streams while I mine iron 🙁
Thank you, as a reward I will give you another castle, made out of rats
surrender and we wont kill you, we'll still cut off your dick
perhaps I can interest you in this new streamer entrepreneur
@upbeat verge
Advertising? In muh discord?
WITCHCRAFT


BURN HIM IN A PYRE
sound about to get executed once again
my bad, I probably pinged the wrong person hahaha
Sound backpedalled instantly
You need a high speed camera for it
@upbeat verge@upbeat verge@upbeat verge@upbeat verge@upbeat verge@upbeat verge


YOU CHEAPSKATE FUCKING WHORE

@upbeat verge

dead ?
I made thumbnails for him
let me hang myself then
THIS MOTHER
@upbeat verge@upbeat verge@upbeat verge@upbeat verge@upbeat verge@upbeat verge@upbeat verge

ok im gonna advertise myself
watch and learn!
Ah yes
The rebellion problem is solved
Now I'm gonna sit on my throne and party and eat a lot of food until my greatest ally, sir @proven tundra backstabs me and becomes the next king


Jokes on you
You have gout
suffer
I already died, dummy
Oh well
These peasants, smh
why is gex called @timid hollow
ill burn in hell i suppose
?
?????
there he is
YOU CHEAPSKATE FUCKING WHORE
mongoloids
Good morning sunshine
got really into Ace Combat 7
sire, i ate some moldy bread and died to diarrhea 
AND I WAS FUCKING YOUR NEIGHBOUR, WHAT EXCUSE IS THAT

his neighbor is a dude
what is he talking about?
i dont know
Fellow peasant, drink a tincture of roses, filthy water and lead
what the hell
this will kill you
You lost your opportunity to get a potential viewer
This chat is getting too weird, I leave
but wont solve your diarrhea
he going full retard, like always
And I cannot get a prescription for xanax since thursday

Whst did i miss?
Peasant roleplay
Sound being a retard?
oh hey laff
Thats the usual
Hey im physicly impaired
Dont hurt me my polish bride
its just sound being sound, nothing of value, continue animation
explain in dms
tl;dr rat was complaining he couldn't open twitch on firefox so sound said "you can watch this guy instead" and pinged you
because rat wanted to watch a twitch streamer and I wanted to advertise this entrepreneur
I post my streams everytime on #╟🎮stalker-videos📹
called woodskov
sdalger only ?
7 people per month open that channel
so far sdalger only

you have to up your game man
I look at that channel on accident once per month
i dont even have it visible
I dont even know why I came here
I post there because otherwise mods will execute me

is this mf drunk
who shat in his cereal this morning
dunno
mines better 
someone laced his cereal with black tar
and I was wondering why my recording and screenshots didn't match up
turns out I forgot to record declofenac sodium
silly me
silly CEO
silly bulgarian
ok we fix
@oblique belfry @static axle

Something you don't see too often
I saw the opportunity
Thanks man
IM STARVING WHY U DO THAT
if you wanna watch streamers in your free time drop a follow on my youtube 
Ok that's too much 

@timber oxide you got competition
up your game
That plain macaroni statement proves this a lie

which one
I dont remember 

I forgot how retarded this chat is
Ivan? Competition? It's like saying that Birb is going to take my job away
Me neither
fuck
I'm just editing my video man 

He's so fucking funny
pyr you have like 4 videos 
Oh I have much more, they are just hidden
My entire catalogue of vids I made like 10 years ago is private (and not worth watching)
Volo is pog
yogurt is good 
Wtf is wrong with turkey
you literally called me balkan brother the other day

youre my neighbour
turkish has no balkan culture or heritage
its mostly tied to arab culture more than anything
Listen man truth hurts
no more creamed pudding for you
Creamed?
and I'm taking your rose oil that we export have fun bitchass
Why do you cream the pudding 
No more kebabs
literally only 1 city has abundance of em called Isparta

ask ivan
No you said you creamed the pudding
Thats whip cream pudding.
was playing on official some fella spawned in front of me , winged him with makarov and this is his loot kek
Doge creams his pudding like that one guy fucked spaghetti in american pie 
***W h a t ***
Anyways time for work 
hate
nononono
you come back here
and explain
why the fuck do you know that
BASTARD
he ate it
My cat don't bite, she will just pin you up against a wall

Architectural Eradication Masculine Person
https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitch/comments/1nek00b/browser_not_supported/
I guess its not a me problem
just have to wait
that looks cool
what gaem is it
Warframe
is it like cod or smth?
cuz if its a 5v5 shooter im not touching it with a 10 meter pole
is it open world😳
Planets
?
space ninjas
Oh its grindy?
oh yes
warframe fans will show you a bunch of incomprehensible geometrical shapes and unironically say "yo this character design is fire" (it's indistinguishable from the other 100 characters)
This is what hours of pain and grinding looks like
do they have space ninja aliens

the fuck is that supposed to be
caked up space ninja chick?
wisp
Would NOT NEVER BANG A WARFRAME
no one tell him what the warframes are piloted by 
*child human brains
OH FUCK
who tf saw that and decided to add caked up space ninja skins
who also exist in multiple points of time separately?
idk it's confusing
time travel
Warframe lore is best left where it should, and enjoy the grind 
wort wort wort
Having another episode of contemplating how tf I got so many primes when i started out
Wort wort wort
gagh

@little depot

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