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so sad i couldnt kill all people
I played it, so I know 
but Henry was raised as one
Don't you throw shit at a guy's house in the tutorial
yeah
Just like me...
not like you fr
My cat name is cat
you what
We have a ranch across the road
And my dad wasn't really watching me
But my mom caught me before I could consume
oh i have a somewhat similar one
The downfall..
Now you can do it freely
Exactly
when i was about 12 or 13 i accidentally drank a shot of vodka thinking it was water
what is the correlation between vodka and horseshit
What is that
Deutschland~
achtung
as in accidentally doing stupid shit when you're young
SIGNALIS
i can now do sams quest
What is signalis
achtung
a videogame
The video game of all time
German space lesbians
I have a meme that's relevant to this but I don't wanna get banned
(you know it's true, awazu)
You forgot about the 30 niche east asia lore refernces
(seriously whys there so much kr,jp and cn as well)
That's the additional flavoring~
who doesn't
The evil and intimidating horse
go play valhalla
literally

treeant knows peak
add me on steam
Oh my god, BUYING NOW


christmas came early
sus
mass effect is techinically a lesbian space game
Car posting :3
I could watch this like a million times

then why don't you
AWAWA
WIWIWI
yes
I have it in a compilation!
THAT ONE
I'm working on it
That's another ten
997,953 to go
why would the horse do this
Wait, THATS THE WRONG COMPILATION
i am retarded
goob night
i killed myself

Yus
enemies are so goddamn tanky
bro tanked 5 sticky bombs
goodnight
go find it
wow survival in the year of our lord 2025
that's crazy work
yooo
i mean i hadn't seen anyone play survival ever since heists were added to gtao
SEND THE RIGHT ONE 
get your giant beak out of the name god damn
why woudl juan do this
wiwiwi
waaaa
Unhorseen consequence of horsing around
wiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiw
who radided you
the arc raiders
how did you dieded
gun
someone saved me from an arc
and then i ran away scared
and then i finished my quest and extracted
i got deluxe so i got some drip too
i got the one with the bomber jacket, probably ultra basic pick
but my name is also josh so what do you expect
?
deathwish but instead of los santos its cagville
Clearly not
still loading btw
What you ?

Jesus.
Can't wait for this event to be over.
oh mein gott
4 player lobby this time
BUT I COULDN'T BUY AMMO 
nvm it autofilled ammo
good
Acknowledging it is the 1st step to recovert


pffft I did it alone
Also what were you ? About the deathwish ending
Im pretty sure those are mod clothes or something

that was still the plan
but game decided "no u get 4 players now"
Doge want to know the strat
"Just one more hour!"
Run around the church
3 days later
that i was already doing
You can spend like 5 waves standing in a corner of the map and it's fine
But then those fucks that can do magic wolololo attacks appear
I think we won
my magnum opus
And you have to move
True!
goob night chat
Goon night, :3
be careful with that
the road to 60fps
60 fps? well god damn
goddamn
Unreal engine can do 60 fps. Wow
How else am I gonna commit evil, nefarious deeds~
Naow, just inflict crimes upon others :3
such as?
We're not even the same species
B&E
birds dont have arms
loitering
Signing their email into subscriptions, ad websites and other annoying places :3
SO IT WAS YOU
when can we burn this specimen
:3
OH BOY 3 AM
when are the demons gonna appear
nah I just got out of some 1v1's
wheres my god damn electric car shiyon

oh god oh fuck sams lunchbreak is coming and i have yet to finish her quest
shes gonna kill me

thank spart
Ocelot is a proud creature
@sour rivet https://youtu.be/MF4JHngkacw?si=4665g4WhzyonhyIS
Made for madness day 2025 with collaboration with RRan6er's concept art to bring hank into deadlock with appropriate art style.
mod available at: https://gamebanana.com/mods/621962
concept artist: https://x.com/RRan6er
where the fuck am i
@little depot lovely
that mid ass billie eilish song
peak ngl
@oblique belfry i have witness a crime
@timber oxide did the ufo puzzle
put a fucking shirt on
and then look at htis
SIMPSONS x FORTNITE COUCH GAG WTF 😭
(Thanks @coop6758 for spotting this)
@little depot
Completed and looted the top tier breach and turned off my item filter out of curiosity....

Bro imagine doing this with no filter
he is fucking alive as well
seeing a LOT of new machine variants
I'm scared
did he deserve this
no
if ur just gonna repost insta posts might as well just add me
Your insta?
°~°
@frank hearth peep the loot
These vids are always better when they have the actual horse in them
maybeazu13
shit post throw away
real and true

it even purrs
you turn towards the target and hope it hits
this is why ppl use helis with explosive autocannons
no genuinely
the heli had a minigun
but i couldn't figure it out how to use it
as pilot
and i couldn't use mouse cuz i need numpads to rotate the heli
was it a buzzard?
the other one
annihilator?
@copper vapor The bicycle is ass, will I get a better vehicle later?
this?
no
look it doesnt matter which heli it is
i just need to learn hwo to both steer and use the guns of heli
I discovered these in some random-ass locations
by default the guns should be spacebar on the keyboard
🗿
That's an improvement
the bicycle has the advantage of not needing fuel and making less/no noise
So, many weaponized vehicles require a dedicated gunner
theres alo a motorized tricycle
but ya I'd rather just go on foot
but i dun rember if that was dlc or not
the bike is ass when you try to go up slopes
and if you hit something while going downhill
i was the pilot and i could fire the minigun if im using the mouse right click
but i remember there being a key
wtf are yall even talking about
to use the gun
you can't backpedal away from the obstacle
with keyboard
doge is talking about GTAO, me pyr and birb are talking about generation zero
If the weapon doesn't show up when you try to switch weapons, then you need a gunner
it does
spacebar I believe
like im saying
Spacebar
i can both pilot and use gun
Me when im confronted about my views in 1972
bruh
I was so fucking confused lmao
Doge it doesn't hurt to check the keybinds in the settings menu
cause i thought yall were talking baout the same game
i had no time
I haven't used either of these other vehicles btw so I dunno how much of an improvement they might actually be
because i didn't know this supply run was gonna make me use a gunned heli
with buzzards on my ass
1 tapping me
honestly rather just leg it to places
Gen Zero talk
being on a bike won't help me if an army of bots aggroes me
Supply run for which business?
gen zero isn real
bunker and MOC
Then be on motorcycle


Doge there's this one supply run for bunker
Where you have to attack a convoy
And it's being defended by a helicopter
Which has explosive rounds
Are they black and red?

stealth action shooter
12 million bobots hear the sounds of your metabolism
And even bringing an armored vehicle won't save you
Because explosive rounds melt armor
I've seen FNIX-class bots, but I'm talking about new robots actually
Wolf, Lynx and a flying one that I didn't catch the name
Like literally the best way to do that supply run is to bring a tank and shoot the heli as soon as you see it 
will let you know if i get that supply run
it's kinda funny how destroying robots makes them explode
so even if you take out one of them in stealth, the others will detect the splosion
Firebird is the flying one
Buy supplies
75k
Cheap
i need all the money i can get for sub
all I know is I'm scared
I'm still using initial guns
with shit hollowpoint/softpoint ammo
If you need money, stop research
Go get a Rocket Launcher
Start making cargo
tourist
I have one but not many rockets

I think you can find it pretty easy at lower south area
will do after the research is done
Start research once you get the sub
You see the big area near air field base?
Around that area is series of trench lines a lot of dead soldiers there
Best way to make money before the sub iirc is to buy an auto shop and do the bank robbery from there
Its great area to farm ammo
It's a small solo heist and it gives a lot of money

Watch out for tanks and harvester tho
Jptwt is so fucking insane
yea I went there, cleaned it out. There's a FNIX base and a buncha tanks
including an Apocalypse-class tank
Apocalypse Tank 
I just stealthed my way past
I found a bunker under the air base
it's kinda big, didn't explore it fully
They are by no mean hard to kill for me, they are just annoying to deal w
but now I gotta
, early start tomorrow
goobnacht
@oblique belfry You can also fill in the warehouse until you have 8 crates of goods in it and then sell
gn 
hm
also
Because 8 crates is a 1 player sell mission
do i need stock for MOC missions or supplies
Anything above is a 2+
No?
it says "you dont have enough supplies to start this mission"
will show after this supply run
what social media has the worst comment section
omg its luna
@timber oxide look
Which mission
oh i can make one right now


Time for the good ol' sandbag tactic
ok for "solo" achievements i need to do 4 achievements
call a backup heli 
use custom vehicle to win 5 race 
becoming 1st place in all competitive game types 
spending 8 mil on cars that are part of heists update 
for me it is currently
still dunno the best way to earn big amounts of money
pelido heist is probably the key but i need 2.2mil for that first
yeah im not counting the duos for now
Bro I've been playing GTA:O since it released on PS3 I still don't know how to make money
gonna try doing the ones i can do solo first
I just hop in, fuck around until my nightclub safe gets filled, hop out
me and bro
One full nightclub safe is worth 250k
Sacrifice him to the machines for free tacos
SANDS UNDERRAIL!??
Brainfart's a few flights down
is that disco elysium kim
underrail 2 gonna be even more peak
yesss

not stuck in turn based hell it looks like
also finally not stuck with his 2004 ass sprites
It is turn based
but it's turn based with some active time maneuvers
And things like all enemies being able to act simultaneously
So no more having to ramp speed to 500% so the 11 enemies can each take one shot and then yell slurs at you
yeah idk I swore it was like a mix of turn based and real time stuff in the trailer
Yeah they wanted to add things you could do even between turns
So it's be a lot less stiff to play
I'm simultaneously worried i'll like it a lot less, and hoping it's good
like its def still turn based but the uhhh
4:50ish section of the trailer almost seems like real time with how fast turns are moving
i wonder if theres gonna be like a uhh
survivor vision kinda thing to highlight areas you can climb up or doors
since theres way more shit on screen now and some of it is hidden behind foreground objects
also wow the crafting and hacking and basically everything just looks like straight improvements from 1
3d also means he can reasonably show shit changing in realtime
water levels lowering and rising and stuff

I'm sure it'll have the classic "object highlight" and "obscured alpha" effects that most CRPGs do
yeah
Highlight for the handwheel and then the alpha effect for the reflector and sour gnat corpses
thats the uhh
active look or whatever
theres also the enemy highlight for combat
imagine you go to the surface in this one

What would be the point
UnderRail established the surface is a literally uninhabitable barren hellscape
not unlike the moon or an asteroid
It's absolute zero up there, no atmosphere
I would say you get boiled alive in the day time, but there is no day time
The sun is gone
Disco Elysium
We got a divine orb 
orb
faster travel up there than underground 
if its barren and destroyed its probably flat enough to drive a buggy around if you got o2 and insulation
maybe they lied about the ground being uninhabitable 
keeping population under control
if luna was french yeah

Fuck, it's been a while since i guess first playthrough
it is to keep them under rail
@forest acorn
Can ye west?

When they bunch up just right so you can hit 4 enemies with the maximized call lightning
oneshot 3 enemies, nearly killed the 4th
@forest acorn 
you failed
I love my OTP Shadowheart
Who was keeping track?
No im hydrophilic
I will chemically bond to water molecules
Is soundtrack back yet
so am I, I am hydrophobos
Im hydrodeimos
Me when a DC 15 persuasion but I have a 15-19 bonus on persuasion checks
and advantage
Elise when deja vu
sanford?
@celest plank Awaken
yeh
tf is sanford
Madness Combat
oh
Deimos and Sanford
azu did you sign a prenup
scuse me
15-19?
Big oof
Migu is free
migu
SASAGEYO
Sorry it's actually 12-15
and yeah
Harpy ring
+3 specializations as bard in Persuasion
- guidance + Eagle's Splendour
bruh you can persuade anyone of anything
Basically yes

I'm playing Face of the Party Tav and i'm going all in on dialogue power
NGL there should be an ending where you persuade the big bad to kill themselves ME style
(Persuasion 100) Kill yourself
It's like 7.62 game, which has this best system
Or i hope it is, anyway. It all depends on how time stuff is implemented
Cause 7.62 went for realism and sim, so readying a weapon, pre-aiming, etc
I doubt underrail will have that
it is peak
But are we still stuck with Styg "I made the enemies not go back to their original positions on the map" the Underrail Dev?
why would you not want styg
Onetrick pony ass Shadowheart
Opens every fight with Destructive Wrath -> Call Lightning
you could do that in first game anyway
No one really knows. Hell, we barely know what other parts of underrail are
Underrail could really just be fine on the surface
Doubt it is fine
We're just so deep that even the Faceless don't know shit
But it can be anything
Faceless live deep though, so i doubt they will wanna go up
Epic gun
yeah i forgot it existed because I used it like maybe once to find a lever
honestly yeah
i wonder if the surface world is like uhh
more advanced than the underrail
red dot blocks half the magnified optic
or if theyve spent so much time down there they've passed the tech from the surface age
i always use it to spot shit
problem here is all normal surface access is probably fucked from eathquakes and the big bad on the surface
yeah
gonna need a big drill
Gonna gamble listening to this
there
It's heavily implied the top of the Utlity Tower dominating only dungeon is the surface
and the bossfight up there takes place in the pitch black frozen wastes
You have to use flares to reveal the surroundings
either i never saw that or i forgot
Tacticool SKS is almost as sexy as a tacticool lever action
also yeah i cant imagine theres no atmosphere if the underrail hasnt been vented by the utility tower
Well the boss fight is blocked by an unremovable ice wall if you're on anything but Dominating
its probably more like metro or snowpiercer up there
ah, i see
All we know is the Leviathans ate the Sun
Ah oof
Not getting there any time soon

i dont remember that area at all
and i think i explored everything
but i read the tower is freezing, so it's normal to have it there
yeah theres like a uhh
warm trapper hat
with some sunglare shaded visor
which is kinda odd since there's not a sun
helmets also have than in the game
it's for flashbangs
true...
I'll have to play on a higher diff that isn't Dominating for a bit
Iunno how I cleared Normal once
0 idea of what a character build sensibility sit
eh, idk.
Underrail is not an easy game, so imo normal is actually a good difficulty if you want to play how you want it and not how you need to
cause on hard you do need to try, and dominating is literally just meds spam every fight
So there's no room for fucking about 
So much for trying to get to content locked behind difficulty
and i don't like the idea of spamming adrenaline every combat
depends. But hard is indeed hard
if you know stuff about the game - hard is good
but i play once every 2 years or so, so i basically come blind mostly every time
Normal it is then
Re-learn the game
Fun fact, my first character was a (in the late game) heavy armour SMG + one-shot every round 12.7MM Sniper
yeah, i played for some hours on hard an thinking of starting over
it aint worth the hassle fo me
I wanna try shotguns, but holy fuck they suck ass
it's very fun BTFOing rathounds in one shot, but a dude needs like 3-4 shots. and that is 2 full turns
me and my brother are fuckin winnin
Meanwhile that dude is rushing you down with adrenaline and a knife that has, apparently, 5 attacks

normal can get easy though. but that only means you are very good for the level
progress a bit in the story and get your ass handed to you again
Like a fool I started Dominating
Man
Those psy-beetles got HANDS
bruh
i watched dominating playthrough
dude was basially using every fucking exploit known to humanity
adrenaline shot every combat
Is it one of those "You have to start fights from this exact cell or it's over" type
basically
I figured
You know, I haven't read the difficulty descriptions in a while
Sounds a bit dumb 
But whatever, love the game
WOOOO HAIR GOT
Finally
Hair
Drow is the best race to play in BG3. Too much fun
go bald

Potion of Everlasting Vigour + Mirror of Loss will let me hit 24
@turbid shuttle
By the end of this build i'll be obliterating two people a turn 
Have'em walk up into melee with Command : Approach
Then hit'em with Divine Smite -> Slashing Flourish to bisect
call me insane but i swear youve said this exact line yesterday
Mood
He decided to be the governor for the worst state ever instead
oh yes I explained my build once yesterday

Voruna good in EDA
Thank god I didn't fail this check this time
I failed last time I let this happen
Had to use a Revivify for it
arc raider so dang fun
Yes
hi sammmm
i regret to inform you
that i have yet to succeed in your quest
turrible news
a big bug?
shiny

niiiice
It was atleast like 500kgs
@blazing maple more clips
What’s your fav weapon
rn? ferro
"huh this shaper thing seems nice lets see what it does to maps"
Summons literal space background enemies
Time pauses randomly during a boss fight just for some cloaked dude to portend my doom
Nice
i want the renegade
I rock the silent pistol
Also found a venator blueprint
And obtained a torrente 
Which one is that
no idea
this may be my last match so if you do buy it we'd prob play tmmrw or somth
we win these
are you arcing the raiders?
Is that the game where there is a jumping death robot
Tryna give my orbiter more life
Next maybe dormizone
Why tf can;t I set my dormizone as my base of operations it's so forgettable
No crafting area
warlocks are more weird

The earth mother WOULD NOT APPROVE

guh?!
smoking too much of that weird plant and invoking warp demons, gg
Imagine getting ambushed by a 9-10ft tall beefcake of pure muscle and horns
Are youbdoin that sub class u was talking bout earlier
It stealths by standing behind a tree but its sides stick out on both sides
no just looking
ok
Dont ok me
not for long....
The stealth is the rogue acting normal, it's just the hostiles prefer not to engage a walking mountain if possible
thats be horrifying
the bovine stare
Hello
disney cow
How come youre doin retail i thought you didnt like it
they've been here longer than the old models
When you ask for a latte
once again, just checking
I'm not playing
Aight aight
damn
Do it
They have body paint for a hawk too huh?

are u playing some modpack? 
No it's my own personal selections
Ayo Mass Effect
i wonder where i gonna use it 

She's more right than she knows
I'm here to woo Minthara (After knocking her ass out)


Lay Glyph of Warding (Sleep) under Gut in her room with the door closed
Initiate combat by attacking her in melee with Drow
She goes hostile, Glyph blows up, she falls asleep instantly
Kill her with the next attack and nobody is the wiser
lmfao why did the astartes guy make the trailer for MENACE go so damn hard
huge

and then you look at gameplay and its xcom
Glyph of Warding to sleep and voila
omg haiii :3



@forest acorn you should go unconscious yourself for 8 hours nowww
yous hould play duckov
I just realized
I don't have proficiency with greatswords
No wonder my hit chance seemed a little low for rolls with advantage
Peak

happy halloweeb offtopic...
yes im 3 days late

I love how everybody even the bad guys expect me to do unspeakable things just off racial rep
I simply threaten i'm gonna torture a guy and they believe it
So late that if it was cooking a steak it'd be a raisin (btw you play poe1 aswell?)
NOT EVEN CLOSE WITH THE 6-9 BONUS
no i quit poe 1 a bit ago
Little creepy man 
The long face
Hors
damn. here, have a reminder why we thank god for item filters
wot
dude there we so many fucking items there
WAYTOODANK
where's the filter
off for image
when i started poe back in 2.14 ritual league, the first thing people told me was to get a filter
glad i listened to that advice well

It's only off to show how much shit the high end of the new league gives
I will never understand gamers
Me like big piles of loot
I wish to earn more of it
Then perhaps i will be steeled enough to face horrors beyond my comprehension
gonna toast air in the bread fryer
🔥 🔥 🔥
also to any gta players
is it possible to use cargobob for deliveries etc
WIFE SPOTTED LETS GOOOOOOO
i see new quest 
Warframe hates me
Wife
Knocked out non-lethal
Dror Razglin? Murdered with impunity
Though he did down my Tav in one turn cause I fucked up and he made 3 saves successfully in the opening
revolver 
Was rewatching the redstream with Mike Pondsmith, really cool how he's apparently heard at every turn that when they add new things he ain't surprised since he heard the concept from em before
I NEED ARC RAIDERS
then buy it 

Or dont

do or do not, there is no yap
To arc is to exist
To arc or not to arc, that is the question
I raid therefore I am

Open offtopic
Elise enjoying BG3 amongst Brainfart posting
romance it 
I'm nothing if not consistent
I don't really do brainfart posting
Oh gee, I wonder what you could use all this for 

Got up from prone only to immediately walk into a shock glyph AND fail to save and slip on ice again
dead before they hit the ground from slipping
“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.” ~Bilbo Baggins
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